#i love my gfs goblin so much

[badkarma1998]

Quinn sketch that I might color

[skzstoryvault]

All Out of NyQuil

F!Reader x Hyunjin

Hyunjin is in love, obsessively so. He's also gone a week without seeing his gf, who is down with a cold.

This is in no way meant as a commentary on the real person Hyunjin. The persona he projects for us to enjoy is just so enticing and invites naughty fantasies.

Story includes smut, couple communication, Hyunjin being very doting and caring.

This story is a stand-alone.

The "you" used here is not generic, I'm using it to allow myself some immersion on later re-reads. I know that's selfish but isn't all the writing advice telling us to write what we want to read? If you still find something in here to like, all the better - I hope you enjoy it and have a good time.

Please be kind.

Please do not report this post. If it's not your thing, just scroll away.

If you're underage, please scroll on, there is nothing for you here.

��Where is my tiny, sick baby?” Hyunjin’s voice resonates through the hallway at the entrance of your apartment as he steps out of his shoes and leaves them there. “When Channie-hyung told me you sounded like Vader on the phone, I figured why you’ve been gone the last week! It’s not nice to ghost your own boyfriend, you know?”

You want to answer and call to him, but you’re really sick and down, and the only thing coming out of your mouth is a sad croak. 

You’ve isolated yourself because you feel gross and are in pain, which makes you cranky and unpleasant to be around. Also, you knew that Hyunjin would have a very busy couple of weeks and you chose to get out of the way and not be an additional concern to him. 

“Please, baby? Don’t hide from me, I’ve missed you so much.” Hyunjin whines, coming straight to your bedroom and opening the door, letting a lot of light in.

He looks scrumptious, as usual, if a bit tired, which is normal considering he is coming from a ten-hour workday of dance practice. 

Although you’re still miserable, it’s always nice to see him, especially when he smiles at you with so much love.

“Jinnie, I’m gross! And full of germs. Don’t come any closer.”

“These germs know me already and didn’t want to hop on me. I remember us making out all evening the day before you decided to vanish on me.” He says. “You have no choice but to let me take care of you.”

“You don’t have to… and I don’t want to have you on my conscience, if you do catch this. You can’t miss any of your public appearances right now.” 

“I’ll be fine, and besides, I can absolutely call in sick if I need to. I’m not a slave.” Hyunjin says. “Now let me air? I brought you my mother’s hot healing soup and once I get some of that in you, we’re taking a shower so I can destinkify myself and then we can snuggle in bed. I wanted to bring you some NyQuil but they were all out at every pharmacy I checked so you’ll have to use my tried and tested remedy for a healing night’s sleep.” 

You sit up in bed, feeling all the more terrible in your long t-shirt that you sweated in, especially since Hyunjin is wearing a really flashy outfit, a Versace coat that looks like a boxer’s robe, complete with a hood and embroidered sleeves, a black tank top and high end jeans.

He’s also wearing makeup, lots of it, and of course he looks otherworldly beautiful and alluring like only Hyunjin can be. You feel like a goblin, especially when he comes and sits right next to you, wrapping his arms around you and kissing you, first your forehead, then your lips.

“You still have a fever, I can tell.” He says after his lips have touched your burning skin. “The soup will help.”

***

Eating something warm and nutritious did help, and so did showering and freshening up with him. You couldn’t help but cop a few feels while helping him wash allegedly hard to reach places.

When you return to the bedroom, you see he’s aired, tidied up and changed the sheets, and it brings tears to your eyes. Hyunjin is a brat and the ultimate pillow princess in all things. He was not born to do manual labour or chores. He is not domestic, yet he does all these things for you like he even takes pleasure in them - doing your laundry, cooking for you, even ironing some clothes when he notices you need the help with those tasks and others. This is how you know he loves you and he’s genuine - no one does shit they despise the deepest amount for someone they don’t care about. Sometimes you wonder what you did right in another life to deserve Hyunjin’s softest side and his whole heart in this one. 

He soon joins you, wearing one of your old, distressed t-shirts that does a very poor job at covering him. Normally, men in long shirts that don’t cover their dicks are the biggest turn-off, looks-wise, but of course he rocks the look. And you know he likes having his dick out when it’s comfortable and safe to do so, which makes you happy that he feels so at home with you at your place.

His strong dancer thighs look droolworthy, even covered in the many bruises he gets while practising. The thin white fabric of the shirt and the many holes in it somehow make him look even more naked than if he were actually not wearing it.

“Are you all set, baby?” he asks. “Need to pee?”

You shake your head. You’re too dehydrated to pee again any time soon, and you just wish you could get some much needed healing rest first, and then maybe try and replenish the water you’ve lost. 

“Then I’ll help you fall asleep and we can take care of rehydrating you after.” He says, yanking his one piece of clothing off and joining you under the covers.

It’s not the first time you see him naked, but the sight still has you gasping and heating up instantly. Most of the time, you can’t process how you got yourself Hwang Hyunjin as your loving, loyal boyfriend. Everyone warned you he was trouble and bad news, but… here he is, having been nothing but the gentlest and most loving housecat of a man, unlike anyone else you’ve dated before. 

You have no time to further ponder your extreme fortune in all things relationship because he pulls you close and slings a leg over yours, starting to kiss your neck and run the tip of his nose up the skin at the side of it, until his lips can wrap around the tip of your ear and nibble. He moves to your jaw and cheek, peppering kisses there until he reaches your lips. 

“Hyune… are you sure you can afford to get sick?” 

“Fuck all that… I missed you, let me kiss my girl.”

You can never deny him, and you’ve missed him too, he got you so used to his touches and to the way he fills every nook and cranny of you, and of your soul too, making you feel protected and shielded to the world. 

You can only make a sound of crushed resolve replaced with surrender, your hands going to his arms and chest, tracing his biceps and pecs with splayed out fingers, feeling his warm, butter soft skin. 

“Fuck me, I’ve missed you so bad.” You confess. “A week never felt this long.” 

“It was like a lifetime in hell! I missed you, I missed your laughter and your jokes and you calling me princess and baby in front of everyone. I missed cuddling you and pulling you close and dancing only with you in the club.” Hyunjin says. “I thought I fucked up and you were mad, but then I figured you would tell me directly if that was it. And then I tried hard to think if you might think I was upset with you! But nothing came to mind…”

“I’m sorry for running away and hiding, I just felt ashamed and gross.” 

He kisses you long and deep, erasing your mind and stealing your breath for a long moment. His lips on yours feel so soft, so plush, so pillowy, the sensation of them moving against yours taking you directly to your private heaven. 

“I am a boy and I love gross things. And just because you’re sniffly is not enough to keep me away from you. I want to take care of you. Shower and bathe you, cook you yummy food, clean the house for when you feel better, freshen up the sheets, feed you fresh fruit from the market… Please don’t hide from me, I want as much of you as there is, please don’t keep me out. I want to know you. All of you.” 

His little speech brought tears to your eyes and you sob loudly. 

“Jinnie… I’m sorry. I love you too, I was just scared. You’re always so put together and flawless and high end, I figured you don’t want to snuggle up to a coughing, sneezing, snotting girlfriend who hasn’t even had the strength to brush her hair.”

“I’m not always put together, I wake up with creases on my face from the pillow too, and with my hair sticking out. And I get smelly and gross too, but you never seem to mind it. I am the worst drama queen ever when I have even a mild cold. And you still love me. Why won’t you give yourself the same grace?” Hyunjin pouts, resuming his quest of covering every square centimetre of your skin he can get to.

“I’ll do better, Jinnie… Now I know…” You say, feeling yourself soften and become malleable to his every intention. After all, this is what you wanted this entire past week, what you were missing and thought was off limits. His touch and his attention, all on you.

“I need you. Can I? Please? It’s what got me through this week.” He begs, his lips sucking persistently at a spot on your throat that he knows wipes your mind clear instantly. 

You let out a pitiful mewl, too ashamed to admit how much you’ve needed him too. He’ll discover soon enough. 

“Yes… Please. It’s all I thought of too.” You say and sigh. “If you’re not turned off by me now and you don’t mind catching what I have.” 

“I’ll go gently. Not shake you up too much so you can fall asleep right after.” He purrs, shifting so he’s making room for himself between your legs. “You’re so soft, and your skin burns so much…”

You only now realise, as he moves to rearrange your lower bodies so they slot together the way they need to, just how hard he’s been for a good while. Precome smears on your inner thigh as he positions himself to rub against your soft folds, parting them so he can nestle himself properly. 

“So hot and wet, my baby… You missed me for real.” He hums, closing his eyes to enjoy the feeling for a bit, before opening them and focusing on you again. 

“Jinnie, please?” You beg again. All you need, the only thing that will feel good and right now is him finally filling you. 

“Alright, alright baby. I have you.” He says, raising one of your legs up so he can hook the knee over his arm and minimally guiding himself in with the other hand.

Your sigh of relief at finally having him enter you swiftly turns to a moan. He feels so huge and hot, stretching you out to fit around him and it feels so overwhelmingly good, you dissolve into the feeling, letting your here and now become just this, Hyunjin moving inside you with long, deep strokes, igniting pleasure in every corner of your body.

The way he angles himself every time his hips meet yours sends sparks up your spine and makes your toes curl. He’s grasping at you, grabbing with insatiable hands before trailing his fingers down in considerate caresses. At some point he brings his hands up, lacing his fingers with yours, letting the only moving parts of you two be your lower halves.

He’s sweating, as he usually does when he exerts himself, and the heat of it envelops you, his scent permeates all your senses and adds a further, stronger layer of arousal to your joining. His kisses turn hungry and devouring, he steals the breath right from your chest and bites it from your lips, angling himself around like an eel to reach places he needs right now. He coaxes the first orgasm from you with no extra effort, licking over your nipples and sucking on one, then the other as you arch your back into the maddening pleasure from his lips, pushing your head back into the pillow.

“Fuck, that’s my good girl.” He whispers, enthralled with the sight of you falling apart beneath him. “Another.” He proclaims, pulling out and earning himself a displeased sound from you.

You instantly feel bereft and cold without him, but he turns you onto your belly and spreads your legs, kneeling up briefly to watch. Because, of course, it’s him, and he loves seeing what his good work looks like from the outside. Like the mirror in the dance practice room always being there to show mistakes and victories, Hyunjin needs to experience fucking you from two perspectives, once while it’s happening, then a second time, through the results.

He runs gentle fingers over your pussy, squeaking in delight at how hot and sticky you are, right before sinking two long fingers inside you and coating them, taking them out and bringing them to his lips, sucking your essence off of them and closing his eyes.

You stay on your belly, knowing what follows and feeling yourself throb at the thought of more. For now, you look over your shoulder at him.

He’s so immersed in experiencing your closeness with all his senses, it’s still surreal to you. Hyunjin often re-asserts how much he cannot stand most people and how icky he finds closeness. He carries disinfecting gel to use after he shakes hands with strangers or after unwanted touches, but he cannot get enough of you in any way he can get you. 

He holds your buttcheeks open with his big hands, fingers digging into the muscles, as he slides right back into you with a pleased groan. His weight on your back pushes you into the mattress and being crushed like this, while his cock presses on every nerve ending reachable via your walls, is another layer to the pleasure he knows to give you. It brings you close to the next orgasm so quickly and he knows it, varying the force and the depth of his motions. The sensation shifts from that of sensory whipping to lazy waves lapping at a sleepy shore, but even then, you can’t relax too much into it, because he cants your hips forward, kneeling up between your legs and slipping a hand under you. He finds your clit and starts to swipe his thumb over it in that persistent, heavy way that reminds you of trying to spread colour on paper while fingerpainting. How he knew to try this with you, and how quickly he learned to get it just right are further mysteries adding to Hyunjin’s aura. Despite not being that experienced before meeting you, he’s been all ears and taking notes apparently, learning all he could about you, what gets you off and in what ways. 

It’s not long before he has you where he wanted you all along and your entire core clenches, pushing him out as a reflex right before the shuddering release takes over you and you feel yourself squirt all over his front, his dick, the backs of your thighs, the bed.

The stray thought that now you're as dehydrated as you can be crosses your mind, leaving as quickly as it appeared. Hyunjin doesn't seem to take issue with it, watching as your body wrings itself dry.

You look behind you, unable to stop by sheer intention, and see him look at your pussy, cross-eyed and biting his lower lip mercilessly. You also feel his hot release on your ass and pussy, joining your own stickiness.

He allows himself only a few seconds of recovery, lying down near you and panting hard.

“You’re so beautiful, baby. And all mine.” He murmurs, sounding dreamy and completely enamoured. 

He also guides you to lie on your back next to him, away from the wet patch, before reaching for the towel he brought earlier with the intent to use as a sex rag. By the time he starts drying your front, you’re all conked out.  

In the morning, you notice you’re feeling a lot better, the room is flooded with sunlight, it smells fresh and cozy, Hyunjin’s arms are around you and one of his hands is cupping one of your boobs even in his sleep. You did not sweat a river in your sleep like in the previous nights, although both you and your boyfriend are naked under the blankets and he is running warm as usually.

The sheets are crisp and clean, too.

[gasolinerainbowpuddles]

Pedro memes pt 6

previously, on "Puddles has a problem": ✨part 1✨ ✨part 2✨ ✨part 3✨ ✨part 4✨ ✨part 5✨

I got some requests for more fic reaction type memes, so those are down there somewhere :)

ca-cawww ca-caawwwwwwwww

yah he has two mouths and two noses. so what? it was a creative choice that i will stand by.

Pedro-chu, I choose YOU!

shocked Pedro-chu

float like a buttahfly

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

me after I read @netherfeildren's I Urge You: Bite Me

sneaky sneaky wood go creaky // aight imma head out

you're gonna hear my feedback whether u like it or not (said w love). [[AHEM]] this one's for you: @cavillscurls @frannyzooey @haylzcyon @hier--soir @tieronecrush @ezrasbirdie @pascalisbaby @pascalsbby

sad swirlz 4 sad gurlz

still sad but also in luv

dramamine all day, bb, it's a bumpy ride 'round these parts. @cool-iguana im raising anchor to your dom!Din. "I BRAKE FOR MERMAIDS" is for @psychedelic-ink. "I <3 MY SEAMAN" is for @walkintotheriveranddisappear hahaha

put some motion in my ocean cuz there's se(a)men in that ship. @thetriumphantpanda this is for you for many, many reasons. you, too, @jrrmint

there's 3 of these

no seriously

bc I'm obsessed any nobody can stop me not even myself

HO-HO-HOrny

nurse Pedro has such good bedside manner. sending @fuckyeahdindjarin all the love in the world

i'm fine. this is fine. I LOVE IT.

see?

THIS JUST IN! @chloeangelic this is your line cook!Joel influence

additional sidebar if you care abt the integrity of journalism. @iamskyereads all the extra words are in honor of Compulsion, featuring my fave verbose slut Ezra

y'all. I went back and counted, and in just under two weeks I've posted just under 100 (97 to be exact) original Pedro memes. what in the actual FUCK is wrong with me hahahahahaha.

I'm gonna focus a bit on my writing (yeah, I write fic, too lmaoooo) for a little bit before posting more memes. bc there's always more memes where I'm concerned. in the meantime, you can check out ✨✨✨ MY MASTERLIST ✨✨✨ if you want more from my beautiful goblin brain.

catch ya later, ♥Puddles♥

(mostly) tagging anybody who reblogged the last one:

@innerpersonunknown @talaok @atinylittlepain @hecatombix @thesummerpetrichor @atticrissfinch @joelscruff @your-slutty-gf @bonezone44 @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog @toxicanonymity @pedrit0-pascalit0 @pr0ximamidnight @zohaaan @chaotic-mystery @goodwithcheese @wannab-urs @sin-djarin @drewharrisonwriter @lucyeyelesbarrow @angiees-things @tbeep @tonys-fav-bitch @lovers-liability @pedroswife69 @pedropascalfan221 @lalosbxtch @bubblepopneurotic @vee-bees-blog @admirxation @daniegraceg @swiftispunk

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[thedrarrylibrarian]

Several people have been kind enough to let me publish their thoughts on fandom, community, and queerness to celebrate Pride in the Library. Today's piece comes from @lqtraintracks.

I got into fandom a long, long time ago, way back before I found HP in 2012. My early days in another fandom (days meaning years) are not a time I want to revisit, even though it started out really good. I got to explore my sexuality for the very first time there. I met my first gf there. And those things were beautiful, for sure; they were just short-lived. After a couple of years, I met an abuser, and from then on my fandom life was predetermined by them—what I could and couldn’t read, could and couldn’t write, who I could and couldn’t form friendships with, etc. And even in the midst of that, there were those friendships that bolstered me. @elrhiarhodan, I’m looking at you.

But after 13 ½ years of that… I found HP. And I found a wonderful person who would change my life. I met Shelly / @unmistakablyoatmeal. For the first time in a very long time, I saw someone writing queerly and freely, who, far from being limited to one pairing for life, was writing all kinds of pairings (and threesomes), dynamics, and stories! I was so powerfully drawn to that freedom, and to her, and in no small way, she and this fandom are why I survived, and how I escaped and started to change my life and reclaim it as my own. 

I’ve met so many wonderful people here, many of whom have become close friends, my best friends. I’ve been writing all the queer smut my little queer heart has desired for many years now, and it’s been beyond amazing.

But something changed for us a few years ago, and our community hasn’t been the same since. The person who wrote the canon turned on us. She revealed herself to be all kinds of monstrous. 

There were clues, of course—the antisemitism inherent in her Goblins, the fat phobia, the queer baiting without any actual rep, the racism and ignorance shown in naming Cho Chang, etc. We knew but maybe we didn’t want to know. And being white and not Jewish, I lived under an umbrella of privilege that meant I didn’t have to see it until other people began pointing these things out to me.

But then the transphobia started. And kept going. And it became her platform. And it got worse, and worse, and fucking worse

As painful and horrific as that has been, it seems to have done what that sort of vile bigotry has always done though: It’s shown us that we are and will always be stronger, wiser, more loving, and ultimately undefeatable. I’ll speak for myself: I wasn’t writing trans characters before. I was afraid I’d get it wrong. JKR’s evil bullshit is what pushed me to get over myself. 

This fandom is where I have learned the most about the queer community I love. It’s where I’ve truly learned to write. And it’s where I’ve learned about facets of queer life I’d never connected to properly before out of the fear of trying. 

Here’s what I’ve learned: Bloody no one comes together like we do! No one supports one another like we do! We’ve forged a stronger bond because of some terf’s hate, and I feel closer to my fellow queer creators than ever.

This fandom, you beautiful people, have taught me so much, continue to teach me so much. I’m honored to share this space with you. Happy Pride to all you gorgeous people being your trans, nb, fluid, ace, bi, pan, poly, intersex, queer, powerful selves.  Thank you from the bottom of my little queer heart. I love you.

Thank you, LQ, for joining me in the Library. I love your declaration of fandom as ours, and the recognition that we are a stronger community because of what we've overcome. Thank you for celebrating Pride in the Library with me.

If you want more @lqtraintracks be sure to check out their work on AO3! I just finished reading her Phoenix in the Fire and I was hooked the whole time! I couldn't stop until I'd devoured the whole thing. I think you'll be just as hooked as I was. I also want to throw in how much I loved A Strapping Young Man - I loved reading about Harry's desire for Draco, and how Harry's desire is bolstered by Draco's confidence.

🏳️‍🌈 Lots of Love and Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[ocprompts]

pardon my language but FUCK i wish i found this blog earlier. these are the minor details that i NEED for my ocs. i see your inbox is open to ranting so I'm going to take the chance to talk if that's okay.

now this alone may out myself to my friends on the off chance that they find this blog and that this is posted but i have over 500 ocs and counting because my brain wont stop generating new characters. id love to make a piece that includes ALL of them somehow but i really don't think my tablet or my sanity can handle doing that but its a nice thought

anyway out of those 500 only a good handful have some kind of storyline to them and somehow the one with the most normal life managed to become a fan (friends) favorite. he's a "short" white British guy who didn't realize he was bi until he hit college and it only happened bc he started to like his dormmate. he used to be ginger and my friends called him a leprechaun. the worst that happened to him is that he's had a shitty love life. even so i love him and my friend's oc aka his former dormmate aka his current bf. i draw them together all the time bc i think their dynamic is great and ngl my friend's oc is very pretty. like. very. but that's a box to unpack later

another oc i cherish is my first dnd oc which I'm not too worried about sharing bc I'm 95% sure the people I'm worried about finding this oc in particular don't use tumblr or at least arent on this side of tumblr. anyway she's a high elf wizard and shes so COOL even if her appearance is so different compared to the standard high elf. i gave her bright blue hair and bright green eyes when i was like 8 and I've kept them like that (but made the colors much duller). she has a large scar that branches out from the middle of her back to look like lightning bc she did a witch bolt on like 3 health and killed the boss and I'm still not over that and i dont care that that scar doesn't make much sense. her best friends are a halfling who thinks nearly getting killed every adventure is fun and a goblin the halfling and her met on their first adventure together. the halfling makes fun of the goblin 70% of the time but its okay bc they're all friends who work under a magic school and its great

like i said i have 500+ more but i think these are some highlights. honorable mentions include a girl who was arrested by her own gf and then broke out with her friends' help, a superhero oc i made when i was like 6 or 7 that has fire wings and her dad was originally manray from Spongebob somehow, a werewolf lady who is a walking red flag, a guy (gender neutral) who got high once and began being followed around by a demon right after it kicked in, and all of the ocs i made on roblox.

thank you sm if you read this I'm sorry this went on for so long i just cant be quiet about my own characters

no need to apologize EVER, if i didn't want people to ramble in my inbox, i'd close it!

[brainrot-yumm]

I think it's interesting that I (completely and utterly agender no matter how much I debate the topic internally) fuck so much more with femininity than my girlfriend (token cis of the friend group).

Like I know that clothes have no gender, but I dabble a lot in dresses and heels and jewelry and makeup. I would even if I passed more as androgynous/something not-femme, but being agender hasn't stopped my fashion. It's influenced other things (like my plans to get surgery/change my name) but not the femme fashion. I call my fashion style "casual drag" for many reasons but I think even that is explanatory to an extent. I've dedicated a LOT of time money and comfort into being able to slay all day and I don't ever plan on stopping.

And my gf? She's never read Frog and Toad apparently but she dresses just like them. I would argue that her outfits tend to go quite intensely on androgynous, far more than mine ever do, because she has a vibe and that's "goblin or gnome that lives in a hut somewhere where it often drizzles rain." She doesn't like skirts or heels or makeup at all, probably mostly due to having a background in show choir. And I love that about her I really do. Sometimes I'm sad that she won't let me dress her up but that's called consent and I listen!

I just think it's really funny that between me (fat n curvy, long-hair probably styled, accessorized, skirt wearing, heel wearing, big colors, occasional makeup, the whole shebang 80% of the time) and her (skinny n small [nice butt], bob-pixie type hair, overall wearing, only wearing "silly" jewelry, bucket hat wearer, could probably live a quaint life as a mouse wearing clothes in a hollow), if you asked a stranger who was the one with they/ze pronouns, they'd probably answer wrong.

It's silly! It's fun! Keep the outsiders guessing about the sapphic relationship! They don't gotta know!

[operaofsocks]

hi i'm tox and i like billdip. (he/him, 28 years old, queer as hell)

i tend to keep most of my fandom bullshittery to my main, @prismatoxic, but billdip is special to me in a way that just made this make sense. plus i have a lot to say about my fic writing for it that seems better kept to a specific audience.

speaking of fics--my magnum opus, so to speak, is Long Road to Hell, a bill redemption chapterfic that i've been working on since 2016. yes i'm still updating it. i promise! it's technically a slow burn, though once the romance actually starts it goes from 0 to 60 very fast. i can also assure you that bill does not turn into an uwu smol bean baby, and in fact i've tried really hard to make him believably start to alter his thoughts and actions while remaining kind of an abrasive bully. dunno if i always succeed, but i am trying.

it also does deal in bits and pieces of bill's backstory, so. come summer 2024 alex hirsch is most likely going to outdate just about everything i've written. maybe i can have the fic finished by then :')

i'm a dead dove enjoyer and dipper being underage or being manipulated by bill isn't something that bothers me (in fact, i welcome both). i also like humanoid bills just as much as his real form; i love seeing the different designs people come up with, and i think they all have merit, so don't come at me with that cringe culture shit. cringe is dead, i killed it myself.

i roleplay billdip from time to time with a heavy preference for playing bill. i'm always down to meet new people to do that with but if you're under 18, no. do not try. i am not interested. i also like talking to gf/billdip fans in general but the same rule applies. no i don't care that gravity falls is a cartoon. i'm not barging into your space by liking it and i'd appreciate you staying the fuck out of mine.

all that said... i also draw sometimes, so you might see some of that as well. my humanoid bill is a tall goblin man and i love him dearly.

[ask-dcf]

New asks today and ASK BOX WILL BE REOPENING SOON!

So things are finally gonna be taking easy now that things are back to a usual full swing. I apologize again for all the wait and to any who got upset for the waiting time. QwQ we got some good asks to do and once they all answered the ask box will be reopened! Saturday though I may or may not do at least one ask cuz imma be hanging with my gf for dnd (I realized I had the perfect character for us to mess around with character interactions. Funny Fey Goblin lol). But other than that and the possibility of a heat wave incoming, things should be going smoothly. As for other blog. It will continue soon. Have a few things I need before we can get back to the story. In any event much love and bless all! See you all real soon! ^^

[therhythmafterthesummer]

Imagining Chan and his gf being the biggest soulmates to the point of them finding and loving each other in every alternate universe … him as a wolf and him as a mechanic etc ( think everything everywhere all at once but they both would pick each other time and time again ) now my night is ruined

i was about to fall asleep when i got the email with this ask and i just NEEDED to answer it because, dear anon, sometimes i feel like y'all are in my head.

this is the moment i come clean and tell y'all that in the Rhythm Fanfiction Universe (lol), every single iteration of Chris and his girl are just him and the Queen from my fic Safe Haven.

I've said this exact same thing to my best friend multiple times before but i don't think I've ever said it here. SH was quite possibly my most ambitious project ever, it's super long and took me months to write and Chris and the Queen just marked me that much. they're THE soulmates. the originals. every single fic after SH has just been me reviving Chan and his Queen. Royal Knight Chan and his runaway princess, mechanic Chris and his chubby babe with the dingy car, goblin chan and his dragon princess, my future werewolf chan series and his girl there, hell even the timestamps lol

so yes, our dearest Pack Mum and Chris from WereRoomies are, in fact, bound by fate. a fate created by me and my love for these two souls finding each other time and time again in all possible universes cjndjdnfnf

i honestly think i do this with every "couple". like, every time i write anything with Minho i can't help but think these are him and his kitten in another universe, for example.

i know this is all crazy and maybe weird as hell but it's how my brain works so i roll with it hahahah

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

Music meme

Tagged by @monstrousgourmandizingcats, thank you!

Rules: Mark out the artists you listen to or the free space on the one labeled “Zira”. Then you take a screenshot or picture of that bingo and post it so I can see. Next, take a pic of the empty bingo and write your own music artists in it. Then leave a blank image as well so other people can screenshot the image and keep the game going.

I probably put in way more effort than I had to trying to match the band's logo with my Very Limited Default Windows 10 Home Edition font set (I don't even have Evanescent on this laptop!). Except Evanescence; I copied a png. The fave gets extra effort. But in case it's unreadable, the list is:

Evanescence, Shinedown, Epica, Xandria, Starset, Edenbridge, The Rasmus, Nightwish, Tarja Turunen, Kamelot, After Forever, Amy Lee, Amaranthe, Matias Puumala, Disturbed, Puffy AmiYumi.

I probably could've filled the entire 16-square chart out in symphonic metal bands alone! But I wanted to include SOME genre variation. These aren't even the most statistically accurate ones, as far as time spent listening to music; those would include underground djs and very local bands from sixteen years ago. But I wanted to use bands people would have had SOME chance of hearing about. ;P Puffy's there as a wildcard, and I included Puumala to acknowledge the instrumental stuff I love so much.

I tag, under the condition that you Want to Do It:

@chasm-connected @creepycute-kitty-gf @impulse-goblin @orionsdestiny @sirenianheart @sleepingway

And anyone else who sees this and would like to do a music meme!

[luwukass]

lukes favs! january 2024!

ignore that this is 4 days late,,, again

music (according to my spotify stats, in order of most to least streamed average top 10) songs: mirrorball, is it over now, star walkin, j christ, peace, right where you left me, champange problems, this is me trying, long story short and glitch albums: folklore, 1989 (taylors version),evermore, speak now (taylors version), midnights, lover, reputation, montero, fearless(taylors version) and red (taylors version) artists: as always bc i listen to a lot of taylor the other stats can be changed if i listen to the artist like twice so i only including the relevant ones which this month are just taylor and lil nas x

media podcasts: podcasts were the same as last month and the one before!(please let me know if you have any podcast recs) if you need a reminder they were gals and goblins which is a dnd podcast im really enjoying and swiftlit made by tumblrs own @kingofmyborrowedheart the taylor swift podcast thats deep dives into taylors lyrics! (no changes again) shows: more castlevania, my gf and i finished the scott pilgirm show i also finished percy jackson and watched more dr who nex and i watched all of gen v and more bobs burgersim also watch new girl with my gf and bf together also more atla with my gf! i also watched what if, echo and pokemon concierge movies: a lot of movie watching again hehe. leave the world behind, happy death day, grand buspest hotel, all 4 john wick movies, first 3 pirates movies, watched cars twice, scott piglirm twice, the marvel, love actually, all 3 kung fu panda movies, lil nas x long live montero, baby driver, birds of prey, mission impossible 1-4, puss in boots the last wish and spiderman no way home. comics: i didnt read any comics oops i have been so busy lol books: read a few chapters of percy jackson 2 and started rereading the hunger games books! didnt do much reading tho :/ games: alright so i was super able to play games bc my laptop crapped out on me completely but i did just get a new one so games im playing on this laptop dont count yet. more hades, cult of the lamb, more powerwash sim, more lethal company, jackbox game nights and i tried to play gang beasts but the laptop died so lol as always lmk if yall have any suggestions for anything!! im really trying to branch out with stuff so dont be afraid to send an ask!

also if you started following me this month this is a monthly thing so here are my december favs!

[labradorite-princess]

elf, ghost, goblin! 🥰💜

Thank you so so so so so v much for asking my love!!!!!!!

Elf- What are you proud of? 

When my dad's gf (who I do not like) said that my dog Bailey is well behaved!

Bailey is like my child and that was like the BEST compliant I've gotten about her!

Ghost- Favorite song? 

Savior - Black Veil Brides

Goblin- What makes you happy?  

My Mom

My Dogs

My Friends

Sleeping

My stuffed animal Eeyore my Dad got me in the third grade

[hungryhungryhalfling]

Character creation process

"Oh what if i made a tav that was my Main Tav and she was a halfling lesbian cleric of Yondalla who was raised by atheist scientists and wants to learn how to sword fight and prefers abjuration spells and doesn't really want a gf at this stage in her life and has a great friendship going with Gale (bc he reminds her of her dad) in spite of her SEVERE androphobia and is v awkward in social situations and eats enough to compete with Karlach even though it shouldn't be physically possible for her to consume as much food as she does and she adores art and wants to become a curator and once the adventure's over she ends up creating a Yondallan sanctuary/art gallery in Baldur's Gate (bc the nearest major Yondallan temple is all the way across the continent) where Small Folk (dwarves, halflings, and gnomes) can seek shelter but she'll make the occasional Big Folk exception and a major part of her personal quest (if she had one) would be finding a man who raped her when she was still a novice and stabbing the shit out of him and

what if i made a durge that was my Main Durge and she was a tiefling lesbian cleric of Kelemvor who doesn't want to hurt anyone and is terrified of herself and really wants to be a kinder person but if she think someone is Truly Awful (the goblins or the duergar) she will go apeshit on their asses and she keeps shutting down any possible lady romance bc she's scared she'll hurt them but has a great friendship going with Gale and she reflexively uses necromancy spells in combat even though she has mixed feelings about it due to her god and she did try to extend mercy to all of the Chosen bc she thought I Got a second chance Why shouldn’t They? but then the Chosen screw themselves over or say something shitty and she’s like Oh Well and she ADORES reading books and getting lost in stories and once the brain venture is over she goes and becomes a Kelemvorite librarian at a temple in another region (I'm thinking Calimport) to start anew yet again and

what if i made another tav that was a drow lesbian criminal bard who plays the violin like Lindsey Stirling and romances Lae'zel and while she's nice for the most part, but she's not above using intimidation and deception to get her way and she likes dying her hair purple and she murdered her family and is now the most wanted criminal in her homeland but she's on the surface bc she wanted to escape and

what if i made another tav that's a dwarf entertainer lesbian druid who likes to assume a cat form but really wants to learn how to turn into a Shetland pony and she prefers to use fire spells than plant spells and romances Shadowheart and she used to be a storyteller who told fables but she really wants to be a history scholar but she could never work up the money to attend any High Quality Academies and

what if I made another tav that's a halfling guild artisan bisexual monk who is romancing Astarion and whenever he makes Short comments she punches him in the dick stomach and she loves carpentry and will ramble for hours with Halsin about woodworking and she's from Rivington so she's streetsmart and she's journaling all of their adventures and plans to publish it all once the journey is over and

what if I made another tav that's a gnomish former noble bisexual paladin who used to be a princess of an island that no longer exists and now she travels Faerûn dispensing justice and healing folks and upholding an oath she swore to her family before they died and she loves using an heirloom glaive she's had since her younger days and she's romancing Gale and she didn't tell anyone about her upbringing bc she thought Why does it matter Everything I knew and Everyone I loved is gone It doesn't matter and Gale is trying so hard to convince her that it Does matter bc she carries their memories and remnants of their culture with her and

what if i made another tav that's a blue dragonborn bisexual ranger lady who grew up in extreme poverty and was almost kidnapped by someone for trafficking but escaped and found out that she loves living in the woods amongst animals and she's romancing Wyll but when she found out he was a Noble's Son she held him at arm's length for a while bc rich people usually spat on her in her homeland or tried to torment her for entertainment but Wyll continues to be sweet to her so she decides I can't Not fuck him and now he's talking about having children and she's wondering how the fuck did I get here and she's teaching him how to be a ranger now that he's the Blade of Avernus and she's his hunting partner and

what if i made another tav that's a lesbian half orc sorcerer that grew up as a deaconess among Selûnite worshippers but eventually left bc she decided she's agnostic and she's romancing Karlach and she's a FANTASTIC baker which the whole camp appreciates bc her mince pies are the bomb and she's trying so hard to be sweet even though people are put off by her being a half orc and

what if i made another tav that is just Me in the game and she's a lesbian human wizard who was yoinked out of our day and age while she was on her way to the office and suddenly now that she's in the Forgotten Realms she can learn magic and she is really excited to be in a world where she can DO FUCKING MAGIC and as she's learning more about the world she's trying to piece together connections between our world and the Forgotten Realms and also trying to explain our world to the companions and they are intrigued but also think What in the Fuck is That Place and she apprentices under Gale to try and learn history as well as magic and she's horrified by the amount of violence she now encounters on a daily basis and she is always desperate to take a nice hot shower bc hiking around for months not knowing when you can take a bath fucking sucks and she also has imposter syndrome bc she's wondering why tf it was her that got picked up by mind flayers bc she doesn't think she's all that worthy of actually being on a wondrous fantasy adventure and she partially thinks this is a dream she's going to wake up from and have to go to work again and live a boring non magic life and

[raraeavesmoriendi]

getting a tiny neurodivergent gripe off my chest before I go about my day:

I love my brother and his gf but I hate when they stay over bc my neuroweird Getting Up process goes from a couple of steps to Way Too Many steps

normally if it’s just me and my folks, I go downstairs as soon as I wake up and have had my meds, hang out in my pajamas and eat, maybe get some writing done, and then come back up and get dressed once my brain has given the signal it will allow me to do so

but when they’re here they always go downstairs completely dressed for the day and it feels awkward just to go down and hang out as I am, bc Brain Rules/OCD has decreed for years now that I always have to shower before I am Social-social, so this becomes

sitting in my room long enough for my meds to kick in

then I have to make sure my cat (who’s kept in my bedroom the entire time they stay over bc they’re both allergic) has breakfast and I set up his enrichment for the day

then I go shower and get dressed in a different bathroom across the house bc I let them have the one between mine and my brother’s room

then I come back and make sure the goblin prince has enough of everything (food, water, litter, sunlight, vantage points, bird noise, his meds) to be left alone comfortably for a while

while I put on A Face, which I don’t normally feel compelled to do at home but company rules are in play here

before I collect everything I might need for the day (bc I don’t want to upset the goblin prince by coming in and out too often and not taking him with me or letting him go anywhere else)

and go downstairs to Be Social

and by that point it’s basically already lunch, so it seems like I’ve been sleeping much later than I actually have and am being anti-social, when I’m really just sitting around waiting for my brain to function like a normal person’s

anyway. none of this is a huge deal, I’ve been having to do this same ritual that eats up half my day since the 18th now, and they won’t leave until the 31st, so I’m just frustrated

thank you to anyone who actually read this, I’m putting this here so I don’t snap at someone later by accident :’D

have a cat photo for your trouble

(the goblin prince when he is allowed to roam free, on top of the family magnet collection/fridge)

[mahougirlfriend-archive]

Goblin Pride Meruem - for when youre an ant king but also just a fuckign,, gross goblin who eats dirt 

(goblin pride and lesbian goblin flags by @slavmiku!) 

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

Tagged!

By @impulse-goblin, thanks Randy!

Three ships: JeriRae (Raven x Joey in NTT), puffshipping (Ryou x Joey in Yugioh), and I like griddlehark when it's done right! (A lot of the fandom misses the Nuances of their personalities, and I am VERY particular about my griddlehark.)

First ship ever: Uhhhhmmmm, I honestly don't remember my first ship. I sorta shipped RobStar (esp in NTT) and sorta shipped RobRae (esp in TT'03), but I didn't have that whole-hearted I LOVE THIS SHIP feeling until....... Okay that honestly might have been secretshipping (Dove x Srentha) because I'm a nerd with way too many feelings for my OCs!

Last song: Too Many by Tarja!

Last movie: I genuinely do not remember. Probably when I watched Arrival with my friend in England and her boyfriend? (Yes, that was months ago. I don't watch movies much on my own. ^^'; ) I really enjoyed it though!

Currently watching: Nothing, really! I know there are new Owl House episodes I need to watch, but my Internet connection at "home" sucks. I did watch a few assorted Pokemon episodes recently though, mostly because I wanted to see Goh's Misdreavus. (And I was not disappointed!)

Currently consuming: Water. Little while ago I had peanut butter and peach juice though.

Currently craving: Matcha tea or hot soup or stir fry or an omelette, honestly at this point I just want fresh food I can heat up. My landlady-roommate hasn't addressed the electrical problems yet and now the stove won't even work when she does let me use it. <XP And there is only so much you can do to pretty up a meal of canned tuna and canned vegetables.

Now for the tags! Apparently I'm supposed to tag 9. So I tag, under the condition that you want to do this:

@chasm-connected

@creepycute-kitty-gf (Do you like these?)

@cyberninja

@eos-the-burnished (take your mind off Some Hells?)

@monstrousgourmandizingcats (I know you've recently done a version of this, but I think this one has a couple different questions?)

@morraien (if you see this of course!)

@sailoraquila (If you'd rather not be tagged, let me know!)

@sirenianheart

@sleepingway