#i love randy sm he’s so me

[psipaka]

Lyrics are a bit off, I’m kinda dumb.

Decided to post this on tumblr too for fun. (Song: i/me/myself demo by Will Wood, idea inspired by randyjadesbandyaids on TT)

[lvrcpid]

sibling love - c.m.m & m.m.m

synopsis : chad and mindy as your older siblings!

pairing : chadxmindyxgn!reader (platonic!)

warning : none!

notes : they are so pookielicious 🙏🏾

— you’re definitely a year younger than the twins.

— granted they were only 1 1/2 when you were born but chad instantly was like ??? why is this thing screaming and crying? please shut it up???

— mindy LOVED YOU. you know how parents are like ‘gentle touches’ when their baby holds their other baby?

— mindy was AGGRESSIVE. i’m talking she would pull your hair on accident type aggressive.

— she’s all ??? when you start crying and wailing.

— chad hated you until age 5. i’m convinced.

— he would deliberately blow out your candles on purpose on your birthday.

— you guys definitely threw hands a few times.

— you and mindy? bestest of friends. she would always drag you in her room and make you do a puzzle. your 5 year old brain couldn’t handle all that 🙏🏾

— all you wanted to do was go play with your toys and mindy would HOLD YOU HOSTAGE.

— chad definitely was like “okay you’re kinda cool..” after a while

— you guys started hanging out more!

— by hanging out i mean he’s just picking on you and making you cry.

— definitely plays victim if your parents get involved.

— when the twins turned 10 they definitely started to find who they were

— you were still 9 and getting to that point but not there just yet

— you were so sad when they didn’t wanna hang out with you as much.

— of course they came around after puberty hit.

— they thought you were so cool for some reason?

— ‘y/n can you come with me here my friends wanna see you’ ‘y/n do you wanna come to the mall with me?’

— when you guys hit high school, y’all were the three amigos.

— ‘you’re y/n’s brother/sister right?’ ‘WE HAVE NAMES’

— cue protective older brother chad

— you’re going out? you better have that location on, phone fully charged and taser in pocket

— you’re like ‘??? i’m going to the park??’ ‘YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN’

— mindy has to hold him back when you leave.

— mindy is definitely your shoulder to cry on, she reminds you a lot of your uncle randy, although you’ve only heard stories of him, he seems like a pretty cool guy. (love randy so BAD)

— when the ghostface attacks started, mindy and chad made sure not an inch of you was touched. they didn’t let you leave the house at ALL

— if you did end up getting hurt they would feel so guilty for not being able to protect you

— chad definitely felt the worst :( he loves you sm

— they definitely grow more affectionate after you recover, not wanting to take any moment for granted with you

— long story short the meeks martin twins love you to death and you’re they’re little baby who they never want to see grow up 🫶🏾

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Hi. in addition to HoM, you also drew au by baby Randy & First. can you tell me about her? ( ͒•·̫|

YES absolutely I can. I kind of made up this AU on a whim, but i actually love it sm, i wanna draw more for it so thankyou for this ask!

So, basically, Torn Pages AU is set up inside the Ninjanomicon, where First's soul resides. Something happened on the outside - in the real world - which caused the Ninjanomicon to get damaged so badly it affected everything. First 'awakens' inside to find himself in now chaotic and hostile dimension of what once was his peaceful afterlife, with Plop plop missing, some strange new power in his left eye AND a matching green eye set on a much much younger face of the current Ninja, who doesnt seem to remember First or most of his life.

Confused, disoriented and now with a tiny charge depending on him, First sets out to find out what happened and if it could be fixed from the inside, trapped as they are in the nomicon. On the journey to the heart of the Ninjanomicon, he will encounter ghosts of his past, all the while inevitably bonding with Little Randy through some cute shennanigans and unexpected battles to protect them both.

so ye, basically i want to explore/worldbuild some background for First Ninja and also make him bond with baby!Randy so he would get Dad tm feels ;D

[sugar-omi]

NAH HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT ITS CLICHE AS FUCK BUT MC THROWING HANDS WITH SOMEONE IN SCHOOL CAUSE THEY WERE BULLYING COVE

(And to clarify just in case not like with Jeremy during step 2 where the mc can push him or hit him once or smth I mean like full on fight fight)

I just like to imagine everyone’s in the principals office and MC mom’s are all concerned and angry with MC cause they just beat up their classmate but then they’re like “Well they hit Cove first I was just returning the favour” and moms immediately FLIP cause why is the other kid just getting away with bullying why is their kid the only one getting punished?????

YEAHHH AND IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE WHY THEY TRIED TO FUCK W COVE BC IF HIS BIG ASS WASNT GONNA FUCK EM UP, YOU WERE BC YOURE CRAZY ABT EACH OTHER N IT JUST DONT MAKE SENSE BUT THATS OKAY, YOU DELIVER WHAT THEYRE ASKING FOR!!

ITS A WHOLW FUCKING RIOT AND IN THE END THE OTHER KID GETS PUNISHED AS WELL BUT UNFORTUNATELY MC GETS THE LONGER SENTENCE

and when they finally get home n your parents stop fretting over you, cove is all fidgety and when it's time to change any bandage, no matter how small, or add ointment to a bruise, he's all "wait! let.. let me help you" when you go to ask your mom's for help w it

and he's all gentle, but he looks sad so you ask what's wrong

"I just hate seeing you hurt"

taking coves face into your hands, squishing his cheeks, "I'd do it all over again. and I'd beat them up even more for even looking at you, I'd jump em even before they hit you if I could've."

cove is teary eyed n crying a bit prbly

"don't ever feel bad if I get into a fight. if it's for you, I'd get into 10 fights! no, a thousand!" you throw your arms wide in the air at that. "no one can touch you like that without getting fucked up twice as bad. so stop fretting okay" you smile and cove cries a fucking river bc you have a bandaid on your cheek, and your knuckles are still flushed/inflamed and have a scrape from missing one of your punches

"you're an idiot.." cove laughs, still crying

"ya know you love me, holden." you smile, wiping his tears.

he nods, "yeah, I do"

and you're stunned bc he just confessed???? omg???

and cove kisses your shocked face, you slap a hand on your cheek bc "KISS?"

n cove just laughs at your expression bc you're so surprised n it's so fuckin cute

so after that sometimes, during your suspension cove will give you a kiss on the cheek for defending his honor if you ask<333 (or don't, he'll do it one more time or so unless you ask him to stop ofc)

if anyone tries to fuck w him after, they're fucked once again

cove does try to keep you outta fights but I mean... if you do turn around n jump em, he won't stop you

giving very much Heather's "fight for me" but you're not deranged like JD

also Liz teases yall bc cove does admit that he loved watching you jump em LMAO

your friends would also be concerned, randy n Terri especially bc they saw it but they'd be like "FUCK YEAH!!!"

no one fucks w cove either while you're gone, OMG GOING TO PICK COVE UP EVERY DAY

the teachers are like "You're suspended you can't be here!!"

like I'm not here for you I'm here for HIM, n you ride off together laughing bc everyone is whispering but fuck em 👐👐👐👐

pls this is making me wanna zoom n like go crazy omg my head is spinning I love this sm

[woodsborostabathon]

Liv McKenzie and/or Charlie Walker for the character thing!

ohhh the blorbos...

liv mckenzie:

what i like: first of all she is fine as HELL- who said that! anywho. well her look is definitely part of it bc aside from being down abysmal like on a Vincent Himself level i do fw the whole girly vaguely alt vibe they had going with her. she is also funny as hell like sm of her lines absolutely kill me. her interaction w mindy at the party esp comes to mind like i'm so obsessed w the way she was moving there. stomped in mad as hell bc she can't have sex and can't get a ride home, threatened mindy's life, took her chips??? and left. one thing that girl could NEVER be is boring!!!

what i don't: the utter lack of screentime she had. go girl give us nothing! which also means they could not really give her much of a personality </3 like i adore liv i do. had to make up a million things abt her by myself tho bc god knows RS wasn't gonna do it. she worked the HELL outta the like 3 minutes she had. but she still had like 3 minutes (esp since they cut the scene w her n vince!!!) 😭

charlie walker:

what i like: first of all he is ALSO fine as HELL- ahem. well. again aside from the fact that he's one of the finest gfs to grace this franchise. his brutality as ghostface hands down has gotta be my favorite thing. he was doing it all too like!!! charles lee walker THEE single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops. bc j*ll sure as hell was not helping that boy. but he was up at the crack of dawn staging crime scenes and making ghostface calls before the first bell of the school day even rang! and then somehow still had the energy and mf SPEED ig to practically teleport around woodsboro n keep killing people!! he absolutely decimated olivia for kinda zero reason (tho in record time gutting and all) but he did what is EASILY my fave kill of the entire franchise flawlessly. dare i say i like him better than the og-*i am shot*

what i don't: Man. does the way he died count. bc that is precisely it 😭 ig everyone's gotta have their Silly Goofy STUPID moments but charlie was op as all hell and then just let himself get stabbed + did the worm on the floor of kirby's kitchen + died there. and for J*LL????? HER???????? it's the one thing i can never get past. esp when it gets him stuck w the 'pathetic lovesick gullible lapdog' perception among the fandom but that's not even rlly a Him problem as it is an Everyone Else thing. also maybe the pettiest complaint ever but i cringe a little whenever he calls himself the new randy. because i literally cannot STAND ran-

[gayspaekles]

*****SPOILER ALERT*****

Uhm okay?! I cannot say a single bad thing about the film?! Wow?! My mind has been blown!!

-first off, I’m completely obsessed with the skeleton dances!! I need more from them! I need a backstory! Do they work for the ministry?

-I was NOT emotionally prepared for seeing Papa cry!!

-Tobias channeling Mary Goore in faith & rats was incredible! Ugh that growl 🥵 Tobias’ dream of doing death metal might not have happened like how he envisioned, but goddamn he can still do it!

-Was not prepared for the amount of laughter this movie gave me! Papa is so extra but my goodness we all were laughing so much.

-I was so so so happy to see Mountain, Cumulus, Cirrus & aurora with a lot of screen time! We don’t get to see our babes so often because they can’t leave their stands (understandably)

-I loved phantoms interactions!! He was so playful and adorable. I’ve always loved his addition to the band since day 1. I miss Chris but I love Randy sm.

-I’m so incredible happy for the people who got to experience this ritual. I’m so happy for you guys from the bottom of my heart! How amazing a ritual.

-if you have ghost you have everything was STUNNING live. That woman’s operatic lines were gorgeous and that song had me bawling my eyes out.

-I personally loved the multi-angle viewpoint myself. It’s a little difficult to keep track because there IS so much to see but that’s why I’ll just rewatch it and rewatch it and rewatch it again!

-it gave me the same feeling as my rituals as last year. I cannot even begin to explain how this band makes me feel. Some how, some way, they just speak to me. I feel like I’m not just a fan, I’m a person. I’m being heard in ways I don’t feel in everyday life. I’m apart of something that we all appreciate and love and understand. Tobias wasn’t kidding when he described going to ritual like going to church in the sense that we are going someplace that should be a safe haven for us. His speeches in the film made me bawl my eyes out. Okay, this is the end of my critical review lol can you tell I loved it? 😂

Our father, who art in Hell

Unhallowed, be thy name

Cursed be the sons and daughters

Of thine nemesis who are to blame

Thy kingdom come, Nema!

[f1nalboys]

Hiiiiiii I love ur Randy stuff so like…. What if Randy and reader were trying out role playing their fav horror characters (reader as final girl, Randy as the slasher) but he keeps calling out reader for being ooc, so reader gets annoyed and makes them switch roles. And Randy is like,,,, INTO it 🫣

anon. anon..... u r the love of my life i fear we are to be married in three days time bc omggggggg THIS REQUEST DID SOMETHING TO ME...... thank you. anyways i rlly hope you like this!!!!! i had sm fun writing it hehe >:) and maybe perhaps ill do a part two for this later on but for now hehe

Randy Meeks x GN!Reader

WORD COUNT: 1482

WARNINGS: nsfw, roleplay (killer/victim,) predator/prey dynamics, knife play, degradation, dom!reader, sub!randy, dry humping, premature ejaculation, implication of oral (reader recieving), lot's of 'victim's and 'slut's are said, mention of having a safeword but it's not used, sorta kinda proofread yall know me at this point

“They wouldn’t do that!” Randy’s voice calls out again, back to his usual tone with a hint of annoyance. You pause, grinding your teeth as you turn around. You had just reached the front door of the cabin you and Randy had rented for the weekend for your little roleplay and he had dropped the act in an instant, huffing from behind you. His mask is off and held in his hand at his waist, his eyes narrowed. “You should’ve run up the stairs.”

“Randy, c’mon-”

“I’m serious! Why would you run outside?”

“Because that’s what I’d do if a masked killer was chasing me!” You huff, tugging at the pajamas you were wearing. “Are you sure you even want to do this? You say you want the whole ‘thrill of the chase’ and then keep stopping to tell me I’m fucking it up.” Randy sighs, walking over to you and wrapping his arms around your waist, pulling you in close to him. 

He kisses your forehead. “I’m sorry, baby. I’m being a dick, I know.” You hum, agreeing, and he snorts. Taking a deep breath, he pulls back from you and shrugs. “Maybe I’m just not gonna be able to get the vision out of my head… I don’t know, let’s just… stop for the night, okay?”

“No, no, I want to do this with you,” you say, wrapping your arms around his shoulders. You stare at him for a moment, your mind searching for a solution, when an idea hits you. Your soft smile turns slightly sinister as you reach down, taking the mask from him and running your finger along the white ghostly face. “I have an idea… if you’re up for it.” You say quietly, looking up at Randy.

He cocks an eyebrow at you, noting your change in demeanor. “Alright… I’m intrigued. Can’t tell if I’m more scared or turned on by your smile… I think it’s sexy how scary and cryptic you’re being.” You snort at his words, rolling your eyes. “So… what’s your idea, baby?”

“Let’s swap places. You’ll be the sexy guy home alone…and I’ll be the killer.” You palm him, the fabric of both his jeans and his costume impeding most of your touch, but you get the desired result; Randy groans under his breath, eyes fluttering closed for the briefest of moments. “That way you can be the perfect victim for me, won’t you baby? Get your adrenaline running… get the chase you’ve always wanted… but you’ll just be the one getting chased.”

You can see the gears turning in his head as he considers it, his eyes flicking upwards towards the ceiling before he shrugs. “Fuck it, why not.” Randy takes a slight step away from you and pulls the costume off of him, bundling it up and passing it off to you. He watches with an eager smile as you pull the robe over your clothes. “Might need this,” he hums, passing you the large hunting knife and the sheath from his belt, and you grin, holding it tightly before you pull the mask onto your face. “You look sexy.”

Grinning, you tilt your head to the side in silence. Randy’s eyes have a flicker of recognition of you taking your role seriously. He gives you a wink. “Right, right. Silent killer, only taunting when they’re ready…” He looks around the dim cabin and shrugs. “Wanna start back up where you and I left off, then?” You answer by slowly pulling the knife from its sheath, the blade bright against the dark background. Randy turns on his heel and runs, bolting up the steps. You follow quickly, hot on his trail. 

Randy puts up a pretty good fight. He’s faster than you and he dives into the character of ‘final boy’ with ease, kicking you off of him when you finally catch up and grab ahold of his shirt. He curses, breaking character to reach over to you and ask if you’re alright. You respond with a slice of the knife, grazing his arm. 

He yelps, stumbling back onto his ass as he clutches his arm, staring at the thin cut across his arm before you jump on top of him, pushing him onto his back and pinning him to the floor. “Get off me!” Randy says, struggling underneath you, but the sight of the blade waving in front of his face causes him to still. You sit back onto his stomach, your legs on either side of him. Carefully and silently, you drag the tip of the knife down his face. 

“Pretty little Randy,” you coo, an edge to your voice he had never heard before. “So desperate to get chased around and fucked, right?” He swallows heavily, flinching away from the knife as you drag it along the side of his face. His lips part, ready to say something, wincing when you dig the knife into his cheek a little harder. “Don’t fucking talk.” You fix the mask on your face, allowing you to see a bit better, before you remove the knife from his face. Scooting backwards, you grind against his clothed cock and laugh cruelly at the bulge you can feel. “You’re getting off on this, aren’t you?”

Randy shakes his head, his cheeks flushing, but he can’t deny the way he lifts his hips to grind against you harder or the small gasp he lets out. “N-No, I’m not,” he says, his voice catching at the end as you grind down against him harder. “Fuck, fuck, o-okay…” Randy swallows hard, closing his eyes. “I kinda am.”

“Isn’t that just pathetic.” You hum, setting a slow pace against him. The movement of your hips was driving him crazy, whimpers spilling from his lips despite his best efforts to hold them back. “Aww, is it feeling good? Your heart’s beating like crazy,” you say as you lay your hand flat against his chest, the knife in your other hand coming to rest against his neck. “I can feel it. You know what else I can feel?” 

“Wh-what?” 

“How much of a slut you are.” You leer, digging the knife into his neck, just enough to scare him. Well, scare a normal person. Instead, Randy’s eyes shut and he lets out a loud groan, his hips sputtering slightly against your still-grinding hips. You grin, tilting your head again. “See? Only a dirty, disgusting, depraved whore would like this. Bet you’re close, too, aren’t you, Randy?”

He shakes his head, gulping, his eyes still squeezed tight. “M’not, fuck, I’m not close.”

“No? So if I stopped, you’d be alright with that, then?” You question, purposely slowing your hips down. Randy whines, shaking his head despite the threat of the blade, and you grin. “See? You want me to keep going so you can cum in your pants with a knife to your neck.” You grind down harder, rolling your hips, biting your tongue to keep from moaning. You had to pretend you weren’t into this just as much as he was. 

Randy's eyes roll into the back of his head as he cums in his jeans, his hips thrusting upwards to gain even more friction against you. “Fuck,” he pants as you finally slow your hips down, still positioned on top of him. He blinks up at you, letting the mask come into focus when he laughs, reaching up and pulling it off of you. “That was fucking amazing. You did way better at being the killer, honestly.” 

You snort, leaning down to kiss him briefly before sitting back up. “You don’t think we’re done, do you?” You ask with a tilt of your head, your smile growing at the confusion on his face. You drag the tip of the knife down his chest gently, wetting your bottom lip with your tongue before slipping the blade under his shirt and slicing. Randy flinches at the sound of the cutting fabric, his heart hammering in his chest.

“What the hell are you doing, Y/N?” He asks, looking down as he watches you trail the knife over his stomach to his freckled chest. “C-come on, knock it off.”

“You know what to say to get me to stop,” you say harshly, though your eyes are a little softer, searching his fear-filled eyes to see if he needed a break. When he doesn’t respond with the safe word, you grin, standing up. “Stay fucking still,” you grunt, putting the knife inbetween your teeth as you pull your shorts and underwear off, tossing them to the side before settling back down over his lap. “Be a good little victim and do what I want and maybe, just maybe,” you coo as you slide up his body, hiking your costume up over your hips, and it’s clear by the glint in his eye that he understands what you want. “I’ll let you live."

[ghastlyfilters]

𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬/𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐬!!

pairing(s): implied billy loomis, stu macher, mickey altieri, randy meeks, tatum riley + sidney prescott x gn!reader

warning(s): none, just billy being a dick as per usual lol. some slight mentions of dog shelters. (if you’re anything like me it hurts your heart thinking about places like that)

BILLY

• Is this man necessarily a pet person? No.

• Billy will literally tell you to get a fucking grip if you cry over a fish..

THIS MAN IS AS BLUNT AS THEY COME. CMON NOW.

• He finds cats more peaceful than any other animals.

• He’d much rather a kitty cat being able to snuggle with him than a dog drooling all over the place..

(This most certainly changes the minute you show him the crazy ass cat compilations 😭)

• Billy hates nothing more than people giving pets (dogs specifically) the most dumbass names. Buddy, Max, Milo, you know where i’m getting at, lol.

• If you have a baby lizard, he actually enjoys sitting holding the little creature as it slowly moves around on his hand. (I LOVE LIZARDS SM MAN)

• Though this is him if any animal comes into your room and pisses him off:

• OH BILLY BOY YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE..

STUUUU

• SMOTHERS YOUR PETS WITH EVERY BIT OF AFFECTION HE HAS IN HIS BIG OL’ HEART!

• Dances with your snake around his neck to Britney Spears’ “I’m a Slave 4 U” playing in the background.

• Yes this man will honor Britney in any way he can, shush..

• There’s a few animals he’s allergic to so he might be a lil sneezy here and there.

• His eyes get that red and puffed up until the point Billy thinks he’s fucking high or smth..

• But if he loves one of those animals THAT much he’ll just buy allergy meds and tell himself to suck it up.

• Giggles at the vids of dog owners letting their pooches stand up and dance with them.

(So much so, he tries it with your dog himself)

• Has a special thing for Labradors and Great Danes!

• Nah, spiders are def a big NO NO..

“Hey babe, look!” You said, both hands open wide as a fat, hairy black creature sat in the middle of them.

Stu stared at you from the other couch, standing up as he began to back away. “Nah, put that shit down.”

“BUT LOOK.”

“BABE STO-”

• Cannot go into a dog shelter whatsoever. Even if the pair of you were to find one perfect for you guys, his heart aches for the other ones being left behind.

• Would love nothing more than to lay down with a dozen puppies crawling on top of him whilst he plays with the little cuties. OMG.

MICKEY

• I just know y’all would have a black cat named Salem.

• Takes multiple pics of husky puppies in the snow.

• Feels all fuzzy inside when you say you’re the “Momma” of your shared pet and he’s the “Daddy”

• Always lets your pets sleep at the bottom of the bed with you two! (Maybe even further up and snuggled in if he’s feeling particularly nice that day)

• When he’s not busy with his film studies, he’ll watch some movies with your furry friend, letting them sit on his lap whilst stroking/patting the cuddly creature.

• I imagine he wouldn’t necessarily bother with getting a pet that’s not a house cat or a regular dog. But if you decided to go out and get something extremely different from those two sorts, he’d probably be intrigued to see what it was and what it could do.

RANDY

• Randy is most certainly someone who doesn’t mind animals. He’s the kind of person who wants one for the sake of having some extra company.

• He has a golden Labrador of his own, so he certainly won’t be fussed if you tell him you have a dog.

• Stu threw a bit of meat onto Randy’s back without him noticing. Well, until he was screaming when he realised a fucking PIT BULL had been chasing him half way down the goddamn street!

That sort of messed up his thoughts on certain dog breeds for quite a while..

• Unlike Billy, Randy LOVES having popular dog names for his pooch. In fact, Buster is actually the name of his doggie!! :D

• No joke, if you tell this man you have a Tarantula he will avoid your house at all costs. ALL. COSTS.

• He would try and phone you to have a movie night and it would go a lil something like this:

“Hey, my mom’s out of town and Martha went to her friend’s house for the night, you wanna come over? I picked up some movies when I was finishing my shift earlier. I was thinking a horror seeing as it’s fall, ya know?”

“Don’t be silly! Come over to mine! I’ve got Halloween and plenty of snacks at the ready! Jamie Lee Curtis, hello?” You giggled.

“Uh- you know what babe I think i’m *COUGH* coming down w- with um- something.”

“Wait wha-”

“LOVE YOU, BYEEEEEE!!”

• No matter how much begging you do, he’s not coming over.

*You, Randy, Tatum, Stu, Sid and Billy walking home*

“Who’s house are we having that dumbass ‘movie marathon’ at tonight?” Billy snorted.

Randy gave him a look of pure offence. “Hey! It’s not dumb! It’s a HORROR marathon!! That’s what people do in October, Billy. Jesus.”

“Whatever.”

Tatum glanced towards you. “Y/n, I was thinking your house because you have the full Nightmare on Elm Street boxset-”

“ADIOS!” Randy shouted, practically sprinting back the way you lot had already came.

“PUSSY!!” Stu added with a loud echo of booming laughter.

TATUM

• Tatum loves animals so much, especially BUNNIES!

• As much as she may like your animals who are fluffy as HELL, she always carries a lint roller around with her. She hates hairs on her skirt.. (I feel you girl 🥲)

• Does not understand why so many girls freak out at dogs licking their faces. She knows it’s their way of giving affection like chill out??

• Her and Dewey had rabbits as kids, so don’t be surprised if she gets extra excited over the fact you have some aswell, hehe.

• Always asks if she can pet people’s dogs in public. If they appear friendly enough, of course.

• Snakes are definitely not her thing, so if you have one, perhaps keep it hidden when she comes over.

• She’ll try and get you to let her hold your rabbit whilst you watch a movie. (I mean, why not?)

SIDNEY

• Sidney is 110% a cat lover. So much so, when Christmas time came around, you decided to gift her a little kitten as a thank you for how supportive she always is towards you.

• It would be a beautiful little grey kitty named Daisy. And I imagine Sid would definitely spend time with her 24/7. Daisy was one of the only things that made Sidney truly happy, despite you, of course.

• She likes dogs too! She’ll always giggle her head off if your dog gets overexcited when she comes around to visit.

• Literally finds mini turtles so fucking cute. (She is definitely interested to see unordinary pets too!!)

• Much like Stu and Randy, our girl Sid is a big fan of Labradors. Especially black ones. She finds them beautiful creatures, standing proudly with their big chocolate brown eyes.

hey guys! headcanon requests are open if you’d like to see some specific types of hcs with a certain one of these lovely characters! remember to drink plenty of water and take care of yourselves! i love you my darlings, you are always welcome to have kj’s blog as your safe place. always. <3

[liverralonee]

okay okay wait hear me out.

stu was allowed to watch spongebob as a kid - he LOVED that shit, thought it was hilarious and quotes it everyday (barely anyone knows what hes saying😭)

billy wasnt allowed to watch it, so it turned him into spongebobs biggest hater, and will audibly sigh and get all irritated whenever stu mentions it

sidney wasnt allowed either, but she didnt care, she’d watch it sometimes at a friends house, but she was indifferent to the show in general; will occasionally laugh at stus stupid jokes

tatum was allowed, and she loved it, but she grew out of it and doesnt mention it every other second (cough stuart cough) but she catches every reference stu says and finds them funny

randy was also allowed, but didnt care for the show. he probably thought it was childish and unfunny, and lowk hates on it w billy sometimes, only he actually knows the show and isnt just blindly hating on it

(also, one time in private, stu made a spongebob related joke and billy actually LAUGHED. stu hasnt ever let him live it down and uses it as black mail from time to time to get what he wants)

HELP I LOVE THIS SM i love random scream headcanons they’re so funny

i think stu just knows pop culture like really well. like any kind of kids tv show? he’s seen at least an episode. sit coms? seen them. like any movie ever? he’s seen that shit

like it is insane how much this boy knows he gets any reference to anything but also lowkey gets slightly annoyed when other people don’t get it like fym you haven’t seen every single episode of jimmy neutron? (i’ve never seen it guys )

i feel like billy’s mom was cool with him watching mostly anything but she had like some very specific cartoons she didn’t want him watching , again, for really stupid reasons. soooo, stu brings it up and billy’s just a hater 😭 he’s a hater on most things tho so it’s not that crazy but stu’s a huge spongebob fan like he cannot believe this. this is hate. discrimination even.

i’d see sidney and tatum having about the same reaction to stu’s jokes except as you said, sid doesn’t actually know what he’s on about she’s just trying to go along with the joke and laugh it as if she knows what’s going on. hc that when stu and tatum first became friends she didn’t know any other thing that stu was interested in other than spongebob so that’s all they ever talked about 💀

and randys just… sigh. ily randy sm but i feel like he either enjoys something or absolutely hates it😭 like in scream 2 with how much of a hater he is when it comes to sequels like if he hates something, he DESPISES THAT SHIT HE CANNOT SPEND IT LMFAO. so stu makes a joke and randys just like “stu’s at it again”

i feel like before randy got into the whole like hating billy at any moment he gets, i feel like he actually tried being friends with billy but it just didn’t work cause billy doesn’t like anyone 😭 so stu makes another spongebob joke and randys like “oh my god. did you see that billy? he’s at it again” and billy just ignores him cause he does NOT wanna be friends with randy

i’m getting off topic but yeah i feel like randy tried to be friends with billy but uhhhh, it didn’t work very well.

also the billy laughing at stu’s joke i feel like it’s happened multiple times but it’s very rare. he has to be in a REALLY good mood 😭 but it’s probably happened a few times and stu does not let him move on from it even years later

[cunningweiner]

do you wanna hear some ideas I have for Randy mind wiping after high school? I've thought about it so much.

I love weinerham sm. I've always imagined them as like, 'not officially but might as well be'. Randy insists that he's in love with Theresa, but then constantly talks about and acts very affectionate towards Howard. and Howard's being a tsundere. Weinerham with Randy getting hurt from ninja-ing owns my soul

YES YES YES tell me rn🫵

Tsundere Howard is what none of us wanted to say but all know is true. And I totally totally agree they call each other pet names and are so affectionate and always have been that it’s normal to them and so so fruity to everyone else. And I will forever and always be a sucker for wound tending as hurt/comfort <33

[prairleedog]

back on my scream shit :3

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Stu <3 ( LITERLLY ME I LOVE HIM SM )

Ler -

Bastard. Absolute bastard. Will smile at you ( like in the gif presented for billy ) while he's getting you

Teams up constantly, as in if he wants to, he'll bring Billy in and you get tag teamed!! It's terrifying

Grew his nails out just a little longer and had Tatum sharpen them so they'd be worse ( it worked, ask randy. )

Will literally pick you up and throw you over his shoulder ( like in that one scene where he picked Tatum up ) and will tickle the fuck out of you!! If you aren't flushed red, what's the point :3

Absolute master at raspberries, to the point where it's like deadly ( not literally ) :33 you will be screaming btw !!! <3 also big fan of tickle games

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Lee -

He really likes to be bitchy but when it's his turn he CANNOT take it

He's a kicker :3 one time billy was getting him and he kicked the poor guy in the nose ( surprisingly didn't break it ) but billy was pissed

Scream-laugher !! :3

Has two very specific spots that like?? Activate the ticklishness :3 and it's genuinely funny watching him get all frantic and giggly

When he starts laughing his dimples come out more prominently and it's the cutest shit ever ( only billy has ever lived to tell the tale of. how adorable it is )

Spots; top 5 worst || Sides of tummy, back, knees, jaw, ribs (honorable mention for underarms and neck)

BILLY!!!! ( the silliest boy )

Ler -

Scary. Scarier than Stu. He has this certain look in his eyes and that's how you know you're getting it AND you fucked up :3 it's usually just him narrowing his eyes and/or glaring at you

Has been the only one to successfully get stu a few times, and he brings it up whenever he can to make him mad ( it works )

Teases his lee to absolutely no end, and usually goes for the kill first depending on how upset he is

gets sporadic let moods. Basically his system is; whoever is closest to him is getting demolished with tickles :3

SOMETIMES ( if ur lucky ) he's playful but other times he's a terrifying ruthless monster

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Lee -

Better at concealing it than Stu, it takes some time to get him laughing but once you do it's really worth it :3

If you thought Stu was bad wait til you try getting billy cause oh my GOLLY he is a WRESTLER his ass does anything to get out of a few tickles

Has laughter that goes from ?? Pretentious asshole to squeaky mess <3 he's a silly goober

Curled up and rolls around like a loser to get you off of him ( it only worked once ).

calls you the most devious names in the book although it only gets him tickled worse :3

Spots; top 5 worst | hips, thighs, lower set of ribs specifically, neck, shins

RANDY!!! ( dickhead )

Ler -

Smartass if he DOES ler; not all that scary though, he's more annoying

Would poke you in the side and then run away

Likes to make all the little obvious comments; probably also does the weird claw hands things

“ awhh! You're laughing! That's sweet. I never knew I was so funny! ”

Def laughs with his lee, just cos he finds their expressions funny ( he brings it up whenever he can in front of people; knowing full well he's gonna get ruined for it ).

Does the “kitchykitchykoo” thing and it's SO mean hes such an asshole omg

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Lee -

Oh gee oh golly oh gosh he's so lee

screams and kicks and fucking WAILS

Police were called one time cos he was screaming; so those officer Dewey kicked the door down to see Randy getting tag-teamed by Stu and Billy ( genuinely really funny )

He's a full-blown drama queen; poking him in the side results in him telling Sidney to tell you to knock it off

Cannot sit through tickle scenes, makes up a bullshit excuse to leave the room every time one comes on :3 Stu frequently takes advantage of this

makes half-assed threats while he's getting wrecked :3 it usually comes out as inaudible mutations of words like “nutfuck” (nutcase+fuck)

Spots; top 5 worst | underarms, ribs, ears, knees, tum

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FINISHED :3 sorry if these are garbage chat

[willowisapillow]

💝 👩🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻 Opposites Attract 👩🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻 💙

The silles, my problematic king and unproblematic queen once again 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

This is yet another birthday gift for another DA friend of mine. He’s also a Sharandy fan (and defender) just like me, and I just thought that he would love this.

I remember seeing these shirts so many times a few years back. And after seeing so much fanart of characters from different fandoms wearing them, I just knew I HAD to draw these two wearing them. They were practically made for them, hell they share the same theme colors as them. It’s just a spot-on metaphor for their dynamic. Randy’s more goofy while Sharon’s more sensible, everything about it's just immaculate. And I’m just now realizing that I accidentally made Randy look like Minecraft Steve- 😭

So sorry if I keep annoying you guys with so much art of these two when it comes to my South Park stuff. I promise there’s a ton of other characters I love than just these two, but simply put, I’m never gonna shut tf up about them. I just love their relationship sm, they’re cute together dammit. Sharandy is just an underrated couple/ship in the community imo.

Again I respect others opinions on not liking them as a couple, but it gives me the ick whenever people in the fandom (mainly fanfic authors, lookin’ at you A03) twist it into something terrible by making both of them hate and act so awful to each other. And wouldn’t be surprised if people do this for the sake of making someone’s ship sail. Just stop doing this period, some of y’all need to quit projecting 🙄

[pumpkinsy0]

While I do like TWTTIN (both book and movie) I can't help but admit that if it were to have gotten the love like The Outsiders did, and if they even re-casted Tim Shepard and Ponyboy and Randy then it would have favored a lot more.

Also I love how everyone agrees that movie did Curly dirty. Yeah he might look cool, but they ruined his character by making him cringy and annoying rather tuff and put together.

honestly im happy SOMEONE liked both twttin book and movie

AND U JUST REMINDED ME, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT CURLY BEING THE LEAST HOW I EXPECTED HIM TO LOOK ITS FUCKING TIM

like i said before even if i imagine them as white, tim did NOT look like that at all, but ive seen that tim sm where its just like “well ig thats tim,,,” but w everyone else, yea it gets a pass from me👍🏽👍🏽

and as for the movie curly, i dont hate it, its alright for curly i guess, i think how he was characterized towards the end where him and tim r going to beat up bryon characterized him rlly well!!! and then that scene where he steals that milk for angela, it was small but i liked it!!!! every other time was just,,,hm,,,, i wish either we got more scenes w him or that those scenes were a bit better so we could see him being more tough, hes supposed to be as tough as nails like pony said and he wasnt</333

[disconnectedkid]

should probably do one of these huh?

you can either call me Randy, or Danny!

he/they/it/ring/xe pronouns

Aceflux, pansexual, transmasc and polyamorous !

i am: TAKEN!!! I love my qpr wife sm.. he’s so cool…

ANYWAY BOUNDARIES FOR REQUESTS!!

Fandoms: Dialtown, Dsaf and ✨fnaf✨

will draw: ships, multiple characters, gore (tagged appropriately) most things tbh

will NOT draw: detailed backgrounds, anything explicit (suggestive is fine) fetishes, etc

PLS GIVE ME REQUESTS I LOVE YOUU

I AM A MINOR PLSPLSPLS DONT BE WEIRD

I HAVE ASK BLOGS NOW!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SEND ME ASKS

@askgreenphoney

@ask-harry-fitzgerald

@shattered-screens

[f1nalboys]

So happy your requests are open for the next few days I love your writing! Can I request either a one shot or hcs of Randy being really subby? You can choose which format you'd rather do I just want more sub!Randy fics in the world haha thanks

sub!randy my literal beloved :,) thank you sm for sending in a req and wahhh thank u sm for enjoying my writing!!!!! it means so much seriously :,))) i hope you enjoy this!!!!

WORD COUNT: 673

WARNINGS: nsfw, dom!reader, sub!randy, teasing, begging, randy might cry just a smidge, edging (but like barely), implication of overstimulation, kinda sorta proofread per usual

“Please?” Randy asks, swallowing back a whine as he attempts to lift his hips. You grin, still hovering above his aching cock, not letting him push himself in another inch. Feeling the tip of his cock throb inside you, you know that in any other circumstance you’d break, sinking down onto him and letting out the moan you’ve been holding back, but he just looked too good like this. Too sweet, too pathetic, too needy. “Baby, Y/N, please-”

“Shhh,” you say and he squeezes his lips shut, doing his best to listen. He was stressed today, too many things going on in his head to even think about bossing you around. It was a welcome change in dynamic when you laid him down on the bed, your soft but demanding movements easing his mind. But now he was stripped naked with just the tip of his cock inside you and you weren’t moving and he was desperate, his hips bucking upwards pathetically every so often. “You trust me, don’t you, Ray?”

He nods quickly, his tongue wetting his swollen lips, his blue eyes brimming with unshed tears. You drag a finger down his pink cheeks, smiling softly at him. Your knees were beginning to burn from your position but if you shifted your weight at all you’d sink further down onto him. “I-I trust you, I love you, I swear,” he begs, his freckled chest heaving underneath you. “Please, I…I wanna feel you, I wanna cum.” He swallows heavily. “God, please don’t make me beg.”

“But you sound so pretty when you do,” you tease, your finger trailing down his neck to his chest. He shivers under your touch, a whine stuck in his throat, before you tilt your head looking down at him. “You want this really bad, don’t you?”

“Yes.”

“Then ask nicely.”

Randy’s eyes flutter shut and a moan rips through his throat as you sink down a little bit lower on his cock. “Fuck! Fuck, Y/N, please, I need you to ride me.” He whimpers, his breath coming in waves, his eyebrows stitched into pleasure at the small amount of pleasure you gave him. “God, I-I could cum right now, just, fuck, just please fuck me, I swear I’ll be a good boy, okay?”

He waits, his bottom lip tucked between his teeth, and a single tear slips down his cheek. You coo, wiping it away with your thumb. “Good job, baby,” you murmur, pressing your lips to his forehead. “Now be a good boy and cum, okay?” With your final whispered words you sink down onto his cock, taking him inside you until your ass is against his thighs. 

Randy’s eyes widen before rolling into the back of his head, his back arching and his hands grabbing onto your hips, nails digging into your flesh. “I-I’m cumming, holy fuck, thank you,” he whines as he thrusts up inside you, pushing himself as far inside you as he could as he cums.

You bite your lip to stifle a moan as he rocks his hips against you, making sure he gets out every drop, before he relaxes against the bed, his eyes closed as he catches his breath. “Was that good?” You ask and he nods, a dopey smile on his face as he loosens his grip on your waist.

“So good, Y/N. Thank you.” He opens his eyes, the pink of his cheeks making the blue pop. You grin. Randy whines, hissing as you begin to rock your hips against him, the overstimulation starting to set in.” “Wh-what are you doing?” He chokes out as you ride him, pathetic gasps slipping through his lips.

“What’s it look like I’m doing?” You hum, picking up your pace with a smug grin on your face. “I’m making you feel good. Now relax,” you let out a breathy moan as you rest your hand on his chest to help with your movements, your head rolling to the side in pleasure. “And let me take care of you, okay?”

[crabonfire]

I’m usually on the tf2 spectrum of things… BUT HOLY SHIT MAN ITS THE SPECTACULAR SPODERMAN OH MY GAWD-

ehm. So i would like to request something! How about some Flash Thompson x shy around a lot of people reader? But reader is more happy/expressive with less people around??? and then they slowly realizing they are both falling in love hc’s? I’m sorry cuz like, Flash is so 💗💗💗

Tssm! Flash and a shy reader!

dawg I fucking love flash sm 😭 I love dumb jocks with big hearts (he's a little bit of a bitch but he's not thay bad guys)

character: Tssm Flash Thompson

note: ALSO I'm not a shy person myself??? I'm far from it actually lmfao but I'll try my best to write it

warnings: none :)!

♡Flash Thompson♡

• So he never noticed you, even after all your years of being in the same class with him but you never really stuck out. It wasn't until Hobie Brown introduced you to him, and he kind of found you cute.

But unfortunately at first he found you a bit boring. You didn't talk much, what was there to you anyway?

During social conversations in the group, you'd always just laugh or nod along, anytime you reply it'd be short or subtle. It wasn't until the both of you went home late after school that he decided to talk to you, walk with you home since you both lived on the same block.

• "Hey, uh, what's your name again?"

"Oh uh...Y/N."

"Right. Don't blame me for not remembering. you're like a wall when it comes to conversation."

He chuckled, then quieted down when he saw you didn't laugh along.

"Since I'm so nice, I'll walk you home. Your down this block too right?"

"Yeah."

"Knew it, I see you here a lot you know. Whyd you never talk to me?"

"...Well, uh..."

There's an awkward pause.

"...I don't know actually. Its hard to explain."

"Oh. Well, okay weirdo."

You turn to him again as you walk, with furrowed eyebrows, a little offended.

"What? I don't mean it in a bad way."

"Really? How is weirdo not a bad thing."

"Geez I don't know," He laughs, "I expected you to have some long answer, you paused for a long time I thought it was some deep geek stuff or something."

You smiled at that, finally a smile.

"...Your fault for assuming."

• The rest of the walk was surprisingly really nice, he spoke to you more over...Well, anything really! It was fun to talk to you, to his surprise. You had so much to say, it was such a different experience from when you'd just nod along to what the group said.

• "No way." Flash said, an amused grin on his face as you told him a story in such a dramatic way. Hands being used to convey more emphasis, making the mood feel like you guys have been friends forever.

You continued with a laugh, "Yeah! It was so funny, he literally walked around with a huge hole in his pants and the most serious expression on his face- like this!" You shifted your expression to something so incredibly stupid. He burst into laughter, echoing through the neighbourhood.

• From then you two really hit it off. Walking home alone became a regular thing, and he'd even ask you to more personal group things, something the others in the group would've never expected from an asshole like Flash.

• It wasn't until he became more touchy with you, having an arm wrapped around your shoulder to be more protective or looking at you and listening to intensely, is when they all realized he had the fattest crush on you.

And, they could also tell you felt the same way.

Because whenever you two were together, they'd see the way you'd laugh so loudly, grinning with the sweetest and most excited smile. Oh boy, you two were head over heels for each other.

"I guess you could say that was...un-EGGspected."

Flash snorted, shaking his head with a small smile. "That might be your worst joke yet, Y/N."

• When Sally saw that conversation she KNEW yall liked each other like it was so obvious Flash usually replies to bad jokes with Sarcastic remarks but he actually SNORTED at that.

• Randy approached him one day,

"So, when are you gonna ask them out?"

He grinned in confusion, "What? Them who?"

Randy smiled, "Y/N. You've hung around them a lot."

His cheeks went a little red, raising his shoulders defensively and laughing nervously.

"What? No way-I don't like them like that. They're a geek! I pity them."

Randy gave him a look, crossing his arms. It was quiet, Flash was putting the pieces together in his head. He can admit, you two have been spending a lot of time together, and yeah, he does love it whenever you laugh or smile at him with that cute grin, maybe he likes the way he can make you blush so easily when you guys are in big groups, and yeah maybe, he wants to kiss you.

Oh.

OH!

His eyes widened in realisation, making Randy crack a smile. He simply pat him on the shoulder, "Goodluck man. Hope they say yes." Then he walks away, leaving him standing there stiffly and unresponsive.

• I think you realized you liked him back when he would actually listen to you, and when he would tell you such sweet things without even realizing it. There would be moments where his voice was softer somehow, quieter, and he was so serious in these moments.

When you were upset over something he'd listen, a hand rubbing your back as you'd cry. He never knew how to deal with people that cried, so it always started out so awkward with him. But he'd listen, give you a hug, and actually help.

That's something he usually never did. Listen. He never listened to people, but it was you. Of course he'd listen.

• The fact he was an ass to most but really cared about you I guess...that's one of the things that made you fall for him.

But do you have enough confidence to tell him? And does he know you like him back?

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haha cliff hanger 🤣🤣🤣🤣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯

if you wanna see the confession scene yall have to wait I got like 7 requests to get through 💀