#i love tjis man so much

[axotwigg]

you will never guess which camp camp character i like the most.

you will also never guess that this is david becuase ive dumped so many headcanons on this man

[tox-tea]

The Flower Crown Martial God : His Highness Xie Lian (click for higher res)

[this-should-do]

me when i meet with my colleges first out trans teacher who is like a celebrity with me after one of my teachers puts me in contact with her again (i had interviewed said trans teacher 4 years prior and hadnt met with her since) and she tells me tjat my teacher had so many positive things to say about me, about how i was one of her brightest most well spoken students and that she (within like 5 minutes of having been talking) immediately sees exactly what my professor had been talking about and so many super implied positives about me that i would never had known about and i dod everything in my power to avoid prying for more details but even what i heard was soso nicies

[rainbowbeanstyles]

WHAT COULD’VE BEEN. WHAT COULD’VE BEEN. WHAT COULD’VE BEEN. WHAT COULD’VE BEEN. WHAT COULD’VE BEEN. WHAT COULD’VE BEEN.

[awkwardarmadildo]

"Hey Dad. I can explain"- JOWOSIXJ NI THAYS SO FUNNY WHAT THE HELL I LOVE THAT SO MUCH

A fanfic idea:

Bruce was able to rescue Jason before he died, and after this experience, Jason stopped being Robin.

He became afterwards the golden child, he goes to college (with a scholarship), helps out in the city library, teaches children (helps with their homeworks and helps them to study), works part time in a car garage in crime alley, and is a supportive brother.

And it pisses his siblings off.

Because there has to be something fishy because no one, really no one, is that perfect.

And there is something fishy.

He is also Red Hood.

No one knows, and the vigilantes never talk to Jason about "the family business" because he needs to concentrate on his studies and other stuff.

So imagine, Batmans suprise when the JL was able to catch Red Hood.

Someone takes Jasons helmet off in front of Batman, Nightwing, and other members

And Jason, who wears also a domino mask, doesn't look Batman in the face even as he says :

"Hey Dad. I can explain."

And Dick loses his shit, he laughs so hard because, Jason, The golden child, the one who gave up on being a vigilante, who reads to children in the library, is a goddamn crimelord.

Bruce just stands there frozen because wtf Jason?!

And Dick takes selfies with Jason being tied up and calles the other Batkids in because they should definitely not be left out of it.

(Edit: As someone who doesn't really write (or can write good stories), I want to say, feel free to use this prompt for a fanfiction. Just please give credits to me (because I don't know if someone else had also this idea and posted it) and please inform me if you publish something (because I want to read a fanfiction like this too))

[lewisvinga]

yeah, my wife | oscar piastri x fem! reader

summary; oscar randomly revealed that he was married young and it sends the grid into chaos and confusion. what he reveals after made everything more chaotic

fc; various girls on pinterest

warnings; cursing

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03 @c-losur3 @fall-bambi

note; tbh this was originally gonna be a written fic but i decided w smau lols

masterlist !

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liked by yourusername, landonorris, and others !

oscarpiastri: 7 years of being with you, 4 years of being married. thank you for always being by my side and giving me one of the greatest gifts, our daughter. happy anniversary, i love you.

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: osc🥹🥹🥹

yourusername: oscar jr and i love you so much🧡🧡

landonorris: OSCAR JUNIOR?????

oscarpiastri: his name actually isn’t oscar dumbass

landonorris: whyd she say oscar jr🙄

yourusername: bc i happen to carry her for 9 months only for her to look exactly like the man who participated for 5 mins 😔

oscarpiastri: she’s my mini me😁

username: TJIS IS NOT A DRILLLL

username: omg he’s A GIRL DAD????😧😧😧

username: that’s so perf for him omg

logansargeant: happy anniversary to my favorite couple!❤️

oscarpiastri: 4 years ago we partied like miami frat boys wow😮

yourusername: thank you, logan<3333 i’m bringing sugar cookies tmrw btw!!!

logansargeant: SCORE!

alex_albon: share w the rest of us🙄

logansargeant: no

charles_leclerc: A CHILD HAVING A CHILD???😀😀😀

oscarpiastri: i’m 23 actually

charles_leclerc: A CHILD BASICALLY????

username: wait omg high school sweethearts this is so cute 🥹🥹🥹

maxverstappen1: damn with a child too??

oscarpiastri: well, yes!

lewishamilton: fatherhood suits you! congrats to you both❤️

oscarpiastri: thank you, lewis!

yourusername: akkdoakxkdkxoskxosdo lewis knows who i am alsnakdk

username: y/n is so me actually

pierregasly: yk what, hiding a wife and child is such a you thing.. congratulations though!

oscarpiastri: 😺😺

username: never beating the cat allegations i fear

username: LMAO DID NONE OF TJE DRIVERS KNOW???😭😭😭

landonorris: NO. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

landonorris: HE’S SO FAKE

landonorris: #cancelloscarpiastri #oscarpiastriisoverparty

logansargeant: i knew 😋

landonorris: FUCK YOU AMERICANS!!!

oscarpiastri: someone’s grumpy…..😆

yourusername: maybe he needs a nap like baby piastri 🤔🤔

landonorris: actually i am quite tired

[evillysilly]

Dombot FTM Francis Mosses shows subtopMale reader how to properly bread him? Reader has never had more than BJ's and handjobs and fingering but Francis wants more than just that,, :3

I've never made a request so i hope this is understandable :3

4 | euphoria.

content warning: nsfw (lewd), porn with no plot, ftm powerbottom francis, service top male reader, mentions of handjobs and blowjobs, fingering, breeding, kind of clothed sex(?), praising, reader's more vocal than francis

a/n: HI!! i've never done a sub reader before but this is like my first ever request so i am NOT gonna just take that request down... also i didn't proof read tjis unlike the others my bad if its sort of ass

ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ ,（；´д｀）ゞ , (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

heaving and panting. that's the only thing you could hear from you and your beloved Francis. you were really worked up, dick throbbing in your trousers, legs slightly shaking while Francis was watching you, feeling your fingers doing the curled finger motion inside his slick heat. yet he wanted more than that, something different, he holds your wrist, stopping you from what you were doing.

you looked at him confused, letting out incoherent words out, but Francis already knew you were gonna question him. "mn.. want you inside me."

hearing those words just made you even harder, but you were nervous, you've never taken it this far before, you and Francis would usually just give each other handjobs and blowjobs. "are.. are you sure? I've never done that before..." you mutter, you could hear how nervous you are with your tone as Francis nods.

"I.. I can help you out, mm?" Francis offers as you shyly nod, pulling your ring and middle finger out from his clit. you were thankful Francis was a patient man, you would do anything just to please him in any way, and that's one of the reasons why Francis loves you so much.

you finally take off your pants, along with your boxers, your erection standing proud and beading with lots of pre-seminal fluid already, you place yourself on top of your lover, your aching shaft slowly sinking inside Francis with both of you letting out a sigh— well, yours was more of a whine.

"you're- nghhn.. you're really.. tight..." you huff out, putting all inches in as Francis grips your shirt, his walls clenching around you, yet relishing the sensation. you couldn't help but let out more moans as you move your hips, this felt so euphoric, the feeling of Francis' tight cunt taking you so well turned you on even more.

"I'm doing well.. ri- right?" you asked, looking at your adorable milkman who was panting and grunting. "mmn- mhm.. such a good boy, doing so well..." he utters, his hands gripping your shoulders as your body shuddered at the praise, your pace increasing from it.

Francis lets out a groan, feeling your dick hitting the specific sensitive area in him. "ugh.. th- there..." you hum in response, thrusting in deeper and focusing in one spot, you were so sensitive as well, you could feel yourself reaching your peak already.

"I'm- I'mmngh- haah- I'm sososo c- close...!" you whine against Francis' neck, panting and whimpering, your speed slowing down, fucking him harder and deeper, hearing Francis let out another groan. "that's it.. cum inside me." he breathlessly orders, you could feel his legs slightly trembling as well, it was almost like he's trying to stabilize himself.

you chanted Francis' name like a prayer, your thrusts getting sloppy to some degree as you thrust inside one last time, letting out a loud moan and cumming inside him, you felt Francis' body quiver, looking down to see his juices mixing with yours, drooling out of his pretty hole.

as you finally pull out, panting and collapsing on top of Francis, he couldn't help but admire how adorable you are, running his fingers through your hair as you hum.

"mmn, ready for another round?"

[unluckiestmember]

Hobie x male reader if that’s okay!! ^_^ like the reader is also into the same music and they have a bunch of things in common and then they just enjoy each others time ^^; SORRY IF TJIS IS TOO MUCH u can change anything to ur liking !!

Coming right up!

Hobie Brown X Male! Reader

Characters: Hobie Brown, Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy and Pavitr Prabhaker.

Tags: Established Relationship, alphabet mafia, Hobie being Hobie, anarchy, flirting, sharing, shenanigans, menaces to society and fluff (of course).

Warning: None. SFW.

A/N: I like to believe Hobie is Pansexual if not Bisexual. What do you guys think?

You are everything to Hobie.

Guy feels like he hit the jackpot when he started to date you.

You liked rock music? You enjoyed causing chaos? And you lived life to the fullest without regrets?

Oh he was so in love.

He will recklessly take you along with him as Spider-Punk while fighting some bad guys.

Between his punches, expect this man to dedicate attacks to you and ask if you saw them.

Definitely flirts without you, saying how handsome you are and how hot you can be.

If he catches you blushing? Good job. You just fueled him to keep the compliments coming.

If you play an instrument, he will push you to do gigs with him.

And he will kiss you at every concert, right in front of the crowd, with no regrets.

He will sneak day passes back home for you and him to spend some days on other Earths.

He also sneaks you onto Spider-Society to meet his friends.

Yes. Miles, Pavitr and Gwen always make fun of him when you’re around.

You can think of it as payback for all the times he’s made you flustered back home.

Share clothes with you and vice versa.

He will go out of his way to wear your shirts and jackets proudly so everyone knows who he belongs to.

Whenever he finds you in his clothes, he gets giddy and showers you with compliments.

Hobie has made out with you anywhere you can think of.

He can’t help if he can’t keep his lips off of you! You’re so cute!

He will push you into getting piercings and tattoos, but if you don’t want them, he understands.

Everyone can tell you mean so much to him.

Hopefully you do too.

Spider-Verse Requests are open!

Likes and retweets are always appreciated! I love you all, stay hydrated and have a good day! <3

[muffymayhem]

I SCREAMED AT IT EARLIER AND QKDBA /VPOS WHEHEH

quick doodle bc I have been thinking about the sillies all day WJBDHS

ME WHEN I FORGIT TO POST THIS

they are friends

( @muffy-mayhem's narrator)

[ocular-intercourse]

The historian ones sound like gyo, but I'm really into Finn these days... but I'm not so cruel to say all the questions, so I'll let you pick :)))

no. 5: letters between two of your OC’s companions about them

(i used a random nr generator cause i need it selected for me or i won't ever finish it lol)

or in this case, messages between shawn & randy about finn, who's streaming a concert of some songs he and his friends wrote in highschool over twitch

R: DUUDE ARE YOU WATCHING TJIS??

S: watching what

R: finn's stream

R: ?

S: hang on

R: you good?

S: watching now

S: hey what the fuck

R: yeahc

R: like

R: one of the first things you ever told me about finn was to not let him do vocals for the band or i'd be out of a job

R: i get it now, you weren't joking even a little

S: yeah no he's GOOD good, i had the pleasure of hearing him sing all the time when we were dating but man

S: wasn't prepared for that uh

S: presence? but also i'm biased so maybe that's just me

R: heh yeah scale of 1 to 10 how much does it kill you seeing him like this

R: not just you btw he's like.. fucking magnetic on a stage, it's wild to see

S: oh yeah, 10, easy

S: you know i was already head over heels for the guy before he became

S: you know, all that

R: rich? quasi famous?

S: ripped

R: oh yeah, that

S: no but seriously, like.. even more charismatic? like damn, a fulfilling career really does that huh

S: i mean i'm happy he still talks to me after everything but it's legit torture sometimes when he's, like, right there

R: you know you could totally get him back

S: bullshit

R: nah i'm setious

R: serious

R: i have reliable sources

S: randy don't fuck withme on this istg

R: i'm not, dude, i swear, i know everybody is all pussyfooting around the topic but

R: everybody can see how in love the two of you still are anytime ypu are in a room together and it's not even subtle

R: and i haven't seen either of you ever look at anybody else like that

R: no offense to connor, my dude, but it's pretty obvious it's like.. not the same

R: like you guys, when you were together, you legit made me believe in love and shit cause i've never seen two people so desperately in love with each other before in a way that's not like.. instagram filter fsbricated bullshit

R: and maybe i just wanna see two of my best friends be that happy again you know, but fuck, it legit seems like.. a cosmic error, like thats just not how it should be, when you're not together, you know?

R: ?

R: did the stream finally kill you or..?

R: okay fine, fucking stew in it for a while you know i'm right

S: you don't know shit

R: oh he lives

S: it's not that simple, man

R: how so? cause you have a bf? ppl break up all the time dude

S: oh yeah, and that always goes SO smoothly

S: but that's not even the point man

S: i hurt him. bad. when he left he made it very clear he never wanted to see me again, and for good reason too

S: so maybe he took that back by now but i'm still fucking lucky he wants to talk to me at all

S: there's just so much baggage

S: i doubt he'd want to go through all of that again

S: especially now where he can just basically have his pick

R: yeah he doesn't, though, have you noticed? not a date in sight

S: he's busy..

R: he's pining. for you, you walnut, he's so not over you and it's been what, like 2 years? 3?

S: if anything that's a sign of just how badly i messed him up, fuck man

R: shawn, i love you but my god

R: finn is not the kind of person to play nice when he does not mean to and yet anytime i see you guys together you are practically glued together in some corner making hearteyes at each other in a thinly veiled attempt of friendship

R: you know what, i fucking bet i could have this chat with him and he'd simultaneously tell me about how he still loves you but he'd hurt you too much and you deserve better

R: and you're just gonna be stuck in a circlejerk of who of you can shoulder more unnecessary guilt forever and ever

R: OR

R: you could just listen to me when i tell you i have it on GOOD AUTHORITY that the man is still in love with you

S: wait hang on

S: you mean that literally?

S: who's authority

R: :)

S: randy i swear to fucking god you cannot mess with me about this

R: okay listen

R: i'm breaking confidence here but man somebody's gotta

R: he's too scared of messing things up again and you know how much he loves to feel responsible for just about every bad thing that has ever happened around him

R: so he isn't gonna act cause he doesn't think he deserves to disrupt your live anymore not now that your're like, clean or whatever, you know, doing good

R: cause in his mind maybe that's cause he's not been part of your life idk man you know how he gets

R: but legitimately, we were talking about tthe possibility of dating again

R: and he said

R: that he had a hard time dating cause whenever he tries to picture being with someone to try and figure out what he'd even be looking for

R: he pictures being with you

R: and that'd not be super fair to the people he'd be dating i guess, so he just doesn't

R: so there's that

R: processing again i see

R: it's okay take your time

S: that makes no sense

S: like

R: okay before you go all: how could he still want me, consider that your brain is just as fucked as his with this self flaggelation bullshit

R: have you ever given it a thought that he did not actually WANT to leave you when he did? like he wasn't unhappy about being with you

R: the circumstance made him leave to like, protect himself, but that was not about being with you in general, it's not like he fell out of love or whatever makes ppl break up usually

R: i think he still hasn't

S: oh

R: yeah, oh

R: now go do something about it, dipshit

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

MACKEREL. b4 i go 2 bed and forget. ik u might have talked abt it? but i would love ur thoughts on mark & tide power shit.... insanely scary 2 me that they can team up now. idea of them fighting at All is insanely scary? can they like Mass Electrocute People now? hello electrical safety!! i think downed power line in a flash flood really does convey what i think of them. but u also r the resident tidalwave guy. so. eyes emoji!!! ok goodnight <33

oh my god..... im the resident tidalwave guy...... that's so much power and I will NOT use it responsibly <3

powerline in a flash flood is EXACTLY how I picture their powers interacting btw. god.. it's so scary on BOTH sides because like. can you imagine the fucking collateral damage when they fight EACH OTHER?????? that's a "holy shit clear the city block or else" kind of power interaction I think. I think Tide instead of making big waves would probably try to condense his power into smaller like... bubbles? projectiles? separate objects so there isn't like. widespread electric charge throuhj all of his water. u know what's also cool. I still haven't made my post abt this because it's literally just me waxing poetic about wetsuits of all things BUT. I think tides costume is built like a Wetsuit But More which means the majority of the outside layer is probably neoprene which is resistant to electric currents. so like. it works out so perfect. he's not immune to being zapped obv bbut I think he can tank one or two direct hits before it becomes a problem . I think there was a really embarrassing fight really early on in their rivalry where mark realized a lot of his gadgets were Not Waterproof so he had to get out of there so fast before Tide short circuited all his gear. lmao skill issue.

TEAM UP FIGHTING THOUGH. OOOOOH BUDDY. THE TEAM ATTACKS PROBABLY GO FUCKING CRAZY. i know it wasn't described tjis way in canon but could you IMAGINE if the way they busted through the barrier in ep 38 was by like... tide making a big water fist and punching the barrier and just as it made contact mark electrified it so it shattered on impact....... man....... no but seriously I bet they're so fucking dangerous together. tide can flood a city block. tide can make individual projectiles out of water. imagine you're gonna get hit with pokemon move bubble beam and then it gets turned into fuckign. thunderbolt halfway through.

i imagine they don't necessarily *need* to be in close range, Mark can probably make one of his little disc things that emits an electric charge that he can throw into the water. but because I'm still on my tidalwave shit. picturing them standing like... back to back surrounded by whatever and tide shields them with this big dome of water and mark puts his hands (big gauntlets) on it to electrify it..... do u see the vision here. ifk man it's like 3am im just making shit up. I think. the first time they kiss tide get static shocked so bad.

[kagoutiss]

Man. Really random thought but I think you would be interested in it. I actually really appreciate the canonical receding hairline design with some Ganondorfs, like obviously they didn't mean it to be a good thing but we don't listen to canon anyway. But like as a trans man on t who's starting to get that a little bit, I like the idea of this being a completely normal thing for him bc of hormonal stuff, and the only people who care about it are the nobility and royalty he has to hang out with and they suck shit anyway. It's like 11 pm rn for me and Idk if anything I'm saying makes sense but like. Gender and also having a receding hairline can be hot as fuck actually

thank u so much for sharing tjis i also love his receding hairline when it’s not done in a Racist Trope Way. trans guy ganondorf with balding head swag even in his 20s-30s is good and cute

[kidfoundonstreets]

LOVEBRUSH CHRONICLE. YOU LIKE?

ill try to keep it brief 1/20397

lovebrush chronciles is an otome game deisgbed by team/company I AM ACTUALLY NOT SURE DESPITE YOU SEEING IT EVRRYTIME YOU ENTER THE GAME HOLD ON neteaze games (passion of gamers) and it is about altnerate universes, time fuckery, and school life.

the game begins introducing itself as a regular otome school life sim (my condolences to the fans who fell for william first sight only to find out hes not an actual love interest trust me i see u i feel u) but then WHAM BAM!! just when u thougut ur girl best friend was lookin kinda cute she gets X_x in this summon circle and you jump in to save her only to find out youre now in a royal cage surrounded by people that needa sacrifice you to save themselves from their own doom. oh and youre not in your own world anumore good luck have fun

so now here goes the different plots and paths with the love interests. the way i playrd it was as they introduced it, which was ayn aklaid lars claerence. no cael route yet which rips me apart every night. the love interests seem to have consistent values throughout most universes despite all of their diferet upbringings which i find pretty cool considering schoollife and royaltylife are two completely drastic diferent things, and also i nejoy how mc is written with more character and an amazing design to match the rest of the beautifully drawn cast

on that topic the art is GORGEOUS. i have never seen such beautiful detailed art in a game before and i assure you it will not disappoijnt. the graphics and smoothness of the game are especially a great touch. THERES A MINI STORY FOR EACH CARD BTW SR AND UP ITS SO GOOD becasenit feels as if the creatoes actually put care and give a shit into whar theyre writing and drawing and even in little events the absolute quality and depth of the cast shines theough its just i cannot express how much you need to play tjis game if you like dating sims ITS FREE TOO??,×*#&@ IMSO SAD WHY ID OBEYEME GETTING SM ATTENTION WHEN THIS IS SITTJNGHERE HUH dont get me wrong i too was in that hole but trust me brother there is only one man worth it there and obeyeme sure as hell isnt gonna do it justice with its 200+ chapter peobably plotline

anywya its 11 pm and ibhave no idea how to organize this post so ill just go through the cast

he is my plaything

ANYWAY ayn is so maahh hes the stupid cat that sleeps on me at night HE USED YO BE MY FAV AND WAS EXACTLY MY TYPE OFF THE BAT ITS SO IRONIC HES MY LEASY LIKED NOW but hes still very good and god you need to see this

^^ bisexual dilemma

^^ HIS EMO PHASE

i like him as a side piece, he has a nice personality but it doesnt stick out to me as much as the rest but i heavily respect the enjoyers of him

Aigh now

HHHRHRGGGHWH HHRGGBW WHWHWBW W SLSOPE9282B3BDND BSHSJW W GHENRBR .R FJJGGW HJ W..B GHN.F. H . THROWSUP aklaid my dear my darling ! i lvouou my little STARBOY my favorite my self sacrificing devoted prince who acts soo nice but is the cause of his own decay. smooochh I ADORE HIM dude one time he almost dies and mc is like "i am so sorry" and hes smiling qhile saying "nono! this is the happiest ivebeen" GET THERAPY

lars is my favorite lesbian

im onsessed w him hes always fun no matter where he is and yet they still dont dumb him down the moments where hes serious only add to his character his charm is unexplainable his rizz unatainable you could never

my TRUE favorite lesbian

MY FABORITE MY FABORITE KY DAVROITE I WAS SO WORRIED HOW I WOULD ENKOY HIM BECAUSE SO KUCH WAS UNKNOWN BUT AHGGWDHHSHW HIS ROUTE HIS DEPTH EVERYTHING IT MAKES ME SO SADITS HWARTBREAKING DUDE "HAIR HOLDS MEMORIES" IM GONNA SOB INTO MY HANDS I CANT BELIEVE I LOVE A MAN NAMED CLARENARENCNEUXIHQBQ SHUTOROSHUSITP oh and he really likes cats :D

i have run out of images but cael caught my eye since the beginning and i dont know whats wrong with him is he my parental figure my wife my side piece my worst enemy my hater my lover my killer my doomer my caretaker my one-time-leave-you-for-nine-months

i genuinely cannot stand him hes the one who i always run to and check on firstin efents and stories not claerence not lars not alkaid but fucking CAEL.

i cant help it maybe in the end my heart really belongs to him because im still waiting for his route and for him to show moreemotion and maybe break down or slowly go through the agony of learning to accept love despite everything despite you

this is the only part i feel a little uneased about in the writers hands.. they are very capable hands.. but will they do him right.. hes so stupidly simple but not it makes me grit my teeth and die

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THANK YOU EVERYPONY FOR REASING IF YOU DID PLEASE SMASH THAT OIKE AND SUBACRIBE BUTTON FOR MORE UNHINGED RANTS IM SORRY FOR BEING AUSTISTIC AND MAY DO IT AGAIN ♡♡ GOD BLESS

[emmyrosee]

MIYA HISAKO AND TSUMU BE LIKE 😋

and maybe kyungsoo's giving me the same vibes as SAKUSA KIYOOMI hehehehehehehe

NO WAIT IM SCREAMING I LOVE TJIS SO MUCH-

I just imagine that sometimes, Atsumu will post this. Ridiculous thing. Like, some things that barely make sense bc the man is cocky, what would he do if he couldn’t EnHaNcE the truth.

And sometimes, they’re ‘truth’s with him as a husband. Flowers every Friday, dishes done every night, and now and again, Hisako will be snuggled with Osamu and, while her uncle gags at the posts, he passes her the phone because for as cute as Hisako is, girl is just as ruthless.

miyasan7137 nothing like coming home from a day of practice and whipping up the best dinner for my wife 💯

onigiriosamu12 daddy u forgot mummas birthday last month

miyasan7137 HOW DID YOU GET YOUR UNCLES PHONE?

onigiriosamu12 gives it to me

daddy look at my octo 🐙

Cut to kiyoomi, in his own side of the phone, snickering into his hand while he just reads the spam of conversation that Hisako and Atsumu share over time in the comments. He’ll sometimes text Atsumu too, just to make his blood pressure rise and a few more of those grey hairs to come out.

SENT This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week

It brings me joy that your child gives you half the trouble you give me.

Miya Atsumu SHUT UP!!! You’re just jealous I HAVE a kid and YOU don’t!

SENT Yeah, but when your kid likes me more than you and treats you like that on social media? I’m all set.

I just.

God. I love the Menace, Miya Hisako 🥹💖

[clementpudding]

man I love reading ur little bits of dialogue u share it's always so great . like 10/10 stuff , ur great at writing silly goofy in character dialogue !!! it's so good !!!

SNIIIIIFFLES . THANK U SO MUCH . TJIS WAS SO SWEET AND REASSURING TO READ BC IM SO NERVOUS ABOUT MY DIALOG LOGS !!!!! (hehe log logs .) LIEK I BARELY POST STUFF CAUSE IM QLWAYS THINKING would my beloveds say this . am i a fake fan . am i a fake wife . . THANK YOUU WAAUGHH ♡♡♡♡

[lqfiles]

i need renjun to be my parental figure.. like rn… and like y/n needs to actuslly step up and confess or something like she needs to realize her delusions are real Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)!!!! also im probably stupid but chenles beef w jisung is so….. like why r u mad…… is there gonna be some jaw dropping reveal that chenle likes mc and hes pissed at jisung for existing or…… idk maybe my brain is braining a tad too much (◞‸◟)… ANYWAYS‼️‼️ wait omg….

i doubt it but like what if jisung is like wait idk do i rlly like her???then becomes distant and then yn gets confused and then tweets something romantic-ish(?) with some1 (cough cough chenle bc of my last theory cough) and then jisung is like wait wtf nvm tjis man needs 2 stay in his lane!!!! and then ynsung endgame idk. SECOND ANYWAYS!!!!

sorry for rambling sm😔🙏 i hope ur doing wellll ilyy ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

- jaembunny anon (🐇)

RENJUN IS SOOO PARENTAL FIGURE especially with jisung and chenle, i remember that compilation of his showcasing asian mom behaviour like he is just so caring

and don’t worry y/n is going to step it up SOON trust, same for jisung he’s actually gonna be making big moves (at least big moves for him) and i’m also trying to make them more flirty hopefully

BRO CHENLES BEEF will be revealed soon too but it really isn’t that huge of a jaw dropping thing don’t worry (at least not that jaw dropping to me) who knows maybe he likes her 🤷🏽‍♀️

😭😭😭 YOU KINDA GOT MY PLOT RIGHT as in jisung WILL realise he is like totally into her and thinks about it too much (pretty sure that’s what i wrote down) but chenle isn’t involved but now you make me wanna change the plot omggg, let’s just say that’s he alternative ending

ily222 mwuah take care lovely