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shoutout to everyones favorite old man 🔥
hes just a little murdery guys dont worry he totally didnt murder a whole room full of people
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#i hate the bg#sleepyartt#the umbrella academy#tua#tua five#five hargreeves#tua fanart#the umbrella academy fanart#i love the murdery guy#that scene where he just absolutely butchers the board of judges was kind of lit#i hate adding blood#BLOOD IS SO HARD#i forgot to add the pool of blood on his feet so just pretend that its there
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Just played Homicipher for the first time today (really good game btw, can’t wait for the full release) and when the player hides from Mr. Crawling without a weapon he goes to comfort them.
I was able to translate what he said after he pats the player character’s head after he startles them:
“There, there. Worry gone.”
Bro. I love him so much 🥹
#me whenever I see a pretty character that has cute and/or funny characteristics but is ultimately fucked up in some way:#I love my fictional silly goofy guys. especially if they’re murdery 😊#are they batshit insane? yes. did they do horrible things? yes. what’s your point?#maybe mr crawling is some outcast who doesn’t kill people#don’t know about mr red umbrella because I didn’t get his route but I’m assuming he’s a threat to the player with how crawling acts#but can I just say… mr silver hair is fiiinnneeee#they’re all fine. chatacters with long flowy hair my beloved 😊#mr crawling#homicipher#tw blood#mint mumbles
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Antoine's Letters 2 - Making Friends
There's nothing better than making new friends :)
Didn't have time to color this one. Probably will at some point but got other things on my plate atm, not least of which a month-long trip out of state next month :O I don't know how many of these I'll get to finish before then, but I really hope I can get out a couple more. We'll see! Next part is the grove!
#artists on tumblr#baldur's gate 3#bg3#comics#fanart#shadowheart#gale dekarios#astarion#lae'zel#gee i wonder who the love interest is#couldn't be the one guy who wasn't immediately cold or murdery
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Do you ever think about how Ichabod Specter was the only person in Olive Specter’s graveyard to die naturally?
Do you ever think about how Ichabod is the only one of Olive’s lovers that she ever considered a best friend? Hell, he’s the only good friend she ever seemed to have since she doesn’t even have a memory of befriending any Mystery Sim.
Do you ever think about how close Ichabod’s grave is to Olive’s creepy-ass chair?
Do you think about how he may have met Nervous before he got taken away??
This woman scored death itself and she chose this fucking guy. He must’ve been pretty bad-ass, just saying
#i’ve been seeing a lot of posts about ichabod lately. (i mean only like 2 but hey that’s like way more than usual lmao)#he absolutely deserves this. he is My Guy i think about him a lot#olive specter#ichabod specter#the sims 2#sims 2#the sims#strangetown#nervous subject#love the sims bc with this info u can now interpret this however u want#did he also have murdery tendencies like Olive? did olive just love him so much that he unknowingly convinced her to give up a life of#crime reaching out for a love that was never going to be sustainable?#idk man.#can’t believe i wrote all this about an unplayable dead and corrupted sims 2 character#perry posts
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I was looking at your post of which Disney Princes the Weasels would be, and it got me thinking; which princesses would our gals/their S/O's would be? I hope this assessment puts a grin on your face XD and that I got your OC's right ^^
Lottie: Mulan. There was no hesitation in my mind with this one. Tough, badass, and military trained, but also loves her family to pieces. And they both got silly sidekicks too XD (Mulan has Mushu and Cricky, and Lottie has her unkles and cousins XD)
Shiny: I feel like Megera is the best candidate, even if she isn't an official disney princess. They're both sarcastic queens who have troubled histories, especially with men, and they both are soft inside ^^ and they both know how to seduce to get what they want, even if Meg hadn't been successful with Hercules in the way she expected.
Jane Doe: ... Sleeping Beauty, because they both are hiding from evil forces and don't appear so often? I'm sorry! I know Jane deserves more 😭😅 if it helps, it's also because I think they're both underrated (Sleeping Beauty was/is actually my favorite princess, despite how people feel about her and her movie). Another candidate I offer is Nala, as they are both are the half of their relationships that bring the best out of their partner, and are playful but also level-headed and focus on what's most important (Jane Doe on keeping Teddy safe, and Nala on bringing peace and order back to the pride lands)
(This moment between Nala and Simba definitely happened between Jane and Wheezy. You can't convince me otherwise XD ^^)
Poppy: I was gonna say Cinderella, but then I remembered that Psycho is Lucifer the cat, and got sad because that'd mean he'd be mean to her and make her life harder (and she would threaten him with a broom) 🥲😆 but that's fine, because I think Snow White is her best fit; they both are comparatively naive to the others, they both have messed up things either happening to them or that have happened to them. They both befriended a group of rowdy bachelors who would chase a wicked witch off a cliff for them, etc. And Poppy wishes she could sing in a well about her love life and her soulmate would appear like Snow XD (Also, something I've wanted to write is Percy and Penny watching Snow White for the first time and saying that their mother looks like a rabbit Snow White- and in turn asking dad if that makes him prince charming XD ^^)
(☝️This old lady Rena trying to seduce Poppy? I'm sorry I'll stop-)
Rena: She ain't a disney princess. I won't let those big blue eyes fool me. She's a wicked old queen. Rena and Yzma are both wicked, fabulous, crazy oldies with impeccable fashion taste. They both have weapons in equally sus and convenient(?) places. They both have very clear types (I'm with you; Yzma hired Kronk not just for a henchman), and can get people quickly on their side (Rena is more friendly than Yzma, but you saw how quickly Yzma got the palace under control... Granted, that's probably partially due to them not caring about Kuzco's 'death', but my point still stands-)
These are my votes! If I got your OC's wrong, I apologize xD but this was fun to do! ^^
I love these so much!!!
Especially Jane Doe as Nala and Rena and YZMAAAAAA absolutely perfect and I love it so so so much XDD
And hey, maybe Poppy should threaten Peycho with a broom in some of our AU's 😅😅😅😆 Even the regular timeline.
OMG!! That Percy and Penny bit is so CUTE! XD I must know how Psycho would respond to that XD I must have Smartass, Greasy or Wheezy walk by and laugh-
And Shiny as Meg <3<3<3 I feel so soft about that. Obviously that is perfect XD ^^
Thank you so so much for sharing!!
#i raise you- our male ocs as princes#henrys easy. he's flynn rider (albeit a worse version of flynn 😅 XD but that applies to the weasels too XD)#moony is beast XD 😏#(+ adam)#ben... you know that prince at the start of aladdin who was a suitor to marry jasmine but rajah bit him on the butt?#and then he went off to call aladdin a worthless street rat??#thats ben XD#kingston kinda has phillip vibes. he does his own thing no matter what- and honestly. he's so down to meet a pretty feral woman in the woods#go along with the 'i saw you once in a dream' schtick XD#OH or phoebus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not a prince but i dont care.#thats k i n g s t o n. if he were not murdery.#OH OH OH OR CAPT JACK SPARROW!!!! also not a prince. but you know i'm right.#theres definitely a bit of thomas o malley in there too... damn. okay no more kingston i have to move on XD#as for ryan... not disney or a prince but all i can think for him is Spirit in Spirit; Stallion of the Cimarron#(THAT REMINDS ME KING COULD T O T A L L Y BE SINBAD- )#and terry... hmmmm... he's also kindof a kristoff guy like wheezy#if you wanna change any of these please feel welcome to share your thoughts! i love this XD
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One of my favourite fic tropes is “drugged and loopy on truth serum”.
Normally-stoic characters acting wildly out of character and professing the innermost feelings that canon has implied but is too chickenshit to address? Or fixing toxic canon dynamics because fuck it, fanfic is for dreamers?
Chef’s. Kiss. Mwah mwah mwah, mutherfucker.
Eg:
Bruce Wayne: “I love my sons so much. Even the large murdery one. He was just my tiny little guy, and now he’s so big and problematic but that’s just more to love.”
Or characters dropping absolutely horrific bombshells about canon traumas and giggling like a teenager drinking their first Bacardi.
Eg:
Tim Drake: “I’m so glad I made all those League Of Assassins bases go kablooey. It prolly killed hundreds of people but pssssh I wasn’t ready to be a dad to Ra’s babies.”
Drunk-seeming, loopy, hilariously honest and oblivious character rambles are my jam.
If anyone has any recs, throw them my way.
#fanfiction#truth serum#Batman#Jason Todd#dick Grayson#Tim Drake#ra’s al ghul#hand wavy science#Bruce Wayne#Bruce Wayne loves his children
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Alastor x reader
Warnings:
This is short, not my best work I WILL REDEEM MYSELF. Alastor is implied to break in at the end.
Good evening folks!
APOLOGIES FOR THIS BEING DELAYED, I accidentally deleted the whole thing and then I just laid on Barnaby out of defeat and slept.
ANYWAYS HERE'S WEDNESDAY'S ANGST, or Wednesday's poor excuse for angst, the original was better.
I'll be posting another angst fic later today, hopefully, it's either gonna be with Lute or another Alastor one
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A-one, two, three, four
You completely and utterly adored Alastor, how could you not?
He was quite charming! Sure he was a cannibalistic murderer but that for some reason wasn't a deal breaker for you.
A side effect from being in hell probably or possibly because you were just as screwed up as he was just in a different format!
Everything you do, it sends me
You had met him while working at Rosie's emporium, Rosie had asked you to make some tea while she taught Alastor the newest slang she had gathered.
Higher than the moon with every twinkle in your eye
Turns out you both had so much in common!
Both of you had gained deer attributes after your fall to eternal damnation, had a strong distaste for the lustful cravings of the flesh, thought cannibalism was neat, Rosie was a dear friend, and held a fondness and strong preference for the years you were alive.
You strike a match that lights my heart on fire
Rosie being the matchmaker she was decided to nudge the two of you together, after all she saw how well you and Alastor matched together, and it worked! Of course it did.
When you're near, I hide my blushing face
You and Alastor fit together perfectly, like pillows and blankets, like shoes and laces.
And trip on my shoelaces
He'd take you dancing, hand gently placed on your waist when you would dance more classically, or you'd have arms and legs frailing around like a octopus when you'd give more energetic dances a try.
Grace just isn't my forté
The two of you enjoyed cooking together in the kitchen, Jambalaya, curries, biscuits and gravy, pasta, gumbo, baked breads and whatever else you could think of, you made together.
But it brings me to my knees when you say
You'd help Alastor out with his radio broadcast, by either proofreading his scripts or finding an unfortunate sinner to make an appearance with their screams.
Hello, how are you, my darling, today?
You didn't know where things went wrong, everything was going well!
I fall into a pile on the floor, deer love is hard to ignore
At least you thought so, the last day you spent with Alastor the two of you had made a lovely dinner together, you had set the table with fresh flowers, a candle or two.
When every little thing you do, I do adore
After dinner the two of you danced to some jazzy song from his era, and he twirled you around.
We're as different as can be
His hand holding yours.
I've noticed you're remarkably murdery and I'm slightly less murdery
His red eyes staring adoringly into yours.
We balance out each other nicely
You gave him a kiss on the cheek before you went to sleep that night.
You wear fancy shoes in the snow
You had awoken in the morning and Alastor wasn't there.
You assumed he had stepped out and he'd be back soon.
In mid-July, I still feel cold
But as the clock continued to tick and the red skies turned into a deeper red you were worried but you knew he could handle himself maybe he just got caught up in something? Perhaps with that TV guy he was 'friends' with?
We're opposites in every way
Hours turned into days and days into weeks,
No one had heard from nor had they seen Alastor.
You looked everywhere for him, asking around, desperately trying to find out where he went.
but I can't resist it when you say
Vox apparently tried to get him to join his little V themed posse and Alastor rejected him, rather harshly and also broke his little TV antenna while he was at it.
Hello, how are you, my darling, today?
Rosie hadn't heard from him either, and obviously you wouldn't be asking around if you knew where he was.
I fall into a pile on the floor
Weeks turned into months and before you knew it those months became years.
He was just gone, leaving only traces of his existence.
Puppy love is hard to ignore, when every little thing you do, I do adore
For the first few years you would frequently pop into his radio tower, hoping that maybe, just maybe he would be there for some reason, and when he undoubtedly wasn't, you cleaned the place up, keeping it in tip top shape.
Finding words, I mutter
Once it hit the five year mark you stopped popping in, allowing dust and whatever else to consume the radio tower untill further notice.
Tongue-tied, twisted
You stopped hoping that Alastor would just waltz on into your shared home, with that yellowed grin of his and static following.
Hoove in mouth, I start to stutter, Ha, ha, Heaven help me
You stopped looking for Alastor.
Hello, how are you, my darling, today?
Seven years, he was gone for seven years,
He was back and he didn't have the decency to even pay you a visit? You had to hear about his return from him publicly beefing with Vox.
I fall into a pile on the floor, Puppy love is hard to ignore
If Alastor wasn't going to come find you then you wouldn't go out of your way to find him either, even if that hazbin hotel where he was residing was only a 30 minute walk away.
When every little thing you do, I do adore
Alastor didn't intentionally ghost you, his absence was only supposed to be for a short while.
Unfortunately he was foolish enough to make a deal that had kept him away from you for seven long years, his dear friend Rosie had been kind enough to fill him in on your activities since his disappearance but not before scolding him harshly for not even having the decency to send a postcard.
Every little thing, ba-ba-ba-ba
He had been back for a time now, how rude of him to not pay his dearest a visit! After all you were looking for him until recent years right?
Every little thing, ba-ba-ba-ba
Alastor was someone you completely and utterly adored once.
And unfortunately he still adored you to some degree considering he was standing in front of you in the doorway of the house you had once shared, he was as smiley as ever, his grin grew larger as he saw your confused expression.
"Good evening my darl-" he was interrupted by you slamming the door in his face.
Every little thing you do, I do adore
It seems you weren't as excited to see him as he expected, oh well! Good thing for him that you didn't bother to change the locks.
Good evening folks my apologies, this is more comedic then angsty, hope you enjoyed though I will redeem myself.
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you mentioned the arrows stealing tim from the bats and i just had the hilarious idea of that + jaytim
poor oliver would lose his mind bc he goes and saves tim from the bats and then tim brings one of them home
put it back tim you don't know where that's been
i'm CRYING this is so funny. it's even funnier given what Jason did to Mia. like of all the morally questionable mob bosses Tim could've dragged home, he had to pick *that one*? Oliver is trying to be supportive of Tim and give Tim more agency than Bruce gave him, bc Oliver worked *hard* to steal this one and he's not going to lose all of the progress he made. and it does seem like Tim's doing *somewhat* of a decent job of making Jason less murdery. and Jason agrees to the rule he'll keep out of the Star City scene, but Gotham's still his fair game. and honestly, that makes Oliver like him just a *little bit* because if he's going to make Bruce's life more difficult, maybe Jason is alright.
it also does *not* help that when Oliver goes to Roy for support bc Roy agrees that Jason is untrustworthy as hell. but Roy is *also* the guy who had a daughter with Chesire, so the best he can do is give Oliver a shrug.
also think it's fun if Tim is sort of tense, expecting Oliver to put his foot down and tell Tim no. like he's not used to a vigilante parental figure who's actually good at the parent part, so it's weird having this level of freedom, esp when he knows Oliver does disapprove. but Oliver lets Tim figure out hs own love life and make his own mistakes, even if he's ranting to Dinah about Jason until two in the morning. it doesn't help that Jason makes no move to try to get along with Oliver. he's just a shit to be a shit. at this point Tim is pretty sure Jason enjoys driving Oliver up a wall more than he enjoys dating Tim. who's to say if it's true.
#necrotic answerings#jaytim#crack#this verges on ooc#but sometimes we deserve silly lil ooc things#and this is just so funny anon#oliver losing his mind bc why can't his kids be normal.#he says that in passing and tim bluescreens bc wdym he's considered one of oliver's kids.#he did not mean to stay longterm.#i think it's fun if bc of issues with bruce tim stays with the arrows “just for a bit” partly to help with a case#and partly bc oliver offers the space for tim to clear his head#and oliver has the obvious ulterior motive of just stealing tim. and it works.#tim insists he's going to leave. he is a liar.#i really want a tim and mia friendship. i think they'd be fun.#and she'd rib him for dating jason. more lgihthearted than oliver but she gets her jabs in#i need to read more arrow comics to write stuff with them#i feel *bad* bc i know fans of other super families hate when batfamily fans invade the tags#so i feel i owe it to be as canon accurate as possible.#i do not view these characters as props for the bats i swear </3
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Slashers with a hyper S/O!! If you can’t that’s fine, if you can thank you!!! Also here!!
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PROTEIN
Candy Rush!
Includes: Freddy Krueger / Jason Voorhees / Bo Sinclair
Formatting: Headcanons
TW: None! Though I think it did drift into more ADHD territory than just hyper... My bad / Not proofread just typed out in the app
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PROTEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freddy Krueger:
Freddy pretends to hate your hyper side, always complaining about how you're "too damn uppity", running about his dreamscape without a care in the world
But in reality he's just as hyper as you are
Just in a much more murdery sense
He'll never say it out loud, but your hyper behaviour makes him feel young again, and he loves to chase you around, seeing who can outrun the other
He always wins, but you SWEAR up and down he's cheating
He is
But he's not gonna admit to that
If you're lucky, sometimes he'll set up a special dream of your favorite place, giving you freedom to run around and yell to your hearts content, pushing the boundaries to how hyper you really are
The first time you silently approached him, eyes wide as you stared him down, he was honestly a little freaked out
He hates being worried for others, so he won't ask you if you're alright, instead making some rude remark
"Don't you know it's rude to stare, bug eyes? The hell you want?"
You'd never seen him quite as caught off guard as when you quickly poked his nose before sprinting away, giggling wildly as if you pulled off the greatest prank of the century
It's moments like this where he wonders why he ever bothered to spare you
But you're smart enough to know he's going to keep you around for a long time
Jason Voorhees:
Jason absolutely adores your hyper personality
He loves having a ball of energy around, keeping his mood bright and everything happy
He worries about you though, just like the mother hen he is
Be careful running down the stairs!! Don't climb too high in the oak!!! Don't spin in circles that close to the cliff Y/N you're going to fall--!!!!!!
He loves you to pieces but you really test how much his undead heart can take
He loves to take you to the lake for picnics, you spending the day swimming while he watches from the dock
If you give him doe eyes just sweet enough he'll get in the water with you
Though he sinks like a rock
And that's not an exaggeration
He will literally walk around on the lake floor while you swim around him
You think it's the coolest trick ever, and will ask him to do it a lot
And he has a really really hard time saying no to you
Sometimes he has bad days though, and he needs a calm presence to anchor himself to
He really appreciates when you can manage to tuck your hyperness away long enough to be his comfort
On these days you'll walk him around the campsite and pick out cool looking rocks
The two of you have at least two shelves dedicated to cool rocks
Every time you start running out of space he adds a new shelf
Your goal is to have an entire wall within a year, but he doesn't know it yet
But he'll be more than happy to fill an entire room with cool rocks if he thinks you'll like it
Bo Sinclair:
Bo is definitely used to hyper energy, as you can't convince me Lester doesn't randomly burst in the house with five new random animals he wants to keep
He, however, and much to your dismay, is very okay with saying no
"Oh, Bo, look--!"
"Nope."
"But you don't even--!"
"Nope."
Definitely the type of guy to pick you up when you're running around too much for his liking
He'll swing you over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes and carry you around
Enjoys any trinkets you bring him, even if he pretends like he doesn't
He'll toss it in his shirt pocket until you leave
He's got a special locked toolbox where he keeps everything you've ever given him
Will never tell a soul, but once got caught by Lester who was sneaking around being nosy
Bo chased him around Ambrose for an hour while Lester taunted him about his special 'love box'
Gave him a black eye and the knuckle sandwich of a lifetime
Lester didn't go back into the shop for a week
Poor Vincent had to deal with the aftermath of both his brothers complaining to him
So you made Bo and Lester hug and make up
Bo threatened him during the hug and Lester snitched immediately
You shrugged, told him it was the best he'd get, and went back to what you were doing beforehand
Bo gave him another black eye for snitching
#slashers#slasher fandom#slasher x you#slasher crack#slasher x reader#slasher x y/n#freddy krueger#freddy krueger x reader#freddy krueger x you#freddy krueger x s/o#freddy krueger x y/n#jason voorhees#jason voorhees x reader#jason voorhees x s/o#jason voorhees x y/n#jason voorhees x you#bo sinclair#bo sinclair x reader#bo sinclair x y/n#bo sinclair x you#bo sinclair x s/o
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As i posted it on another person’s post, it felt wrong not to post it here
So here it is, The Lost Boy Wonder AU i’ve been working on for MONTHS
Under the cut cause this is stupidly long and it’s not even the full thing
Timothy Jackson Drake was born in England in 1604, the older sibling to Augustus Drake (Jack’s ancestor) and Gwendolyn Wayne nee Drake (Bruce’s ancestor). 8 years later, he met Peter Pan outside a gala. It didn’t take much to make the neglected son (whose parents were planning on marrying off soon) agree to an everlasting childhood.
Peter was 13 while the oldest of the lost boys was only 10, making almost all of them view him as a cool older brother that you’re desperate for the approval of. With him not being interested in parenting and his bad memory, the lost boys were forced to fend for themselves (they hunted their own food, made their own clothes (they can and have gone decades without seeing peter)), making them all desperate for affection.
Tim saw the glint of the golden cage 20 years into his stay, but chose Peter’s arms over freedom (“don’t you want to be my assistant?” “i…yes”). It would take another 200 years for him to think about escaping again.
During those years, a lot happened. Many lost boys arrived, the pirates showed up (Tim is besties with Captain Hook after the pirate forgives him for being peer-pressured into cutting off the guy’s hand), Tim followed Peter around constantly (Peter eventually nicknamed him “Shadow” and it became his official lost boy name (his other lost boy name is Crow as he’s in a crow costume)), he tries to learn fairy and fails cause Tink gets tired of him and Peter spends half of their conversations blatantly lying, and Tim became sort of like the ambassador for the lost boys as he reminds Peter they exist.
This time, Tim escapes frantically, not wanting to get drawn back into Peter’s rare affection (and Tim’s not-so-secret crush (poor baby gay raised in a homophobic time in love with his kidnapper)). He steals pixie dust (he used it to get to neverland and when going with Peter to grab more lost boys) and flies as fast as he can, eventually reaching a city he sort of recognizes. Oh…London’s changed a lot. He searched for his house, for Gus and Gwen, but he knew he wouldn’t find it. He knew they were dead.
But then, he heard a voice. A girl, telling a story about Peter, well Peter if he wasn’t a bitch. Her family reminded him of his siblings, if they were reversed. He listens to the story while hiding in the corner, rather hard to do considering everyone whose used pixie dust glows a tiny bit and thus doesn’t have a shadow (science has no place here okay).
But someone (especially a lost boy) was bound to notice his disappearance eventually and there’s only one person they could tell. So Peter shows up with his smile and charm (“have you seen my shadow?”) and takes Tim back, along with a few extra guests.
Wendy and Tim are besties after she forgives him for being the reason her family is stuck in Neverland. It’s helpful that Tim is the only Lost Boy who isn’t rebuffing her and that he is one of the least violent Lost Boys (it’s an island filled with immortal preteen boys, ofc they murder each other a lot). Tim has also has a crush on Wendy, spiking another sexuality crisis. But since she’s physically 4 years older than him, nothing happens.
To keep you on track with this horrible timeline, it should be noted that Alfred is not born for another 128 years after Wendy is kidnapped. Tim is old.
Finally Tim, with Wendy and Hook’s help, escapes Neverland. He shows up in Gotham as a murdery 8 year old wearing a crow onesie and convinces most of the people he runs into that he’s a rogue.
I have more done but i already feel like this is too long <3
#batman#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#tim drake#the lost boy wonder#the lost boys#my au#tim drake au#my aus#batman and robin#batman comics#batman & robin#robin dc#robin#dc robin#red robin#peter pan
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A-Z Sherlock Fan Fiction Tropes Bingo
Many thanks to @swissmissing for creating this bingo card! Because I'm like that, I decided to go for a blackout bingo! And because, even as I was typing these, I kept thinking of more wonderful fics that would fit the brief, I hope to fill in my bingo card again. Writers are amazing and deserve to be lauded, and I have left off so many amazing fics and authors. Besides, we all need fic recs. 💙
AU/Amnesia The Murder of Emory J Amat by chriscalledmesweetie. Sherlock and John in 1920's AgathaChristieLand. It's a WIP but is currently updating weekly. (52k, T)
BDSM/Bodyswap - Certain Skills by NoStraightLine. John expressly told Sherlock that if he stole his gun again he’d get the fucking he was asking for. Sherlock “Boundaries Are Boring” Holmes stole John’s gun. (3k, E)
Crossover/Crack - Repo Men by Anyawen. In which Mrs Turner's married ones are James Bond and Q. Q is kidnapped; everybody is a BAMF. (7k, G)
Domestic/Disability A Building of Bridges by pengke. Alternate first meeting. No one would ever send Sherlock in to defuse a stand-off; but on one unlikely day, that’s exactly what happened. “Congratulations, Lestrade,” he called out sarcastically. “You’re traumatizing a war veteran.” (11k, G)
Established Relationship/Enemies to Lovers - Interview by bluebellofbakerstreet. In which the boys are in an 80's punk band, and are being interviewed by Rolling Stone. (2k, G)
Future/Fluff 50. Be You - No one Else Can by KittenKin. John's had a bad day and Sherlock doesn't know how to help. They both feel better at the end, and you will, too. (1k, G)
Gen/Genderswap - The Art of Communication by stillwaters01. Lestrade is receiving odd texts from Sherlock; he reads between the lines and brings help. (2k, T)
Historical/Humor - Acceptable Behavior by bbcatemysoul. Sherlock isn't really sure why John wants to shag him, but he's certain that if he's careful to behave properly about it, John can be persuaded to keep doing it. (3k, M)
Illness/imprisonment - Radioactive Trees in a Red Forest by Maribor_Petrichor. Harrowing account of John's battle with mental health issues and addiction after - you know - everything. (280k, E)
Jealousy/Jilted - Hungry by LipstickDaddy. John can't figure out why Sherlock is being so nice to that new guy working with the yard. (7k, G)
Kids/Kink - The Alchemy of Sea Glass by reveling_in_mayhem. Salt and air and sand surrounded their little party of three. Crashing waves, gull cries, and the exhilarated exclamations of an excited three-year-old served as the soundtrack to a day filled with blue skies and bright sunshine. (22k, E)
Long/Love Triangle The Edinburgh Problem by snorklepie. “A nice holiday, just a bit more...murdery. ” John said drily. “Yes! The best kind of holiday!” Sherlock beamed. “So we won’t get bored!” (152k, E)
Magical Realism/Major Character Death Left by LifeonMars. John Watson is left-handed. He’s tried not to let it affect his life, but as any Lefty knows, that’s almost impossible. (45k, M)
NSFW/Next Gen. Warzone by abundantlyqueer. Three smutty stories that pick up where the first two episodes left off. (13k, E)
Omegaverse/Only One Bed - Scars Don't Lie by CumberCurlyGirl. The prospect of going undercover as husbands to a couples retreat is just too enticing to refuse. (33k, M)
Parenthood/Platonic The Man With the Cartier Frames by JRow. Sherlock's top priority is The Work, just as it's always been ... in between trips to Putney to help with Rosie, collecting Rosie from school, and preparing for Rosie's sleepover at Baker Street. (32k, T)
Queer/Quest Dance With Me by TotallySilverGirl. Sherlock's queer quest for johnlock requires dancing, and some help from Sally Donovan. (28k, E)
Retirement/Road Trip - The Winter Garden by Callie4180. As Sherlock nears the end of his career, he's given the gift of a cottage in Sussex. The honey from the beehives out back is amazing. Almost...magical. (31k, T)
Soulmates/Slow Burn Soul Mate by Mottlemoth. Mystrade. The words appeared on Mycroft's arm aged fourteen. He's now lived with the unfortunate words all his life, not certain that he even wishes to meet his soul mate if that's how the man talks. (4k, T)
Teen AU/Time Travel - The Curious Adventure of the Drs Watson by ShinySherlock. What if ACD Watson and BBC Watson switched places? (40k, M)
Undercover/Unrequited - Last Call at the Homesick Pub by Chryse. During the hiatus, Sherlock is both undercover and suffering from unrequited love. (3k, T)
Vampires/Villain POV - Nine Tenths of the Law by bendingsignpost. John knows what's his - of course he'll kill for it. (Modern vampire AU) (18k, M)
Whump/Werewolves When Your Belly’s in the Trench by Morgan_Stuart. The next time that door opens, John Watson will kill the person on the other side. (4k, T)
Xenomorphism/Xmas - Ghost Stories by SwissMiss. Sherlock's parents think he and John are a couple. They might be onto something. (22k, M)
Zombies/Zoomorphism - Aim for the Head by Breath4Soul. Sometimes you don't really find yourself until everything has ended.A fic about finding love, healing, and purpose after everything has gone to hell. Still a WIP, but worth it. (44k, M)
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You know if Soap “came back wrong” I don’t think Ghost would mind too much considering he didn’t come back right himself.
So what if Soap’s a little more bloodthirsty and unhinged then before he still laughs the same. he still loves the same. Now he and Ghost have more in common than just their masks and if rumours of a new Cryptid spring up around base after Soap “comes back” well that’s just a coincidence. Right?
I love the comes back wrong trope but I hate how it’s always a bad thing, like c’mon can’t they just be a lil guy who’s a bit more murdery but in a fun way. as a treat! It’s not like the rest of the 141 aren’t also monsters literally or figuratively.
TRUE TRUE Ghost was never the same. That man broke apart shattered even and no matter how hard you can never put all the pieces back together perfectly.
Yes all a coincidence you're insane if you think otherwise. Anyways cryptid Soap
EXACTLY have some creativity people. Sometimes you got to look at a broken character and go you might not be perfect but I'm not going to make it worse. I'll just enhance the slightly offness. And I freaking love reading those stories. They are some of the best.
#call of duty modern warfare#cod modern warfare#john soap mactavish#soap x ghost#ghoap#simon ghost riley#Resi Responds
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(I’m on a roll with asks apparently sorry if I’m bothering you 😭 - I hope I’m not)
I can’t help but wonder what would happen in like little “what if” scenarios that probably will never happen in the actual fic. But I’m like 👀
Like okay, when I have a headache at the base of my skull, I often rub the base of my skull while having my head tilted all the way back… which leaves my neck completely exposed. (I suffer from headaches and migraines a lot - might as well turn my suffering into something more fun lol)
Can you imagine MC baring their throat like that to Leona, Jack, or any of the Diasomnia predators? 🫢
Or what if MC’s university sent another research student for whatever reason and that other student was a male. I think even if he was polite and completely professional with MC the guys would hate him and get territorial.
But then what if MC and the new male student got along very well and were laughing and maybe even flirting (even just jokingly? Or, possibly worse, the new guy was flirting and coming onto MC and it made them uncomfortable?
Like how would they handle that? ��
And then I’m like… but do you really need to even bring in anyone else for them to start being territorial? Because MC is going from halfling to halfling. What if they start getting annoyed by all the other halfling scents on them? Would a scenting war start between all of the halflings between all of the exhibits? All of them trying to scent MC the most and block out all of the other halflings’ scents and claim them as ‘their’ MC? Meanwhile MC is just like “wow! Everyone is being really touchy feely lately! They must really be starting to trust me! 😄”
Sorry again for all this… the brainrot is real 😅
Not bothering me at all! And I love this brainrot!!
The predators would be so tempted to sink their teeth into your neck. Not in a murdery way, but in a claiming their mate sort of way. They want to mark you so that everyone else backs off.
And the scent of other halflings is excused, even though it's annoying to scent other halflings on you, they understand since it's your job. But a HUMAN MALE? Oh no! No no no, they would be furious.
They would absolutely try to scent you to make that human male back off >:( If only they realized humans aren't really bothered by that kind of thing...
And all along, you go on without a care in the world, not realizing how your scent (and all the scents attached to it) is driving every halfling crazy!
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On the Gus sneaks into the castle a bunch to check in on Willow point, several possible implied things that may happen as a result
First option, Amity blunders into him whilst invisible, and recognizes him... and depending on when this happens (ie has she reconciled things with Willow yet, and is she aware he's been sneaking in) for the former, she's paranoid that clearly Willow hates her and has gotten her best friend and the best illusionist-wild witch around in to get rid of her (paranoia brain from her murdery roommates, also thinking she deserves it ) If it's a little later on (Hunter's looking for Gus, but he does not know he's Willow's bestie yet but Willow and Amity have patched things up) Amity recognises Willow's old friend and puts things together quickly... cooperation for anti grimwalker terrorism in the name of fun. What could be a lot more fun... Gus accidentally bumping into Luz. And having a little celebrity moment... not because she's the Empress, but because she's human and also doesn't suck and did all the cool stuff she did and Luz doesn't know how to handle it all. Does not know how to handle genuine unprompted praise from a stranger that isn't for just being the Empress, but for the things she's actually doing to fix things. She isn't doing it for anyone's praise and actually getting it unexpectedly is... jarring to say the least.
AW. both of these amity options are fun but the luz one is Getting Me. i do love the idea of gus having been fascinated by luz for a long time simply on account of her being The Human Princess. and then when she becomes empress, he's like actually she might just be based. like as a person. Cool Beans
gus earnestly tells her how much her outlook on magic means to him and to any other anti-coven people he knows (he probably has a network. he feels to me like a guy who can network shenanigans Especially once he's older). and then luz looks so taken aback and uncertain that gus is like "uh oh! too earnest!!" and so he cracks a joke about how if luz wasn't empress, he'd have had to join adrian's coven
and a second after he says it, he's like "...whoops, probably should not be shit-talking the coven heads to the empress."
but luz LAUGHS.
and then is like oh NO. pretend i didn't laugh.
highlight of gus's year. i think he and luz could get up to Shenanigans.
#deeply enamored by the thought of luz occasionally slipping messages to gus that are like#'so i can't make this one thing legal yet for political reasons. but if you wanted to get away with doing it here's how'#she could do the same for eda but eda's more of a lone wolf. gus could cause some real problems#hunter like 'can you stop telling my new nemesis to commit anarchist crime' and luz like 'absolutely not. what are you a cop'#replies#toh#princess luz au#luz noceda#gus porter
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I am glad I found someone that is highly critical of the LOV, because I have to be honest, that’s all these guys needed up being: destroy the world because we want to! If they wanted to prove the glaring flaws in society, I’d be willing to at least understand why I should care about them. But nothing about their actions makes me care about them. Yes they had sad backstories, but that only goes so far.
I wanted your opinion on something.
I have been especially critical on Toga, because no matter how many times I try to understand her, she only seemed to harm and ruin Ochako’s character more. In my perspective, people always seem to criticize Ochako for being nothing more than a satellite character to Izuku (where THAT honor goes to Bakugou), and I feel Toga’s part of the problem for this critique because that is literally their ONLY connection together: their shared feelings with a boy.
People will say both of them have repressed feelings and that Toga helped Ochako feel she can express those feelings.
As if Ochako isn’t surrounded by other characters that are expressive and outgoing or that she doesn’t have alternatives, like I don’t know, her parents, a teacher, Tsuyu, or Mina. People a lot more stable and less murdery in “expressing themselves”. Their whole reason for being foils just seems so forced and it drives me up the wall what happened to Ochako.
And the stans of Toga and the shippers don’t help. Especially when they seem so content on reducing Ochako to being nothing more than a love interest for Toga that is just meant to be her personal food source and to make it all about her.
I don’t hold it against Ochako for wanting to help her as she is a hero, but how it was written and how she feels responsible for Toga when it was in no way her responsibility for Toga’s actions.
Am I wrong for thinking this way?
Absolutely not!
One of the things I criticize most about Horikoshi's writing aside from the contradictory character development lines, is not having a consistency outside of panels when it comes to ALL the characters.
This theme of Uraraka and repressed feelings also enters into Hawks' plot which consists of heroes being able to have free time (i.e. personal lives).
From the first year she represses her feelings and adapts to the current conditions of heroism which are reduced to serving the public as a security tool against villains of all kinds and catastrophes
And she's not the only one, the entire class stops having a personal life and extracurricular activities from the moment they start at UA, and it's something that Horikoshi points out in SBS mentioning that those who enter the hero course can't even enter UA clubs.
In order for Uraraka to realize that what she does is wrong, since the performance of a hero is not tied to his feelings or relationships, I think the right people would have been Midnight and Mic.
And I don't say this only because they, unlike Aizawa, know that students are still children and not soldiers, but because they are already experienced heroes who were unable to properly build a life after graduating.
Furthermore, it wouldn't be out of the ordinary if thanks to those two the things changed for class A. In canon, Horikoshi makes the teachers stay out of class A's problems because Aizawa is the Homeroom Teacher, but logically and according to the personalities of the teachers, Aizawa should have been dismissed from his position between the final exams and the provisional license tests.
Having Midnight or Mic as Class A's Homeroom teacher means that they could slowly vent about their responsibilities and worries.
(Yes, Aizawa "helped" Yaoyorozu with the trust issue, but other than that it was a "fix your own problems" thing.)
With them being treated like people her age, Uraraka would realize that being a hero doesn't exclude you from having at least a moment of life and lets her feelings be free like her whenever she can, and this triggers the doubt in Uraraka's head about "who saves the heroes if they are also people?" little by little transforming into "how is a villain born?"
This is shared with Midoriya (at this point you can imagine that they are a couple in their first steps or that Uraraka is preparing to ask him out) and from here both of them do introspection on the subject to the point where they ask themselves a question that they should have asked since the camp arc:
What happened to the league to end up like this?
I'm not saying anything about them immediately deciding to save them, but that with time and thanks to Tsukauchi and All Might they discover on their own the origin of Toga, Shigaraki, Spinner and Twice, and think about those problems sharing it with the class in their free time or among themselves
You can imagine that over time they both decide to help the league, but with the same result, since as I said Horikoshi has written to the league to point out the flaws in the hero system and still die because his characters don't have the common sense to have a logical evolution.
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Snowfall ep watch comments 13-15
Keeping it real with his nickname, Loser Li doesn't have the balls to join Team Vamp
Sorry dude, this would never happen to Elena Gilbert
Fun ass escape & fight scenes as our trio trash the train and escape in a field. The search in the field of tall grass as night closes in feels very 80s-00s vampire movie
Once AGAIN Loser Li punks out. This guy 😂😭 I love his constant, unrelenting failure
Look, the way Doctor Bestie realized he had to step up, because Mi Lan was injured & his bro distracted. TIME & PLACE, thank you.
He got close to making it thru this adventure without exposing himself but finally it was clear poor Vamp Daddy couldn't handle this one his own.
I both kinda do feel for Vamp Daddy's angst about his brother in disguise but also I'm too attached to them, so I'm just impatient for him to get over it and accept his only existing (and only mildly evil!!) relative
The brown leather coat is just not as suave a look for Loser Li. Return to your roots!
Oh good.
Henchman makes potentially his only smart move in the drama, to come plead for nep baby to rescue his crush. Li Yingliang looovesssss you! so muchhhhhh! it's ALL FOR YOU.
Our unhinged, unstable cyclone of insecurity & homosexuality emerges from the dungeon to fail another day! Good job, everyone.
"What ill intentions could a young boy in his hundreds have?" lol I love mysterious old guy
Sorry I'm unreasonably & unfairly on Doctor Bestie's side - kick his ass and settle him down. Vampires gotta stick together.
So doc is "complete" and Vamp Daddy, though made with the Blood Amber Stone, isn't? 🤔 Interesting. (ok not really lol, I'm not a 'lore' person)
Doctor Bestie cracked me up with his whole, I know all about equality in the modern age! I went to university! Look, he's probably more than a il evil but I like him SO MUCH, so can you just relent Vamp Daddy?
Otherwise WE might stop being friends. And that would be sad :(
All jokes aside, I do have the lingering feeling that Li Yingliang is being written as queer and the actor is playing it that way. Look at the way he is with his henchman too! It's just.... not like the vibe we see among other similar characters. They've fucked. More than once. And henchman told himself it's all fine between 'lonely' 1930s men, because they'll eventually take wives.
idk Vamp Daddy, I would have accepted the help of mysterious ancient master guy against a pursuing ARMY.
or maybe not kicked out my powerful brother.
Mi Lan knows what's up: stop the navel gazing emo and just get warm, eat well, and spend time with your loved ones.
Flashback to aftermath of Shen mansion massacre. Awful times had by all. Nobody thought burning alive a supernatural mom and her small child might have consequences. They did. Shen patriarch is like whyyyyy. His almost barbecued wife: r u 4 real?
Similarly, in modern remains of Shen mansion a bunch of people ambush Vamp Daddy and his gf, shoot her in the chest, so he goes murdery.
Then vamps her! YAY 🙌
Now you and doctor bestie just need to make up and find a way to extend your life too.
All hail Mi Lan's vampire awakening. Good stuff. Love the goth attire.
Also absolutely adorable and glowing in the bath
This is like Caroline in The Vampire Diaries, who was simply born to be a vampire and took to it like a duck to water. I want her to hang out more with the doctor. They can enjoy vampirism together.
Now that Vamp Daddy has healed Barely Legal Girlfriend, can we get (1) one more bloody kiss? Pretty pretty please? 🙏🙏🙏
Everyone but his henchman bf is hella pissed at Loser Li for being incapable.
This does not seem fair, as it's his defining quality 🤔
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