#i love yall mwuah mwuah

[shidouryusm]

I just realised today marks exactly one year since my breakup.

I'm so so so proud for growing into myself in this one year. I have strengthened my boundaries, I have become more firm in asserting what I want from a partner and won't be settling for anything less. Most importantly, I have realised my own worth, my own importance so so much more than last year. I discovered what I genuinely like, I went out a lot with my friends even on countless self dates, I read books about self-worth and productive habits, I worked and studied hard, I travelled, I just became a relatively more happier person than I was, from 2021 infact.

Last year Sami would not make the choices this year's sami made. As much as I was hurt emotionally and it took me a fair chunk of month to recover, I'm glad I experienced it in order to realise how much I was depriving myself of my own potential and how much I, as an individual, am so much interesting with my own set of goals and likings. As well as realising I am also an individual who has things to work on before getting with someone else. My idea of dating has drastically shifted and honestly I don't think it would have happened if I were to be in that relationship still.

It wasn't abusive nor it was degrading or demeaning to me but I was unknowingly being treated as a much much less priority in the name of "work" and "space". Now I am very sharp about these sugarcoated distancing and disrespect and won't tolerate it otherwise.

I've grown. I am thriving. I am happy.

[indiweb]

TYTYTYYY for 400 my loves 🦅🦅‼️

[wanderingblindly]

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to 10 of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better🌹💕

💖💖LOVE TRAIN FOR ALL MY BELOVEDS💖💖

[michidrawsathing]

Taking asks for Hetalia! I draw so please feel free to put drawing requests in (slight nsfw allowed but I'll have to crop depending). My hyperfixation is Hetalia and I want to draw more art. I'm open to pretty much any ship so long as it's not minors x adults :3 This is a safe space and I would like everyone to know that I even ship AmeCan if it's written in a situation in which they are not brothers/stepbros.

Anyway, I digress. If you do put in a drawing request, please don't expect it to be ASAP or anything besides a cleaned up sketch. I hope this finds everyone well :3 Any and all hate will receive a block

[2truehearts]

gnnn

[ughgoaway]

That school talent show blurp was sooooo (stop underestimating yourself seriously, you're really talented Ace❤️) 🥺🥺🥹

Also I'm a sucker for anything Annie-related or teacher AU in general, so yeah...

-⎕

oh you are such a sweetheart!!! thank youuuuuu <3333

it will never not be crazy that people think I'm talented?? I've never been called that before but people on here are so nice :))))

more teacher au stuff coming soon-ish hopefully! it will probs be depressing angst but... at least its some content I suppose?

[sams-apron]

blorbo

[neomarsh]

time to just blurt out my brain

ive been trying to figure myself out more n more and have noticed i dont??? see a distinction/difference between how i love my friends and how i love my partner. its all the same, i love them all lots, i reassure them and make sure theres good communication with eachother,individually etc. ive been talking to my partner abt all of it and i know im lucky as shit to have someone like him that understands and isnt put off by all of it and is just as open back to me. ive been scared of him being a yes man and not telling me what he thinks but im very very glad he isnt... but yeah talking to him helped me reallize these things, and come to terms with it. rn we have an open relationship? could be more but we have full trust in eachother to always be eachothers #1. short version im just learning i might or might not be polyamorous when it comes to love in practice. idk a better word for it rn but yeah lotsa learning and lots of trust.

[ynbabe]

Party all night- Lance Stroll x Partygirl! Reader

Am I perhaps obsessed with this vibe? Yes, will I maybe turn this into a series for all the drivers? idk yall tell me 🫣

as always comments and requests are always welcome!!

People don't always like Lance but they definitely don't like his party girl girlfriend.

f1behindts

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f1behindts Lance Stroll was seen with his girlfriend in the clubs of London before the start of the 2024 season

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username She’s so prettyyyyyy

username right??? How’d mans pull that???

Username she’s only with him for his money I mean why else?

Username IS HE SMOKING

Username why is he in f1 again? Obviously he doesn’t care about putting the hours in and now he’s smoking? Like give the seat to a driver that deserves it rather than daddy’s boy over here

Babeitsy/nl/n

babeitsy/nl/n london how you have my heart ❤️

yourbsf1 Why'd we let you choose the club??

babeitsy/nl/n cause i know the best spots 🤭 yourbsf2 you literally ran off with ur bf 5 sec in yourbsf3 exactly BOOOO lancestroll sorry guys but she loves me more 🤷‍♂️

username bro how is he with someone like her...

username shes literally making him smoke doesn't she know how bad that is for F1 drivers?

babeitsy/nl/n girl he had a lollipop in his mouth 😭 I love my vroom vroom man very much yourbsf1 idk why yall think we can make this man do shit. he's soooo stubborn

lancestroll ❤️

babeitsy/nl/n miss you alr mwuah

babeitsy/nl/n

babeitsy/nl/n me and @/yourbsf1 with @/fernandoalofficial

babeitsy/nl/n finally met the man the myth the legend, thanks babe!!

lancestroll could not get her to stop giggling, this old man stole my girlfriend fernandoalofficial it was good to meet you, your a lucky man lancito

yourbsf1 came in uniform for this moment 🫡

username why is she sticking to him?? lance break up with her man, shes a 304

username girl he's not gonna pick you, why dont you let that girl live

username the fact that Lance thinks that his girlfriend would leave him for alonso says a lot about her ewwww

lancestroll

lancestroll to the best girlfriend, I'll love you even when you drag me to clubs at 3 at night and your friends keep stealing my coffee. I don't care what others say you're the love of my life.

babeitsy/nl/n aww baby i love you 🥹

lancestroll love you too babe

yourbsf2 the call-out was unnecessary but I'll allow it cause this is sweet

username he really said fuck yall i love my girl

username the way y'all were dogging on her, now what??

hope yall liked this!! requests are always open!!

[hyper-jam]

Hello SecurityWaiter nation surprise I’m not dead

Once again I have just been very caught up in the discord server but the amazing and lovely @nemmet gave me the idea to redraw a Scott Pilgrim screenshot as SecWait so I DID and it’s AWESOME

Sorry I left yall so long mwuah mwuah /p /silly

[venomhound]

Hazbin Hotel - Handkerchief Headcanons

The rat in my brain was overclocking on its wheel about the Hazbin guys and their potential handkerchiefs after watching some historical romance. Then I had the existential realization that I am probably the singular cancerous overlap between Hazbin Hotel and actual historical fiction. So I have to do these myself I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(also huge thanks to @heart-of-the-morningstar for beta reading the Lucifer section; I love you boo-boo, MWUAH)

Hyperfixated rant pretending to be a history lesson and headcanons below the cut -ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

*gently taps pointer on desk then smashes it against whiteboard*

HERE IS A HISTORY LESSON FOR YOU NERDS ABOUT HANDKERCHIEFS AND HANDKERCHIEF FLIRTING.

First off, I need to say I AM NOT talking about the Handkerchief Code. This is a form of LGBTQ+ signaling that many falsely say started in the 1970s (thats just when it first became 'mainstream', its much MUCH older then that).

Handkerchiefs have been used for flirting for literal centuries. There is so much history to them that I cannot possibly hope to cover. The Victorians even had an entire body language system dedicated to them. These are basically just historical highlights or things specifically related to this post.

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Alright. So before the 1960s (when handkerchiefs finally went out of style) EVERYONE had one. Disposable tissues weren't even invented until 1924!

Needless to say, pre 1920s, open flirting (especially by a woman) was frowned upon. So handkerchiefs became a main method of doing so.

Im sure yall have seen the infamous 'lady dropping her handkerchief in front of a guy she likes' move in movies or tv. This is because a woman used to not be allowed to talk to a man she was not introduced to first. So by dropping her handkerchief in front of a guy she wants to talk to, this gives the guy an opening to pick up the handkerchief, give it back to her, and introduce himself. Thereby making them acquainted.

Because everyone had a goddamn handkerchief, if a woman is crying, as a man, you would only offer her your own handkerchief if your courting her, her lover, or actually related to her. Otherwise you would just say 'dry your tears' because she got her own stupid handkerchief. If you were none of those things and still gave a woman your handkerchief, WOOF, that was forward of you. You just did the Victorian equivalent of an unsolicited dick pic.

Lovers would often exchange handkerchiefs as tokens. Usually with their names or initials embroidered on the handkerchief. Men would openly wear these, usually tucked into a pocket or hat brim, with the initials showing as a way of bragging about their lady.

Although there are stories of womanizers who would have entire hat brims stuffed with a rainbow of handkerchiefs as a way of bragging about their conquests (and all the broken hearts they left behind).

Friends would also sometimes exchange handkerchiefs but this was really only in specific circumstances and I don't want to get into the weeds on that. Just keep in mind that it CAN be a friendship thing too.

Also for long distance couples (or just general weirdos) it was common for them to send their lovers a handkerchief scented with their perfume/cologne.

Im only telling you this fact because there is a really funny story about Elizabeth the first. She attended a tennis match between two men who were attempting to court her (pun not intended). In the middle of the match, one of the men walked over to Elizabeth, asked for her handkerchief, and used it to wipe the sweat from his face (scenting it). The other man was so offended by this action that he fucking jumped the first guy and a fistfight ensued. When the second guy was asked why he attacked the first, he said the handkerchief wipe was 'too saucy'. I cackle every time I think about this.

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ALRIGHT. Now the history lesson is over and you have a general idea of handkerchief flirting. In my unprofessional opinion, the Hazbin guys who carry around handkerchiefs are; Alastor, Sir Pentious, Vox, and Lucifer (technically)

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Lucifer ₊˚ ‿︵୨୧

I say technically Lucifer because he has a really bad habit of just forgetting about it or leaving it in random places. Guy will reach in his pocket for it, realize its not there, and be like 'oh no NOT AGAIN'.

He has a stash of them in his room and workshop. He also will carry around like two or three of them when he goes out because he KNOWS he is gonna lose at least one of them.

Lucifer's handkerchief is super fancy. Its made out of pure red silk (he likes the texture), with fancy white lace edges. A giant Morningstar family crest is embroidered in the center in golden thread.

I headcanon that Lucifer has always been a shut in and rarely, if ever, goes out. But when he does, this guy is super gracious with his handkerchiefs (he does carry around several after all!). Like, to the point its an actual problem.

Lucifer will see a girl crying and offer her his handkerchief without a second thought. Goes right over his head that its a little weird to give your handkerchief to a stranger and extremely flirty to give it to someone at all.

Has 100% started fights or accidentally made people fall for him because he didn't realize the message he was sending. I also just generally headcanon that shit like this (Lucifer being a social dumbass) is a big reason he hates Sinners.

An example: from Lucifer's POV, a guy just randomly started attacking him for comforting a lady; when from the guy's POV, Lucifer, the King of Hell, just came onto his guy's wife when she was emotionally vulnerable. But Lucifer being an idiot is another post >.<

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Vox ₊˚ ‿︵୨୧

Although he was at the tail end of the handkerchief times; Vox still has one personally and sees it as a sign of being a proper gentleman. Or at least he says thats why he has one...

Vox normally keeps it hidden on the inside of his suit jacket though because he doesn't want to deal with random people asking about it or trying to get it. The other two Vees aren't exactly pleasant about it either.

Valentino constantly tries to steal it as a joke, he will 100% start waving it at Vox like a maiden sending their beloved off to war while playing keep away with it (Valentino says stupid shit while doing this too; like "Oh my beloved Vox! You've come to save me from this wretched boredom that has befallen me!"). Of course this is when Valentino isn't using it as a towel to clean up messes of various bodily fluids and nebulous origin that is. (Vox has opted to burn multiple handkerchiefs due to this)

Velvette just thinks its the funniest thing and makes fun of Vox so hard when she sees it. Who carries around handkerchiefs anymore? Isnt that unsanitary? What does a computer need a handkerchief for anyway? Does he sniff it or something? She will not let up.

So yeah, hidden in the pocket it goes. Honestly, Vox will only take it out if you two have become good friends or he has a major crush on you. Otherwise he will just throw a tissuebox at you.

But no matter if you two are platonic or romantic, if you accept his handkerchief and keep it, Vox is guaranteed to stutter and glitch a bit. The fact that you didn't make fun of him and actually want to keep a personalized item from his time just gives him butterflies.

For how flashy the Vees tend to be, your surprised Vox has such a pleasingly monochrome handkerchief. Its a beautiful azure blue with his Voxtech symbol embroidered in the corner in a dark cobalt. Made of pure cotton for optimal handkerchief efficiency because of course it is.

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Sir Pentious ₊˚ ‿︵୨୧

Highkey one of the first germaphobes. Due to, you know, being alive in the time of plague and all.

Like Lucifer, he has a million handkerchiefs. But in Sir Pentious' case, its because he can't help but be polite and give one to his friends when they are sick or crying... and then burn/destroy them right after if they give it back.

Sir Pentious actually has two sets of handkerchiefs. The main ones are simple handkerchiefs made out of patterned cotton-blend fabric. That way they can be mass produced by the Egg Bois and still look nice. These are the ones he carries several sets of and gives out freely.

Be warned: sometimes the Egg Bois like to put their own names on them for fun. So you may end up with a relatively nice red and black plaid handkerchief with a very poorly embroidered 'STANLY' on it in neon green.

The other handkerchief type is his actual personal one. Its black and yellow striped with Sir Pentious' full name embordered along the bottom in a light gray. With how nice the embroidery is, you figure he must have done it himself.

Like I implied before, Sir Pentious is very protective of his handkerchief and doesn't give it to anyone. He normally just gives them his throwaway ones because he is afraid of germs and getting sick.

One of the first ways Sir Pentious tried to show Cherri Bomb his interest was offering his actual handkerchief to her. It was a super big deal to him. Cherri, not understanding the significance/meaning of the gesture, proceeded to blow her nose in it and give it right back.

Needless to say, the Egg Bois were quick to set fire to it

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Alastor ₊˚ ‿︵୨୧

Alastor has a handkerchief. But he wont offer it to you. Nope. Not ever. Not as a flirting gesture, not even as a friend. Your not getting it.

There is a reason for this though; its because Alastor technically doesn't carry his own handkerchief. He actually carries around the handkerchief belonging to his late mother.

The handkerchief is practically ancient at this point. The just sheer amount of washing and general use it has gone through has worn nearly all color away from it. Most people falsely believe it to be a classic, white handkerchief. But when the light hits it right you can see hints of the vibrant color it once had.

Alastor's mother's initials are also hand embroidered in the corner. Since Rosie is the only one privy to the actual origin of the handkerchief; usually people falsely assume it to be a token from a lover and a sign that Alastor is already taken.

Alastor actually loves this because it helps ward off unwanted advances. He will totally pull it out and fake wipe his face with it as a subtle way to tell a lady to back off him.

He is super protective of it and delicately hand washes it himself. Alastor wont even let Niffty touch the thing. You get the feeling that it serves as some kind of weird security blanket for the stag.

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AN: This took wayyy longer to release then I meant it to because its the first writing thing Ive put on here and Im anxious about it aaahhh. Ive reread it like 12 times and I still guarantee I missed things OH WELL

[indiweb]

i only know bts from these three, but you seem so passionate about them, it’s so cute. i used to be an army from 2015 til 2019, i’m going back nowadays because i miss them very much!! AND OMG JHOPE IS ALSO MY BIAS, ever since the beginning i was always more enchanted by him!!!! it’s so nice to meet another person that has him as a fav 🥹🥹

OMG YESSSS i love them sm i’m soso happy you’re getting back into em😋🤞‼️OMF YES ANOTHER HOBI BIAS😞🫶🫶 ITS LIKE I CAN NEVER FIND ANY UGH but you’re so real , his passion for dance just does it for me every time. esp bc i used to be a hiphop dancer and it motivates me sm to continue choreographing from time to time 🥹 ugh yes i love meeting hobi biases, they’re always so sweet even tho for some reason it’s so rare for me to find yall☹️🙏 i rlly hope you do become an army again cus there’s SOOO much content coming out since their enlistment , it’s so hard to keep up😭

[l0verf0rever]

riding jude but you're struggling to take it all 😫😍

𝑨𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆

Smut | Jude Bellingham x Reader

Smut warning ! ⚠️

𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

From clubs to bars, you're everywhere partying with friends. Heartbreak does change a person? Just finding a way to numb the feeling

You've never really been the type to party short makeout sessions in the back of the club. You secretly just put a face of being someone strong. You just want someone to love in a way

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Red light under everyone's body, the vibration of the music short black dress smudge lipstick from the few shots you took

Dancing someone's hands on your hip, everything felt so familiar from his scent to his voice. He's head on your neck, kissing it slowly

His hand on your hand whispers to each other, holding your hand and guiding you out the red light leaving and revealing his face. You hated him, but it was too good

The two of you in back seat flirting cologne and alcohol mix in the air flirty kisses on the neck and shameless sexual tension at he's apartment

2am makeout another try in love ? You never had a hook up, nor sex but you can keep that a secret making out his hands carrying your legs around his waist and your hands on his neck making out with him to the way to hes bedroom

You can feel his smirk while kissing you. "I have you again," taking off his polo unzipping your dress, leaving your bra and panties

Making hickies on him as he unclips your bra, you're breast on his mouth hickeys all over you twos body whimpering he's name

Kneeling down on your knees, he's hand tying all your hair up, opening your mouth and looking up at him teary eyes he was big he pushes your head further, making you take him whole, tears fell in your face going faster after the string of saliva between you and hes cock he's cum smudge your makeup

"You look so pretty like this, babe." he looks down at you, sit down on the mattress missionary kissing you,"yo-your so fu-fucking tight, " he angrily grunts it hurted then it felt so good he was getting sloppier and sloppier both of you are close to climax

Cowgirl style taking him whole he wipe your tear "your so fucking tight I wanna fuck you for hours " kissing you the whole time until you were used to it he's apartment was full of moans

Doggy style "I wanna fucking breed you fuck" pulling your hair roughly "you fucking wanna have my kids ? Huh ? Slut?" He's pace was getting faster as you two reach your climax together "ju-jude fa-faster please!" Pulling your hair harder

he came inside of you kissing you. "Should I keep it inside?" he jokes. "Shut up, jude." The morning sun shines in the two of you "love you"

Hey guy how are yall since my last post ? Okay so this one is very different its smut A WHOLE LOT SMUT thanks to the person who requested this thank you mwuah! Hope u enjoy.

[illyrianbitch]

2K celebration planning!!!

HI BABIES I HAVE AN IDEA FOR MY 2K CELEBRATION!! but i need yalls input :) for the diff pieces i need all the love interests, so vote!! and ill be choosing the top 4-5, so if you want to see one and dont think theyll be voted as much as someone else, vote for that person!! mwuah

[2truehearts]

night dash <3.

[pechaberriesandsoju]

Anyways, to my dear followers and mutuals???? I love yall so muchhhhh! Ya'll are so sweet, your f/os love and adore you so much and cherish you to the ends of the universe and beyond!!!! Keep being awesome and amazing, ya sweeties!!!! Mwuah mwuah!!! (Platonic)