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listening to my textbook is going great why do you ask
#john marston#rdr2 meme#i made these instead of reading#rdr#rdr2#rdr1#red dead redemption#red dead redemption 2#middle aged barbies horse adventure#university#html and web design#why does this chapter in my official “i payed too much money for this ebook one year rental” textbook spell color and culor#if i had a nickel for every official school reading material had a typo id have 2 nickels.
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i want to introduce you all to a project that is very close to my heart... or lack of one. anyway. for anyone who has ever wanted to play a poem. i'd like you to meet aromanticism
(link opens itch.io - she'll run on html in your browser! please be nice to her!)
#literally please be so so so fucking niceys to her i am so nervous about this for no reason#it's literally fine it's gonna be perfectly functional. I Am Going To Lose My Mind#i can always make another post if it gets fucked up somehow... i can always make another post...#anyway. hi. this is aromanticism. i made her for class. and then revised her for class. and now she's like my child#losing my miiiiiiiind#poetry#kind of like a uquiz too. to be honest haha#except i can make you read more somehow (long questions instead of long answers)#it's a little choose your own adventure......#poem#poems#poets on tumblr#poems and poetry#poetsandwriters#poems about aromanticism#aromantic#aro poet#aro poetry#aro#aromanticism#aroace#arospec#aspec#itch.io#GOD OKAY I'M JUST POSTING IT.
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2023 darkstalker floating in space doing nothing grinning evily and scary. png 1 and 2
#theres things i dont like in here but i also dont feel like retouching them so close ur eyes and pretend i did#no memory of drawing those btw. whenever i draw this guy i do in in a daze and hes on my canvas all finished up#my wof lore is that whiteout os my fav character evar so far but#instead of drawing her my brains forcing me to draw her annoying evil brother i hate#lim serious when i say i dont like him. but hes soooo fun to draw i cant say no to worlds evilest 17 year old teenager dragon. frown#i think i made those around the time i got the book which i still didnt get to read btw. sorry. this year was craszy#ill get to it. promise#darkstalker#wof#wings of fire#art tag#eyestrain
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Wuthering Waves has taken over all of my free time recently, so here's a sketch of Scar!Ren I originally shared in da 14DWY Discord!!
#14 days with you#to be tagged later#Sometimes a team is just Sephiroth; some random flower girl; and a dragoon from FFXIV#Like....... Look me in my eyes and tell me that one of Jiyan's abilities isn't just stardiver /silly#Anyways!! Sharing dis on my main only because it's just a sketch and doesn't feel ''official'' enough for da 14DWY blog#If I come back to this piece + retouch/put more effort into it maybe I'll reupload it there instead#But ya!! Any inconsistencies in Scar's outfit is because I was too busy staring at Taoqi <3#There was also absolutely no rhyme or reason as to why I drew Ren as Scar specifically too—#—Other than the fact that he WOULD rock da onigiri strip (RIP T_T) /ij /silly#Plus I was going to draw [REDACTED] as (WUWA SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!!!) Geshu but?? Babes I don't think the timeline works out??#I really saw the marks in the same spot and was like “oh!! they're the same person :3” LIKE GIRL NO?? This is what happens when you skip cs#Geshu is still my number 1 next to Taoqi though (in terms of design) <3 I have a type teehee#Mayhaps I will draw [REDACTED] after all...... (It's currently 3pm and I'm nowhere near my tablet)#Also also!! A treat for those who've read this far: Day 3.5 will be made public very soon!! It's pride month n I wanna celebrate—#—With everyone's fave demi/pansexual enby (who sometimes does a bit of stalking) (as a treat) (he's a yandere)#Violet's birthday is also June 10!! Early birthday gift!! Yippeee!!#Ok I'll shuddup now <3
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This is part 1 of a continuation for my other post where LL Megatron gets trapped in the G1 universe, I was thinking about how someone would go insane in this cartoon world and thought "what if Megatron had someone else to accompany him" so, I gave Starscream an existential crisis
Edit: final part is out, I tagged everything as G1 x LL AU!
#guys i cant continue this comic I'll get too attached to the “oh its g1 animation errors excuse”#“this has great potential to be hilarious” makes angst instead#starscream i love you but your shoulder spike thingies are annoying to draw#theres only two parts but i wanted to keep my streak of posting art daily#DO NOT BE FOOLED BY HIS CUTE FACE HES STILL EVIL hes just having alot of thoughts right now#sorry if my handwriting is hard to read at the end#i print when i can but i... unironicly write in cursive#transformers#megastar#megascream#megatron#starscream#megatron x starscream#transformers fanart#transformers g1#tf idw#transformers au#ok looking at this a day later i realize how bad the flow is#note to self draw just make comics on the same canvas in the future#i will say though Ive never made comics before its pretty good for character angle practice! I need to do more of these#also use a character ref sheet!!! I gotta look at refs if im gonna do this cause its kinda obvious most of my drawings are from memory#G1 x LL AU
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I NEEEEEEED Kurt shippers. or just Kurt insane people to know that the german word for tail is also german slang for penis
"You like my tail dont you" said in german ("Du magst meinen schwanz, oder?") will be read as "you like my dick dont you" by a german
this isnt to discourage people from using the word Schwanz, the oposite, i want people to write Kurt saying that because he WOULD
#and yes. 'schwanz' will be read as 'dick' by default#even if it is the only word for tail we have#we will still read that as dick even if it wasnt the intention#to the point of german warrior cats (the suffix 'tail' exists a lot) having to use the word for a horses tail (which is more implied to#be just A Tail Made Of Hair. or an alternative for pony tail) instad of actually 'tail' because . ya know#anyways. i want people to write him being a little flirt and shit but the people that understand Some german without knowing slang#just thinking hes actually referring to his tail instead of.............. not#kurt wagner#x-men#uh what the fuck do i tag this as#Logurt#?#im writing this BECAUSE of a logurt tiktok i saw so shrugs#nightcrawler
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#Hazbin Hotel#Lucifer Morningstar#I cant be alone with this#its four in the morning and I made this instead of sleeping#please tell me im not alone!!!#Lucifer Magne#please!!!#im begging!!!!!#i will read all the fics!!!#its only been a few days#I should be more patient#my love#Lucifer Morningstar x reader#I love him#Hazbin Hotel x reader
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The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.
Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.
Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)
#fanart#comics#cult of the lamb#cotl#narilamb the goat AU lmao#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#cotl goat#did i look up a photo of billy the kid to base the goat's outfit off of?#i plead the fifth your honor#for real tho guys#rams and lambs are for sheep#for goats you want bucks and billies#or if you're afabing your goat - does and nannies#(tho to be fair ram IS sometimes accepted for male goats also? instructions unclear on that front tbh)#also don't worry - i am never gonna be all YOU GOTTA USE THESE TERMS OR YOU'RE DUMB AND BAD#it just kinda makes me giggle when i see mixed up animal deets#don't even get me STARTED on cat deets tho lmao#if i had a nickel for every time i saw a fanfic writer give narinder a knot#i would have two nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice#at least the one where he was a wolf instead of a cat because the author didn't KNOW he was a cat made sense LOL#yeah i'm over here outing all the lemon fics i read idgaf#if you know which fics i'm talking about you can't even judge me anyway cuz we both been at the same devil's sacrament#i should go to bed
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uh oh
#art#obey me#obey me raphael#jtta ik#forcing myself to have a go at shading things. if i never try i will never get better!!!!!!!#mind if i brain dump real quick bc i've been thinking lately about how i refer to myself as a writer but never an artist#whenever i mention it i always say 'i draw stuff' or 'illustrate' instead#it's not like i feel particularly inferior about how i draw bc of course! i haven't gotten around to even touching an art course!!#but to me 'artist' encapsulates a sort of abstract skill and i always feel like i draw much more objectively#it is just The Thing That I Am Depicting and that's prob why i have such trouble with shading and any non-literal colouring#the best thing i've made so far is that one satan thing and i have yet to remember how i managed that#anyway i've been trying some new stuff out!! slowly but surely#that's all mostly stuff i'll keep to myself though#anyway if you actually read through all that Thank you i love you
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Doodle dump before bed
A ddbb if you will
#my art#ms paint#tomtord#tordtom#norska#i made these instead of studying for a test#also I am sleep deprived again yes#it's when the magic happens hehe#does anyone even read these#if you read this comment poop#or dont actually#uhhhhhhh im gonna go sleep now#gn norska nation
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Wei Wuxian and a List of his Fanon Tropes
Wei Wuxian is one of the best characters in mdzs. He is, unfortunately, also one of the most misunderstood characters in mdzs. I will be compiling all of his fanon tropes so that readers will be able to differentiate the canon from fanon.
List of Fanon Tropes:
Wei Wuxian is stupid / lazy / annoying / rude / incompetent. (+ this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.)
Wei Wuxian is a reckless or sacrificial idiot. (+ this, this, this, this.)
Wei Wuxian has low self-esteem. (+ this, this, this, this.)
Wei Wuxian is arrogant. (+ this, this, this, this.)
Wei Wuxian has depression. (+ this, this, this, this.)
Wei Wuxian is bisexual.
Wei Wuxian is suicidal. (+ this.)
Wei Wuxian is morally grey. (+ this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.)
Wei Wuxian owes the Jiangs. (+ this, this, this.)
Wei Wuxian did the Golden Core Transfer purely out of love.
Wei Wuxian was favoured by Jiang Fengmian. (+ this, this.)
Wei Wuxian doesn't know how to take care of himself.
Wei Wuxian is oblivious. (+ this, this, this, this.)
Wei Wuxian was adopted into the Jiang family. (+ this.)
Wei Wuxian harms the dead. (+ this.)
Wei Wuxian was not mistreated by the Jiangs. (+ this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.)
Wei Wuxian did not help the Jiang Clan after the war.
Wei Wuxian is an alcoholic.
Wei Wuxian regrets what he did to save the Wens.
Wei Wuxian is always thinking about Lotus Pier.
Wei Wuxian wants to reunite with Jiang Cheng during his second life. (+ this, this, this.)
Wei Wuxian is physically weak without his golden core.
Wei Wuxian tortured every single Wen in the Supervisory Office.
Wei Wuxian refuses to accept help from everyone around him. (+ this, this.)
Wei Wuxian thinks Lan Wangji hates him. (+ this.)
Wei Wuxian views the Jiangs through rose colored lenses.
Wei Wuxian never told anyone that he was thrown into the Burial Mounds.
Wei Wuxian is a people pleaser. (+ this.)
Wei Wuxian is seen as an equal / respected by Jiang Cheng.
Wei Wuxian is privileged.
Wei Wuxian's cultivation is demonic cultivation. (+ this, this, this.)
Wei Wuxian is ashamed of his cultivation.
Wei Wuxian's memory is bad.
Wei Wuxian has a hero complex.
Disclaimer, none of these posts belong to me. I suggest reading all of the wonderful posts of the users that I have listed down because they are quite good to read. I'm just listing down all the fanon tropes, pet-peeves, misconceptions, gripes, or horrible takes out there in the fandom in mdzs for my own reference and perhaps everyone out there who needs it.
If there are any more things that I have missed, please don't hesitate to share 😊🙏. I have unfortunately reached the limit for this post and will have to add to a separate post if there are more fanon takes.
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#fanon tropes#i made this cuz i was also confused which ones were canon and which ones were fanon#honestly this was a lot#ppl just need to read the novel#instead simply believing people without evidence#the metas i have used as evidence are the ones that i have read and found really reliable#i suggest reading their metas
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very messy teddy bear shane contemplations before i go to class ……..
#i should be reading smth for class but i did this instead#dumbest shit I’ve ever made btw#if u squeeze him he’d smell like beer#how cute is that#stardew valley#sdv#sdv fanart#stardew valley fanart#sdv farmer#farmer kendall#sdv jas#sdv shane#guys i rlly cannot stop drawing jas#there’s barely any jas content out there#im abt to control the jas economy
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[Image description: Three photos of a knitted red dragon plush. End description.]
Made my very own tiny dungeon meshi dragon plush, that’s based on the version that only appears in the very last chapter for five pages and then is never seen again. I think it turned out pretty well.
I used this pattern to make it with some minor tweaks to the body, tails and legs and then just made some tiny cones for the horns at the end. If anyone would be intersted I might post the alterations and where to apply them but go check out the original pattern! I stuffed it both with acylic stuffing but also some plastic pellets for a bit of extra weight. The eyes are done with french knots.
Going to be adding manga spoilers below the read more with pictures of what I tried to get it to look like.
[Image description: Three panels from the manga showing Falin interacting with a baby dragon. End description.]
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#falin touden#maybe? i made the dragon for a cosplay i made of her#red dragon#plushies#knitting#fiskart#the second pair of horns are curled just by sewing it to the neck to be sure it would hold the shape right#took a bit of brain power at moments when tweaking the pattern to how i wanted it without actually knowing how the tweaking would turn out#but i love it!! it fits great in my hand and i have been carrying it around with me a lot just because of that#been thinking of trying to make a version where the body and tail is knitted in one instead of sewing the tail on later#it would only be able to lie down but now that i have a sitting one it would be fun to also have the other#but really let me know if anyone would be intertsed in trying to make it yourself becuase then i could try to clean up my notes#and put it on here at some point#that was as lot of extra tags#i hope whoever read all of this has a great day!
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They call you King but all I see is Pawn...
#world of warcraft#anduin wrynn#the war within#xal'atath#I keep reading it as prawn#anyway i had an idea but i wasnt sure how to draw it and i made two sketches#idk im just thinking of all the things Xal could say if she targeted Anduin instead#pLEASE PLEASE BLIZZ WRITE THEM INTERACTING AT LEAST ONCE#IM BEGGING YOU#second one i just put Bocca della Verita on repeat
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jake in the pirate au has a better memory for who elected him leader than jake in canon lmao
I am FASCINATED by that line in #50 where Jake says "You know why I was in charge in the first place, Cassie? Because once upon a time, a long time ago, Marco said I was.” [emphasis added] Okay, yes, Doylisticly it's probably a continuity error. Tobias declaring Jake the leader was 49 books ago and all.
But in-universe, it says something about how much the team dynamics have shifted by that point in the series. Tobias hasn't believed in Jake The Hero since the first book. He's the first to question Jake's decisions (e.g. #11, #16) and calls Jake out for excluding Cassie more than anyone else in #51 - 53. He knows and resents the fact that Jake "worries about [him] more than anyone" (#22) hates having to rely on Jake (#3), repeatedly sides with Toby against Jake (#23, #34, #47), and hates Jake's habit of putting their friends in danger (#11, #26, #33, etc). Tobias and Jake are also in a uniquely awkward position at that point: "We'd almost traded places. Tobias the orphan suddenly had a mother. Jake, the poster boy for the all-American nuclear family, was alone. Living in somebody else's house, the way I'd always had to" (#49).
Marco, on the other hand, has never been more pro-Jake. Marco has, by his own standards, already won the war: "my mom was back. Happy she and my dad were still nauseatingly in love... I practically had to tie myself to a tree to keep from running up and down the valley, arms spread wide, belting out show tunes" (#51). He's utterly confident that "Jake knows these things," that "Jake's our general" that Jake will win them the war (#51). NOBODY ELSE (except maybe Eva) still thinks this about Jake as of #51, least of all Jake himself. But Marco (and Eva) got those rose-colored glasses because Jake already pulled off killing Visser One.
Which is an interesting reversal from #1, where Tobias insists "you're the leader, Jake" and Marco laughs in Jake's face when he tries to lead, saying "This is reality. You don't know anything about reality, Jake. Nothing bad has ever really happened to you" (#1). How things change, over 3 years and a few hundred hopeless battles.
#animorphs#animorphs spoilers#jake berenson#tobias fangor#marco animorphs#the ultimate#like (being doylist for a second) i wonder if it was a deliberate decision to have jake refer to marco instead of tobias in that line#not because the authors forgot but because it'd be so bizarre for the tobias we meet in 50 to endorse jake while the marco in 50 doesn't#so like#maybe the authors deliberately had jake misremember who made him leader#to avoid confusing any readers who hadn't read 1 and/or didn't remember it that well#and/or to acknowledge that - as of 50 - it's marco more than anyone supporting (mindguarding?) jake's leadership
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this email and the fact he was writing him literal poetry. like this is not really an email it is not really a letter it is almost entirely a piece of poetry that alex writes about the way that he loves him. the way he loves henry. henry with the great passion for queer poetry. henry who dreams of the anthology he didn't know he would get the chance to write yet. hello.
#okay randomly at the very last sentance i started second guessing myself that maybe it isn't actually canon that henry writes an anthology#of queer poetry post-canon and instead a widely accepted fandom headcanon that i have internalized instead#is that the case? lmk if that's the case#either way i made this post in the tone that it was canon so sorry if im wrong but even if i am this is canon TO ME#anyways this is possibly the most romantic book i have ever read#like serious real romance i love u rw&rb#rwrb#red white and royal blue#rw&rb#firstprince
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