#i love theft i love stealing

[sqrkyclean]

"you stole that charcter concept/dynamic/etc from [media]!"

[crownedwithstars]

the reasons I think Fëanorians should not get the Silmarils back

it's a better and more compelling story this way. their fall from grace and the way they corrupt and destroy themselves because of a hopeless quest is peak tragedy, which would be ruined by their success.

it's a justified consequence of the Kinslayings: the right of ownership is not and cannot ever be more important than somebody else's right to live.

it's also a justified consequence of them stealing and destroying someone else's priceless semi-sacred property: Teleri will never get their ships back because Fëanor burned them out of spite, so it's only fair and square that the Silmarils are never returned to him or his heirs. 

if Stuff is so important to you that it causes you to ruin the lives of all your children, losing that Stuff forever is probably just karmic justice. (see also: "if more of us valued food and cheer above hoarded gold...")

And no, nobody else should have the Silmarils either. It's clear that having a Silmaril messes with your brain. At the end of the Silm, they should become public property. I would go even further than this and say that the actual resolution of the Silm, where nobody can have them and the single surviving jewel is carried as a star that everyone can indiscriminately see by a guy who never expressed a desire for it, is probably the only correct one. 

[wolfstrong]

Realist shit in all of Buffy was when Dawn had her first kiss her immediate reaction was to say “shiver me Timbers” after and the guy she kissed was like “what?” And she was like “nothing”

[sarah-sandwich]

Valentine's for my Valentine's (mutuals and followers and anyone else who sees them)

Happy Valentine's Day!! I am parked horribly in front of your house blasting the song that makes you feel the most You from my boombox!

[waywardsalt]

i think its funnier if linebeck sets a bad example for link not necessarily by generally being a dick or having bad advice, but instead by genuinely advocating for crime as a good solution to any problem

[barksbog]

workplace fiend

[jacqcrisis]

I love the meta-narrative of robbing the bank with Astarion. You don't have to break into the vaults. Theres no reason to but listen: you're all back in the big city, the vampire is probably experiencing a level of stress and anxiety that he hasn't felt in a while considering his freedom is always one bad fight from being taken away, and a cult is coming to turn everyone into mindflayers.

So how do we let Astarion blow off some steam in a way that doesn't involve murdering innocent civilians? That's right, you throw his ass in a bank and let him let his hair down. He needs this. It's for his mental health.

Go steal from some rich assholes, baby girl, and after, I'll buy you a shiny new bow and so many greater invisibility scrolls.

[autumnexart]

Mae for May

sketched may because its May now lol!

[scrappedtogether]

I know it’s not as traditional as arrogance or greed and that it messes with the thematics of “the real monsters were humans” 🤪 but I honestly so enjoy Scooby Doo villains whose motivations are built on love.

[autistic-katara]

tell my we i just got a strangely pro-ai blog on my dash-

[the-kings-of-games]

YGO fandom, stop reposting other people's artwork 2k23. It's not appreciation—it's art theft, and you should do better. Thanks.

[lakottke]

Glory to Bloxstotzka!

[ratmans-notebooks]

no WAY mom is lecturing us on taking a few extra creamers from the gas station coffee station like we're literally SHOOTING up a store💀

[bestestbuonessadvice]

I support anti-civ anarchism in an unironic sense

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

[nerd-who-likes-cats]

Gray's Silver's Tsum just crashed my drawing tablet so it'll be a minute before I continue with the tsums. Silver only needs one bit colored in, but I'm presently frustrated with him as I'm gonna have to draw a certain tsum all over now because my tablet couldn't handle his cuteness.

[ajxrn]

Also Luc as a name? I know what you are 😑

IM BEING CYBERBULLIED