#i lowkey live for this au

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Suddenly, bell bottoms aren't so bad

Bonus sketch, because I had to vv

"Stop checking out my assistant, Stanley."

[ghostbeam]

Mech pilot yuuta and his mech that’s incredibly possessive over him. He takes to you as a handler almost immediately, excited for the help after his last few handlers were scared off. You’re not allowed inside, your constantly dodging malfunctioning limbs and faulty wires, but you’re not one to back down, and gaining her trust is just as important as gaining his.

Rika only realizes how important you are to Yuuta the day after you spend the night with him, and he’s left alone in the morning with an empty bed and a broken heart. You’re his handler. You’re not supposed to leave him. Not ever.

She lures you into her chest one night, faking some sort of lighting malfunction and allowing you inside for the first time. She keeps you inside all night, enduring all your yelling and banging on her insides to be let out, a nice gift for Yuuta.

[thebrainrotsreal]

BACK ON MY INVINCIBLE MLP CROSSOVER JOY!!! I love this crossover smmmm, my soul is happy, cured even, treated of all possible ills. For Andressa's species, instead of relying on a horn for magic (which they don't have), every filly is bestowed a gem for magic! AND, because I want it, Oliver has some winks to Andressa's designs with the swirls on his legs mimicking the lines on hers, sharing a thinly tail, tiny little bumps like spikes, and the curls sorta kinda maybe like her antennae (if you squint and believe, which you should). Andressa and Oliver ilysm. Best purple pony on the planet tbh, sorrry not sorry Twilight Sparkle :/

Bonus drawing of Oliver trying to practice magic by lifting a sheet of paper, he's trying his best, ok???

[silverthelovebug]

Yasammy Week ~ Day 7: Free Day/Hybrids

“I wonder what they did with our legs and all that?”

“Ew, Sammy, I don’t even want to think about it.”

“What about the heads of the dinos we’re stuck onto?”

“Sammy.”

“C’mon, you love theme park tragedies !!!”

@yasammyweek

Shameless Hybrid AU plug, I know, but like it’s my favorite thing in the world to draw/hj. Don’t even ask me how they’re gonna get back to the mainland, because I don’t know either ,,

AAAAHH !! Yasammy week flew by so fast !!! It was so fun seeing everybody’s submissions, fics, and art :3 Happy to have participated this year !!!

[persephoneggsy]

so i did this a while back, finally remembered it, and now i'm posting it

Mass Effect x Dragon Age AU

I did one of these already, sort of, for ME: Andromeda, but this one is set in the Milky Way.

Elaborations below:

Merrill is a quarian who was exiled from the Migrant Fleet. She's looking for a way not to destroy the geth, but to bring them back under quarian control, thinking they're too valuable a resource to just get rid of. Unfortunately, this made many quarians view her as dangerous, and she was exiled for the crime of experimental geth research. Making Merrill a quarian was the first choice I did for this AU, I think it fits really well.

Aveline is an asari. I'd considered krogan or turian, or simply keeping her human, but in the end I went with asari mostly because Aveline always struck me as condescending in the same way many asari are, lol. She's a commando who later moved to the Citadel to join C-SEC.

Isabela is a turian. She's a barefaced turian, meaning she has no association to a colony. Instead of following the typical turian tradition of proudly serving in the Hierarchy's military, Isabela instead ran off to become a space pirate, specializing in smuggling. She frequents the bars around Omega and has earned herself a fearsome reputation among the mercenaries.

Bethany remains a human; she grew up on a colony world with her siblings, and had a relatively peaceful childhood, despite the Alliance constantly badgering her parents to send her and her older sister to their biotic training program.

Marian, also a human, eventually ran away from home to become a mercenary. She resented her father for forbidding her and her siblings from joining the Alliance - not because she was particularly patriotic, but she felt like her father's grudge against the Alliance prevented her and her siblings from receiving the best training possible. Her powerful biotics made her both an asset and a target, and she soon caught the eye of a certain Council Spectre...

Fenris is a drell. He was raised under the Compact, an agreement between the drell and the hanar, and his purpose was to become a bodyguard... And then his training group was attacked by batarian slavers and he was taken captive. For many years, Fenris suffered under the batarians' rule, until he finally managed to escape. Unwilling to return home, he instead roams the galaxy, taking out as many batarian slaving operations as he can.

Anders is a human who escaped from a biotic testing facility run by Cerberus. Though this left him with a grudge against Cerberus, he also hates the Alliance, whom he sees as no better and will also use biotic children as weapons. He dreams of establishing a safe haven for biotics, and is willing to go to increasingly drastic measures to see that dream become a reality.

Varric is a volus. Unlike his business-minded brother, Varric does not spend his days negotiating trade agreements or doing finance consultations. Spending his days at the Afterlife bar on Omega, he's an information broker, and a pretty damn good one at that. With his specially crafted weapon Bianca, he's not too bad in a fight, either.

Carver, much like his older sister, left home to seek out his own path, and ended up joining the Alliance against his parents' wishes. He thrived in the military, quickly climbing the ranks due to his strength and competency. He's being primed for N7 training under the wathcful eye of Spectre Sebastian Vael.

Sebastian is a human, and a Council Spectre (I'm imagining this AU as a sort of nebulous period where humanity isn't as looked down upon as they were at the start of ME1, and there are a fair number of human Spectres running around). A wild child in his youth, his parents sent him to the Alliance to straighten him out, and to their relief, it worked like a charm. He specializes in covert missions and favors sniper rifles and tech powers.

[soup-is-nice-sometimes]

sooooo how are we all feeling

[bulletbilltime]

Pricefield fans: Our ship isn't canon anymore D:

Me whose OT3 has a literal canonically dead character in it: First time here?

[thelemoncoffee]

at the expense of my favorite streamer i have a funny half joke concept for all you "Kokichi has luck" truthers out there

See this clip? this but it happens to Kokichi as a streamer.

the context here is he hadn't saved for the whole four hour stream during an ironmon run, and when he excitedly hit his table while starting an elite four battle the game wigged out and sent him back to where he last saved. no he didn't hit his keyboard, the game just decided to commit violence to him.

i want all of you to imagine this- or shit like it- happening to a streamer Kokichi constantly, and him being known for having his games pull this shit on him at least once every other stream. he is a hazars to game challanges eveywhere becauseehis luck likes to toy with him

That's it, that's the post.

[simpingforcys]

I normally don’t buy fantasy pins but 👀

[glitzybunny]

Silly little fanart doodles of @lab-labrava’s God AU that I did last night!

I think the designs are so cool!!!! I couldn’t NOT draw them! haahahahahahaha

[illusion-of-sea-axes]

Your eyes used to be brown, right, Tucker?

[saphflare]

I don't really watch a lot of Fit or Pac but I heard how Pac tried to adopt the cat that might have been Madagio and had a little idea Aka funny little au in which Madagio does let themself get taken in by Pac, and Fit has to pretend that Pac's new pet is totally a normal cat and not his boss that is constantly pestering him to do his job, slice of life sitcom style

[tvckerwash]

wash tormenting the reds in the most petty ways possible because he's still pissed off about them hitting him with a car and then blowing him up in s8 is so important to me you don't even understand

[pinkseas]

i cant start writing this until im done with the big wip i wont allow myself but.

isat au where after a late-game loop involving all the friend quests, All Of The Others start looping. siffrin dies late in the house, and they all remember it, but they Don't Initially Realize that siffrin has been looping. they think this is just as new for siffrin as it is for them, and that siffrin is only so scared and disoriented and confused because this began when they died, of course they're gonna be out of it.

siffrin using that death as an excuse over and over again in the next few loops. they've already died- they don't want any of the others to feel or experience that, they don't want anyone but themselves to get hurt. when they throw themselves in front of sadnesses or the king, the time they shout for someone to cover bonnie's eyes and then, hands shaking, scared but so determined, carve through their own throat.

the others are in so much more danger, now. and they'll remember what happens. they don't care about the script, they wander they explore they endanger themselves and siffrin can't tell them he knows, he can't, they just. have to try and protect everyone. have to try so, so hard to keep being the only one who remembers how it feels to die.

shaking as they kill themselves. not afraid of the pain, or dying, but petrified of the other's reactions. trying so hard to downplay their strength, to act Normal. or at least, as normal as they're supposed to be at the Beginning of a time loop. as normal as they're supposed to be after killing themselves to save one of their family members. saying they only really guessed that doing that would work to loop back. voice small, shaking, saying that they're really glad it did.

siffrin is not the best actor. too many things begin to add up. sif never, ever leaves any of them alone while they're in the house, but sometimes in dormont they find excuses to meet up and talk about things without him there. at first it's worry for how much they're hurting themselves, then concern for how easily, and then.

in hindsight siffrin wasn't necessarily suspicious, that very first loop, but certain things felt virtually effortless. like a slight attempt to make it seem natural was made solely so they wouldn't question it in the moment, but siffrin didn't realize there were any stakes. didn't know that anyone else would remember long enough to matter. and something is so, so clearly wrong.

odile one night at the clocktower finally, finally asking siffrin: how long? siffrin, caught completely off-guard, how long what? odile, not hesitating, how long have you been looping? the party probably hasn't even reached double digits. siffrin blinks. odile waits. and then, siffrin bolts.

the frantic search to find them. them looping back various degrees at random times, sometimes to the beginning and sometimes not, siffrin nowhere in sight for so, so long. it's terrifying. haunting. how long was siffrin alone? how long did they experience this for? they're family, they're supposed to be family, but they can't track siffrin down. all of the others together, terrified, borderline inconsolable, when odile raises a blade to her own throat, threatens to nothing and no one that she'll die. she'll die, and she'll come back. she'll know how it feels.

the way siffrin lashes out when they do finally show themselves, then. their fear their terror their frantic, desperate need to make sure nobody gets hurt but themselves. an argument that spirals and spirals until siffrin breaks: i'm tired. i'm tired. and they really do look exhausted. voice hoarse, pathetic, miserable, can we talk about this more tomorrow? please?

the others letting up. siffrin all but collapsing into bed, "falling asleep" almost immediately. they really are exhausted. how long has it been? the others talking for a while, no real important thoughts, no conclusions reached. falling into uneasy sleep.

waking with the sun. siffrin and the orbs are gone.

siffrin who has been consistently losing their fucking mind because they have to sneak away, now, even just to talk to loop, which is coincidentally when their family talks about them. because suddenly every single little thing they say and do matters, they don't remember what they are and aren't supposed to know right now and every time they slip up and forget or remember something they shouldn't, the others will see. they need, need, need to act natural but they don't know how.

feeling absolutely fucking disgusted every time someone tries to comfort them over their deaths because stars they do not deserve it, don't deserve the love the others feel for them solely because siffrin has been here long enough that they successfully not only manipulated everyone into liking them but also trapped them with him.

he didn't want to be alone. they don't. but they can not let any of the others shoulder this. they have to find a solution. they have to figure out what they can do they cannot let the others be hurt they can't they can't they can't. siffrin can be crushed or snapped or frozen or butchered, can be slaughtered in every way even by their own hands but they cannot let their family do the same. no matter what.

[unclefathersantateddy]

When I see posts calling the cannibalism pilot of Bob's Burgers "scary" and "unsettling" all I can think about is how these people would not have survived 2013-2015 tumblr when Hannibal was at its prime👀.

[silvurs]

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗅𝗈𝗋 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗐𝗇𝗌, 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗈𝖿𝗍 𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗄 𝖾𝗒𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖺𝗌 𝗂𝗍 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗉𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗎𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗌, 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗄 𝖿𝗅𝗎𝗍𝗍���𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇 𝗌𝗁𝖺𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗌𝗉𝖺𝖼𝖾.

“𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗈𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗌𝗅𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗂𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝖽?”

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗂𝗋 𝗌𝗇𝖺𝗀𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝖺𝗍. 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 . 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗐𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖽, 𝗉𝖺𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗋𝗇𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝗐𝗈𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾.

“𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗎𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁.”

𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗈 𝗆𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗎𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗌, 𝖺 𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖽 𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾, 𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗌 𝗌𝗅𝗂𝗉 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗈𝗇𝗀𝗎𝖾, 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗀𝗀𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗉𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗅𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝖾𝗅𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝖿𝖿𝖻𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗉 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝖿𝖺𝗅𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗌𝗍.

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗅𝗈𝗋 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗌 𝗂𝗍 𝗍𝗈𝗈, 𝖺 𝗌𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗍𝗐𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗉𝗌, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗐 𝗌𝗂𝗅𝗄𝗒 𝗆𝗎𝗋𝗆𝗎𝗋. “𝗂𝗍’𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗌𝗉𝗂𝖺𝗇, 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒.”

𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘢𝘯 .