#i mean the unicorn is mostly fake

[zooophagous]

The Lion and the Unicorn. And some diamond leaf willow for flavor.

[abyssal-author-and-artist]

I love Monster Falls so much. Like just from a fun fluffy perspective (stay tuned for the body-horror sequel to this post)

Like imagine Boss Mabel but Monster Falls. Stan pretends like he's turning to stone and the execs look at him and go "he's a gargoyle playing it up. We'll take him." Dipper nearly kicks a person because they call his "cervitaur outfit" fake looking and say his hooves are super fake. Mabel comes in and, depending on whether she's a unicorn centaur or a mermaid, she either trots over and uses her horn to light up a hole he kicked in the drywall earlier or flicks water on his fur because "Dipper, you can't keep threatening to kick people! Your hooves hurt." Wendy is mostly the same honestly and Soos keeps dropping his hands in stuff.

Imagine what the background characters would go through for that. You walk into a store and the cashier - who isn't paying attention - is oddly hairy but whatever, you don't judge. The handyman looks pretty sickly and you could swear that his hand is backwards but he walks away pretty fast. You into the back and this kid trots up - and yes, we do mean trot because he's got a fucking deer for the bottom half of his body. He's also got little baby antlers and freckles all over his body and he can't be a real cervitaur so you tell him that his outfit looks fake and he goes "I just wrestled a Gremloblin with four legs and you're gonna tell me this is fake?" and then another kid walks in, and she's a unicorn centaur with flowers all over the place falling out of her tail or her hair. She's got a horn on her forehead and you can see where it starts around her bangs and she goes "Dipper, stop antagonizing the guests! We've gotta show Grunkle Stan that we can do this." And he chuffs like a horse and she goes "Don't you chuff at me, mister. Do your job." and then walks away.

Imagine going to a pool and watching a unicorn centaur wading into the pool, shivering as her fur gets soaked. There's a gargoyle in pool jail and a zombie is messing with the pool floaties. Or you go to Gideon's Tent of Telepathy and the seat in front of you is wet and there's a mermaid pulling herself onto the back of a cervitaur or being carried by a gargoyle man.

Like it's so cute and there's so many cute small little things you can do with it. Like I love it. Dipper wincing in Not What He Seems because his deer back gets pressed against the wall weirdly when the portal's about to open. Mabel in Sock Opera having Dipper put her on a cart because she doesn't have legs. Soos accidentally dropping body parts or slipping up and nibbling someone. Wendy taking a few days off every once in a while because she's a literal werewolf. Ford flying off as soon as he leaves the Shack and forgetting everyone else has legs (except maybe Mabel depending on your preference). Stan hitting stuff with his wings and doing makeup to look human still.

Actually we need more Monster Falls fanfic and I've been debating writing some.

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

finished my rewatch of gravity falls today so here's some random thoughts i wrote down over the course of the last few episodes (sure most of this has been mentioned already but eh. no harm in repeating things):

-could you imagine how differently things would've gone if any of the pines members knew about ford's nightmare (especially stan)

-ford visibly shaking from how hard he's digging his fingers into the floor (referring to the security droid grabbing him)

-ford almost dies three times before bill actually captures him

-'i haven’t been able to find grunkle stan anywhere' was stan not at the shack at that time or did you just not consider checking his house

-a full limerick for 'man from kentucky' wasn’t allowed, but onscreen death is??

-shapeshifter wink + mabeland fake wendy wink

-why is the unicorn half petrified? what caused the gnome to be mostly petrified, but not quite? how was woodpecker guy able to keep his petrified woodpecker? so many questions about these guys. what occurred here

-first time ford gets turned to "gold", he appears cracked. the second time, he’s free of cracks. implication: either the stone/"gold" people get turned into cracks over time or bill roughed ford up a bit even before the torture

-bill disassembles ford and reassembles him on the other side of the room. interesting to consider for. y'know. torture

-speaking of bill, WHY DO YOU HAVE EIGHT EYELASHES NOW. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEVEN

-love fiddleford so much. and also zanthar. and craz and xyler. and soos. and-

-manly dan hugs wendy more gently than soos does

-'(strangely genuine) good to see you too bro >:(' i'm sorry stan did seeing your brother trapped in a horrifying gold-ish statue change your tune a bit

-i agree with the circle actually. the fuck are you doing, stan. 

-i feel like the stan twins were strangled in different ways. it seems like ford was literally being strangled and bill was doing something directly to stan's lungs, based on the way they reacted to it. or i'm looking way too much into the animation who knows

-the way stan kneels on the ground :((((

-actually every scene with post-deal stan in it

-ford ultimate depression

-waddles was waiting for them :(((((((((

-stan lies in different ways depending on what he remembers (referring to him lying about the destroyed house being a nice place to be polite)

-'someone get waddles off of me!!' ford: :0 :D

-this also implies that ford learned waddles name at some point

-was wondering why pacifica seemed to have a bit of a character regression. then realized that she had to live with her abusive parents after the party. they uh. they need to be obliterated (heck you can even tell there's a sort of distance between them based on the fact that pacifica's parents wait for her to come to them, as opposed to the corduroys running to wendy immediately. it's not even a durland + blubs situation, they are fully aware of their surroundings at this point)

-pacifica's still trying her best though!!

-ford sings happy birthday with everyone else :)))

-ford's hair grows out really quickly

-'heh' resulting in an immediate :0 until ford keeps talking, at which point stan smiles again

-stan did you think that laugh was intended to be a 'that's ridiculous stan why would you ever think that' type deal and not a 'wow i love talking to you this is great' type thing

-'SHUT UP FOREVER'

-'CAN IT SOOS' in sync (hey ford you learned his name!)

-stan's 'don’t test me >:(' implication vs ford's 'i have killed and i will do it again' implication

-ford comforting hand on shoulder. stan looking shocked until he sees ford smiling at him. grgaggasgg

-fucking love these two

-stan writes in print in all caps (this might mean nothing to you but trust me there is a reason i'm pointing it out)

-ford doing the hand thing in the credits

-'ford hates mabel' DID YOU MISS THE FUCKING TURKEY

that's it that's all of the thoughts

it can go in the tag cause. why not, y'know?

[dairyminki]

woaahh congrats on 300 followers hun!! could I request jongho x reader fluff, maybe where he tells mc he loves her for the first time? that'd be lovely <33

✨️part of my 300 milestone event 🪄

title: i love hue

pairing: choi jongho x fem!reader genre: fluff, established relationship

warning/s: none

wc: 1.1k

a/n: tysm anne!! hopefully, i was able to deliver your request well ahhh <33

* reblogs and feedbacks are much appreciated!

—

It was a lovely Saturday for Jongho—he's sitting on a wooden stool, an easel stands in front of him holding the canvas he's currently painting on with a picture of—wait what is he exactly painting?

He's quite not sure, to be honest, because as he let his dominant hand gently drag the paintbrush across the canvas, he can't stop himself from sneaking a few glances at you every chance he gets.

By chance, he means, everytime you're not looking in his direction, but rather, you're smiling down and talking to the young students who enrolled in your weekend art class.

Jongho looks back at his own painting, tries to scrutinize it and then look back at the paintings done by the others, in an attempt to compare them. He then chews his lip, frowning, when he realizes that his painting sucks and that the kids around him are doing a much better job at painting fruits, houses, and stuff.

One kid was even painting a unicorn with a carrot horn. Also, Jongho thinks he just saw someone painting a yellow sun with eyes, nose, and lips.

Jongho didn't know painting pictures would be this frustrating, especially for an adult like him. Has he lost the power of creativity or imagination already? Because the beach he imagined is way off better looking in his head than on the canvas in front of him.

The more he looks at the blue paint with the thick shaky strokes he made in the center the more it mocks him in the face because it certainly isn't pleasing to the eye, instead, it looks like someone spilt milk in the middle of the ocean.

Jongho was about to throw the brush when he hears laughter behind him.

"Well, it certainly looks like you're having fun." He hears you say, and when he looks back, it was like he was staring at the sun itself.

How could someone look so radiant and resemble a goddess even when they're covered mostly in paint splatters?

"I didn't notice you there…" Jongho says, one of his hands rubbing at his nape, a shy smile decorating his lips.

"Maybe because you were so busy trying to fight your painting. If it helps, I think it looks pretty," You say, and Jongho knows that you meant it, though he can't help but scoff.

"Now, if I didn't know you all too well, I'd say you're just faking nice."

"It's a good thing you know me then." You smile at him, and Jongho senses you were about to say something else, but then one student was calling out to you for help.

Jongho only nods in understanding. Smiling, he says, "Go. Your student needs you, teacher Y/N."

"I'll be back later," You say, patting him on the shoulder before you left to attend to your student.

As soon as you left, Jongho doesn't even dare on going back to painting, he just simply puts the brush down and ends up looking at you who's now crouching to teach the kid how to paint Spiderman.

And then something happens, and it came to him like an eye opener.

"I love you, Miss Y/N," The kid exclaims, kissing your cheek after.

Jongho thought he'd be jealous, but it turns out that a kid stealing a kiss from you is the least of his worries. Because at that moment, all he could see was how your face lit up in joy, making you more radiant looking than just moments ago.

Before Jongho knew it, every single kid in the room was shouting the exact three words to you. His heart beats loudly at the sight of you, who looked like you were at your happiest.

And then Jongho comes to realize that he still hasn't said those words to you ever since you two ventured into a relationship. Well, he does remember you both coming to an agreement to take things slow. However, right now, he can't help but wonder when will he finally get the courage to say it to you because deep in his heart, he knows he does love you, more than anything.

—

"Thank you."

Jongho hears you say softly, so soft that he had to ask you to say it again.

"It's no big deal, actually. It was fun seeing you in your element," He says, squeezing your hand that was clinging to his left arm. The both of you were on your way back to your apartment, and you figured that walking would be a better option since it is a lovely day after all.

"You have no idea how confident you made me back there, really. I mean, you already know I'm not that good with kids right?"

Jongho feigns a gasp, "Really? Because it seemed to me like you were doing a pretty good job handling and teaching them, love," He says and stops walking to face you. "You did a great job today, Y/N. I mean it." Jongho smiles and gives you a few pats on the head.

And then you start to cry.

"I- why are you crying? I didn't even get to say I love you yet!" Jongho says in a panic that he doesn't even realize what he just blurted out in the first few seconds. But you did.

You heard it loud and clear.

"S-Say that again?" You said with a sniff.

"Say what?" Jongho chuckles awkwardly. "I didn't say anything."

When he attempts to look and walk away, you say, "Say it or I'll charge you with that art class earlier."

Hey that's not fair? Jongho thinks. You were the one who offered him to attend for free because you badly needed his support in the first place.

"You'll never let me live this down won't you, unless I say it again?"

"Yes."

"Fine." Jongho replies, almost sulkily, meanwhile, you're trying your best to suppress a smile.

"I've been really meaning to say this to you, but I didn't know when would be the perfect timing. And, uh, earlier, when that kid said it to you—"

While Jongho's explaining, your giggles reach his ears, and he can't help but eventually smile too, his nerves, starting to loosen up.

"I love you, Y/N, for quite a long time now," Jongho says, taking your hands in his. His eyes never left yours, patiently waiting for your reaction—if it will be just like when those kids said it you earlier or—oh.

You're crying, again.

"At this point, people will start to think like I'm being mean to you," Jongho chuckles, all the while he wipes your tears.

"Well, you are being mean to my heart, Choi Jongho. And for the record? I love you too."

[artistibatt]

Tell me about some of your ocs! Whichever one(s) you feel like talking about :D

This is my second time writing this cause Tumblr is being mean today smh

Context for some of these guys, I like drawing humans with animal features. I call them animal humans (very original I know)

First up is Peri Frost and Phoenix Ashe. These two are still in development (design and backstory wise) cause I literally started making them a few days ago-

Peri is a unicorn mage who can see small glimpses of the future as well as wield ice magic. He’s a bit of a doormat and is very socially awkward. They are also pretty cautious due to an incident that left them to abandon their old town. Phoenix eventually finds him and she’s the one who teaches him fire magic though she just wants to use them and their powerful affinity for magic. Also Phoenix is a mix of a phoenix and red northern salamander.

Their inspiration for Peri’s looks and character are Marcille from Dungeon Meshi, Eli Clark/The Seer from Identity V, and Noelle from Deltarune. I want to use snowgrave as inspiration for the story between these two<3

This guy has also been on my mind lately! His name is Helios Stellato and he’s a Gila monster human!! He works as a freelance painter who specializes in more environmental and nature paintings. He basically has no relationship with his family, he hates his sister Luci (she did nothing wrong) and his parents (they showed favoritism towards Luci and made him not feel good enough growing up)

He was actually inspired mostly from Rohan and Diego from JJBA! Fun fact: Gila Monsters are my favorite reptile!!

I’ve done a lot of sketches and one writing piece about this dude alone cause he’s so interesting. I think he can be a better person if he had someone to be a real friend to him (he’s really only had fake friends cause he was rich</3). I do think my other oc, a goat human named Loki, can be a good friend to him.

[dr-fizzovich]

my name is martha, but you can also call me bassy, alice or, if we're close, dr fizz!!

i'm just a 15yo lady (she/it) (no they!!!) from the balkans (serbian with bosnian origins) who is also an orthodox christian and really. I mean REALLY loves object shows. And a lot of other stuff. :P

I have been diagnosed with lumbal scoliosis all the way in 2020 :P (yeah i keep forgetting to add this hahah...)

my current hyperfixation is... i dunno... i am focusing on my main interest, ii, right now :)

on this blog, you'll see mostly art and random posts!! I usually draw dragons and objects, but i am capable of drawing anything. Literally. >:3

i'm a dr fizz, cabby, tea kettle, steve cobs (ii), file cabinet & soda can 'kin, yin-yang (ii), sillybird (john wow cool), jej (ab), hemera philly (sch) & medieval unicorn 'hearted, airplane (tdos), knight helmet (ppt2) and bassy (hfjONE) link & currently questioning Bamburai (d&b) fictonodium!! i'm also humanmore/human+ ^_^

aside from drawing, i am known for making kandi bracelets, masks, puppets and a single fanfiction!!

most of the time i type in lowercase and use emoticons and punctuation. :3

I LOVE UNICORNS I LOVE UNICORNS RAAAHHH 🗣‼️💥💯 UNICORN ATTACK UNICORN ATTACK 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄 UNICORNS ARE AWESOME!!!! And also CABINETS!!!!! CABINET ATTACK CABINET ATTACK 🗄🗃🗄🗃🗄🗃🗄🗃🗄🗃🗃🗃🗃🗄🗄🗄🗄🗄🗄🗄🗃🗄🗃🗄🗃🗄🗄🗃🗄🗄🗃🗄🗃🗄🗃 RAAHHGHGGGHHHhHHHĤHHHH

i'm an introverted person, but i tend to be very friendly, silly and whimsical. Especially online!! i LOVE talking to cool people :)

i'm the #1 tacopad fan & #1,25 cabyang fan, and also one of the #1 dr fizz fans :D

i don't partake in ANY discourse. I am okay with stuff as long as it isn't problematic or harmful, such as faking disorders >:[

i make animal ocs, both feral and anthro, but that does not make me a furry :) (i'm not a furry okay??)

my humor is very dark and triggering sometimes ^_^ i'm just a little silly ;3

I unironically use gen alpha slang, even tho i am gen z!! If you don't like me saying "skibidi sigma alpha rizz", please leave :/

i post about pregnancy sometimes (current victim of pregnancyposting is Cabby from ii >:] ) so if you don't like that just block the "pregnancyposting" tag out. ^_^

Do not interact if you're a s4tanist/ant1-christ, ant1-cop, pro-drvgs or if you post n$f₩ or political stuff. AND ALSO DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU SHIP CABBY WITH FEMALE CHARACTERS, THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE. For everyone else, beware, i freeblock.

Don't beg me for money. I can't help you.

DON'T EVEN BOTHER tagging me in chain asks & reblog bait and stuff like that. Don't even tag me in activism posts. My blog is my blog :3 /srs

[candlemouse]

Not Like Other Unicorns

Kendra and Seth discover Ronodin’s most embarrassing secret—he’s a natural blonde!

I posted a snippet over a year ago in this post!

Ao3 Link 1.7k words

With years of peace under their belt, the Knights of Dawn moved toward rehabilitation for certain enemies. Ronodin quickly weaseled his way into a position at Fablehaven, and although many complained, his presence kept the preserve interesting. At least, he seemed to think so. After all, anyone would be lucky to be graced with his presence.

The plastic gloves crinkled as Ronodin spread the black dye across his light grown-in roots. “Damn it. I wish my hair grew slower.”

Kendra laughed. “I can’t believe you’re a fake.”

She leaned against the bathroom mirror from her perch on the counter. Fondness tugged at her smile.

Ronodin scoffed and straightened. A fake? How rude. The little dye brush that came in the dye box stood tall in his hand as he gestured to her. “I have never lied about my hair color.”

“No, but it was always implied that you were dark-haired due to your darkness.” Kendra accentuated the last word with a spooky tone. “Because, really? Platinum blonde? You’re basically Bracken at this point.”

“Shut up. And he’s literally my cousin, Kendra. If one were thinking correctly.” He paused his application to send her a raised eyebrow. “It would make sense that relatives look alike.”

Kendra shook her head. “But, see, you’re a unicorn. You shouldn’t have to abide by such rules.”

“You act like we don’t have genetics.”

“Fairies look radically different from their parents.”

“Fairies are different and weird. And annoying.”

Kendra clutched her pearls. “Ronodin. This aggression—so unlike you.”

“I am never asking you for help ever again.”

“Hey, can I text Seth?”

Ronodin furrowed his eyebrows. “Text him what?”

“That you’re blonde.”

“Why?”

“I thought it wasn’t a big deal?” Kendra batted her eyelashes.

Ronodin narrowed his eyes. “Fine. Tell him. It’s not like I care,” he muttered.

Ronodin set his paintbrush down and surveyed his handiwork. His roots were mostly covered, but he couldn’t see the back of his head that well. “Kendra, could you—”

The door burst open. Once the young shadow charmer caught his breath, he pointed and laughed at Ronodin. The disrespect.

Ronodin rolled his eyes. “I could smite all of you.”

“Ronodin, you’re literally Bracken now,” Seth guffawed.

“Why did both of you say that?” Ronodin threw up his hands, forgetting he had the brush in his hand. A glob flew off the bristles and straight onto Kendra’s hair. “Oh, Kendra, I’m so sorry—”

She merely used it to slick a few strands of hair. “Now I’ll have a dark streak. Does this mean I’m a dark unicorn now?”

“Yeah, Ronodin, did you dye your hair before or after you corrupted your horns?” Seth teased. “Did the blonde just not go with your brand anymore?”

“Out.” Ronodin pointed to the door.

“Oh, you know what, Kendra?” Seth hopped up on the counter beside her. Those two together were absoltuely terrifying. Ronodin would know—he’s been a victim of their terrorism together. “I bet Bracken knows.”

Continue reading here!

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[spidervee]

hi friend (can I call you that i’m sort i’m horrible with talking to people) i had an idea for your requests for our very own hangman! i was thinking it could be jake loving women who are mean to him 😂 and in this case the only thing I could think about was jake going to a school when he goes with javy to pick up his niece and for when he sees navy’s niece’s teacher, jake openly flirting with her and she just shuts him down and he falls in love with her

- @jake-seresin

uhm yes absolutely we are friends! besties, loves, amores, peas in a cute lil pod! 🌻💛 for you, @jake-seresin and of course, I’d be remiss not to mention that my absolute favourite Jake x reader who is a little bit mean to him writers @withahappyrefrain and @tongue-like-a-razor who absolutely crush this trope

I adore the idea of Jake being with a snarky reader and he’d totally become smitten with an elementary school teacher who has paint in her hair and she’s wearing pyjamas on the day that Jake shows up because it’s pyjama day of course, but they’re the ones with the unicorns on them that she bought specifically for school days like this and maybe a little bit of her snark is mortification that a living Ken doll who looks way too good in service khakis is outside her classroom

Javy’s niece calls him Uncle Jake because he’s practically family and Javy always calls Jake his brother anyways. Javy is fake insulted when his niece (Theresa, but Tessie for short) runs straight to Jake. You and Javy share a laugh about it but when you turn away to chat with another pair of moms picking up their son, you completely miss the silent conversation Jake and Javy have with their eyes and some pointed facial expressions

Mostly Jake raising his eyebrows to ask what your situation is and Javy shaking his head as in “don’t you dare, man” and Jake scrunching up his face like “why not? and why didn’t you say she was so cute?” and Javy giving him the “so help me, Jake” look

But then you’re turning back around and their faces go slack and Javy is saying goodbye and Tessie is running back for one last hug and then “C’mon Uncle Jake, can you come over to watch tv?”

Javy’s like “Yeah, c’mon Uncle Jake.”

Jake nods, but there’s no other parents in the room and only a few kids so why not shoot his shot? He lingers as Javy and Tessie start walking out of the room, but just as he opens his mouth, you hold up your hand and shake your head. Quietly, you tell him that you don’t date students’ family members.

Jake grins and is all like “I just wanted to compliment your outfit, Teach.”

And you’re furious but also furiously warm inside and you scowl at him, but it’s adorable because there’s a little blue paint smeared under your chin and Jake has to resist the urge to brush his thumb against your skin to swipe at it.

“It’s not my normal choice,” you defend yourself. And Jake’s grin only grows, damn him and his stupidly perfect smile.

“I’d like to see you in something else,” he mutters, the innuendo obvious but not lewd. You roll your eyes. “Charming,” you reply. “But I already…”

Jake interrupts—the asshat. “That rule can’t apply to handsome family friends.”

“Oh, especially to them. But in that case, I guess I could let you take me out to dinner.”

Jake is so smug at having secured a date that it takes him a solid ten seconds to realize you just insulted him and he thinks he might be in love.

[andreal831]

sorry for all the asks, i just like word vomiting thoughts on shows. this is about Legacies though so uh, sorry for spoilers

i really liked Hope and Landon especially in s1 and s2. the concept of Hope who's immortal and has all this death based trauma finding love with someone who is also unkillable was really appealing. and then s3 immediately depowered him and made him human. the minute we started seeing him figure out other powers besides resurrection, they take them away. it really bothered me.

and while i have many issues with s3 (mostly all the fake Landons and useless Ethan), there is something about Hope refusing to let him go after he died (wish it felt like the show wasn't punishing Hope for having sex) that did make sense to me. Her growing incredibly toxic in s3 does work me, i really like her stubborn refusal to let go especially since she's already lost several people that her moving heaven and earth to try and save him makes sense to me.

i just wish they hadn't totally fucked everything up elsewhere. the fake Landons were just annoying and the fact that real Landon doesn't appear until s4 where Hope kills him to kill Malivore is messy. i like their goodbye scene (though it's a shameless Buffy rip off). Hope turning her humanity off afterward? makes sense considering how bad she'd gotten in s3. and then the fucking humanity arc dragged out too long. i'm glad it was at least her family that brought it back but it took way too long. for context, Hope flips it at the end of 4x04 and turns in back on (after a really weird fight scene with herself that makes no sense and also looks bad considering this is the same universe that did doppelgängers just fine) in 4x15. the arc did not need to be 11 episodes. the only bits of no humanity arc i really liked was the road trip with clarke (he's such a flop villain but i do kinda like him) and the early lizzie & hope sire bond stuff before lizzie runs off with aurora. hope's humanity arc reminded me so much of elena's in that in dragged on too long and neither actress (with love to both of them) played it as bitchy monotony.

lastly on landon in s4, i hated it, i hate the limbo stuff so fucking much. alaric and necromancer being there felt like hell, they'd worn out their welcome (alaric should've died when hope beat him up, im sorry, and necromancer should've been gone post s2). the only bit i remotely like is landon getting closure with his mom. the rest was blue tinted filler in an already boring season.

anyway, im sorry if this tangented and made no sense. anyway guess my overall point is that legacies s1 and s2 are the only seasons i find pretty good start to finish. the other two are messes pretty equally.

I will say one of my issues with Legacies is I prefer a closed world in my supernatural fandoms. Meaning, we have a set number of supernaturals and it can't vary much from that. TVD and TO do a good job with this. Yes, they add hybrids and heretics, but it's just a combination of what we already have, and it sort of makes sense. They even started to lose me when they introduced sirens and the devil, but again, they related it back to witches.

Legacies introducing phoenix and unicorns and everything else under the sun was just too much for me. But I do like the idea of Hope being with someone who could keep up with her, even just with mortality. She already lost so much and having someone she couldn't lose would be a comfort to her. I also could understand her becoming incredibly dependent on that. After all, she's a Mikaelson. They love their toxic, codependent relationships. A lot of this had to do with the fact that they were all immortal and could only count on each other living forever with them. So, again, it makes sense for Hope to develop this.

You lost me a little bit with the fake Landons, but I have heard Legacies is essentially a rip off of Buffy. I've also seen that the no humanity lasted far too long. I know everyone loves a heartless, badass woman, but it just makes me sad. Hope deserved better than a life where she felt the need to turn off her humanity at only, what, 18 years old? I've talked about how "no humanity" just doesn't make a whole lot of sense. They claim it means no emotions, but then are showing they are annoyed or frustrated or angry, all emotions. It's basically just them not caring about consequences and making the worst possible decisions.

I also have no idea who Clark is. But I have seen people like Hope and Lizzie and were excited to see Aurora back.

The limbo thing I have heard about. I feel like the show just kept getting rid of the afterlife but then essentially bringing it back but calling it something else.

I think it's so interesting that you only like the first two seasons. So many people have told me I just have to get to the later seasons and it gets better in Season 4. Again, I think people just like Hope behaving like a knock-off-version of Klaus. Which is just not my cup of tea.

Thanks for explaining all of that. I don't mind spoilers since so many of my mutuals love Legacies so I've seen a lot of it through edits.

[jylesthejester]

chicken mann is such an underestimated character ngl-

and this going almost entirely off of his backstory episode. {peter version, where they disrespect ucm by removing him from the old lady scene where unicorn technically met chicken-}

he mastered his aim with eggs, he worked from the ground up on his abilities and on tasks he could do, he's passionate about making his messed up city safer from countless amounts of villains, and he learned.

he is batman on a budget, and valued just the same as unicorn mann.

like he's a bit foolish, but he's probably been a hero for weeks longer than ucm has.

THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE 🫵 SO TRUE. He also managed to make SPECIFIC types of eggs meaning he probably had to teach himself chemistry or liked chemistry a lot, also the EMP egg would probably mean he knows atleast a bit of tech stuff too. I wonder if he bought those fake Easter eggs for the special eggs or just used normal eggs? Either or that's really impressive imo.

Also the batman comment made me remember he had a GRAPPLE EGG(I think thats what he called it) he has such impressive gadgets, Unicorn Mann is like the magic superpower superhero(like superman for example in this dynamic) and Chicken Mann is the gadgets superhero (Like batman :D on a budget-)

There was such a missed opportunity to have chicken Mann/Peter be a more central character (like how luke/ucm is) and like go into character arcs and stuff, this mostly makes me think that we were meant to get a s2 to Mch but it didn't happen- ANYWAYS, yeah long post short I fully agree w you 🫵

[spaceorphan18]

You mentioned you skip things you dislike, same, but I'm curious what plots you dislike the most?

Ha okay

To clarify from last night, though, I don't actually mind Comeback all that much (except Sue's story line is not in great taste at points) but it was getting late and I really wanted to watch BIOTA. Lol

Really, at this point - a lot of the things I dislike are a lot of trends -- such as the racism or fatphobia or just meanness that a lot of times permeated the show. There are also moments that just infuriate me -- such as Emma giving up her 'virginity' as a prize to Will for winning Nationals. Or the continued 'how to be a real man' rhetoric the show kept trying to shove down our throats. That stuff makes me want to throw things at the wall.

Here's a list of my least favorite story arcs in no order except, perhaps, chronological:

The Fake Baby - Season 1: I think over the years, I've gone a lot softer on Terri, and can recognize the satire the show was going for. But I still think the idea that Terri could fake a pregnancy for that long without Will noticing feels like a stretch and I've always found it a bit dumb.

Will/Emma/Ken/Terri Love Triangle - Season 1: It's not that it's bad -- Season 1 might have the tightest comedy in the show, I'm just bored by it because I really do not care about these characters. And Ken might be one of my least favorite characters during the entire run.

Will's Mid-Life Crisis - Season 2: It was clear that the show wasn't sure what to do with Will, especially after the pivot to focusing on the kids, and a majority of his stories in Season 2 weren't all that great.

All of it - Early Season 3: There's not much going on in eps 1-8 that I like - The First Time is an exception, and even within that episode there are things that I'm just like, ew, no. In case you're wondering - a run down of bad storylines in Early Season 3

Rachel v Mercedes which seemed like a cop out so they could feature Rachel still while trying to give Mercedes /something/ but while the concept of the Trouble Tones was fine, it's marred by the fact that Brittany and Santana are so mean during this time period

The Student Election - which I find frustrating, partially because it ties into the weird - Kurt is too gay to accomplish things stuff - but also partially I'm not a fan of how they showcased Brittany either. (I do like the unicorn concept, fwiw though)

Sue v Beiste for Cooter. Why was this a thing? Also - it's soured due to the fact that Cooter because a domestic abuser.

Finn disliking Blaine - because why not

Rory. Look, no shade at Damian McGinty. But Rory is easily the most boring and useless character on the show.

Santana's coming out - I think her development in Season 2 was great! The fact that this was botched so horribly is just frustrating. Santana is probably at her worst during this period - and her cruelty swept under the rug. Brittany is barely a part of the story line. And the whole thing becomes about Finn and how he's handling it more than what Santana's going through.

Puck/Quinn/Shelby - I hate it. I hate all of it. This is by far my least favorite story line in the show. I could make an entire separate post about how much I hate this story line.

Will and Emma - Season 3: It's not the worst, but Will's continued terrible decisions in relation to Emma are just frustratingly annoying -- such as his treatment of her about getting tenure and how he deals with her mental illness.

Sue's Pregnancy - Season 3: Why? Why was this a thing? It ultimately served no purpose and was mostly erased and not talked about after Robin was born.

Princess Rachel - late Season 3: Rachel was, annoyingly, handed everything on a silver platter because the writers felt like she deserved it after all of her 'suffering'. Props might be the worst - when Tina is brainwashed to say how wonderful and magical Rachel is and then they go stalk Carmen Tibideaux. (The Prom episode stuff is bad, too). But the worst part about all of it is that it came at the expense of Kurt - who got to fail so that Rachel could be lifted up.

Marley's Easting Disorder - Season 4: It was just poorly handled in general and 'resolved' by a Ryder making her feel better about herself. I just can't with it.

Marley/Ryder/Jake Triangle - Season 4 (and 5): It's just boring. And after all the love triangles and not great romances on the show it just wasn't that interesting.

Previously Unaired Christmas - bleh

Anything Vocal Adrenaline - Season 6: While I think I understand why there was so much VA -- it was a way to fill out the episodes. It was just too much.

Looking at the episode list, those are the big ones. There are minor things here and there, and definitely moments that make me want to throw things, too.

[polychaeteworm]

I mean, you agreed with your mutual that disabled people are just faking it for attention and could all be cured if they really wanted it. Does that not apply to you too?

That's... Not even remotely what either of us were saying. I don't think anyone is faking anything. You seem really confused.

The thing I agreed with was that in a hypothetical scenario (useless-unicorn even went on to clarify that this was in the context of scifi) where there are no long term side effects, giving a vision impaired person bionic eyes before birth isn't a form of eugenics since it's directly related to improving quality of life instead of eliminating a group of people. Where did I say anyone was faking?

Tbh I mostly disliked seeing people broadly saying low vision folk are happy with having low vision and Im fucking not. I wanted a childhood where I could see better so I support early quality of life based augmentation in a sci-fi setting.

I'm sorry if you disagree with hypothetical scifi eyes but it's a hypothetical thing and there are plenty of people that disagree with transhumanism and I have a lot of strange alien opinions so I'm not exactly bothered by that. I don't even know who you are.

I'm not sure how you got that I think people are "faking" because personally I believe any form of fake-claiming is awful. My whole post about my glasses being a disability aid was actually because I kept seeing people saying that folks were only calling glasses mobility aids for attention and to be "special" which I am not.

Go relax for a while. Get a nice beverage or snack. I'm not a threat you gotta fight.

[lloydmustache]

I have to disagree with "a bit of a hater" She is a total hater and my question still stands if Sideways doesn't like Chris why does she do the readings for him? Who is asking? She is biased how are we to believe one word that is coming out of her mouth about Chris? //

I’m the original anon that you replied to, anon! I dont think Sideways was always a hater. My memory is a bit fuzzy to recall readings and interactions from 3 years ago, but she wasnt always one. It used to be that the readers (sideways included with TalkingTarot and one other reader) just thought Chris was a bit of a problematic man child but it wasnt malicious. I think they mostly would say he needed to do a lot of growing up but nothing mean and ugly like it is now. Sideways only recently became rather hateful, especially after Trollita and her crew became a constant presence.

The readings started 3 or 4 years ago because everyone was convinced that Chris has a mythical wife out there thats destined for him (the Unicorn Empress, if you will). The rage back then was reading about her amazing qualities, and everyone was sort of saying Chris didnt deserve someone like her.

But the readings always said that he’d have to endure this 20-something clout chaser first who would “have similar characteristics like the mythical spouse, but would be fake”. Back then, there wasnt much that said it was PR. It was just read as a relationship he would be in, no further specifics.

No one knew who it was until Alba dearest showed up. And the more her racism was revealed, and the whole debate about whether this is real or PR grew, the more hateful it all became, Sideways included.

TalkingTarot and the other reader have long gone missing now — I cant find their blogs here anymore.

People used to spam Sideways with loads of questions about Chris and his movements, his relationships with his family and Tara (no one likes Tara fyi), and basically every time he moved or breathed, someone would harass her for a reading about it.

She did get a fair bit of hate thrown at her recently too for predicting Alba and Chris would be broken up by Jan and claiming she would shave her head if she was wrong. I think thats one of the reasons why her asks are turned off now.

Personally, I think the hate is influenced from all those reddit rumours about him sleeping around with dc interns and having a whole harem of women on speed dial. I dont think any of it is really true, although I’m certain he has had his share of one night stands and casual hookups. Just not at the Mr Worldwide level his haters think he is. 😂😂

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[skip-phony]

Whelp here’s mullet Gears pony in his full glory. 

He’s the most simple design I’ve made but I think it works for him. 

Headcanons are in the Keep Reading section per usual

Earth Pony: It’s a miracle I was able to NOT give him a horn, I’m a sucker for them, and made him an earth pony... I may have had a plan for fake unicorn horn Gears at one point but decided I’ll give it to Moose if I ever draw her.

Cyborg. Founder did it him like just put your son under anesthesia and add mechanical parts with your own hooves so he can be more “productive,” cause even here Aaron is still a bad parent. 

It’s mostly just Gears’ eyes and hooves. So glasses and horseshoe maintenance aren’t a thing... except they still are and it takes longer than just glasses and new horseshoes. 

Software updates on your eyes

Also his entire skeletal structure is now metal cause replacing your child’s bones one by one so he doesn't have to spend time healing after something breaks is really fucked up and I love it.

Got his cutie mark doing a group project final in school. Charles was really confused on what the mark meant back then... he does understand it now... well kinda.

His mark is the bane of his existence. ‘What my cutie mark is telling me’ but It. Is. Your. Destiny.

These are just dark headcanons... 

The mark doesn’t actually mean he’s a cog in a machine, it means he can get people around him to work in unison/actually do something. 

Like helping Iceberg get his promotion by “kicking the machine into motion” for lack of better terms. 

He was actually able to get everyone in that group project to do their part. 

Sadly Gears doesn’t understand this.

I don’t know where this point should go: Gears is a non practicing  mekhanite cause why not. 

[lumini-317]

Hello!

This will be my official “introductory” post!

My real name is Erica, but I go by many names. My nickname repertoire includes but is not limited to: Lumi, Lumini, Cricket (I have a habit of rubbing my feet together, lmao), Jinx, Eri, Er, EriJoy, Sunbaeby, and Aceir (my real name but in alphabetical order).

This is my first ever Tumblr blog. I’ve had it for a while but have rarely posted anything, that along with the fact that I’m on mobile is kind of a mess so I apologize for mistakes and all that.

I have 3 older brothers, an older sister, and a younger brother.

I’m an ambivert. Sometimes I love hanging out with bigger groups of people, other times I dread it.

I’ve taken the “16personalities” test 4 times and all 4 put me in the “Diplomat” category, however I got “Advocate” (INFJ) 2 times, and “Protagonist” (ENFJ) and “Mediator” (INFP) 1 time each.

I am LGBTQ+. I’m asexual, aro+panromantic flux, and while I feel like I’m genderfluid, the changes are very subtle and so I sometimes just go with agender, gendervoid, or neutrois. It’s a lot less complicated that way. I’m ambiamorous, and also pronoun apathetic!

I love whump. I’ve loved it for as long as I can remember but only found the whump community maybe 3(?) years ago.

I also love K-Pop, C-Pop, J-Pop, and Asian dramas, mainly K-Pop and K-Dramas, though.

I’m a HUGE multistan. ATEEZ, SKZ, TBZ, EXO, BTS, Red Velvet, SHINee, iKON, MONSTA X, TWICE, TO1, WANNA ONE, SuperM, X1, MIRAE, Ciipher, Golden Child, Purple Kiss, BAE173, SF9, IU, ONEUS, ONEWE, The Rose, PIXY, LUCY, STAYC, WEi (which I pronounced as “way” for an embarrassingly long time), Dreamcatcher, Brave Girls, TXT, ENHYPEN, SNSD, KARD, AKMU, SHAUN, Gaho, NCT, GHOST9, 1team, SE7EN, Cross Gene, D1ce, AB6IX, CRAVITY, BLACKPINK, CIX, VIXX, f(x), 4Minute, CLC, YEZI, B.I, Wonho, (G)I-DLE, EVERGLOW, SEVENTEEN, BROOKLYN, Ha Hyunsang, DAY6, GOT7, Teen Top, BAP, TREASURE, UNIQ, etc! It goes on, far longer than I can list. I am also very much against fanwars, they disgust me.

I’m also a HUGE animal lover, and a big softie. I can’t even squish insects. I don’t care that they can’t feel pain and don’t experience emotions, I just can’t bring myself to. I make it my mission to save any type of animal I come across. I find toads in our koi pond and immediately pick them out and take them to a safe place. I help turtles across the road. I got a mouse out of a puddle and revived it, releasing it when it was healthy enough. I saw a snail on a piece of wood that was going to be thrown on a fire and carefully pulled it off and put it somewhere else. So far I’ve found 5 stray cats (Piper, Toothless, Felix, Kai, and Kit Kat—all were found as skinny, sickly kittens) and took them in, raising them as my own. I rescued a chipmunk from certain death-by-cat. I’ve even saved a few baby raccoons, ducklings, lizards, spiders, and snakes in my time. And I’ll keep doing so for as long as I live.

I love writing, drawing/sketching, and painting, however I’m not confident that I’m good at any of those things, lmao. I mean, I don’t think I’m the worst, but my finished “works” often leave me unsatisfied with my “skills”. But of course, that won’t stop me from trying to improve!

I’m a maladaptive daydreamer. This can cause issues in some places while helping me out in others. On one hand, it makes doing chores and such kind of difficult. Like one time I had to take care of my dad’s pigeons while he was fixing our shed and one time he pointed out how slow I was with the chores. His words were something along the lines of, “I’m already almost done with what I have to do and you’re still working with the pigeons.” Also, it (and maybe ADHD if I do have it?) made school a nightmare for me. But it’s also helpful because then during church it’s really easy to keep myself occupied while the pastors go on about their Magical Sky Daddy™’s son throwing a tantrum and killing a figtree because it didn’t have any figs and how that story should “challenge” us or something.

The characters in my daydreams are weird, though. They merge and separate with each other to make different characters depending on the situation. Most of them don’t have definite genders. Only a handful of them have names because they’re always merging and separating like some kind of Shadow Clone Masters or something. Stuff like that.

One of my characters is for sure a demi-boy, though, and his name is Kyler.

I brought this up because I was watching The Andy Griffith Show and Andy was giving Opie a lecture on how many poor kids there are in the world and used the ratio “one and a half boys per square mile”. Opie then says that he’s “never seen a half a boy before”. Kyler just sort of pops into (fake) existence, jumps off the couch, and throws his arms in the air while saying, “Half a boy, right here!” I burst out laughing. Thankfully it didn’t seem weird, since my parents started laughing at Opie and thought that I was just laughing at it, too.

Any-who.

If I daydream while I’m standing, I’ll often pace and gesture with my arms while moving my lips. Sometimes I’ll even whisper. If I’m sitting down, I usually fidget a lot (such as pick at my shirt and rub my feet together), stare into space, and move my lips or whisper. My family sometimes ask me, “Why are you whispering?” Or, “What are you grinning about?” And I just shrug because I don’t know how to explain it to them without risking them calling someone to pray over me, lmao. I mean, I wasn’t even allowed to have imaginary friends because that was “evil”. When I was about 7, I told my parents about my imaginary unicorn friend and they gave me a lecture and “prayed over me”. It was embarrassing and awkward for me.

I’m suspicious that I might have ADHD, but don’t have the money to actually get a professional diagnosis. I’m also too scared to ask my parents about it.

Speaking of which, my family and I don’t see eye-to-eye. I mean, they don’t know it because I’m good at hiding it, and they think I agree with mostly everything they do but boy, is it a mess.

You see, they’re evangelical conservative Christians. “LGBTQ+ people are going to hell”, “ThE LeFt ARe eViL AnD ARe TrYiNg To BrAiNwAsh OuR ChiLdrEn”, “Trump was sent by God”, “Intersex is fake”, “Women must submit to men”, “You should get married no later than in a year or ‘the temptation’ to have sex might become too much”, the whole bit.

Meanwhile I’m over here with my (imaginary) pride flags, just existing as an agnostic leftist who wants everyone to have equal rights, regardless of gender identity or sexual orientation, and would rather redo my horrifically atrocious kindergarten closing program role than pray to a god who (if they/he/she/it/whatever exists) gives cancer to kids and killed millions of innocent animals and people in the Bible.

But they have no idea that this is how I feel and now expect me to be baptized within the next month to show that I have “accepted Jesus Christ as my savior”. Yeah...that’s gonna be an awkward discussion...

Anyway, that’s just some things about me. Sorry that I got sidetracked a few times, lmao!

I look forward to posting more and maybe even making friends!

Thank you for reading (:

[callmemeelah]

Hey i like you

/shows you a (still in progress) picture and headcannons of my farmer (ALWAYS READ THE HASHTAGS BEFORE SEEING MY WORK !!)

-Basically this farmer is me, but with elf ears and a way bigger piercing. So the headcannons are going to be some about me and some about the farmer ok? Ok.

-My skin is WAY to sensitive to the sun, and the farmer has to be most of the time under the sun, so he will OBVIOUSLY have red skin thanks to irritation and blah blah, there are spots (like in his eyes) were they were not burned thanks to him covering them, and when i go out i wear glasses because the sun is a bitch and my eyes are sensitive 🧍‍♂️

-He has a thick Louisiana accent. I'm going to expand? No.

-He is 5'2, and he can run very fast, is one of the scariest shit his spouse(s) have ever seen.

-talking about spouses, he is polyamorous, dating:

-Shane

-Sebastian

-Elliot

-Penny

And Krobus is his roomate lmfao

-He absolutely HATES summer and spring, he has allergies and (mentioned before) he has sensitive skin, so those two seasons are shit, even if they are harvest seasons and his birthday is in summer.

-CURLY SHORT BROWN HAIR !!!

-He is always wearing his straw hat because he likes luffy, even tho he doesn't like wearing hats ( - his good ol' truck driver hat)

-doesn't brush his teeth very often, neither shower, stinky man.

-Most of the times he has his hair in a high/low bun with a lilac hair tie in form of flower that his grandma crocheted for him ( Talk shit about his hair tie and he is pulling up. )

-He has a fake piercing, busted. i do too but whatever

-He HATES wearing shoes or socks, so he (sometimes) walks around without anything in his feet. (Which he mostly can't because there are rocks e v e r y w h e r e)

-GENDERFLUID AND PANSEXUAL !! (I'm self-proyecting so hard rn, i mean he is me but still)

-is a bird person. His favourite animal is the crow (and the unicorn)

-ABSOLUTELY L O V E S HIS HUSBANDS AND WIFE, sebastian wants pizza? In less than 5 seconds bby, Elliot needs paper? He has it. Shane wants pizza? He can share with Sebas or he can have his own, he decides. Penny wants some flowers? Have a whole yard for u <33. This man is in l o v e with them.

-He acts really cocky and super flirty, but he is just a bastard with trust issues and insecurities.

-Lisens to metal and/or rock when killing slimes and mining (s e l f - p r o y e c t i n g)

-Hates Pierre with all his soul,but he needs the seeds so he pulls a poker face, and when he is out of view he does "fuck you" to the store door while whispering "FUuUUucK YOU PIIIIERRE"

-He is very u n h e a l t y, this man doesn't eat breakfast and drinks joja cola all day, idk how he is alive

-Names his animals after serial killers or random skeletons. (If ykyk)

-Talks to himself in a very weird way, and if someone is around him they will probably need context, because he just can randomly go like "Meelah u want to fuck a 40 years old men sit tf down" or "That's very gay Jasone" (Jasone= the voice in my head lmao—)

-Braids his hair with his hands when he is really nervous or scared zdx it helps him calm down.

-Drinks juice from a cup and coffee from a glass.

-Likes to draw eyes in almost everything (very gay to me sir. )

-Absolutely DESPISE kids (-Jas, vincent and leo, my babies <3) would rather take care of a full grown 32 year old man with suicidal thoughts and addiction problems (shane) than a 3 year old kid.

I'm sorry this is really short, i was bored and not so motivated, so i'm going to put some screenshots of one of my stardew valley saves.

I like to use mods <3.