#i love mess!

[rayandgay]

#it'scomplicated

[sidewalk-scrawls]

I've been in the acceptance stage of grief regarding ofmd for months, having realized that the show clowned on us all, so its cancellation is simply an extremely funny nail in the coffin.

[cranberrykiwi]

I LOVE A CRUMBLING MARRIAGE!

Those divorce papers gonna go crazyyy

[mommytimmy]

GLAD YOU ASKED @pokeberry5

After a month or two of regular drawing, my program starts lagging because I refuse to open a new file. I open a new file once it lags a little bit because that’s just the program telling me it’s enough 🙈🙈🙈

[witski]

[salomeapologist]

gotta say: tequila and popcorn WAS the move

[sea-shelly]

me on my telephone reading mercedes fans infighting on reddit

[remyfire]

Rereading old fics and idk why this exchange always makes me laugh

Before either of them can say a word, the nerves crawl up Hawkeye's throat and begin slipping free. "Y'know, I'm starting to get a sense that the psychiatrist has been discussing me outside of office hours. That maybe I should be a little concerned." "Hey," Sam says again, his grip around Hawkeye tightening. "It's not like that." "Would you be worried if it was?" Sidney asks almost absently. Sam grunts. "Sid." Sidney flicks his eyes back, then holds up his hands. "It's not like that."

Like, when you're intrigued by one of your favorite people to such a fervent degree that you forget to turn off the part of your brain that is actively making him nervous. When you've never been this goddamn curious about someone in your whole life, for better or for worse, and have no idea what's waiting for the both of you two years over the horizon. Aaaaaaand when your boyfriend has to give you a little cuff because really? Now?

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[gaypeople]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE - 2.04 “I Want You More Than Anything in the World”

[spaceistheplaceart]

more ford and mabel bonding because i said so :)

bonus ford under the cut:

[theaxolotlkween]

Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

Asexual icon

Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

[redwinterroses]

[You Can Bop if You Want To is playing behind this entire clip]

Gem: "If Bdubs walks up to us right now he's gonna have so many questions." [general laughter from Skizz, Tango, Cub, Pearl, Scar, and Impulse.] Skizz: "I want us to just set this up in front of somebody's house to just do it until they come out!" [Tango and Pearl laugh and "hooooo..." in unison] Skizz: [singing along] "...no friends of miiiiine..." Pearl: "That is so good..." Skizz: "This is amazing--" Pearl: "It's almost on beat too!" Impulse: "It's so close--" Pearl: [distinctly off-beat] "Bop, bop, bop!" [Pearl and Skizz back and forth "bop"-ing, Skizz on-beat and Pearl off] Skizz: [laughing] "Pearl!" Pearl: "What!?" Skizz: [imitating Pearl] "Pearl! Bap bap bap!" Gem: "The lag is making--" Pearl: "Am I delayed?" Skizz: "A bap bap bap--" Gem: "--it's like, totally different--" Pearl: "Ohhhh, maan...!" Skizz: "Dude, this is amazing--!" Pearl: "This is great." [Tango laughing] Skizz: "We are so in sync, dude!" Tango: "This is so cool -- we are so professional!"

[lilislegacy]

Percy at ease

Percy calm, but a little on edge

Percy when mildly angry

Friendly reminder that Percy jackson - our beloved silly adorable seaweed brain - is absolutely terrifying. When he’s angry, when he’s scared, when he’s on edge - he’s not warm and fuzzy.

No other character gets that reaction from people. Jason (the sweetie) is perceived as calm and in control, nico (our favorite self-outcasted outcast) is perceived as solemn and creepy, reyna (girlboss queen slay) is perceived as confident and assertive, and annabeth (our girl) is perceived as fierce, clever, and formidable. They are all intimidating to an extent.

But not like Percy. No. Becasue even when he’s at ease, he’s described as wild and disobedient. And when he’s not at ease, even if just little bit, he’s perceived as powerful, dangerous, and scary. Someone who NOBODY wants to mess with. Nobody even questions his power. One look from him has literal gangs running the other way. One look from him has Leo so scared that he’s literally shaking, and feeling the same innate fright and alarm that he does when jason summons an ear-piercing, earth-shaking, deadly bolt of lighting.

like… HELLO??? can we all just sit on that for a moment?? good lord

One angry look from percy has people thinking one thing: Run.

Percy is, canonically, the character that people find the most frightening and intimidating.

And unless he’s in a good mood - which you better hope he is - the reality is that most of us would be completely terrified of him if we met him.

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

[hinamie]

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