#i love this tag feature holy moly

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i heart hole (i made this after seeing the one piece of concept art of spot on the throne pussy facing the world yk the one)

[deepperplexity]

🎄RICKMAS 2024 - a daily prompt challenge for all who love Alan Rickman and the characters he has portrayed 🎄

Welcome to this year's RICKMAS event! You all know the drill by now, but if you're new here, I will give one prompt for each day up until the 24th of December to do with as you wish — make it the theme of the fic/drawing/song/edit/etc., make it a feature, or simply mention it in a corner. It’s all good no matter how you choose to create with these prompts and all creative things are welcome!

Everyone is welcome to join in the fun and if you do one, eleven, or all prompts is completely up to you! I’m hosting this lovely event to allow fans of Alan Rickman (any of his characters) to connect and share some love, joy, and warmth through December. Let’s build our fandom universe and community further and interact more with each other!

This year’s tag is rickmas2024 — make sure to tag your work with it so we can all find your posts darlings and I’m hoping that even more darlings join in the fun this year - by creating or indulging in the creations while spreading it all to share the joy!

On to the promptlist! This year we are having a theme of depth and perhaps a bit more weight to each prompt than the earlier years - I endeavour to keep this event exciting and inspiring now that we are on year five (holy moly!) I decided to go a different route with the exception of prompt 24 (it's always Christmas Party) which I hope you'll love - and be wholly inspired by! *Drumroll please!*

✨RICKMAS 2024✨

December Moon

Secret Watching

A Treat

Darkest Night

Open Doors

Wrapped Tightly

Quiet Wishing

Never-ending Consequences

Unwanted Solitude

Lingering Touch

Out Of Reach

Missing Mirth

To Belong

Deceptive Kindness

Decorative Obsession

Thoughtful Gifts

Truthful Longing

Secret Visitor

A Helping Hand

Wrongful Perceptions

Heartfelt Confessions

Shivering Certainty

Eve Of Revelations

Christmas Party

Good luck everyone and I hope December will be good for you and amazing for this community of ours!

Lots of love, and jolly holiday wishes, Plex

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[jeonride]

hi are u taking request? read ur san oneshot and i like it sm ⭐ so what if husband!hwa being such a tease to reader whos touch starved but theyre still fighting and hwa saying "aren't you still angry" like that? smh he'll sound irritating 🙄🤚🏻 yet i'm in my mood to sassy hwa lmao btw holy moly ur theme sickkkk

yeah babes i'm taking request and you're being my first requester! <3 tysm for saying that and i made your req into smut drabble tho i hope it's okay for you :((

aren't you still angry?

SUMMARY; seonghwa looks too good tonight that even makes you want to be touched by him. the problem is, you're still angry and you feel extremely ashamed to say it out loud.

FEATURING; seonghwa x afab!reader

TAGS; fluff, marriage au (husband!seonghwa), non-idol au, smut (MINORS DNI!)

WORD COUNT; 1.3 K

WARNINGS; use of pet names, degrading words, fingering, nipple play, pussy slapping, mentions of arguing, and hwa is such a tease here prolly makes you irritated lol

NOTES FROM KALA; scrolled through my gallery and found this photo of hwa that made me- HOLD UP THIS MAN'S GORGEOUS AF

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Seonghwa glances at you, his wife who seems to be fidgety or something, he can't really tell, as your feet keep moving, making Seonghwa unconsciously notice.

"You okay?" he asks. His eyes are filled with worry, even though you're still fighting and haven't really forgiven each other.

You bite your lip.

No, you are not.

Definitely not okay.

You don't know why, but it feels like you desperately want your husband tonight. Seonghwa's appearance tonight is enthralling, so tempting, and it's dangerous for you. The way his satin pajamas shape his broad chest, oh, your eyes can take a look at his cleavage. And let's not forget the glasses perched on his sharp nose, which he uses to clarify his vision because he is making a report. You do have a thing with people wearing glasses. And seeing your husband wearing his reading glasses makes your way of breathing strangle. You are trying to be casual, but it's so hard because,

Seonghwa looks so tempting when you are still angry and fighting with him.

It's embarrassing if you're the first one to wave the white flag of surrender because you caused the problem. It was a small fight at first but for some reason, it became very intense and now you're the one sulking at Seonghwa. Though he should be the one who's angry at your childish attitude.

"You keep spreading your legs for no reason. Want something, hm?" asks Seonghwa while cupping your cheek gently with his palm. You are sitting side by side, both of you just minding your business. You're watching a comedy TV show that you think isn't funny at all, such a waste of time. You don't need any bullshit jokes right now. Because Seonghwa's lips are the most attractive thing tonight, making you instinctively want to kiss him.

But you don't.

You hold back.

You're still holding on to the dignity. Stubborn as you are but your heart wants him as much.

"Nothing. I'm fine."

Seonghwa grins. His left eyebrow raises. He knows you need him. It's so obvious that he can interpret your body's reaction exactly. He can feel you tensing up when he looks at you, as well as the faint blush on both your cheeks and now you're crossing your legs like you're trying to hold back your arousal. He's aware of that. Your body movements are so agitated for someone who says "Nothing, I'm fine".

"You sure? You seem.. suffering," Seonghwa's grin getting wider. Suffering because you are resisting the urge to kiss him and the desire to be touched by your husband, to be more precise.

"I'm fine, Seonghwa. Just go back to whatever you were doing, don't mind me."

"Okay, love." Seonghwa strokes your shoulder, giving you a gentle massage that makes you bite your lip, such an unnatural reaction. Not like the usual you.

Seonghwa knows what you want, of course. He fucking knows. But he wants you to say it, wants you to get used to communicating with him no matter how angry you are because well, the habit of shutting yourself up because of an argument but still acting sulky is irritating to Seonghwa.

Seonghwa is sure you're feeling irritated too, right now. Because you suddenly click your tongue, and it sounds like the angry one you usually give him on special circumstances.

"What is it? Stop clicking your tongue as if you want me to understand what you want." Seonghwa adjusts his glasses, looking at you sharply. "You need to learn to ask nicely. Because really, I don't understand if you just click your tongue like that and say you're doing fine."

You pout, and whimper at Seonghwa. With doe eyes, your fingers tug at the hem of his satin pajamas, all while your mouth still releases whining sounds. "Seonghwa,"

"Yes, love?"

"I want you."

Seonghwa chuckles. His face looks surprised, not believing what you're saying to him, and it's a reaction that has the meaning of sarcasm. "Aren't you still angry?"

"Forget it. I forgive you for tonight because you look so good now."

"Oh, just for tonight? What if tomorrow night you want me again?"

"Seonghwa," you whine loudly. Resentful of the way he teases you, resentful of the way he plays with you like a child. The man giggles. He takes off his glasses, leaving his report behind because he wants to give you all his attention. His gorgeous wife, you, seem to want something but are embarrassed to say it because of your pride.

"Stop being such a whiny baby and talk properly. When we were arguing you looked fiery and shameless."

Such a tease.

Seonghwa, your husband, loves to tease you so much that his back sometimes is being the victim of your punches."Speak up, my love. I'm all ears."

"I said that already, I want you." You look away afterward, feeling embarrassed. But Seonghwa's face follows the direction of your eyes, forcing you to only look at him.

"And why do you want me, when you're still angry? I thought we're still fighting, tho."

"I said forget about our fight, or do you want me to be angry every day?"

"Oh, behave, love." Seonghwa chuckles. "Behave when you need someone to serve you down there."

Seonghwa's hand slowly travels to your thigh. That's easy for him to do since you're only wearing his oversized white shirt and panties. His hand gives a gentle stroke while keeping his eyes on your expression. Smirks when you're trying so hard to cool with it while your chest breathes heavily, all tense up because of his touch. "Cockhungry slut."

Your arousal gushes out, you can feel it. It's the way he calls you slut, while he takes care of you like you're such a little princess. Delicate. Arousing. How can he manage to be like that? Acting so fucking sweet while his pretty lips keep talking dirty.

Your breath hitches as Seonghwa's forefinger rubs the wet patch of your panties, moving it to the side and touching your clit softly. "Aren't you still angry? You usually get rid of my hand immediately when you're angry. So it's true I look too good tonight to handle?"

"Seonghwa, you will make me angry even more if you keep teasing me like this."

"Oh, so you'll be angrier if i don't satisfy you?"

You smack Seonghwa lightly on the chest, feeling humiliated by the way he spoke. But eyes don't lie. Your eyes show how much you want to be touched by Seonghwa.

"Stop teasing me, Seonghwa..." You reply softly. Your cheeks flushed like sunset, and it's like a little show for him, Seonghwa enjoys this.

"And why do I have to?"

You moan, automatically spreading your legs to give Seonghwa's fingers more access to play with your pulsating clit. He smiles triumphantly, mixed with his mischievous expression. And with such a quick movement, he lands one slap on your clit, earning a jolt and more arousal from your aching cunt.

"You like that?"

You bite your lip, nodding aggressively with your eyes squeezed shut. Unable to form words now, your brain is already clouded, and your thighs are shaking as Seonghwa gives you another slap on the clit, even harder and it stings yet you feel the pleasure as your heart is racing like a thousand fireworks explode inside your chest.

Seonghwa doesn't reply to your words, focusing on the expression on your face that is formed because of pleasure, because he's making you feel good. He's busy carving your beautiful face in his memory because he swears, tonight you also look perfect in his eyes. His two fingers slowly enter your cunt, dragging out and then back in gently. You sigh at the stretch out Seonghwa's two fingers give you, he's well experienced at this one. He rotates his fingers inside you, forming a come-hither motion then his thumb rubs circles on your abused clit which makes you arch your back and moan Seonghwa's name.

"Seonghwa, please, don't stop!" you whine, your hands moving instinctively to your torso, squeezing your own breasts and giving soft strokes on your nipples. Seonghwa moves closer to you and plants a peck on your lips.

"Aren't you still angry, love? So now you already forgave me because I can make you feel good?"

Oh, god.

He is indeed, such a tease.

nb : i'm taking requests now so feel free to drop your req on my inbox <3

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[supercalime]

I've had to filter out the b*ddie tag because of the sheer amount of hate and bad faith readings about Tommy in the various tags. I feel bad because I have friends who ship it and are normal about the pairing and but holy moly it feels like they are in the minority.

Hey there anon. Not gonna lie, I was afraid to open the ask haha but it’s a good thing that we seem to agree.

This is an issue in every fandom, but there seems to be bigger in a few others, mostly those that feature a pairing that is very unlikely to actually become canon (spn, teen wolf, Merlin, Sherlock,etc) Although it seems like there is a possibility that this one ship actually sails, which I blame on the closeness the creators have with fans.

I mean, I love when fan interaction and feedback is taken into consideration to continuing a story. The whole bi buck thing was a fortunate situation that aligned with accidental queer coding and good fan reception. But the thing is, of course you should write something that the fans will enjoy, but your writing shouldn’t be dictated by it. In fact, it’s advisable for writers to not engage with fan work (ex: reading fanfic) to not taint their original objective. Actors also shouldn’t read fanfic to not influence their character choices.

In the end, I think it’s more of a non issue and it can be easily ignored with the right tools. It’s just quite frustrating to enter a tag for something you enjoy, expecting cute gifs and praise and mostly getting shit from fans who decided they know better and use their personal take and opinion as fact.

[mrs-steve-harrington]

Throwing some fic recs into the mix since I keep seeing the posts from others and wanting to join in. Below, you'll find 10 fics that I'm excited to recommend, in no particular order!

get a clue! by @monsterhunting [Stranger Things, Stoncy]

This is a delightful Valentine's Day fic featuring oblivious Steve, which is one of my favorite kinds of Steve! The pining is real, but the fic is lighthearted, not lingering on the angst of it all, but rather focusing on the positives. Steve's friendship and back and forth with Robin is great, but his interactions with Nancy and Jonathan are even better. It's a great time!

Don't Make Me by @idridian [Halloween Ends, Corey/Allyson/Michael]

You do not understand how badly I needed a fic like this after finally seeing Halloween Ends for the first time. That movie took over my whole brain for a hot minute and I was worried there would be nothing out there to sink my teeth into afterwards. But this fic. This fic was there to give me everything that I needed after the movie. "Allyson Corruption Arc" might be my favorite tag ever. It goes without saying, but there's a darkness to this fic that wraps around you while reading it. The relationship with Allyson and Corey is EVERYTHING! I just. This fic is beautiful and I love it!

To Run The Dog by @pterawaters [Stranger Things, Stoncy]

I love me some fic where Stancy crush hard on Jonathan and want to date him together. This is a really lovely AU where Steve and Nancy are married and keep seeing Jonathan running by their house with his dog. The way they want so badly to interact with him, and the friendship that ends up developing once they get the chance, is wonderful. The characters still feel like themselves despite not having gone through the same things as they do in the show, and it's just. Really enjoyable to read!

my body's aching and my time is at hand by whateverislovely [Criminal Minds, Reid-centric]

Gosh, this fic hits me right in the feels. There's something about sitting with a character who is feeling so low and feels like they can't talk to anyone (even though they know deep down that they could but it FEELS like they can't). Spencer desperately needs someone to see that he's struggling, but it's hard when there's so much going on at the same time. I don't even know what all to say, this fic just really gave me the angst and hurt/comfort (emotional and physical) that I revel in.

The Babysitter by @stevethehousewife [Stranger Things, Stancy, Dusteve, uhh... more]

A fic inspired by my favorite horror comedy movie ever? With Steve as the titular babysitter? But not evil? AND it's A/B/O?? Yeah there are many, many reasons I love this fic. The descriptions of Steve feel like they came right out of the movie in a way that made them so easy to see in my head. But it changes enough about the story that it doesn't feel at all like a straight up rehash of what you've already seen. AND it combines some of my favorite ships, with a Steve who is just the best ever. I freaking LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH!!

close my fist around something delicate by inlovewithnight [Ted Lasso, Keeley/Roy/Jamie]

All that I wanted for these three was for them to realize that they have feelings for each other. That they can make a relationship work, if they just try. And dammit, this fic delivers! While also adding in some great angst and hurt/comfort (physical and emotional). I didn't realize quite how much I wanted to see Jamie hurting and being stood up for/protected by the people who care about him, but boy did I! This fic is really lovely, it sucked me in and didn't let me go until I finished reading.

Both Hands Holding on to the Wire by @stevethehousewife [Stranger Things, Stobin]

This was one hell of a gift to get in a smut exchange, holy moly! It focuses really well on Robin's confusion over the thoughts she starts having about Steve after accidentally walking in on him changing. The whole concept is handled respectfully, taking the weight of it all very seriously. Robin and Steve's friendship is so good, the way they can just BE with each other. It's got the angst I adore, a Steve who is an absolute sweetheart, and a Robin who is so much more like her season 4 self than season 3 (which is a huge plus for me personally).

The Hourglass by @pterawaters [Fargo s5, Dot & Gator, Dot/Wayne/Gator]

A shorter fic here, but no less wonderful! It's exactly what I needed after finishing the latest season of Fargo. Getting to see where their lives might have gone, if Dot had been able to take Gator with her when she ran away. If he had wanted to go. It gets me emotional every time I think about it. I love love love this fic!

Wednesday by @stevethehousewife [Stranger Things, Stoncy]

I will recommend this fic forever and for always. It has everything: hurt Steve! Time loops! Season 3 Steve being thrown back to the worst day of his life and forced to relive it over and over until he gets it right (hint, it's the Halloween party in s2). I fucking love this fic! I've lost count of how many times I've reread it, but it might rival the number of time loops Steve lives through (okay maybe not quite that many, but you get my point). It shows Steve a side of Jonathan he didn't get to see the first time around. It gives him the closure he probably didn't realize he needed. I just. Adore this story!!

An Oath Broken, An Oath Kept by @urisarang [Love Between Fairy and Devil, Chang Heng/Dongfang Qingcang]

This fic is so mean in the best way! Both of them are so hurt, physically and emotionally. And then Chang Heng is forced to hurt DFQC even more, which only makes it that much BETTER. It was the perfect gift to receive for the Flash Made Them Do It exchange. I laugh every time I see the a/n (the word count minimum was 300 words. The word count on this fic is... a lot more than that). And it's just as fun to reread now as it was to read it the first time around. I want to draw hearts around it!

[butcherlarry]

Exercise Fic Recs 21

Sorry I’m a bit late posting this, I just got back from watching ATSV.  It’s just as good and everyone has been shouting about and I don’t know why it took me so long to getting around to watching the movies.  Anyway, on to the fics!

The Only by pasdecoeur  (Superbat, complete.  Felt like being a little sad, so I read this fic again.  Bittersweet, read the tags.)

how many roads less traveled? by TopHat  (Superwonderbat, complete.  Polyamory negotiations between the trinity.  Very sweet, features ace Bruce.)

be my kryptonite by renecdote  (Superbat, complete.  Clark has a sensory overload, Bruce helps.)

Courage by LemonadeGarden  (Batfam, complete.  Bruce has a run in with fear toxin and Dick helps him deal with it.)

Stuck in the Middle (With You) by TheResurrectionist  (Superbat and Batfam, complete.  A re(re)read for me, I needed some good humor.  Damian gets stuck and Dick calls for help.  Shenanigans ensue.)

Just a Formality by FabulaRasa  (Superbat, complete.  Bruce and Clark get married for work reasons, and Clark has So Many Feeling About This.)

misty by TheResurrectionist  (Superbat, wip.  Different first meeting.  Bruce crash lands on a cold, barren planet and Clark finds him.)

Patchwork Pod by Ktkat9  (Superbat, wip.  Another merbruce fic update!)

Midnight Hour by BisforBread  (Superbat, wip.  Medieval/fantasy au.  Clark is a prince and Bruce is a knight and they have Feelings for each other.)   

a world in repair by Batbirdies  (Barfam, wip.  Part of the Emotional Motion Sickness series.  Jason and Damian go on a trip together, but not everything goes according to plan.)

Veritas by Anonymous  (Batfam, complete.  Batman gets hit with truth serum and talks about how he loves his kids SO MUCH.)

Jesus Is Not A Zombie by Sadsnail  (uuuuhhhhh, bible fic?  I blame @beachcat0772 , she posted this in our friend server and told me to read it.  It’s just crack fic, but GOOD crack fic 😆)

They had a pastry with lemon curd on it, I couldn’t resist!

It was so rainy this morning!  It pretty much rained the entire time I was birding.  Got so cool pictures though!

The baby geese, they are growing up!  They are looking more and more like adult geese everyday:

Wasn’t able to get a good picture of this guy, but it’s a brown thrasher!  This is the second time I’ve seen him running around the area:

Look at this funky lil’ guy!  A grackle!  They were so fun to watch:

There were SO MANY swallows out flying around.  They kept flying around me, they were so much fun to watch!  And they’re SO PRETTY too.  I tried to take some pictures of them in flight, but it’s SO HARD.  This one is ok, I need to practice more.  This guy is a barn swallow:

A red-winged black bird chilling in the rain:

This is also a red-winged blackbird, but a female!  She caught breakfast!  This is probably my favorite picture I took today:

A robin!

When I got to the arboretum, some tree swallows were flying around!  Here are the best pictures I got of them midflight:

A titmouse grabbing a snack in the middle of the rain:

There’s also a big flock of goldfinches that hangout here too!  I thought this guy looked handsome:

This white-breasted nuthatch was having fun hopping around on this tree:

OMG.  I didn’t realize this until I got home, but these are juvenile eastern bluebirds!!  Wow!!!

This has a parent and a baby!!  Holy moly!!

An indigo bunting in the rain.  I think my lens was starting to fog up:

A downy woodpecker.  I like how it looks like they’re peaking around:

A black-capped chickadee!  They snagged a treat:

An indigo bunting again:

I love this picture of a female cardinal:

Now onto some scenery!

ngl, the rain made everything look prettier.

[comidyye]

HAIII HI IM ASH !!! im a TEENAGE brain surgeon FANARTIST whoo Also likes to make SH🥩Tposts and Edits here an theRRe !!!

they / He ★ minor ★ neurodivergent ★ excluusivly english Srry!!!

I USUALLY ONLLY REALY POST stuff about my CURENT HYPERFIXATION !!! My twitter IS pretty Dead rn And On tiktok (SAme @) I uslly post edits / memes!! CONTENT ⚠️ : ART MAY INCLUDE (TAGGED) GORE /BODY HORROR /BLOOD /EYESTRAIN .. anything suggestive is highly UNlikely However

ART: #doodle ★ RANDOM: #rambljngs

HERESSZ SOME OF my Strong Recent / curent fixations! ALSO : WHen i Fixate on a series i Usually have one character Im Obseszed w/.. I wil List them 2 !

★ resident evil ( rebecca, leon, hunk, stars wesker) ★ slashers/slasher adjacent (martin (77), billy lenz, leslie vernon, henry barrow)

★ spooky month ( bob / dexter) ★ yu-gi-oh [ s0 & dm ] ( ryou / s0 yami yugi) {reoccurring} ★ fnaf ( glitchtrap, vanny, funtimes, springbonnie) {reoccurring} ★ wii deleted you ( henry morris) {short} ★ kirby ( marx) {reoccurring} ★ animatronics - All kinds!! halloween/scary, old kids bands, theme parks ( rockafire explosion, circus playhouse band) ★ smile for me ( dr habit) ★ childs play franchise [ 1-2, 7] ★ super paper mario ( dimentio) {reoccurring} ★ welcome home - eeh... ( wally / eddie) ★ madness combat ( tricky)

"SO WHATS WITH THE CLOWNS">!>???????/

CLOWNS ARE PROALY MY BIGEST SPECIAL INTEREST! I KEEP A RUNNING LIST OF ALL THE FICTIONAL CLOWNS I KNOW. i have a google doc with MOST of them However the list is originally made/updated in Discord so the doc is likely an inaccurate count of the clowns. LAST CLOWN COUNT TOTAL: 178 CLOWN DOC If you know a clown not on the list send me their name thru The ask box Please! Fictional clowns from established series only - no ocs or anything !

OTHER INTERESTS NOT PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED CAUS holy moly thhrz a LOT

IN GENERAL : obscure, surreal, crreepy stuf !!! ... I <3 HORROR. ONE OF MY favorite things ever is cannibalism !!! Its super neat how versatile it is in media fiction-wise, and i like learning history and stuff around it too. i only think its a really cool thing in fiction though, dont.. im not weird <3

GAMEZ : DAY SHIFT AT FREDDYS(!), rhythm heaven, Klonoa, NiGHTS, um jammer lammy, splatoon, Omori, Balan wonderworld, undertale, deltarune, needy streamer overload, dropsy, FAITH: the unholy trinity, league of legends(ONLY FOR FIDDLESTICKS AS A CHARACTTR-I DONT PLAY), killer frequency, happy hills homicide, 1996 resident evil

SHOWS/SERIES : dont hug me im scared, the walten files, BUGBO, Ena, My little pony, kaiba(2008), tokyo mew mew, devilman ovas, milky way & the galaxy girls, the amazing digital circus, bee & puppycat, over the garden wall, infinity train, garfield & friends, gloomy bear, tokyo mew mew, wordgirl! MOVIES/MUSICALS: ride the cyclone, mean girls(musical), rocky horror picture show, trick r treat, re-animator, killer klowns from outer space, inu-oh, benny loves you, day of the dead(for bub), house of 1000 corpses, behind the mask: the rise of Leslie vernon, black christmas (1974), martin (1977), texas chainsaw franchise + chucky franchise CONTENT CREATORS: MARRKIPLIIER, JERMA! failboat, Dougdoug, dead meat, wicked masters, dawko, ANDY LAND, Itemlabel, CHRBRG, j-gems, lumpy touch, matt rose, planet clue, RTGAME, ooftroop, astralspiff, vernias MUSIC ARTISTS: WILL WOOD & LEMON DEMON . ... Chonny Jash, tally hall, CREATURE FEATURE, ROB ZOMBIE, KMFDM, icp, that handsome devil, oingo boingo, nero's day at disneyland, rusty cage, maretu, the stupendium, MSI(....Eeh..), duran duran, mcr, american murder song, s3rl, stolen babies(!). i am a hereditary connoisseur of 80s new wave/alt

DNI UHHH JUST DONT BE A BIGOT?!?! + FUCK PROSHIPPERS .. Dont piss on people 4 Their Interests n OH Sfw interactions Only Please SO nsfw dni Thannkz.. Just puting that out there Just in case.

BOUNDARIES:? Just Use common SEnse i would Think !! i dont think im crazy chronically online - school comes First Unfortunately . But if yurr that inntreseted in becoming Friends juuss lemme know howevrr You want .. Even with my own friedns I don't talk a lot however so dont expect full convos from me All the Time

ASK BOX..? anything related to me Just dump in there !! questions r whatevaa ... art requests about my fandoms r on the table, but dont expect me to do them!! low chance but still, shoot your shot COMMISIONS? if yur interested Ask and im sure we can work something out somehow : o)))! i do have a cashapp, but i dont have set pricing and i wont accept all requests SHIPS/OCS N SHIT? i generally dont really have any ocs n dont Really selfship unless like Platonic - I'm not a big shipper but may have a rarepair here and there - Real chill shit REPOSTS/USING ART? tell me if Yoou want to repost something somewherer - even if i do give the thumbs up Credit is required!!!! Feel free 2 use my stuff as a pfp just don't claim it as Your own -- Give Credit if someone Asks . Bare minimum Stuff

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[fatalfangirl]

I don't have many new words to share, so it's fic rec time instead 💕 There's been some amazing collabs with COBB and other projects happening, and here are some of the ones I've been soaking up:

All I Ever Wanted was the World - Explicit (WIP) - by @facewithoutheart and art by @yellobb

One chapter in and I already know this is a fic that is going to have a meaningful impact. A story of found family anchored around a gay bar run by Baz (and featuring his drag persona Tyra Fangs as a headliner-check the art if you haven't seen it 😍), this fic is already delivering on vivid cinematic imagery mixed with very real and meaningful messages. I cannot wait to see where this one takes us.

Eirlys - Explicit (WIP) - by @theearlgreymage, art by @artsyunderstudy, and music by @shrekgogurt

Holy moly, this fic packs a punch that is worthy of its AU inspiration. Eirlys, even in its early stages, is giving us the brutal horror tied with deep emotional connections that you'd expect from a fic inspired by The Last of Us. Mind the tags, but also embrace moving into uncomfortable territory if you can because what sits under the brutality of the apocalyptic setting is a story explores how relationships rise and fall in the face of the unthinkable. The art and music add to the overall experience in a meaningful way that left me with the same sort of hollow chest/hope and loss feeling that the game has always triggered in me.

What Remains After The Storm - Mature (Complete) - by @hushed-chorus and art by @erzbethluna

I cannot believe I haven't recced this fic yet. It is SO GOOD. Sometimes you read a fic and you think "this is a whole ass story of its own" and this fantasy AU set on the English coast featuring fae and magic and legends made real is A WHOLE ASS STORY. The writing is so smart and the way each thread of the narrative braids together into this beautiful and complete picture of embracing your whole self and really seeing others. Incredible and one my "must read" list.

Hot N Cold - Mature (WIP) - by @whogaveyoupermission and art by @cutestkilla

This fic is just starting and it's already yum yum yum. A Watford era magical mishap with sexy results and accompanied with incredible art. What's not to love? Simon, too hot, and Baz, too cold, find themselves in a wonderful push pull as they dance around their enemies status in search of finding relief from their respective ailments. I am very excited to see how this develops 😈

Bonus non-collab fic: Use Me - Mature (Complete) - by SaccharineSalts

An oldie but a goodie. This normal AU set in college has Simon and Baz as roommates who walk a delicious line of enemies to lovers fuck buddies, and anyone who knows me knows I'm absolutely WEAK to enemies to lovers fuck buddies. At only 2k words, this fic manages to tell what feels like a longer get-together story. Lovely smut and a very satisfying resolution to a shared misunderstanding.

[masterwords]

✨ 2022 Writing Year In Review ✨

Many thanks to @spencer-reids-adventures and @domestikhighway58 for tagging me here. <3 Pretend I'm doing this on time...I spent ALL DAY yesterday at a children's wrestling tournament (seriously, 10 hours in a high school gym with hundreds of people...I can feel all the germs invading my body as we speak) so I didn't have the lifeforce remaining to use my brain. (This got long so I put most of it under a cut.)

1. Number of stories posted to AO3: 85! Holy moly.

2. Word count posted for the year: 470,122

3. Fandoms I wrote for: Criminal Minds, The Punisher (sort of...I shipped Frank Castle with Hotch so...) & Fargo

4. Pairings: AHAHAAA! Oh. Okay. Hotch/Morgan. .... ......... I did write a small amount of Hotch/Blackwolf, Hotch/Will and Hotch/Reid. But let's be real here. I am an OTP girl and Hotch & Morgan are married in my mind.

5. Story with the most:

Kudos: Catching Sparks

Bookmarks: missing pieces of sleep, but a close second and non-collab was Catching Sparks.

Comments: missing pieces of sleep, but a close second and non-collab was Running Toward Nothing.

6. Work I’m most proud of (and why):

Probably Running Toward Nothing, because it was hard for me to finish. It took so many twists and turns, and I didn't plan it out well enough (story of my life)...it was written for a challenge, and it was not at all what I imagined it would be when I started. But I also wound up really loving it by the end.

7. Work I’m least proud of (and why):

Cold Hands. Hotch/Reid isn't my ship already and I just felt very...like I could have done better. I don't dislike the story but I don't feel very proud of it either.

8. Share or describe a favorite review you received:

By far, my favorite was @olivinesea putting me in jail repeatedly for The Silence Drowns (a different take on the Foyet arc).

9. A time when writing was really, really hard:

May/June/July. Something about that 3 month span, my kids in baseball, I don't know. I couldn't write shit and it was stressing me out. Thankfully it came back to me eventually.

10. A scene or character you wrote that surprised you: 

Writing Foyet the way I did in The Silence Drowns was really an experience, focusing so hard on his POV, devoting entire chapters to how he did what he did and what he did when we didn't see him...that was really fun. And flipping the switch on Reid and turning him into the antagonist while also royally fucking up his life in Running Toward Nothing was interesting too.

11. A favorite excerpt of your writing:

He moved slow, still half-asleep. One rrrrrrip and he tore into the tissue to reveal a soft blanket. Too soft. Velvety, thick, plush. He couldn't make out the strange array of colors and buried his fist inside of it in order to pull it out. The bag and tissue paper were quickly discarded, and Derek reached out to grab the bottom two corners, helping move this along faster. He really had to go. Quickly, he splayed the blanket out over the bed. It was huge and almost impossible in the dark and from Hotch's angle to make out the pattern at first.

Derek grinned proudly the moment he caught the realization on Hotch's stiff features. “Is that...your face?”

“Sure is,” Derek announced, pushing the tissue paper back into the bag and tossing it aside. “So you won't forget me while I'm gone.”

Hotch raised an eyebrow. “Do you think that's likely to happen?” He had abdominal surgery, not brain surgery. He'd been trying to be gentle with Derek since it happened, the man was pulling double duty as Unit Chief and primary caregiver, burning the candle at both ends. In some ways, Hotch was glad they had a case that would take him out of town, maybe he'd get a break. He could focus entirely on the job and not worry about how Hotch was going to get from the bed to the toilet and back at 3am. Having the catheter had removed the need for that step but it was fleeting. He was on his own now. He was also doing just fine, he thought. No falls, a couple of near misses but he'd caught himself each time.

“Do you like it?”

“I love it,” Hotch replied quietly, smoothing it beneath slow hands. He was losing the battle with his tired body. “It's beautiful.” It was. In that way that heartfelt things often were, their beauty didn't lie in aesthetics. He wouldn't put this blanket on display in the front room, perhaps, but he adored it nonetheless. "It'll keep me warm as I convalesce." He'd been using that word a lot in the last few days, Derek noted. It was his boredom talking, finding ways to make light of his situation in order to soften the blow that he could barely manage a walk from his bed to the kitchen without being significantly winded and ready for a nap. He'd been refining new jokes, mostly biting sarcasm that came out a little slow but didn't sting any less. Jess was the recipient more often than Derek, being around more. He'd dare her to steal the blanket, just to see, but he was pretty sure she wasn't going to try it. Not with Derek's enormous face right there. Derek managed to create the one thing she'd stay far away from. She was probably going to call it creepy.

“As you convalesce, huh?"

Hotch nodded and smiled, smoothing his hands over the soft fabric. He was so out of it. Derek didn't mind. He was struggling with this slower lifestyle, something he'd be at for the next few weeks. A few more days and the staples could come out, after that he thought things would get better. Maybe speed up a bit. Slowing down wasn't in the Hotch playbook of life, but he was dealing.

From Convalesce

12. How did you grow as a writer this year: 

I'm not sure I did until the end when I realized I didn't need to over-think editing quite so much, and I should really just have fun. I spent most of the year stressing out over it and not enjoying it as much as usual. No more of that. I also decided that I don't mind so much being a one trick pony. I want to write about Hotch/Morgan more than anything else and I gave myself permission to just indulge it as often as I felt like it.

13. How do you hope to grow next year:

I hope to detach my worth as a writer from the interaction I receive. I do my best to maintain that mindset, and I hope to settle in better with it.

14. Who was your greatest positive influence this year as a writer (could be another writer or beta or cheerleader or muse etc etc): 

I mean, I probably should just simplify this and say it was Hotch & Morgan, really. Nearly everything I wrote this year centered around those two so I think I would be remiss not to acknowledge them as the muses they are. All of my friends, all of you incredible amazing writers I am fortunate enough to consider my friends...you have all influenced me positively. I can never thank you enough.

15. Anything from your real life show up in your writing this year:

Uh..hahaha! Yeah. I included lots of sports dad/coach moments, a lot of Jack because of my kids, you know...that kind of thing. Nothing huge...but this? Yeah. My life.

16. Any new wisdom you can share with other writers:

You can focus less on editing. Don't edit at the expense of posting your stories, yo. Don't overthink it.

17. Any projects you’re looking forward to starting (or finishing) in the new year:

I'm looking forward to actually finishing a bunch of these multi-chapter stories that I've been dragging out forever. Writing more with @domestikhighway58 on our Hotch/Reid story, diving in to the SWAT and retired in Chicago series more...so much.

18. Tag some writers whose answers you’d like to read.

@eldrai @olivinesea and anyone else who really wants to fill this out!

[debb987]

Holy moly I didn't know this round was happening today, I'm glad the surprise was on a Sunday and not a business day 🤣🤣🤣

So uh propaganda for the @tmntaucompetition please consider voting for TEB!

Fanart by @kittynomore so please drop on her blog and give her kudos and crazy tags and comments, she loves the crazy! 🥰💕

I'll give you guys another fluffy one shot, this time with the rise brothers and featuring @quewp1 plushie Raph (with permission!) If we move on this round 🤗

P.D. that said, Mystic Forest is a great fic and one of those works where you can just tell the LOVE the writers have for their characters. It's long, but has much love imbedded into it, a little piece of the authors (yes plural) heart and soul ❤️, consider giving it a try if you haven't already 🥰

The Eldest Brother - debb987 @debb987

Mystic Forest - amevello-blue / bluepeachstudios @amevello-blue

[boopliette]

i felt like doodling the enjolrai i’ve seen live, as though i need an excuse to think about enjolras for longer

[annecumberbatch]

2020 Fic Year in Review

Thank you for the tag, @loveismyrevolution, @totallysilvergirl, @heyblinken, and @simplyclockwork! 

You can find me on A03: AnneCumberbatch

Total number of completed works: 

14

Total word count: 

57,852

Fandoms written in: 

Sherlock

Looking back, did you write more fic than you thought you would this year, less, or about what you’d expected? 

In current reflection, I wrote more than I thought I had, so that is really nice to see. However, I did not write the fics I had intended to write, resulting in a lot of WIPs currently in my In Progress folder.  

What’s your own favorite story of the year? 

I love all of the stories I wrote this year! But I think I’m particularly proud of completing a fic that took me four years to write - For John With Love, featuring Johnstrade, Johnlock, and a serial killer Sherlock. I was able to complete it exactly as I wanted to and that was very satisfying. 

Did you take any writing risks this year?

I wrote a story in diary form, All we do is hide away, which I believe was quite a risk. It’s a 38 chapter fic documenting John’s journey while Sherlock was dead. It’s quite sad, I think. But I love it. I also wrote another fic in first person POV, A Sherlock-Shaped Hole, which I was very unsure about, but it turned out nicely, thanks to the help of wonderful beta-ing by @heyblinken and @simplyclockwork

Do you have any fanfic or podfic goals for the new year? 

I do! I try not to set new year expectations for myself because then I always end up disappointed because I never fulfill them. However, I do have some goals I would like to complete: 

Complete my first novel-length fic: This Much I Know, which I started writing in November, took a break from in Dec, and would like to finish before Halloween 2021. 

Try to complete all we do is hide away part 2: An End to the Bitter Frosts. I outlined it last year and never got around to the headspace for writing it, so hopefully, 2021 is the year for that! 

I would love to create my first podfic. I’m not sure which one of my works I’d turn first, so I’ll take suggestions haha

I very much would like to complete a Mystrade fic. I have 2 small works in the mental process happening (Gorgeous, Beautiful and Entirely Mine) and it would be great for one of them to evolve into a portable fic. 

I would love to work on something dark. In 2020, I completed my largest fic, For John With Love, and would really enjoy working on something else, perhaps casefic oriented that delves back into that darkness. 

Most popular story of the year? 

In  Hits: For John With Love with 9,390 hits (holy moly macaroni)

In Kudos: Also For John With Love with 556 kudos (wow, thank you so much)

In Comments: All we do is hide away with 222 comments (oh my gosh)

In Bookmarks: For John With Love with 134 bookmarks (thank youuuu)

In Subscriptions: For John With Love with 210 subscriptions (yowza)

However, considering it took me 4 years to complete For John, the stats aren’t entirely surprising. I am deeply honored by every single hit, kudos, comment, bookmark, and subscription I received on every work I have. Thank you all so much! 

Story of mine most under-appreciated by the universe, in my opinion: 

I try not to consider any of my works deserving of hits, kudos, comments, bookmarks, or subscriptions because that feels entitled. I’m honored for every one I receive and am thankful for them. 

Most fun story to write: 

That’s hard to say. I think the most satisfying for me was A Sherlock-Shaped Hole, because I wrote it based off a song that really speaks to me and so now every time I hear that song, I feel super fulfilled because I know I have a story that goes along with that song. It’s a really satisfying feeling. 

I also very much enjoyed co-writing my first fic this year with @heyblinken (HmalleyMeetsTibbs on Ao3)-  Where We Began. That was super fun. 

Most unintentionally telling story: 

I’m not exactly sure what this is asking, but I think I can answer two ways: 

All we do is hide away happened the most accidentally. I was sitting at my laptop one evening in January and just started writing. And out emerged this diary fic. I wrote it in probably an hour, didn’t really edit it, and just started posting a chapter (diary entry) a day. It turned out really fabulously, but entirely unintentionally. 

The most unintentionally telling about my life (maybe that’s what it’s asking?) The fic Anyone can… Bake? Which was definitely one of my least popular works I’ve ever written haha, was based directly on an incident that happened in my life where I placed a glass pan in the oven, poured ice water into it, and the pan exploded. But I don’t have any sad feelings on the fic not doing well, because It was amusing enough for me to simply write the fic. 

Biggest disappointment: 

My personal biggest disappointment was my inability to write the sequel to all we do is hide away. I have the full vision for all 3 major segments of it and I was just unable to really contribute anything else to that series this year. But that’s alright! Maybe in 2021. 

Biggest surprise: 

That I wrote 14 fics. I feel like I didn’t write anything, so that’s nice to see that I did something this year. 

Also, developing friendships with some marvelous people. That was super lovely and surprising. Best part about 2021, perhaps. 

Also, falling Super in love with Mystrade. That was also a surprise. 

And finishing For John With Love! Lovely lovely surprise. 

Tagging whomever has not yet completed this! I’m behind. (: 

[thestuckylibrary]

hi! are there any where one of them works at a grocery store and the other keeps coming in?

Try these:

A Particularly Phallic Vegetable by the_genderman (oneshot | 1,281 | E)

Written for the AO3 Tag Generator (@ao3taggenerator on Twitter) prompt:

shameless supermarket blowjobs

I think this counts as ShrunkyClunks? Steve and the Hot Cashier accidentally find out they're both Thirsty in the Grocery Store, and I'm not talking about for the drinks in the checkout lane coolers.

Sugar by thbrkdwn (complete | 6,829 | M)

Bucky’s sweet on the pretty blue-eyed cashier who works last shift most days at Donnelly’s.

Bees and Sunflowers by irond0rkness (oneshot | 619 | G)

Bucky can't keep his eyes off the cashier working in his local flower shop.

An accident happens.

an old western movie by wttlpwrites (oneshot | 2,067 | not rated)

Steve has a favorite cashier and Bucky has a favorite customer and it'll all work out in the end

The Way You Show Me I'm Yours by 21caps (complete | 3,636 | not rated)

“You know what’s on the menu? It’s me-n-u.”

Steve visibly cringed at the cheesiest pick-up line that he had ever heard. Steve was about to scoff when he looked up from the cashier.

And holy moly, if the guy that stood in front of him with the huge grin painted onto his face was not the most beautiful man he had ever seen, then he was a lunatic.

A Matter of Convenience by bustybarnes (oneshot | 5,357 | T)

This was never meant to be his career, but here Bucky was, lead cashier at the OneStop. It wasn’t so bad. He was the only guy in a store full of women, so, yeah he did his fair share of chasing off creeps who wouldn’t (or just downright refused) to take no for an answer. In return, he pretty much got to work whenever he wanted to, which was mainly overnight and into the early morning rush. Bucky was a night owl mostly. That way he could hide not only from the harsh light of day but also from all the nightmares that hid in the dark whenever he tried to sleep. And it’s not like he had many options between his PTSD and not wanting to draw attention to his arm.

Or Bucky's a convenience store clerk who meets Steve when he comes in for coffee.

Part 1 of Scenes From A Convenience Store

Práta Love by park3rborn (complete | 5,115 | T)

When you try to ask the bae out with potatoes, featuring James Barnes being an absolute fool, Sam Wilson being an excellent friend, and Steve Rogers being a very poor employee.

7-Eleven Protein Bars Are a Very Important Part of Steve Roger's Daily Nutrition Plan by doctorenterprise (oneshot | 2,508 | M)

Bucky works at a 7-Eleven. Steve comes in for a protein bar after his morning run. Then he comes back every day.

Pet Parents Welcome! by Jester85 (WIP | 15,512 | G)

On the whole, Steve Rogers figures a cashier at the most trusted name in pet retailers isn't so bad. Sure, the hours could be better, some of the animals play havoc with his asthma, and there are days when every third customer seems to have taken their Extra Strength Douchebag pills, but his co-workers are nice and blessedly free of drama, and he gets to pet people's dogs all day.

It's not where he pictured himself a few years ago, when he was a promising art student at the local branch of the most prestigious college in the state, and sure, his epic sci-fi/fantasy novel ("a cross between Star Wars and Game of Thrones", is the basic sales pitch) is still in an ever-expanding mountain of copious notes and "inspiration" artwork collected on feverish Pinterest marathons, and sure maybe he doesn't really know where his life is going and is terrified of dating, but he's got his roommates, and his dog, and he's just about resigned himself to not really expecting a whole lot more.

Until one day a certain customer might make Steve realize how much he's missing.

Part 1 of The Truth About Cats and Dogs

[landofgay]

tagged by @i-love-tony-wonder (i love ur blog thank u for following/tagging me holy moly)

Rules: 15 questions, 15 mutuals

 1. Are you named after anyone? My middle name is technically a “family” name cause its also my aunts middle name, but my dad said my first name comes from Poison Ivy from The Cramps and my middle name comes from Lee Ving from Fear

2. When was the last time you cried? oh gosh. recently. I mightve teared up in the last 24 hours but the other night i was full on sobbing crying cause i missed a job interview i didnt know i had :^)

3. Do you have kids? no way fdhgjksdfjk i might have one in the future but not now

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? i feel like not as much as i used to? but definitely still use it

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people? Hair, clothes, eyes. in that order hgfjghkfjd. but eyes are my favourite feature in people!!

  6. What’s your eye color? Hazel but they usually look brown!! but if u look close theres actually a ring of green in them

7. Scary movie or happy ending? I mean dont all horror movies usually have happy endings? the monster gets defeated or whatever. idk happy ending i guess i dont watch a lot of scary movies!

8. Any special talents? UHHHHH i can ramble about things i like for hours on end? lmao Im sure i have some but im drawing a blank.

9. Where were you born? Nanaimo BC babey!!! home of the nanaimo bar and uh. some malls? its very boring there hfkdjglsdfjk

10. What are your hobbies? MUSIC. listening, playing, wish i could say creating but im not good at writing songs!! oh and i cross stitch a lot

11. Do you have any pets? two cats, an orange tabby named monty and a grey tabby named cosmo! cosmo is a teeny bastard man but i love him, monty is a big fat doofus and i would DIE for him he just wants to eat and sleep and snuggle.

12. What sports do you play/have you played? HAH. nope. shitty lungs babey!! (i think i played basket ball in grade 6 but i didnt like it)

13. How tall are you? 5′9 or 5′10? something like that

14. Favorite subject in school? Chemistry or physics or trig cause im good at them lmao! but ya basic equations where u just fill in the numbers and solve for x? SUPER easy for me. but basic addition/subtraction/multiplication/division without a calculator? literally shoot me dead.

15. Dream job? A sound engineer! working in either a recording studio or at a live venue, or working with a band while touring! but also would work with movie/tv shows doing background sound/overdubbing the dialouge/stuff like that would be cool.

gosh tag 15 people... @ixze @peachfuzzee @sapphiclaracroft @bigcanofwhoopass @ghostatm0st @escapingtoperie....thats who i can think of off the top of my head but if anyone feels like doing this go for it and tag me!! (also if i tagged u u dont have to do it HDKJLGJFKD)

[hellosweetie-17]

Until the Ink Runs Dry Chapter 1

Title: Until the Ink Runs Dry

Author: hellosweetie17

Rating: Explicit

Status: In Progress [1/?]

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga

Pairing(s): Edward Elric/Roy Mustang, Alphonse Elric/Winry Rockbell, Jean Havoc/There’s always hope, Riza Hawkeye/Kain Fuery

Characters: Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Winry Rockbell, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc, and many more.

Tags: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Soulmate Legends, Ink Pens, Slow Burn, Love, Explicit Sexual Content, Adults!EdwardAlphonseWinry, and many more.

Summary: According to legend, everyone has a soulmate.

Using a pen passed on from generation to generation, the seeker must voluntarily write on the back of their hand in order to make contact with their person on the other end of the Red String of Fate. Once initial contact has been established, an unbreakable connection is formed between the two soulmates. They are each able to feel the other’s love, pain, pleasure, and even hunger if a good piece of pie is nearby.

Winry and Alphonse are in love with the idea and believe it to be true. In fact, neither can wait for the chance to use their pens. Edward, on the other hand, thinks it’s a load of bullshit and one shouldn’t rely on stories to determine who they can love. As for Roy, he refuses to even so much as touch the pen left to him by Maes Hughes, believing no one would want a man as broken as he.

Whether it be out of hopeless romanticism or the kind of curiosity that killed the cat, what would happen if one were to write on their hand?

And when an investigation ensues over a string of murders spread throughout Central, will those bonds last or change under the pressure to catch the culprit?

Excerpt Chapter 1:

Go home, Fullmetal,” ordered General Mustang. “You’ve done enough.” He picked up a pen and began filling out the report on his desk.

“Oh c’mon, General! I got the job done, didn’t I?” countered Ed. “And stop calling me ‘Fullmetal’.”

Sighing, Roy pushed aside his paperwork and looked up at the seething blond, his onyx eyes connecting with molten gold.

“Yet you still managed to cause havoc,” he pointed out. “I had hoped you’d keep the damage to a minimum. How shortsighted of me.” He smiled and picked up his pen, silently dismissing the young man as he turned his attention back to the forms.

Ed could feel steam hissing out of his ears.

——————

Leaning his head against the window, Edward recounted snippets of the annoyingly frustrating argument he had had with Mustang hours before he and Alphonse boarded a train back to Resembool. A scowl appeared when he thought of the bastard’s smug smile and the look in his dark eye, telling him that he knew how to royally tick him off—which Roy did, of course. Fucker. If Ed had had a nice, tall glass of ice cold milk at that moment, he would’ve thrown the gross stuff in the General’s face. In the blond’s biased opinion, the old man would have deserved it. Ed let out a huff. “Asshole,” he grumbled under his breath. He crossed his arms and sank down in the brown, leather bench seat. “Total bullshit.”

Next to Ed sat Alphonse, who was currently trying to read the book about medicinal plants in his lap. But it was no use. The only thing the poor boy managed to do—while his older brother continued to piss himself off—was read the same paragraph over and over again. Upon hearing Edward’s string of whispered expletives, Al snapped the book shut and shifted in the seat to face his sibling.

“Are you going to mope the entire ride home, brother?” sighed Al.

“Huh? What are ya talking about? I’m just sitting here looking out the window,” Ed scoffed, waving an arm in the direction of the suddenly interesting blur of trees.

Narrowing his amber gaze at the stubborn older boy, Alphonse opened the book and flopped back against the seat, his blond fringe falling in his eyes. “It’s your fault, you know,” he remarked, flipping the pages in search of the place where he left off.

Ed whipped his head to the side and stared at Al. A slight grimace graced his features when his long, sunny-colored ponytail snagged in its hair tie. “Um…Say that again?” he requested, quirking an eyebrow.

“You blew up part of your lab,” the younger Elric nonchalantly stated, turning a page.

“It blew up because one of those bombs Mustang will never use—but asked me to make anyway—exploded,” excused Ed. He crossed his arms and slumped in his spot on the seat.

“I know you finished those bombs weeks ago. Your lab blew up because you were bored,” insisted Alphonse. “You started experimenting with different chemicals to entertain yourself.” He glared over at Ed, who was intently staring out the window. In its reflection, their golden eyes connected. “I know you know how dangerous it is to mess around because you have nothing else to do. General Mustang has the right to be mad. I wouldn’t be surprised if he fires you. Then you won’t have a lab to blow up and you won’t have access to the library.”

Ed’s jaw dropped and he blinked at the scolding tone in his brother’s voice. Whose side was the little twerp on?

“And you know what, brother?” continued Al. “I’m mad. After everything we’ve been through, I thought you would calm down a bit. You can’t just keep blowing stuff up because you feel like it.”

At the rate Edward was going, Alphonse was positive he would have a heart attack worrying over him—or worse, get gray hair. How did he end up with such a stubborn brother? Sure, he loved him. But holy moly! Al finally had his body back. He would like to keep it alive, thank you very much.

“Anyway, you better cheer up before we arrive in Resembool. It’s Winry’s birthday tomorrow and she’ll smack you with her wrench if you show up with a sour attitude,” he added, turning his attention back to the book.

“Yeah, yeah. I know,” muttered the older Elric, leaning his head against the window. He let out a huff of air, fogging up the window before drawing stick figures—particularly ones with Roy Mustang wearing devil horns.

“You’re not excited?” questioned Alphonse, his eyebrows lifting in surprise.

“No. I am,” answered Ed. “It’s just—”

“The pen.”

“—that stupid pen. She keeps talking about it. She think it’s gonna work and if it doesn’t, I’m gonna get the life beaten out of me. It almost happened the last time Winry smacked me with her wrench,” he paused to huff more warm air against the cool glass. “Plus, her pen’s supposedly been ‘working’ for three years now. Ya think she woulda tried it when she turned seventeen.”

“Between traveling and doing odd jobs for the General, we’ve been gone. Maybe she’s waiting for us to return home before trying it out.”

“Yeah, except nothing’s gonna happen.”

“Oh, come on, brother. It could work! Just imagine: you and Winry, soulmates,” mused Al, his tone whimsical. Sparkles shined in his golden eyes. He found the idea romantic and deep down, he hoped the legend was true.

Edward finished his mural in which The Ol’ Bastard died in the fiery pits of hell before turning to glance at Alphonse with raised eyebrows. “You actually believe in that lame superstition, legend thing?”

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{…Until the Ink Runs Dry Masterpost List…}

Also listed on fanfiction.net under hellosweetie17.

[dingus-the-mingus]

To all who follow me with the reason of good content ignore this. Also this is a tag game

of course as always this was brought upon me by none other then the mighty @het-lelijke-eendje, thanks yet again for making my evening less boring and more filled with personal and emotionally charged questions which is way better then just browsing dead dark souls memes

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1. Drink: cold mint tea

2. Phone call: i think my dad

3. Text message: “yo can you bring me my jacket tomorrow and drop it off later at my place?”

4. Song you listened to: Macdemarco “baby you’re out”

5. Time you cried: i’m not sharing that but what i can say is that i mostly cry because of my amnesia.

HAVE YOU

6. Dated someone twice: can’t say i have 

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: every kiss is the beginning of regrets

8. Been cheated on: nope

9. Lost someone special: every dog i ever owned, who cares about humans

10. Been depressed: yes severely, but it’s in the past and i moved on like everyone who got rid of their depression. 

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: of course, Cactus liquor of any kind tastes like nuclear waste now thanks to that one “drunk souls” evening with some friends.

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS

12-14: i’m colourblind and i like blue hues and maybe some purple

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. Made new friends: a few 

16. Fallen out of love: well it’s more of a “stopped loving” but yes and it sux. 

17. Laughed until you cried:  my friends make that happen on a daily basis. but mostly when we play DnD or when we’re super high.

18. Found out someone was talking about you:  why should they? i’m a bland animator shut-in with no redeeming values except my undying love for the souls series, they should be ashamed if they were talking about me.

19. Met someone who changed you: yes, although i still can’t tell if it was for the better or not. i’m really reflecting on that part right now.

20. Found out who your friends are: I already know who my friends are and they know i’m theirs.

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: yes,

GENERAL

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them but i have circle of about 30 where i keep constant contact with.

23. Do you have any pets: Yes, a boston terrier he’s my silent animation buddy

24. Do you want to change your name: do i look like a guy with identity issues? i’m fine with my name. 

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: got extremely high with my closest friends and dungeonmastered a game.

26. What time did you wake up: god idk i don’t keep track of time in the summer vacation.

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: listening to some podcasts (just started harmontown and i’m halfway through acquisitions incorporated) and drawing some new homebrew enemies for my DnD campaign.

28. Name something you can’t wait for: this is gonna sound sad but to be loved. 

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: a few minutes ago when she said she was gonna go to bed.

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: Everyone wants to change things, but no one is ever happy with the ways things are. it’s funny how we always yearn for anything we can’t have or didn’t do in our lives. but if i could i would change the way i handled things with my ex.

31. What are you listening to right now: Biig Piig “Vice city”

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: probably,

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my always increasing solitude and hermit lifestyle which is at the same time very relaxing. it’s really conflicting

34. Most visited website: Tumblr, reddit, youtube, 4chan in that order

RANDOM INFO ABOUT YOURSELF

35. Mole/s: hidden on my back

36. Mark/s: the upper part of my right ringfinger doesn’t have any feeling anymore because it got stuck between a car door when i was child. that and an eyebrow scar that was created during a weird collision between me and the radiator in kindergarden.

37. Childhood dream: as child i didn’t know. right now i’m aiming to become an art school teacher and to follow in the footsteps of the art teacher who taught me how to draw and find meaning in life. Jeff if you’re reading this i’m coming for you! 

38. Hair color: Black, just black

39. Long or short hair: can i say medium/short  for the sake of being difficult?

40. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes,

41. What do you like about yourself: that i quit drinking and that i like to help people who struggle with personal problems. i also am quite a good Dungeonmaster but that’s just plain out bragging.

42. Piercings: None

43. Blood type: O positive so that means i can donate to all you suckers!

44. Nickname: Lewis, Jewie (i’m not jewish) but generally just Louis

45. Relationship status: single

46. Zodiac: Pisces

47. Pronouns: call me whichever i’m not a sensitive person on the issue 

48. Favourite TV Shows: none, any belgian TV show is complete garbage.

49. Tattoos: one day each of my closest friends including me is gonna make a tattoo design (we’re all artists so we know it’s gonna look ok) then we’re gonna put it in a hat and then we all take one randomly from the hat and put it wherever we want. but that’s all high concept stuff.

50. Right or left hand: Right

51. Surgery: i don’t wanna talk about that, it wasn’t fun and neither is having a neurological issue.

52. Hair dyed in different color: I’m fine with my black,

53. Sport: swimming

55. Vacation: this year it’s Japan and afterwards italy

56. Pair of trainers: no clue

MORE GENERAL

57. Eating: a small cookie

58. Drinking: yup still burning on that cold mint tea

59. I’m about to: finish this of and go for some dark souls pvp

61. Waiting for: some person to live for.

62. Want: to achieve new heights in my animation and drawing and to have an awesome DnD campaign this vacation.

63. Get married: god no, do you know how many people divorce these days? Nobody can withstand another person to the end of their lives. nothing lasts forever just go live together and have your own ceremony without all the paperwork and promises.

64. Career: again being an art teacher at my old middle school. 

WHICH IS BETTER

65. Hugs or kisses: hugs definitely

66. Lips or eyes: i can’t really see eye colours so i’m gonna have to go with lips even though it’s not a feature i necesarily look for.

67. Shorter or taller: neither every size is fine.

68. Older or younger: again it doesn’t matter!

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: who caaaaares

71. Sensitive or loud: again i’m not a guy who looks for these parameters in people. everyone is sensitive and loud in some way.

72. Hook up or relationship: Relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker. 

HAVE YOU EVER

74. Kissed a Stranger: Nope

75. Drank hard liquor: i’m a belgian who got over his alcoholism a year ago...

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: no lenses no glasses no problems

77. Turned someone down: yes, it never feels good tho

78. Sex on the first date: haha what do you take me for? no not in the slightest.

79. Broken someone’s heart: yeah...i’m a dork 

80. Had your heart broken: yes, Not so long ago actually. it’ll heal with time i suppose...

81. Been arrested: can’t say i have but i have been warned not to smoke pot outside once by a cop.

82. Cried when someone died: i’m human you know of course.

83. Fallen for a friend: yah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

84. Yourself: despite every action i make i would say yes. willpower is something immensely strong and is necesary for dealing with the hardships of life. but i’m not perfect i’m still trying to find such strong willpower.

85. Miracles: nope 

86. Love at first sight: i believe in love at first sentence. 

87. Santa Claus: krampus is the only santa i believe in.

88. Kiss on the first date: if it were to actually happen for once then yes. 

OTHER:

90. Current best friend name: i’ve got several and no i won’t name them

91. Eye colour: dark green

92. Favorite movie: District 9, the usual suspect.

HOLY MOLY THAT WAS A LONG LIST

i’m not gonna tag anyone further sadly. unless any of those lurking schmucks wants to follow up on this then feel free to reply.