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turtle-trash · 1 year ago

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9/11? More like birthday eve

#i might have made this joke before #this was the locked n loaded joke btw

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ironman-tonystark · 2 years ago

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I'm begging Danny Rand to stop calling his special move Iron Fisting. That's my special move and it's not for combat situations.

#tony stark musings #shit post #tony stark #danny rand #grown up time #i might have made this joke before #but it happened again and the jokes right there

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moeblob · 6 months ago

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Happy Birthday to Ferdinand von Aegir!

I actually made 33 emotes, affectionately known as Aegirglyphics to some, for my own personal use on discord. However, I figure why not share some of them! They're free to use for discord servers/icons/pfps or whatever. However, my only request is Do NOT use them as subscriber emotes on Twitch. You can make them free follower emotes but you are not to make them locked behind a paywall.

#fe three houses #ferdinand von aegir #discord emotes #i thought long and hard about this bc idk the actual want for emotes i made ages ago but #i still love my son and its his bday ad so i should be nice and share #since i no longer have nitro and can no longer use them myself #the fact i can technically post 30 at once was tempting but #some of them arent living up to my standards and also just might not be easy to use in most contexts #so those im gonna skip on lol #whoever wants 21 aegirglyphics tho have at em #i think i might have posted some before? but only 10 and i dont recall which ones #if you want a secret the last three and the middle on the second row are my favorites to use #i used concernednand (the upper one) so much #the internet concerns me guys it was a valid use every time #debated sharing heartnand but honestly the world could benefit from it imo because gotta spread that love #fun lil trivia i love making emotes and so when i was in a server and people knew me as the ferdinand fan and artist #someone was like why hasnt salmon made a ferdinand emote yet #and im like bc i dont run the server and i cant just demand they add my art #and then a mod was like i didnt wanna put pressure on salmon but i thought about it so i was like bet #and then drew a server exclusive happy ferdinand emote #and that was the start of me somehow being able to have like.... ten emotes in that server #some of them were just me joking and then mods encouraging me #cause i used to use felix for every single art prompt theyd give and one week someone said the prompt was pog #and i just was so upset because dude why would i wanna draw felix for that hes not pog #so a mod was like hey if you make a pog felix emote we ill add it to the emotes here #so i once again was like bet and then posted it and then they really added it lmao #anyway sorry for so many rambles please feel free to use them on discord in whatever server #i cant really expect everyone to credit me but also im not really concerned since i fear people know my nands a mile away

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wavesoutbeingtossed · 7 months ago

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“Ok in the original error message on Grammy night there’s the the code that says DPT which obviously now is the acronym for Tortured Poets Department but backwards and it’s counting down 3-2-1 from back to front IT’S LIKE IT’S STARTING FROM THE END INSTEAD OF THE BEGINNING or from the last page instead of the first chapter and the word scramble is literally a red herring and the original error is web speak for the system crashing BECAUSE THERE’S BEEN A GLITCH THE SYSTEM IS OVERLOADED so she has to go back to basics with a typewriter instead in the latest tease but also the betting Swifties are saying the Apple Music scramble is spelling out Glitch backwards too and the original error message is a black page with white font but the NEW error message is white with black font they’re like TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN and now she’s teasing 13– THIRTEEN WHAT?!—“

#the tortured poets department #this is the fun kind of clowning lol #I’m 99% kidding but I think I might be onto something with the end before the beginning thing lol #(I’m not a rep tv truther whatsoever)#(I want TTPD to shine and get its limelight for eons)#(but I have to admit this joke conspiracy theorizing made me think maybe the end -TTPD- prefacing the beginning -rep- isn’t that far fetche #in the grand scheme of conspiracy theory clowning lol)#I think she’s just going to release some sort of bonus/accompanying content/art to go with whatever is cooking for Friday)#I do actually think the 13 might mean something… 13 extra tracks? Poems? Something? A la 3 am edition of midnights #Jlaw gif WHAT DO YOU MEAN

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ssruis · 3 months ago

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Nene getting angrier and angrier explaining that there are Pokémon who can harness power equivalent to a nuclear bomb and there’s a Pokémon that is literally god and a Pokémon who embodies death and and and vs an increasingly defensive tsukasa who refuses to back down and just keeps going “yeah but it’s a lot of lions”

#I’ve already made this joke but that was before I made this blog I think #mine #tsukasa #nene #emu doesn’t really care but she trusts nene’s judgement & rui is siding with tsukasa because even though he agrees w nene #he also enjoys being annoying.#actually I take it back rui isn’t siding with anyone he’s just throwing out counter arguments against whoever is winning to piss them both #off. it looks like tsukasa might agree & then rui is like u know the human mind isn’t capable of picturing a billion. he’s right it’s a lot #of lions. nene starts to cool down & he’s like well kyogre could just get rid of all the land and drown the lions. etc etc.#the argument would have ended like 30 minutes ago if rui didn’t keep saying shit.

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fishermansfoe · 7 months ago

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i like how game changer this week was fully just. psychological torture.

#game changer #deja vu #siobhan thompson #ify nwadiwe #mike trapp #sam reich #look i know this joke has been made before #but most of the time when i imagine playing a game changer scenario i think it might be frustrating at worst #if i were in this scenario i would actually cry #and probably have a breakdown #but maybe that's just me

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trashworldblog · 1 year ago

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shout out to gay people

no cops at pride only ryan and his sword

#someone might have made the no cops at pride joke before but i cant find it </3 #pride #lgbtq #watcher

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dailykugisaki · 8 days ago

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Day 347 | id in alt

Kugisaki hasn't been around Gojo enough to gaf about him LMAO.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #shoko ieri #okay rant time yall #i know some folkos might be mad that i make it seem like shoko is a wet fucking rag which she kinda is kinda isn't #shes clearly capable in her area although in a very she's using what she knows in a different way than shes used to #Shoko unfortunately was EXTREMELY dependent on Gojo's decisions and i hate gege for showing that #most of her actions included gojo in some degree which unfortunately made the decisions in which she needed to say things #she made those decisions based around what gojo would do #letting getos body go uncremated letting gojo killed geto himself ect ect #she didn't involve herself because gojo was gonna do it anyway and i think that mentally effected her bad #so turned herself into her work. somebody that deals with corpses becoming a single minded corpse herself. funny aint it #she has jokes but she isn't very used to having somebody focused on her for a decision she made #because Okkotsu didn't even fucking say a thing about her when his ass came back so i think it would be funny if Kugisaki kinda loathed her #like yes Shoko. your decisions effect others that arnt Gojo did you get jumpscared and then shoved back into reality? i hope you did #she dosent speak. words arnt really her thing where actions mostly are.#so shes trying to do things that help and thats funny because shes kinda ass at it #like helping burying somebody and like preparing for the worst after you fucked somebody over #shoko i see you #also girl why is the only version of self care you have ever done FLINGING YOUR FUCKING CIGARETTE AWAY #why is that your only version of self care and not getting over your damn alcoholism. weirdoooo #Kugisaki using herself as a frame of reference for bad shit. girl i see you LOL #hope that Shoko shit makes sense because she definitely does shit. she knows what she's doin #but before gojo died. well gojo was sort of like a fucked up version of a higher up for her idk #Shoko isn't a pushover. Kugisaki is just mad as hell.#shoko is an asshole that sucks at walking forward but she hurts while healing too so...girl what the fuck #she cant do much or anything with the kids except heal them in a way that dosent quite matter anymore

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witches-come · 7 months ago

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I don't like genital preference discourse because 99 percent of the time it's a cis person who made up a hypothetical pro trans argument and got mad at it.

#I'm sure there's someone somewhere saying YOU MUST HAVE SEX WITH A TRANS PERSON FOR WOKE POINTSS >:( but I'm not them so #if you're not listening to me and instead building a strawman and accusing it of being a conversion therapy advocate why bother ya know?#for me I have internalized the fact that trans people exist and there's a non zero chance that a woman is trans #so I just accept that #the only real difference would be how the sex works and that might be an issue for other people and I'm not saying that's bad or good #I would personally cross that bridge when I got there #and if we're not sexually compatible then we'll split the same way I would with a cis woman who wasn't sexually compatible #it's such a nothing burger for me but there are people's whose entire blog is this #I made jokes before but if you are so terrified of your partner having a peepee don't have sex until you Know for Sure #or vice versa but I mainly see the discourse centered around trans women given how they are more sexualized in our society

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razzle-zazzle · 3 months ago

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Ok tell us about imposter au bc 👀👀👀

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE.

Okay so. without looking through my old stuff for it. What can I remember off the top of my head.... there were clones, I know that, and the clone the story focused on, #424, mainly had an arc about realizing he's not Cole but Cole's clone and then having an existential crisis + becoming his own person.

And then I think the OG Cole destroyed the facility making the clones and then fucked off to be a hermit in the woods because.... OH YEAH he found a BABY in the rubble and needed to protect it! I can't recall if the baby was a clone of all the ninja or just some of them.... I think they were called Coffee though?

Man, some of my old AUs really were just. Whatever concepts I wanted. And I was so real for that kind of self-indulgence actually. I need to be sillier with it tbh

#ask zaz #ninja-go-to-therapy #imposter au (OLD)#but also... the need to refine my aus a bit to have a cleaner story.... ough augh #also just. idk if i realized it before or not but rn i am realizing so many silly jokes i can make out of #424 being a clone and knowing it while the other ninja don't. he is sweating bullets over here at what he imagines they might do to him #if they found out #when tbh i think the ninja wouldn't be like. as antagonistic once they realize that oh‚ yeah‚ it's not like 424 could have ASKED to be made #+ 424 isn't actively antagonistic to the ninja bc he's got all of cole's memories and most of cole's personality (for now)#so he loves them like cole does (for now)#meanwhile. coffee #boy oh boy what was i even plannign with you #what was even your purpose beyond giving cole a baby to fuss over??#like yeah dad cole peak but like #hmmmm maybe something about how coffee didn't ask to be born either/themes of the circumstances of one's birth vs what they do with the #gift of life‚ mewtwo style #either way i gotta reunite cole with the ninja eventually #and 424's gotta figure out who they are and what they wanna do with their life #so like. not a bad start story-wise #certainly very exciting

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sleepless-in-starbucks · 9 months ago

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not really decided on what i want to do with minecraft-the-game's existence a la luke's world but by far the Funniest option (to me) would be if it existed but in like. a knockoff format. like as craftmine yknow. extremely similar to minecraft but different Enough that luke never draws the connection. like yeah sure this seems familiar but craftmine was known for everything being a rectangular prism not a cube . it didntve 'servers' it had 'spaces' . etc etc

#the cryptid speaks #lucky jumbo <3 #started thinkin about this bc im trying to figure out joe a bit more #in the sense that like he Was a minecraft streamer before being a minecraft liver but also he existed in the same world as luke #and if minecraft was a Thing i like to believe luke wouldve made Some connections by now #but with knockoff.......#instead of being a minecraft hermitcraft streamer joe was a craftmine hermitmine streamer #starring alongside such big names as: jumbo mumbo . goodtimeswithwound . braed .#joehills ofc is still joehills bc joehills is eternal throughout all his existences #also have briefly considered this in the sense of like . other big mc servers #mostly dsmp (ie smp i have Never Watched but culturally osmosis'd) solely bc #i think it would be Really Funny . if luke were to overhear the hermits discussing war criminal wilbur soot #and he's like ???? the musician???????? bc he knew about lovejoy but nothin else #this would have some Curious implications for lj lore that idve to deal with but it might be worth it for the joke

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leona-florianova · 10 months ago

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* looking at prices of new rock boots*

"It cant be That hard to make some fancy boots yourself, right?"

*i say while fully aware of how hard it would really be*

#technically not impossible #i could always go back to my zlín uni n beg at the shoe department if they perhaps dont have some shoe lasts I could borrow #also just did the numbers n it looks like if I made them myself it would be only slightly cheaper than what actual new rocks are sold for #+ high chance of mistakes since i never made shoes before #+ my time #n to get the soles i would have to gut some other shoes cause where does one get nice platforms for good price that is not in bulk #why the fuck did i study animation in the shoe making city when i could have gone and studied shoe making #joking.. i dont regret that #but i really do want to make some boots #father might also make drama about this if i bring this up cause he specifically said that we cant afford stuff for making boots #and time and effort for making boots #¨which of course to me is like #challenge #this will haunt me #personal

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gregoftom · 2 years ago

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