#i mean fuckass stupid
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we need more fuckass idiot readers in reader-insert fics. and by that I mean making terrible rancid choices. absolutely undignified and unjustified. none of this politically correct shit. we need crime and humiliation and consequences to idiot actions. lots of it.
#ooc#it's so refreshing whenever i read a fic where reader is just an absolute idiot#nothing going on behind those eyes#and i don't mean bimbo#i mean fuckass stupid
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guh.
#rkgkibb#ultrakill#ultrakill art#ultrakill fanart#minos prime#minos prime ultrakill#minos ultrakill#minos’ fuckass pet snakes ultrakill#king minos#i feel like i shouldnt add the weird rectangle thing on his body but ion knoeeeee……#i mean it looked cool and pleasing to my eyes but it feels so. overseasoned at the same time#maybe that’s because of how i drew his stupid crown#okay i gotta stop yapping now byebye
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FOR YOUR OWN SANITY, do not look in the tags, dont do it. its not worth it. a demon possessed me or something, i dont know.
#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon#WHY IS IT LIKE HTAT#every time i see his fuckass bob i break down cry-laughing#EVERY TIME#i legit cant stop myself from just falling to the floor because his haircut is just that bad#hes supposed to be like a super powerful demon#but he chose THAT haircut???#he put all his points in Vertical and tries to fake horizontalness with his coat and also by folding himself so he's as flat as a table#he knows he is horizontally challenged#he also put all his points in 2014 uber duber scary oc#but he skipped past the haircut one#like#do you not see yourself in a mirror? do you walk past reflective surfaces eyes closed?#maybe he doesnt allow photos or videos because he saw his haircut once and he legit had no idea it was that bad#he doesnt allow photos or videos because he doesnt wanna get embarrassed more than he already has with that stupid bob#its so bad like actually#he can apparently shapeshift (unsure tho) which means that haircut was a conscious desicion#he CHOSE the “kick me!” sticky note life and he better regret it soon#anyways rant aside#yeah alastor's pretty cool#he's very fun to draw (from the front and the front only)#its honestly so fortunate that most times hes facing the camera#which is funny considering his hate for modern technology#yet he very often is facing towards the camera with his bigass smile#ok i think im going off topic oops#hazbin hotel#hazbinhotel#hazbin alastor
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im sad. extremely sad actually yeah. very sad indeedy.
#i am like so alone and sometimes ppl tell me that im not and theyre there for me but like#idk how to explain it#I don't want to talk to anyone or rely on anyone or be vulnerable with anyone because genuinely everyone is fucking mean#and ik thats some victim mindset shit. like usually im fine about it i can handle myself#but sometimes its just like idk :/ i wish ppl could be fucking normal and comforting and hold me and just not make me deal#with their shittyness. like its ok if ur a mean person or u wanna say mean things to me please just shut up and hold me anyway????#like its fine please godddd#i want human connection so badly but i doubt everyone and i never believe anyone and whenever i do its like im a fucking IDIOT#uvvhhghvhgh#guys its just my period coming i guess. im not actually this sad its just my fuckass bitch fuck stupid hormones#ugghhgnbjbjg#i havent made ny bed either. its just the bare mattress (which i find rly gross i always want the cover on it)#and ny clothes and shower items on it#i might just sleep luke this though using my hoodie and a pillow.
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i lied like a lying liar it does hurt
#at the end of the day they're celebs and i know it's stupid to like them to the extent i did and still do#i just wish we could go back?#before maxident. that fuckass album ruined everything#oh and the americans LOL they did too i dont know what i mean but im sure it's true#and it's just SADDD they were original and fun and passionate but the stupud company keeps churning out albums and tours and whatever#it's truly no wonder we're here but i went back through my skz tag#and saw a post from may 2022#and god#that was such a nice time#that was really nice#they'd gone on their first world tour since the pandemic and they were so hapoy#oddinary had just come out and broken their records and#it was such a good album#oh...#li talks#sorry im a yapper at heart
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I am not neurotypical enough to deal with tomorrow
#cleo.txt#what do you MEAN even after doing mass and listening to some fuckass speaker#i have to do some stupid ass ''wellness'' courses like chair yoga and shit#which i forgot to sign up for#so i don't even know what I'll actually be doing
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Facebook reminding me that I met Russell Howard and also making me feel old as SHIT.
#what do you mean that was 16 years ago? what do you MEAN that was basically half my life ago????#not the babycakes shirt pacman necklace stupid hat combo#you know i was wearing some insane coloured skinny jeans too#i do miss having dark brown hair#i bet my roots were all kinds of fucked up tho. hence the fuckass hat#i think thats an mcr badge on there but i cant tell#16 year old me was truly thriving. girl what happened. (dont answer that)#russell howard
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considering a lameass career in Office and suddenly thinking "oh i could take another roadtrip in a couple of years wouldnt that be fun!" like ohhh having stability in your life allows you to think of the future as a real thing. interesting.
#sounds stupid but i get what i mean so its fine#like ive never had the luxury of planning for the future at all its never been a possibility#first from major depresh and then from job insecurity and all that and im so fucking tired i cant sustain that#this thought really made me realise like. oh i have a lot of life left. i have a lot of time left i can do a lot of things if i want#which i truly could not do in my dream job. how fucked#oh well!#sucks forever but it is what it is i hope i get a fuckass job that i hate but is stable#everyone lets manifest this ok thanks mwah
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what’s stupid as fuck about being a tsc fan is that like at least 20% of the Lore is like. interactive and fandom based outside the actual text. which would annoy me sooooo bad if i wasn’t on the inside. so i understand why no one wants to get into tsc
#just said something about kit’s stupid jacket and then remembered that his stupid jacket is mentioned in the text like. one time#the thing you have to know though is that in like. all the art cassie commissions and shares he’s wearing this fuckass jacket#many have theorized the jacket to be the one he got from jules (most likely)#by many i mean me. because a lot of other people like to say it was ty’s jacket#wrong ass opinion ty would not wear a denim jacket. you don’t know him like i do#that jacket was either jules’ or something emma thrifted that no one else wanted#anyway. peace on earth
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They’re drawing and interacting with hobie like he’s a white punk in the comic now and I’m so over it this is EXACTLY what I was worried about.
#that fuckass killmonger style and stupid ass dye job first of all#secondly movie fans STOP talking to me#if i say I miss hobies fro and you don’t know what I mean move on im gatekeeping
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?????? dad called me a "REEEEE KAREN" 4 simply explaining smth w a level-yet-slightly-Done tone after he made a 'joke' 2 me tht was an offshoot of smth he legitimately yelled at me 4 the other day jus now w a less-angry tone so i was p sure he was jus being a dense jackass again n trying 2 tell me off (which he prob still was but didnt like tht i wasnt laughing n loling at his assholeish way of speaking bc im not a yes man)
#dad: bc of course u cant put the wrong soap in the wrong place!! me: what. dad: bc 'hand soap is for HANDS ONLY n theres soap 4 feet n#arms n torso n ears n face n'- me: no but theres an Actual distinction between body wash n hand soap. 1 moisturizes n is thicker n the othe#is more antibacterial n thin 4 use on the hands. dad: who CARES take a joke what r u a fucking KAREN yelling rrahh rahh REEEEE#(meanwhile im jus speaking in a monotone fairly-unamused kind-of-done-whis-shit-but-levelheaded-regardless tone while he screeches like a#manchild. he watches tons of those 'LOL LOOK AT THESE STUPID KARENS!!1!' vids lately n i can see them affecting him in real time. he become#more insufferable by the day.) i tried 2 stand up 4 myself n i was like no karens r those ppl tht yell at managers/workers over shit n he#was like OK BUT THOSE KARENS ON THE ROAD HUH? THOSE ARENT 'AT MANAGERS' like. u get what i mean u fuckass idiotic Cunt)#delete later
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this genre of sopping wet guy with serious mental issues
#dont be fooled by sams cool leather jacket. hes the biggest loser fucking ever#gets called gay daily by his coworkers and strangers alike#everyone finds out he thinks hes a time traveller and theyre like 'hm checks out.' and completely ignore it#THEYRE BOTH FATHERLESSS. common thread#dudeeee sam is so fucking funny i want to be sick eery time hes on screen#i want to make a lom comp at some point of moments that make me giggle. theres a lot#'THE LAW!!! GET DOWN YOU DICK!!!!!' '..... we ARE the law you bloody clowns!!!! god help us..'#'i aint talking in front of your pansy' 'i think she means you' 'yeah -_-'#i love you stupid fuckass english comedy.
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#it baffles me that i cant get like#a loan of $10k (ive rounded up bc [redacted] seems like an odd number#yes im exposing myself here what else is new#and just . pay that off.#bc it seems logically easier for me to pay $50 a week for the next 2yrs (interest)#than this . fuckery shit ive got rn#like . itd free up so much of my money i tell u#n i do mean that#bc ive done a lot of work on my financial habits and relationship w money#but im paying for my past mistakes n that sucks actually#n ik thats the point but . id rather not b doing it this way#id rather make it easier 4 myself actually.#im not racking up any more debt but my god ending the week w .43c is Awful.#not having money 4 food is awful too . i eat Enough n i do live w my family BUT. thats a whole worm can in itself tho#i just . ive hacked the system to keep myself happy n alive while i fifure it out tho . so were good on that front#but id still like to have my money back thanks#hell id pay $100 wk too . thats abt what i am paying (a little less lbr)#n ik borrowing more money to . fix the problem is exactly how they get u and i do think im smarter than that.#bc . i do NOT have any intention ofrepeating the mistakes that got me here (being Stupid#but . i was doing rlly well w paying off my debt. but id like to condense it.#the fact that theres no family member i can borrow $10k off n then pay off for the next 2yrs is Awful. id have to go to a bank n i fucking#Hate THat. SIDE NOTE????#I HAVE TO PAY MORE MONEY??? IF I PAY OFF MY CAR LOAN EARLY??? you fucks already bumped my $6k to $6.4k#n ur telling me. that if i magically could pay it off RIGHT NOW. id have to pay EXTRA???#what kinda fuckass scheme is that. genuinely. what the FUCK.#how is that fair#dawg this car wasnt even worth $6k . why is that a thing
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thinking about emperor/leon (again)
i just find them sooooo fascinating. i think that we're all right: leon being mind-controlled by the emperor is SO good and the only realistic way leon (who has been friends/family with the main three for most if not all of his life) would ever betray maria and co... But the thought of him betraying fynn in his sound mind!?!? because while the emperor gave him orders i think it's totally plausible that leon was in his right mind doing those things. i really think the emperor just knows how to push his buttons.
like, if he's a fynnian POW the only thing that the palamecian soldiers would really think of doing is killing him, right? but we KNOW the emperor thinks four steps ahead. the thought of him going to send leon on some stupid mission in palamecia that'd be a death sentence at first, but then leon comes back?! and their relationship is just both of them trying to work around the other with neither coming out on top.
i don't know. the idea of leon trying to usurp the throne after the emperor's death just makes me wonder if he wanted to do it to give his sibling(s) a better life after the shit they've been through.
#emperor ramble tag#i mean it's more leon rambling but even still i love this stupid fuckass game so much#i will give them all character development
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every. time. I think I have a handle on this fucking job, I realize that I don't and I am a failure.
#my fucking students had this ice skating party planned and it all looked fine#so I was like cool my phd program has scheduled me for a visit that same weekend but they should be fine#and I even scrambled back as fast as I damn well could so I could be there like a half hour late in case something went wrong#and I heard nothing#so I assumed it went fine#but today I learn that it actually didn't and something did happen#what happened? I don't know! the RA just wants to 'discuss it' tomorrow#so I have a pit in my stomach and I feel like I want to vomit while I'm trying to do my other fucking fuckass job#I can guess that they likely left someone out or were demons to each other because that's what they always fucking do#they're fucking rude mean little entitled brats#and there's nothing at all I can do to fix that because I am not their mother#I am the director of the stupid useless program they all got into#and it's ruining my ability to do anything else well#shh gilly
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so I got offered the job and of course the first things my dad says “when are you going back to school” “people there are dangerous” and “you can’t make a career or live like this” 😀😀😀😀
#Jesus Christ I have no idea what I’m doing#he’s always asking if everything’s okay and it makes me so fucking made because the things that prompt him to ask that#are stupid#if I get a piercing or tattoo he’d be like is everything okay ?#can u shut up I can get a tattoo or peircing and not be depressed or something#me wanting this job and he’s like is everything okay ?????#why would be wanting this job correlate to me not being okay to begin with#this worse part is that yes of course I’m not okay fuckass#literally been wanting to die since the 5th grade it’s no fucking wonder why I’m doing dumbass shit now and my life is falling apart#be he doesn’t care the way a parent is supposed to care#he just doesn’t like that I’m not in school that’s literally it#I could be at my happiest completely able to take care of myself#but since I’m not in school and never got my degree it doesn’t count#you daughter having a college degree isn’t going to mean shit if she stills kills herself at the end#so thanks for the congratulations ig#thank you for reminding me that I can easily be hurt by some of the people there as if I’m not already terrified enough#and thank you for reminding me that I have to leave my 14 year old dog who is actually just a continuation of my own soul !!!
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