#i love my cryptid baby

[spellboundcities]

Another bout of shenanigans from yours truly

[etapereine]

i was today years old when i discovered that the “jonas jumping into wout’s arms” photo from the 2021 tour came from jonas’s instagram?!?

[hellishgayliath]

Oooooooooohhhh im gonna feel bad for saying this and it kills me cuz i love epic with my whole heart but

Wisdom Saga did not hit right :v

[frnkiebby]

X is for X-Eyes

honestly what a fuckin cutie~🎃

[gatorgrumbles]

I'm ready for Halloween. Here's my drawing of Wither.

[cairafea]

team big jacket

[snootlestheangel]

i know you mentioned ness' eye color and that he has vitiligo, but do you have any other physical description of him?

Yes I do!

*I have to add that I just see one of his eyes being just the most beautiful green-ish color and the other being an almost honey brown. He got such pretty eyes*

He's got a darker skin tone. Part of it is his Greek ancestry (his dad is basically almost all Greek), and part of it is definitely the amount of time he spends in the sun (he's always coated in sunscreen, don't worry. The first time Graves saw him swimming without his wetsuit and the commander barely managed to control himself from freaking out that Ness was gonna get sunburnt really bad)

But he's got an aquiline nose (I go feral for one of these), and it's actually pretty prominent. His hair is dark, but not black, and curls so much. He's constantly swimming though, so odds are it's either wet or under a cap of some sort. He does not care for his hair like he should, but he really doesn't have the desire to. He's always rolling his eyes when someone says it is black cause "no, it's not. Yes, it looks that way, but it's also wet right now"

Despite being only about 5'6" maybe 5'7" on a good day, he's got such a swimmer's physique: his shoulder muscles are just so gorgeous, and he's got a nice comfy layer of fat everywhere. Definitely has thick hair, and it's everywhere, which makes him even more self-conscious about showing skin. When he's got vitiligo making his skin already look patchy, and he's got dark hair covering his chest and down his stomach, he's really self-conscious. (his happy trail *punches a wall*)

This is part of why he's always in a wetsuit when he's swimming cause it prevents him from having to constantly shave. It's not necessary he shaves, but it is a mental and slight physical benefit to swimming if shaved. For some reason, he's found that putting on a wetsuit gives the same benefits, so he's happy where he is.

When he's in normal clothes, he's typically got long sleeves (his boyfriend loves the ones that hug his body), and sweatpants. Or he's wearing sweatshirts and jeans. Some combination of those. Very rarely is he wearing short sleeves or shorts, but if it's above a certain degree, he'll sacrifice his mental comfort for physical comfort. He'd rather be getting the feeling of being judged/watched than overheat and pass out.

Constantly looks freaked out, but he really isn't. Like his eyes are always 0.0

Lot of heavy metal band shirts (sometimes he'll wear long sleeve compression shirts under these shirts during leave or something)

[a-s-levynn]

Mini Ves is trying to stay in shape, but his weights are so heavy, and he's getting tired. Would you mind holding them for him a bit?

Tiny Vessel had the brilliant idea of alternating sets, but.. [you never going to catch him admit that he is also struggling a bit there]

[paul-simon-juggling]

Young Simon & Garfunkel pics that make me happy which u may or may not have seen: Paul Edition :D

[gender-euphowrya]

something about when gamer men do the whole "ugh women just don't get why we love gaming so much :(". Well. maybe if women were actually treated seriously as gamers and gaming stopped being seen as a Male Activity where they get yelled at and harassed in voice chats or made to feel like the only games they're allowed to touch are the sims and stardew valley played on their pink computers

maybe women would 'get' gaming if gaming 'got' women

[kaybdoodles]

I just updated my Etsy store with all the Patreon designs I made before June of this year! That happened to be when I gave birth to my son, which has made it hard to continue with freelance work/commissions, and I probably won't be able to get back to that for a few months as we get used to living with a newborn! I'm hoping to compensate for that with my Etsy, which has started to get more consistent sales in the last year! I have cute bird, Dungeons and Dragons, yokai and cryptid stickers and keychains, along with Genshin Impact buttons!

Please consider checking my store out!

[hellishgayliath]

A fun thing me and my sister do is sing parts of the Epic songs but in the funniest character voices we can manage to imitate. Examples being Christoper Walkin, Kermit the frog, Mickey Mouse, Jennifer Coolidge, Danny Devito, etc. Our personal favourite bit to do is Poseidon’s get in the water line but in the most babiest voice ever, like a baby trying to sound menacing but you’re too busy laughing at him xD

Another thing that absolutely KILLED me is when she did Mickey Mouse’s voice singing Hold them down and if you know the words to that song then you can imagine the imagery that carries xDDD

[cannibalspicnic]

Wentworth AU where Joan Ferguson is successful in kidnapping Vera's baby, and then she has to take care of a baby.

[thehappiestgolucky]

Powerhouse girls that are ready to have total world domination

[sherlockig]

EP 67 The Buzz Bingo Issue - the one with the little dancing.

[shiocreator]

Hi so cryptids on the brain again, i also shoved my oc into most of these doodles