#are stupid

[nonamehorse]

Listening to someone talk about their €4000 suit, and in my mind i'm just going: "hah what a idiot I could have gotten a similar suit for €70"

[legitanawkwardmess]

School was just not it today (two oral presentations, one with singing, one with Spanish). So, I drew.

RF!Walden Darling - @dodozoi

Corpse Bride (Groom?) - @sketchquill

[jisreal64]

Unpopular opinion:

I don’t think AI generated art, writing, imagery, etc should be banned. But, I do believe that there should be restrictions for what it can be used for, such as commercial usage, there are definitely people out there who are abusing AI, but there are also innocent uses for it as well (such as having fictional characters sing dubs of popular songs), but anything outside of personal use or non-profit use should be inhibited. All that banning AI will do is increase black market and dark web activity so people can get their hands on stuff like ChatGPT (similar to what happened with alcohol during the American Prohibition).

[tilltheendwilliwrite]

I'm having surgery in 12 days, and THREE of my coworkers came to work sick last week.

HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING SINCE 2020?

So, yeah. I'm now fighting off the cold they were kind enough to pass on while attempting to refinish my hardwood floors so that when I only have one arm for 6 weeks they aren't driving me insane with how terrible they are.

I may call out sick on Monday.

Maybe Tuesday too, because fudge you people.

T~

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[izukuer]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[sparklebyte]

“here’s what we know about the uhc shooter”

WRONG! He is a suspect and we should treat him as such. He should be treated as innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. He’s a person of interest not the killer. I don’t care what the media or authorities are saying, he’s a human being who deserves a fair trial and deserves to be treated as innocent until proven otherwise.

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[eliotquillon]

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

[clearlydusty]

Bro thinks she could just thug it out

[fishfingersandscarves]

they've never had sex

[atompalace-official]

….well, she’s got the spirit!

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[rhinco]

"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

[infohazardouz]

they liked this on twitter im thinking you would too