#i love piggy SOOOO much

[hiwelcometothemonstersancturary]

So are we going to see the Critters in the Salvation Route story rescued or is that happening off screen?

They're going to be found right after Angel leaves the Factory, so it's not them doing that rescue, but they will join the found family.

I have a little surprise regarding them, actually :3

[the-knife-consumer]

fINALLY BOKOBLIN APPRECIATION

[tangyangie]

What do you think Karma would react if his s/o sat on his lap?

— 𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐘. 𝄪

notes. uh oh !! i hate him (i love him but AUGH he's so annoying)

OHMYGOD he's such an asshole.

he's probably the reason why you're sitting in his lap in the first place. you're about to sit next to him when he just pulls you and plops you down onto his lap.

or, you could've done this on your own.

probably makes a 'tsk tsk tsk' noise and shakes his head playfully. then proceeds to tease the life out of you.

makes eye contact. looooots of eye contact and an innocent-looking smile that's spouting (not-so-innocent) words.

does whatever it takes to get you flustered. if you try get up to leave, he just wraps his arms tight around you and buries himself in your chest.

or, you might not have the ability to leave in the first place. that's a definite possibility—he probably holds you in place with a very firm grip. he's strong, we all know this very well...

so, there's almost no chance of you getting to escape.

anyways, he's definitely surprised if you initiate this. he doesn't show it on his face, but if he had less control of his facial features, his eyebrows would be near the moon and his mouth would be in the core of the earth.

after he thinks he's done making fun of you (for now...) he'll probably give you a kiss. short, but lingering.

he's so unpredictable, though—there's so much he could do from this point.

he might suddenly stand up and throw you onto his back to give you a piggy-back ride. he might cradle you in his arms like a baby while continuing to make fun of you. he might toss you onto the couch and bury you with pillows (and kisses).

point is, he does soooo much to be extra and annoy you. but... he does let you know he loves you a lot !!

notes. guys i think i'm going crazy i have literally so many little dreamland scenarios in my head of all my favs. (they're the only thing that gets me through school so i don't want them to go i'll stay crazy)

i think i'm kinda getting back into the groove of things...

[hetacon]

I know you've asked for Ravioli/Legend art prompts at the moment, but I'm craving seeing more Wild and Twilight hurt/comfort in your sweet art style lol so I had to ask, just in case you get inspired at a later date (no pressure I hope! 💙). Could I just ask for a sweet hug between them, or a piggy back ride, or Twilight watching Wild with resigned concern while he's stuck in a vision? :3 I just love their relationship soooo much and your beautiful art of Twilight sewing and his soft smile as Wild sits wrapped around his arm makes me tear up so much ahhhhhhh anyway much love to you dear, I'm honestly happy to see any art you create and give to us lol so thanks for reading my derpy rambling either way xD

How about all three? :)))

I will literally never turn down requests for the Wolf Siblings (or Wolf Trio), even if I’m not actively asking for requests! The two of them make me so soft, I love them so much and Twilight taking care of Wild is my favorite thing in the whole wide world! 🥺 And I’m glad I held on to this ask for a little bit before I started working on it, but the explanation for why is a little long so I’ll put it under the cut

These drawings actually ended up being extra special because the first two were my last pieces of 2024 and the third is my first piece of 2025!! What a wonderful way to close out one year and start the next!

(Also thank you so much for the compliments on my art, I’m so glad you like that drawing of Twilight sewing and Wild holding on to him ☺️)

So a little bit of Stan Lore for y’all, I have two siblings: my younger sister who’s a couple years younger than me (who I’ve mentioned before) and my older sibling who’s 7 years older than me, who’s been living on their own for about 8 years after they graduated college. The reason I haven’t mentioned my older sibling before is because I’m no longer on speaking terms with them, and part of this is due to the guy they recently married, the short explanation being that both my sister and I don’t trust him and he gives me bad vibes. My current relationship with my older sibling is actually one of the reasons that Twilight and Wild’s bond means so much to me but that’s a story for another day

Anyways, last Christmas, my older sibling and their husband didn’t come over for our family’s usual get-together, much to my sister and I’s relief, but this most recent Christmas they unfortunately did and so I barely interacted with anyone this year because I didn’t want to risk potentially getting trapped in a conversation with either of them, and I even snuck out of the house for an hour to go on a walk with one of my friends. Their husband even being in my house freaks me out and I’ve had more than one panic attack about just the thought of it so I knew that I needed something to get me through us hosting Christmas dinner this year, and I decided Wild and Twilight art was the perfect thing! Luckily it worked, drawing art of my favorite boys helped me calm down and grounded me! So all that is to say, thank you for sending me this request, I really needed it 💜

[claireborowski]

Man last night was so great, got so wasted and drank soooo much. Wish I could do this all the time. But now I'm starving..and food is a bit slim around my house..hmm...what to do.

And was kind of convinced, fuck that dumb voice of reason hehehe. Time to get turned into a stupid fat hog for everyone to tease and humiliate. I want to be a piggy so bad. Want to become so massive and huge that even moving limbs is a chore in itself. So why don't you all help me out hmm? I know it'll be worth your time~

You'd just love to ruin a perfectly fit cutie like me and turn me into something massive. Unable to be recognized by anyone. Just a pile of fat lard. I want my body ruined. So why don't you all help me? I'll make sure it's worth your labor and efforts. I'll be your perfect piggy. You wanna see me struggle to do anything, having to stay at home and be lazy, dumb, and pathetic. My brain turned to mush hundreds of pounds ago.

Only think I can say is oinks and squeals. Or moos if you prefer. Killing my brain with weed and alcohol and all that beautiful mind corruption. Drunk almost all the time, borderline briming to explode from how full I'll be. I know you want this, don't be shy to indulge into a project of a piggy. I promise to make it worth it.

So come on..hit me up. I've been waiting for you.

[fetishfairytales2]

“Your Lucky Day…” (Heather)

Awww, look at my widdle sissy slut all tied up and looking soooo cute! Oh, Princess Pampers, you're such a pretty little girl, aren't you? But why are you crying, girlie? You look like such an adorable baby bimbo in your little school girl outfit! Don’t even get me started on your penis paci, I know you just love all 6” of it! Aww, don't be embarrassed, cupcake! Mommy put so much effort into making you look like the perfect little sissy whore. And I just love how those piggy tails make you look like such a brat! So freakin' precious!

Now, I know you've been trying so hard to be s good girl for Mommy! My poor sissy girl has been locked up in that tiny pink chastity cage for like, ever! But today is your lucky day, sissy! Today's the day you finally get to cum! Can you believe it? Aww, don't look so happy yet, dumbass. You're not gonna be cumming in just anything. No, no, no! Mommy has a special treat for her widdle sissy. Ta-da! Look what I have here...

Heather reveals a fleshlight

Hehe, do you know what this is, my widdle dumb baby? It's Daddy Conner's old fleshlight! He doesn't need this anymore because he has me to fuck, duh! But guess what? Daddy was so nice to you, Brandi, that he agreed to spend the last month jerking off into this bad boy without cleaning it out! Isn't that, like, totally thoughtful?

And you know what else? I even helped him jerk off a few times because I knew my widdle sissy would be so excited for her gift! That’s right baby girl! While you’ve been so desperate to shoot that little sissy load, Daddy was fucking me and this! We both worked hard to fill this thing with Daddy’s real man protein, just for you, Cupcake. Aww, don't cry! It's not like you deserve real pussy!

So here's the deal, sissy slut. The only way you're gonna cum today is if you use Daddy's fleshlight. That's right, you're gonna stick your tiny sissy clitty in here and I’m gonna stroke it nice and slow while you watch this fun video of me and Daddy fucking! Can you imagine how humiliating that's gonna be for you? Getting off to the sight of a real man pounding my tight pussy while you little cocklett is soaking in his jizz! Haha!

You know what else? That's not even the best part! After you make your little sissy squirties, you're gonna drink every single load of Daddy's cum that's in this fleshlight. That's right, you're gonna swallow it all like a hungry little slut.

So, are you ready for your special treat, Brandi? It's finally time to have that pathetic little dribble you’ve been begging me for! Remember, this is the only way you're gonna cum today. So you better enjoy it, you little bitch! Now stick your tiny dick in here and thank Mommy for being so thoughtful!

[anyasathenaeum]

Hello it’s me (I’m the problem it’s me!) again! I would like to pretty please request headcanons for trigun Vash Milly and Wolfwood helping reader with joint pain pls and thank you you lovely soul :D have a lovely day! ((And yes I do also have a massive crush on Milly she’s the beeeest!!))

A/N: HI FRIEND, YES OF COURSE I CAN WRITE THESE FOR YOU! You're also the very first person to request Milly (WHICH I LOVE YOU FOR), I NEED MORE MILLY REQUESTS I LOVE HER! Sorry these are short but there are more characters this time :P

Vash the Stampede

I feel like Vash actually experiences joint pain too, so this man absolutely understands where you're coming from

Like he definitely gets stiff and pained joints, I feel like his knees specifically for some reason? Or his shoulders, especially his left one due to the weight of his prosthetic.

Vash would be able to tell you're in pain, likely even before you register it yourself - he can read you like a book

"Awww, (Y/N), are you okay? Here, let me help you!"

He'd be there with any and everything that you know helps you with your joint pain

Heating pads? Check, he made you one himself! Pain meds? Check, he's got em in his pocket for you. Distraction? Check, he's already cuddling you.

Vash would just be there to help you in every possible way because he knows what it is to be you

He's there to comfort you and help however he can, and he does it with a soft and gentle smile on his face that never falters

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

Okay, hear me out, Wolfwood at first? Doesn't give a damn what kind of pain you're feeling

He's lowkey kinda rude about it at first, just being like

"Damn, (Y/N), just suck it up already, you're fine."

However, when the pain doesn't just go away, and when Wolfwood realizes what you have is likely something chronic, he softens and becomes nicer to you

"Here," he'd grumble before handing you a warm pack, much to your surprise, "Found this. Should help you."

If you thank him, he'll blush a bit and brush you off, not wanting to come across soft to you

But let's be real - he's SO soft for you already, he's a sucker for anything related to you

He's the kind of person who'd do everything behind the scenes, you know? Like you'll end up with pain meds and everything, but you won't know who organized it all or got it all to you (it's Wolfwood, 110%, he just doesn't want you to know it)

Milly Thompson

MY GIRL MILLY

I love this girl so much my God

She'd be the SWEETEST

"Oh? Are you hurting, (Y/N)? Here, let me go get things that will make you feel better, okay?"

She's SO eager to help you, and she won't hesitate to literally carry you wherever you wanna go, regardless of which joint is hurting you

Like you're being bridal carried or fireman carried or piggy-back carried wherever you wanna go, whether you like it or not

You're being cared for by Milly Thompson, which means, you do not lift a finger!

Milly would absolutely REFUSE to hear anything about you doing stuff that might worsen your pain.

"Ah, ah, ah! None of that, (Y/N), you need to rest!"

She'd baby you SOOOO much and just wanna ensure you're in as little pain as possible (Yes please, I lowkey have a crush on Milly can you tell?)

[jezabatlovesbats]

Soooo… I heard about @bumpkin-bug’s MCSMtober challenge. Since I participated in an October event for Unikitty two years ago, why wouldn’t I do one for my other favorite thing ever?

Today’s prompt calls for Reuben, the bravest, most heroic pig who ever lived. And also, Jesse’s best friend. You know what time it is now! It’s time to start heading down Memory Lane.

Reuben wasn’t my all-time favorite character in the game, but me and my brother still really liked the little fella. Back in late 2015, we were only able to play the first three episodes on the disc we had. I don’t remember whether we were able to actually play Episode 4 before or after we watched others play it on YouTube, but what I do remember was that when Reuben bravely sacrificed himself, my brother was CRUSHED. We were at my MawMaw’s house (which is now our house), and he was lying on the couch and sobbing. Say what you want about how that sequence plays out and all, but it really did it to him.

In Episode 2 of Season 2, after the prismarine colossus stomped on Reuben’s memorial monument, I would always try to use the prismarine blocks to my advantage when rebuilding it in all of my playthroughs. How does it look in my latest one?

(This is from April of 2023, by the way.)

I’ve seen many comments that were basically people begging for Reuben to come back. One even asked for him to return as, quote-unquote, “a friendly zombie pigman.” And, every single time I saw comments like those, I always thought… no. Whatever emotional impact anyone got from Reuben’s sacrifice, him somehow coming back is going to undo all of it and make his death completely pointless.

There was also one time when I had my mom guess the MC:SM characters, and she guessed Reuben’s name as Wilbur, so… that happened.

Reuben, you are deeply missed. We love you so, so much. Soar high, you wonderful piggy.

There’ll definitely be more to come all this month!

[cryingpariah]

Urpi: *handing Nemo back to Buggy* Well, dear, I've inundated this baby with as much Peek-a-boo, Pattycake, So Big, Got Your Nose, This Little Piggy, Giddy-Up-Giddy-Up Whoa and Feather Storm I could pack into three and a half hours. He should be very sleepy by now.

Buggy: Feather Storm?

Urpi: It's a Shandian game where we scatter our shed feathers onto our kids and pretend they're in a blizzard. Dragon used to love that game! 😊

THATS SOOOO CUTE 😭😭😭

The next time Urpi comes to visit Buggy makes it a point to observe this new game, he’s a clown after all! A king of all games!

It was easily some of the sugary sweet antics he has ever been witness to, he wouldn’t be surprised if he got a cavity after all is said and done.

Urpi leans over Nemo cooing little self telling him (with all the seriousness in the world) that there had been a special weather update! They had to be very careful because any moment there could be a…

“SNOWSTORM!”

She then proceeded to toss a couple dozen soft white feathers into the area! Nemo giggles and coos up his own storm that only ramps up as Urpi begins rapidly tapping her fingers all over his little body, claiming that the chill of freak storm was getting him!

Eventually she scoops the little Seraphim into her embrace as he softly snuggles, exhausted from all the fun. She tells him the storm had now passed as she holds him close and tight.

[el-buzz]

📚 Cg! Clay HCS!!! 💚🎶

Aggagaggaggag first hc list I do EVERRR (so please be kind (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) /💗💗)

Cg! Clay x Agere! Reader!!

pretty much gender neutral!!

Cw: caps lock (just me having happy outbursts), um lotsa author notes and commentary I just wanna talk about him and about how he would be as a cg :ccc, also this is incredibly self indulgent

Also there was no proof reading ☠️

(Crossposted on ao3 @Soft_Buzz!! oh and I’ll update this if I get a new hc idea)

Anyways here you go 💚:

•nicknames for you: kiddo, baby, bubba, bubba wubba (he’s squeezing your cheeks and baby talking you 😭😭), prince/princess/ lil highness/royal, and a number of other sweet nicknames or any that you prefer!

•he would be suuuuuch a sweet and doting caregiver waaaaaaah but he would definitely ensue rules for you! Calm and Strict(ish) cg! Clay would pull up to make sure you are safe and healthy even if you are feeling big!!

•he’d hate to see you hurt or sick, but he’d do everything thing in his power to nurse you back to health :]!

•Clay would definitely provide his kiddo with healthy snack or with fruit or veggie cups!

•Although Clay’s sorta strict he can be soooo soft he always want to hold you, whether it’s your hand/pinkie or cuddle up with you.

•You are his battery and he wants to recharge.

* HE WOULD SOOOO READ TO YOUUUU AHHH he loooooves reading so ofc he’d love to share that interest with his little one

• (please it’s the cutest thing ever)

• imagine him beside you with a book open (he has his reading glasses on :3) and as he reads, he gives all the different characters different voices and will always put emotion into his reading voice, which always leads to you giggling or you gasping in surprise.

• One time you insisted that you were big enough for his sad book club and that you wouldn’t become a big puddle of tears so he gave you Charlotte’s Web to read.

• You were a mess. You didn’t stop being sad for the next couple of HOURS (yes this is a reference to that JD fan art ifykyk☠️)

• Clay had to give you so many hugs, cuddles, and kisses to make up for it. He thought it’d be funny, but he sorta forgot how emotional of a little one you can be.

• “I’m so so sorry baby.” *kiss* “How can I make it up to you?? I’ll do anything”

• oh you’d grin a that. You choose to either do dress up WITH make up or draw on his face and mess around with his hair. AND ice cream.

• You took soooo many pictures (and you may or may have not shared them with Viva, Poppy, and his brothers) Clay says he hates you for it, but secretly believes it was so worth it to see that sparkle in your eyes

• he bought you a piggy and a spider (with little bb spiders) stuffie. Even if you have arachnophobia, you hugged those stuffies while crying happy tears. You gave him a tight hug which he softly returned and gave you a forehead kiss.

• (This whole event was also the birth of your happy scrapbook club!! (even though it just you :} ) )

• You and Clay will just sit together while reading different things. Him with some well recognized and praised novel or book and you with a happy lil scrapbook in your hands!

• I’d also like to think he has a puppet character like Bandit does with unicorse! (Maybe a dragon but that just me :])

• (Clay and Branch be matching with their ventriloquism skills lol)

• If you seem to be clumsy or fall often he starts to develop a sort of spider sense for it and will catch you before disaster happens

• OKOK I know this is gonna sound random buuuut I believe Clay is the type to carry lollipops, and sometimes other candy, around. Idk like I can just picture him a with a lollipop in his mouth trying to look all serious/mysterious and nonchalant LOL

• ANYWAYS back to the Agere stuff

• I think that after completing a task or being good, Clay would def give his kiddo a lollipop as a treat!! that orrrrr if his kiddo seems to be regressing in public and they really want/need a paci or just something to fixate on then boom!!! Lollipop! :D

• Talking about rewards

• This man would sooooo spoil you!! you’re his treasure and he wants you to know it!!

• He’ll either get you food you’ve been craving or a stuffed animal/little gear orrrr both!!

• (Because of the two of you, you now have a chest fuuuull of stuffies Woops💧)

• You always try to show your appreciation by giving him small handmade gifts!! A lil pop up card, bead bracelets (you definitely have matching bracelets), even something crocheted/knitted, and pretty much any arts n crafts you can make!

• Now onto funny business ( •̀ - • )!

• so ofc when it first came to having fun and being playful with you he was bit scared

• can you blame him???

• He’d spent A LOT of time trying to get rid/away from the tittle of being the fun boy

• Ofc through lot of reassurance you let him know that he can have fun and play with you and still be a very serious caregiver!

• you help him understand that being funny and silly every once in a while doesn’t hurt and that he should try to find a balance that work for him! Which he eventually does :D!!

• I like to believe that he’d be great at playing pretend and hide and seek!

• “Worry not your highness!! You will protect you from the dragon!” (It’s one of your plushies)

• “Wherever could my kiddo be?? They must have turned invisible!!” (he can hear your giggles which just makes his smile wider)

• Although he really tries to be there for you, he’s a reaaaally busy man :((( but he still tries to spend time with you through parallel play! While he’s doing his grown up paperwork, you get to colooor!! (or draw or scrapbook or anything really) as long you promise to be good and not distract him

• (plus the sooner he’s done the sooner he can give you all his attention! so it’s a win-win situation :D)

• Actually if you were feeling extra lil you’d just get a paper and scribble on it with crayon trying to copy Clay’s mannerisms (when he sees this he’s physically holding himself back from just picking you up, cradling you, and just babying you waaaah you’re gonna be the end of him)

• oh and he would sooo keep your little artworks in his working area (they bring a sweet smile to his face and warm his soul you’re the best kiddo he could have ever asked for)

• You also get to have cuddles while he works! Sometimes he’ll just sit you on his lap with a stuffie or two while he wraps an arm around you and litters your head or face with kisses!

• Now onto not so funny business ૮๑ˊᯅˋ๑ა

• sometimes Clay’ll have a rough or tiring day :((

* and that’s okk caregivers have their moments too!

• He’ll usually want to cuddle with you and hold you close. (You are his stuffie :D)

• He might even tickle you or blow raspberries on your tummy (if you give him permission ofc!!) which often leaves you with a giggling and squirming fit.

• He just loves seeing you laugh and smile (especially if it’s him who made you happy :] you just brighten his day so much sometimes)

• One time he was just so tired and just laying down on the couch and then you brought one stuffie to him and then two till you pretty much had him buried under almost all of your stuffies!!

* You then proceeded to lay on top of him, and Clay just sticks both arms out from under the pile while smiling softly with his eyes closed.

• Let’s just say you guys woke up with stuffed animals scattered eeeeeverywhere

• If you’re a kiddo/baby who tends to get overwhelmed easily, he’ll get you some noise canceling/dampening headphones and just wraps you in a soft blanket like a little burrito.

• He’ll also either get you an eye mask or will lower the lights if he can. (And if you’re feeling lil enough then a paci too!!)

• After doing any of this, he’ll just bring you onto his lap and whisper sweet lil nothings to you till you feel better or seem to fall asleep :D!

• would enforce a bed time >:( (he is a very very veeeery serious guy after all)

• but luckily bedtime means a bottle or sippy of sweet sleepy tea and a storyyyy :D!!

• Forehead kisses!! (CALL ME BIASED CAUSE I LOOOOOVE FOREHEAD KISSES but I stand by what I say.

• Oh and if he’s ever gonna to be very busy for the day and he won’t be able to take care of his kiddo, he’d ask Viva to help him take care of you!!

• Plus who doesn’t love babysitter Viva??? She’s so energetic and fun with you, but she’ll definitely tone it down for you 💛

• she’s also super strong so she’ll definitely carry you or give you a piggy back ride if you ask :>!

• She also give you lots of candies and sugary foods but shhhhh don’t tell Clay itsa secret (but I think the sugar rush/crash you have when he picks you up from Viva’s tells him more than enough

• (I feel like he would trust all his brothers with you (especially Bruce) except JD 😭😭)

• He would sooooo grab your cheeks and squeeze them like he did to Branch when first seeing him again

• Expect him to do that whenever he just wants to dote on you and baby you even if you’re feeling bigger than usual he just loves youuuu! 💚💚💚

In summary: I need this man bc he is the bestest boyfriend and caregiver ever!!

Final notes!:

I love likes but comments and reposts are greatly appreciate (I love to talk if you can’t tell) type something out and let me know what you think 💗💗

If anybody would like to use any of the hcs/scenarios for a fanfic tots fine with me just don’t forget to tag me for credit and so I can see it :DD!!

[growmydarling]

I really have given in to my gluttony, I couldn’t help but stuff my belly day after day. I’ve become so fat, unhealthy and lazy but I love it so much! I’m addicted to food, I really can’t save myself from my piggy desires 🐷

your stretch marks are soooo cute 😭 such a good feedee eating like a hog and getting all plump, lookat that. your appetite is obviousm everyone knows you're getting fat because of how you just can't help yourself!!

[nachosforfree]

You did the entire syndicate soooo cool. Techno was super fun, with the fishnets, the shortened cloak, and the French noble shirt with black shorts, whole outfit was undeniably techno, but also unique. I love how you did the feet and hands and gave him freckles and glasses and managed to add so much piggy and fluffy without removing the giant murder machine. 1/4

❤️❤️❤️❤️ I absolutely loved drawing the syndicate and playing with their designs and I'm so so glad people loved them just as much as me

[bimbo-travel-blog]

Hi, I was looking for somewhere to relax for a week after a stressful semester and noticed one of your towns pig farms had a spare cabin and apparently a spa. I was wondering what sort of beauty treatments they offered as the brochure didn't go into much detail?

Oh baby cakes it just transformational there’s no other werd for it.

I mean for real as members of the tourism department we get free visits to all the facilities in town, and let me tell yew the girls that go to The Serene Sow Spa don’t werk here long. Lol, I mean those girls get Dumb!

So jelly. I gotta write all day 😡 it’s the worst.

Anywho baby blue. We’re talking about you! Lol that’s so true! Haha anywho… what Wuz ah talkin’ bout?

Oh yeah!

Spa Day!!!

Haha soooo glad you’re comin’ to stay! I Mean visit!

First thing after check in is a quick two hour relaxation session in the spa. While your bags are brought to your cabin you’re sitting in a salon chair with a pair of cute pink headphones snug over your ears. Binaural beats, soothing music, and the subtle sound of piggy squeals will leave you feeling dazed and relaxed. (Relax and listen to the beat. Relax and sink into your seat. You don’t even have to think. Being a pig is your kink.)

After that you’re treated to a lovely meal in the spa’s restaurant. Delicious food filled, loaded and overflowing with all the chemicals needed to plump yew up and dumb you down! And dang are those headphones still on? Lol your forgot all about them! That’s okay they’re so comfortable and the way they make your head feel is soooooo nice. (Pigs like you know what to do. Pigs like you chew chew chew. Getting full is so much fun! You’ll be wet by the time you’re done.)

After you’ve gorged yourself to your satisfaction, it’s time for a relaxing massage. Just lay there while one of our experts has their way with your body. Kneading the tension out of your muscles. (Being touched is good and right. I let anyone touch me without a fight. Hands on me make me hot. Even when they rub places they should not.)

Finally you end your day with a nice soak in our therapeutic mud bath. Relax with a mud mask, and limitless margaritas! Let our mud soften your skin, shrink your pores, and erase any blemishes that might be making you unfuckable! All the while our mud mask helps turn your nose into a cute upturned snout, though you’ll probably not notice much of a difference on your first night, especially if you’re on your third marg!!! (It feels so good to play in the mud. Soaking in the mud makes me happy. In the mud is where I belong. In the mud I wish I was stuck. In the mud is where I fuck.)

Then we hose you down with warm water and send you stumbling to your cabin. Don’t worry about your clothes, we got you a robe and slippers. Oh and are those darn headphones still on? Well you look so cute with them, why don’t you just keep them on for the night? By now you’re used to the fun buzzing, used to how hard it makes it to think, how comforting the subtle oinks and squeals it feeds you are.

Then the night is yours bitch.

Most piggies spend it masturbating. Which is always a correct choice for a Bimburough Bimbo. But others choose to raid the mega-fridge stocked with complimentary eats and treats. Maybe drive to town for dinner if you think you can still drive in a straight now. If not the cops might take you in for driving while hypnotized!

Whatever you do you’ll be lulled to sleep by your favorite headphones as they spend the whole night reinforcing all the lessons you’ve learned that day. (Thinking is hard, eating is good. Relax and eat. Touching is good. Crave touch. Mud is good. Crave mud. It’s good to be touched in the mud. It’s hard to thinking when you’re eating. It’s hard to think when you’re being touch. It’s hard to think in the mud. Not thinking makes you horny…)

And that’s just day one!

More to cum, but I’ve written soooooo many words! I need to fuck!

[bigtreefest]

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You wake up and immediately try to go back to sleep. The sugar hangover is hitting hard and fast. It's not fair, you didn't even have that much candy!

Grousing you curl up even more under the covers but startle when you realize Curtis isn't there. You start pouting because you could really use his cuddles and strong arms to help you out.

You sniffle and that's when you catch a whiff of your favorite tea.

"I know you're awake, Sweetheart," Curtis softly says. "I've got your tea ready here by the bed for you and I'm gonna go and cook us up some breakfast to help with that hangover. Is that okay?"

You peek out from underneath the pile of blankets and he smiles warmly. "Want cuddles," you pout.

"Okay," he nods before getting back into bed. "And when you're ready, I'll get us breakfast."

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-Zombie

@thezombieprostitute this is so sweet!🥹

Soooo realistic, too. Just wanna be cuddled up in the blankies!! Give Curtis little grabby hands!! Everything about this was perfect. My tea!! And his soft voice when he hears me sniffle!!

Plus his little smile when I finally peek out from under the covers. 🥺 I love that he’s amused and happily indulges by slipping back between the sheets. Until my tummy grumbles. You think he’ll let me piggy back while he cooks?

[thegamingcatmom]

Hiiii,, soooo, how do you think the sisters would react when MC wanted to do something nice for either one of them, but it all blows up in MCs face. Like, everything goes wrong?

I've got a few ideas, but I want to hear your thoughts.

😏

Honestly?

(That gif is perfect for them.)

They´d be swooning because their mate´s done something nice for them, how could they not swoon?? They don´t give a damn whether it works/looks as intended in the end. It´s the thought that matters, even Kate understands that. 😏

In fact, I think they´d be more charmed if it didn´t work out as planned because can MC get any more precious??

I guess the best way to describe them would be:

Oh...honey-

Because MC´s all huffy and puffy, crossing her arms and muttering under her breath in utter annoyance and frustration (at herself). So, yknow-

The turns have tabled.

(Usually it´s her wives exhibiting that behavior.)

In other words:

She looks every bit like a grumpy toddler.

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Btw: Since you haven´t specified what that "something" MC has done for the sisters should be, I just went with something she´s crafted herself. (Like a vase with the sisters initials or something. Perhaps the date of their very first meeting too. 🤭)

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Tanya Denali:

can´t hold back her smirk

(not that she´s trying)

yknow, the one where only one corner of her mouth lifts

(ye, the sexy one)

also can´t refrain from teasing a lil bit

just a smidge

eyes glowing and all

"Someone has discovered their artistic streak, it seems..."

(because, whatever MC has attempted to do, the result is rather unrecognizable)

cue MC becoming even huffier and puffier

cue Tanya becoming even more of a tease

"I do appreciate the artistic freedom. Very...abstract."

right, MC´s done now, about to leave out the door in utmost indignation-

well, she planned to

the hand taking a hold of hers stopped her

"I am merely teasing, poppet..."

wrapping her arms around a still pouting MC

starting to sway them from side to side

"You are too precious..."

pecking her lips

again

and again

and again

until MC can't hold back her smile anymore

causing Tanya to beam back at her

"Thank you, my love. I adore it..."

she means it

Kate Denali:

she´s a tease as well

but in a different way

meaning: in a more straightforward way

as in: she'll list the many things you could still do with that...monstrosity

"How 'bout a footrest?"

"OH! We could store it up the attic with all the other Halloween stuff?"

"If we cut out a portion, we could use it as mailbox."

"Or a piggy bank."

"Now that I think about it...it kinda looks like one, doesn´t it?"

she says it all with a mischievous look on her face, ofc

eyes twinkling and all

then she sees the look on MC´s face

-> 😠

which only makes her grin even more

-> 😠

"Oh cmon, Princezná. Don´t be like that..."

tries to wind her arms around a still very grumpy MC

only for MC to refuse, huffing and puffing, turning her back on her

that works for her too, no problem

slinks up from behind to wrap her arms around MC

lays her chin on MC´s shoulder

sways them from side to side

"You´re sexy when you´re grumpy, yknow that?"

MC: "I´m not grumpy."

also MC: 😤

Kate: "So sexy..."

also MC: *trying real hard to keep that smile off her face indeed*

also Kate: "By the way...I love it."

she means it

Irina Denali:

can´t contain her giggle at the sight

a giggle that is most angelic

so much so that, instead of storming out or being grumpy, MC is just pouty

teary eyes and all

Irina feels bad immediately

"I´m sorry for laughing, baby..."

wraps her arms around MC

tries to catch her gaze

tries even harder when MC refuses

rewards MC with the biggest smile once she does catch her gaze

which prompts MC to smile back

just a smidge

the disappointment over her failed attempt at surprising her wife is still very evident on her face though

"Maličký..."

foreheads are touching

"I love it."

she means it

MC scoffs at that

"Truly. How could I not? You´re the one who made it."

MC is basically putty in her arms now

they stay like that for a while

and a while more

until-

"But...do tell me, sweet girl-"

MC: 👀

"...What is it?"

...

they both break into laughter at that

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Well?

What do yall think has the sisters in such good spirits? What kind of monster has MC created here? 👀

.

Thanks for your ask! 💋

[helixobesity]

🌀 Ring 🌀

• Guess I should put this old journal I got to good use this year! Maybe just day to day worries or fun stuff that happened!

Oh! Speaking of fun for a first entry, I got a letter in the mail and it was my great aunt! Said she was clearing out her attic and found this gorgeous ring, and she sent it over to me! It fits absolutely perfectly, I can’t wait to go out to dinner with it tonight!

• Why does everyone keep saying I look… bigger?

I mean, I’ve just been wearing this new ring, and it’s a little tight sure

And I feel fine

People keep saying I look… fuller?

Is that a compliment? It must be, right!

Right?

• Ok so it’s been a couple days and

I maybe sorta see what people mean…

It’s only been a week and I’ve put on like 10 pounds!

I have no clue how I’ve been eating like normal I swear!

Maybe I should go on that diet I keep talking about doing… it’s still the new year after all

• Wow ok uh, summertime really snuck up on me this year but uh… guess my partner, I mean, ex-partner, wasn’t too happy that I’ve gained, like, nearly 50 pounds this year. I uh, got so winded when we were.. trying stuff together, he said it was a “turn off”… but honestly it just made me more excited. I’ve been getting like that a lot recently, maybe with how my thighs are touching all the time, and the fact I’ve gone up 5 pant sizes has been driving me… what am I saying??

Anyway, His loss though! I’ve been doing everything right! I’ve been dieting, working out, taking the stairs at work, I just… I keep putting on more weight? God this is really hurting my head. When’s my takeout coming?

• Heyyyy diary! Back again, and uhh, I think I’ve gotten kinda.. fat. Oooh feels weird to admit that, everyone keeps saying I’m fat at work! Well, they did before they “fired” me after I ate out the refrigerator, again. And, like, I’ve definitely put on weight. A lot a lot of weight.. idk what’s bigger than 100? That much! But I promise I’m doing everything these stupid diet plans say to do, and my belly just keeps getting bigger and bigger and…

Wow I’m getting super hungry again...

• Diary! I always forget to write in this stupid thing, but my new partner found it while cleaning to go live at their place, and I’m so excited with all the holidays coming! I’m, like, way too big to live on my own now, moving is so hardddd, I’m a big pig! 550 pounds is.. big right? Or.. is it… god I’m starving again, hope my darling gets back soon from getting food. Hang on, did this ring always used to be so shiny… it’s pretty.. and really, like, pink!

• My partner feeds me lots!! I’m soooo happie! They say I’m their, like, good piggy! And it’s soooo hott! I wannas be fatter… way way fatter, I’m so hungry, partner is feeding me as I write this! They even got me a new ring to go with my old one!! And I… I… did I always used to think about food so much? I… wasn’t this fat a year ago. What happened? I… oh god did the ring… Make… me…

Hehe~

What’em I saying? I love food! I wanna be soooo so much fatter, it’s not enough. I gots to be fatter

I gotta eat

I need to be fatter…

So… much fatter…

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