#i love piggy SOOOO much

[hiwelcometothemonstersancturary]

So are we going to see the Critters in the Salvation Route story rescued or is that happening off screen?

They're going to be found right after Angel leaves the Factory, so it's not them doing that rescue, but they will join the found family.

I have a little surprise regarding them, actually :3

[the-knife-consumer]

fINALLY BOKOBLIN APPRECIATION

[tangyangie]

What do you think Karma would react if his s/o sat on his lap?

— 𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐘. 𝄪

notes. uh oh !! i hate him (i love him but AUGH he's so annoying)

OHMYGOD he's such an asshole.

he's probably the reason why you're sitting in his lap in the first place. you're about to sit next to him when he just pulls you and plops you down onto his lap.

or, you could've done this on your own.

probably makes a 'tsk tsk tsk' noise and shakes his head playfully. then proceeds to tease the life out of you.

makes eye contact. looooots of eye contact and an innocent-looking smile that's spouting (not-so-innocent) words.

does whatever it takes to get you flustered. if you try get up to leave, he just wraps his arms tight around you and buries himself in your chest.

or, you might not have the ability to leave in the first place. that's a definite possibility—he probably holds you in place with a very firm grip. he's strong, we all know this very well...

so, there's almost no chance of you getting to escape.

anyways, he's definitely surprised if you initiate this. he doesn't show it on his face, but if he had less control of his facial features, his eyebrows would be near the moon and his mouth would be in the core of the earth.

after he thinks he's done making fun of you (for now...) he'll probably give you a kiss. short, but lingering.

he's so unpredictable, though—there's so much he could do from this point.

he might suddenly stand up and throw you onto his back to give you a piggy-back ride. he might cradle you in his arms like a baby while continuing to make fun of you. he might toss you onto the couch and bury you with pillows (and kisses).

point is, he does soooo much to be extra and annoy you. but... he does let you know he loves you a lot !!

notes. guys i think i'm going crazy i have literally so many little dreamland scenarios in my head of all my favs. (they're the only thing that gets me through school so i don't want them to go i'll stay crazy)

i think i'm kinda getting back into the groove of things...

[claireborowski]

Man last night was so great, got so wasted and drank soooo much. Wish I could do this all the time. But now I'm starving..and food is a bit slim around my house..hmm...what to do.

And was kind of convinced, fuck that dumb voice of reason hehehe. Time to get turned into a stupid fat hog for everyone to tease and humiliate. I want to be a piggy so bad. Want to become so massive and huge that even moving limbs is a chore in itself. So why don't you all help me out hmm? I know it'll be worth your time~

You'd just love to ruin a perfectly fit cutie like me and turn me into something massive. Unable to be recognized by anyone. Just a pile of fat lard. I want my body ruined. So why don't you all help me? I'll make sure it's worth your labor and efforts. I'll be your perfect piggy. You wanna see me struggle to do anything, having to stay at home and be lazy, dumb, and pathetic. My brain turned to mush hundreds of pounds ago.

Only think I can say is oinks and squeals. Or moos if you prefer. Killing my brain with weed and alcohol and all that beautiful mind corruption. Drunk almost all the time, borderline briming to explode from how full I'll be. I know you want this, don't be shy to indulge into a project of a piggy. I promise to make it worth it.

So come on..hit me up. I've been waiting for you.

[fetishfairytales2]

“Your Lucky Day…” (Heather)

Awww, look at my widdle sissy slut all tied up and looking soooo cute! Oh, Princess Pampers, you're such a pretty little girl, aren't you? But why are you crying, girlie? You look like such an adorable baby bimbo in your little school girl outfit! Don’t even get me started on your penis paci, I know you just love all 6” of it! Aww, don't be embarrassed, cupcake! Mommy put so much effort into making you look like the perfect little sissy whore. And I just love how those piggy tails make you look like such a brat! So freakin' precious!

Now, I know you've been trying so hard to be s good girl for Mommy! My poor sissy girl has been locked up in that tiny pink chastity cage for like, ever! But today is your lucky day, sissy! Today's the day you finally get to cum! Can you believe it? Aww, don't look so happy yet, dumbass. You're not gonna be cumming in just anything. No, no, no! Mommy has a special treat for her widdle sissy. Ta-da! Look what I have here...

Heather reveals a fleshlight

Hehe, do you know what this is, my widdle dumb baby? It's Daddy Conner's old fleshlight! He doesn't need this anymore because he has me to fuck, duh! But guess what? Daddy was so nice to you, Brandi, that he agreed to spend the last month jerking off into this bad boy without cleaning it out! Isn't that, like, totally thoughtful?

And you know what else? I even helped him jerk off a few times because I knew my widdle sissy would be so excited for her gift! That’s right baby girl! While you’ve been so desperate to shoot that little sissy load, Daddy was fucking me and this! We both worked hard to fill this thing with Daddy’s real man protein, just for you, Cupcake. Aww, don't cry! It's not like you deserve real pussy!

So here's the deal, sissy slut. The only way you're gonna cum today is if you use Daddy's fleshlight. That's right, you're gonna stick your tiny sissy clitty in here and I’m gonna stroke it nice and slow while you watch this fun video of me and Daddy fucking! Can you imagine how humiliating that's gonna be for you? Getting off to the sight of a real man pounding my tight pussy while you little cocklett is soaking in his jizz! Haha!

You know what else? That's not even the best part! After you make your little sissy squirties, you're gonna drink every single load of Daddy's cum that's in this fleshlight. That's right, you're gonna swallow it all like a hungry little slut.

So, are you ready for your special treat, Brandi? It's finally time to have that pathetic little dribble you’ve been begging me for! Remember, this is the only way you're gonna cum today. So you better enjoy it, you little bitch! Now stick your tiny dick in here and thank Mommy for being so thoughtful!

[outro-jo]

dating kim mingyu

pairing: kim mingyu x reader

type: headcanon

summary: my thoughts on dating kim mingyu

warnings: none really

masterlist | info

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certified simp but tries to be chill about it

biggest love languages: gifts, quality time, and a sprinkle of physical touch

he can’t stand walking anywhere and your hand isn’t in his

puts you on his lap when y’all are sitting

has to bring you ~something~ every time he sees you

every date he brings you either a bouquet or a simple flower

never forgets an anniversary or sometimes makes one up as an excuse to spoil you 

HE LOVES TO SEE YOU IN HIS HOODIES

he’ll deadass buy more hoodies to put new ones in a rotation to start wearing so you can have as many of his old ones as you want

he also loves to see you in his tshirts and nothing else

so like i said he’s a simp, but he likes to act like he’s all nonchalant and not as all 😍🤩😍🤩😍 for you as he actually is

but the boys catch him like smiling real big over you when you text him or giving you heart eyes when you’re talking and not paying attention to him and call him out

loves giving you piggy back rides

can’t argue with you like fr

y’all playfully bicker and banter but when it comes to the real shit he just can’t do it

literally anything for you

loves taking you on trips 

fancy dinners with like the whole shibang of he sends an outfit to your apartment and a car to pick you up

he’s not crazy about being overly affectionate with pda

he’s more into subtle affection

resting his head on your shoulder or rubbing up and down up your arm 

but he ALWAYS has to have a hello and goodbye kiss 

when it’s just the two of you tho he’s all over you

he LOVES cuddling

he generally goes for being the big spoon but when he’s really stressed, tired, or sick he wants to be babied a bit more

has soooo many photos of you both on his phone and physical photos from film cameras

also has recorded footage on reels from where he was playing around with video cameras

you’re the first person he goes to with ideas to flesh them out 

also the biggest supporter of your dreams

never misses an occasion for you i.e. graduation, job celebration, etc

even if he has to leave early or sneak away from work, he’d gonna be there with a big bouquet of flowers

wants you both to be close to your respective families if you can

he loves hearing when you spend time with his parents or sister

if your family is in a different country, he’ll try to go back to see them as much as y’all can

if you have issues with your family or you aren’t close, he’ll do everything he can to support you and help you find your found family through him

he is SO protective of you

he hates to see you upset or crying especially if the hate comments get to you

the worst is when he can’t say or do anything about it so he just tries to show how in love he is with you

or it’s a passive aggressive post with some song lyrics 😂

but you’re the love of his life and he’ll do anything for you

love to bring you to shows and sit you in the best seat 

his favorite thing is to find you in the crowd

of course you help him out by making a sign with a flirty little message

also tries to bring you to set and performances whenever he can

[anyasathenaeum]

Hello it’s me (I’m the problem it’s me!) again! I would like to pretty please request headcanons for trigun Vash Milly and Wolfwood helping reader with joint pain pls and thank you you lovely soul :D have a lovely day! ((And yes I do also have a massive crush on Milly she’s the beeeest!!))

A/N: HI FRIEND, YES OF COURSE I CAN WRITE THESE FOR YOU! You're also the very first person to request Milly (WHICH I LOVE YOU FOR), I NEED MORE MILLY REQUESTS I LOVE HER! Sorry these are short but there are more characters this time :P

Vash the Stampede

I feel like Vash actually experiences joint pain too, so this man absolutely understands where you're coming from

Like he definitely gets stiff and pained joints, I feel like his knees specifically for some reason? Or his shoulders, especially his left one due to the weight of his prosthetic.

Vash would be able to tell you're in pain, likely even before you register it yourself - he can read you like a book

"Awww, (Y/N), are you okay? Here, let me help you!"

He'd be there with any and everything that you know helps you with your joint pain

Heating pads? Check, he made you one himself! Pain meds? Check, he's got em in his pocket for you. Distraction? Check, he's already cuddling you.

Vash would just be there to help you in every possible way because he knows what it is to be you

He's there to comfort you and help however he can, and he does it with a soft and gentle smile on his face that never falters

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

Okay, hear me out, Wolfwood at first? Doesn't give a damn what kind of pain you're feeling

He's lowkey kinda rude about it at first, just being like

"Damn, (Y/N), just suck it up already, you're fine."

However, when the pain doesn't just go away, and when Wolfwood realizes what you have is likely something chronic, he softens and becomes nicer to you

"Here," he'd grumble before handing you a warm pack, much to your surprise, "Found this. Should help you."

If you thank him, he'll blush a bit and brush you off, not wanting to come across soft to you

But let's be real - he's SO soft for you already, he's a sucker for anything related to you

He's the kind of person who'd do everything behind the scenes, you know? Like you'll end up with pain meds and everything, but you won't know who organized it all or got it all to you (it's Wolfwood, 110%, he just doesn't want you to know it)

Milly Thompson

MY GIRL MILLY

I love this girl so much my God

She'd be the SWEETEST

"Oh? Are you hurting, (Y/N)? Here, let me go get things that will make you feel better, okay?"

She's SO eager to help you, and she won't hesitate to literally carry you wherever you wanna go, regardless of which joint is hurting you

Like you're being bridal carried or fireman carried or piggy-back carried wherever you wanna go, whether you like it or not

You're being cared for by Milly Thompson, which means, you do not lift a finger!

Milly would absolutely REFUSE to hear anything about you doing stuff that might worsen your pain.

"Ah, ah, ah! None of that, (Y/N), you need to rest!"

She'd baby you SOOOO much and just wanna ensure you're in as little pain as possible (Yes please, I lowkey have a crush on Milly can you tell?)

[jezabatlovesbats]

Soooo… I heard about @bumpkin-bug’s MCSMtober challenge. Since I participated in an October event for Unikitty two years ago, why wouldn’t I do one for my other favorite thing ever?

Today’s prompt calls for Reuben, the bravest, most heroic pig who ever lived. And also, Jesse’s best friend. You know what time it is now! It’s time to start heading down Memory Lane.

Reuben wasn’t my all-time favorite character in the game, but me and my brother still really liked the little fella. Back in late 2015, we were only able to play the first three episodes on the disc we had. I don’t remember whether we were able to actually play Episode 4 before or after we watched others play it on YouTube, but what I do remember was that when Reuben bravely sacrificed himself, my brother was CRUSHED. We were at my MawMaw’s house (which is now our house), and he was lying on the couch and sobbing. Say what you want about how that sequence plays out and all, but it really did it to him.

In Episode 2 of Season 2, after the prismarine colossus stomped on Reuben’s memorial monument, I would always try to use the prismarine blocks to my advantage when rebuilding it in all of my playthroughs. How does it look in my latest one?

(This is from April of 2023, by the way.)

I’ve seen many comments that were basically people begging for Reuben to come back. One even asked for him to return as, quote-unquote, “a friendly zombie pigman.” And, every single time I saw comments like those, I always thought… no. Whatever emotional impact anyone got from Reuben’s sacrifice, him somehow coming back is going to undo all of it and make his death completely pointless.

There was also one time when I had my mom guess the MC:SM characters, and she guessed Reuben’s name as Wilbur, so… that happened.

Reuben, you are deeply missed. We love you so, so much. Soar high, you wonderful piggy.

There’ll definitely be more to come all this month!

[el-buzz]

📚 Cg! Clay HCS!!! 💚🎶

Aggagaggaggag first hc list I do EVERRR (so please be kind (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) /����💗)

Cg! Clay x Agere! Reader!!

pretty much gender neutral!!

Cw: caps lock (just me having happy outbursts), um lotsa author notes and commentary I just wanna talk about him and about how he would be as a cg :ccc, also this is incredibly self indulgent

Also there was no proof reading ☠️

(Crossposted on ao3 @Soft_Buzz!! oh and I’ll update this if I get a new hc idea)

Anyways here you go 💚:

•nicknames for you: kiddo, baby, bubba, bubba wubba (he’s squeezing your cheeks and baby talking you 😭😭), prince/princess/ lil highness/royal, and a number of other sweet nicknames or any that you prefer!

•he would be suuuuuch a sweet and doting caregiver waaaaaaah but he would definitely ensue rules for you! Calm and Strict(ish) cg! Clay would pull up to make sure you are safe and healthy even if you are feeling big!!

•he’d hate to see you hurt or sick, but he’d do everything thing in his power to nurse you back to health :]!

•Clay would definitely provide his kiddo with healthy snack or with fruit or veggie cups!

•Although Clay’s sorta strict he can be soooo soft he always want to hold you, whether it’s your hand/pinkie or cuddle up with you.

•You are his battery and he wants to recharge.

* HE WOULD SOOOO READ TO YOUUUU AHHH he loooooves reading so ofc he’d love to share that interest with his little one

• (please it’s the cutest thing ever)

• imagine him beside you with a book open (he has his reading glasses on :3) and as he reads, he gives all the different characters different voices and will always put emotion into his reading voice, which always leads to you giggling or you gasping in surprise.

• One time you insisted that you were big enough for his sad book club and that you wouldn’t become a big puddle of tears so he gave you Charlotte’s Web to read.

• You were a mess. You didn’t stop being sad for the next couple of HOURS (yes this is a reference to that JD fan art ifykyk☠️)

• Clay had to give you so many hugs, cuddles, and kisses to make up for it. He thought it’d be funny, but he sorta forgot how emotional of a little one you can be.

• “I’m so so sorry baby.” *kiss* “How can I make it up to you?? I’ll do anything”

• oh you’d grin a that. You choose to either do dress up WITH make up or draw on his face and mess around with his hair. AND ice cream.

• You took soooo many pictures (and you may or may have not shared them with Viva, Poppy, and his brothers) Clay says he hates you for it, but secretly believes it was so worth it to see that sparkle in your eyes

• he bought you a piggy and a spider (with little bb spiders) stuffie. Even if you have arachnophobia, you hugged those stuffies while crying happy tears. You gave him a tight hug which he softly returned and gave you a forehead kiss.

• (This whole event was also the birth of your happy scrapbook club!! (even though it just you :} ) )

• You and Clay will just sit together while reading different things. Him with some well recognized and praised novel or book and you with a happy lil scrapbook in your hands!

• I’d also like to think he has a puppet character like Bandit does with unicorse! (Maybe a dragon but that just me :])

• (Clay and Branch be matching with their ventriloquism skills lol)

• If you seem to be clumsy or fall often he starts to develop a sort of spider sense for it and will catch you before disaster happens

• OKOK I know this is gonna sound random buuuut I believe Clay is the type to carry lollipops, and sometimes other candy, around. Idk like I can just picture him a with a lollipop in his mouth trying to look all serious/mysterious and nonchalant LOL

• ANYWAYS back to the Agere stuff

• I think that after completing a task or being good, Clay would def give his kiddo a lollipop as a treat!! that orrrrr if his kiddo seems to be regressing in public and they really want/need a paci or just something to fixate on then boom!!! Lollipop! :D

• Talking about rewards

• This man would sooooo spoil you!! you’re his treasure and he wants you to know it!!

• He’ll either get you food you’ve been craving or a stuffed animal/little gear orrrr both!!

• (Because of the two of you, you now have a chest fuuuull of stuffies Woops💧)

• You always try to show your appreciation by giving him small handmade gifts!! A lil pop up card, bead bracelets (you definitely have matching bracelets), even something crocheted/knitted, and pretty much any arts n crafts you can make!

• Now onto funny business ( •̀ - • )!

• so ofc when it first came to having fun and being playful with you he was bit scared

• can you blame him???

• He’d spent A LOT of time trying to get rid/away from the tittle of being the fun boy

• Ofc through lot of reassurance you let him know that he can have fun and play with you and still be a very serious caregiver!

• you help him understand that being funny and silly every once in a while doesn’t hurt and that he should try to find a balance that work for him! Which he eventually does :D!!

• I like to believe that he’d be great at playing pretend and hide and seek!

• “Worry not your highness!! You will protect you from the dragon!” (It’s one of your plushies)

• “Wherever could my kiddo be?? They must have turned invisible!!” (he can hear your giggles which just makes his smile wider)

• Although he really tries to be there for you, he’s a reaaaally busy man :((( but he still tries to spend time with you through parallel play! While he’s doing his grown up paperwork, you get to colooor!! (or draw or scrapbook or anything really) as long you promise to be good and not distract him

• (plus the sooner he’s done the sooner he can give you all his attention! so it’s a win-win situation :D)

• Actually if you were feeling extra lil you’d just get a paper and scribble on it with crayon trying to copy Clay’s mannerisms (when he sees this he’s physically holding himself back from just picking you up, cradling you, and just babying you waaaah you’re gonna be the end of him)

• oh and he would sooo keep your little artworks in his working area (they bring a sweet smile to his face and warm his soul you’re the best kiddo he could have ever asked for)

• You also get to have cuddles while he works! Sometimes he’ll just sit you on his lap with a stuffie or two while he wraps an arm around you and litters your head or face with kisses!

• Now onto not so funny business ૮๑ˊᯅˋ๑ა

• sometimes Clay’ll have a rough or tiring day :((

* and that’s okk caregivers have their moments too!

• He’ll usually want to cuddle with you and hold you close. (You are his stuffie :D)

• He might even tickle you or blow raspberries on your tummy (if you give him permission ofc!!) which often leaves you with a giggling and squirming fit.

• He just loves seeing you laugh and smile (especially if it’s him who made you happy :] you just brighten his day so much sometimes)

• One time he was just so tired and just laying down on the couch and then you brought one stuffie to him and then two till you pretty much had him buried under almost all of your stuffies!!

* You then proceeded to lay on top of him, and Clay just sticks both arms out from under the pile while smiling softly with his eyes closed.

• Let’s just say you guys woke up with stuffed animals scattered eeeeeverywhere

• If you’re a kiddo/baby who tends to get overwhelmed easily, he’ll get you some noise canceling/dampening headphones and just wraps you in a soft blanket like a little burrito.

• He’ll also either get you an eye mask or will lower the lights if he can. (And if you’re feeling lil enough then a paci too!!)

• After doing any of this, he’ll just bring you onto his lap and whisper sweet lil nothings to you till you feel better or seem to fall asleep :D!

• would enforce a bed time >:( (he is a very very veeeery serious guy after all)

• but luckily bedtime means a bottle or sippy of sweet sleepy tea and a storyyyy :D!!

• Forehead kisses!! (CALL ME BIASED CAUSE I LOOOOOVE FOREHEAD KISSES but I stand by what I say.

• Oh and if he’s ever gonna to be very busy for the day and he won’t be able to take care of his kiddo, he’d ask Viva to help him take care of you!!

• Plus who doesn’t love babysitter Viva??? She’s so energetic and fun with you, but she’ll definitely tone it down for you 💛

• she’s also super strong so she’ll definitely carry you or give you a piggy back ride if you ask :>!

• She also give you lots of candies and sugary foods but shhhhh don’t tell Clay itsa secret (but I think the sugar rush/crash you have when he picks you up from Viva’s tells him more than enough

• (I feel like he would trust all his brothers with you (especially Bruce) except JD 😭😭)

• He would sooooo grab your cheeks and squeeze them like he did to Branch when first seeing him again

• Expect him to do that whenever he just wants to dote on you and baby you even if you’re feeling bigger than usual he just loves youuuu! 💚💚💚

In summary: I need this man bc he is the bestest boyfriend and caregiver ever!!

Final notes!:

I love likes but comments and reposts are greatly appreciate (I love to talk if you can’t tell) type something out and let me know what you think 💗💗

If anybody would like to use any of the hcs/scenarios for a fanfic tots fine with me just don’t forget to tag me for credit and so I can see it :DD!!

[growmydarling]

I really have given in to my gluttony, I couldn’t help but stuff my belly day after day. I’ve become so fat, unhealthy and lazy but I love it so much! I’m addicted to food, I really can’t save myself from my piggy desires 🐷

your stretch marks are soooo cute 😭 such a good feedee eating like a hog and getting all plump, lookat that. your appetite is obviousm everyone knows you're getting fat because of how you just can't help yourself!!

[nachosforfree]

You did the entire syndicate soooo cool. Techno was super fun, with the fishnets, the shortened cloak, and the French noble shirt with black shorts, whole outfit was undeniably techno, but also unique. I love how you did the feet and hands and gave him freckles and glasses and managed to add so much piggy and fluffy without removing the giant murder machine. 1/4

❤️❤️❤️❤️ I absolutely loved drawing the syndicate and playing with their designs and I'm so so glad people loved them just as much as me

[bigtreefest]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

You wake up and immediately try to go back to sleep. The sugar hangover is hitting hard and fast. It's not fair, you didn't even have that much candy!

Grousing you curl up even more under the covers but startle when you realize Curtis isn't there. You start pouting because you could really use his cuddles and strong arms to help you out.

You sniffle and that's when you catch a whiff of your favorite tea.

"I know you're awake, Sweetheart," Curtis softly says. "I've got your tea ready here by the bed for you and I'm gonna go and cook us up some breakfast to help with that hangover. Is that okay?"

You peek out from underneath the pile of blankets and he smiles warmly. "Want cuddles," you pout.

"Okay," he nods before getting back into bed. "And when you're ready, I'll get us breakfast."

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

-Zombie

@thezombieprostitute this is so sweet!🥹

Soooo realistic, too. Just wanna be cuddled up in the blankies!! Give Curtis little grabby hands!! Everything about this was perfect. My tea!! And his soft voice when he hears me sniffle!!

Plus his little smile when I finally peek out from under the covers. 🥺 I love that he’s amused and happily indulges by slipping back between the sheets. Until my tummy grumbles. You think he’ll let me piggy back while he cooks?

[helixobesity]

🌀 Ring 🌀

• Guess I should put this old journal I got to good use this year! Maybe just day to day worries or fun stuff that happened!

Oh! Speaking of fun for a first entry, I got a letter in the mail and it was my great aunt! Said she was clearing out her attic and found this gorgeous ring, and she sent it over to me! It fits absolutely perfectly, I can’t wait to go out to dinner with it tonight!

• Why does everyone keep saying I look… bigger?

I mean, I’ve just been wearing this new ring, and it’s a little tight sure

And I feel fine

People keep saying I look… fuller?

Is that a compliment? It must be, right!

Right?

• Ok so it’s been a couple days and

I maybe sorta see what people mean…

It’s only been a week and I’ve put on like 10 pounds!

I have no clue how I’ve been eating like normal I swear!

Maybe I should go on that diet I keep talking about doing… it’s still the new year after all

• Wow ok uh, summertime really snuck up on me this year but uh… guess my partner, I mean, ex-partner, wasn’t too happy that I’ve gained, like, nearly 50 pounds this year. I uh, got so winded when we were.. trying stuff together, he said it was a “turn off”… but honestly it just made me more excited. I’ve been getting like that a lot recently, maybe with how my thighs are touching all the time, and the fact I’ve gone up 5 pant sizes has been driving me… what am I saying??

Anyway, His loss though! I’ve been doing everything right! I’ve been dieting, working out, taking the stairs at work, I just… I keep putting on more weight? God this is really hurting my head. When’s my takeout coming?

• Heyyyy diary! Back again, and uhh, I think I’ve gotten kinda.. fat. Oooh feels weird to admit that, everyone keeps saying I’m fat at work! Well, they did before they “fired” me after I ate out the refrigerator, again. And, like, I’ve definitely put on weight. A lot a lot of weight.. idk what’s bigger than 100? That much! But I promise I’m doing everything these stupid diet plans say to do, and my belly just keeps getting bigger and bigger and…

Wow I’m getting super hungry again...

• Diary! I always forget to write in this stupid thing, but my new partner found it while cleaning to go live at their place, and I’m so excited with all the holidays coming! I’m, like, way too big to live on my own now, moving is so hardddd, I’m a big pig! 550 pounds is.. big right? Or.. is it… god I’m starving again, hope my darling gets back soon from getting food. Hang on, did this ring always used to be so shiny… it’s pretty.. and really, like, pink!

• My partner feeds me lots!! I’m soooo happie! They say I’m their, like, good piggy! And it’s soooo hott! I wannas be fatter… way way fatter, I’m so hungry, partner is feeding me as I write this! They even got me a new ring to go with my old one!! And I… I… did I always used to think about food so much? I… wasn’t this fat a year ago. What happened? I… oh god did the ring… Make… me…

Hehe~

What’em I saying? I love food! I wanna be soooo so much fatter, it’s not enough. I gots to be fatter

I gotta eat

I need to be fatter…

So… much fatter…

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[thegamingcatmom]

Hiiii,, soooo, how do you think the sisters would react when MC wanted to do something nice for either one of them, but it all blows up in MCs face. Like, everything goes wrong?

I've got a few ideas, but I want to hear your thoughts.

😏

Honestly?

(That gif is perfect for them.)

They´d be swooning because their mate´s done something nice for them, how could they not swoon?? They don´t give a damn whether it works/looks as intended in the end. It´s the thought that matters, even Kate understands that. 😏

In fact, I think they´d be more charmed if it didn´t work out as planned because can MC get any more precious??

I guess the best way to describe them would be:

Oh...honey-

Because MC´s all huffy and puffy, crossing her arms and muttering under her breath in utter annoyance and frustration (at herself). So, yknow-

The turns have tabled.

(Usually it´s her wives exhibiting that behavior.)

In other words:

She looks every bit like a grumpy toddler.

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Btw: Since you haven´t specified what that "something" MC has done for the sisters should be, I just went with something she´s crafted herself. (Like a vase with the sisters initials or something. Perhaps the date of their very first meeting too. 🤭)

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Tanya Denali:

can´t hold back her smirk

(not that she´s trying)

yknow, the one where only one corner of her mouth lifts

(ye, the sexy one)

also can´t refrain from teasing a lil bit

just a smidge

eyes glowing and all

"Someone has discovered their artistic streak, it seems..."

(because, whatever MC has attempted to do, the result is rather unrecognizable)

cue MC becoming even huffier and puffier

cue Tanya becoming even more of a tease

"I do appreciate the artistic freedom. Very...abstract."

right, MC´s done now, about to leave out the door in utmost indignation-

well, she planned to

the hand taking a hold of hers stopped her

"I am merely teasing, poppet..."

wrapping her arms around a still pouting MC

starting to sway them from side to side

"You are too precious..."

pecking her lips

again

and again

and again

until MC can't hold back her smile anymore

causing Tanya to beam back at her

"Thank you, my love. I adore it..."

she means it

Kate Denali:

she´s a tease as well

but in a different way

meaning: in a more straightforward way

as in: she'll list the many things you could still do with that...monstrosity

"How 'bout a footrest?"

"OH! We could store it up the attic with all the other Halloween stuff?"

"If we cut out a portion, we could use it as mailbox."

"Or a piggy bank."

"Now that I think about it...it kinda looks like one, doesn´t it?"

she says it all with a mischievous look on her face, ofc

eyes twinkling and all

then she sees the look on MC´s face

-> 😠

which only makes her grin even more

-> 😠

"Oh cmon, Princezná. Don´t be like that..."

tries to wind her arms around a still very grumpy MC

only for MC to refuse, huffing and puffing, turning her back on her

that works for her too, no problem

slinks up from behind to wrap her arms around MC

lays her chin on MC´s shoulder

sways them from side to side

"You´re sexy when you´re grumpy, yknow that?"

MC: "I´m not grumpy."

also MC: 😤

Kate: "So sexy..."

also MC: *trying real hard to keep that smile off her face indeed*

also Kate: "By the way...I love it."

she means it

Irina Denali:

can´t contain her giggle at the sight

a giggle that is most angelic

so much so that, instead of storming out or being grumpy, MC is just pouty

teary eyes and all

Irina feels bad immediately

"I´m sorry for laughing, baby..."

wraps her arms around MC

tries to catch her gaze

tries even harder when MC refuses

rewards MC with the biggest smile once she does catch her gaze

which prompts MC to smile back

just a smidge

the disappointment over her failed attempt at surprising her wife is still very evident on her face though

"Maličký..."

foreheads are touching

"I love it."

she means it

MC scoffs at that

"Truly. How could I not? You´re the one who made it."

MC is basically putty in her arms now

they stay like that for a while

and a while more

until-

"But...do tell me, sweet girl-"

MC: 👀

"...What is it?"

...

they both break into laughter at that

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Well?

What do yall think has the sisters in such good spirits? What kind of monster has MC created here? 👀

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Thanks for your ask! 💋

[aguineapigcouldntdothis]

i really like guinea pigs i really really like guinea pigs they are my favorite thing ever i like how they go wheek wheek and they popcorn and they are so so soft i am overcome with intense love for all guinea pigs ever i love every single pig they are all wonderful i hope every piggie has so so many tasty veggies to eat every piggie ever is perfect i love guineas they go wheek and purr and chutter and whatnot and they have piggie friends and they love each other wow they are amazing i love guinea pigs soooo much!!!

[wannaeatramyeon]

Welp that was a failed ask on the thicc y/n, soooo.

What is the favorite instant noodles of every character (like Goo favorite is instant Yakisoba with Korean BBQ)

Hi anon! I'm so sorry I did have a think and I literally googled what ara ara means and I still don't know.

Oh my, this is specific though. I can't believe reading Lookism led me to researching ramen.

Before we jump into this.. erm why TF does Crystal need to calorie count and restrict for her second body but Daniel can eat whatever he wants with his second body and it stays the same!!

Lookism Fave... Ramen

Daniel: something like shin noodles with eggs. It reminds him of his momma cooking for him.

Jay: I know it's super popular in South Korea... But instant ramen? Sorry what's that? I always gets mine freshly prepared. But Daniel what instant ramen are you eating? Can I take a bite? (Waits for Daniel to feed him)

Zack: something with stronger flavours like cheese so he can mix in protein powder and it'll help to mask it. Man that sounds gross.

Vasco: this guy has the vibes of trying to cook and burning the house down so something as easy as possible. Instant tteokbokki in a cup.

Brekdak introduces him to some Thai flavours though, and he enjoys Tom Yum.

Johan: beggars can't be choosers. Whatever is on clearance

Crystal: The ottogi low calorie ramen for second body, full army stew in her original body

Mira: not really instant but she loves rose noodles

Zoe: one of those fancier nissin tonkotsu noodles type (piggy ♥️... Wait)

Vin Jin: he tells everyone that it's the 3x buldak noodle.. "yeah I like them... Bit bland though". This is a lie. He can't take heat at all

Mary Kim: legit the 3x buldak noodle with extra chillies on top

Jake: he hates noodles. He doesn't eat them all the time because he likes them, it's cheap and hits his calorie needs so it means more money for Big Deal. Bibimmen/cold noodles if he really has to pick though (cos the man's too hooooot ba-dum-tss)

Jerry: can't take spice at all either. Something like teriyaki soba with some fried eggs

Sinu: jjajangmyeon! With extra pickled radish

Samuel: also jjajangmyeon but he'll only eat it when he's feeling extra nostalgic and willing to open those floodgates

Gun: the fancy Japanese ones that are developed by Michelin star chefs - Nakiryu Dan Dan

Goo: keeping the instant yakisoba with Korean BBQ, this guy is obnoxious as fuck though. Yeah you're supposed to slurp your noodles, but he is the loudest messiest guy ever. Noodles flicking everywhere, soup or sauce getting all over his glasses and anyone within splattering range (Gun. It's always Gun)

Eugene: kimchi shin. He gives me huge kimchi vibes, not sure why. Eats more ramen than you'd expect with his crazy busy work

Eli: he didn't used to like these as much but something like instant tempura udon, non spicy cos Yenna would always want a bite. Otherwise he prefers to make a proper japchae so she will eat her veggies

DG: sorry but this man is soggy no flavoured noodles in room temperature water to me ☠️