#i miss that dude

[polycharismas]

big evil plane ate my boyfriend 😢😢😢😢😢😢

[white-cishet-snail]

I broke a dudes nose back in high school, got a cake done up for him that said "you look better now anyways" and delivered it to him in class.

Dude proceeded to almost give himself a nosebleed by just face-rolling the cake

I think about this cake every day

[frosthetix]

some dudebros: tom hardy must be held at gunpoint to still be doing these sony venom movies

tom hardy: WRITES the movie, PRODUCES the movies, repeatedly states how much venom and eddie means to him, reads all the comics, #1 veddie shipper

[this-is-godot]

If you ever think you’re stupid, remember this: I sat in “Doctor Strange” and said: “Oh, Anthony Hopkins” when the villain came on-screen. Because I saw “the guy who played Hannibal Lecter” and my brain went “obviously that means Anthony Hopkins”. Sorry to Mads Mikkelsen.

In a similar vein, I have also repeatedly (very much on accident) called a classmate “Richard”. We had a Richard in that class, but it wasn’t him. But his last name was “Wagner”, and my brain put “there’s a Richard in our class” and “this guy’s name is Wagner” together and drew the only conclusion it could.

So yeah. Maybe you do stupid things. Say stupid things. But never as dumb as that.

[potofsoup]

I was pecking away at a fic (as one does when one is in-between binge-reading of fics) when I was taken by the cracktastic idea of Tim Drake having a Roomba as a best friend growing up and then somehow my hand slipped

Edit to add: [more pix of Roombie and Batfam] [fic that spawned this]

[unlimitedbutchworks]

a lot of older norms for internet and site etiquette are shit but you know what was good that we need to bring back? lurking. you need to lurk moar

[avenoirn]

brothers, wherever we are

[mendedrum]

when will my husband victor tugelbend return from the war

[thesingingrevolution]

this is so sick like hospitalization level sick (in a good way hbngbd) i have not been this happy in so long but basically. do you guys remember that guy i liked last year in one of my classes. the one i had dinner with one time (technically just desert 1on1 lol because dinner was with the class) and he has always been the sweetest guy ever????? and a few months ago i mentioned being happy for him because i found out he is the president of his dorm which is so cool he is so funny and energetic and charismatic like DESERVEEEEE u go mr president 🥳 i would have voted for you if i could ANYWAY. my roommate/best friend who knows i kinda liked him went to the same program over the summer and they are kinda friends now. one day when we got back i told my roommate and her bf that he was president of his dorm for some reason idk it just came up in conversation and anyway a while later she goes to an event hosted by his dorm with her other friend and bf and she greets him and tells him that she heard he was the president, and he asked how she knew and she was like “i’m so sorry i have no idea i can’t remember” (she actually couldn’t) and her bf stepped in and said “[i] told her” and she was like yesss that’s right and that i was her roommate and best friend and i swear this man reportedly said, “i love [my name]!!” Verbatim btw and my roommate said she couldn’t remember the specifics but he looked so happy and said some other nice things about me and idk i might smile for the rest of my life

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael has a hard time retelling FNAF sister location

[dkettchen]

cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream

In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion

The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-

I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D

[duskxdevilm]

[jsheios]

So Hilda season 3. (This post has nothing to do with hilda season 3)

[yeagrave]

:’)

[cicide76536]

Antivan Crow wrapped:

You finished 41 contracts this year

Your most expensive contract was Alistair Theirin and another warden

You broke 1121 lockpicks

Your most committed follower was Taliesin Arainai

Your most used google search was suitable clothing for ferelden climate where to buy

You performed Antivan sensual massage 14 times

Your most used poison was chili flakes

[aquamarinebling]

trying to draw isafrin, but the hand yearns for chibi mira.