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okay so the sabres are playing the blue jackets on monday and the tickets are literally cheaper than it would be to buy msg+ to watch this one game ($9.99 to stream ONE game is actually fucking insane) 😭 james dolan go to hell
#i may be going 💁🏻♀️#if my friend can get off work#buffalo sabres#columbus blue jackets#nhl#also fuck you james dolan#james dolan hate page
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knives out | lewis hamilton social media au
pairing: lewis hamilton x rosberg!reader
2016 saw the murder of brocedes right before our very eyes, but who got y/n in the will?
MASTERLIST | TIP JAR
- part of the brother's best friend series -
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yourusername: back in barcelona! nothing has ever happened here, right? RIGHT?
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user1: when i'm in a victim of brocedes contest and y/n rosberg turns up
user2: nico was like "oh, lewis has had a good qualifying... here comes the curse"
user3: he's the hater we should all aspire to be
nicorosberg: barcelona is a beautiful place but you should pick your company well!
yourusername: great advice nico, i should've left you at home
nicorosberg: snore! i'm great company you just can't keep up with my great personality and wit
yourusername: what ever you need to tell yourself old man
nicorosberg: i'm two years older than you?
yourusername: how was the industrial revolution?
user4: i hope they never grow up and always argue in public
user5: omg the argument on sky about lewis v seb in canada... and jenson just stood there with the biggest shit-eating grin ever
lewishamilton: my trauma is not your joke
yourusername: it was my trauma too i was the one who had to listen to him complain for the next TWO WEEKS
lewishamilton: trying to find where i care...
yourusername: you complained first ??
lewishamilton: rightly so!
yourusername: do not tussle with me about this, by now i thought you'd know that us rosbergs don't play about complaining
lewishamilton: believe me my therapist knows that
user6: i know nico sat on his hands forcing himself not to comment back
user7: alternatively, celebrating that he still lives in lewis' head
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lewishamilton: @yourusername i may love you but if that man ever takes a picture of my car i'm putting a hit on his head
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user11: we got a relationship reveal and a death threat all in one post
user12: lewis saw yall ready to make a brocedes edit using this race and made sure you knew that he doesn't care about a his old haunts
user13: he was like yall shipping me with the wrong rosberg
yourusername: let's refrain from threats for now
lewishamilton: we're gonna have to get rid of that last name, no more curses
nicorosberg: RIGHT THAT IS IT IF YOU DARE GET MARRIED DOUBLE-BARRELLED OR ELSE, ROSBERGS ARE ELITE AND YOU WISH YOU HAD THIS NAME
yourusername: he does have a point
lewishamilton: i'm for real going to lose my mind that we haven't spoken in years and this is where he drew the line
nicorosberg: you told the world you're dating my sister at the same time as me
lewishamilton: stop cursing me then 🤨
nicorosberg: i don't curse you my devilish good looks just sent your engine into cardiac arrest
user14: i know toto wolff just fell to his knees in the mercedes garage seeing them bicker in instagram comments after making merc a literal warzone for years
user15: and yet this is the most brocedes way to go about it
georgerussell63: even if you're dating his sister, i'm still your favourite teammate right?
yourusername: valterri exists buddy soz
georgerussell63: *clutches my pearls*
lewishamilton: and that is exactly why valterri is my favourite teammate
georgerussell63: whatever 💁🏻♀️
charles_leclerc: not for long xx
yourusername: whoever can bring me the best coffee can get the crown?
lewishamilton: stop exploiting my teammate and future teammate
yourusername: that's what they're there for?
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yourusername: anything happen this week?
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user19: y/n ruining her brother's week - anything happen this week?
user20: more like year
nicorosberg: more like life
yourusername: drama queen
nicorosberg: as i should be !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yourusername: got enough exclamation marks in there buddy
nicorosberg: no open the door i need to scream directly in your ears
yourusername: if it's any consolation, the relationship started after 2016
nicorosberg: so he got me out of the way so he could go for my little sister 🤨
lewishamilton: yep!
nicorosberg: no i'm serious let me in i need to yell
nicorosberg: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE I CAN HEAR ROSCOE
nicorosberg: fine i'll just abseil from my apartment give me a sec
user21: y/n please let him in he's so serious about that i can feel it
user22: anyone from monaco here and want to keep us updated?
danielricciardo: Y/N LET HIM IN HE NEARLY KICKED MY POTTED PLANT OFF THE BALCONY
yourusername: lol
danielricciardo: THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER PLEASE
lewishamilton: fine, you people are such bores
nicorosberg: i nearly lost a birkenstock
yourusername: and my inheritance nearly doubled
lewishamilton: *our
user23: i think lewis is having way too much fun with this
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nicorosberg: we're back at the track and i've got a sneaking feeling that the red bull might be fast around here
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user24: nico said babe won't catch me posting lewis on my instagram
maxverstappen1: sure thing buddy he's dating your sister, but there's NO NEED TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME
nicorosberg: i said you're going to win?
maxverstappen1: i DON'T NEED YOUR BAD JUJU GIVE IT TO LEWIS HE'S THE ONE YOU'RE ANGRY AT NOT ME
nicorosberg: i'm not angry at lewis
lewishamilton: really?
nicorosberg: OF COURSE NOT
yourusername: he'll get over it soon lewis don't worry
lewishamilton: really? he's still holding a grudge from 2016 - that was EIGHT YEARS AGO
yourusername: yeah sorry that's a rosberg trait ❤️
user25: not the grid becoming victims of the brocedes fall out eight years later
yourusername: you're so shady why did you crop lewis out?
nicorosberg: outfit wasn't on par with the rosbergs
yourusername: oh no
lewishamilton: HOW DARE YOU
yourusername: you queens can take this out on each other i'm not getting involved in this one
lewishamilton: i know this birkenstock wearing primadonna is not dissing my custom mcqueen
nicorosberg: it's custom because no one would want something so ugly 🫶🏻
user26: someone take nico off the parc ferme interviews lewis might just run him over
user27: he should just let roscoe at his ankles
nicorosberg: that vegan dog can't do shit to me
yourusername: leave the kids out of it nico
nicorosberg: you birthed that? my condolences to your reproductive system
lewishamilton: DO NOT FAT SHAME MY SON
roscoelovescoco: kill yourself @nicorosberg
user28: WTF IS GOING ON
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lewishamilton: he may have won the battle, but i won the war
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user29: bro you're going to be subjected to boho chic Christmases for the rest of your life
user30: guy is going to get poisoned via christmas nut roast by nico 😭
yourusername: this is corny but i love you
lewishamilton: i love you too i'm going to pretend you didn't just call my super thought out caption corny
yourusername: it was corny and that's what i love about you
nicorosberg: you need better standards
yourusername: for someone who had so much homoerotic tension with the man that you retired you're being very rude about the subject of such tension
nicorosberg: that's not how that went
yourusername: sure, jan
nicorosberg: stop trying to rewrite history
yourusername: i saw it with my own two eyes... are you jealous that i ended up with lewis instead of you?
nicorosberg: nO
user31: i feel like this is definitely not the argument i thought i would see on the internet today
user32: lewis hamilton got passed around the rosberg house ... this your goat?
user33: both rosbergs are hawt as hell so yes!
charles_leclerc: oh great, keep stoking the flames lewis! if you invoke his wrath upon ferrari next season i will personally sacrifice you to the gods
lewishamilton: excuse me?
charles_leclerc: i don't know if you know this but i kinda don't have a world championship yet ... I DO NOT WANT THE ROSBERG CURSE ATTACHED TO ME
lewishamilton: do not minimise my trauma charles
charles_leclerc: you haven't joined ferrari yet, you don't know trauma. be nice to him, i can't finish my career with max having more championships than me
maxverstappen1: skill issue
user34: do these people ever stop arguing?
yourusername: no! and i can assure you it's worse in person
user35: worst brocedes tussle since nico found out?
yourusername: i was making a list of people to invite to my birthday dinner and nico was angry that i wrote lewis' name before his
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yourusername: still a victim of the brocedes nuclear fallout all these years later
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user37: bro nearly lost her bf to her brother
user38: lewis couldn't have nico and went for his sister instead
user39: insert larry stylinson theory here that y/n is just the beard and toto wolff is simon cowell
yourusername: i'm blocking all of you
nicorosberg: still yapping about this ... and i'm the dramatic one
yourusername: babe we can all see all of your comments on previous posts where you're the literal definition of crashing out
nicorosberg: BARCELONA WAS LEWIS' FAULT WE ALL KNOW THIS
yourusername: when did i bring up barcelona... you just proved my point IDIOT
nicorosberg: make me sound insane all you want ... TOTO IS THE REAL VILLAIN HERE
yourusername: ???
nicorosberg: he notebooked us
yourusername: riiiiiiiiiiight
nicorosberg: i wrote lewis a letter when i retired and toto never gave it to him
yourusername: you're telling me i had to hide my relationship for so long because you trusted that austrian big foot fraud to be your messenger pigeon ?
user40: did we just get insane brocedes lore on a random tuesday?
user41: you're telling me it was toto's fault the whole time?
lewishamilton: well yes it would've been helpful to have gotten the letter, you have to admit the sneeking around was hot
yourusername: you're right 🤭🤭🤭
lewishamilton: hiding in your bathroom while nico came over to bitch about me was a personal highlight
nicorosberg: excuse me?
lewishamilton: i know we're trying to be better, so here's a compliment: you're very creative when being mean about me
nicorosberg: why thank you 😝
yourusername: nuh uh we ain't doing this shit
lewishamilton: don't worry y/n you'll always be my favourite
nicorosberg: but you'll never have our trip to greece :P
yourusername: i will strangle you britney
user42: y/n got brocedes to talk again, but at what cost?
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lewishamilton: got y/n's hand in marriage in the will (after i murdered her brother's career)
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user43: y/n can't escape brocedes even on her engagement post
user44: she (and them) will never get rid of it
yourusername: i love you baby, here's to the rest of our life (even if that includes you arguing with my brother for the rest of time)
lewishamilton: i love you even more, i'd go through all of that psychological warfare again and again if it means i still end up with you
yourusername: we've always had an invisible string
lewishamilton: and there's no one else i'd want to be cosmically tied to <3
user45: i might cry they're so cute
user46: that comment thread called me single in about 100 different languages
charles_leclerc: congratulations you two! also congratulations to me - no more rosberg curse!
yourusername: really? on this POST?
charles_leclerc: hold on girlypop, it was mr hamilton-rosberg that brought up your brother first not me
lewishamilton: you better get all this attitude out now charles
charles_leclerc: what? you gonna marry my brother?
yourusername: lol i'm not threatened by them
arthurleclerc: why am i being shaded?
user47: 2025 HURRY THE FUCK UP
nicorosberg: i guess you're finally getting the rosberg name you've always wanted ...
lewishamilton: yes... i have always had a crush on your sister
nicorosberg: GASP! PERVERT 🫵🏻 i have known you since we were 12 you GROSS MAN
lewishamilton: WELL YES I WAS ALSO 12 I'VE NOT ALWAYS BEEN 36 MORON
yourusername: well doesn't this just get me excited for christmas
user48: i know a monopoly board hate to see these three coming
yourusername: @nicorosberg can i have an actual congratulations???
nicorosberg: i'm happy for you, i'm glad you're happy (also he's loaded so slay)
yourusername: i'll take it!
lewishamilton: sure whatever thanks nico !
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note: lol finally finished this one! i have been very in and out on here, i have a lot going on x
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𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘 𝐎𝐁𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐈𝐗🧺✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧



𝟓𝟎% 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄 ON ALL OF MY CHART READINGS!.
check previous observations (𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄)
𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑: 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫/𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬…
𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: i chose to analyze my previous SR charts so these observations are based on my own experience!, also 𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐋𝐄 𝐔𝐏 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃!.
𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈: 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐎𝐁𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒🦚✧・゚: *✧・゚:*
𝐓𝐚𝘂𝗿𝘂𝘀 𝐦𝐚𝗿𝘀 really hate getting hungry they turn to a very angry hulk when they want food but there isn’t any around them yet!— full taurus, happy taurus.
I think 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝘁𝘆 𝐡𝐨𝘂𝘀𝐞𝘀 are overrated and here’s a hot-take, we have 12th houses and 10 planets, even if it’s possible to have a planet in each house there’ll be 2 houses empty, surprise there will always be an empty house in your chart, and that doesn’t have to mean necessarily a bad thing!.
Having 0 planets on the 𝟔𝐓𝐇 𝐡𝐨𝘂𝘀𝐞 for example may mean that you just don’t focus about that house matters daily, yes you take care of your health but your life doesn’t revolve around it!, you go to the gym every now and then, eat decent meals, and that it!, unlike 𝟔𝐓𝐇 𝐡𝐨𝘂𝘀𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬 people you’re not a gym rat, and you may not stick to a diet routine throughout your life, it’s that simple, also please correct me if i’m wrong!.
I noticed that when 𝐕𝐞𝐧𝘂𝘀 𝐚𝘀𝐩𝐞𝐜𝘁𝘀 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧(especially neutral and harmonious aspects) it blesses these natives with a great talent and love for cooking and they also don’t cook for anyone just people whom they cherish.
On the other hand 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝘀𝐩𝐞𝐜𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝐨 𝐍𝐞𝐩𝘁𝘂𝐧𝐞 people may consider cooking as an escapism for them, whenever they feel drained or stressed they may bake a cake or a warm meal to make themselves feel better, and they also may be the type to cook with wines and vodka!.
𝐀𝐪𝘂𝐚𝗿𝐢𝘂𝘀 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝘁𝘀 have an extremely chaotic life and I’m not even joking, they go through the weirdest situations ever.. like please explain to me what could possibly lead you to get lost at an empty arcade in the middle of the night and instead of seeking help you decide to take some pictures for your snap streaks??? (Yes, that’s actually what a friend of mine did and she’s an aqua dominant💁🏻♀️)
Also speaking on 𝐀𝐪𝘂𝐚𝗿𝐢𝐚𝐧𝘀, why do you like surprising people so much?, and i mean it literally with all this pranks and shit, i blame uranus influence tbh.
It is said that people with 𝟏𝟎𝐓𝐇 𝐡𝐨𝘂𝘀𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝘁𝘀 are workaholics, but they aren’t the only ones, i believe that 𝟔𝐓𝐇 𝐡𝐨𝘂𝘀𝐞𝗿𝘀 are way more work dedicated— and addicted than anyone else, because if there’s a thing they do best is following a routine, that’s why they excel anywhere, you just put a plan for them and they’ll follow!.
Also why do 𝟔𝐓𝐇 𝐡𝐨𝘂𝘀𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝗿𝐨𝐧 believe that their work defines their worth, and the more they get exhausted by work it means it pays off better.. HELLO?? IT DOESN’T WORK THIS WAY IN THIS ECONOMY??? HOSPITAL BILLS ARE DISASTROUS PLEASE TAKE A FREAKING BREAK WHEN NEEDED!
I’m not joking my cousin is about to turn into a giant raccoon with all these dark circles she barley sleeps, barley eats and you can never catch her having a break this woman is about to go crazy💀.
𝐋𝐢𝐛𝗿𝐚 𝘃𝐞𝐧𝘂𝘀 have the best eye for aesthetic, and i know i said it before but really, they have a very strange ability to make things that don’t match actually very presentable beautifully!.
When 𝐉𝘂𝐩𝐢𝘁𝐞𝗿 𝐚𝘀𝐩𝐞𝐜𝘁𝘀 𝐒𝐚𝘁𝘂𝗿𝐧 that makes you choose long term partners very carefully, those people know themselves and their needs well enough to decide what’s good and bad for them, they don’t rush it, that’s why they always get the best outcome, and you can see this manifest in both of Rihanna and Beyoncé birth charts!.
Also 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝟏𝟏°,𝟐𝟑° people are very, very, veryyyyy creative it’s mind blowing they really think outside the box.
𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬 do actually suffer from hyper independence and you can’t tell me otherwise, i was in a group project with one of my friends (me being a libra sun and them being an Aries sun) i thought that we should have at least one man with us to handle all the tough work and pay for some things yadada, however they on the other hand really wanted to do all this shit by themselves (mind you both of us are the first daughters of our families) and we were supposed to go to god knows where shitty places to get the project done, we really almost killed each other then trying to prove our points.. oh yeah and they ended up winning.
𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 have a very, very soft skin and it’s not even a joke anymore im so jealous!, also the chest area is really really prominent no jokes.
𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐈: 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐁𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 🪴⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆
When i had 𝟗𝐓𝐇 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧, my grandparents who haven’t visited us for more than 4+ years came back from london (which was considered a miracle since it just wasn’t supposed to happen), and then we both traveled then together on a short trip, and i also noticed that whenever i had 𝟗𝐓𝐇 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟗𝐓𝐇 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 i traveled to a place that was full of water, going to a beach, the ocean etc.. and it may also indicate going back to our roots.
My favorite years are the ones with 𝟓𝐓𝐇 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬, the amount of joy, new experiences and the excitement that surrounds you throughout the year can’t be described by words only, and it doesn’t really revolve around romantic relationships only, i don’t date and whenever i had my 𝐒𝐮𝐧/𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧/𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬/𝐉𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟓𝐓𝐇 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 it felt like i was healing my inner child, i found myself indulging more in art, these were the years where i got introduced to my most creative and artistic self!.
𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟔𝐓𝐇 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 is no joke, I felt the need to become my best self 24/7, also my peers in uni got on my nerves more than ever.
When astroblr community said that having 𝐉𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐂 grants you luck throughout the year i thought they were joking but no, it’s 100% legit, everything worked in my favor fr, dude even my periods came on the best date’s it’s crazy, oh and i also got social media semi famous, i had 2 reels on instagram pass 2m views (bonus; that year i had 𝟓𝐓𝐇 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐨, which means short term or quick fame!)
When i had a 𝟒𝐓𝐇 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐉𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫, i felt more connected with my mom, and she also felt the same way— we both talked more with each other! Also I bought lots of posters for my room, and a new vanity!, oh yeah and since it was in leo i noticed that took a good care of my hair, it’s crazy how astrology can be literal sometimes.
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I think there's something that would embarrass Tony even more: Maria showing his girlfriend all his baby pictures. Tony has a reputation to uphold... pictures of him naked with a bucket on his head aren't exactly good for his image.
“Buckethead: The Origin Story”
A/N: Okayyyy more from the chronicles of the Sassy Stark Household 💁🏻♀️
Pairing: young! Tony Stark x Reader
Warning: none!
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The Stark estate in upstate New York is basking in the soft glow of a summer afternoon. Birds are chirping, the garden is thriving, and inside the grand, sunlit living room—Tony Stark is experiencing the worst moment of his life.
You’re perched on the velvet chaise beside Maria Stark, sipping citrusy iced tea and flipping through a well-preserved, leather-bound photo album that looks deceptively innocent. Tony, freshly 22 and riding high on his arrogant little rocket of a reputation, is lounging nearby. Except now, he’s realized too late what’s happening.
“Oh no. No, no, no,” he says, lunging forward as Maria turns the page with a sly grin. “Mother, we talked about this. Boundaries. Respect. A smidge of self-preservation?”
Maria hums nonchalantly. “Oh please, darling. If she’s going to date a Stark, she deserves to know what she’s getting into.”
Page one: A chubby toddler Tony with frosting on his nose, gleefully smashing a birthday cake.
Page two: A tiny, naked Tony in a bubble bath, wearing a tiara, surrounded by rubber ducks.
Page three: The pièce de résistance. Naked toddler Tony with a bucket on his head, standing proudly in the middle of the lawn like some kind of metallic baby messiah.
You choke on your drink, barely holding it together. “Is that… is he saluting?”
Howard strolls in, sees the page, and immediately chuckles.
You blink. “Is he… holding a wooden spoon like a scepter?”
Maria beams. “He called himself ‘The Supreme King of the Garden.’ We weren’t allowed to harvest tomatoes for a week. He took his rule very seriously.”
“I wanted to get him a throne. Maria vetoed it.”Howard snorts.
Tony groans so hard it shakes the chandelier. “That’s because you were both enablers!”
“Oh please,” Maria says, flipping the page. “You invented a pretend kingdom, demanded to be addressed as Your Royal Leafiness, and tried to knight the lawnmower. We’re lucky the neighbors didn’t call child services.”
Howard clinks glasses with her. “They were just jealous.”
You’re wheezing now, pointing at the next photo—tiny Tony wrapped in toilet paper like a mummy, standing in front of a Halloween decoration he clearly tried to upstage. “What was the theme here?”
“Chaos,” Maria answers, deadpan. “He said ‘Mummy Tony returns… to seek vengeance upon bedtime.’”
Tony looks physically pained. “I can never run for office now.”
“You were never going to run for office,” Howard says. “You once tried to bribe a senator with Capri Suns.”
“And a toy car,” Maria adds. “Very persuasive.”
Tony flops dramatically onto the nearby armchair, face buried in his hands. “I hate this family.”
You lean over and press a kiss to his forehead, your voice filled with mock sympathy. “I don’t know. I think Your Royal Leafiness has a nice ring to it.”
Howard raises his glass. “Long may he reign.”
Tony’s only response is a loud groan and a vow to incinerate every album in the house.
The photo album has been closed—mercifully—but the roasting has only just begun.
Tony is sulking in an armchair, long legs draped over the armrest, face buried in his hands like a man enduring unspeakable trauma. You, on the other hand, are glowing. Positively thriving.
“Howard,” you say sweetly, “were there… other incidents?
Tony lifts his head, eyes wide. “No! Dad. Don’t you dare.”
Howard, already settling into storytime posture with his drink, grins like a man who’s waited decades for this moment. “Oh, she deserves to know, son. Especially if she’s going to be subjected to your… ‘genius’ on a daily basis.”
Tony gestures wildly. “It was strategic innovation! I was four!”
Maria sips her tea, entirely unbothered. “He staged a full coup. In his nursery.”
You turn to her. “Like… a pretend game?”
“Oh no,” Howard says, clearly delighted. “This kid—your boyfriend decided nap time was a fascist construct and launched a rebellion using teddy bears, LEGOs, and string cheese as provisions.”
You’re laughing already, but Howard’s on a roll now.
“We walked in one afternoon, and the entire room was barricaded. He’d stacked pillows against the door, built a ‘watchtower’ out of books, and taped a sign to the wall that said ‘No Rules, Just Tony.’”
Maria adds, “He was wearing his Star Wars pajamas and a colander on his head. Looked like a deranged general.”
“I engineered a defense perimeter!” Tony protests. “The bears had rank structure! One of them had a walkie-talkie!”
Howard nods solemnly. “Yeah, the walkie-talkie that only connected to a Barbie phone in the living room. He used it to demand terms.”
You wheeze. “What were the terms?”
Maria smiles. “No naps. Unlimited chocolate milk. And full creative control of the TV remote.”
Howard grins. “And a pony.”
Tony groans. “You were supposed to forget this.”
“Son,” Howard says, raising his glass, “when your kid turns his crib into a war bunker and holds his own stuffed animals hostage? That sticks with a man.”
You glance at Tony, who looks like he’s contemplating time travel just to slap Baby Him upside the head.
“Honestly,” you say, nudging him gently, “I think it’s kind of impressive. Revolutionary, even.”
Tony squints at you. “You’re enjoying this.”
“Oh, immensely.”
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Later when the house has quieted down, you overhear Maria and Howard chuckling fondly over how a precocious but toddler Tony— once tucked in his bed, would wish them good night with the cutest whisper of ‘I love you a thousand’.
#tony stark x female reader#tony stark x reader#tony stark imagine#tony stark fanfiction#tony stark fluff#tony stark#the stark squad#maria stark#howard stark#anon asks#marvel fanfiction#mostly marvel musings#iron man fanfiction#iron man fic
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The Alchemy | Jeremy Swayman (instagram edit)
summary: your and jeremy’s instagram posts after you get together in toronto - essentially hard launching your relationship.
face claim: abigail cowen
warnings: none <3
a/n: suprise! this is one of my favourite things to look at when it comes to other fanfics, so I thought i’d create one for almost all - yes almost ALL - of my fics (excluding ones under 7k words) I hope you enjoy and keep a lookout for more ❤️
link to the alchemy
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yourusername some behind the scenes of my time filming in boston 🤫💛
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user1 wait is that SWAY IN THE MIRROR PIC
user2 this is everything
jswayman1 💛
user3 is this a hard launch ?!!!!
user5 omg i’m obsessed with them I hope it is
nhlbruins look at that golf stance from sway
user4 love love love
pucksindeeperpodcast fav podcast guest and fav duo
user5 you’re my favourite person ever
user6 new wag alert omg 😩😩😩
spittinchiclets not a big deal
lullmark jeremy is still forcing you to fish? dreadful
yourusername I don’t think i’ll ever learn linus 🥲

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yourusername always catch me wearing black - thought I’d share this absolute serve 💁🏻♀️
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pucksindeeperpodcast mother
user1 can we talk about how STUNNING y/n is
user2 beautiful 🤩
ashleybertuzzi always so stunning hunni
jswayman1 😍
user6 jeremy back off our woman 🤺
user3 imagine being that funny and that beautiful
kileymcavoy gorgeous
user4 😍😍😍😍😍
user5 baddie
user6 meanwhile i’m over here looking like this 🧍♀️
daniellegcoyle i’m so obsessed with you

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yourusername back in B 🐻💛 happy playoffs everyone
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user1 let’s go baby
user2 sway is so lucky dude
user3 you look stunning
nhlbruins we’ve got the queens support - we will be unstoppable 👑
daniellegcoyle always so fun with you babe
user4 stop this is adorable
jswayman1 baby
user5 SWAY UR GF IS A BADDIE
user6 so ready for playoffs
nhlbruins amen
user7 when’s the next podcast ?? 😩 I need danielle on an episode
kasloane I think we were the loudest in the damn place, and that’s saying a lot 🤣❤️

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yourusername apparently in may it’s still pretty cold in alaska ? thankfully the sun was out so I could slay in these pics 🗻 (p.s. I still can’t fish)
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barstoolsports the fishing saga continues
jswayman1 love you sm ❤️
user1 this is everything to me
kileymcavoy omg you’re such a cutie
user2 i have nobody to talk to about this OMG
user3 THE BABY UGH 😩😭❤️
davidpastrnak crazies you two
user4 not her being in alaska with his fam - im crying
user5 i’m EATING this up
user6 the way they’ve completely hard launched and made me invested in their relationship is insane. i love them

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jswayman1 thought shrimp fishing would be easier….y/n disagrees 🦐
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user1 omg y/n is so relatable
nhlbruins king and queen
1996_carlo my turn next
user2 😍
user3 how many shrimp did y/n catch?
yourusername zero.
user4 yall are so funny
bmarch63 sways got that dog in him
pucksindeeperpodcast mother looking bad tho 😏
user3 AMEN
yourusername guys I still can’t fish
user5 beautiful
user6 omg her huge poncho. reminds me of your fishing video 😂

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yourusername see you next year alaska 🙌🏻 no more grainy zoom podcasts for now 😏
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user1 so excited !
user2 are you coming back to boston for a little bit?
pucksindeeperpodcast we are ready 🙌🏻
user3 you’re so hot
spittinchiclets let her cook 🧑🏽🍳
jswayman1 grainy zoom or not i’m still watching
daniellegcoyle AHHH
user4 beautiful lady
sydneymartin obssesed with you
user2 you and me both 😩
user5 can we take a moment for sway’s photography 😗💨🔥
rohlsson can’t wait to see your pretty face
nhlbruins anticipating your arrival 🐻
user6 yessssss 😍

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yourusername opening week ✔️💛
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user1 HAND PLACEMENT 😭
jswayman1 love you sweetiegirl
user2 SWEETIEGIRL
user3 when’s it gunna be my turn 😩
user4 THW wag group 🔥
daniellegcoyle yasssss
mayson_elizabeth_ missed you so much 😩
user5 you are so back !
user6 wag y/n is my fav y/n
bmarch63 young man watch those paws

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yourusername special home podcast with one of my favourite girls coming tomorrow 💕
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daniellegcoyle i’m so pumped ! had so much fun with youuuu 💕
nhlbruins our fav girlies
user1 you two look so cute and cozy
user6 no fr I need to be their besties
user2 i’ve been waiting for this - TURN IT UP
user3 this is my super bowl 👑👑
charliecoyle_3 me next
davidpastrnak you’ve had your turn.
user4 coyle and sway are so lucky
pucksindeeperpodcast our first girl guest - we are pumped.
user5 I thought it was a hockey podcast?
user2 it is….they are dating hockey players. listen before judging dude
jswayman1 I can still here you two laughing on the porch

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yourusername attached: pictures I sent to my boyfriend this week (look at that jersey bite tho…i’m going feral)
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user1 love your little hockey life
daniellegcoyle craft night again soon
kileymcavoy yes please
user2 can sway fight?
user3 aweeeee
user4 YES THE BITE 🔥😍
jswayman1 and I love every single one
user5 you are my favourite influencer girly! funny, hot and relatable … iconic
nhlbruins logo appearance
user6 okay robe! BADDIE
user7 can’t wait to see what’s in the future for you! you are glowing, successful and in love 😩❤️
spittinchiclets our hockey pod sis
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a/n: OMG this was so fun and I hope you all enjoy! stay tuned for more content ❤️ not spell checked currently.
I do not own any of these photos - full credits to original owners.
#🌟 ⊹˚₊ - cute and hughesy insta edit#hockey#nhl x reader#nhl hockey#hockey imagine#nhl imagine#nhl fic#nhl fanfiction#nhl#nhl blurb#nhl insta edit#hockey insta edit#hockey blurb#hockey fic#boston bruins fic#boston bruins imagine#boston bruins#jeremy swayman fic#jeremy swayman imagine#jeremy swayman x reader#jeremy swayman#jeremy swayman blurb#jeremy swayman insta edit#insta edits
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Hey, My first request to you 💁🏻♀️ :
Can you do headcanons or short imagine to go ice skating with &Team even though s/o isn't good at doing that? You can decide whether it's a date or they'll go as a group but plis make it kinda romantically between each member and their s/o. 🫂
when their s/o isn’t good at skating | &team



╰┈ ⋆。˚ 🪼 genre: fluff & really romantic!!
╰┈ ⋆。˚ 🪼 pairing: bf! &team x fem! reader
╰┈ ⋆。˚ 🪼 author's notes: ahhh anon i know exactly who you are 🤭 ilysm btw <3 but yes!! i changed my initial format of this bc i am not a skater but i am a klutz so i can relate fr
🫧laur’s taglist: @chiiyuuvv
— klutz squad (nico, taki, jo)
nico - oh boy is he laughing 😭 he’s definitely concerned as he tries to help you up but falls on his ass. you’re both on the ice cackling at each other and how out of balance you both are ! gives you his arm to steady yourself and it ends in you both acting like penguins on ice. gives you a little kiss on your forehead and squishes your cheeks bc you may be a klutz but you’re his klutz !!
taki - he’s…not laughing at you, i promise!! it’s just the way you fell was incredibly funny and you laugh at him when he defies all expectations of physics 😭 you guys opt to hold hands with each other but it’s doesn’t work as well as you hoped… you end up giving up on ice staking entirely after falling 5 times with taki going down with you !! tells you it’s okay and you end up sharing cocoa together :((
jo - immediately concerned that you fall so often but finds it funny bc you arranged the date…and you have the balance of a leaf :(( he bursts out giggling tho and proceeds to *purposely* fall to sympathize with you! 😭 he’s so cute tho and he really does try to help you!! like nico, gives you kisses all over your face and asks if he should kiss any places you hurt 🫶🏼 (pls i need kisses from jo) he also gets you some cocoa and holds your hand <33
— immediately steadies you (k, ej, maki)
k - lowkey teases you when you fall right as you step on the ice !! gives you his arm to hold on to and steady yourself on ! also thinks you’re cute when you’re giggling at how much of a klutz you are 😭🫶🏼 puts! his! hand! on! your! waist! steadies you by holding you waist, making sure you’re fully upright (i love him sm)
ej - i feel like he goes into instant leader mode!! his eyebrows are creased and he’s next to you asking all sorts of questions. also believes that you can just hold onto him and gives you his arm to hold, or his hand, or his jacket! 😭 he’s chuckling to himself as you wobble and then fall right back down again! holds you close to his side and you guys just skate slowly together :(( thinks it’s very kdrama-esque to kiss in the middle of the rink 🫶🏼 (double points if you have to tiptoe in your skates)
maki - he’s both laughing and concerned for you! he wanted to take you roller skating in the summer but seeing your balance issues…he immediately decided he wouldn’t :(( i mean, your safety is important!! on the ground laughing and helps you up, offers to hold your waist behind you as you try to skate again 🫶🏼 don’t worry, once you both are home, he puts on a show and makes you your favorite dessert!
— teacher squad (fuma, yuma, harua)
fuma - he can do anything and everything atp so i think he would start teaching you how to balance yourself and how to gain momentum to start moving on the ice!! lowkey explains it in very simple terms but gets the point across 🫶🏼 puts his entire arm around your torso and you guys skate together in sync - albeit a little slow :(( kisses your cheeks when you make one circle around the rink and repeatedly says he loves you (he’s so sweet fr idc he’s a standard)
yuma - this is based on nothing but i think he’d be the type to teach you as well!! he might not know a lot about skating but he knows a lot about balance and control so he helps you stand up! takes it in steps and explains it similar to a dance choreography- kisses your forehead after every step and spins you in happiness 🤭 dips you and gives you an even better kiss :(( (stop i love him sm this is making me blush)
harua - i feel like he’s secretly good at surprising things…but he would immediately be like “okay so you place your feet like so”!! probably incredibly patient with you too :(( if you end up sad, he’ll probably be sad with you. teaches you to move around and i see him as the type to be lowkey romantic so he would spin you around! (this is too cute i’m giggling thinking abt this🤭)
**i do want to point out that all of them would probably check for any signs of you being hurt by the ice or if you’re in any immediate pain, hence why i didn’t add that into every member!!
#laur’s thoughts 🧚🏼♀️#&team imagines#andteam imagines#andteam x reader#andteam fluff#&team fluff#andteam jo#andteam scenarios#&team k imagines
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Jungkooks Latest Rainbow Moments 🌈
Just because there are enough moments I haven't posted about yet that I can make a small thread post now 🤣 starting with the most recent. WHAT was this ending fairy moment JK??? I saw someone go "that muscle memory kicking in" 😭😭🤣🤣 listen, he said "the song may be about girls, but I suck d**k, don't forget it!" (Listen, my blog is ran by an adult, and everyone here should BE an adult, okay? Lol) He HAS to know what this looks like. Cmon

Which, only 2 weeks ago was when he posted THIS video on tiktok.... on the same day that he said "I don't have a girlfriend, stop asking me that." Then posted this trend video with a bunch of girls name on the audio with the captain "I go the other way" SIR YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE AND IMPLIES lol and then he deletes the video a little bit later saying that he wants his tiktok to just be dancing videos 🤣

This whole outfit being from a collection that is based off queerness and gender nonconformity

Jimin and JK visiting a brewery with a pride flag hung up outside while in Connecticut together

JK liked the Lesbian verison of Seven on tiktok!
https://twitter.com/wayjks/status/1692282985272217663?t=0MmGMp58jsz-fcwEuEw7QA&s=19
The eyelash fluttering flirting to try and get what he wants?? Gay

Wlw couple on a date in Seven? Maybe!

He KNOWS he is Babygirl

Just repping Queer history and culture through his clothes!


And an older moment, but he is so sweet. But let's not pretend that picking a favorite based off the angsty yearning and romantizing the yearning is very stereotypically queer of my man 😍 JK is so soft though for real, my baby

(^ from ARMY Kit)
I love this man so much. He will ALWAYS be for the girls and the gays 🥰🌈💁🏻♀️
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Hey to your point about saving for a down payment and then realizing you can't afford a house: it's going to be okay!!!
Yes maybe pay off school debt, but don't throw the whole down payment savings at it. Everything in the US market is so terrible that it's got to tumble sooner rather than later. Hang in there. I'd guess there will be affordable places for sale within the next few years. And when that happens the federal reserve will be so frantic for people to borrow that interest rates will be super low, and there will probably be first time home buyer grants again too!
(you know if we're all still alive then)
Tbh I don't wanna wait years for something that may or may not happen. The money's already there, and the market's too unstable to invest it so 💁🏻♀️ I'm just gonna use it for my student loans. Not all of it of course. I'll still have some left over for emergencies.
I used math for the first time in like 15 years to figure up that if I knock my loans down, I can pay the rest of it off in 13 months. We'll still have the same economy in 13 months (if we even have one at all tbh), so I might as well knock out something that's currently eating my soul away.
#Anonymous#I have plans and I'm happy with them#a house would've been nice#but I'm a millennial and we can never have nice things 🤣
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Hear me out... Angst time
This is in alternate universe so it doesn't affect the og LE uni so anons don't come @ me • ᴖ • 。
What if LE reader has some terminal illness ? Satoru's reaction to finding it out ? When do you think they figures out the illness ? What if she dies during labor ? Or may be when son gojo is in his teens ?
Please do this chu 🙏🏼🥺
…i’m heartbroken just reading this ask huwaa😭 i’m sooo incredibly sorry but i don’t think i’m capable of writing about terminal illness now🥹 but as of dying during labor… hmmm~
in some sick twist of fate, when the reader dies on the birthing table right in front of his eyes, gojo will absolutely go batshit afterwards🥺 he sees it all—you passing out trying to push his baby, and the heart machine morphs into a thin line, and just like that not even your baby is saved. that day, he lost 2 precious things at all once
he doesn’t even come back home—his son is in megumi’s care though, so no worries. he’s just out there going after curses, driving himself insane with regret and pain, and in the end, when he misses you so much—he may or may not end up cursing you too💁🏻♀️ because… suddenly you’re in front of him again, and his six eyes clearly recognize that it is you
#THIS WENT DOWNHILL FAST HAHA😭#i don’t think i’m going to continue this too i’m too angst-ed🥹#but don’t worry#i have a long fic of curse gojo in the works — i’ve written 6 acts already 🥹#📨 — mailbox#☁️ — headcanons
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I Forget Where We Were
1.2k/ joel miller x f!reader / MINORS DNI
summary: life with Joel from the start. Be kind please- this is my first piece and has taken 6 months of courage🤍
Chapter Six: Time is Dancing
Hold it in, now let’s go dancing. I do believe we’re only passing through.
what to expect: Wholesome evenings with loverboy and the sweet precious angel baby. Unfortunately, we are it’s time for some angst
warnings: bad language i guess idk?😂fluff, dad!joel,lover boy joel, no specific physical description of reader, female reader (please let me know if there is anything I’m missing, I will elaborate as the series goes on) no outbreak, age gap (reader is mid 20s and Joel is mid 40s), boyfriend!joel? i repeat boyfriend!joel, slight daddy!kink, showering together but I kept it clean, let me know if you want the filthy version however💁🏻♀️, Joel’s past may just bite him in the ass.
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As you came out of the office, Joel and Sarah hung out of the truck windows, beeping and waving at you.
Laura, your work bestie, nudged you ‘Okay,now when are you planning on filling me in on the absolute hottie’
You waved back at Joel and kissed Laura on the cheek as you hugged her goodbye ‘Lunchtime, tomorrow.’
She squealed gleefully.
‘Love ya!’ You both shouted in unison and waved with your fingers.
Sarah was wriggling in her seat, so excited to see you& Joel got out the truck to kiss you hello. You wore cream coloured cigarette trousers, which sat above your ankles and complimented your anklet. This was paired with a blue and white striped shirt and your oversized tote and matching cream loafers. Joel had to bite his tongue, as he instantly fought the urge to tear your clothes off and devour you.
Sarah asked all about your day and you asked all about hers. ‘I wish I could come to work with you, it’s so much better than school’ Sarah sighed.
‘My job is boring baby girl, you’d have more fun working with your Daddy’ you looked at Joel and squeezed his thigh.
‘All Daddy does his hit things with a hammer and screw wood into things’ Sarah sighed.
You cackled at the double entendre that Sarah didn’t quite understand. Joel rolled his eyes replying ‘At least I don’t stare at a screen all day pretending to get shit done.’
‘Oooooooh’ you and Sarah teased in unison.
‘That’s 10 bucks for the swear jar Mr Miller’ you tutted, taking two 5 dollar bills out his wallet, handing one to Sarah and tucking one in your purse.
Joel tried to pretend he was angry, but the way you flicked the hair of your shoulders and grinned at him cut through his tough exterior.
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The three of you made it home and you helped Sarah with her homework whilst Joel mowed the lawn.
You greeted him with a beer when he came in, and kissed him, with a subtle lip bite. He growled quietly into your mouth and you started to make dinner whilst him and Sarah watched TV.
You danced around the kitchen dancing to Hozier, with a glass of red wine in hand. Joel leaned back on the sofa, straining his neck, just to watch you through the double doors that connected the kitchen to the living room. Sarah heard a song that you hummed whilst you painted her nails, she ran to see you and you picked her up and twirled her around on your hip and sang with her.
You both giggled quietly, and Joel couldn’t take his eyes off you.
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‘Are you and Daddy having a sleepover tonight?’Sarah batted her eyelashes hoping you’d say yes.
Joel nodded eagerly at you.
‘Why don’t I go home, get my stuff and then I’ll come and stay?’ you crouched down beside Sarah and negotiated.
She ran a lap round the living room , elated at the fact she would get another bed time story with you.
‘I’ll see you soon’ you planted a kiss to her forehead and then held Joel before walking back home to grab your overnight bag and your car.
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You pulled up outside and Joel ran to let you in. Sarah finished up her bath and you helped her brush her teeth. You pottered around the house tidying up after dinner, and packed Sarah’s school bag,
‘I could get used to having you around’ Joel swooned.
‘You’d get bored of me before I have the chance to unpack’ you jested.
The cogs in Joel’s head were turning as he thought of the perfect way to give you a spare key.
You read The Velveteen Rabbit to Sarah and Joel listened closely in the hallway, hidden out of view.
You tucked her up, kissed her goodnight and shut the door softly. Joel grabbed you around the waist, and pulled you into him.
‘Shall we get ready for a night of crappy TV?’ Joel began unbuttoning his shirt and lifted his faded black t shirt over his head, revealing an olive skinned stomach, chiselled down to his hips, and airbrushed in a layer of fine dark hair.
He pinned you against the banisters and pressed his lips against your neck as he carried you into his bathroom. He turned on the shower, and after bickering about the perfect temperature, Joel compromised and you had the shower how you liked it.
He lathered up his hands in your lavender shower gel, and washed every inch of your body. Intimately and delicately,placing soft kisses over your neck and chest. You wrapped your arms round him and stood under the rainfall, taking in his scent and letting the droplets fall from the bridge of his nose down your cheek.
You cupped Joel’s face in your hands, and traced his lips with your tongue. He grabbed a towel and wrapped you up in his arms.
‘Let’s get you cosy, baby’ Joel whispered in your ear, and hooked his pinky under the towel and removed it from your body. He sat on the edge of the bath drying off, as he watched you like a hawk as you rubbed in some cocoa butter.
Joel went into his bedroom and grabbed his glasses and a throw blanket, and you met him downstairs on the sofa with two mugs of chamomile tea.
You sat down with your back to the arm of the chair and your legs wide. You patted your chest as invitation for Joel to lay on you. In your usual tv watching spot, you stroked Joel’s curls as he drew circles on your thighs. His hand fell limp after 20 minutes,a sign he was deep in sleep.
With extreme caution , you slid out from under Joel and headed to bed, where you fell asleep on your own.
It was 11:16pm, and in your absence, Joel woke up in a panic. He bounded up the stairs, and rolled into bed next to you. He took you in his big arms, swept your hair off your neck and behind your shoulders, and kissed you goodnight. His arms slumped over your waist, and he set an alarm on his phone for 5am for you to get up and get ready for work in time.
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Joel’s phone flashed and buzzed with your morning alarm, as you slouched across him to turn it off.
You pressed the off button, and his lockscreen lit up. In front of the photo of him& Sarah, you noticed a notification that made your heart stop beating.
Mia:
‘Everything’s all sorted for my visit this weekend, we still on? Missing you🫶🏼
It must have been record timing between you reading that message and doing your hair and makeup and leaving for work, just to get out that house. Before you went,you checked on Sarah, ran down to make her lunch, making sure Joel realised that there was only lunch for one and you were long gone.
You signed a post it and left it on the fridge
‘Enjoy your lunch princess, and have a good day. Love you❤️’
‘Joel, send my love to Mia.’
Adrenaline pumped through your blood as you pulled up to work, texting Laura to come down to the front and meet you for a coffee.
Incoming Call: Joel
Just as you expected, he would be awake and downstairs by now.
You silenced your phone, and filled Laura in on everything.
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Heyo! Really love your House Full Of Daughters AU, this AU gives me life, ngl. Last year when you were still posting ‘The Golds’ my little butt was always happy to see my notification button go off whenever you published a new chapter. There is more I would like to say, but I would probably be going off on a tangent, so have a piece of fanart instead! Hope you like it :), I decided to draw Lucera since she’s my favorite (and I already kind of have a bias for Lucerys already). Can’t wait for your other stuff, and your future chapters for ‘Compromise and being Compromised’ (always gets a laugh out of me at least at one point from each chapter). All in all I really did enjoy making this piece of fanart based off your fics, I may even try to draw the rest of the Velaryon girls at a later point in time! Take care of yourself, and good luck with the rest of your writing!
On a side note: WTH Aemond, go get your girl! Someone’s gonna have to teach this boy how to rizz, cause lord knows he needs it (Poor Aegon, he really did try, but what can you do with someone who lacks that much charisma. Oh well, maybe Daemon may give him some pointers (mostly likely not gonna happen, but that boy seriously need some help or backup) who knows weirder things have happened 🤷♂️).
Oh my god I love this. 😭😍😭😍😭😍 It’s so beautiful, and I love all the little details you put in! I think that’s a little brooch of Arrax’s head at her bodice? And are those oranges for her perfume/Laenor???
Ahhhhhhh! I am swooning.
^me at my screen
HOTD/ASOIAF is usually serious media, but I love dramedy so I like to inject some laughs here and there. Aemond takes himself very seriously so it can be hard with him, compared to Aegon who’s a natural jester, but I’m glad that I managed to imbue some levity into Compromise!
Luce takes herself way less seriously, so it’s easier for her to laugh at stuff. 💁🏻♀️
Ahaha before I started writing Daemon’s Handbook, one of the premises I considered was Daemon helping the Targbros romance the Velargirls. Then I remembered he hates the Greens so he would never. But it’s fun to imagine. 🤗
#my writing#ask me anything#compromise and being compromised#female lucerys velaryon#created by reader#fanart
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could you do obey me boys with a professional volleyball player mc? 💁🏻♀️ like they enter at RAD's volleyball team and are absolutely SLAYING or smth like that! i also imagine mc having a very fit body and getting home late bc of the training
Professional Sports Player Mc
I made it a bit more general, changing volleyball to sports because really these hcs could be read with volleyball in mind or another sport entirely. I hope that's ok!
Since you didn't specify, I just went with the brothers for this
Gn! Mc (you/yours)
Lucifer
Lucifer admires the discipline and strength it takes to professionally do sports and honestly, he finds it attractive too
Definitely tries to take the time to go to any matches you have to support you and to watch you in your element
If he sees you winning - against Demons no less - he's so incredibly proud of you and wants everyone to know
Sort of looks like a proud father standing next to you but the way he looks at you reveals his adoration for you very clearly
Makes you lunches to take with you when you train, making sure they are balanced and contain enough protein and fiber to aid you
The only downside he sees is that he has so little time with you. When you come home late, you're very exhausted from your day after all and he's already a busy man himself, so it's quite difficult to get some quality time together
Just means you both need to make a bit more of an effort!
Mammon
Mammon has always been your hype man no. 1 and it's no different in this case
Making you lunches just means peanut butter sandwiches but if you like that (and aren't allergic to peanuts), it's still nice!
He's there for every match you have and watches your training sometimes too if you're ok with it - if not, he wants to pick you up at least though
When you win, Mammon is so loud but his cheers are really cute so you know... He wants you to run into his arms so he can spin you around, please
Shows people videos and pictures of you from one of your matches and gets mad if the person watching it doesn't find you as amazing as Mammon himself does
(they also shouldn't find you too amazing though because then he'll tell them how way out of your league they are and how the Great Mammon is by your side and nobody else-)
Having you coming home late is torture for Mammon but he's either distracting himself by doing things he shouldn't (gambling, scamming, stealing from his brothers, etc) or he's finding ways to be in your presence anyway - aka watch you when you train
Leviathan
He's the very best stan, thank you very much!
For you, he even braves going into the hell that is sports obsessed normies to watch your matches
Cheering you on is an art form and Leviathan has perfected it. He wears your or your teams colors, has your name written on his face, has a chant, a sign, a- you know the drill
Makes you the cutest bento lunches with encouraging notes and a lot of love in them
He gets so insecure and thus jealous of anyone trying to get close, especially if they're not just a fan but someone who plays the same sport as you. "What if having the same passion makes you like them better than some shut in weirdo like him?" his brain tries to tell him
Levi idealises you a bit too much but we knew that already. It's just maybe a bit more obvious that you're basically one of his idols that he actually gets close enough to to touch
Having you come home late sometimes makes his thoughts run wild, even if he knows you have training that day - he just can't help it but distracting himself until you come home works most of the time when he isn't so immersed in his game or show that he forgets the time anyway
Satan
Sports aren't really his thing but... You're doing it, so it's still interesting to him
Wants to know everything about your sport and even tries to give you advice. You may have to stop him right there because you are a professional... Unless maybe he does actually have one or two good points. Maybe he'd be worth listening to at least?
Second place for cute lunches, usually cat themed in some way but definitely nutritious too! He wants to aid you where he can
Of course he's there for your matches, how could he not? His cheers are a bit more quiet but he won't let you question how much he supports you and your passion
Seeing you happy and panting from exertion does something to him, to his heart. It takes him a while to realise that it's love for you that he feels
The fact that you come home late makes him sad sometimes but he knows that your training is important and he tries to suggest some things to do together that don't take a lot of energy - like reading aloud for you to listen to while you lay your head on his lap
Asmodeus
Asmodeus loves how fit you are because of your profession and he makes it abundantly clear as well
Next to outright telling you how hot he finds it how passionate you are, the way he takes the time out of his day to watch you practice (if you allow it) says lore than enough
Your teammates tease you about how obviously interested Asmodeus is in you, though there are also those that are jealous of you... Oh well
Asmo likes to doll himself up in a cheerleader outfit and do a little dance to cheer you on in matches. While he does take away a lot of attention from the actual game, he is very cute
Don't let him make lunches for you. The demon manages to blow the kitchen up trying to make bread, who knows what will happen if he tries to make you a lunch box?
In days when he can't watch you train or if you don't let him, Asmo has no qualms letting you know how lonely he was without you. Clinging to you and whining and telling you that you have to make it up to him
He's pretty easy to appease though, so it's not too bad
Beelzebub
Beelzebub is so happy to have someone else there who also loves to do sports. You may not do the same sport but you can still train your bodies together, if you want to
Going to the gym with Beel is nice, all in all. You get a nice view if you're into that and Beel will help you if you've never been to the gym before
Even if you have, you can still help each other, correct the other's form or spot each other
He will make sure to attend each and every one of your matches and is right there when you cheer because you won or need some comfort because you lost. Beel also asks you to come watch his matches as well
Beel is an amazing cook, so lunches from him are very nice... If he manages to make one, that is. Either way he wants to eat together with you
Having you come home late can make Beel upset sometimes because he misses your company but he's pretty good at keeping himself busy until you're back. If he's a bit more clingy than usual...well, who's gonna complain?
Belphegor
You do a sport? What, professionally even? Damn, he could never
But we knew that already. Belphie yawns at the mere mention of such physical activity and he admires the way you and Beel do so much of it and enjoy it too
Sure he will come to your matches too. Though he may not be able to pay attention the whole time, he still makes an effort to be there to show his support
More importantly, Belphie makes sure that you don't overdo it and helps you get the rest you need to start the next day fit as a daisy
When you're gone for a long time, Belphie either doesn't notice because he had been sleeping or he wakes up and notices and then he gets cranky
You know how he gets... Demanding your attention and being unhappy over the fact you weren't there when he woke up. A little bit of affection and an apology is enough to make him forget his bad mood though
#obey me shall we date#mine#om! swd#race neutral mc#obey me nightbringer#gender neutral reader#obey me lucifer#fluff#gn mc#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me headcanons#Headcanon#Hc#Hcs
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So… I have been working on a tiny project…
Still working out the kinks (and fighting both my lazybones antics as well as overly critical thinking that makes me change things over and over again smh 🤦🏻♀️) but I’m going to post my babies on here because I want to share them lol
Under the cut has nothing spicy or anything but because it will be a spicy content story minors DNI!!!!! MINORS, children and anyone under the age of 18 DO NOT INTERACT. Go away! I do not want y’all here. DNI with my tumblr account and me I Repeat Do Not Interact.
Alright with that psa over 💁🏻♀️. I’ve yet to decide where I want to have this game/story published. I originally had the Dorian app set up but idk I’m starting to think maybe making it on ren’py buuuuut I can’t code to save my life so this may take a lot longer.
Also might redesign all the characters again too maybe simplify my art.
Anyway below the cut is the cast of
Creeping 👀 Crushes
A story about a tired cfo who retires early to move out into the woods and pursue their spooky podcast dreams.
They were over telling other peoples creepy encounters with the occult and paranormal. So they decided to move out into the woods known for being the most haunted forest in the world. Ferrymen Forest. After an incident with your now ex.
Your colleague and new cfo best friend try’s their best to change your mind even while you’re getting into your truck. But you’ve made up your spooky lovin mind and are ready to move out of Fenzal City!
Your forest cottage is beautiful your bestest boy pupper named Goose happy to be with you.
Your first night in your new home goes without a hitch. As you walk around your new property and let Goose go potty. Your ex texts you wondering where you went. They then call you to berate you over your “lame podcast” telling you you’re crazy. But you’ve saved money and have everything planned out your selling merch and your podcast already has a large following plus retirement check is a bonus. Your set and he down need to worry and should really stop you warn about blocking him again. 
Your ex still upset & trying to convince you to go back to the city saying you can move in with him 🤮 you laugh and tell em to fuck off and NO!
Hell no! he cheated and made a fool out of you. At a work event. Getting caught sucking face in a photo both during your most important speech of your career really hit the sharpest nail into the coffin that is your relationship. You’ve had your suspicions about them. That night through the tears you looked at your savings and there was far more than you had planned. Plus early retirement and your podcast. It was time to do what you truly wanted!
As you yell into your cellphone at the audacity of your ex. You feel eyes on you. But not just one but multiple glares. You can feel it in your bones. You hang up on him, they try to keep calling you back. You got the silent button.
You call for Goose, but he doesn’t respond. You hear leaves rustling and you turn. A forest ranger pops out of the woods. Goose trailing behind them. To your relief but you still feel the eyes they’re less intense now. But still…
The ranger apologizes for scaring you but warns about Goose running around, should still leash him just in case.
You apologize back and say he usually doesn’t run off like that. Something must have really caught his attention
They cut you off their face serious.
“Honestly I don’t think you should live out here by yourself. There are strange things out here. You should go back.” Your taken aback, they’re tone isn’t like it was two minutes ago. And now you feel scared.
Duhn duhn duhhhn!
These two are the mcs, you have your masculine and feminine mc. I plan to make more options with two more skin tones and a non binary option too they’re in the works but these two are fleshed out. 💕
On to the fun part the LI 😈hehehehe
Meet Chuy, a Jersey devil 👹they/them
Meet Zilar (pronounced z•eye-lar) Alien👽 he/they
Meet Atlus, Moth man 🧚🏿 he/him
Lastly meet Emrik, forest spirit/Leshen 🦌 he/him
#original character#inkiiart#🧚🏿atlus#🦌emrik#👹chuy#👽zilar#CreepingCrushes👀#original art#character design#illustration#illustrators on tumblr#oc artwork#my artwork#digital art#digital illustration
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I may be the minority here but i dont think reader should hook up with anyone other than those shes already done stuff with. Thats what got her in trouble in the first place. Have we not learned our lesson? Or are we just thirst and desperate for high lord daddy 🍆?
🤣🤣
Thirsty and desperate you say? Ok got it. Lol.
I can assure you she won’t actually fuck him but our girl is on a mission and playing games and we can make a man go to his knees while she does 💁🏻♀️💅🏻
(But yes, very thirsty and very desperate) 😩
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Fluff anon, here. Yay, I’m happy to be your first anon! I can’t tell you how happy and grateful I am that you’re not going to do smut or angst. I’ve had to unfollow some authors because they started out doing the fluffy fluff with maybe a pinch of spice (I’m not adverse to some spice), but then went down the smut hole or started doing super angsty angst that was frankly triggering on so manly levels. That can be other people’s bag of yippee, but it’s definitely not mine.
The fact that you write for ATEEZ, Seventeen, and Enhyphen makes me so giddy with happiness, I can’t control my giggles. Please keep doing what you’re doing (at your own pace, of course), and I hope you have a fantabulous day/night!
~ 🧸
“Yes! OMGoodness, YES!!! Please, please, please write for Stray Kids!!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼”
First of all I love the teddy emoji 🧸 so cute!!! 🥺 welcome Teddy!!! 💕
Same here, I really hate sad stuff unless it has an ok ending but to me I’m already very emotional & I don’t understand wanting to feel a negative emotion on purpose!!! Fiction is an escape from life’s BS not more heartbreak 💀😂 I don’t want to get rejected/dumped/worse in fic like I’ve experienced those things enough irl & moved past it 💁🏻♀️
& I’m picky about smut/not into a lot of tumblr’s kinks/a whole v card so I get that on the hardcore smut too! I’ve read some but quite a bit of it makes me uncomfortable & I don’t know how to write it 😅 I’ll only go for very suggestive here, like I have one coming up that involves that but doesn’t describe it & that’s enough for me lmao. Use you’re imagination y’all you get to do whatever you want before my writing takes over😂 there’s definitely some smut pieces on here I’ve really enjoyed, so no shade to those writers but it’s like the angst, just not my specialty! Plus in one of my biggest fandoms my bias is by far the least smutted so it’s hard to even find good works for him not me admitting I try
It makes me so happy to hear that things I make are making others happy too 🥰 it’s motivating to keep going & make more things that hopefully you’ll love!!! I got a couple takers on the Stray Kids works, so that’ll make its way into my drafts soon! Since I have a buffer, it may be in a while, but it’s just good to know some of y’all wanna read it! I love them hehe & have for a few years now!
Oh btw Teddy, who are your biases from each group if you have any? 😉
#ateez#ateez imagines#seventeen#seventeen imagines#stray kids#stray kids imagines#enhypen#enhypen imagines#ask#anon#🧸 anon#yay my first emoji friend 🥳🥳🥳🥰🥰🥰
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𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚, 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐡𝐰𝐚, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐡𝐮𝐚
I may of may not have said this before but yes I read manga, manhwa, and manhua
cw. Long post ahead‼️
And yes those 3 are different but manga is most known..... I mostly read manhwa due to there's so many manhwas in the site i read💁🏻♀️
do I read manga?
Ah, well sometimes I do. If I'm eager to find something out about a certain anime, I occasionally pop up into reading its manga
what's a manhwa?
Essentially, it is a manga but it's korean....... I actually prefer manhwa cuz it's a more basic format like the panels are simple rather than the manga ones which are complex panels.
what's a manhua?
It's the same. I don't remember anymore what manhua have I read but it's mostly the same format as a manhwa but manhua is chinese.
What do I read?
I read BL. And no, I'm not like a BL crazy fan as you might think and no I don't go around telling people I read that and no I don't try to talk about it unless brought up to. I actually enjoy reading cuz it expands my vocabulary at most :]]
Why do I read BL?
For fun, mostly, I learn about complex tropes through reading and having a visual representation of what I'm reading. Mostly the BLs I read are really the same but still, they may have a twist💁🏻♀️ it really just depends on the author
Who is my favorite Author?
Brothers Without A Tomorrow!!!! LIKE DANG BROOOOOOOOO I love their manhwas so much and their stories omg. I've read like 7 of their published manhwas and there's still a few which is on-going. My favorite manhwa of theirs is Miscreants And Mayhem cuz I like Pil-gyun hehe (*≧ω≦)
Do I have an all time fav manhwa?
Not really but Miscreants And Mayhem is really what I look forward to into updates hauahauhauahauau
What's my first ever manhwa?
HAHAUAH BJ Alex actually.. uhm☺️
What's the first Manga have I read?
Uhhh, Attack On Titan. Cuz when I heard the manga of it was finished, I instantly when to read it. So like the finished anime really just took a small toll on me.
What's my reason for telling you all this?
I mean it wouldn't hurt to tell everyone has different interests in their life and I'm merely just sharing what I read. There's a lot more to my interests than just these lol XD
Does ARTSTYLE MATTER?!
YES IT DOES‼️ (for me)
𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 9, 2024
© 𝐟𝐮𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐫𝐢 only on TUMBLR
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