#i made a salad

[finally-got-a-diagnosis]

MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR YOURSELF

JUST COOK IT BADLY AND COOK IT AT YOUR OWN PACE

TAKE BREAKS

BRING A CHAIR INTO THE KITCHEN

BUY TOOLS TO MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER

Are all my cut vegetables the same thickness???? IT DOESN'T MATTER IT JUST NEEDS TO BE CUT AND COOKED

"The recipe called for (insert food that you don't like) so I have to add it." YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FOREVER FRIEND DITCH THE INGREDIENTS

THERE'S NO POINT IF IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU WON'T EAT WHY TORTURE YOURSELF

SMACK THE GORDAN RAMSEY IN YOUR HEAD MAKE WHAT YOU WANT YOU ARE THE HEAD CHEF HERE

[static-errorcode]

I made a salad

I did a lot of work on it so tell me if i should tell you guys how to make it

[sentencedtobefrail]

Nature is pretty than anything man will create

[arcanespood]

"Marshal of the Pact Trahearne"

[gentlenotes-moved]

"why do i constantly feel so empty and why does life feel like a foggy haze and why does every emotion come with a heavy undertone of guilt"

babe you're self isolating again and you haven't talked to a single friend in 3+ months. you've been emotionally and mentally burnt out for several months (or years) and it's made even talking to the people you love feel like a burden, and your anxiety and depression ain't helping. and you're just so so scared your friends hate you for all of it. they don't, i promise.

[samijey]

Royal Rumble 2025

[sofiaruelle]

Yuri please 🥺

Here you go. I unearthed this from the depths of my wips & cleaned it up for you.

[strawberrysamara]

Jumblr, we stay winning bc we go from Purim straight into the Ides of March. I propose we celebrate by getting so drunk we can't tell the difference between Caesar and Brutus, going on a drunken heist for the menorah, and making an ung-dly fusion between hamantaschen and Caesar salad

[omg-snakes]

I was so, so lucky to meet a very special trio of snakes for a class I'm taking on methods in field ecology. One of my two professors is a specialist in garter snakes and was kind enough to bring three different species in for us to compare in person and observe up close. The first was the gorgeous common garter snake, Thamnophis sirtalis, pictures above. She was so calm and well-mannered!

Next was this tiny (by comparison) T. elegans dude, a western garter snake, who was wary of the camera but very patient about being passed around by a group of excited college students. He matched my classmate's sweater perfectly!

Finally, an endangered and incredibly precious T. gigas, the giant garter snake. She's about half of her maximum adult size, so a giant indeed! She musked and peed a bit but for the most part this gojira-faced beauty was pretty chill. We got to observe a full work-up for her including documenting records and microchipping.

She's one of the last of her species. Despite Herculean efforts by her protectors and conservation experts (mostly just one man and his dedicated team), this is a very difficult species to observe in the wild and their habitats are disappearing faster than their need for prioritization of protection in a given area can be assessed. These snakes rely on riparian habitat near rivers, which is also unfortunately a favorite for human development. At this time we don't know how exactly many giant garter snakes are left or whether their current populations are stable.

Today we got to visit their marshland habitat and watch these three go back to the place where they were caught. It was a huge honor and something I'll carry with me forever.

[hildryn]

DENRID | PERSICA | MARREC | CAHIR | TIERNAN | EMRYS

↳ Do not fear difficulty. Hard ground makes stronger roots.

[mazojo]

Oh my god the himbo and the dumb one were dating?

[mamawasatesttube]

you guys... i like tim drake so much 🥰

[mementokore]

GUARDIAN, THE IRON SALAD NEEDS YOU!

found this today, it made my bf and me laugh more than it should've

[william-teddy-grahams]

Listen. The only reason I’m not fit for upper social circles is because I’m too funny.

I went to a fancy dinner once that happened to be on the fifteenth of march. During the salad course, I said it would have been appropriate if they had served a caesar salad. I then had to explain not only THAT it was the ides, but why that was significant for the joke.

Not one smile or even a chuckle. Rich people are all buzzkills and I don’t vibe with them.

[easterndelights]

東京サラダボウル Tokyo Salad Bowl (2025) | EP 4

[samijey]

really??? right in front of roman's salad???