#i love the name beeblebrox

[jachtjager]

"The ships hung in the sky much in the same way that bricks don't" yes, for everything. Anything that could ever happen, could happen much in the same way that bricks don't, even if bricks do.

[mcwhytubers]

do you have any fun random tidbits about hints in the hermits' usernames? i saw ur other post and now im curious :)

A lot of people have replied to that post with other username additions and my adhd decided i needed a good hyperfocus so i just spent the past hour compiling an entire google doc of every hermit's username that I could find an explanation for. Probably more than what you wanted but its what you're getting.

I also cannot confirm that all of them are 100% accurate because I couldn't find direct quotes from every hermit, but here's what I've got (under a cut because it's long)

Bdoubleo100 - play on the first three letters of his last name (Booko)

CubFan135 - Chicago cubs fan

Docm77 - nickname (Doc) + first letter of his last name (Mössner) + year he was born (1977)

Ethoslab - unsure

FalseSymmetry - picked a name when she was making a channel focused on design

GeminiTay - her zodiac + her nickname (Taylor) (side note, I love how she has a nickname there but yet we’ve all taken to calling her Gem)

GoodTimesWithScar - Scar said on stream once that his name was supposed to be based on Michael Scarn from The Office, but he misremembered and thought it was Scar, not Scarn, and the ‘goodtimeswith’ was added because Scar alone was too edgy

Grian - he went by Gria online for some time, but when he went to make a Minecraft account, Gria was taken so he popped an ‘n’ onto the end of it.

Hypnotized - unsure

iJevin - i feel bad for admitting that idk if his irl name is jevin or not

ImpulseSV - Impulse was the drum corps he use to march in + his initials

Iskall85 - iskall means ice cold in Swedish, he was born in 1985

JoeHills - his name was bestowed upon him by his parents during the most important moment of his life!

Keralis - first name (Arek) backward + the first three of his last name (Lisowski)

Mumbo(Jumbo) - meaning gibberish

PearlescentMoon - unsure

RenTheDog - Ren is a nickname of his name (Warren) and he added ‘the dog’ when he was a radio host in college

StressMonster101 - unsure

TangoTek - nickname colleagues used to call him

TinFoilChef - used to do cooking streams but didn’t think he was good enough to be an iron chef, so he became tinfoilchef

VintageBeef - unsure

WelsKnight - the church where he went to was called the wels and the mascot of the school that he was going to was a knight

xBcrafted - unsure

Xisuma - music > musix > xisum > xisuma

Zedaph - loosely based on Zaphod Beeblebrox from hitchhikers guide

Zombie Cleo - unsure

[fordprefectyaoi]

Two animals have been named after Zaphod Beeblebrox! Which I think is hilarious.

Erechthias beeblebroxi is a species of clothes moth found only in Australia. They have markings that look like two heads, and were first named in 1993, Queensland.

The males have a 13-14 millimetre wingspan, and the females measure 11.5-12.5 millimetres.

Bidenichthys beeblebroxi is a species of reef fish found in the shallow waters of New Zealand. They like to live in holes underneath boulders and rocks, in kelp forests.

They are about 6.5-9.5 cms in length, but could get bigger since this common reef fish hasn't been researched very much. To be completely honest, I have no idea why the scientists who discovered this species, named it after Zaphod lol

They are light brown in colour. They are photographs of this species, but the fish are all dead so I used a drawing instead. He looks a lot more friendly in this picture lol

Very interesting! Sadly, he's the only character in the series that has had animals named after them. Which Zaphod would be very happy about!

WHAT!! This is so beautiful. Zaphod Beeblebrox exists and hes out there in the wild

Youre so right he would LOVE having animals named after him and ONLY him. He would take it as the biggest ego boost. i can picture him sitting alone alone looking at these animals going ohhh yes. two heads twice the cool and now i've got animals to prove it. this is so amazingly amazing. nature recognizes my amazingness. what is a moth

[ragdolls-and-such]

WHATS UP GUYS. H2G2 SWAP AU

alright so! roles and explanations and stuff. pretty please do not complain about how uncreative my names are for these guys i did Not want to think about it too hard. i just like my sillies + that is all Anyway lets go !!!

this is ford dent and he's having a really interesting time rn. guy who is just ITCHING to be up in the stars exploring all that madness gets beamed up into the air with his bestie and then realizes "hey i didnt realize Peril would be part of the equation. why's there so much of That" so basically he's in a constant state of conflict between the "this is cool as shit" and the "GET ME OUT BEFORE I DIE"

next up is arthur prefect (yes i know that ruins the car joke. forgive me). arthur left betelgeuse and was headed towards Somewhere for vacation. he ended up making a wrong turn, crash-landing on earth, and having to figure things out from there. unlike canon ford, he has Not researched anything in space, he just knows about it in passing, so he's just as clueless as his ford.

simply "zaphod." that's it. a personality prototype from the sirius cybernetics corporation, built to be as optimistic and friendly as possible, ended up almost completely oblivious to or uncaring of danger, and SO VERY FULL OF HIMSELF. everyone fuckin hates him basically but every time canon marvin's horrible tragedy occurs to him, he thinks to himself "well at least I'M here. at least i have Me." and slowly the feeling starts to fade as he realizes no one actually gives a shit about him as he's like. rotting away, half-sun-melted. fun stuff :)

TRILLIAN BEEBLEBROX WHO I LOVE SO DEARLY. former genius, still Sort Of a genius, maybe? she wanted to become president of the galaxy So badly. she wanted to make the milky way a better place and knew Exactly how she was going to do it. she worked relentlessly to be elected and . lost the election. realizing that the thing that kept her from being elected WAS the exact thing that made her Want to be elected in the first place - her genuine honesty and care for people - she just went "fuck it, i hate it here," and corkscrewed her brain. Ironically, ended up getting elected afterwards, because she became more "fun" as a result of this.

finally, marvin mcmillan. human teenager, about 17 years old, and was dragged along to a party by his friends. ended up meeting trillian there, who he immediately recognized as an alien (thanks to her constant bragging about it...) and he begged her to be taken away from this god awful planet. she basically unofficially adopted him but instead of adoption its more like . what do you call it when its a wine aunt + a weird angsty nephew.

that's all <3 hope you enjoyed

[websitewizard2005]

A guide to my OCs!

hey guys, figured i’d make this post because i have a shit ton of OCs that i post a lot of and i haven’t really explained most of them. they’re all part of different stories/universes, so i’ll be listing them based off of that.

Rex Sucks at Bass

Rex Sucks at Bass, or RSAB, is my webcomic. as of making this post, i’ve posted the entire first chapter! i’ve been planning this comic since late 2021 and i’m holding myself accountable to finish it no matter what. it’s a supernatural/coming of age story that takes place in 2009 about young adult named Rex who has to deal with relationship issues, worries about his future, sexuality crises, and of course, the impending apocalypse. also all the characters are anthro animals but that’s mostly because they’re easier to draw than people. some prominent characters from RSAB are Rex Xavier, Frederick Zhansky, Henri Bal, Sylvia Rose, Alex “Cowboy” Lorenzo, Lola Ramon, Scott “Spott” Simmons, and Marvin Xavier.

We’re Just Young

We’re Just Young is a fake sitcom about teenagers making bad decisions and friendship. it has a bunch of storylines i’ve planned out, but i mostly just draw the characters out of context. its main character is Gilbert Quarters, who is a gay bass player just like every single other character i’ve ever created. its main story takes place in 1997-98, during the characters senior year of high school. there’s also a “spin-off” to We’re Just Young, which follows Gilbert and a few others in college as they form a band called The Halloween Goats and gain some mainstream success as both musicians and ghost hunters. some prominent characters in We’re Just Young are Gilbert Quarters, Gerry Dawson, Marzy Lee, and Jackson Jefferson. some more prominent characters in the spin-off are Raymond Emerson, Wallace Waxman, Leo Hall, Jimmy Nickel, and Sebastian Ingalz.

Untitled Space Story

when i was 13 i read The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and thought “I need to write my own sci-fi story” and then this past summer i got really into Star Wars and ELO and decided to revamp the whole thing. Untitled Space Story follows the adventures of a small crew assembled by infamous space pilot Sonya Blasmo, who is essentially the butch lesbian version of a cross between Zaphod Beeblebrox and Han Solo. she was “retired” because she accidentally turned her wife into a robot but nobody knows that! all they know is that she’s taking to the skies again! the other characters in Untitled Space Story are Alexis “AL3X15” Goldberg, Mindinoma Lycentine, Mariella Young, Sheldon Spinelli, and Casper “Capers” McFarlin.

Heartstake Heartbreak

a really shitty, simple love triangle story about lesbians at some sort of shitty boarding school in the mid-2000s. the only three characters are Maxine “Max” Dallas, Phoebe Jean Weathers, and Francesca “Frankie” Knight. i created this one like a week ago.

Friends of Daisy Harrisson

Friends of Daisy Harrisson is a musical i wrote, and i don’t draw the characters too often, but i figured i’d still put it on this list. it’s got a really vague story, essentially Daisy goes missing and her wife (Freyja Windsnap), ex-husband (Jim Hartley), and childhood best friend (Barneston Williams) are all brought together through her disappearance.

i have a few other miscellaneous OCs that i draw on occasion, but those are all the main ones! thanks for bearing with me on this long post. if you’re curious about these guys/their stories, feel free to check out their tags! i’ve posted a lot of other character/story info outside of this post. also feel free to send me asks about them like please send me asks about my OCs that is my dream.

fun fact: Rex Sucks at Bass, We’re Just Young, Friends of Daisy Harrisson, and Max Dallas is Not a Lesbian all take place in the same town! mostly because i do not want to create another town. the only reason Untitled Space Story does not take place in that town is because it takes place in space.

[found-family-tournament]

Found Family Tournament Round 1 Part 24 Group 116

Propaganda and further pictures under the cut

Warden's Squad: Zevran, Leliana, the Warden, Wynne, DOG, Shale, Oghren, Morrigan, Alistair, Sten

Submissions are still open!

Zaphod, Arthur, Marvin, Trillian & Ford:

Sorry, I got no propaganda for them yet :(

Warden's Squad:

i mean have you seen morrigan? a goth gf, literally. zevran is the babiest baby, same with leliana. we all have a thing for assassins ok, especially if they are gay (they all are, its a rule), alistair gives u a rose :( wynne is a granny and she loves u so, so much!!! shale doesnt understand anything but i love her still, oghren is me in 2 years probably (drunk). AND U CAN NAME A DOG????? i named it potato lol.

[vickysaurus]

I’m about two-thirds of the way through Harrow the Ninth, and while I found the early parts of the book somewhat tough to get through, I’m hooked at this point. Some thoughts:

I just got past the three AU chapters (Harrow and Gideon swap, Harrow at the ball about to meet the emperor’s daughter (who could it be???), BARI-star) and I loved them. It is interesting that it’s always Abigail who asks if this is how it happens, and that they (and the main false flashback storyline) contain a bunch of information Harrow did not know. That leads me to believe it’s more than just a false memory, but perhaps some actual alternate timeline tapped into using lyctoral powers. Or, since only the dead appear in the flashbacks/AUs and the people who actually survived get killed off without ever interacting with Harrow, perhaps it’s their actual spirits playing out an alternate past without Gideon. Either way, I agree with Abigail: I would’ve loved to see where the ball AU was going.

Protesilaus being a warrior-poet and Ortus having instant poet-on-poet loathing for him is my absolute favourite joke. I really hope we get more of it.

I have been thinking hard who the defector could be and who is likely to be the one to assassinate Jon/God, and my main suspects are Harrow herself and Gideon Ortus the First (I’m like 102% sure his name is actually Gideon and Harrow has some sort of perception filter to hear the name Gideon as Ortus).

-My main reasons for suspecting the Saint of Duty are his memory loss/the almost split personality thing he’s got going on, which makes me suspect he, like Harrow, may have deliberately erased some of his memory, maybe in order to never have John suspect him, as even he himself doesn’t realise what he’s doing. And what better cover for an imperial assassin than a man who is absolutely hellbent on protecting him against all reason? He also seems to have complicated feelings about Commander Wake, who I think is Gideon’s mum. I don’t know if that’s a spoiler I’ve seen on here and half-forgot (the name did sound familiar when it fell) or my own conclusion from the fact she disappeared about twenty years ago and there’s a poster of a red-haired person who hurts Harrow’s head to look at in the rebel shuttle. Also I have been spoiled that Gideon’s dad is George Washington and her mum did 9/11, and I’m figuring out what that means. ANYWAY all this is to say that the Saint of Duty has complicated feelings about her, she was last seen being chased by him, and Gideon’s mum died saying his name. Now that could have been in a ‘argh that fiend Gideon killed me!’ sort of way but also a ‘help Gideon I’m dying’ sort of way or maybe ‘name my kid Gideon after that cool Lyctor who’s been helping us’ way that the Ninth house correctly interpreted.

Harrow is my second suspect. When I started thinking about the Saint of Duty Zaphod Beeblebroxing himself so he could assassinate the emperor without ever being suspicious, I realised that applied to Harrow too! We’re dealing with two characters with memory loss, and while it seems like the explanation for what Harrow did to herself was simply wanting to forget Gideon, what if there was more to it? Now Harrow may be fanatically devoted to John God, but she is at least as devoted to The Body, aka A.L., aka Annabel Lee, aka maybe the Alecto I’ve seen mentioned, aka the person literally prophesised to kill him! She’s been haunting Harrow heavily (one of at least two people haunting her, because I think the narrator is Gideon Nav and is also doing so) and I think maybe she and past!Harrow have set up Harrow so that she can safely get in Emperor God’s trust and he would never suspect her. And maybe they’re using Cytheria’s body for something? Except I think maybe Ianthe is the one making her shuffle around and pretending she has no idea what Harrow is talking about. Either way, even if the Saint of Duty is right and Harrow is the future imperial assassin, that probably doesn’t mean she’s the one giving information to Blood of Eden, since I get the impression that’s been going on for a while.

Other suspects: Augustine (presumably first in line for the throne, awfully willing to help kill off the most protective lyctor just before they need all hands on deck for the resurrection beast), Ianthe (her sister is in Blood of Eden, I think is puppeteering Cytheria and gaslighting Harrow about it, would have had the opportunity to fuck with Harrow’s brain and maybe use her for it that way too), John himself??? (Probably not)

Okay conspiracy board ramblings over. Other thoughts: Blood of Eden are definitely the good guys, right? John seems like a pleasant enough guy, but he and his lyctors are out and about killing entire planets and are the rulers of an extremely fucked up 10000 year old dictatorship holding what seems to be the entire universe in their grip.

“None houses with left grief” hit me like a fucking truck. I believe that is John forcing the meme, not Tamsyn Muir, and shows that he in fact lived as a normal human being in our time, before the apocalypse he briefly described.

[random-potato-mil-is-a-fan]

Okay so first of all Zaphod Beeblebrox from hitchikers guide to the galaxy. Has a monlouge against his father about how he isent them and the Beeblebrox coming before him. How he is self made and in control. Gave me the wildest intergalactic trans vibes. Love peopel saying their parents dident make them but they created themselves into the person they are now.

(He is Beeblebrox the first and his father is the second and so on. Time paradox issue.)

Next up: Terry from the dragon prince

Has a monlouge to his girlfriends dad about how he changed his name and is someone else after leaving his tribe that dident support him. If that is not a tragic parents dident support them trans story idk what is.

Poor thing. He is such a good kid.

That is like the main 2 ones I can think of rn. Will add more if I get some more sudden trans vibes from story characters.

Me when a character in a story is giving the slightest implications of beeing trans:

Don't care about the story writers perspective at that point their trans. Nothing you can do about it.

[solidsnakepenis]

bikny boy, innhe?

sultry lad, i will die with you mr shrimp

[etunpeudevitriol]

FHKDKSH ZED'S NAME COMES FROM ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX??!! Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy are you KIDDING me???

On one hand, of course! It makes so much sense, Zed absolutely would have gotten his name from something like Hitchhiker's Guide. But on the other hand I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS AAAAHH

Also I love that he did a little syllable switcheroo to turn Zaphod into Zedaph.

[saiyanprincessswanie]

SaiyanPrincessSwanie - Reading List Week 52

I started these reading lists a year ago to help signal boost writers as well as spread positivity within the community. I have enjoyed being able to do my part over the last year as it has introduced so many wonderful people in my life.

But with all good things there is always a negative drawback, for me it was bullying. I’m sorry to those who looked forward to these lists. Maybe after some down time I will pick this up again.

With that said, this list is going to be different. I spent all of yesterday compiling this author list. These should be every single author I highlighted over the last year. I wanted to feature their Masterlists in one post. If I accidentally left you off please let me know. I have just over 155 authors in alphabetical order. I won’t be able to tag every author since the limit is 50. I will be linking your masterlist to the names below. If you don’t have one I will link your blog. I will tag you in the comments.

So if you don’t see your personal favorites or if you didn’t make this list just know it just means I haven’t read for them or you yet. This doesn’t discredit the amazing talent that is on this site.

Please give all these authors some love, support and positive feedback. 

Missy 💜💜 

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all1e23

americasass81

amythedvdhoarder

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animnerd

asgardslittlewriter

atthediscowithoutpanic

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avintagekiss24

awesomerextyphoon

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cpn-hydra

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creationcitystreet-em

cryptidcasanova-imagines

danneelsmain

darkficsyouneveraskedfor

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dollslayer

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[maskydoolovesmasseffect]

Things Commander Shepard Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The Alliance

(Inspired by Skippy’s List)

Errors in the Alliance’s documentation system are not an opportunity to falsify pre-service history and official service record to make myself an admiral, nor creatively edit psychological profiles. 

I am also not allowed to make up a “cool” first name.  

I don’t want to keep the Captain waiting.

I am not allowed to fire weapons while on the Normandy.

Indigenous wildlife are not for target practice.

Neither are your crew.

Corporal Jenkins’ first name was not Leroy. That joke is seriously old.

I must not take my helmet off in combat zones, no matter how much better you think you look without one.

Those things are called “husks,” not “zombies.”

Shouting is not a valid form of evidence. 

I will be a Spectre, whether I like it or not. Refusal is not an option, apparently.

Do not disturb the keepers.

When not in battle, weapons are to be safely holstered. Carrying weapons at the ready and especially firing those weapons in shops, clubs, embassies, casinos, Citadel Security headquarters, medical clinics, and aboard Alliance Vessels tends to make people just a bit nervous.

Hannar are not “big stupid jellyfish.”

Shooting people isn’t always the answer. 

Neither is having threesomes. I am not allowed to suggest that to get out of awkward situations.

I am not allowed to mess around with the Asari Consort while the crew is still in the room. 

Unless necessary for the completion of a mission, I am not allowed to hang around in bars while on duty. 

I am not allowed to stare at the Asari Dancers while the crew is still in the room.

I am not allowed to buy dances while the crew is still in the room.

Lieutenant Alenko understands women well enough. He does not need you to “help” by buying him dances. 

I am not allowed to accept bribes to plant bugs for reporters, help develop devices to cheat at gambling, or consolidate power for crime syndicates. 

Punching reporters is not a valid answer to difficult interview questions, regardless of their adjective noun.

The Salarian Councilor has a name, which is not “The Salarian Councilor.”

The same goes for the Asari and Turian councilors. 

I I am not allowed to bring more than two teammates along on missions, no matter how much more ass would be kicked if the whole team all fought together. The rest must remain on the Normandy. Because.

I am not allowed to hide Lieutenant Alenko’s pain meds. That’s just mean even for renegades. 

Lieutenant Alenko’s biotics are not to be exploited as a means of retrieving items within easy reach. I must walk across the room and pick up the remote myself instead of bothering the LT. 

Lieutenant Alenko is not, in fact, a Jedi. When directing him to utilize his biotic abilities in combat, “Use the force” is not a valid order.

Don’t forget to leave yourself a way out. ...Whatever that means. 

I am not allowed to order Chief Williams to kiss turians.  

Chief Williams’ fondness for poetry in no way impedes her ability to drill people between the eyes. Do not forget this. 

Chief Williams is not interested in reading the bad poetry written by the crew in their angst-filled teenage years. 

And the crew would appreciate you not deep diving in their cingry social media histories to find said poetry. 

No, Garrus Vakarian will not read the entire telephone listings of the Citadel to you.

I am not allowed to tell Wrex that anything compares to the genophage. Bad Idea. 

I am not allowed to challenge Wrex to arm wrestling matches. 

I am not allowed to tell Wrex that Garrus is looking at him funny when it isn’t true. 

I am not allowed to tell Wrex that Garrus is looking at him funny even if it is true. 

I am not allowed to ask Wrex about rumors as to the nature of male Krogan anatomy.

I am not allowed to instigate crew fights in elevators. 

I am not allowed to create awkward love triangles. Or Squares. Or Dodecahedrons. 

I am not allowed to do the above and then ask other people what “team” they’re on.

I am not allowed to steal the Normandy.

I am definitely not allowed to Quoting Zaphod Beeblebrox when asked to give a speech while stealing the Normandy. “In the name of people, and freedom, and democracy, and stuff like that, I hereby kidnap myself, and I'm taking this ship with me. Whoo!” 

Do not go snooping in Lieutenant Alenko's browsing history to find out where on the extranet he’s been looking at asari in pinstripe suits.

I am not allowed to make up fake authorization codes. It won’t fool anyone anyway. 

It is not necessary to hum the theme from Indiana Jones whenever exploring ruins. 

I am not allowed to destroy ancient Prothean ruins. 

I am not allowed to actually sing when trying to communicate with the Rachni Queen. 

Genocide is not an appropriate means of conflict resolution. 

I am not allowed to execute sentient beings for crimes they did not themselves commit. 

“He was being really annoying” is not a good excuse to shoot middle-managers in the face. 

Driving the Mako is a privilege, not a right. 

I am not allowed to hang up on the Citadel Council. 

I am especially not allowed to call the Council just to hang up on them.

Mutiny is not an acceptable response to disagreements with orders.

Neither is punching ambassadors. 

Regulations are, in fact, actual rules rather than just guidelines that can be ignored.

That goes for fraternization regs as well.  

Reapers are not to be referred to as “party temples.”

The options for the next human counselor are Captain Anderson and Ambassador Udina only. I am not allowed to nominate myself, nor write in Bernie Sanders. 

[odoroussavourssweet]

Perfumes as MBTI Personalities

We all love categories around here, right? It’s silly but let’s go with the premise.

ENTJ

You are The Boss. You eat losers for breakfast. Always Be Closing.  You need to smell slick, but also dark and potent. You need Tom Ford Tuscan Leather or Chanel Cuir de Russie.

ENTP

You are full of Ideas. You are kind of an asshole. You think fast on your feet. You always Know A Guy who can solve the problem. You have the gift of the gab.  You are a cross between Mordo Nahum and Zaphod Beeblebrox.  You smell good. But weird. But good. Meaning you smell of patchouli. Nicolai Parfumeur Createur Patchouli Intense is a good bet.

ENFJ

You’re a natural, authentically charismatic leader. You have a lot of heart.  You inspire people to follow you. You might be running a cult. You are Ambre Sultan. Or possibly Tocade.

ENFP

You are the shiniest, sparkliest, wild-at-heart-est, goofiest hippie there ever was. You need a fragrance that is FUN. but full of intense MEANING. You want a Big Damn Eighties Chypre like Paloma Picasso -- it has no chill, it’s got animalics for days and beautiful honey-dripping hyacinth, and it utterly commits to the journey.  (Some modern indie perfumers like Dawn Spencer Hurwitz and Liz Moore also hang out in this earthy/warm/glowing zone.)

ESTJ

You are a pillar of the community. You are VERY uptight. You are maybe a cop.  You believe in duty and honor. Formality makes you feel comfortable. You are from the Habit Rouge or Chanel No. 5 school of perfumery: warm, fancy, trad.

ESTP

Danger is your middle name. You’re fearless and decisive and you like to flout authority. If you’re not a fighter pilot, you should at least get to smell like one. Get a good leather perfume. Aramis if you’re a guy, Azuree if you’re a girl, secretly they’re practically the same fragrance.

ESFJ

You are basically a PTA Mom. Or a church lady. You run things. You help people. You maybe get in their face a little too much? But it’s only because you CARE. You are Chanel Bois Des Iles.

ESFP

You are a diva. If you’re not wearing tuberose what are you even doing here. Fracas is your friend. Oh, okay, you’re not a floral person? Fine. Oudh Infini. 

INTJ

You’re a smart control freak; therefore Chanel No. 19 or Chanel Pour Monsieur. See, I made things efficient.

INTP

You’re smart too, but weird smart. Obsessed-with-a-special-interest smart.  Scruffy smart. You’re more like Estee Lauder Aliage or Juniper Ridge Big Sur.

INFJ

You are tired of being so right about everything. You know how people work, you care about them, you spend all your time looking after them, but they are so stupid sometimes.  You want some god damn peace and quiet. Like the curmudgeonly, wise zen master you are at heart. You like Ormonde Woman and Ormonde Man.

INFP

You are a dreamer who’s disappointed with this monstrous world. You are either soft and gentle and faintly pre-Raphaelite...or you are very, very edgy.  Guerlain Apres l’Ondee or CDG Black, nothing in between.

ISTJ

You are ultra-conscientious and organized. You Get Things Done, and you do them the right way. You smell extremely clean. If you also smell good, you wear Dior Eau Sauvage or Hermes Caleche.

ISTP

You’re a lumberjack, and you’re ok. No, seriously, the whole “craftsman”/”maker” archetype is awesome. You make shit happen. You don’t think about it too hard but you are very good at what you do. Wearing Olympic Orchids Woodcut might be a bit too literal, but it’s too good to pass up. Or try a boozy leather scent like Atelier Cologne Gold Leather.

ISFJ

You are nice. Quietly helpful. Thoughtful. You put in the work to help people, and when you’re on your own you’d rather be gardening or fixing up the house or baking bread or something. You need a nice spring floral; Penhaligon Ostara fits the bill, or Geoffrey Beene’s Grey Flannel for the masculine equivalent.

ISFP

You’re a rambler, a gambler, and a sweet-talkin’ ladies man; you love your lovin’...but not like you love your freedom, huh? Yeah let’s go for Tauer Perfumes Lonestar Memories and Byredo Rose of No Man’s Land. You need space to do your own wild thing.

[tt-squid]

i love the names of the rocks.

like seriouly whou would name a rock or whatever it is after zaphod beeblebrox?

[crystalwitch-in-the-tardis]

Get to know me

I was tagged by @eibhlincatha

Are you named after someone?

Yes. My dad is half Greek, half Dutch and his Greek father really wanted me named in the greek tradition. If I was a boy I would have had my grandfather’s first name as my first name and my father’s first name as my middle name (being the first born child). If I was a boy my name would have been Theophilus Nicholas. Since I was a girl he asked that I be named after his mother. So I’m Markella. Also as with most greek names you have a name day that is different from your birthday. Mine is July 22 to honor Saint Markella. 

When was the last time you cried?

Sunday night because my brain is riddled with anxiety and depression and its been a long, stressful week. 

Do you have kids?

yes, 10 year old 

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

me? Never!

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Their tone and body language, their face and eyes

Eye color?

brown

Scary Movie or Happy Ending?

Kind of inbetween. I like the creepy stories but not “scary movies”. Happy endings are always lovely though!

Any Special Talents?

I’m a massage therapist and can usually deduct what’s going on in your life and or what you do day to day by what I feel in your body, feet are very telling. 

I’ve also been knitting for 15 years, the first 6 I never knew how to read a pattern. 

When were you born?

1990

What are your hobbies?

knitting, reading

Do you have any pets?

yes. 2 pit mix rescues, Peppermint Patty and Bijorn Glutenside. A blind cat, Gyda. A leopard gecko, Zaphod Beeblebrox, and about 13 koi fish

How tall are you?

5′ 10″

What sports do you play/have you played?

soccer, basketball, gymnastics, softball (all of which I wansn’t super keen on playing but I did until I dislocated my right knee at 11 and then refused to do sports at 13)

Favorite subject?

English in highschool, forensic anthropology in college

Dream job?

My current job, massage therapist and reiki master, but financially stable and not have to worry about anything

Now for people to tag….

I tag anyone who wants to do this

[dykeseesgod]

9 and 4 for the artist ask game!

9 - what are your file name conventions

honestly whatever is mildly funny in the moment. heres a small bit from my 2022 folder

4 - fav character/subject that’s a bitch to draw

oh god ummm maybe dan reanimator???? i cannot fucking ever get his hair right it literally haunts me. or maybe edward ofmd. tbh any character from a thing i like that i have never posted art of is probably just because i cant draw them bc it looks bad. ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX i love him sm i cant get the two heads to look cohesive