#i made this really fast now i'm going to bed idk why i did this

[iqxatlantic]

chat hear me out incubus Ness x fem reader….

INCUBUS NESSSS i'm going feral omg!

"be each other's company"

ft. alexis ness . incubus! ness . ooc! ness ? . fem! reader . lonely ahh reader . disrespected! reader . somnophilia . dub-con/non-con . marking woooh... . smut . tittiesss (idk i feel like ness a boob boy even tho hed adore ur whole body heaven n back) . unreliable narrator

cw: somnophilia + dub-con/non-con

wc: 1.2k

despite having many friends or zero friends — you've always felt lonely. you never understood why. there were people there for you occasionally or always. you were just constantly lonely.

you broke up with your ex because you felt like they didn't care even with the fact that they did care. sex fucking sucked cause they just did it to their own pleasure. comfort and words of affirmation just wasn't enough.

you were fast asleep after bawling your eyes out. your shirt was slightly riden up, exposing your stomach. your blanket was lazily draped to cover a portion of your thighs.

"what a sight," ness thought. his lips formed a small smile. ness always saw faces of sadness or loneliness as intriguing. you had that. perfect body, perfect face, perfect emotions. that's silly. everyone has emotions. why is it that ness especially felt a bond with you the most.?

he approached your bed silently. admiring you for a moment. holy shit. you were (and are dont forget that >:c) breathtaking. he brought his calloused fingertips and traced it along the hem of your panties. his other hand swiftly tossed the blanket.

he smiled softly. your shallow breathing made him happy for some reason. he gently positioned himself in front of your pussy. lifting your body from the bed, he set a small kiss on your clothed cunt. he set you back into your mattress. the material sinking slightly due to both of your weight.

ness reluctantly moves your shirt above your chest. admiring the two soft mounds of flesh in front of him. it was a whole feast for his eyes! <3 shifting himself, he got a lil' lower and began suckling on your sensitive tits :c

luckily, ness isn't an asshole. hes a nice boy. well — he isn't the nicest. he bit on your nipple while fondling your other breast with his free hand! his calloused fingers had such a contrast in comparison to your soft skin. he bit a little hard there's oughta be marks left after. maybe that's what he wants.

ness knew you'd wake up sooner or later. did he really care? no. not at the moment. he was too engaged in covering your skin with hues of blues, purples, reds, n pinks like your skin was a canvas. he sunk his teeth into your collarbone. he bit hard enough to draw a little blood but, not hard enough to wake you up.

focusing on your tits again he played with them like no tomorrow! flicking your nipples with his tongue, sucking on them, pinching them, fondling your boobs... he did everything! he peeled himself off one of your breasts with a lewd pop noise. he admired the work of art.

your boobs got a little bigger! :D (yea no shit he was sucking on them and playing w them like the world itself would end) ness's fingers wasted no time sliding your panties off.

whilst sliding down your panties, his purple eyes widened a lil at the wet spot. you were just as aroused as he was! you shifted slightly in your slumber, your legs spread a little wider now.

"scheiße, prinzessin, do you want this more than me..?" the magician mumbled. he aligned your slit with his blushed tip. at the moment you woke up. your eyes were almost as puffy as your pussy lips :3

you finally caught up to what was going on with that big tip already stretching you open! before you could panic and bitchslap him, he smiled at yu warmly. "what's your name, meine schönste?"

"[first name].." you mumbled out. ness smiled. "pretty name for a pretty girl." you were in awe at his toned physique. so much in awe you almost disregarded those incubus features. eh who cared right? he's cute... and you were lonely anyways.

he slid his cock into you in such a gentle way. "y'know, [name]. you were so wet i didn't even need to give you foreplay!" ness giggled. you were a little embarrassed. "whats your name..?" you asked softly.

his pace was so slow it was killing you. but oh he was so sweet with his movements. despite being slow, the thrusts were DEEP. ness is so gentle with your body. treating you like porcelain. you shut your eyes as you scratched at his back. mewling for him to be a little faster.

ness would always set painfully slow paces. he'd never want to hurt such a doll. but something in him faltered. he wanted to please you. going rough is what you wanted right? will you be less lonely if he abided to your request?

he snapped, the same way his hips snapped into yours aggressively. he didn't know why. the pace got faster and faster, the room got tighter. the tension... everything.

"a-alexis... oh scheiße.. i'm sorry for swearing — alexis ness.. that's my name." he moaned out. he was fucking your frail figure so rough you almost forgot how about how he had such a nice demeanor.

you couldn't understand why ness was so nice. but, then again you understood. you knew ness was lonely as well. his hands intertwined with yours. all 27 of the bones in your hands had for some reason missed his.

why? you didn't know the man whatsoever. never met him once in your life. how come you just had this weird click with him.? who gafs, for once you were being respected while getting fucked. his thrusts was so violent but oh so loving!

"alexis!" you cried out. his thrusts got sloppier n sloppier. your eyes rolled back as you felt yourself close to finishing. your walls clenched tighter against his dick, the knot in your stomach loosened as you came all over his dick.

even though he hated t' do so, he silenced your sweet noises by giving you a passionate kiss. he pulled away from your pleasant lips. he admired your gorgeous fucked-out face.

"you're so pretty." he began tearing up. he also didn't know why. he buried his face into the crook of your neck. he pulled out and came undone on your stomach. he felt sinful despite being a sin. his warm seed was sliding from your stomach onto your sheets, soiling them :c

he scooped a bit of his semen onto his fingers and parted your lips with his free hand. ness softly shoved his fingers into your mouth. you licked it clean, savouring the taste of his slightly sweet n salty cum.

you looked at him with big doe eyes, beads of tears fighting to leak out. ness felt his now soft dick harden again. you embraced him into a tight hug. "thank you alexis..." you muttered.

"[name]. you're so lovely..." the man sighed contently. "thank you." the loneliness slowly faded as you spent more time with ness. thrust after thrust after thrust. shit just got more n more steamy...

ness watched you fall asleep. he was so happy. so fuckin' happy. he had never connected more emotionally with someone... he had this radiant smile on as he pressed a soft kiss on your lips and forehead. shit. he knew he loved you. he pressed one last kiss on your chest before he left.

you woke up — confused. you had no memory of what happened last night. the hell? why are there so many bruising and markings..? one thing you remembered was a gorgeous man.. purple eyes... light brown hair that turns purple towards the edges... fuck!

that loneliness washed over you again. nightfall came once again, so did you and ness. you both easily forgot about the negative feelings and the solitude you two had. :3

— ©iqxatlantic / isaisliterallyhim, 2025

a/n: FAWKKK NESS i love love lOVEEEE ness!! this ended up being more emotional.. srry for the booty english n plot i kinda j lost mtivation half way again </3 hopefully u enjoyed !! ness is so cute i see myself in him :c like in him hehe... but also in him ! TT no proofreading at all i j pulled this out my ahh idk how to write smut but its so fun to write </3 tjhis was unironically rly hard to write omfg but it was for NESS and my pookie hehe my grades r so cooked

[sapphicmsmarvel]

Azriel: put that thing back where it came from or so help me!

Smutty. sweet. kinda crack? idk y/n deals with this shit in a joking way bc she might have a breakdown otherwise. 

notes: i’m going to use the modern terms for sex toys. It’s just easier than finding some woohoo fantasy term for it. 

Also, i am not at all experienced in this department so sorry if it aint good. i’m going off gut feelings here folks.  Again, im sorry if this is poorly written smut 😭 however i really like this one!!

kinks: sex toys, masturbation, virginity/slight innocence kink, oral (coochie receiving is what is described) (penis receiving mentioned), fingering, panty-sniffing, probably incorrect knowledge about sex bc i am inexperienced lmfao (I sold dildos for three years tho so that shit i know about) 

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The talk. 

You were apprehensive about having Azriels dick inside of you. Which he understood. 

He knew you didn’t even like penetration from toys. 

The first time you two had a conversation about sex you made a joke to him that you were “broken” which he did not like. 

“Why would you say that, love?” He asked next to you on your couch. 

“I’m not a fan of things going inside of me. I can give you a mean blowjob though.” You winked. Trying to play off your insecurity. 

He sat up straighter. “Why would I call you broken for that?” 

You shrugged. “Others have. I just get ahead of it now. I’d understand if-“

“No.” He said passionately. “No. This doesn’t change anything.”

You cocked your head, your heart beating too fast in your ears. He continued. “The only people who call you that, are people who have no idea how to pleasure a woman in general. Without their cock or with.” He hissed.  

If anything, he was most excited to eat you out. But if you didn’t want it, you didn’t want it. 

“Even if you didn’t want to kiss me. I wouldn’t leave.” He shook his head, as if the idea of him leaving you was foolish to even think. It was foolish to him anyway. 

“Lucky for you I'm kinda obsessed with kissing you.” You let out a thick laugh, your sinuses already clogged from the idea of crying and holding it in. Your eyes were watery. 

Well, he knew that was true. You sometimes got cuteness aggression with him and would just squish his cheeks and give him kisses repeatedly. And also kissing whatever body part of his you could reach, his back, his thigh, one time it was his pinkie. 

He’s never been loved so openly. 

He scooched closer to you, wanting to hold you. He opened his arms and you crawled in. “Anything you give me, even your time, I am lucky.” He said kissing your forehead as one tear slipped out. “We go at your speed. You want me to eat you out tonight? Done. Suck your tits? Done. Just kiss? Easy. Just hold hands? Perfect.” 

“So if I said I wanted to play with your ass, you’d say yes?” You asked from his chest. 

“…That one you might have to give me time for.” He admitted, sheepishly. You laughed, the sound alone making Azriel smile. 

“We go at your speed, baby. All that matters to me is that I make you happy.”

“The happiest.” You sniffed and burrowed your way into Azriels chest. You didn’t really want him to see you cry but, you trusted him enough to be near you anyway when you cried. 

He kissed the top of your head. In response you kissed his pec through his shirt. 

Anything you wanted you got. 

Master in pussy-eating and fingering. 

After that, you felt more comfortable. You never felt uncomfortable, but you were scared to tell Az about your dislike for penetration. But, he took it easier than any other partner you had. 

Of course he did, the man acted like he was written by a woman. (wink) 

But this meant you had to ask every time you wanted something sexual. You had been having fantasies lately. You wanted him to eat you out. Bad. 

“Hey Azzie.” You said sweetly from the top of your bed, he was at the end of your bed putting his book back in his bag. 

He turned and rolled his eyes, “what?” He asked, smiling. Wondering what food you were about to beg him to make you. 

“I kinda want you to do something for me.” You wiggled your legs. 

He snorted. “No kidding.” 

“I think you’ll like my idea.” 

“If it’s not us canceling dinner with Rhys and Fey tomorrow night to stay in and snuggle then I probably won’t.” He crawled over to you and over you. 

“Mmmm I don’t know about that.” You drawled.

He leaned over you, your noses just barely touching. “What is it, Y/N?” 

You tried not to let the blush on your cheeks deter you from asking, from being bold and asking him for something that he already told you he’d be down for. 

You sighed, slowly hyping yourself up. “I want you to eat me out.” 

A grin slowly spread across his face. “That is what you were delaying asking me?” 

You whined. “It’s hard to ask for things.” 

“Why?“You want me to do it now?” He asked, “I absolutely will do that but I want you sure.” 

You nodded, “but…”

“But…?” He prompted. 

“I didn’t wax.” You played with the sleeves of the shirt you were wearing, which was Azriel’s. 

He let out an uncharacteristic snort. “I don’t care about that. It’s freaky when a pussy is bald.” 

You were no delicate flower, but hearing those words come out of Azriel’s mouth, it was…hot. 

So fucking hot. 

He grinned like he knew where your mind went. “You like dirty talk?” 

“Mhm.” You tried to hide away from his gaze. 

“Oh no.” he fully smiled, cheeky dimples on full display, “I think my sweetheart loves it.” He leaned forward and kissed your cheek. His stubble slightly rubbing against your soft face. 

My sweetheart. 

“Our safe word is ‘red’ okay?” 

You had never even thought about a safe word, but your chest warmed at his awareness. “Okay.” 

He gave you a searing kiss which had you sighing contentedly, 

He pulled away from you and stood up, you made a cry of indignation that quickly turned to a noise of confusion as he grabbed your legs and pulled you to the end of the bed quickly. Your feet were touching the floor, but your back was flat on the bed. 

“Pass me a pillow, love.” 

You handed him a fluffy one and he put it on the floor. Your face burned as he kneeled on the pillow, you wanted to tease him for being an old man, but he caught your teasing eye and went, “I’m about to eat your pussy like a God, I deserve a throne.” 

“So what does that make me?” You whispered. 

“My alter.” His fingers hooked under the waistband of your leggings, pulling them down your soft legs that he wanted wrapped around his hips while his cock bruised your cervix. 

Only when you asked for it rough after he fucked you slowly with his tongue. 

Your leggings got stuck around your ankles, while he focused on taking them off your ankles, but kept your fuzzy socks on because he knew your feet get cold easily (he had them pressed up against his warm legs enough to be scarred from them), he pressed soft kisses into your calf. 

He kissed his way up your thighs, you had lost count of how many times his lips seared your skin, he brushed over your mound. His lips brushing over you, skin tingling and your pussy aching for more. 

You whined as he hooked his fingers underneath your panties and brought them down your legs. As he held the rumpled pair in his hand he was staring at your glistening folds. 

You were about to close your legs, feeling embarrassed, but he took your soaked panties and sniffed them. Hard. 

His eyes rolled back into his head and he shoved them into his pocket. 

“Sorry love, I’ve just been dreaming about this.” 

“Sorry.” You felt a tad guilty you made him wait. You could feel your blush everywhere. You didn’t even know if your legs could blush but they felt like they were. 

In response, he slapped your cunt. You jumped and squeaked. “No apologies.” He scolded. “Or else, I’ll punish you with those slaps.” You bit your lip, “I mean I don’t know if that was supposed to be punishing or not.” You muttered. 

He grinned like the devil, the devil on his knees before his angel. 

The slap had sent a delicious feeling across your entire body. You wanted him to smack your pussy till it was red and throbbing. 

He spread your lips and blew gently on your clit, causing your legs to twitch. He leaned in and did a gentle swipe up your inner labia and ended at your clit. He sucked the nub into his mouth, his lips capturing it. 

You let out a loud moan. “Fuck.” You whimpered, you had never had anybody there. 

“You’re so responsive.” He pulled away and wiped his thumb over your clit. The roughness causing you to jerk. 

“Nobody’s ever been down there.” Your voice was incredibly breathy. 

“Seriously?” 

Your head shot up. “Well usually, when I'd tell someone they couldn’t shove their dick in my vagina, they lost interest.” You snapped. You just wanted his mouth back where it belonged. 

“So mouthy.”

“Yeah, put yours to good use, why don’t you.” You tilted your shin up. 

He slapped your pussy again. You moaned. 

“Such a fucking brat. Can’t wait to see more of that side of you.” 

Then he started french kissing your pussy. 

Sloppy. Fast. Intense. But you never wanted the ecstasy to end. You threw your head back, lost in the sensation and let out a loud guttural moan. Your sound caused him to give a hum of approval which spurred your orgasm quicker than you expected. 

“Oh God, I'm there.” Was the only warning he had as your muscle gushed and spasmed around his tongue. 

After he efficiently cleaned your orgasm up, he groaned in ecstasy. “You taste so fucking good. Better than my dreams.”

You caught your breath, your belly moving up and down as your muscles stopped constricting. 

“Can you…” You panted. 

“Can I do what, princess?” He mumbled as he kissed your mound, which made your body twitch because of the oversensitivity. No part of your skin went untouched. 

“Can you fuck me with your fingers please?” 

His head shot up, “are you sure?” He dragged his fingers between your folds. You twitched again at the oversensitivity. “You’re pretty sensitive.” 

“It feels good.” You whined. You’d be embarrassed about it later even though Azriels cock hardens even more at each sound. 

He massaged your folds, “You tell me when to stop.” You nodded. “Please Az.” 

He ever so gently prodded your puffy hole, then gently, as gently as possible, he inserted a finger. 

The stretch of his finger was a delicious type of pain. You compared it to piercings. It excites you. Then you felt relief that you liked his finger. 

Maybe you’d like his dick. But go slowly, he always encouraged that because if you jumped in and didn’t like something, that brought fear back. 

He fingered you slowly, allowing you to control the speed with the way you grinded into his hand. Your moans loud. Your cunt squeezing his fingers in a way that had him wanting to stuff his cock into your cunt, but he wasn’t going to until you were positive that was what you wanted. 

He was enamored by the way your cunt sucked his fingers in greedily. 

You felt a foreign feeling in your belly. Like an orgasm just more intense. This orgasm came without warning and you didn’t want it to end. 

“You can have orgasms back to back.” Was the sentence that knocked you out of your stupor. 

“What.” Your brain was fuzzy. But delightfully warm, fuzzy and cozy. 

“You, my love, are able to have multiple orgasms in a short amount of time.” 

“Good to know.” Was all you said as you fully allowed your body to melt into the mattress. 

Fuck me. 

Since then, you had been asking Azriel to eat you out constantly. Almost every day. You gave him that mind-blowing head you told him about. 

You two have found that toys are a good stimulus for non-penetrative sex. You jerked him off with a pocket pussy from behind him. Dirty talking in his ear. 

However now, you wanted him to fuck you so hard. 

Six months since you two talked about your comfort levels and you were starting to go a little crazy. You hear so many stories about girls being fucked so hard and so good, you’ve been dying for it even. 

“Baby I want your dick inside me.” You said from the bedroom. 

“Question, do you get off on asking me this shit out of the blue?” He walked out from the hallway. 

You shrugged, “you made this a safe space, it’s your fault.” 

He snorted. “Are you being serious?” 

You nodded, “I wouldn't joke about this.” 

He smiled softly, he walked up to you and put his hands on your hips. “Are you sure?”

“Yes.” You exclaimed with no hesitation. 

“Baby, I really want you to think-“

“Oh my Gods yes! I want your massive dick inside me!” You pouted. 

His lips twitched at your phrasing. He loved you so dearly. “Okay.” He reassured. 

He smiled sweetly, “Now?” He didn’t want to admit how eager he was. 

You looked surprised. “Now?” 

He shrugged, “if you want. Or we can wait until later. Give me like an hour to get food and flowers?”

You waved him off, “I don’t need all that. I just…”

“What, baby?” He stroked your hip. “Nothin I haven’t seen before.” 

“I haven't waxed.” You murmured. 

“What did I tell you before?” He smiled, reassuringly. 

“That you didn’t care.” You mumbled. “And I stand by it.” 

“I trimmed at least.” You let out an insecure chuckle. 

“I wouldn’t care if you didn’t.” He pulled you into him, his hands sneaking down to your ass and squeezing you to him. He kissed your neck, causing you to gasp. He pushed you against the edge of your bed, pushing you down into the fluffy comforter and crawling over you. He kissed down the cleavage of your tank top. 

He tugged at the bottom of it, “can I take this off?” 

“Please.” You whined. You lifted your back and arms and he shucked the shirt and bra off. 

He palmed your breasts, his skin rough against your soft peaks. He tweaked your nipples between his fingers and you whined again as sparks shot straight to your clit. 

He sucked a nipple into his mouth, your back shot off the bed, “and why haven’t we done that before?” You groaned. 

He popped your tit out of his mouth. “Oh you have no idea about the things we haven’t done yet. And what pleasure I can bring you.” 

Your skin tingled at the promise and arousing threat in his voice.  

As he continued to make love to your tits, he was taking off your pajama pants and underwear. His fingers swiped through your folds, spreading your slickness across your skin and slowly massaging you to warm you up. 

“Please, I need you.” You begged. 

“Baby, I haven’t prepped you.” He came off your chest and began kissing down your stomach.

“I don’t care.” You whined some more. “I just want you inside me please.” 

He took his gray sweats off, causing you to see the beast in his pants bob around. 

You swallowed at the sheer size of him. Obviously, you knew what his dick looked like as you’ve sucked his soul out before. However, right now you were thinking about how that massive thing is going to fit inside you. 

You allowed a moment of mourning for your cunt. 

Oh girl, I’m praying for you. 

You were eager for him to fuck you but also kind of nervous. He saw the look of anxiety on your face, “hey, we stop whenever you want. We can stop right now.” 

You swallowed. “Okay.” 

“What’s the safe word baby?” 

“Red.” You said. 

“Good girl.” He rasped. 

Your mouth was watering, you didn’t know your mouth could water over a penis but goddamn Azriel was made from gods personal clay, into the perfect man in front of you. 

He lifted your legs gently, resting his knees against the end of your bed so he can thoroughly fuck you to your hearts content. 

He gently entered you, “breathe baby.” He coaxed the breaths out of you by putting his hand on your tummy, then putting yours on his to match to his breathing. 

Tears pricked your eyes as he slowly entered into your beautiful cunt. It stung, of course it did. But Gods, it was a good pain. A satisfying stretch that stung slightly. But quickly morphed into pleasure worthy of sonnets. 

“You okay?” 

You nodded as a tear went down your flushed cheeks. “It feels so good.” 

“Gods.” He croaked. “Your pussy was made for me. Fucking sculpted by the Gods, just f’me.” 

“Deeper please.” You whispered oh so sweetly. 

He croaked out a laugh. “You’re so polite. So sweet. My good girl.” He kissed your tears on your cheeks as he swiftly moved his hips, urging his cock deeper inside you, hitting spots you weren’t even aware existed. 

You moaned, not even caring about your volume. All of your senses were in overdrive. The sweat pressed between your bodies, the swell of his pecs against your tits. His pelvis sitting so snuggly, so perfectly, against your cunt.

He felt a new addiction churning inside him. The addiction to your nails scraping down his back, the addiction of his hips snapping into yours and the warmth of your walls. 

“I’m not gonna last.” You cried. His mushroom tip thrusting into your spongy g-spot. 

“Me neither baby.” He couldn’t wait to paint your walls white, he knew you were on birth control, just as he was. 

Just as your muscles contracted and spasmed around his cock, his come painted your walls white. He practically collapsed ontop of you, only his forearms keeping him from fully laying on you. 

You shook your head, “nuh uh.” 

“Wait what? Are you okay?” He sat up surprised, ready to gently pull out but didn’t want to risk hurting you. 

“I’m fine, but stop using your full strength and lay on me.” You grumbled. Sleepiness taking over. 

“Baby you have to go to the bathroom.” He suppressed a laugh, knowing it would just make you grumpier. 

“Five minutes?” You begged. 

And how could he say no to that? 

Hint: he could and would never say no to you. 

[milksuu]

RAHHH APHELIOS FANS RISE 🦅🦅🦅🦅

i need… I need him to whimper during sex… idk how… idk when… but I know he whimpers I can just feel it… do with this as u please

❥ prompt: He made a mistake. A terrible, terrible mistake. Aphelios thought since you were such a cute shorty, the bedroom would be his domain. How did he end up being bottom, pinned, with you on top!? ❥ content/warnings: nswf 18+, cute!softdom!reader, teasing, light-bondage ❥ characters/pairings: Heartsteel!aphelios / f!smol!reader (minor implied poly!sett/phel/reader)

He met you on the bustling train. Jammed packed after rush hour. An uncomfortable place to be. With no seats available, he took the reigns over head. Another stop. Another wave of bodily masses rushing in. It sent you colliding against him. He dropped his phone in the process. He wasn't too happy about that. It was too cramped for him to reach down and get it.

"I-I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry," you apologized. With your short stature, you were able to crouch and retrieve the phone. Why was he paying so much attention to your petite hands?

Nevermind. There weren't any cracks on the phone screen. That was good. He merely nodded as thanks. With each bump and sway of the tram, there you went. Like a marble in a pinball machine. With much effort on your tiptoes, he watched as you tried to reach for a free reign, but it was a long shot. It was cute...maybe in a slightly pathetic way.

Aphelios sighed. It was only a matter of time before you were underfoot of some sweaty salaryman. Time for his good deed of the day. He slipped his phone inside his pocket and encouraged you to hold onto him. Stumbling a bit, you took the invitation. You grabbed onto his shirt with both hands. Slowly, you rolled your head up. He made the mistake of looking down.

He hated to admit it, but you were too cute beyond words. The top of your head barely made it to his collarbone. Your eyes were big, soft---absolutely soul sucking. If he was back in 5th grade, to keep himself from admitting he liked them, he'd draw an insect with huge bug-eyes and point it at you.

He forced his sight elsewhere. Your work bag. Attached to one of the zippers was a handful of plushie keychains. He recognized them to be from the same crane game arcade him and Sett went to often. He was a master at those technical grabs. You were probably some casual player. Maybe you had some other guy win them for you. Probably had to spend more than he bargained for. Unimpressive. (This boy is trying real hard not to like you.)

Well, he was wrong about that. You were a professional crane game player. And managed your own business of shipping those adorable plushies overseas to customers. You even had a pretty popular stream going on Twitch showing you doing it all. (Alright, he caved).

When you two started dating, your collection of plushies rivaled Sett's anyday. When his own bed started matching his roommate's, he wasn't sure whether he should be concerned. Again, he gave up. You enjoyed gifting him plushies specifically won for him. And he enjoyed seeing you happy on his bed.

・❥・

"You're so cute like this, Phelly~"

Ah. That was it, huh? You fooled him. Utterly and completely. It should've been the other way around. With him on top, you blushing pink, and shyly asking for him to take you.

But here he was, pinned naked underneath you, mask off, and his chin tossed away. Hating how flushed his own cheeks felt. Hating how his whole body felt like it was melting from your touch. Hating that just on the other side of the room, Sett was fast sleep, back turned. For now, at least.

"Hmm? Wonder how quiet Pelly can really be," you whispered cutely, sadistically. "You wouldn't want us to be caught. Unless...you want to?"

Aphelios swallowed for a breath. Seriously. How did it end up like this? He was the one who initiated. Trying to impress you by getting out of his comfort zone and doing it while his roommate was sleeping. But this was beyond the scope of how he thought this whole thing would play out. He made a mistake. A terrible, terrible mistake.

It was made more apparent when you grabbed the long ears of a rabbit plushie, and tied his wrists securely above his head. Oh no. How did he not notice? His demise was planned from the very beginning. All these plushie's were here to lower his guard. Thinking he was safe. Thinking he had any control of the bedroom in the first place. No, these weren't just stuffed animals—these were your diabolical sex minions. And they served the most cute cruel mistress.

"I won't let you cover your mouth. No matter what. So you gotta be extra good tonight. Okay?" You positioned his tip already glistening with precum to your entrance. His breath hitched. Not a good start. You giggled softly, "I don't think Phelly's going to be good at all. Oh, well~"

You pushed your hips down slowly. Spreading around his shaft till you sat deliciously full. Oh, shit—Aphelios clenched his eyes tight. His hands fisting together till his knuckles turned white. He bit down hard on his bottom lip. He refused to let you milk any noises from him.

Suppressing your own moans, you leaned down, pressing your breasts against his chest. "So cute how quiet you're trying to be. But for how much longer, hm?"

You claimed his mouth, sucking and pulling on his lips. Sliding your tongue into his mouth, you worked yourself on his cock. Covering him with your warm fluids. His pelvis now slick and sticky between your thighs. He heavy panted between your kisses, his breaths shuddering.

At this point, he was getting closer to his edge. Not sure exactly how he'd been able to hold back for this long. He couldn't think of anything but how good your insides felt. So hot and tight.

You slipped off his head phones, abandoned his mouth, and sucked on his earlobe. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Your warm breaths and cute moans against his ear sent him spirling. He couldn't hold back anymore. He whimpered, he whined, whatever—he didn't care anymore. He just wanted to come inside you. No, that was wrong. It wasn't a want anymore. It was an unbearable need.

He bucked his hips, slapping against you over and over again. Now you both were whining and whimpering. You jolted, your walls clamping tighter, and tighter. Feeling you swell and come around him so hard, Apehlios thought he saw stars. His cock throbbed and pulsed. He muffled his fluttering cries between your shoulder and neck, pumping deeper, filling you completely up. Coming down from the high, relieved pants filled the finished after silence.

"Geez. Can't a guy get some quality sleep over here?" Sett groaned out loud, turning over. Aphelios almost launched you off the bed when he scrambled to untie himself and cover you both up. "Pfft. Chill out. Nothing I haven't seen or done before," Sett said, rolling back to face the wall. "You guys owe me. I'm keeping you both up tomorrow."

You giggled and rubbed your cheek against his arm. Aphelios groaned. Of course things had to turn out this way.

an: listen listen, yall aphelios degens i just wanna say.... *smooches* thanks for the req. anon.

[neoballsucker]

Cyber sex

Summary : after you and your roommate come back from your family's houses, you do something crazy (😵) with his brother

Pairs : childhood friend!yuta X fem!reader

Warnings : SMUT, cyber sex , masturbation, praise kink, nipple play ,fingering (kinda idk)

W.c : 0.7k

Now playing : cyber sex - doja cat

A/n : this is part of my other fic poison, you don't have to read it but read it for context , also don't ask why is it so short idk 😶

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After the summer break you go back to the dorm and shotaro is also there, you met your family and had a lot of fun with shotaro and his family in Japan as well , you and shotaro talked about the things you did with your families, you never mentioned that night at all…fortunately, you and yuta exchanged numbers and started texting more often , they both treated you very well and you're glad you did, you two called for few times, nothing much happened after that , you and yuta kept texting and you kept hanging out with shotaro , that was it , nothing more , nothing less, it was until shotaro told you his mom was sick , after all she was your childhood friend's mom and your mom's friend , you decide to check on her but you didn't have her number and you were shy to ask shotaro , so you texted yuta.

“hey yuta I heard your mom was sick”

“Can you give me her number or something?” You sent and waited for half an hour, one hour,even two hours, you decide to call him but he didn't pick up until after a while

“oh my god finally you answered my calls” you say feeling relieved

“Oh yeah sorry y/n I didn't see your messages my phone was on silent” he said , his voice was low, he was breathing heavily

“Is everything okay yuta?”

“Y-yeah y/n everything is okay…fuck” it came out more like a whisper. You stayed quiet for a while until he said “What did you w-want?” his voice was shaky

“Oh can I get your mom's number I heard she's sick..” you say quietly

“o-oh i-it's…oh fuck” you feel heat rush through your body hearing him like that

“Y-yuta…are you masturbating?” Your heart beats really fast

“Oh well you got” you can feel his smirk through the phone already, a small ‘oh’ escape your mouth

“Well I guess I'll call you later then” you say, it was kinda embarrassing for you.

“No,no you don't have to”

“You can send me your mom's number later or over a tex-”

“I wish your pretty mouth was wrapped around me” he sighs deeply, you wanted to hang up before you get turned on even more

“Wish I could fuck your pretty face” you felt your face getting red from his words and you felt wet already, the way he talks his voice was low , deep and kinda shaky it reminded you of when you were having sex back then. You couldn't handle it anymore and started taking off your shorts and panties, he knew what you were doing very well.

“touch yourself”

“Wh-what?!”

“I know what're you doing y/n”

“O-okay” you were surprised as you lay on bed and start rubbing your fingers against your entrance in circular motion. Fighting the urge to moan because you were already embarrassed. You finally insert your finger inside your pussy , while your other hand is squeezing one of your nipples , holding back your moan, it was like fighting for your life at the moment.

“f-fuck baby a-add another finger for me.” He moans into the phone, you don't even know how he knew what are you doing but you just add another finger and moans into the phone, your fingers moving in and out, your hair sticking to your forehead, yuta was mumbling some words but you couldn't hear anything, squeezing your nipple even harder , causing you to moan loudly ,you can hear his heavy breath from the phone, it made you go faster trying to reach your limit and release. Your vision is getting blurry , your breath was unstable , your legs are shaking

“Y-yuta…” you say , voice shaky and high pitched a little.

“Y-yes?” His voice was low and deep.

“I-i'm about to cum.” Your fingers goes faster making you reach your limits

“M-me too baby.” He can hear you whine on the other side.

“Okay let's both cum after three, two, one” you finally release all your juices on your fingers , you can hear yuta breath heavily, cursing under his breath.

You can hear the door being unlocked, of course it's shotaro , he was looking for you until he heads to your room opening the door

“Hey y/n I got you your favorite- what the fuck ?!” Is all he could say.

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[matchakennedy]

STRESS RELIEF || PT. 1

[this is one of my first timed writing a smut.. So please bare with me. FEEDBACK WOULD BE GREAT!]

[cw VERY soft dom? SMUT?! idk what to put but i see everyone put it.]

MINORS + AGELESS DNI

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It was late evening and Leon was just getting home from work. His hands were dirty and his clothes were full of whatever juices the Bioweapons release. Quite frankly he was a mess. Your eyes turn to him and immediately you start to worry. "Baby! Are you okay?" You ask, going over to him and placing your hands on his upper arms. You start to check him out a little more to see if any of the liquids on him were leaking from his body, but nothing.

"I'm fine." He murmurs, leaning down and planting a soft kiss upon your forehead. "I'm gonna go shower and then we can eat together. Would you mind putting my clothes in the washer?" He asks, starting to strip himself of his clothes. This was a normal occurrence, seeing him butt naked around your apartment. You give him a nod, taking his clothes and throwing them into the washer. You start the machine and continue cooking one of Leon's favourite meals. Whenever he was gone for a few days, you always spoiled him rotten. New clothes, favourite foods, massage and letting him worship your body. He loved the noises you make while the two of you were intimate. It always made him wanting more. It was getting a bit late and the potatoes were just getting soft in the water now.

Leon shows up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you against him. He burries his head into your neck and inhales your scent, something he always remembers while away for a while. "Baby.." He whispers against your neck, planting a soft kiss exactly where he knows you'll make a soft gasping noise. You did exactly that.

"I missed that pretty noise you make." Leon brings his hands down to your hips and pulls your bum against his erection. Of course a soft laugh leaves your mouth at how needy he is. "Can I..?" He asks, playing with the strings of your pyjama pants. You give him an agreeing nod which triggers Leon to turn off the stove. "C'mon." He says, picking you up without any trouble and placing you over his shoulder. You let out a gasp at how fast his movement was but there was no stopping Leon. "Leon! Shouldn't we eat first?" You ask, assuming he was hungry for food but you we're very wrong. He was fast while walking up the stairs, you were basically bouncing up and down while he walked. He brings you into your bedroom and opens the door with his foot since both his hands were supporting you. He really just wanted to keep his hands on you.

"I can't wait, I'm sorry, Baby. But please use our safe word if it gets too much, alright. I've missed you so god damn much." He drops you down onto the bed in a gentle manner and smiles down at you with the most loving eyes a man can have. He brings his hands down to your hips and holds them so gently despite how desperate he is to make you feel good. He always had to prepare and make sure you're feeling the same way— you definitely were. The heat was already rising in your skin and the tingling feeling in your below area. The picture of him down between your thighs had you going crazy. The way he absolutely devours you all while keeping eye contact every singe time, made you even more aroused. "You're so beautiful." He whispers while keeping his eyes on your face, rather than your body. He loved everything about you and his favourite thing was your face. You could be absolutely naked and he'd still appreciate your face more. The reason is all the reactions you give while he's pleasuring you.

His hands slowly snake their way up your shirt which causes you to shiver, sending a pulse down Leon's length. A soft hum leaves his mouth as he reaches your breasts, revealing that you weren't wearing a bra as he expected. You were only lounging around the house so why would you? His fingers softly press against your soft nipple, which slowly progressed on getting harder as he rubbed his thumbs against them. The soft gasps leaving your mouth and the way your body reacted to his touch, encouraged him to continue. His head dips down and catches a nipple through your shirt, sucking on it and craving for the taste of your skin but didn't want to rush into things in order to give you the best experience.

"Leon.. You can take it off." You tell him as his head perks up like a dog. He wastes no time lifting the shirt over your head and throwing it to the floor of your bedroom. His head drops once again, capturing your now bare nipple into his mouth. A groan leaves his throat as he feels the softness of your skin and the harden nipple in his mouth. The sensation made him feel like on cloud 9 and he was only at your breasts. His tongue slightly flicked against your nipple, teasing and pleasuring you all at the same time. He pulled away with a smile, moving onto your other nipple with the same idea in mind. His lips press against you, sucking against your nipple with tender care while his other hand rolled your opposite nipple between his fingers. The sounds of his grunts and the hand placement cause you to moan which pulled Leon away. He didn't wanna wait longer.

He slowly starts peppers kisses down from your chest and to your stomach. Soft noises escape your mouth and your hand finds his dirty blonde strands. A gentle groan leaves his mouth at the contact. He then gets down onto his knees for a more comfortable angle to pleasure you, growing even more impatient. He slowly removes your pyjama pants and looks up at you. His eyes are asking for consent even if he's gotten it many times. He's been waiting all week to see you, to hear you and feel you. A soft sigh leaves your mouth and you nod your head which caused a loud gasp to leave your mouth. Leon grabs hold of your thighs, pulling you close to him. "Thank you, baby. I love you so much." He murmurs, starting to plant soft kisses upon both of your thighs, leaving lovebites while being as gentle as he could be. A soft gasp escapes your lips as you feel the tip of his nose presses against your clothed clit, inhaling the scent of your arousal while wanting nothing more than to taste you.

His finger pushes aside your panties that stayed on for now. He runs his finger down your folds, making you squirm slightly. "Sorry.." He whispers while softly stroking his finger against your folds tenderly. Your body reacts to his one finger and a soft moan breaks out from your mouth. Leon leans his head down, pressing his lips against your clit. You moan at his contact, running your hand through his hair gently causing him to look up. He removes his lips while his two fingers press against your entrance. "My pretty woman.." He whispers as he slowly pushes his fingers inside, making you moan quietly. "Are you okay?" He asks as his two fingers stay knuckle deep inside you, waiting for your answer.

"Yeah. Keep going." You respond which got a nod from Leon. He slowly starts to pump his fingers in your entrance. His slow movements and the soft noises your entrance makes as his fingers move within makes you close your eyes. The soft moans escaping your mouth as he continues in a gentle manner drives Leon wild. "Leon.." You murmur out within a moan, causing Leon to freeze his movements all together.

That soft whimpering moan of his name made his length twitch. He needed to hear more. He brings his mouth down to your clit, leaving sloppy kisses all over while his fingers start to drive back into your entrance with a faster pace. This of course brought more noises from your mouth, more breathless moans of his voice. He slowly starts to grind his hips again the bed to soothe his stingingly hard length. His head lifts up to lick his lips.

"God.. You are incredible." His fingers continue their movement, "Keep saying my name.. Just like that." He says, leaning back down and continuing his sloppy kisses, devouring you as if it was his last meal. "Missed this so much." He mumbles against your folds, curling his fingers up inside you which caused you to gasp out loud. Leon looks up immediately, his eyes concerned and movements pausing.

"Don't stop.. I'm about to cum." You says, pushing back his hair and giving him a smile. His face was glistening with your arousal and his hand softly stroking your thigh while he gives you a break.

"Anything for you." He responds to you, continuing what he started. His two fingers dig deep into you as he lifts himself up to capture your lips onto his. You could taste yourself on his lips and that almost made you lose control. Your walls tighten around his two thick fingers, indicating that you're close. A grunt is heard between you're sloppy kiss and Leon pulls away roughly. "Baby.. Cum whenever you'd like.." He says, pulling his fingers out before plunging them back in. This sent you over the edge causing you to moan, releasing yourself upon his fingers. Your thighs twitch close against Leon's head, which he loved.

Leon bent down and licked up everything he possibly could, slowly bringing his hand down to his length, stroking to and preparing it for what's to come. "You did amazing, honey.. You tasted amazing as always." He whispers, leaning down to kiss your lips. "Maybe we can continue?" He asks, tilting his head like a dog with the cutest smile. You couldn't say no— not that you were going too anyways.

[chunkymamatam]

The Obey Me! stories were very entertaining 😊

If you dont mind sharing more, I would appreciate it ❤️

Of course Of course!

Again this was all really fast pace when it happened so like if it seems like so much happened at once, it did, now imagine how that shit felt when it happened.

We were at when Asmo got all pissy and defensive when him and Satan asked me who I'm making a pact with next. I was joking like "You, Asmo, obviously, cutie."

The way this man was like "Do you think I'm that stupid? None of us are as Stupid as Mammon"

I was obviously like "It was a joke."

All this man had to say was "oh"

BITCH APOLOGIZE CUZ YOU ASKED AND I MADE A JOKE WHY'D YOU ASK HOE??? This all happened before I made a pact with Levi idk if I mentioned that but yeah. Nah cuz imma be honest it scared the piss out of me to see Levi try to pounce on me because I got all the trivia questions from the anime right and he couldn't believe I wasn't cheating. The others were however giving me easy questions but that wasn't on my command lmfao

He was a pouty baby when he admitted defeat in the observatory /aff, but yeah not long after I went up into the attic I was in the kitchen and Mammon force fed me Beel's pudding. Bro tried to turn Beel on me and I literally started crying bro. This man is huge and I already have a fear of men so this was not helping bro. I also know how food aggressive he is so I dead ass thought this was it. He asks me if I ate the pudding and I threw Mammon under the bus and was like

"He forced me to take a bite. I told him to put it back."

I've never seen a man's head turn so fast. Man was gonna murder tf out of him. He threw him through the wall and shit. I had to stay in Beel's room for a while cuz that destroyed my room lmfao and pretty soon after that Luke showed up on the doorstep cuz he had a fight with Simeon probably over his prejudice against the demons but I didn't ask so eh. Me and Beel decide to hide him like a good friend and this mfer goes missing. I get there to the basement fast enough that that he's not gonna rock Luke's shit but like he's still pretty pissed so like the traumatized mediator I am, I walk over and grab the book from him and go.

"Hold on, Luke doesn't even know what this is and what it does. There's no need to be hasty, you're a very reasonable man Lucifer. Here's the grimoire back." and I almost had him calmed down enough to see reason and fucking Luke snatched the book out of my hand, I could've beat his ass myself ngl.

I forget what he said to Lucifer but it pissed him off to the point of wanting to kill him again and he threatened as much so Beel jumps in front of him and is like "No punish me instead because its my fault! I let him stay in my room."

So now Lucifer is trying to kill both of them and I tell him no. This man has the audacity to ask my suicidal ass if I wanted to die. I gave this man a look and he realized who he just asked and was like "Actually don't answer that.. One of them is dying. You're going to choose"

I was like "uhm no one is gonna die." This man starts yelling at me that I'm just a human and all this shit about how weak I am. Well, my stubbornness makes up for my lack of physical strength so fuck you lmfao. Anyway he mauled me and I woke up in Beels bed, he looked so relieved that I woke up poor man. He offered me a pact cuz he felt like he owed me and I didn't want him to feel like he was indebted to me or anything so I said yeah to it.

Then the sleep over happened. Man Asmo was wild because he one got us sucked into a labyrinth by his Ex and also he was literally trying to use his charm on me which like why tf are you looking in my eyes like that??? Its hurting autism. Anyway we almost died cuz of his bullshit. That was just the first day too. The next day this man was fucking up the scavenger hunt for the other groups and it was making me and Simeon uncomfortable and Simeon said something which probably hurt his feelings more because they used to be brothers in heaven. He ran off after bitching Simeon out and then I got sent to try and speak some reason to him.

He didn't like that either cuz he was like "You can't tell me what to do. I'm a demon this is what demons do, they ruin things and by the way I'll never make a pact with you." And while he was talking all this shit he was cornering me between the rail and himself. I was so scared he was gonna throw me over and just say I killed myself. Then he has the audacity to be like "Actually if you can get a picture of Lucifer sleeping I'll do it" And I just nod my head cuz I'm fucking terrified bro. I tell Mammon, Levi and Beel we agree to go on and try to do it cuz money, spite, fuck it? idk. but what's important is we got stuck in the dungeon again with Solomon this time. We almost get eaten but Solomon summoned Asmo and did some magic shit so Asmo could better charm this snake. We ended up getting out again but Asmo was whining about his beauty sleep the whole time /Pf. Not long after that (I think? Its been 2 years almost give me a break please sob) during the dinner ball thing that Diavolo did when Lucifer was making his way over to threaten me, I was so violently trying to avoid him. I ended up getting passed to him anyway. I wanted cry man. This man was pretty much trying to crush me against him while saying shit like "I don't know what you're planning but you need to stop before i make you."

BESTIE I HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING INTENTIONALLY PACT WISE OTHER THAN WHAT I WAS FORCED TO AND WHAT WAS NECCESSARY PACT WISE. Nah cuz I shit you not I literally never asked for a pact with any of them other than Mammon and Levi, They all came out and asked me and for one reason or another I was like "fuck it we ball." Anyway, Funny little side note, instead of packing my actually pretty dresses/outfits that were good enough for this occasion Barbatos ended up packing my sequence dress. I've asked him why he hates me on multiple occasions because of it and its our little joke now. He said "I simply did not see the other options" smh time demon, for shame /j

Solomon saved me from Lucifer and the unlocked my magic power for me to use. Well dumb dumb Mammon (/aff) got us stuck in the labyrinth AGAIN and I summoned Asmo and Asmo was like "OOOO Power GIVE. we can make a pact teehee" I'm gonna be honest I agreed to the pact because genuinely that man kinda scared me. We obviously end up getting out and that night Asmo was all up in my bed just looking me over and pointing out all of my details. He was fr even trying to look in my mouth bro ┗( T﹏T )┛

Mammon's jealous ass came in after Asmo basically illuded to trying to fuck. Then one thing lead to another and all of the brothers and Solomon ended up in the room. Someone threw the first pillow and suddenly it was an all out warzone until Lucifer and Diavolo walk in to see what the commotion was. Lucifer wanted to yell at us but Diavolo stopped him and wanted to join. It was no longer a war and just a straight up massacre after that bro.

Lucifer said "hit me if you dare" and obviously I didn't value my life because as him and Diavolo are killing everyone with their deadly ass heat targeting pillows I sneak up behind this man and smack him in the back of the head with a pillow. I shit you not the room froze and he started slow turning I SWEAR HIS EYES WERE GLOWING

I started praying and begging Simeon to help me lmfao I have never run so fast in my life. I managed to hide with Simeon under the covers. I was terrified in the best way lmfao

Okay that's all the mental energy I have for this one. Feel free to ask for more if you want lol

[coolgirl32]

It's a me Luigi- I missed requesting and missed your lovely writing (to get to the point😭) can I request like young vander x fem!reader (could be wife or gf is up to you) but like Sinner Au typo thing where his wife/gf turned into a vampire and she's basically hunting him and he just idk like he's scared finally gets to a random open house and of course vampires can't come in unless invited (thx TVD)- and reader just grips the door with both hands and just- "Why don't you come down here so I can suck your **** pretry boy" (yes it's infamous line I'd be getting on my fyp lately) and he just idk know ���

(Idk if you watched the movie but for sure did not but me having a cowboy phase last year just wanted cowboy vander✌- I'm currently drawing hin forget hw ever exists)

Let me in🦇🧛🏻‍♀️

A/n: to be honest I have not watched the movie but I can definitely think of a vampire reader and I think it would be funny also I missed your request as well and maybe I will request a western au farmhand Vander x Farmer's daughter reader with a little bit of spice in it also you can tell a guy's dick size from how big their hands are and apparently vander's dick size is very big.

It was supposed to be a lovely walk in the moonlight with you and your husband everything was supposed to be amazing but it all changed when a bat flew right towards you and bit your neck really hard of course you were in pain and Vander your loving husband took you to the infirmary of course the doctor said you'd be fine in a few days a few days went by and you still feel like you're in a cold sweat and you want to claw your eyes out of course Vander was there to help you and make sure you feel much better so how did it come to this how did it come to you chasing your own husband down and Ally then chase him down all the way to an abandoned building of course you knew everything there is about vampires and of course you're hoping there be a cure but this, feel like you wanted to suck more than just his blood you wanted to suck something else too and you had the urge to do it like a wild female animal going into heat so of course when you were in front of the door that was locked you knocked on it and asked the age old question that any vampire would ask.

You: Vander honey would you please let me in I promise I won't bite hard

Vander: sorry love I wish I could but I don't want to get my blood sucked no offense I love you but I'm not risking game bitten.

You: the Vander honey if you let me in I won't bite I promise I just want to suck that delicious cock of your's

Vander was very shocked at what you just said he never heard a vampire asking to suck somebody's dick but this is you he is thinking about and he knows you very well and knows what night it is so with a little bit of thinking he unlocked the door and opened it and allowed you to come in and he ran outside all the way to the last drop now the chase was on as Vander felt his legs was about to give up on him he finally made it to the last job and went inside and went upstairs to his bedroom and of course with your super speed you caught up to him and pinned him to the bed where your ripped his clothes off and you ripped your clothes off (I am not so good at writing smut so please forgive me if I'm not good at it) Vander had his eyes closed and was expecting a sharp pain at his neck but all he felt was pleasure at his nether region and look to see you actually sucking his dick he was so distracted by the pleasure they didn't realize you were above his dick and there he saw you riding him like there was no tomorrow of course this gave him the chance to take over and he rolled both of you over where you are on your back now and he's on top of you, he then grabbed your legs put them on his shoulders and began to thrust fast and hard you clawed at his back where there's claw marks. This did all night long until both you and your husband were both tuckered out and you both finally climaxed and Vander got off of you and laid right next to you on the bed where you both are sweaty and panting for breath and of course the moment when it was all over your bite wound where the vampire bat bit you was gone turns out it was temporary you and your husband were both Lucky but you didn't mind the incredible sex you both had hopefully you won't get then by a vampire ever again and Vander won't go through the same thing as well. A/n: okay so like I said I'm not so good at writing smut and I'm just trying my best here so I hope this is up to your liking also I have a request for you but it's going to be a surprise so I'm going to wait until you are done reading this so you can tell me your thoughts on this anyway have fun.

[ghost-mei]

New shifting/manifestation method?

Ok so idk if anyone's gonna see this but I just feel like I should share my last shitfting attempt where I went into the void state super fast and easily bc I feel like this could maybe be helpful for people. Both for shifting and just manifesting.

So in this attempt I had woken up but not really yk, I was still in that sorta half asleep state which was really good because it made my mind super susceptible to whatever affirmations I wanted.

Basically the method I did is inspired by something I saw on tiktok recently about using a "now or never" mindset which will trick your mind into thinking you HAVE to shift/go in the void state which will make it happen much easier. So I imagined myself jumping off a really tall building where I'd die if I reached the ground (obviously lol) and sorta just yelled at myself in my head stuff like "I have to be in the void state right now" and just like forcefully affirmed "I am in the void state I am in the void state" and basically convinced myself I would die if I didn't go into the void state right now. And dudes I kid you not I literally went into the void state within SECONDS it was fuckin CRAZY.

I think the key is to not actually give yourself that much time like you have to convince yourself that you have to do it within the next few seconds. This is also why I think you should try this when you're reeaaaally tired and/or sorta half asleep so before bed or right after waking up because then your able to actually convince your mind easily while its susceptible.

Ok so here are steps if ppl wanna try this:

1. Start when you're mind is really tired or half asleep so before bed, after waking up, or during a nap.

2. Before doing anything I think it's good to set the intention of what you want to do e.g. mine was "I'm going to go into the void state and successfully shift to my desired reality".

3. Make up a scenario where you are going to die within seconds (scary ik but trust me). For me I think scenarios where you are falling are the best. And you gotta really immerse yourself in this scenario so sorry to people who can't visualize 😭.

4. Aggressively affirm to yourself that you HAVE to shift or go into the void state right now like its urgent or you'll die.

And yea that's about it. It's like 3 steps and super quick so it doesn't hurt to atleast give it a try. I wanna see if this can work for other people or just me because I have a unique relationship with sleep.

Also no I didn't get to my DR sadly as I got a little scared lol, but I did get into the void state which as you know makes it a lot easier to shift. Sorry if this was kinda rambly this is my first ever post.

[sgnjimmy]

2, 9 w reader nd goo? thx!

★ 𝓖𝓸𝓸 𝓚𝓲𝓶 𝔁 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻

≛ 𝙰/𝚗: thank you for requesting!! here it is <3. Found out idk how to write a small story cuz I said 200 or 300 and look at this shit. also I'm new to these kind of events so be patient w me people 😔.

≛ 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝: 900

Goo is laying on the bed, readjusting his heavy breathing, as his chest moves up and down calmly. You began to sit up and as you try to exit the bed you hear his voice.

"Leaving already?" He breathes. Goo shifts behind you. "What about round two?"

The room breaks silent for a tough minute. You feel him move closer.

"Y/n?" His hand reaches your arm but you brush him off quickly.

"Goo." You finally say. "Let's… Break this off, okay?"

"What?" He takes a moment from his next sentence and places himself besides you on the edge of the bed. "What. You’re– you're telling me you liking someone?"

You didn’t think he would go there so fast. Goo wasn’t one to remember details and also not one to attach himself. Long ago, when you two started this sexual arrangement, you set the boundary that if any of you developed feelings for someone, you'll both end this relationship.

And that was exactly what happened. You developed feeling for someone — Goo being that someone. And for a while now, but you didn't want to end the arrangement. Too attached to this bit of Goo that you could have.

But you knew that you had to end it. The longer it took you, the harder it would be to get over him and finally move on.

There was no need to lie, so you didn't. "Yeah, something like that."

In the next seconds, you gathered the courage to look at him. Goo looked distant. Not only was he further away physically, but his eyes too seemed somewhere far, far away.

He looked nothing like the Goo that would jump right into your personal space every time he saw you, laughing to himself when you'd curse him for being too clingy.

"Who?" His voice so ticc you almost don't recognize it.

"It doesn't matter–"

"It does." Goo looks at you. Piercing gaze locked on your eyes.

"Goo." You plead.

"Don't I have the right to know? Thanks to this fucker I'm losing a good fuck."

You look away from him, shutting your eyes closed.

A good fuck.

That all this is. That's all you are to him.

"If this is all this is, why do you care?" You curse yourself for getting emotional in front of him, but his words did hurt you. You feel tears threatening to fall.

"Why do I care? I just told you." He grows a mischievous smile on his face. "Besides, a pussy like yours is hard to find."

"Goo, stop. Don't." You hide your head between your hands and fastly wipe the wet tears gathered on your eyes — hoping Goo didn't notice it. Straightening your back you say, "Don't worry, you'll find it."

This time you can't help the tear running down your cheek. Your hand tries to wipe it but Goo beats you at that. Bringing his thumb to your cheek, he softly gets rid of it.

"Y/n." His voice is concerned and as you raise you head you see him, his eyes worry you. You never knew Goo was capable of looking so vulnerable, so broken in distress.

"It's nothing." You try to brush him off.

"I'm not gonna let you leave this room till you tell me exactly who made you cry like this."

You almost laugh at him.

"You're impossible. " You shake your head while starting to get up.

"..."

Goo watches you for a while as you rub your face with both hands anxiously, changing your weight from one foot to the other.

"I'm serious." In the next moment Goo is standing in front of you. He holds your hands close to his chest.

"When are you serious, Goo?" He holds your hands tighter when he feels you trying to retrieve them.

"When it really matters." He doesn't hesitate to say. "Now tell me."

You, on the other hand, hesitate to open your mouth and anything else. Too ashamed and afraid. Your eyes scan the room around you both, from the night table on the right to the painting on the left wall — trying to look anywhere but Goo in the eyes.

You find yourself with no place left to run as he holds your chin up, eyeing you himself. Your eyes fall to your feet quickly, still not ready to face him.

"Goo, it's…" You retrieve your hands from his hold, bringing them around yourself — seeking any type of confort. "You. It's you."

"..."

You don't believe your ears when you hear a laugh, so you look up to make sure and… There he is, laughing.

From all the scenarios you had imagined, none included Goo laughing at you. It made you want to run away from the room. From him.

"I can't believe it." He stops laughing for a moment but still holds on to a fresh smile. "You like me?" His cocky smirk doesn't help you calm yourself.

"It's your fault for asking me. Now you know, so let's- never see each other again." You hold your chin up, feeling those damn tears come back. Blinking, you try to keep them from falling. "Okay?"

"Not a chance, baby."

What?

You move your gaze back at him, furrowing your brow.

"Heh, now that I know you like me I'm not letting you go. Not now and not ever." Goo breaks into a chuckle when he sees you're still confused. "Baby… it's not just you. I love you, too."

Those words shock you to your core. He really did so? You can't belive it, this has to be some kind of dream or pra–

Your thoughts are interrupted when Goo's arms appear around you, locking your body on his chest. He squeezes tight for a second as if asking you to hug him back when you don't react. It takes a minute or two, but when you finally do so, he rests his head on the crook of your neck.

The room falls quiet, and only the sound of your breathing can be heard. But as the seconds fly by you began to notice, there is another sound too... The sound of your and his heart beats.

So very much synchronized, they almost sound like only one.

"I've... never been this close to someone else before. It's funny." You laugh. "Can you hear our heart beats, too?"

"Oh, is that what that is! I thought you were having some stomachal problems."

"Asshole." You curse him while your face holds the purest of the smiles.

© 𝙨𝙧𝙜𝙣𝙟𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙮 2023

[paikothecateater]

The Nordics as babies!!! Or maybe one is the babysitter and the rest are babies??? Like what would Iceland do as the babysitter of four nordics babies??? Or idk, something like that maybe. (I love your posts)

Wow, this ask really took me back to when I had first started this blog because I actually did the whole Nordics being babies with Iceland babysitting them. It was one of my earlier posts.

Since I had Iceland do the babysitting last time, why don't we have Denmark do it this time?

Now, for clarity, Sweden is around 2 years old, Norway is around 1.5 years old, Finland is a year old and Iceland is still only a couple months old for this post.

I'm also going to do this in a mini fic format because last time I did it as a headcanon, and I feel like it lost a lot of potential.

I don't wanna do the whole Denmark discovering that they had magically become babies and slowly figuring out who's who because it's unnecessary, so we'll just skip that sequence.

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Denmark had forgotten just how feisty Sweden was as a baby.

It was understandably difficult for one person to manage four babies at once. Norway was super stubborn and refused to leave Iceland's side for any reason whatsoever, Finland was particularly fussy and was almost constantly uncomfortable, Sweden made it his life's mission to make Denmark's life harder.

Iceland was pretty easy to deal with, but that was because apart from sleeping or crying, there wasn't much he could really do.

Denmark put down an incredibly sulky Sweden by Norway. He had been trying desperately to get all of them down for a nap. So far, he only had luck putting Iceland and Finland to sleep. Finland had woken himself up a few times but only to cry for a couple seconds and fall back asleep.

Norway wasn't being particularly difficult, he'd settled down next to Iceland, but he was still refusing to fall asleep. Denmark originally didn't want Iceland sleeping with the others to avoid him being woken up by the others' fussing, but Norway had a fit every time Denmark tried to move Iceland away.

Sweden was the real issue. He had been trying to escape from Denmark the whole time. Every time Denmark put him back into bed, Sweden would struggle. He didn't cry because he was aware enough at this point to know that it'd wake the others, and he didn't want that as much as Denmark.

It was a battle of wills between Denmark and Sweden, and Denmark was obviously getting fed up.

"fine! Don't sleep! See if I care, but if you start getting cranky because you refused to sleep, that's on you." snapped Denmark, leaving Sweden to his own devices.

His irritation was almost palpable when Sweden immediately used this freedom to go lay with the others.

Sweden's issue was never the idea of napping itself, it was doing it under Denmark's terms that irked him.

Denmark sighed and walked over.

Iceland and Finland were still fast asleep, Norway was beginning to drift off, his little brother's hand clasped gently in his own, and Sweden had finally settled.

Denmark leaned over and gave each a kiss on the forehead, except for Iceland who was still too young to be kissed anywhere on his face. Denmark gave his other little hand a kiss instead.

Sweden surprisingly accepted the gesture, and he even seemed to get more comfortable falling asleep.

Denmark, now finally satisfied he had gotten the babies to fall asleep, quietly left the room and headed out into the living room.

He only really had about half an hour until they'd be up again. It wasn't like he could really use that free time. He still had to tidy up the living room and prepare food.

Still, Denmark had managed to maintain his sanity quite well under the circumstances. It was also good that the others didn't seem to be very different as adults or children.

He already had a pretty good routine figured out. He always woke Finland from his naps first because it took a while to settle him. He'd then wake Norway and Sweden and get all three situated in their high chairs.

Finland was a little more difficult to calm down as he was very uncomfortable being moved from the warm bed to his comparatively cold high chair. Denmark gave him a blanket to help calm him which seemed to do the trick.

Sweden struggled as usual, but he wasn't as difficult.

Norway was a little upset to leave Iceland, but he was too sleepy to protest much.

Denmark knew he could trust the three older ones to eat on their own. Finland was considerably messier than the other two, but Denmark was willing to let him get messy if it meant he didn't have to spoon feed him.

He had already gotten a bottle ready for Iceland. All that was left was to actually wake him. Thankfully, Iceland didn't need a high chair. He was usually quite calm in Denmark's arms which worked perfectly.

Denmark wasn't too concerned with how the others ate. He knew that Sweden could handle it himself by this point given he had always gotten angry if Denmark tried to help. Norway struggled at first, but he learned to copy Sweden. He was still a little messy, but he was alright on his own. Finland had long since decided that the use of cutlery is a social construct, but most of the food ended up being eaten which was fine by Denmark. Of course, he'd love to be able to help each of them individually. He'd love to watch over Sweden to make sure he was alright. He would love to help teach Norway how to hold a spoon steadily. He'd be so happy to help Finland, but he had to prioritise Iceland.

Not only were mealtimes the only time Iceland got Denmark's attention, but he undoubtedly needed Denmark the most.

Denmark alternated between watching over the other three and making sure Iceland was alright. He'd learned the hard way to make sure Iceland was sat upright and not laying down.

Norway and Sweden seemed to get into a babbling argument, which Denmark usually would try to break apart, but it was making Finland laugh, and Iceland was being a little more fussy than usual, so Denmark opted to focus on him.

Norway could still only manage a few words. He would still stutter through most of them. Sweden was apparently in his 'no' phase which meant he had picked up a significant amount of words so far, but his absolute favourite was no. Finland still babbled mostly, and Iceland only ever opened his mouth to cry.

Denmark was ashamed to admit that he had accidentally taught Sweden a curse word. He'd said it accidentally when he dropped his phone. Sweden could instantly tell he didn't want him saying it, so for a brief while, it became all Sweden would say. Denmark found it a little funny at first, but it quickly got old. At first, he acted mortified whenever he said it, especially when Norway started repeating it, but he soon learned that the best approach was to pretend he didn't hear it. Sweden quickly lost interest.

Iceland had also gotten into a pretty bad habit of trying to shove everything and anything into his mouth. It was pretty cute at first. He was just curious, and it was his way of discovering his environment. It was pretty simple stuff at first. His own sleeves, any toy Denmark would hand him, Denmark's hand. It was pretty harmless, but then he started trying to eat random things he'd find, and Denmark got worried he'd make himself sick.

Norway was pretty well behaved. He seemed to be the most mature out of the four which was accurate. He'd always watch over Iceland, and Denmark could actually trust him to keep him safe for a little bit while he tended to the other demons. There was the added bonus that Norway could always soothe Iceland very quickly, which was a miracle for Denmark.

Finland also didn't really get into trouble often. He was just a bit more prone to fits than the others. It was very clearly because he was most uncomfortable with any form of change. He hated going to bed, he hated getting out of bed, taking baths, but he also hated getting out of them. Any change in his environment, no matter how small, would lead to crying.

He'd also figured out how to make them each happy.

Sweden was particularly fond of doodling. A piece of paper and a couple crayons kept him busy for hours.

Norway preferred being read to. Denmark expected him to fall asleep to it, but Norway always stayed attentive. Part of Denmark wondered if Norway could actually comprehend what he was saying.

Finland liked playing quietly to himself. Denmark tried to get him to play with the others, but he preferred doing his own thing.

Iceland was very simple. All he needed was to be cradled.

He'd always take the time right after dinner to actually tidy up for once.

He'd left Iceland in Norway's care for the moment. Norway had him cradled in his lap as he watched Sweden draw. Finland was off in his own corner. He was usually super quiet, but Denmark could occasionally hear quiet giggles. He was feeling optimistic he'd get at least a couple minutes of peace when he'd finished cleaning.

He really had no issue with this whole arrangement. Not only were all of them ridiculously cute in their own way, but the little moments of peaceful joy they'd have throughout the day made every fit worth it.

He finally finished cleaning the kitchen and sat down on the living room sofa, watching over the babies.

He was almost silent, trying not to jinx the moment. He had to let out a sigh of defeat when he felt Sweden's hand tugging at his leg. He turned to face him only to be handed a piece of paper. Handed is a nice word. Sweden practically shoved it into his hand. Denmark took a look and discovered it was a very poorly, but clearly lovingly drawn picture of himself.

Sweden, sensing the impending explosion, tried to return to the others, but he wasn't quick enough. Denmark scooped him into his arms practically squealing.

Sweden tried hard to fight back against the kisses and snuggles, but he knew all too well it was futile.

Denmark had pretty much melted on the spot. He scooped up all four of the babies and got them snuggled up with him on the sofa. Sweden protested at first, but he calmed down when the others joined them. He still tried to escape, but he wasn't as insistent. Norway had already gotten Iceland to fall asleep and was currently stroking his hair. Finland was still playing quietly.

Denmark realised how much he truly missed getting to raise smaller children. Iceland was especially giving him baby fever.

Finland quickly fell asleep mumbling to himself, followed by Sweden who'd somehow fallen asleep standing. He was leaning against Denmark, but he was still standing. Denmark found it a little interesting. Iceland was already in another dimension at this point which helped Norway also settle down.

Denmark felt his own eyelids get heavy. He knew he probably wouldn't be able to move them without waking them up, so he just made sure they were safe from falling, and he too fell asleep with all four of them nuzzled warmly against him.

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Get cuteness explosioned.

[writingsofthefossils]

gift for my friend @xx-evilestyuri-xx tw: self shipping, maybe not in character, other triggering things (if you get uncomfy please leave)

anya was looking for bomby. She found him, ready to confess his feelings to bomby. She took one step and stopped nervous about what bomby might say. Anya took her phone and texted Choco milk (me). texting: "I'm nervous" "dw dude you got this!". Anya put his phone down, her heart stopped. She saw Bomby with needle? (hey my wife!) could it be? no it couldnt....could it? Anya stepped back kinda jelous. Bomby waved to Anya for her to come over. Anya walked slowly and waved to needle, trying to be upset, he forced a smile. "needy-*gets smacked* needle have you met my awesome best friend!?" needle looked to Anya and waved "no I don't suppose I have, it's nice to meet you" bomby grinned "Anya! this is needle, needle! this is Anya" needle giggled, "your partner?" she teased. bomby punched needle, not hard "SHUT UP ITS NOT LIKE THAT" Anya felt a hard lump in his throat, it kinda hurt, maybe he isn't the one. Suddenly another text from me, "hows it going? did you tell him" bomby looked at the phone, "tell who what? me? do you need to tell me something" Anya froze " No, it's nothing, not important!" bomby stepped back, "sorry, if it's personal I didn't mean to-" "NO STOP SHUT UP" Anya felt like she would burst into tears if she didn't get out of this place soon. bomby felt a guilt, not knowing what was wrong. Anya felt horrible how could he ever love him now? "come pick me up please" me: "why what happens?" Anya "please just come here", Choco drove as fast as they could "I'm here!! come on!" Anya got in the car trying not to cry but no longer being able to hold it in. "are you okay dear?" "no.." his voice in a sob. Choco milk patted him on the head "it's gonna be okay"

later that night, Anya got a bunch of text messages from bomby. "hey are you okay? did I do something? I'm sorry..." Anya felt bad enough about snapping at him. "no you didn't, do you wanna come over so we can talk about it?" "sure :)" after some time bomby got there, and made his way up to anya's room, he slowly opens the door. "hey sorry about earlier, I didn't to intrude." Anya stood there, not really knowing what to do, feeling that sharp lump in her throat again about if she is gonna cry. "it's okay, I just panicked" she responded "but I need to tell you something" she patted a spot text to him on the bed. bomby sat next to her. "so what is it" he grinned again. Anya sighed "i-i like you" she clenched her first nervous, bomby stopped not sure what to say "m-me?" Anya nodded. "oh em geez, I like you too, but idk if I would be a good partner for you" Anya looked to him feeling a guilt, "I think you would be, give it a try" bomby took anya's hand "i'll try"

this was fun too make I might make more soon :3 I hope you like evilest!!

[teddybeartoji]

MICKEYYY i’m sneaking out of my blanket fort… leaving a treat and some flowers on ur bed (ominously)……. 🥞🌻🌷🌹🛌 i hope ur day is going super nicely !! :33 IT’S TECHNICALLY SPRING HOW R WE FEELING it’s still gray n sludgy here :((( but i hope it’s better where u are !!!

anyway anyway i just wanted to check in w u BUT i also wanted to ask….. what hq ep are u on + who r ur faves so far ?? 👀👀 idk if u’ve met noya and asahi yet but i love them sm they’re my pookies. IT’S SUCH A FEEL-GOOD SHOW ISN’T IT it makes me smile sm too !! T—T

ily mickey i’m crawling back into the blanket fort (sneakily) (ominously)….. tell armin i love him <3

ARIIIIII MY LITTLE IRIS<33333333 i love me some ominous flowers mwahahahaha thank you they're so beautiful!!!!! IT'S VERY MUCH SPRING HERE TODAY!!!! idk how long that's gonna last but today is super super good!!! it's sunny and it's not too cold either wahhhhh i'm automatically feeling so fresh n hyped lmao I'M GONNA SEND SOME OF THE SUN TO YOU THOUGH I'LL CUT IT IN HALF AND YOU'LL GET THE BIGGER SIDE I PROMISE!!!!!

here's the guy!!!! we just went outside we both wanted to feel the sun<333333 i wanted to go to the park but uhhhh my period kinda has me in lockdown though💀💀💀 fuck that bitch but even that little piece of sun made me feel so much better already🌻🌻🌻🌻

HQQQQQQQQQ I LOVE IT SOOOOO MUCH!!!!! i'm currently on season2 ep 12!!!!! I DON'T THINK I CAN PICK A FAVOURITE THOUGHHHHHH LIKE I LOVE THEM ALL THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF CUTIES ok maybe hinata is my favourite................ HOW COULD HE NOT BEEEEEEEEE HE'S A LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINEE I NEED TO PUT HIM IN MY POCKET he gets so excited over everything and ahhhh he just means the world to me.....

i was gonna make fun of his height the other day bc he really is super tiny next to all of the other players but that was until he said that he's 163cm and................................................................................. i can't really make fun of him if we're LITERALLY the same height now can i.....💀

pls i almost cried already too...... the eps with tsukishima and his brother:((((((((((((((( when he saw that he wasn't even on the court:(((( yeah that got me a little bit but i'm so happy that he's more comfortable on the team now and that he's enjoying it!!!!!!!! i love him.

kuroo is so funny too............. hehehhehehe gojo has transformed into a high schooler....................................... pls the scene where tsukki asks him why is he even giving them advice when they're techically rivals and he just goes "well, i've just always been a really nice person" as the lighting is making him seem like some angel ahsghghasghaghah so silly i loved it a lot

WAITT BUT I ALSO LOVE NOYA AND ASAHI AAAAAAAAAAAA i've never loved the whole cast of a show this is kinda crazy. everybody being so afraid of asahi just bc of his size is so funny poor guy lmao ALSO bc you know i'm on my voice actor bs did u know that asahi's va is the guy who also voices kunikida??????????????????? SO COOL

OHHHHH ANDD WHEN HINATA AND KAGEYAMA FINALLY GOT THAT FAST ATTACK RIGHT???????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT WAS SOOOOO CUTE I LOVE HOW EXCITED THEY ALL GET WHEN THEY GET A POINT and i love how much they all praise each other all around????? "nice receive" and "don't worry about it" and "we got the next one"????????????????? wahhhh it really is a feel good show my cheeks hurt from watching it

i think i have an extra soft spot for sugawara too!!!!! he deserves his own little mention he's a sweetheart

THIS GOT SO LONG AGAIN WHEWW BUT I REALLY AM ENJOYING IT I LOVE THEM ALLL SO SO SO MUCH they all deserve a good hair ruffle (coach ukai is getting a cheek kiss he's so fine) WAIT ALSO I LOVE THE GIRLS!!! THE MANAGERS!!!!! THEY'RE SO SWEET OH AND TAKEDA TOOO FUCKKK I JUST LOVE EVERYBODY OKAY<333

too much love i might die ari please hold me..... cue very dramatic sigh.... IS YOUR BLANKET FORT COMFY DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE IT BIGGER? BETTER? DO YOU WANT MORE SNACKS? TEA? COFFEE? MORE PILLOWS MORE BLANKETS????????? I NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE FEELING GOOD THIS IS A MUST!!!! YOU'RE MY NR.1 PRIORITY!!!!!!! anyway i hope the sun will come out soon for you too i'm making the call rn I LOVE YOUUUU<333333

[dootznbootz]

16 and 19 :>

16: tiny detail in canon you wish more people appreciated.

OOh gosh, SO MANy!!! I'll go with Happy ones.

1.) The fact that when Agamemnon was testing them all. While Odysseus WAS the one who was all like "GET BACK HERE!" he was at first wanting to leave as well. ( he didn't "go to his ship" but he was pained as he probably wanted desperately to go home as well. )

She sped off, raced down from Mount Olympus’s crest, quickly reached Achaea’s swift ships, rushing to the spot Odysseus, a man as wise as Zeus, was standing. He’d laid no hand on his fast, black, well-decked ship. His stout heart was filled with pain.

(Johnston, Book 2 of Iliad)

His heart was in pain! He wanted to go too! It was because Athena was like "GET THESE GUYS!" that he started to bonk the other Achaeans!

2.) Also the fact that he says this to Agamemnon when asking him why he said that "We can go home" 🥺

A man who spends one month aboard his ship, away from his wife, becomes downhearted when winter gusts and stormy seas confine him. This is now the ninth revolving year we’ve been waiting here, on this very spot. So I don’t think that badly of Achaeans in their frustration here by their curved ships. Still, it’s shameful to go home with nothing.   

(Johnston, Book 2)

"You can't blame us for rushing to go home. A man even being one month away from his wife will make him depressed" LIKE??!?!??!1 SIMP! He's fucking OUTING himself!!!

3.) Also in the Odyssey, the fact that he asks for another bed when she first rejects him. To ME, another part of the reason why he's so upset at her "rejection" is kind of because, to me, they were basically flirting while he was a beggar ( he calls her a KING, something you did NOT do when you're a man. as you're basically saying "I'm lesser than you, a woman" ) and so I imagine him being like "Weren't we flirting before?! Because you knew it was me?! I'm no longer covered in blood! Why are you suddenly turning me away?!"

And then he asks for a different bed. While it's assumed that she's still the "boss" as he hasn't been COMPLETELY accepted as the "rightful king yet", he probably STILL could've been like "Uh, no, that's MY bed. I'm going to sleep in it." At this point, Penelope's the ONLY one in the household who has not accepted him yet. He could've been like "Uh, no. I'm going to sleep in MY bed whether you like it or not" but he doesn't!!! He asks for a completely different bed! One that's probably not as luxurious as the one he made. and like??? Idk... it's so small but he really does care about her and respect her. (This is from what I know historically. If someone knows more and is willing to share if this is bullshit. then feel free to! :D )

I have SOOOO many more but I don't wanna search through all the books to find the sources 😅

19: Current fandoms

just.... so MANY. I love a lot of things and have thoughts on many but it's mostly the Odyssey as of right now, (mostly the Ithacan royal family haha), but I also love Fairy Tail and Legend of Zelda! :D Many others include: Pokemon, Avatar (Atla and LoK), Fullmetal Alchemist, many different musicals. Those are the main ones as of now. :D I have a LOT

[the-s1lly-corner]

Elaboration on why you think you already know why your face is hurting? If you're open to it

Bad teeth, horrid teeth, I kind of ramble. Heads up I briefly mention mental health stuff and child neglect but I dont really dive deep into it but you guys know I like to add warnings just in case

Saying this now, admin does not know any terms when it comes to tooth stuff or dentist stuff so take descriptions with a grain of salt + when future plans for my care were discussed it was while I was still all fuzzed out on the gas they give people sometimes <\3

Very likely I'll probably delete this since this is a bit of a touchy thing

Got my dad's small mouth/jaw and my moms fucky teeth- idk what or if theres something running genetically in the family but the afabs on my moms side have teeth there are very susceptible to rot. At one point it was so tight in my mouth that a tooth just. Started cracking?? Said tooth happened to also have a cavity soooooooo.... and it was one of my front teeth too so triple bummer...

Add in the fact that when the cavity first formed my parents werent. Really around.. so uh.. no dentist visit for YEARS until the tooth cracked further, brushing can only do so much in this case + horrid mental health made self care hard. Bed rotting is very real and its horrible- will get onto just how bad the tooth was in a sec

Didnt get taken to the dentist til I was 17 when the crack worsened. First trip had to get a tooth pulled because I had two and a half teeth crammed in one space. Baby tooth never came out. Now one of my adult teeth rests mostly under my tongue. But the tooth removal DID relieve some of the pressure on my lower jaw!! Yay!! Theres still a gap but it's a little smaller than it was before. Dreading my wisdom teeth

Anyways back to the fucked up cracked tooth. Details are fuzzed since this was about 2ish years ago and I was on that funky gas because anxiety + literally the first time I could consciously remember going to the dentist + body sometimes jerks so... yeah!

Anyways

Apparantly the nerve in that cracked front tooth was nearly exposed. Like there was just a thin layer of... tooth.. stuff.. in the way, according to the dentist you could easily see the nerve behind it?? How I wasn't in constant pain was beyond me because jesus fucking christ

Dental plan! Sealed the tooth/glued it together because the main reason I got taken to the dentist to get the damaged assessed was! Graduation photos were coming up very fast and my mom didnt want me to have a cracked fucked tooth in my photos, but she also didnt want to do anything that could make my face swollen

So cue a "we're gonna come up with a plan later, for now we're going to metaphorically and literally hold this tooth together with glue until it cant keep it together anymore!" Soooooo

Here we are!

Reason I think my tooth is the problem is because it's on the same side right above that tooth, though now that I sit here aggressively breathing in through my nose to try to pin point WHERE it hurts (because unfortunately its ine of those "general areas but not exact" things), it feels too high up to be the tooth.. I mean I'm not gonna rule it out because I know bodies are weird but

Yk

Idk I'll probably bring it up to my mom, I'm kind of on edge since I know mouth tooth stuff can escalate quick and cause some NASTY complications

At least my actual teeth dont hurt at all??

If not the teeth its likely a sinus infection, I have been having a fucked up nose (running and stuffy) though I've mostly been attributing that to the weather... shrugs.. guess we'll just have to see!

[frogofalltime]

day 10

i woke up at 9am and got out of bed immediately. but then i just proceeded to procrastinate for hours and hours. i took my meds and ate breakfast, but then i just went on my phone for hours.

@etherealspacejelly had family visiting and after they had left we talked for a while. i was going to take a shower but i didn't have the energy or motivation to do it. also i felt very insane and like a caged animal. i didn't end up getting into the shower until around 4pm.

showering always is hard for me, and it causes a lot of dysphoria and sensory issues, and i just felt entirely Bad. i didn't want to get dressed but i was also cold and couldn't stand being aware of my body. i put some clothes on but i could feel everything against my skin too much and it was Not Good At All.

meanwhile robin was not doing okay either, which of course was very worrying. and i realised i was feeling really unwell too (dizzy, shaking, and my heart was beating too fast). i had not eaten since the morning and it was now almost 6pm.

i worked up the energy to move, then i did my prayers and went to the kitchen to eat some of the curry and rice i made yesterday.

i read a book for a while and then went on my phone. i got stuck huperfocusing on an instagram page that posts images and obituaries of palestinian martyrs, and every post broke my heart into even smaller shards. i couldn't stop thinking about how many humans have been brutally murdered, how many children and adults are suffering. i am so lucky to not live in a war zone and to be able to access medical care. imagine how different it would be if we had no functioning hospitals here like in gaza. and then i started worrying again thinking about all the people in the world and how everyone is someone's loved one and if i freaked out so much about robin going to the hospital on friday night how much worse it must be for all of these people and i just wanted to break down sobbing.

i eventually tore myself away from my phone and went to the shared house where robin and our friends live with the intention to study for my upcoming exam. i didn't have the energy to tie my shoelaces for some reason and putting on extra layers to go outside felt like so much effort. it was really hard to get myself outside but i am glad i did. however, my rib pain was getting bad again, and i was extremely miserable and depressed, so when i arrived i just curled up on the sofa and tried not to cry.

my friend encouraged me to study even if it was just one lecture. so i finally did that but the wifi was not working so i couldn't do a second one, so i gave up for the night. the others left to go play a game together and i lay on the sofa in the dark with my hand pressed over my eyes because my head was aching and i felt terrible.

then robin came downstairs to wash his dishes and i was so glad that they are alive that i hugged them as tightly as possible and didn't want to let go. it is really silly because it wasn't even a huge thing, robin clearly was not dying, my brain just blows everything out of proportion and i can't bear it when someone i love is even in a little bit of pain, let alone having scary medical issues. one time my best friend was hospitalised and had to have an operation for appendicitis and i convinced myself she wouldn't wake up from the anaesthesia and i was inconsolable for days even though she woke up fine and definitely didn't die. idk why i'm like this.

we hung out for a while and it made me feel better gradually. robin told me about his latest hyperfixation (star trek) and we laughed so hard that we couldn't breathe. my stomach was rumbling a lot so robin encouraged me to eat something. i had a banana and some chocolate with hazelnuts. i felt a little better after that.

then robin went to bed but i didn't feel like walking home just yet, my ribs are still very painful and it hurts to move, so i just lay on the sofa. my heart was beating really fast again and i could hear the blood rushing loudly in my ears and it made me panic and feel overwhelmed. but then my friends finished their game and came down to join me and i calmed down. we watched half of a movie together and then one friend went to bed and the other one played super auto pets while i watched. it was very nice. i love listening to his voice.

finally he decided to go to bed and i went home. it hurt to walk but it was good to be outside. i love being out in the city in the middle of the night when everyone else is asleep and it's just me and the stars and the moon and the rats and the random birds that sing to the street lamps thinking they're the sun.

i got home, and suddenly i had some random energy and started like. stim dancing in silence to a song i had stuck in my head ?? but it hurt too much so i stopped and got ready for bed instead, and now i am hopefully about to fall asleep.

idk how to describe today other than mostly wasting hours and hours of time and feeling utterly and completely insane. idk if it's just the stressful situation recently or if the meds are making my eating issues, depression, and anxiety worse. but i really don't feel like myself and i think robin is having this problem too. i hope it goes away as our bodies adjust.

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I'm gunna see if I can gather some thoughts about my last 24 hrs of travel

(Long rant post ahead, bring rations if venturing)

I already have a hard time with big travel adventures, pre trip and travel anxiety and I get really motion sick on airplanes (everyone is like oh go travel now ur done school but like I've become a home body I don't wanna leave me bed)

But anyways I'm flying to flordia to see my parents and a family friend came too this has been talked about for almost a year

Family friend's girlfriend has been invited basically the whole time, made very clear there is room if she wants to come etc etc she has said no

Next thing I know, it's literally HOURS before we leave for our flight and homie stops by to ask if gf can come.... like what? It's d-day babes we gotta go its too late to be adding things to the travel plans. He calls my parents and we think we talk him out of bringing her.

Fast forward to me picking him up to drive us to the airport at 3:00 AM and he just drops on me "gf is coming". Not only is she coming he bought her a ticket and is putting her suitcase in the car...

I've never been so uncomfortable and upset in my entire life. I get out of the car to ask what's going on no explanation. I pull out of the drive way, stop, and ask what's going on. I will admit: I was pretty hostile

(I think I turned to her and was like "why did u invite yourself on my familys trip?" She acted like she didn't know and thought her boyfriend was taking her somewhere or something idk. Like no we're literally staying with my parents (don't even get me started how she/them get a free place to stay, my moms cooking and the food my parents bought, and not to mention my parents picking up every tab) )

My anxiety was already spiking and this curve ball absolutely blew my mind

Before we cross the border to the airport I stop one more time to ask what's going on; they're clearly fighting and idk who was lying but there was MAJOR miscommunication

If she had decided to come a week or 2 ago and told us in advance it'd have been fine, time to figure it out and plan, really mentally adjust to what the trip is going to be (from a family trip to some other weird configuration)

But BUYING A TICKET AN HOUR BEFORE WE ARE SET TO LEAVE?! ARE YOU INSANE? last we had spoke to them she wasn't coming, and in the intervening hours without talking to us they just did this

It's completely changed the dynamic of the trip because tbh I don't really know her! I've met her twice three times at most.

The audacity of the move aside, and ignoring what is clearly horrible communication in their relationship, apparently she threatened to hurt herself if he left without her... If the behaviour she is exhibiting is true she needs serious help more than a boyfriend can give; I think it's a manipulation tactic based on what I was told

I'm not usually as mean and hostile as I was when she got in the car (before i realized the full scope of the situation) but to find out ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT someone u don't really know is coming ON THE FAMILY VACATION rocked my world and tbh I didn't feel I had to be nice and instead tried to protect my peace

I'm still shook and while I'm trying not to let this ruin my week of vaykay I've already mentally decided these people aren't for me based on the way all parties involved handled the situation. I don't even care if I'm the asshole I vow to never be in this situation again

Tl;dr my friends rando girlfriend decided to join us on my family's vacation an hour before we left for the airport and I lost my shit