#i love these space disasters

[urghblergh]

Garashir + accidental TOS colours. ✨💙💛

[selunesfavouriteprincess]

canon Neve romance

[incandescent-mushroom]

House *crazy, bursting into Cuddy’s office*: “Wilson smiled at a nurse for three seconds, so I’m going to set the entire emergency ward on fire as part of our latest psychosexual chess game. also, your boobs look great today and i’m in love with you. do you want to make out?”

Cuddy *beautiful, not paid enough for this*: “first of all, could you chill for like 2 fucking seconds???”

[vaguely-concerned]

I am taking the fact that o'brien hung out with bashir in this lighting

for a whole episode, without it apparently stirring much in him other than maybe faint irritation, as proof that for all his other wonderful qualities our chief of operations really may be completely heterosexual

[motherfuckinbatman]

Veronique 'V' Wollfe: now properly modded like the little glow in the dark merc she was supposed to be

[six-demon-bag]

MEGAFAULT (2009) dir. David Michael Latt

[chronic-cynic]

Watching the AO3 top ship finals go down (here it is), and the amount of people talking about how the mlm ship (not naming it, in case I get dragged for having an opinion) deserves to win because it’s a part of Tumblr history is just… ridiculous.

Like, that is absolutely correct, but why exactly did it become a part of Tumblr history? Why has Tumblr had an obsession with non-canon (this particular ship is canon, though, but it seemed like a last minute decision from the writers) mlm ships, whilst ignoring any potential wlw ones?

Think just a little, guys. I promise you that you’ll get there.

(Dropping my favourite video ever because I can)

[shesmore-shoebill]

I see your “Amanda is a complete mess and Angela is confused why is Amanda being weird wtf” and I raise you “Angela thought they were already dating and taking this slow so she’s like … didn’t you take me on a date last week”

EXTREMELY funny scenario. Golden.

For a pure goofy time. I thiiiink. My rpf au of Amanda and Angela are both relatively communicative/empathetic/emotionally open adults. So i need the events preceding this/explaining how Angela would have started assuming it without talking to Amanda directly. to be deeply hilarious, either in an escalating-hilarity kind of way or in a deeply sweet mundane way. Amanda needs to be preoccupied with something oe operating so deeply on autopilot that she's in it and doing stuff without thinking and Angela feels completely assured in their relationship. They're carpooling to work. Cooking dinner for each other. There needs to be at least one convo where Angela is thinking one thing and Amanda is thinking another but they're both chill with it.

Like LBR, you can do plenty of affectionate and coupley-esque things without actually having feelings for people, so the comedy needs to be that Amanda does have those feelings and is either unaware of it or is slipping up so that she's expressing it and then. Something happens to make that click, Amanda freaks out, and at some point, apologizes probably, for overstepping or for her feelings, or for etc, expecting the worst.

And then Angela, who thought they WERE dating and groovy. Thinking fondly of the candlelit dinner at the nice Italian place and the late night chats and the lingering eye contact and the constant proximity. goes. Amanda. What.

(To not get parasocial. In my brain/au: Amanda seems like the type to communicate well most of the time and Angela seems like the type to maybe second guess specific status of relationships if shes unsure. So to end up in this scenario. Is so fucking funny.)

[multi-fandomdisaster]

hello i was doing my daily peter tag check and i saw your post please talk about the space bastard au

YES!!!!! SOMEBODY ASKED!!!!!

So the Space Bastard AU - officially called "Time and Space" (although I really use both titles interchangeably) - takes place post-NPMD and focuses on the fact that Tinky was totally hyped about the idea of nabbing another Spankoffski for his toy box during The Summoning. It follows Peter as he deals with having to navigate his life through the trauma of everything that happened in NPMD, including life without Ruth and Richie at his side (luckily with an awesome and really supportive girlfriend who went through the same trauma he did), alongside a bunch of sudden string weird dreams he starts having that he can never completely remember, all of which involve a certain yellow Lord in Black...

Some further details:

Rather than the mayor directing them to the Black Book in the forest during NPMD, he's instead going to lead the nerds to Miss Holloway, who will apprehensively allow them to borrow it to fix the whole Jägerman situation. They never do end up returning it though, as Grace still keeps the book for herself at the end. I'm pretty sure this is the only change to NPMD I make in here, and it's really just so Holloway can be here, since if she didn't have the book in the original story, then that means she likely didn't survive the battle with Wiley & wouldn't be in the story at all.

At some point pretty early on in the story, Pete's gonna rediscover Miss Retro's (since the last time he was there, they were all about to be murdered by a ghost) and subsequently semi-"re-meet" Miss Holloway. She is very important to this story, and effectively serves the role of "guide/character who explains what's going on to Pete because while she's experienced with the Lords in Black, he sure as heck doesn't know what's going on".

Homeless Man Ted is ALSO here! Turns out he's become a regular at Miss Retro's, as Miss Holloway gives him free food and an occasional place to huddle during particularly cold days. Yes, he and Peter will reunite. Yes, I will be using him for further Tinky-related angst.

On that note though, Ted's been missing for ~2 years during the events of this story. It's an understandably sore spot for Peter.

As you probably already guessed, I specifically chose title of "Space Bastard" for Pete as a callback to Ted's "Time Bastard" status & Tinky's moniker as the "Bastard of Time and Space." Where Ted is stuck traveling through time, Peter's going to be stuck traveling through alternate realities.

Tinky makes his first big move on Peter's birthday of all things. Pete's sitting on a couch watching a movie with Steph, fairly satisfied with his day, before he gets yoinked through the seat (You know the feeling of falling in a dream? It's like that) and finds himself...on a different couch? Watching a different movie? And what the hell is Ted doing here? Didn't he go missing 2 years ago? Where's Steph?

Honestly I could spend an eternity talking about this one scene ALONE, but long story short, Tinky ruins the nice moment of Pete suddenly being reunited with his lost sibling & Pete eventually does get back to his home reality a la Ted "waking up" back at Paul & Emma's wedding in Time Bastard. If anyone wants me to go further into detail about this scene, I HAPPILY will, because there's so much I want to talk about with it lol

Oh yeah! And Pete talks about this specific set of events (which he rationalizes as a really weird dream) to Miss Holloway the next time he's at Miss Retro's, which kicks off the main "try to make it so Peter avoids his fate" storyline of the AU.

Spoiler alert: Peter won't win. No matter what he or anyone else does, he can't escape his destiny. He'll eventually be pulled into the box just like his older brother before him.

[hektor-world]

You are safe here ,

[tomatoluvr69]

Do you think the 22 year old army medic here at the fema/Red Cross disaster relief station is qualified to tell me that no the irregular and newly puffy mole on my back is not cancer and it’s ok to be going through a tough time and the way my father treated me as a child wasn’t my fault and something in me is not rotten and inherently repellent to love and that it’s going to be ok and yeah no that alarming mole isn’t cancer. Or are they mostly like cleaning up cuts and stuff

[urghblergh]

The one with the tuxedos.

Haven't seen this one yet. They're gonna kiss, right? 🫣

Asking for a friend.

Mostly a study of this super cool photo.

Put my own little spin on it and made it gay TM. The usual. :D

[pon-farr-night]

Something something, Garak being with Palandine under the Blind moon, something something, Barkan finding them, something something, even though Garak likes Palandine, he's not mad that Barkan is there with them either...

[brittie-frog]

Right here's what I hope happens since we're not getting a qsmp stream like Foolish and Tina said we would get this weekend.

- they reset the art in the museum on Monday doing a nepotism and putting Tina's art of Pomme in

- wait a few days for people to see it and those that don't know about it realise that it THE TinaKitten that drew it

- have a lore stream that's potentially just Tina (and Foolish) escaping because Bagera and Cellbit chose to stay while Tina and Foolish were running to the boat and wanted to escape

- Foolish and Leo reunion, Teaduo reunion

- Tina finally gets to meet Empanada and immediately hit it off then they go to the museum as a mini family

- Tina points out the Pomme drawing and how she got in because nepotism and Empanada asks her to draw her

- Tina immediately does it off stream and privately messages the admins to put it in the museum and then she'll post it on the next monday after they've seen it so it's not spoiled

- chat and Em both freak out at seeing Tina's adorable drawing and then all the other eggs keep asking Tina to draw them

[becomingabeing]

please you didn't have to hug so hard to hide from the teacher

[doctorqueue]

Dear TMNT fandom. More body-swap crossovers pls, it’s a NEED /pos