#i love my gfs goblin so much

[badkarma1998]

Quinn sketch that I might color

[thedrarrylibrarian]

Several people have been kind enough to let me publish their thoughts on fandom, community, and queerness to celebrate Pride in the Library. Today's piece comes from @lqtraintracks.

I got into fandom a long, long time ago, way back before I found HP in 2012. My early days in another fandom (days meaning years) are not a time I want to revisit, even though it started out really good. I got to explore my sexuality for the very first time there. I met my first gf there. And those things were beautiful, for sure; they were just short-lived. After a couple of years, I met an abuser, and from then on my fandom life was predetermined by them—what I could and couldn’t read, could and couldn’t write, who I could and couldn’t form friendships with, etc. And even in the midst of that, there were those friendships that bolstered me. @elrhiarhodan, I’m looking at you.

But after 13 ½ years of that… I found HP. And I found a wonderful person who would change my life. I met Shelly / @unmistakablyoatmeal. For the first time in a very long time, I saw someone writing queerly and freely, who, far from being limited to one pairing for life, was writing all kinds of pairings (and threesomes), dynamics, and stories! I was so powerfully drawn to that freedom, and to her, and in no small way, she and this fandom are why I survived, and how I escaped and started to change my life and reclaim it as my own. 

I’ve met so many wonderful people here, many of whom have become close friends, my best friends. I’ve been writing all the queer smut my little queer heart has desired for many years now, and it’s been beyond amazing.

But something changed for us a few years ago, and our community hasn’t been the same since. The person who wrote the canon turned on us. She revealed herself to be all kinds of monstrous. 

There were clues, of course—the antisemitism inherent in her Goblins, the fat phobia, the queer baiting without any actual rep, the racism and ignorance shown in naming Cho Chang, etc. We knew but maybe we didn’t want to know. And being white and not Jewish, I lived under an umbrella of privilege that meant I didn’t have to see it until other people began pointing these things out to me.

But then the transphobia started. And kept going. And it became her platform. And it got worse, and worse, and fucking worse

As painful and horrific as that has been, it seems to have done what that sort of vile bigotry has always done though: It’s shown us that we are and will always be stronger, wiser, more loving, and ultimately undefeatable. I’ll speak for myself: I wasn’t writing trans characters before. I was afraid I’d get it wrong. JKR’s evil bullshit is what pushed me to get over myself. 

This fandom is where I have learned the most about the queer community I love. It’s where I’ve truly learned to write. And it’s where I’ve learned about facets of queer life I’d never connected to properly before out of the fear of trying. 

Here’s what I’ve learned: Bloody no one comes together like we do! No one supports one another like we do! We’ve forged a stronger bond because of some terf’s hate, and I feel closer to my fellow queer creators than ever.

This fandom, you beautiful people, have taught me so much, continue to teach me so much. I’m honored to share this space with you. Happy Pride to all you gorgeous people being your trans, nb, fluid, ace, bi, pan, poly, intersex, queer, powerful selves.  Thank you from the bottom of my little queer heart. I love you.

Thank you, LQ, for joining me in the Library. I love your declaration of fandom as ours, and the recognition that we are a stronger community because of what we've overcome. Thank you for celebrating Pride in the Library with me.

If you want more @lqtraintracks be sure to check out their work on AO3! I just finished reading her Phoenix in the Fire and I was hooked the whole time! I couldn't stop until I'd devoured the whole thing. I think you'll be just as hooked as I was. I also want to throw in how much I loved A Strapping Young Man - I loved reading about Harry's desire for Draco, and how Harry's desire is bolstered by Draco's confidence.

🏳️‍🌈 Lots of Love and Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[ocprompts]

pardon my language but FUCK i wish i found this blog earlier. these are the minor details that i NEED for my ocs. i see your inbox is open to ranting so I'm going to take the chance to talk if that's okay.

now this alone may out myself to my friends on the off chance that they find this blog and that this is posted but i have over 500 ocs and counting because my brain wont stop generating new characters. id love to make a piece that includes ALL of them somehow but i really don't think my tablet or my sanity can handle doing that but its a nice thought

anyway out of those 500 only a good handful have some kind of storyline to them and somehow the one with the most normal life managed to become a fan (friends) favorite. he's a "short" white British guy who didn't realize he was bi until he hit college and it only happened bc he started to like his dormmate. he used to be ginger and my friends called him a leprechaun. the worst that happened to him is that he's had a shitty love life. even so i love him and my friend's oc aka his former dormmate aka his current bf. i draw them together all the time bc i think their dynamic is great and ngl my friend's oc is very pretty. like. very. but that's a box to unpack later

another oc i cherish is my first dnd oc which I'm not too worried about sharing bc I'm 95% sure the people I'm worried about finding this oc in particular don't use tumblr or at least arent on this side of tumblr. anyway she's a high elf wizard and shes so COOL even if her appearance is so different compared to the standard high elf. i gave her bright blue hair and bright green eyes when i was like 8 and I've kept them like that (but made the colors much duller). she has a large scar that branches out from the middle of her back to look like lightning bc she did a witch bolt on like 3 health and killed the boss and I'm still not over that and i dont care that that scar doesn't make much sense. her best friends are a halfling who thinks nearly getting killed every adventure is fun and a goblin the halfling and her met on their first adventure together. the halfling makes fun of the goblin 70% of the time but its okay bc they're all friends who work under a magic school and its great

like i said i have 500+ more but i think these are some highlights. honorable mentions include a girl who was arrested by her own gf and then broke out with her friends' help, a superhero oc i made when i was like 6 or 7 that has fire wings and her dad was originally manray from Spongebob somehow, a werewolf lady who is a walking red flag, a guy (gender neutral) who got high once and began being followed around by a demon right after it kicked in, and all of the ocs i made on roblox.

thank you sm if you read this I'm sorry this went on for so long i just cant be quiet about my own characters

no need to apologize EVER, if i didn't want people to ramble in my inbox, i'd close it!

[brainrot-yumm]

I think it's interesting that I (completely and utterly agender no matter how much I debate the topic internally) fuck so much more with femininity than my girlfriend (token cis of the friend group).

Like I know that clothes have no gender, but I dabble a lot in dresses and heels and jewelry and makeup. I would even if I passed more as androgynous/something not-femme, but being agender hasn't stopped my fashion. It's influenced other things (like my plans to get surgery/change my name) but not the femme fashion. I call my fashion style "casual drag" for many reasons but I think even that is explanatory to an extent. I've dedicated a LOT of time money and comfort into being able to slay all day and I don't ever plan on stopping.

And my gf? She's never read Frog and Toad apparently but she dresses just like them. I would argue that her outfits tend to go quite intensely on androgynous, far more than mine ever do, because she has a vibe and that's "goblin or gnome that lives in a hut somewhere where it often drizzles rain." She doesn't like skirts or heels or makeup at all, probably mostly due to having a background in show choir. And I love that about her I really do. Sometimes I'm sad that she won't let me dress her up but that's called consent and I listen!

I just think it's really funny that between me (fat n curvy, long-hair probably styled, accessorized, skirt wearing, heel wearing, big colors, occasional makeup, the whole shebang 80% of the time) and her (skinny n small [nice butt], bob-pixie type hair, overall wearing, only wearing "silly" jewelry, bucket hat wearer, could probably live a quaint life as a mouse wearing clothes in a hollow), if you asked a stranger who was the one with they/ze pronouns, they'd probably answer wrong.

It's silly! It's fun! Keep the outsiders guessing about the sapphic relationship! They don't gotta know!

[operaofsocks]

hi i'm tox and i like billdip. (he/him, 28 years old, queer as hell)

i tend to keep most of my fandom bullshittery to my main, @prismatoxic, but billdip is special to me in a way that just made this make sense. plus i have a lot to say about my fic writing for it that seems better kept to a specific audience.

speaking of fics--my magnum opus, so to speak, is Long Road to Hell, a bill redemption chapterfic that i've been working on since 2016. yes i'm still updating it. i promise! it's technically a slow burn, though once the romance actually starts it goes from 0 to 60 very fast. i can also assure you that bill does not turn into an uwu smol bean baby, and in fact i've tried really hard to make him believably start to alter his thoughts and actions while remaining kind of an abrasive bully. dunno if i always succeed, but i am trying.

it also does deal in bits and pieces of bill's backstory, so. come summer 2024 alex hirsch is most likely going to outdate just about everything i've written. maybe i can have the fic finished by then :')

i'm a dead dove enjoyer and dipper being underage or being manipulated by bill isn't something that bothers me (in fact, i welcome both). i also like humanoid bills just as much as his real form; i love seeing the different designs people come up with, and i think they all have merit, so don't come at me with that cringe culture shit. cringe is dead, i killed it myself.

i roleplay billdip from time to time with a heavy preference for playing bill. i'm always down to meet new people to do that with but if you're under 18, no. do not try. i am not interested. i also like talking to gf/billdip fans in general but the same rule applies. no i don't care that gravity falls is a cartoon. i'm not barging into your space by liking it and i'd appreciate you staying the fuck out of mine.

all that said... i also draw sometimes, so you might see some of that as well. my humanoid bill is a tall goblin man and i love him dearly.

[ask-dcf]

New asks today and ASK BOX WILL BE REOPENING SOON!

So things are finally gonna be taking easy now that things are back to a usual full swing. I apologize again for all the wait and to any who got upset for the waiting time. QwQ we got some good asks to do and once they all answered the ask box will be reopened! Saturday though I may or may not do at least one ask cuz imma be hanging with my gf for dnd (I realized I had the perfect character for us to mess around with character interactions. Funny Fey Goblin lol). But other than that and the possibility of a heat wave incoming, things should be going smoothly. As for other blog. It will continue soon. Have a few things I need before we can get back to the story. In any event much love and bless all! See you all real soon! ^^

[therhythmafterthesummer]

Imagining Chan and his gf being the biggest soulmates to the point of them finding and loving each other in every alternate universe … him as a wolf and him as a mechanic etc ( think everything everywhere all at once but they both would pick each other time and time again ) now my night is ruined

i was about to fall asleep when i got the email with this ask and i just NEEDED to answer it because, dear anon, sometimes i feel like y'all are in my head.

this is the moment i come clean and tell y'all that in the Rhythm Fanfiction Universe (lol), every single iteration of Chris and his girl are just him and the Queen from my fic Safe Haven.

I've said this exact same thing to my best friend multiple times before but i don't think I've ever said it here. SH was quite possibly my most ambitious project ever, it's super long and took me months to write and Chris and the Queen just marked me that much. they're THE soulmates. the originals. every single fic after SH has just been me reviving Chan and his Queen. Royal Knight Chan and his runaway princess, mechanic Chris and his chubby babe with the dingy car, goblin chan and his dragon princess, my future werewolf chan series and his girl there, hell even the timestamps lol

so yes, our dearest Pack Mum and Chris from WereRoomies are, in fact, bound by fate. a fate created by me and my love for these two souls finding each other time and time again in all possible universes cjndjdnfnf

i honestly think i do this with every "couple". like, every time i write anything with Minho i can't help but think these are him and his kitten in another universe, for example.

i know this is all crazy and maybe weird as hell but it's how my brain works so i roll with it hahahah

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

Music meme

Tagged by @monstrousgourmandizingcats, thank you!

Rules: Mark out the artists you listen to or the free space on the one labeled “Zira”. Then you take a screenshot or picture of that bingo and post it so I can see. Next, take a pic of the empty bingo and write your own music artists in it. Then leave a blank image as well so other people can screenshot the image and keep the game going.

I probably put in way more effort than I had to trying to match the band's logo with my Very Limited Default Windows 10 Home Edition font set (I don't even have Evanescent on this laptop!). Except Evanescence; I copied a png. The fave gets extra effort. But in case it's unreadable, the list is:

Evanescence, Shinedown, Epica, Xandria, Starset, Edenbridge, The Rasmus, Nightwish, Tarja Turunen, Kamelot, After Forever, Amy Lee, Amaranthe, Matias Puumala, Disturbed, Puffy AmiYumi.

I probably could've filled the entire 16-square chart out in symphonic metal bands alone! But I wanted to include SOME genre variation. These aren't even the most statistically accurate ones, as far as time spent listening to music; those would include underground djs and very local bands from sixteen years ago. But I wanted to use bands people would have had SOME chance of hearing about. ;P Puffy's there as a wildcard, and I included Puumala to acknowledge the instrumental stuff I love so much.

I tag, under the condition that you Want to Do It:

@chasm-connected @creepycute-kitty-gf @impulse-goblin @orionsdestiny @sirenianheart @sleepingway

And anyone else who sees this and would like to do a music meme!

[luwukass]

lukes favs! january 2024!

ignore that this is 4 days late,,, again

music (according to my spotify stats, in order of most to least streamed average top 10) songs: mirrorball, is it over now, star walkin, j christ, peace, right where you left me, champange problems, this is me trying, long story short and glitch albums: folklore, 1989 (taylors version),evermore, speak now (taylors version), midnights, lover, reputation, montero, fearless(taylors version) and red (taylors version) artists: as always bc i listen to a lot of taylor the other stats can be changed if i listen to the artist like twice so i only including the relevant ones which this month are just taylor and lil nas x

media podcasts: podcasts were the same as last month and the one before!(please let me know if you have any podcast recs) if you need a reminder they were gals and goblins which is a dnd podcast im really enjoying and swiftlit made by tumblrs own @kingofmyborrowedheart the taylor swift podcast thats deep dives into taylors lyrics! (no changes again) shows: more castlevania, my gf and i finished the scott pilgirm show i also finished percy jackson and watched more dr who nex and i watched all of gen v and more bobs burgersim also watch new girl with my gf and bf together also more atla with my gf! i also watched what if, echo and pokemon concierge movies: a lot of movie watching again hehe. leave the world behind, happy death day, grand buspest hotel, all 4 john wick movies, first 3 pirates movies, watched cars twice, scott piglirm twice, the marvel, love actually, all 3 kung fu panda movies, lil nas x long live montero, baby driver, birds of prey, mission impossible 1-4, puss in boots the last wish and spiderman no way home. comics: i didnt read any comics oops i have been so busy lol books: read a few chapters of percy jackson 2 and started rereading the hunger games books! didnt do much reading tho :/ games: alright so i was super able to play games bc my laptop crapped out on me completely but i did just get a new one so games im playing on this laptop dont count yet. more hades, cult of the lamb, more powerwash sim, more lethal company, jackbox game nights and i tried to play gang beasts but the laptop died so lol as always lmk if yall have any suggestions for anything!! im really trying to branch out with stuff so dont be afraid to send an ask!

also if you started following me this month this is a monthly thing so here are my december favs!

[labradorite-princess]

elf, ghost, goblin! 🥰💜

Thank you so so so so so v much for asking my love!!!!!!!

Elf- What are you proud of? 

When my dad's gf (who I do not like) said that my dog Bailey is well behaved!

Bailey is like my child and that was like the BEST compliant I've gotten about her!

Ghost- Favorite song? 

Savior - Black Veil Brides

Goblin- What makes you happy?  

My Mom

My Dogs

My Friends

Sleeping

My stuffed animal Eeyore my Dad got me in the third grade

[hungryhungryhalfling]

Character creation process

"Oh what if i made a tav that was my Main Tav and she was a halfling lesbian cleric of Yondalla who was raised by atheist scientists and wants to learn how to sword fight and prefers abjuration spells and doesn't really want a gf at this stage in her life and has a great friendship going with Gale (bc he reminds her of her dad) in spite of her SEVERE androphobia and is v awkward in social situations and eats enough to compete with Karlach even though it shouldn't be physically possible for her to consume as much food as she does and she adores art and wants to become a curator and once the adventure's over she ends up creating a Yondallan sanctuary/art gallery in Baldur's Gate (bc the nearest major Yondallan temple is all the way across the continent) where Small Folk (dwarves, halflings, and gnomes) can seek shelter but she'll make the occasional Big Folk exception and a major part of her personal quest (if she had one) would be finding a man who raped her when she was still a novice and stabbing the shit out of him and

what if i made a durge that was my Main Durge and she was a tiefling lesbian cleric of Kelemvor who doesn't want to hurt anyone and is terrified of herself and really wants to be a kinder person but if she think someone is Truly Awful (the goblins or the duergar) she will go apeshit on their asses and she keeps shutting down any possible lady romance bc she's scared she'll hurt them but has a great friendship going with Gale and she reflexively uses necromancy spells in combat even though she has mixed feelings about it due to her god and she did try to extend mercy to all of the Chosen bc she thought I Got a second chance Why shouldn’t They? but then the Chosen screw themselves over or say something shitty and she’s like Oh Well and she ADORES reading books and getting lost in stories and once the brain venture is over she goes and becomes a Kelemvorite librarian at a temple in another region (I'm thinking Calimport) to start anew yet again and

what if i made another tav that was a drow lesbian criminal bard who plays the violin like Lindsey Stirling and romances Lae'zel and while she's nice for the most part, but she's not above using intimidation and deception to get her way and she likes dying her hair purple and she murdered her family and is now the most wanted criminal in her homeland but she's on the surface bc she wanted to escape and

what if i made another tav that's a dwarf entertainer lesbian druid who likes to assume a cat form but really wants to learn how to turn into a Shetland pony and she prefers to use fire spells than plant spells and romances Shadowheart and she used to be a storyteller who told fables but she really wants to be a history scholar but she could never work up the money to attend any High Quality Academies and

what if I made another tav that's a halfling guild artisan bisexual monk who is romancing Astarion and whenever he makes Short comments she punches him in the dick stomach and she loves carpentry and will ramble for hours with Halsin about woodworking and she's from Rivington so she's streetsmart and she's journaling all of their adventures and plans to publish it all once the journey is over and

what if I made another tav that's a gnomish former noble bisexual paladin who used to be a princess of an island that no longer exists and now she travels Faerûn dispensing justice and healing folks and upholding an oath she swore to her family before they died and she loves using an heirloom glaive she's had since her younger days and she's romancing Gale and she didn't tell anyone about her upbringing bc she thought Why does it matter Everything I knew and Everyone I loved is gone It doesn't matter and Gale is trying so hard to convince her that it Does matter bc she carries their memories and remnants of their culture with her and

what if i made another tav that's a blue dragonborn bisexual ranger lady who grew up in extreme poverty and was almost kidnapped by someone for trafficking but escaped and found out that she loves living in the woods amongst animals and she's romancing Wyll but when she found out he was a Noble's Son she held him at arm's length for a while bc rich people usually spat on her in her homeland or tried to torment her for entertainment but Wyll continues to be sweet to her so she decides I can't Not fuck him and now he's talking about having children and she's wondering how the fuck did I get here and she's teaching him how to be a ranger now that he's the Blade of Avernus and she's his hunting partner and

what if i made another tav that's a lesbian half orc sorcerer that grew up as a deaconess among Selûnite worshippers but eventually left bc she decided she's agnostic and she's romancing Karlach and she's a FANTASTIC baker which the whole camp appreciates bc her mince pies are the bomb and she's trying so hard to be sweet even though people are put off by her being a half orc and

what if i made another tav that is just Me in the game and she's a lesbian human wizard who was yoinked out of our day and age while she was on her way to the office and suddenly now that she's in the Forgotten Realms she can learn magic and she is really excited to be in a world where she can DO FUCKING MAGIC and as she's learning more about the world she's trying to piece together connections between our world and the Forgotten Realms and also trying to explain our world to the companions and they are intrigued but also think What in the Fuck is That Place and she apprentices under Gale to try and learn history as well as magic and she's horrified by the amount of violence she now encounters on a daily basis and she is always desperate to take a nice hot shower bc hiking around for months not knowing when you can take a bath fucking sucks and she also has imposter syndrome bc she's wondering why tf it was her that got picked up by mind flayers bc she doesn't think she's all that worthy of actually being on a wondrous fantasy adventure and she partially thinks this is a dream she's going to wake up from and have to go to work again and live a boring non magic life and

[mahougirlfriend-archive]

Goblin Pride Meruem - for when youre an ant king but also just a fuckign,, gross goblin who eats dirt 

(goblin pride and lesbian goblin flags by @slavmiku!) 

[chaosresponcibly]

How I think each of the s1 and s2 Empires characters would react to seeing each other.

False is kinda terrified of Pearl, but overall thinks she's cool. Pearl wants False to be her new sparring buddy (like, the woman built a machine to murder giant hunks of metal and wears clothes she pilfered from a corpse, of course Pearl would love her). False doesnt understand that this is a statement of affection and is even more terrified.

The Scotts are just the 'Misery and CPR' meme. Elf Scott keeps talking about his demon brother and tragic backstoryTM, and the Chromia king just goes "oh yea a magic skull stole my eyeball and a wizard gave me a new one.' Eventually they start talking about their bfs and become friends ('my husband rescued me from a dungeon so I built him a cave full of his favorite things' 'nice. My boyfriend just shows up randomly and gives me wood').

The Jimmys absolutely confuse the hell out of each other. The Codfather just off-handedly talks about his traumatic past in between bouts of how awesome his sister and brother-in-law are. He's a god and totally unbothered by it, while the Sheriff keeps grumbling about God calling him a toy when he is Not A Toy. They introduce each other to the other Norman.

The Sausages just point at each other like the spiderman meme. They joke about their trauma while still smiling. They coo over Bubbles together. The protector of Sanctuary talks about Eddie and Hermes. The king of Mythland talks about his little siblings and how much he loves them; he also mentions his best friend who sounds suspiciously similar to the sunflower goddess...

The Joels HATE each other. God Joel keeps making fun of the Mad King for being short and made of clay and he just laughs his ass off, doesnt acknowledge him, and rants about how amazing his fish wife is. God Joel feels insecure and angry, the Mad King is offended because someone is ignore how AMAZING AND WONDERFUL his wife is.

The Pixls have a wonderful afternoon drinking and spilling tea. They discuss philosphy and history, they lovingly make fun of Jimmy, they compliment each other's empires.

Shrub and Shelby are instant friends. Shrub is kinda scared of Shelby because witches could mean bad news, but Shelby instantly introduces Tortoise and all goes well. They talk about their different magic, Shelby gives a whole bundle of potions to the wolves. They talk about how cute Katherine is and mom-friend Joey.

The Joeys respect each other. They arent that close, but they think each other are cool. They fight over if Katherine or Xornoth is better; neither wins but they have fun coming up with compliments for the people they like (they also talk as if said objects of affection love them back).

The Katherines go monster hunting together. Overgrown Katherine talks about her awesome gnome gf. Glimmer Grove Katherine complains about her suitor that cant seem to understand that she isnt a pirate.

At first, the fWhips bond over chaos and destruction. 'I put wardens in half the server's bases to thank them for coming to my wedding' 'I created a ravine.' All goes well until Jimmy gets brought up. Count fWhip complains about the whole 'board of dead salmon' thing, and Goblin fWhip jumps to his defense. They get into a big ol fight and make up a little while later.

The Gems, while amicable, dont really like each other. Wizard Gem thinks Princess Gem's a scardy cat, and Princess Gem thinks Wizard Gem is too intense and a little scary. They do have fun talking about fWhip and Sausage though.

Mayor Lizzie is both a little intimidated by the ocean enpress, and also thinks she's super cool. She's an actual strong, tall, powerful god (unlike the one from Stratos). She is a little scary, though, cause of the army of axolotls and the whole water thing. The ocean empress thinks she's nice (and kinda funny); Mayor Lizzie really reminds her of her friend with his empire of cats before he got corrupted...

[tempural]

Here’s the two types of Normans I’ve been drawing for different situations.  One Dafoe flavored, one cartoon/comix flavored.

Nudity and scarring under the cut, along with some headcanon text barf!

Dafoe’s Norman has such a specific body type that I love so much and have mutated into my own strange crab-person.

Shorter!  5′5″ max!  

Straight auburn hair.

Large prominent ribcage of course.  Very bony, especially post-mortem.

His goblin glider stabbed him in in the nuts for whatever reason (thanks Raimi), so post-mortem he needed a penectomy.  This is a great way to nullify your faves AGAIN so they have no pp for your pleasure!!!

If he survived his goblin glider stabbing, Peter may have taken him to the hospital instead of to the Oscorp mcMansion.  Pete and Dafoblin would be on much better terms, but still uneasy due to the whole “alter-ego that murders people and terrorizes my family” thing.  

I’d love for Peter to feel guilted into being Norman’s caretaker, both physically and mentally :) Because with Harry dead, there’s literally no one else there for Norman.  Help gramps sort his schizophrenia meds!

Comx/Cartoon Norman is a big conglomeration of the things I like from various drawn media.  Which is to say, I LOVE spectacular spider-man’s whore-man but also the patheticness of early 60′s-70′s comix and 90′s cartoon Norman.

Tall hot GF!  About 6 feet?

Curly ginger hair, a brighter orange tone.  The vaunted Osborn waves!

Curvaceous body, with larger boobs and hips and more body fat.  He looks a bit healthier and younger, and he needs to fill out his green goblin spandex with his slightly thick thighs.

His goblin glider stabbed him in the chest, and he canonically DOES have a cross-shaped chest scar in some appearances!  Very sexy.  

He retains his lil’ pp.  For now.  Because I’m obsessed with him having curly renaissance sculpture fig-leaf-pubes.

We all know this kind of Norman never stays dead... and Peter HATES IT!!!  Very hard to forgive the guy who’s murdered and impregnated so many people close to you.  This Peter/Norman relationship is very contentious... lots of hate!!  The comix/cartoon Peter is much less dorky than Tobey, and much more angry, vengeful, and aggressive.  But you can’t just choke him out, cuz whattabout Harry?!  It’s very hard for me to conceptualize any sort of romantic relationship between the two... this Norman’s so naughty!

[unknown-jewel]

Julie, Texas, and Hunter for your character ask meme :)

Julie:

Favorite thing about them

Her unwavering loyalty to the Burners and to Motorcity. It's not easy to go against the wishes of someone you love, even when you know they're in the wrong, but she does so every day, without a second thought. Because she knows it's the right thing to do. I love that. <3

Least favorite thing about them

I do get a little bit frustrated at her for not telling her friends who she really is. On the one hand, I get why she's cautious, but on the other hand, come on, they're your friends and you should trust them! Also, the longer you put off telling someone something important the worse it'll be when they do find out, so...

Favorite line

"I can't just sit back and let my father... Y'know if I don't try to help Motorcity then I'm no better than him."

BROTP

Her and Claire! I love their friendship so much!

OTP

You already know it's Jukebox! They're my everything! :')

NOTP

Texie. Listen, I like Texas, but in the bluntest possible terms, Julie deserves better.

Random headcanon

She's a great singer, and knows how to play a lot of different instruments. You can thank @snowbatmakesstuff for the latter half of that headcanon.

Unpopular opinion

Can't think of anything, honestly.

Song I associate with them

"Dead Mom" from the Beetlejuice musical.

Favorite picture of them

Texas:

Favorite thing about them

He's super funny!

Least favorite thing about them

That being said, he does toe the line between being obnoxious in a funny way and being obnoxious in an obnoxious way a little too often for my liking.

Favorite line

"You gotta stop thinking about what you didn't do and start thinking about what you're doing to save people now."

BROTP

Him and Mike. Their combined chaotic dumbass energy is off the charts. XD

OTP

Texas x Junior. They have messy, chaotic, on again, off again relationship energy and I'm here for it.

NOTP

See Julie's NOTP entry above.

Random headcanon

I like to think him giving Jacob the food truck in "Blonde Thunder" wasn't an isolated incident. I think whenever he goes out if he finds something interesting that he thinks one of the other Burners will like he'll bring it home, wash it, and give it to them as a gift. Trash goblin energy.

Unpopular opinion

I think he's the least interesting of the Burners. :/

Song I associate with them

"Victorious" by Panic! at the Disco

Favorite picture of them

Hunter:

Favorite thing about them

I like that his character can be really sad, or really funny, or both at the same time. There's a great duality and balance to him that I really like.

Least favorite thing about them

I kind of wish he'd been introduced/alluded to in the first season (before the finale). The fact that there's no mention of Emperor Belos having any living family members, or of the Golden Guard title being a thing at all in the first season makes his introduction feel kind of out of left field. More of a problem with the writing than with his character, but still.

Favorite line

"This is my grave! Want me to make you one too?"

BROTP

He and Gus have a really cute brotherly thing going on and I really hope we get to see more of it in season 3. :)

OTP

Huntlow is pretty cute.

NOTP

Lunter. His relationship with Luz feels more sibling-like than anything to me. And Luz is happy with her gf, thank you very much.

Random headcanon

Since he didn't have a phone (scroll, whatever you wanna call it) before "Any Sport in a Storm" he does not know how other people his age text at all. All of his texts are in proper English with perfect grammar, spelling, capitalization, and punctuation. He texts like an old man. XD

Unpopular opinion

Again, can't think of anything.

Song I associate with them

"This Is Home" by Cavetown

Favorite picture of them

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

Tagged!

By @impulse-goblin, thanks Randy!

Three ships: JeriRae (Raven x Joey in NTT), puffshipping (Ryou x Joey in Yugioh), and I like griddlehark when it's done right! (A lot of the fandom misses the Nuances of their personalities, and I am VERY particular about my griddlehark.)

First ship ever: Uhhhhmmmm, I honestly don't remember my first ship. I sorta shipped RobStar (esp in NTT) and sorta shipped RobRae (esp in TT'03), but I didn't have that whole-hearted I LOVE THIS SHIP feeling until....... Okay that honestly might have been secretshipping (Dove x Srentha) because I'm a nerd with way too many feelings for my OCs!

Last song: Too Many by Tarja!

Last movie: I genuinely do not remember. Probably when I watched Arrival with my friend in England and her boyfriend? (Yes, that was months ago. I don't watch movies much on my own. ^^'; ) I really enjoyed it though!

Currently watching: Nothing, really! I know there are new Owl House episodes I need to watch, but my Internet connection at "home" sucks. I did watch a few assorted Pokemon episodes recently though, mostly because I wanted to see Goh's Misdreavus. (And I was not disappointed!)

Currently consuming: Water. Little while ago I had peanut butter and peach juice though.

Currently craving: Matcha tea or hot soup or stir fry or an omelette, honestly at this point I just want fresh food I can heat up. My landlady-roommate hasn't addressed the electrical problems yet and now the stove won't even work when she does let me use it. <XP And there is only so much you can do to pretty up a meal of canned tuna and canned vegetables.

Now for the tags! Apparently I'm supposed to tag 9. So I tag, under the condition that you want to do this:

@chasm-connected

@creepycute-kitty-gf (Do you like these?)

@cyberninja

@eos-the-burnished (take your mind off Some Hells?)

@monstrousgourmandizingcats (I know you've recently done a version of this, but I think this one has a couple different questions?)

@morraien (if you see this of course!)

@sailoraquila (If you'd rather not be tagged, let me know!)

@sirenianheart

@sleepingway