#i love them guys. my 2 favourite dumbasses

[slightlyunconventional]

been thinking abt d/abi with baaaad hayfever recently … h/awks insisting that he needs to take some medication for it but d/abi REFUSES every time because it always knocks him out

and h/awks is just ….??? because how stupid is this man if he’d rather take sneezing nonstop all day over sleeping??? crazy

[vrystalius]

💕 The Love Languages of the Hashira pt.2

How the hashira express their love for you pt.2!

Here is pt.1 with Sanemi, Gyomei, Kyojuro and Tengen <3

Here’s my masterlist for the hashira.

Author’s Note: The hashira I wrote about in here are not my absolute favs, so maybe they are a bit oc…

Not proofread!

Pairing: Giyu, Obanai, Shinobu, Mitsuri x gn!reader

💙 Giyu Tomioka 💙

Physical affection (intensity: 8/10)

Giyu isn’t really the guy for pda. He likes it when you do it to him, planting gentle kisses on his cheek to fluster him, but Giyu comes out of his shell inside doors. He wants to hold you close during whatever you are doing. He would stand behind you while you cook, holding you by your waist and burying his face into your neck, just taking in your scent, or while you write letters to your friends, he would sit beside you and lean his head onto your shoulder. Giyu is silently clingy and he would never admit it.

Quality time (intensity: 9/10)

For Giyu personally, the best time spend is time spend with you. He likes it when you two hang out. It doesn’t really matter what you two are doing, he just likes spending time with you, doing things you like. His favourite thing to do with you though is to solve Tsume Shogi. You’d sit there for hours at a time, playing against each other while snacking on a small side dish. Giyu would always win in the end, and as a reward he always wants a kiss or cuddles.

Another thing he likes to do with you is to soak in a hotspring alongside you. He would get flustered at first, eying your beautiful body from the side, but after a while he’d calm down. Giyu would blow bubbles into the water while you’d talk, or rub essential oils (that Mitsuri gave you to try out) onto your back.

“Hey. How about we do a round Shogi tonight? I have a new strategy I want to try out.”

❤️Obanai Iguro❤️

Gift giving (intensity: 8/10)

Obanai would buy things that remind you of him while he’s out on longer missions, then give them to you when he returns. He likes to see you flustered and would leave a comment about it, but deep down he enjoys making you happy and buying you things like trinkets and clothing items and then seeing you wear or have them on you.

He also likes it when you get things for him. No matter how silly it is, Obanai will try to wear them or have them on himself to show off what a generous and kind S/O he has. Sanemi would tease the shit out of him for being so smitten for you to go as far as having Kaburamaru wear a little snake-sized scarf that matches Obanai’s yukata, wich you had bought him.

Words of affirmation (intensity: 6/10)

Obanai would tease you, yes, but he would give you even compliments and affectionate words in return, especially behind closed doors. He would stare at you, admire you with a lovesick-stare, but immediately stiffen up and throw a stingy comment at you when you catch him staring. But he apologises quickly and would mumble a quiet compliment your way.

“Hey, Obanai, what’s that thing you have around your wrist?”

“It’s a bracelet.”

“Looks stupid, why’d you get it?”

“None or your business. And it’s pretty, dumbass.”

🩷 Mitsuri Kanroji 🩷

Words of affirmation (intensity: 8/10)

Mitsuri would be the happiest when she can make you happy, and her way to do that is to compliment you as much as she can. She’ll compliment your style (even if you’re wearing the uniform), your beautiful face, your nice hair and your warm hands. Mitsuri also loves it when you compliment her, it makes her feel all flustered and red. She loves it when you tell her that she’s perfect the way she is, and remind her of her skill, strength and beautiful personality. It makes her all giddy and boost her confidence.

Physical touch (intensity: 10/10)

Mitsuri is the queen of physical affection, and she loves to give it out and get it back. She will hug you out of nowhere, give you a big kiss in the middle of street, or cuddle you the whole night and keep you close to herself. Mitsuri adores it when you do it back to her as well.

Quality time (intensity: 7/10)

Now, eating food is one of her and your favourite activities, but preparing the food together is even more fun. Pancakes, dango, mochi, ramen etc etc, somehow you both end up burning or undercooking something, even if the fish doesn’t even need cooking or anything of the sorts. The dish turns out fine, and you two enjoy it to the fullest. For Mitsuri, you two have to make around three or four batches extra while you’re content with one or two servings. She’s a little self-conscious about the amount she’s eating, but hearing your reassurance makes her all happy and giddy again.

“Are you sure it’s okay if I take the rest of your pancakes?? I mean, if you’re okay with it! Thank you!!”

💜Shinobu Kocho 💜

Acts of service (intensity: 8/10)

Shinobu is very sleep deprived and tired after caring for injured and sick members of the corps all day, so having you take care of her after a long day feels like heaven to her. She loves it when you help her change out of her uniform, having her dress in more comfortable clothes. She could melt when you hold her close and give her a little massage, and she could cry a little when you make her food and make sure she herself is taken care of. After a long day for caring others, it’s nice to be taken care of in return.

Words of affirmation (intensity: 6/10)

Shinobu likes to boost your confidence and make you flustered, kind of makes her day. She also adores it when you compliment her, it makes her feel warm inside and give her little bursts of energy to keep going. Reassurance gives her security, and she likes the feeling of knowing that at the end of the day, she’ll come back to you and back into your arms.

“Aren’t you a sweetie? Thank you for bringing me lunch. Would you like to stay with me and eat?”

💠

Thanks for reading <3

Anyways, make sure to EAT, SLEEP and DRINK enough.

Take care of yourselves <3

Note: Over 100 notes!! Tysm guys!! I don’t really know the personalities of the hashira here so I’m surprised you guys like it so much. I’m not complaining though <3

[h3wi]

"how to get your crush to like you back in 3 easy steps"

or: dan heng likes you. march knows.

dan heng x f!reader. pining fools and idiots in love. march is close to having a metaphorical heart attack. cliche shoujo stuff.

"you have a crush on her."

"i absolutely do not."

march fixes dan heng with an unimpressed gaze. "you are literally so obvious, don't even try and deny it again."

obvious? he's obvious? dan heng tries not to panic. in a poor attempt to salvage the unsalvageable, he says, lamely, "...i don't know what you're talking about."

graciously preserving the little dignity he has left, march ignores him. she claps him on the shoulder sympathetically. "don't worry, i'm a pro wingwoman. i accept payment in the form of desserts."

dan heng's right eye twitches.

1. show interest in their interests, pay attention to them.

that's easy, he thinks to himself. he always pays attention to you, it comes naturally to him. he knows how you prefer your coffee with a dash of milk and honey, not too sweet. he knows how you always start books but rarely ever finish them unless they were "really good and checked all my boxes!" and could go on thesis-worthy rants about your favourite ones. he knows how you like to keep succulents on your table and give them all ridiculous names like "king coin of doge land" and "a rad little guy".

so easy, in fact, that he feels the most confident he's ever been as he strides across the room over to you. you’re fiddling with something, looking vaguely nervous as you talk to march.

"good morning." he greets, eyeing the newest project you seem to be occupied with in your hands. a crotchet dragon, how nice. he knows exactly how to keep the conversation going now—

"what's cookin', good lookin'?"

his brain short circuits.

what is he supposed to say to that? were you flirting? does he flirt back? was it just a phrase? what's cooking-?

"but i'm not on cooking duty today."

dan heng watches your face freeze in confusion. his face feels like stone. to the side, march looks like she’s about to strangle him.

"...uh huh."

an awkward silence hangs in the air. dan heng wishes he was a statue.

— a failure, cut your losses and move on.

2. compliment something they’ve put effort into.

“please elaborate.”

“say something you like about her.” march takes a bite of her parfait (courtesy of dan heng), “but it has to be something she put conscious thought into. it shows that you notice the little things, and it makes her feel good about herself which makes her feel good about you. bam! two birds with one stone.”

dan heng only feels more confused. “but i like everything about her.”

even with the sweet treat in her mouth, march looks like she tasted something sour.

“so do i compliment her on everything i can think of?”

“no, no. you-“ march heaves a sigh, “pick one. just one.”

when he sees you in the archive room, he notices the now completed crotchet dragon in your hand. he decides that this is the perfect time to redeem himself.

“it’s well-made. i like the teal colour.” he says, and mentally congratulates himself for not messing up right off the bat (again).

“thank you, it’s, um, actually supposed to be the dragon you summon.”

“oh.” dan heng’s mind had been so occupied with march’s plans and you that he didn’t even make the connection. he feels just a little stupid.

“…and it’s for you.”

“oh.” a gift from you? and it was made exclusively to represent him, with hours of effort? he is in shock.

he must have taken too long to answer, because you notice the hesitation. flushing with embarrassment, you say “it’s a little much, huh? sorry.”

dan heng doesn’t manage to get a word in (because he would love to have the crotchet dragon, thank you very much!) before you scurry out the door. it clicks as it shuts, his outstretched hand reaching for nothing but air.

— i don’t want to call you a dumbass, but you’re kind of being a dumbass.

3. find time alone with them.

“i’ll help you with this one. but when you’re alone with her, you’re on your own.” march looks mildly concerned, “…will you be ok?”

“of course.” he says, and it’s merely bravado.

“right, well, i managed to convince mr. yang, miss himeko, and pom pom to visit this café with me—you’re paying, of course—it’s a rare opportunity so make full use of it, ‘kay?”

alone on the express. with you. no one else. no big deal, he tries to convince himself.

they keyword is ‘tries’, of course.

when the time comes, he gathers all the courage he has and, hopefully nonchalantly, asks you to watch a movie with him with a mini projector march had lent him beforehand. you agree, and it’s the first hurdle cleared. no mishaps so far.

“i’ll make you coffee, the way you like it.” he offers, and feels a flutter in his chest when you smile. if he could, he would bottle the feeling you gave him up and ration it throughout the rest of his life.

“i would love that.”

he gets to work, prepping the sugar and honey as he waits for the water to boil. the conversation between the two of you comes easily, as if the recent incidents didn’t happen at all, and dan heng feels the familiar serenity that comes from being in your presence. it was quiet save for your conversation, and the backdrop of stars outside the train seemed to be even more mesmerising than usual.

but of course, not everything goes according to plan.

the astral express, which had been sailing through the stars so smoothly, lurches from sudden turbulence. you bump against the kettle when you try to stabilise yourself and knock it over. boiling water spills all over the counter and onto the floor.

“watch out!”

not wanting you to be scalded, he grabs your arm and tries to push you away with his back towards the spillage. but his foot steps on the water and he slips, falling forward.

the two of you land on the floor in a heap, inches away from the spill. pure reflexes allow him to minimise the impact of your head meeting the floor by using his other hand as a cushion. he thinks he has bruised his knuckles. he has sprained his wrist.

the thought of the compromising position doesn’t even cross either of your minds. you crawl out from underneath him, and, perceptive as ever, notice when he rubs his wrist and winces.

“dan heng! are you ok?” you fuss over him, hands flitting over his wrist. dan heng feels like he would have enjoyed the attention more if he wasn’t so disappointed that his plans were disrupted. it had been going so well, he mourns. he watches as your back disappears around the corner with promises of finding the first aid kit.

it’s hard for the previous tranquil atmosphere to come back when you obviously felt bad about his wrist (even thought he assured you it was alright and not to worry), and his plans were derailed. the both of you work together to clean up the mess, which took some time, and try to enjoy the movie, but the momentum was lost.

— …

“what do you mean all my plans went bust? i worked so hard to convince pom pom to come with me!” march looks at you in horror.

“i don’t know! i thought you said you were a pro at this! i tried the pick-up line, i tried giving him a gift, and i even spent time alone with him, nothing worked! am I just inept at this love thing?” you shake her by the shoulders, tears of frustration on the edge of falling. march could only feel wronged.

“oh my god. you’re both idiots.”

[most-datable-datable-bracket]

ROUND 2 MATCH 20

Damien propaganda:

“I LOVE DAMIEN LAVEY A LOT !! he is such a silly gremlin of a guy I love him + he is my favourite character ever actually. He's the prince of the 8th circle of hell and his dads are the kings and they all love eachother a lot, it's really silly. when he was younger, to rebel he literally broke off one of his horns so that's why he has . one and a half.

he's really into drag, one of his endings in Prom is about how he wanted to do something with make-up/hair etc as a career but he felt as if his dads wanted him to solely take over as king of the 8th circle BUT that wasn't the case. at the end of the ending his dad's r like "what you can do what you want". ALSO we see him in drag in Monster Roadtrip and oh great heavens.

He is so silly. he has horrible . wilderness. instincts ...? because of the whole prince thing and it's really pathetic I love him. 

I could go on and on oh my god . one final thing uh also in roadtrip during one of the talks at the rest stop with him he calls you (the player) a silly dumbass and OHHH MY GOD I went bonkers I love him a lot”

“He's v cool and acts tough, but has a secret passion for hairstyling and make up that he hides cus he doesn't want to disappoint his dads who want him to rule over hell after them. Also he constantly commits arson, so that's fun :)”

Alistair propaganda:

“I love his puns and sarcasm. He may be kinda dumb and like the epitome of boring white boy to some people, but i just love the humour he brings to the party.”

[alonetimelover]

pairings: Harry Styles x tennis player!reader (fem, she/her)

summary: who would have thought that Harry is a tennis fan?

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harryupdates

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harryupdates Harry just followed YN YSN on instagram and twitter! YN is a tennis player, currently no. 1 on the WTA ranking.

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ynsfan well, I hope she'll teach him how to properly hold the racket

ynupdates YN did not follow back!

⤷ynsthebest Queen behaviour 👸

fan81 what does it mean?

fan291 are they together?

⤷ harryupdates they've never been spotted together nor somehow connected. YN is getting famous now as a quite young player already holding a no. 1. it could introduce harry to tennis.

⤷ ynsmybestie why does everything need to be about relationship?

⤷ harrysfan1 maybe because it's unusual that he's following people that are not very famous in the hollywood

⤷ harrysbtch are you a new fan? he's literally following some random meme accounts. let him follow whoever he wants, yn's a great girl

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ynupdates

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ynupdates YN via IG stories! it seems like she's celebrating the Roland-Garros triumph!

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ynsfan92 so proud of her. all the hard work did pay off!

harrysmoustache scrabble? i have my eye on you, girl 👀

⤷ynsfan92 why? is there sth wrong about playing scrabble?

⤷ ynshands harry's fans believe that yn is his newest girlfriend

⤷ harrysbtch i mean... there are a few clues. scrabble is harrys favourite board game for example

⤷ helloitsharry not to be a creep but it looks a lot like harry's house, too

ynsmybestie despite the rumours i love that our talented girl is getting the recognition she deserves

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harryupdates

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harrysupdates Harry and YN were seen together at the car dealer in Los Angeles!

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ynupdates oh, she's finally getting her dream car

harrysmoustache money money money

⤷ harrysmoustache you guys think i can be their sugar baby? i can bake and clean 😇

hArrysbtch so they're rich RICH... damn

ynsfan92 so the rumours are true?

⤷ harrysmylife nothing is confirmed but it seems more true with each day

lucycardealer Hey guys! i work at this car dealer and saw them today!

⤷ harrysbtch girl! spill the tea!

⤷ lucycardealer they came together, had a scheduled meeting with a big boss. they were shown some of our most prestigious cars (and most expensive really) and after a test drive, they both chose one each - the ones seen in the photos.

⤷ ynshands since you've seen them, do you think they're together?

⤷ lucycardealer oh, absolutely! most of the time they were very close to each other. harry had his hand on her lower back most of the time. they looked very happy and cute!

⤷ harrysbtch CONFIRMED! he's taken guys, he's taken...

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harrysmylife

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harrysmylife well, this happened today... you know, i started taking tennis lessons after seeing the tennis queen (YN) play. im walking to my practice and out of nowhere HARRY is passing by with a little 'hello, excuse me' because im a dumbass taking over the whole sidewalk... he saw my amazement, probably recognised that im a fan and started TALKING TO ME???? rest in the comments

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harrysmylife i of course stumbled over my words and could not articulate like the grown adult that i am. he was so sweet, asked me how long I'd been playing tennis. i answered him that i just started because of watching yn and being inspired by her. and let me tell you guys, the way this man SMIRKED when i said her name???

harrysmylife 2) he was like 'that's incredible, I've seen a few of her matches'... he must've wanted to laugh out loud at my shock face. then he said 'do you have tips for the first lesson? im just heading to the one and im quite nervous.' i said some things blah blah blah and what i see while walking on the courts??? Harry playing tennis with his coach, his coach that is YN gucking YSN...

harrysmylife 3) im dead, but don't worry - my life is complete

harryupdates that is one of the best fan stories that ive heard!

ynsupdates our girl instead of preparing for the Qatar tournament is teaching her boyfriend how to play... 💀

harrysmoustache he's learning how to play tennis??? with yn??? im fucking melting

harrysfan82 sleeping on the highway tonight, see you guys on the other side 🫡

ynsmybestie and they say romance is dead...

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ynupdates

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ynupdates YN's message after winning the semi-final today in Qatar! that may be some kind of a confirmation????

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harryupdates what a lovely gesture to show your support!

hArrysbtch GIRL??? we down bad, huh? i love it.

harrysmoustache the heart at the end? the hs?

harrysfan82 why did she ruined this camera's lenses?

⤷ ynsmybestie it's a tradition. tennis player write a message after winning the match!

harrysfan20 and he probably watched the whole match before going to bed.... crying, screaming

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harryupdates

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harryupdates Harry via his IG stories! edit: deleted!

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ynupdates THIS IS SO SWEET!

harrysmoustache im so happy for them! *jumping of the bridge*

hArrysbtch 'my love'????? the cat????

⤷ hArrysbtch i can't take it ... he is so in love with her

ynsmybestie time square finally has some quality!

harrysmylife i love how he can't use instagram... this time it took him much more to delete though

⤷ hArrysbtch a grandpa!

⤷ user11 yeah, he's too old for her

⤷ hArrysbtch it wasn't about his age but more about the way he deals with technology. but also, how is he too old? they're seven years apart, it's not that much.

⤷ user101 i agree with user11, and she's probably with him for the money!

⤷ ynshands her net worth is literally $16 million...

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ynsmybestie

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ynsmybestie YN and Harry playing soccer during her practice!

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ynupdates some way to start a practice!

harryupdates i wonder who won 😅

⤷ yourinstagram i did!

⤷ harrystyles liar.

⤷ ynshands harry you're telling me you won with no. 1? can't believe you.

ynsmybestie did it really happen???

ynshands hoping she'll be ready for the next match, Indian Wells is a tough competition!

⤷ ynstennisfan she's ready, easy way towards the final, and then reclaiming her title

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playerstribune

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playerstribune 'It is not all about tennis in my life. I love it, it's my job but it is my passion as well. I'm a 21 year old, trying to navigate her life, having people watch it like hawks. Being with someone that has been dealing with it for years helps. No one else would understand the frustration that comes with all of this.'

Click the link in our bio to read what YN YSN - WTA no. 1 - wrote for all of you. 'To understand me more, YN.'

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yourinstagram thank you for letting me voice my thoughts❤️

ynupdates tell me why i cried while reading it?

ynupdates day after day i learn what a great role model you are, yn. truly exceptional

⤷ yourinstagram ❤️

ynsmybestie i need to give this woman a hug. losing is a human thing, a learning experience. there is nothing shameful about it. happy yn has people close to her telling her that.

⤷ yourinstagram thank you, lovely

harryupdates 'for him i was the best' jeez... he really is the best boyfriend on the planet, huh?

harrysmylife excuse me when i cry to this - 'I noticed that I was losing my identity. I tried to be universal so more people would like me, respect me and cheer on me. I was losing myself, a people pleaser that I've been since my early days. Then I met him, and it really turned my world upside down.'

⤷ harrysmylife 'Besides my family he was the only person I didn't feel the need to be that [universal]. I could be myself and he would appreciate it. Love it. That was even more important for me than winning US Open [laughs].' SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP WTFHSISN

hArrysbtch 'I could talk about him for hours. I'm still young and those feelings are often overwhelming for me but, you know, I'm happy. I'm very happy and he's one of the most important reasons for it. He made me believe I could be myself without feeling any guilt over it.' what in the actual fuck...

ynsfan 'Biggest dream right now? Winning Olympic gold would be nice. Getting a dog.' people only yn could put Olympic gold and puppy as her biggest dreams 💀

harrystyles 🎾🐐

⤷ harrysbtch she literally spent the whole interview speaking of you, say something more, harry

⤷ harrysmoustache let's bully him to say more

⤷ harrysfan82 more

⤷ harrysbtch more

⤷ harryupdates more

⤷ ynupdates more

harrystyles GLASS SHATTERING [CAR CRASH] [VROOM VROOM] [PEOPLE SCREAMING] EXPLOSION "MY LEG... MY LEG... [BABY CRYING] WAAH... WAAH... [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO... WEE WOO [SOBBING] [YELLING] FLAT LINE

harrystyles Talented, Brilliant. Incredible. Amazing. Showstopping, Spectcular. Never the same. Totally Unique. Completely not ever been done before.

harrystyles yourinstagram 🧎🏻‍♂️

⤷ yourinstagram well...

⤷ ynshands man, oh man. 🥵

⤷ hArrysbtch what in the actual fuck???? Harry??? you know it's your official account???

⤷ harrysmoustache see kids? bullying works!

⤷ ynupdates I'd never thought it would work...

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harryaustralia Harry's reaction to the whole stadium chanting YN's name and seeing posters with her face!

Thank you to everyone that prepare it, it was a blast!

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harryupdates 'woah, so that's what it is? you like her more now? same.' what a sweet boyfriend

⤷ harrysbtch yeah and then 'it's about me!'

harrysaus22 i love how he took the time to answer questions about her 'where's yn? she's in Indian Wells, defending her last year title. you should watch the stream, i will!'

⤷ ynsmybestie and then 'can i have yn's number? *judging face* nope, absolutely not.'

ynshands 'are all of you here to learn more about my girlfriend?' crowd screaming yes 'okay, you want me to call her?' AND HE DID!

⤷ ynupdates 'baby, they came to see me so i would talk about you. they don't want me.' and the zoom at his phone to show yn laughing like crazy 'sing medicine, it'll solve the problem' YN, YOU KNOW US TOO WELL

⤷ hArrysbtch and he did sing it! 'it wasn't on the set list, so everyone say - thank you, yn! three, two one THANK YOU YN' she's got him wrapped around her finger, i love it!

harrysfan04 why is nobody talking about the 'i shaved for this sign'???? that man answered with 'would it be inappropriate to say, so did i?'

⤷ hArrysbtch YAS! my mouth went open wide after hearing it, dirty dirty man

⤷ ynsmybestie was yn still on a ft with him?

⤷ ynshands i think so!

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ynupdates

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ynupdates YN and Harry at the restaurant in Indian Wells, California!

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harryupdates this man has only four free days and he came from the other side of the world to support her...

hArrysbtch i love being single, i looooove being single *cries*

ynshands he's going to watch the final!!!!

harrysfan92 with him in the audience she's going to be a very very tough opponent

ynsmybestie oh she's gonna win WIN

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yourinstagram

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yourinstagram This last week was an absolute dream. Thank you to everyone watching me play and believing in me. It feels surreal to win here, in Indian Wells second year in a row. Thank you, H for being my no. 1 fan and cheerleader. I'm going to rest for a couple of days, see you in Paris!

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harrystyles i love you 💓

annetwist Congratulations dear! xx

ynupdates so proud of you!!!!! you deserve it like nobody else!

harryupdates the match was beautiful, you left your heart on the court

yourcouch hard work pays off! proud of you!

hArrysbtch the way harry was cheering on her??? the best

harrysmoustache do you guys see the note??? 'you are the cave from Prometheus that I found & been lost in for days' THE POET THAT YOU ARE MR STYLES

[unofficially-ace]

Star thoughts/liveblog (spoilers ahead ofc)

- If Splashtail is holding kittens hostage have you guys tried….driving him out? It’s literally one guy against the whole of Riverclan, just keep him away from the kits and there won’t be an issue???

- The conflict is kinda stupid I can’t lie, this could be solved if everyone in Riverclan wasn’t such a dumbass

- Cloverfoot is going to die in this battle I can smell it

- I can’t believe we’re getting fascism explained to us through warrior cats

- Berryheart fell down the crunchy mom -> alt right pipeline real

- This book is making me like Tigerheartstar wtf

- Frostpaw I would die for you

- Harestar you’re the most annoying mf ever please die

- What is it with Riverclan and their camp being turned into a prison every other series

- Graysludge and Mistslime are objectively hilarious names

- What happened to Splashtail being compelling why is he just cartoonishly evil and insane now

- There are not enough supporters of Splashtail to make give this any stakes come onnnn, he has like 5 people actually on his side

- I love Berryheart she’s so fucked up

- Wtf is Owlnose doing, why is he siding with Splashtail for no reason??

- Sunbeam you are so stupid my god

- ‘She didn’t realise what she was doing’ yes she did lmao

- RIP Berryheart you were the most compelling villain of the series

- That makes 2 dead female villains and we’re stuck with the boring male one….

- Owlnose you just killed someone don’t try and make me feel bad for you

- ‘The last thing she ever did was save you’ just like Curlfeather….the parallels…

- This feels like setup for Froststar ngl

- I can’t believe Nightheart is the only guy with a braincell here

- Is fogstar going to be a thing??? She hasn’t even been mentioned once before this book

- Riverclan is so stupid it actually pains me

- Why are we still calling them Greysludge and Mistslime that’s literally so mean lol, just call them by their apprentice names

- The tension is actually really good

- Not exactly liking how Splashtail seems to be genuinely mentally I’ll and that’s why he’s evil…

- He’s fuckin dead and we’re only halfway through?? Now what?

- So glad Frostpaw got to be the one to kill him though, that was so satisfying

- Riverclan you can justify all you want but at the end of the day you’re fuckin stupid

- The second he started doing murders y’all should’ve turned on him and it would all be fine

- Hi Mothwing when did you get here

- Lol fuck those guys (fognose and breezeheart)

- Goddamn Berryheart’s funeral scene is some of the best writing I’ve seen in a warriors book for a while, these are genuinely interesting emotions to explore

- Ewww I don’t wanna think about frost having a crush on splash stop bringing this up my god

- Oh fuck yes Frostpaw and Curlfeather angst

- If the rest of this book is just emotional conflict I will be more than happy with it

- Don’t kill off Frostpaw I swear to god

- Kate Cary I’m putting my trust in you

- This scene would make an incredible animation

- Might be my new favourite chapter of warrior cats ever holy shit that SLAPPED

- Fuck off Nightheart I need more Frostpaw

- Having Nightsky and Nightheart is so confusing

- Thunderclan can’t go two seconds without an argument (usually started by Lionblaze)

- I kinda love this type of conflict, it’s much more interesting than Splashtail being crazy

- Podlight is still here???

- Tree does something as a mediator for the first time ever

- Who tf is emberstar (if they’re relevant in Riverstar’s SE then I haven’t read it lol)

- The fact that I genuinely can’t tell if Frostpaw will survive is so good

- Please let the rest of the chapters be Frostpaw I don’t gaf about the others right now

- Whistlebreeze is the cutest name

- Frostdawn!!!! Also cute as fuck

- ICESTAR REALLLLL LETS GO

- Oh my god this chapter is gonna make me cry

- Sunbeam is pregnant and I want to explode

- And that’s a wrap on ASC , genuinely actually enjoyed this book, especially the second half. The emotional conflict was really interesting I gotta be honest, Frostdawn’s almost-dead scenes were so fun and had really good tension. The conflict with Splashtail ended up getting really stale, I’m glad he was killed halfway through because I couldn’t have dealt with that being dragged out for a whole book

[aquaburst3]

Welp, the latest main story update dropped last night. Oh, boy. It's bad. Like super bad. Somehow even worse than Vil turning into a diva and abusing Neige.

According to people who recounted what happened in it, Leona is a tyrant that doesn't care about his people. It' possibly hinted at that he murdered his own family to get the throne.

Leona would never do that! While he finds his brother and nephew annoying, he still loves them and would never wish them harm let alone murder them. Last time I checked, he and Scar weren't the same character.

Do I think Leona is ready to be king now? No. But, I don't think think he would be this bad. He's smart and willing to listen to others. I don't see him letting the country fall to shit.

Yes, I know that he said that wants to harness Sunset Savannah for its natural resources and upgrade the country. One, that comes out of a place of compassion. He knows Ruggie and plenty of others like him suffer under massive poverty. Hell, there are parts of that country that still have to use well water. He just wants to upgrade those parts to make things more even. Two, Leona has some very good points. If there's so much wealth disparity in that country, maybe finding other ways to make money might be a good thing. I agree. Destroying the environment isn't the answer. But there are ways to bring the country up to stand and be harmonious with the environment. Leona is smart enough to figure out those options. Three, he's not a fucking Captain Planet villain. He's willing to listen to others' advice and find a balance. Even in this very chapter Leona said that he wanted to have an internship at a mine in his country, so that way he can learn how to balance his own desires and saving the environment and tradition. This quite literally contradicts what this Book said several updates ago.

I know that Malleus is creating these dreams based on his own understanding of these guys, so there are gonna be some inconsistencies. But if that was the case, wouldn't Leona instantly know that something was off? He's the smartest character in the game. If he was in character, he should've figured it out and played along with Malleus' little game long enough till he got help. I even heard one suggestion that if Leona was in character, he could've purposefully gave himself a nightmare so he could wake up faster. That would've been so cool, too. But, no. Leona has to be an idiot, because the plot demands it. (Between this and Book 2, I swear he's cursed that whenever he gets any large amount of focus in the main story, he's transformed into a total dumbass. xD)

This is so bad and out of character that it geniunely pisses me off. Leona's not even in my top 3 favourite characters in this game! This is somehow even worse than The Cursed Child. At least that got the character's basic personality traits right, for the most part. This is just The Lion King plot superimposed on the Twisted Wonderland characters, so it falls apart at the seams. What a waste.

[fumikomiyasaki]

Bengal-Stitchs tropical Turbulence

Voice lines under the cut:

Groovy: "Another monster would have been funner to meet, but that little goofy guy at least seems entertaining~"

Set Home: "At least they remembered my allergies and gave me a fake flower Necklace, Would be so uncool if I had to deal with them right now."

Home Idle 1: "At least good we are cut off with this Island, dealing with my fans probably would have caused some commotion... although... it would have been fun to be fawned over like that~"

Home Idle 2: "Those dumbasses complained about me throwing the Octavinelle Dorm leader out of knowhere into the water.. so what, we came here to swim and that nerd needs to make the step himself, if not I do it for him."

Home Idle 3: "Sure I can open you a Coconut with my bare hands? Which one looks more tasty? We could get some watermelons too."

Home Login: "Ocelot back then was the one who tought me surfing and... there is something good about the tube and taking in the look of it... although my height sometimes makes troubles."

Home Idle Groovy: "How about a little swim contest? Just you and me and the waves... its not every day you get to challenge a Rockstar after all~"

Home Tap 1: "Hmm I need to take Iris here eventually... I feel she love the water. And to be pulled by a pretty seawoman into the water.. I don't mind it."

Home Tap 2: "I remember Fenella told me about a Beach trip she planned with her dorm... a white bikini probably look really nice on her~"

Home Tap 3: "Petva and I got use some meat skewers but man... I get them wanting a bit more beach babes here. Why did they have to pull so many annoyances here."

Home Tap 4: "That cutie Bear did stare at me from afar I noticed... Hinata can't hide those eyes from me, I gladly give him a show."

Home Tap 5: "I trained with Lyla and Jin-lou once on how far we could swim and the girlies really did show me off... I gotta make up for that and come back faster next time."

Home Tap Groovy: "Leave it to your favourite Rockstar to make this Beach a party, I can give a performance this night!"

Mentions of Characters: Iris @cynthinesia , Fenella @sakuramidnight15 , Petva @twsted-princess , Hinata @silent-dragon

[thatguywasvaping]

🏎️💨 THE FORMULA 1 TAG GAME! 🏎️💨:

i don't know who else to tag honestly but thank youuu @wisteria-wisteria for tagging me 😉

1. Who or what got you into F1?

i've been wanting to tell this story to someone cuz i think it's so dumb

so well, my dad and my cousins are HUGE f1 fans they always talk about it on the family gc. it was the mexico 2023 gp (we're mexican btw and just like every single men in mexico they love checo) and we all know what happened to checo in that race so they were fuming and honestly i was enjoying it and all the memes on twt

anyway i never really cared about the sport, to me it was just men going vroom vroom in circles for an hour but then the brazil gp came

we were in my grandparents house, i was in the living room and they were watching the race obviously, it was just about to start and then something magical happened that changed my whole life... charles leclerc crashes on the formation lap and i thought omg who's this dumbass 🙄 but then i heard his voice with that sadness you only hear in eastern european gay porn saying "why the fuck am i so unlucky?", i was like damn he's so me, my dad was asking me to traduce what he was saying, i had no context of everything that happened on the season but i could just think damn is this not the first time that it has happened to him? poor bro

then i saw him get lost in the motherfucking woods and i was crying laughing at this point wondering who the hell is this guy?

i made a mental note to search his name on twt later, anyway the race went on and i was actually getting invested in it, i remember my cousins had to leave but they were all i want to see checo pass hamilton bla bla bla and i had no idea who hamilton was but i wanted to see it too it was so exciting. when i got back home i went into a charles leclerc rabbit hole in twt and tumblr and tiktok, then i learned more about all the other drivers and as someone who was lacking content of my man finn wolfhard i was getting bored and seeing this guys being a chaotic mess and getting content of them every weekend i was like fuck it they're my new blorbos especially charles❤️

and now here i am :) the end.

2. Who was the very first F1 driver you supported? Do you support them now? Have your opinions on them differed or stayed the same since then?

i am a charles leclerc girlie and i will always be he's my sunshine i will fight anyone who dares to say something bad about him, i just love him so much he's so determinated and passionate i am so sure he will achieve his dream but he's also very kind, charming, funny. his history is also so amazing to me, his mental strenght is unbelievable and has motivated me to keep going no matter what, he's very dear to me, i admire him so much and i don't think it will ever change because he amazes me more and more everytime.

3. Who’s your current favourite F1 driver?

charlieeee obvi but i've also been very obsessed with max lately they are fighting for p1 in my favorite drivers championship every single day hahahah

maxie poo i love you babygirl 😘

ok but now seriously MAX VERSTAPPEN YOU ARE A FUCKING LEGEND AND DESERVE ALL THE HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD he means a lot to me now too

i love lando and oscar also i hope they achieve amazing things with mclaren they have so much talent and potential i know they will be great

and ofc mi gente latino 🇲🇽✊ checo pérez you are my dad and i support you no matter what also he's so unintentionally funny as max said i'll just call him lovely 😌

4. Is there a driver pairing or pairings you support? What made you attracted to that pairing in the first place?

LESTAPPEN MY GOD when i tell you that i think about them every day i'm not joking at all

my roman empire as the tiktok kids would say

i just love them for the same reasons everyone else does they have been racing against each other for most of their lives and of course they've had their rough patches but they respect each other and love racing together, they push the limits and will do everything to win but they always keep that mutual respect and admiration

i got into them with the inchident video it's just hilarious max being all mad like no it's so unfair 🙄 and charlie being like just an inchident 😘 I CAN'T THEY'RE SO ICONIC LIVE LAUGH LOVE LESTAPPEN we love emotional support rivals

also shoutout carlando, maxiel, charlos, chestappen, landoscar they are so funny love seeing them do stupid shit but also have each others back

5. Do your parents, siblings or relatives have a favourite team and/or favourite driver(s)?

my dad will die for red bull especially for checo, i don't really know my cousins favorite drivers but they like ferrari and one of them has a charles leclerc cap and a valtteri bottas one so i think them

i'm kind of a closeted f1 fan lmao because most of my life i've been like it's so boring just them going in circles but now i'm obsessed but also if i say i like it now they would be like you just like it because the drivers are good looking

and i mean YEAH but fuck just let me enjoy it and it's also my first season i'm still learning give me a break bruh

6. Do you have any favourite races? Are there any that stand out to you the most?

like i said this is my first season and i started pretty late but they first race i ever watched from start to finish was ✨las vegas 2023✨ and as a charles fan i will never forget that last lap where i was mourning p2 already and all like well let's hope for the best on the next race😔 when all of a sudden i see this mf overtaking checo, it was 1am and when i tell you i JUMPED from the couch and started screaming and jumping around, genuinely i will never forget it

7. Do you have a favourite circuit? Can be from the past or from the current calendar.

i don't really know about each circuit that much but i like monaco

8. Have you ever been to an F1 race in real life? Feel free to tell us your experience going to one if you like.

naaahh they're expensive af maybeee one day i'll go to the gp in mexico city but in a very distant future

9. Have you ever met an F1 driver in real life?

i see checo's face in every corner in my city does that count?

10. Do you have a favourite F1 car? If so, what is it?

i like the mercedes' cars just for the mere reason that they look cool to me and since i don't know all the technical stuff i think i could give you a pepper answer once i learn more

11. Do you have a favourite one win wonder?

not really ✌️

12. Do you have any favourite quotes from the F1 world? This can either be inspirational or hilarious.

when max said "i always thought that if i would make it to F1, charles will also make it"

what can i say i love my babygirls

[cuddlybigears]

I WISH TO POST MORE STUFF ABOUT CLOCKS bc I love him

SO here’s a few points

In Clocks’s timeline (like. Loads of years in the future) his friends are dead. Sad but yeah)

The reason he has a burn on his face is bc a long time ago SMG4 got mad at him (back before he became time lord and all) and threw boiling water at him

He respects Luigi way more and whenever he’s stalking the SMG4 crew he makes sure Luigi isn’t hurt too much (I mean gotta have some fun with the guy)

Watches Caseoh religiously

Still loves spaghetti! Obviously. Best part about being time lord is all the different spaghetti brands across the ages. He nearly had a heart attack when he went back to his own timeline and realises spaghetti was extinct

Still got his old personality at least for the most part. Smarter but still a dumbass ❤️

Loves acting mysterious

The SMG4 Crew thinks he’s a villain so he like. Just acts like one anyways. He just kinda becomes Mr Puzzles’s boss and is all like ‘mwahaha I’m gonna destroy u all’ and then just gets Puzzles arrested again. Leaving the Crew confused

Loves revealing random facts about Mario at random moments bc 1. Nobody knows he’s actually just Mario’s future self, 2. He’s gotten over the embarrassment and 3. It’s funny

Messes the most with SMG4 (out of like a spite that SMG4 doesn’t really get)

Still loves his friends tho! Even though they have no idea who he is. He still happily protects them

Still can’t count past 24 (it’s all the hours he needs! Don’t bully him)

ALSO goes to other universes and knows loads of other Mario AUs! Bc why not and he loves meeting them and seeing what they’re like and also loves their reactions when in a serious situation he’s just like metal pipe sfx

Hope you enjoyed my ted talk on my favourite little oc guy mwah I could smooch him ok bye

[iamverynormalaboutsge]

I demand justice for the morally grey baby girl/silly goose.

This is a Rafal appreciation post because God knows we don't have enough of them.

So here is a list of reasons why Rafal is my favourite morally grey baby girl and he should be yours too(or at least your favourite silly goose):

1. Despite his sassiness and almost in-sync physical behaviour, like his brother's (both of them got up at the same time to jump at each other's throat. No warning no nothing literally just sprung to their feet while eating sandwiches and tea how does that work?) Rafal very much loves his dumbass brother. Rafal remembered everything with fondness regarding his brother. Sure it's not very wholesome to scare the ever-living hell out of your twin brother making him cry but the fact that he remembered, even after CENTURIES of being 17/immortal kept by the Storian, that Rhian would call him Fala. (For me the moment was oddly wholesome despite the cruelty implications from Rafal's side. I guess the most intensive moments of life are those where you feel more than just one emotion strongly because one gives sparkle to the other and so on.)

2. Rafal has a high sense of responsibility, higher than Rhian's. Now I don't mean to say he is a good schoolmaster. That is FAR from it. Bro mentally tormented his students and said it was their fault for making them miserable and further propaganda that villains have to live miserably and go through extreme pains to become proper villains. Rhian ain't too far away since all he did from what we saw was a parade in the School for Good and ignored all the students that so politely greeted him like he was their life idol excuse me they showed their respects. I know you were trying to hit on Midas because you always gotta hit on the guy your brother hit first(previous example: Hook) but a nod would have suffice? Instead bro just deliberately ignores them while threatening Midas... ??? At least Rafal knew what he was doing and what he had to do to keep the pact/oath to the Storian. Rhian was just oblivious and arrogant to it.

3. Rafal made a redemption arc. Sure maybe not in the true meaning of it but he tried. He got into the lines of his students and tried to see it from their perspective. He gained their trust and loyalty for who he was. He got to hear everything they thought about him, how horrible he was because he was the pain of a schoolmaster. But he also got to see his students admire him and grow fond of him. Even proving that the wicked and evil can be good in their own twisted way. After all, the heroes of a story are the villains of another. Always.

He inspired others outside of himself while he did his growth and that's beyond great from my perspective.

4. As twisted as he was you can not deny that he was rational. Whenever he made up his mind he went with it even if he had his doubts or moments of hesitation, eventually, he carried on with what he had to do because it was what he needed to do. In the process, he indeed has hurt many but he also self-sacrificed himself. Whatever pain we saw him inflict on his victims we can see that it's a direct reflection of his mirrored pain in them. We can go on about how this is accurate or not, the actual extent of it, interpretations, and symbolism, but to me it's pretty clear once you read a book that engages your mind, heart and soul. He torments himself and torments others because it is the only treatment he knows. The love he gives is suffering and torture. The kindness he shows is an eternal curse. The ever-fleeing moments of bravery are a misery to many. He is a walking omen neither good nor bad, with an internalised balance with the outside world through a mirror.

5. I just love him(as a character/platonic). He had his wrongs maybe more than his rights but in the end, he was determined and hard-working. He did whatever he could, he did what he thought was best even if it wasn't the best. He did whatever was in the power of his hands even when the one meant to have his back stabbed him right in the heart. He stood right by his role and side even if it was the wrong one from the beginning. Even if he was fooled to become the perfect incarnation of what others told him he was. Even if he was torn between who he was once or what he must have been and what he became or what he is in 'truth'. He knew he had a role and he did whatever he could to carry it out you could say it's from selfish desires because he would have died indeed so would have his brother. Bit by bit we show that despite the struggle and betrayal Rafal still tries to learn to love his brother, or better said remind himself that he does.

Bless our silly goose. Love him with all of my heart

(I did not make this, I literally walked into this room and saw this. I was re-reading the first book at that time and saw this. It made me immediately think of SGE/Rafal. I call this fate.)

[catboyolli]

1, 2, 14, and 22, please?

hi Kelley, thank you!!! 💖💖💖

1. Who is your favourite Blind Channel member and why?

Olli because of many many little things, but he's absolutely my type (dirty/sandy blond, curly hair, hairy chest, bit of a manwhore) while also being insanely talented (music, visual arts) and did I say being pretty and sexy and talented and a little bit of a dumbass and and

2. Your favourite pair, trio, or other group dynamic within the band? (whether in the platonic sense or shipping sense—up to you!)

Already answered as Aleksi/Olli and the twins, I'll go with Tommi and Olli as my 3rd fave pair because big bear Tommi and small energetic Olli is so cute 🥺💖💖💖💖

14. Have you seen them live? What was the experience like?

I saw them live 2 weeks ago for their last two shows before the break. The guys are amazing and they put on an amazing show to enjoy, I just wish it was a bit longer especially if they're headliners. Also I'll have to say that I couldn't believe they were real people and not the guys trapped inside my phone djhfbjdhgbnjhd I was feeling so dumb when I saw them in the flesh, I think I had some kind of Realization like holy shit they're real 😂

22. Do you own any merch or band memorabilia (like guitar picks, drumsticks, or physical tickets)? Which item is your favourite?

Oh damn, this one has a wild story 😂 I have all their CDs and vinlys (not signed, sadly), a shirt that came with a Rock Sound special edition, their large pendant, a totebag made of the 2022 LOTSAD curtain thingy, and another totebag, lanyard and signed poster gifted to me by the lovely @olli-matela-broke-me (I cried when she gave me the gift shjdfjshn love you Susa 💖💖💖💖). I also have one of Tommi's drumsticks from the last gig, gifted to me by a random dude from Oulu who before the set began came to chat with me, asked me if I was a foreigner, where was I from and what the fuck was I doing there so far from home, and if I wanted to go to the moshpits with him (as we were both fans of heavier music). I also asked him some stuff back because that's how I am, and then he was glued to my back for the entire show and translated some of the Finnish stuff for me 😅. He wasn't even a fan of BC, he was there because "it was the only show in the city", and I managed to lose sight of him after the Balboa moshpit, but he found me after the show ended to hand me Tommi's drumstick and I fucking could not believe it. Anyway, thank you random guy from Oulu, hope life is treating you well 😂

(I would've purchased the drumhead from their 2nd to last show but it was cash only and it was already sold when I went to their last show 😭)

[decarbry]

I really love your worldbuilding in this newest chapter, how you've expanded on the foundation canon has established with regards to Eraserhead's place in heroics. I'm reminded specifically of that scene in season 6 where Endeavor compliments Aizawa's quirk. That scene felt super uncomfortable to me, the way he was reducing him down to his power, and you did an incredible job at only further digging into it.

It's an interesting topic to think about honestly, considering canon discusses how quirks were named as such to encourage the public to see these powers as just a part of who a person is rather than this scary thing that they had. A quirk of their character. And to see how that's evolved in modern hero society to the point where people can't separate themselves from their quirk, how it practically becomes the bulk of who they are as a person, it puts the way people equate Erasure and Eraserhead as being one in the same into perspective. Who is Aizawa Shouta without Erasure?

The complex relationship between a person and their power and how it impacts and even dictates their identity is one of my favourite aspects of BnHA and it's so exciting whenever I see it explored. Amazing chapter as always! You did an incredible making Hizashi's grief palpable, it was so raw and messy and overwhelming!

Thank you!!

It’s a great topic but I especially love it in connection to Shouta. He’s kind of his own worst enemy when it comes to this subject as his rationality and avoidance of notoriety does its own damage to making sure no one knows enough to get to know the guy behind the goggles. He’s actually a dumbass because he struggled with his usefulness as a teenager and before he settled into his post-high school life, and put a lot of belief in the fact that no one was going to value him for anything but his Quirk, which even he admits is critical. He was right, but he sabotaged himself.

And to him it’s 100% a boon. He gets to stay unknown, keep his privacy, move relatively freely. He doesn’t have to worry about being too sharp or kind with his words, or how a social media post is going to destroy his image. He’s thought long and hard about this exact subject because he went through UA’s classes that talked about reputation, and after Oboro died he consciously settled into the idea that he was not important enough for anyone to worry over. Erasure YES. Aizawa NO. He decided it was not rational for people to worry over him because he was not important. Building his whole adult life off of that one notion. The best part of all of this was that when he died, or something worse happened to him, he wouldn’t be hurting anyone else with his death. Because nobody cares. That last bit is the most important to him.

Hizashi, Nemuri— they were accidents, he settled into this after he met them and it’s too late to shake them loose. So he had to come to terms with the fact that he would hurt exactly (2) people with his death. But that’s a pretty good low number.

Except he also didn’t account for the fact that people are more complex than he gives them credit for and despite his best efforts his students adore the ever-loving SHIT out of him

So when it comes down to the wire like we’re seeing in the fic, very few people care for the actual person beneath Erasure. His students yes, his spouse yes, his friends from HS yes, maybe one or two others.

[queenmuzz]

Hey Muzz!

First of all I love your Dragon Age Veilguard posts about your Rook and Emmerich or Emmerich in general. Through you I can experience some of his romance stuff (I have fallen for elf shadow dragon rook x lucanis and can't get out :C). Anyway I was kinda curious about the other DA games... Have you played them and who was your favorite romance in each game? Thanks for the answer! Have a good day Muzz! C:

Oh hello! I’m glad someone tolerates my Dragon Age obsession.

I’ve been playing this series since the beginning, and I must say this game series is a formative part of my life.

In origin I played Warrior dwarf Brosca (DOWN WITH THE CASTES BHELEN IS THE RIGHTFUL KING) and immediately made a beeline for Alistair. He was the guy that taught me that being attracted to a fictional character, the moment he handed me a flower. The fact he was a prince was just icing on the cake. At the time the game was phenomenal, but… I can’t push myself playing it again.

Dragon age 2, I played a warrior Hawke, who made a beeline for Anders, because of him being in awakening. Sadly, he was a changed man, and I had to use the murder knife. Fenris introduced me to my favourite voice actor, Gideon Emery.

In inquisition, I played a human noble warrior, who romanced… you guessed it, a Warden. Blackwall is actually when my tastes in fictional men went from youthful to… fine aged wine. I actually was so dumb, I assumed Blackwall was a warden so that when he left me in a barn naked (right as my mother in law walked into the room) I naturally assumed he had gone on his calling and didn’t tell me. I was a dumbass. Also, at this time I finally started tentatively participating in the fandom, as you might see in my oldest tumblr posts.

So here we are, I’ve just finished my first dwarf warrior warden (went back to my roots ) playthrough and am now… going mourn watch so I can romance that old man again but this time, I can match his freak. Lucanis is going to get my crow rook, and i have a shadow dragon elf lady set up for Harding.

I hope you enjoy Lucanis, who definitely is growing in me, especially since he isn’t the kind of character I expected.

[blazing-jay]

Ask game how would you feel about a Chazz?

Manjoume Manjoume Manjoume my beloved dumbass. I took a while to come around on you, but!

Why I like them/why I don’t

Okay so he has one of the strongest early character arcs in the show. He's got a cool design. He's a goddamn hoot to see on screen at basically any given time. He's such a fun contrast to Judai, he's the only person who actually sought Judai out and tried to give him a peptalk in season 2. (It didn't... work because Judai was being Judai. But he tried!) He's more than capable of getting serious. He cares way more than he ever wants to let on, even about the weakest people others would throw away.

I love Manjoume. He's such a cringy dork.

What I like about their appearance

I love his black jacket. It's iconic, alright? And I love his dumb spiky hairdo. You cannot look at The Chazz and not know you are looking at The Chazz. You just can't.

Do I prefer their dub names or original names?

.... uh!!!! I use Manjoume when I'm writing seriously for fic or talking seriously, but I am not immune to the meme potential of screaming The ChazzTM I'm torn. I switch whenever the fuck I feel like it.

OTP

For him? I... let's go with GX Rival Shipping for now

NOTP

Manjoume/Asuka. Don't remember what it's called. But their is enough canon secondhand embarrassment to put me off it.

OT3

Competitorshipping. My friends are into it and make neat content and so I go :D everytime I see it.

Favourite card they use

Ojamassimilation is not an anime card. I cannot explain how sad this makes me, but it's getting a callout here anyway for its clear attempts at bridging Manjoume's Archetypes

As for a card he actually uses...

He's just a guy, what can I say?

Favourite moment they were in

Oooh, I showed my bias early with this one. I'm giving this to him seeking Judai out after Judai loses the ability to see his cards in Season 2. The fact he tried to peptalk Judai like that, in his own dumb Manjoume way, just... ough. Good stuff to me. It's the one that stands out for me personally!

Least favourite moment

The less said about the season 1 finale the better.

Would I fuck, marry or kill them

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Day 15 ~ “You Play The Piano So Well.”

“You play the piano so well.” AU where they are not pilots (Bradley = 26 Reader = 22)

“Hey Y/N.” Your best friend, Natasha yelled across the locker room where you guys are currently changing clothes for the Hard Deck a local bar you frequent when you are not busy with studying or your part time job. “Are you gonna go to Jake’s for pizza tonight?” she questions - about the group hangout at her boyfriend’s place - as she looks at you standing in front of the mirror fixing your hair.

“Yeah I believe so.” you yelled back, throwing your bag over your left shoulder when you are done with your hair and makeup. “I just have to go home and after drinks because I don’t have a jacket on me. But I’ll see you there later!” As you finish with talking you turn around to face Natasha but before you can say anything the rest of the netball team yelled their goodbyes to you guys. You quickly pull out your phone of your back pocket. “Shit we are gonna be late for Javy’s surprise.” You exclaimed looking at the time.

“Nat I have to go home.” You said to your friend who is currently hanging on Jake drinking her beer while listening to him ramble on about his day. “Why.” She stands up quickly. “Why do you have to go now?” “My dog sitter just called and Ed’s is sick and Bradley is still at work so he can’t go home.” You explained as she just nodded. “That’s no problem. Go home must I tell Bradley to go home when he gets here.” She questions with a small smile.

“No that’s fine. He deserves to chill after the week he has had. Poor guy had to deal with a bunch of dumbasses that can’t think for themselves.” You giggle out and she along with Jake laughed. “Okay well I am going to talk to Javy wish him a wonderful birthday further. Then I will see you tomorrow at dinner because I can only assume you guys are going to be hungover tomorrow morning.”

“That my friend is super true.” Jake laughs. “And I am not even going to disagree because I know for sure I am going to be hungover.” She laughs pulling you into a hug before shoving you gently towards Javy who is currently being hit on by the girl he has been chasing for a while now. “Love you. Send me a message when you are home so I know that some psycho did not kidnap you.” Natasha yelled after you and all you did was shake your head at her but nodded, nonetheless.

You gently walk down the stairs trying your best to not wake Bradley or you puppy, Eddie, who is peacefully sleeping next to your bed. As it is 2 am and you can’t sleep for some reason you got out of bed as to not disturb them with your restlessness. As quiet as you can you got to the piano standing in the living room. You haven’t played in a while so you have to warm up a bit again. Touching the keys softly your muscle memory starts to kick in and you start to play softly the tune coming to life when your fingers moved slowly. Great Balls Of Fire is the tune you are busy humming just like Bradley taught you just like his dad taught him before his passing.

A shiver runs up your spine as you feel a warm body behind you. He just pulled you into his chest resting his chin on your shoulder. “I missed you at Jake’s party.” He whispered and you sighed. “I know. I’m sorry but Eddie needed me. And you know I am a pushover when it comes to him.” You whispered back and he just nodded. “Once more.” He pleaded with a tired voice. Your fingers move gently on the keys of the piano and Bradley hummed along with you. You could not be happier than you feel at that moment.

You close your eyes playing the last part of the song where you started to hum louder. The song ingrained in your memory because of how many times you and Bradley played the song. You tried to memorise the song so that you could surprise him on his 25th birthday. You love him and this is his favourite song so there is actually no question as to why you spend a few weeks perfecting the song.

Now you can play with your eyes closed and Bradley could not be prouder of you. “How are you this good in such a short time.” He muttered into your neck. “I don’t know. I practiced a lot so I believe that is why or maybe I have an amazing teacher.” He grinned and you giggle as he runs his hands over your thighs to pick you up to sit you on his lap. “You play the piano so well.” He stated.

“He must be one hell of a teacher.” You giggle as he moves his eyebrows up and down winking at you. “Ah, he is average.” You tease. “Hey!” he exclaimed shocked. “I am a good teacher.” All you can do is laughed at the look on his face giving away that he is actually shocked not catching the joke as he is tired.

“Let’s go to bed. It’s late and we are going to have a busy day tomorrow. You know how the guys get when they have been drinking the previous day. They are going to be all over us because they feel like shit.” Bradley stands up leading you to your shared bedroom.

“I love you so much Brad.” You kissed his neck as he laid you guys down on the bed and you let out a tired content sigh. “I love you too baby girl.” He whispered as you guys got comfortable in bed. “I am so happy.” You muttered and Bradley nodded pulling you towards his chest. “Me to baby.” He said wrapping his arms around you waist. Quickly falling asleep in each other’s arms.

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