#ruin my life

[yesjazzywazzylove-blog]

Imagining him holding your hips as you grind down on his hardening cock.

Imagine riding his thigh as he talks you through an explosive orgasm, "Baby, that's right, cmon don't stop riding me. Fuck you look so sexy doing that. Make yourself cum on my thigh. Do it baby! Fuuuuccckkk yeah just like that baby, drench me!"

Imagine.......🥵

[bengals-barnesbabe]

Ruined Me

~ based on a quote i saw on here but can't find lol

joe burrow x gf!reader

TW: mentions of sex, adoration, joe being a green flag, desire, reader being his personal hype girl

“Thank You TikTok” | Main Masterlist

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~ if you're reading this, you are now an enabler of a chronic procrastinator. congratulations ♡

[whiskeyandcigarsmoke]

"Ruin My Life" by Zara Larsson is a Poolverine song

[pinkgrapefloyd]

Anti-Hero finally has a sequel! ✨

Ruin My Life

by pinkgrapefloyd

Johnny has no idea how to plan a proposal – especially one that Daniel will actually say yes to. Fortunately, he has a ragtag team of teenaged wannabe relationship experts standing by. But between Miguel’s sense of romance, Robby’s identity crisis, Sam’s blossoming boldness and Tory’s eagerness to prove herself, it’s anyone’s guess how that will turn out. 

relationships: Daniel LaRusso/Johnny Lawrence, Sam LaRusso/Tory Nichols, Robby Keene/Miguel Diaz

length: 5k so far (will probably end up around 100k in total)

rating: Explicit

additional tags: #the problematic codependent karate gang in all their lovable three-dimensional glory, #established relationship, #marriage proposal, #fluff, #humor, #angst, #hijinks & shenanigans, #implied/referenced sexual harassment, #internalized homophobia, #kiaz, #samtory, #e rating for the lawrusso chapters, #porn with feelings 

I love this fic so much and I hope I get more time to work on it in the new year. So happy to have you along for the ride again!

[arun-armand]

This man has me thinking I should write a fanfic 🥵

[xtroublebathx-blog]

I need him to look at me like this for the rest of my life.

[tazapomnianadziewczyna]

• 𝕃𝕖𝕫̇𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕞 𝕥𝕒𝕜 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕒̨ 𝕟𝕠𝕔 𝕚 𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕖̨𝕝𝕒𝕞 𝕨 𝕞𝕪𝕤́𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕙 , 𝕜𝕥𝕠́𝕣𝕖 𝕟𝕚𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕪 𝕞𝕚 𝕒𝕟𝕚 𝕔𝕙𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕚 𝕤𝕡𝕠𝕜𝕠𝕛𝕦 •

[cherryohbaby]

when he wants to hit but he's not bleach era kurt cobain 🥱🥱

[yesjazzywazzylove-blog]

6 pictures.

1 character.

JOEL. MOTHERFUCKING. MILLER.

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[claireborowski]

Man last night was so great, got so wasted and drank soooo much. Wish I could do this all the time. But now I'm starving..and food is a bit slim around my house..hmm...what to do.

And was kind of convinced, fuck that dumb voice of reason hehehe. Time to get turned into a stupid fat hog for everyone to tease and humiliate. I want to be a piggy so bad. Want to become so massive and huge that even moving limbs is a chore in itself. So why don't you all help me out hmm? I know it'll be worth your time~

You'd just love to ruin a perfectly fit cutie like me and turn me into something massive. Unable to be recognized by anyone. Just a pile of fat lard. I want my body ruined. So why don't you all help me? I'll make sure it's worth your labor and efforts. I'll be your perfect piggy. You wanna see me struggle to do anything, having to stay at home and be lazy, dumb, and pathetic. My brain turned to mush hundreds of pounds ago.

Only think I can say is oinks and squeals. Or moos if you prefer. Killing my brain with weed and alcohol and all that beautiful mind corruption. Drunk almost all the time, borderline briming to explode from how full I'll be. I know you want this, don't be shy to indulge into a project of a piggy. I promise to make it worth it.

So come on..hit me up. I've been waiting for you.

[whiskeyandcigarsmoke]

Wouldn't normally post something like this but as someone who loves both Dean Winchester and Logan, I had to combine them both into one act together. I've been performing and cosplaying Dean Winchester/Jensen for the last 6 years and now I'm shifting into Hugh Jackman based performing. This was a really fun way to show that onstage. Thought some people on here might enjoy it.

[teathattast]

i hope i don't crash my car

cause i can't keep my eyes on anything but you

run away with no regard for the rest of the world

cause the rest of the world isn't you

[classycookiexo]

[tazapomnianadziewczyna]

• 𝔻𝕫𝕚𝕤́ 𝕝𝕦𝕕𝕫𝕚𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕛𝕒̨ 𝕨𝕚𝕖̨𝕔𝕖𝕛 𝕥𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕫𝕪 𝕟𝕚𝕫̇ 𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕪 𝕫𝕖 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕡𝕒 . •

[pinkgrapefloyd]

wip word game

tagged by the amazing @zannolin! tysm!

Rules: you will be given a word. share one sentence/excerpt from your wip(s) that start with each letter of that word. my word was RUIN.

R (little excerpt from Ruin My Life (anti hero sequel). in this household, R is for Robby <3 have a little snippet of the miyagi fang gang playing never have i ever)

Robby crosses his arms. “I’m not, like, morally opposed to it. Just never happened. Didn’t know I was on trial here.” “You’re not,” Sam interjects. “Let’s move on.” “Hell no!” Demetri protests. “So you and Diaz never made out?” Miguel coughs into his drink next to Robby and honestly, Robby doesn’t blame him. This is just ridiculous.

U (from my spirk WIP. part of a little conversation between kirk and uhura which i really love)

Unfortunately, his mouth didn’t care much for his brain’s command orders. Mutinous bastard. “Dinner was great. So great, in fact, that I… um... tried to have the good old ‘what are we’ conversation with Spock.” Her face softened. She didn’t seem surprised by the monumental implications of such an announcement, and Jim couldn’t decide if he found that insulting or comforting.

I (garashir WIP my beloved... still in the very early stages but it's a ten course menu of miscommunication. fifty percent silly, fifty percent vulnerable. i cannot wait for you to read it)

It’s in his body, and it’s in the implication of his body, and in the air between them. I was trained to break people like you. Maybe it’s unwise to ask me to unearth the kindness I buried in the yard like a dead pet before you were even born. I’m not so sure what’s left of it now. I’m not sure you’d like looking at it.

N (another Ruin My Life snippet because I feel like most of you aren't here for Star Trek lmao. The worlds needs more Sam and Johnny scenes in my opinion!)

“No, I meant… singular they. Like when you…” Sam takes a deep breath. This day is already stressful enough without the prospect of explaining singular they to Johnny Lawrence. “It’s a girl.” Johnny frowns. “Why are you looking at me like that? I got a boyfriend, man. What do you think I’m gonna say, your father and I are super disappointed in you? You can have six girlfriends for all I care. Just don’t come home with that vegan shit.”

my word is STAR and I'm tagging @vimesbootstheory and @blinkasaurus and anyone else who sees this and is looking for a good excuse to share wip sneak peeks! :D

[yesjazzywazzylove-blog]

I CANT GET ENOUGH OF DBF! JOEL 😫

As much as I like Pedro, I always imagine game Joel in the fics (it's the full beard and the larger build plus those goddamn HANDS that does it for me!)

Forever a slut for both Joel's 🥵🥵🥵🥵