Still technically taking a break until tomorrow, but Impulse or Beef for the headcanon ask game? 👀👀👀
heeheehoo okay im doing beef but i might do impulse also
okay no pronouns beef. beefs just A Guy (gender neutral)
aroace beef not entiiiirely like romance repulsed but like not entirely romance neutral either (has 'dated' but eh its a whole like Thing)
ravager hybrid & hides the hybridity for a while, at least until like s8/9
^ related to that, beef was born to some ravagers in a pillager group but accidentally got left behind when they were all out on a patrol and was raised in a village by some very kind villagers
the whole alien thing in s8 was kinda some weird effects from the moon like making the ravager traits like come through like way full force like beef just normally doesnt have grey skin but the moon weirdness made beefs skin turn grey ish, the eye thing is just. idk how to explain that but whatever the moon was weird things didnt make sense
is weird abt food and just eats fuckin whatever bc like it tastes nice and beefs body can process it fine so like why not
doesnt really understand that other people cant eat stuff in the same way so beef makes shops abt it (see the canned rotten flesh shop in mindcrack feed the beast and whatever the fuck the s8 shop was)
has like kinda shoulder length hair but most of the hermits dont realise that bc beef always has it up in some way (beef let it grow out a little when everyone dissapeared to empires but didnt really like it in the end and got xb to cut it before everyone came back)
loooooves music (pillagers and villagers dont make their own music beef only ever sometimes heard little bits from an allay or two before getting left behind)
beef sometimes feels a bit insecure abt the skillset beef posesses wrt building & redstone etc (and that whole insecurity is part of the reason why beef hid the hybridness for so long)
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Random hcs that have been on my mind for the past couple days: now in doodle format!
Text for each drawing written out under the cut in case it's not clear or anyone wants to translate it!
(1)
<- Somehow soft??
<-Sometimes makes a comforting hum/rumble
<-Holding for support
(2)
<-Walks so quietly everywhere he goes
<-Is about to meet god
(3)
<-Can't see well in the dark (no eyelights)
<-Can't help himself
(4)
<-Thinks Color will turn Killer against him and convince him to run away
(5)
<-Thinks Nightmare is using them all for the negativity and has brainwashed Killer into liking it
(6)
<-Thinks if he runs and jumps at Cross as fast as he can Cross will lift him and it'll look so cool
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DAY 1 of hermit-a-day-may 2024!!!!!! I am so unbelievably happy to be participating in this for the second year in a row C:
Day 1 is Beef, and I have to say I absolutely love his current skin its very pretty and I enjoy the colors a lot :D
@hermitadaymay <- tagging for day 1 so yall can check it out! Take care!!
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Something really funny that's occurred to me is the way Joe talks about Maccie is like she's some catastrophic event that happened to their family "I can't believe she's been here that long." / "Everything's been different since she was born" / "Everything changed." / "She changed everything."
And it's just rlly funny to me. I want to up the dramaticness of his words at some point. And anyway, he's talking to the Samurai/Ronin for the first time and I'm wondering the impression he's getting lmao
Joe is certainly expressive to me, but only when he's given the chance. And I think w Ronin, he just started letting a lot of stuff out bc thus guy is gonna go on his way anyways.. but then he's like wait!!! Actually let me go?? For a little? (Platonic yearning so bad)
Ronin like 》^. "I suppose.. Alright, curious karate man, I'll accompany you a little longer."
Or something I'm messing around UGH
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I'm not enough of a book purist to not being able to enjoy headcanons, crackships etc (as a matter of fact I do love them). But seeing newbies unironically and completely serious considering aemond to "trying to be the perfect son", or "heleana is the people's princess" or "rhaenyra is calm, collected and strategic", "Daemon is the family's clown, the agent of chaos" legit gives me a headache because they are nothing like that.
And I'm not talking about ppl writing fanfics with this type of characterization, but ppl legit having takes based on the terrible portrayal of the show. And even when they go to read f&b they still have the image the show gave them because they don't seem capable of letting go.
it just feels like Jon Snow/Daenerys Targaryen character assassination all of again.
There are so many people who consider Jon to be basically ned 2.0 and Dany a mad queen-girlboss-slay
I just wish we could seperate books from adaptations. That's all
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Sometimes, inspiration comes from historical shows. Sometimes that comes from centuries old rumors of things that probably didn't happen like that.
All this is to casually say: blood eagles are a thing that do genuinely happen exactly like that or worse in the Hells, and their brand of magic will keep you alive and suffering through it as long as they so please.
As a side note, though, I suggest you only look up what I'm talking about if you're comfortable with torture and gore.
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Beef and Cleo teaming up to go into the new nether… it’s like two moms hanging out
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