#i miss my boyfriend can you tell?
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Maladaptive Daydream Culture is having a para of your boyfriend who you can't see for a few months and having to remind yourself that the para isn't real, especially when the daydreams bleed into what little in-person memories you do have of him
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gazkamurocho · 7 months ago
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This came to me in a dream??
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raepliica · 2 years ago
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tristamp post-timeskip woowoo!! injecting him with cowboy swag baybiee
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also, a little bit of a redraw
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sugarverse · 7 months ago
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your boyfriend who has no problem picking you up in the pool, forcing your hips against his before forcing your back against the wall of the pool "jokingly".
"My big baby just wanted to be held by me, right?" the warmth of his body made you shiver, feeling him against you as he pulled you and possibly closer.
or when he picks you up bridal style just to prove how strong he is, kissing your neck and threatening to drop you if you didn't squeeze him tight.
or when you get out of the pool for a moment to see him looking up at you with the upmost devotion. Staring at your soft tummy and stretch marks as they branch out.
your boyfriend who makes sure that your sunscreen is rubbed in, spending an extra long time on your back and thighs to stare at how plush they are.
ugh, i miss summer.
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thedawningofthehour · 8 days ago
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Finally back to working on the fic again and I just want you all to know that the entire time period the next two chapters encompass, Bella is face-down on her mattress hungover af and completely passed out the entire time.
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endless-season · 2 months ago
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Danmei Rec Meme!
How long have you been into danmei, how did you get into it / what was your first danmei?
I read MDZS in 2018 if that counts? But otherwise I saw Global Examination randomly mentioned in around September last year and thought it looked interesting. Read the manhua, enjoyed it, continued with the novel and have been randomly reading stuff since. (English Vol 1 is open for preorders btw!)
Favourite danmei?
Global Examination by Mu Su Li
Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin by Qi Jing Nan Qu
Favourite couples / characters?
Don't have a particular answer so I'll go with the two MCs from my first two faves above :D You Huo and Chi XiaoChi. Competant, badass, rebellious, q_q puts themselves at risk to help others. JiuHuo and LouChi are both very soft and adorable and wholesome ships that fight their way to be together q_q.
Most recently read danmei?
I'm currently reading After The Tyrant Differentiated into an Omega?
Any favourite authors?
Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat 肉包不吃肉 Her writing is just so intense! So much drama, so much angst, so many tears. For mature audiences only! If you've haven't read any of her stuff see content warnings beforehand.
Other authors I’ve eyed: Cyan Wings 青色羽翼, A Lifetime of Beautiful Clothes 一世华裳
Any popular danmei you aren't particularly a fan of?
Hmm. I haven't been able to get into any of Priest's works. Might be the writing style, I managed to finish Mo Du which was nice but somehow just don't feel satisfied :X
Also I liked MDZS and TGCF but didn't particularly enjoy SVSSS.
Anything you've been meaning to read but still haven't?
Ballad of Sword and Wine / Qiang Jin Jiu - tried a few times but finding it hard to get through the narration / heavy world building. Will try again at some point.
The Earth Is Online - struggling to keep interested in the beginning chapters
Choose a random (the weirder and baitier, the better) memorable scene/danmei to describe!
MC has a dream where ML is tied up. Has no idea why. Dreams materialise. Wakes up and finds Dream!ML tied up. ML also wakes up, and sees his Dream!MC glaring at them. *Awkward silence* Dream!ML starts flirting with MC. Everyone is horrified.
Are there any particular genres / tropes you enjoy / don't enjoy? Aka - any useful info for people to send you recs ;D?
I am a sucker for amnesia tropes and hidden identity tropes. Also tend to appreciate light hearted narration / comedic undertones. Which probably explains my two faves lmao. Mystery and angst keep me going.
Any recommendations to give? Badly describe them in 2 sentences. (Or however you like, your choice.)
Trying to avoid popular ones so here goes!!!
Global Examination - Infinite flow. 2 madmen on opposite sides bond over their mutual fondness for setting things on fire. They both have amnesia from a few years ago? How suspicious...
Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin - My favourite Quick Transmigration. MC and his system break up toxic relationships in other worlds whilst MC still processing the grief of losing his belated childhood crush who passed away over 10 years ago and left him traumatised.
Any of Meatbun's novels (2ha/The Husky and his White Cat Shizun, Yu Wu/Remnants of Filth, bab/Case File Compendium) - Too much angst and too many plot twists.
Record of the Missing Sect Master - Fun shameless schemeing MC gets revenge by pissing off all the antagonists and uncovering conspiracies while ML fondly indulges him.
Mr Melancholy Wants To Live A Peaceful Life - Overpowered but retired MC who is hiding his superpowered identity wants to live a peaceful life, but ML who is also hiding his superpowered identity keeps getting forced to go to work (work = saving the world). In an attempt to get ML to work less, MC hires suspicious people to start a money laundering business.
Breaking Through the Clouds - More realistic/serious tone compared to others on this list. Modern urban crime solving.
Married Thrice to a Salted Fish
Devil Vernerable Also Wants To Know
Transmigration into the Heartthrob's cannon fodder childhood friend / Everyone Loves The Cannon Fodder - modern school life
The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish
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harrytheehottie · 5 months ago
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sorry dgaf corny but <3 the way he can just literally exist and jsut be in these places that are like a second home to him <3 and it wasn’t always the case !!!! and why he looks so well rested and happy
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itspileofgoodthings · 5 months ago
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cause it wasn’t sexy once it wasn’t forbidden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hairtusk · 1 year ago
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yay-depression · 8 days ago
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things that constitute satan (a non-exhaustive list):
waking up early
getting out of a warm bed
getting out of a warm shower
voice messages longer than 5 minutes
laundry
classes longer than 3 hours
period cramps
the fact that food rots
the fact that knives dull
traffic
sleet
the fact that time passes before 10 am
insomnia
multiple projects due on the same day
vagueness
that one professor
dust
clothes that itch
mold
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sketchf4ngz · 4 months ago
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Eu sou cringe
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milkyspine · 4 months ago
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ennuidays · 4 months ago
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theh should invent a boyfridn that is in my bed and cuddling with mr ansnplsying eith my hair and my body and makinf out w me and bitinf mt tongue
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cowbimbo · 4 months ago
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When I see autistic puppy butches my eyes pop out of my skull and I start hitting my head with a hammer like in old cartoons
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caes-funnyarc · 11 months ago
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there's something so beautiful about the phrase "we'll see."
it's not "i'll see," or even the beautiful "you'll see," when waiting for a surprise. it's "we'll see." us. we. we will see. together.
whatever betide, we'll see it through together.
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dirt-str1der · 2 years ago
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Do you consider any of the non protagonist yakuza girls well writen?
I think none of them had rights
#Thanks for the ask !#like you have to actively like girls to notice them theyre inconsequential#also who is this why are you sewing discorse in my inbox#i spelled discourse wrong. my mom ordered the dog trainers to train ollie right now because he is insane and hes eating soo many treats#not because hes a good boy but because they are tossing that shit at him#they were literally almost there with yasuko#i thought her story was so fucking interesting ...#like its really not a fault of the girls they are all pretty good characters in their own right#like we have a variety of them too. we had miss tatsu who was out there turning guys inside out but she randomly had to go get kidnapped in#order to complete kiryus training arc. like how funny would it be for the whole thing to be staged and miss tatsus like Lol good job kiryu#for passing my test. oh this guy ? yeah he did get the better of me but i kicked the shit out of him then roped him into my schemes. dont#you think practical application is more effective than training ? anyway theres nothing more i can teach you but you can come train whenevr#we didnt even get an in game appearance for yuko but apparently she was a massive troll but too cute to get into any real trouble#mirei was. . . i literally said ‘are you kidding me’ when they revealed what happened to her like seriously ? is this real ? they did#that ? like literally she should have been living it up in cahoots with katsuya and being so sexy and divorced forever. she should have#faked her death because every single parentsl figure haruka had leaves her. and god haruka like honest to god i love that she just ran off#like that i thought it was so kiryu of her to be an absent father. but also my friends have all brought up very good points which is that#haruka should NOT have gone back to morning glory like she should have stayed in ono michi with her loser girlfriend whos a boyfriend with#her new extended family and only go back every now and then to see her siblings honestly i hated that .... like girl spread your wings ..#choose where you want to roost stop going back !! just get out !!!!!! its literally okay to tell the rest of your family ‘i dont wanna wipe#your asses forever i love you guys but im out of here’. and god i .. as much as i loved y0 makoto should have left her shitassed husband#girl had a whole ass baby with him ... find someone better im sorry ..!!! like whatever i know that thst was the ‘best’ option for her and#she deserves financial stability and a rich doctor husband but she also deserves crazy sex with a girl with one eye#i think what yumi did was awesome but like. actually i have no complaints about yumi. wait no i do. kazama was a shitass for marrying her#off to that politician because he couldnt stand having a woman in his house. im now thinking of that unecessarily hot doctor from y0 wtf was#her deal. and god the unnecessarily hot cho-han lady from y5.. oh wait ako had rights. she fell in love with kiryu at first sight then got#over him which is literally the best thing a girl could do for herself. PLUS she throws molotovs and is generally awesome#i cant remember any other girl. oh yeah god reina. .. reina .... god milky though .... i think she was fantastic and i want her badly. and#yayoi fucking disappeared after a certain point in time and ran off to another city with her baby daddy and sugared him to open a bar#well its not canon but im certain thats what happened because she literally went radio silence like girl where are you ....
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