i read the grisha trilogy waaaay before it was trendy and let me tell you it did not leave an impression
i have a vague idea of a girl and a mean guy and some fighting and then i remember with crystal clarity some line from probably book 2 like "she ran across to her girlfriend" which i remember specifically because my reaction was "wait wtf when did that character get a girlfriend i don't remember being told that???"
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so like there's no way in hell dan and phil would ever actually kiss on stage but for the sake of argument could you fucking imagine if they did. no one would walk out of that theatre alive it would be absolute carnage. at least seven people would genuinely scream (70 at us shows) and then be forced to live the rest of their lives haunted by that reaction
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no way in hell i just saw someone on tiktok say that lana was 'betraying taylor' by hanging out with kim at the met gala 💀 lana deadass performed at kim's wedding and refused payment for it cuz she didn't want to charge her friends
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it actually kills me when people talk about interstellar like it's some dumb pretentious movie for snobby faux-intellectuals who think they're so smart....like my brother in christ have you watched interstellar. it's about the indomitable human spirit and how love ties us together across time and space and how a person's will to reunite with their loved ones is stronger than any force in the universe like i'm sorry you didn't understand the wacky sci-fi stuff but can we please stop pretending any movie that has the tiniest bit of mindscrewery is "pretentious"
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hey if ur gonna send asks please send ones that are like, cute ideas for doodles because this whole you guys trying to be funny is just not fuckin working 4 u like 90% of my asks are straight up unworkable
also i dont like frogs or that one fucking turtle and they arent funny stop sending me them
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Making myself laugh by imagining Steve fresh out of the ice, dragged to the bar by Natasha, and being ID'd when trying to get a drink. Imagine the poor bartender and their expression reading Steve's fucking full name and date of birth and, oh, fuck, they just carded Captain America and literally said, "no way are you of age, buddy."
Are they fired?!
They feel fired.
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