#i love him. that’s babygirl…

[coldbam]

kgjfjf i think it’s so funny how much of the reaction is centered around the dislike for cheating stories when ill be honest i didn’t even clock it as cheating in my head until the post episode interviews did. like hkfjjgnfg idk man him and marisol are not serious, 705 they are moving in together then backing out and “starting over” whatever that means, last week she’s doesn’t even get an invite to the wedding, and this week they’re playing get to know you games, (weirdly WITH christopher in attendance, bc eddie doesn’t know how to have relationships with women that isn’t centered around his kid)

like sure they may be exclusive in tv land but as viewers we are not supposed to care about her or their relationship! and i’m excited for eddie to be chaotic and messy and see this blow up in his face, like there is NO clean way through this and as a veiwer that’s DELICIOUS.

[kensatou]

rattling the bars of my cage screaming for bread

[risetherivermoon]

me standing outside the clinic at 6am in the rain holding a jar of pickles above my head like a teenager with a boombox

[shift-shaping]

God I forgot what an absolute lunatic blackwall is

Man is just out in the hinterlands cosplaying. Like replaying the game knowing Solas is the Dread Wolf adds all this cool intrigue and double meaning but replaying it knowing about Blackwall is fucking wild. He looks you in the face and lies directly out of his ass. Solas is all doublespeak and careful omission and Blackwall just fully makes shit up. What a madlad. I'm obsessed with him. he's so fake it til you make it. He would kill it on TikTok just like "oh yeah grey wardens can't get COVID it's right here in the treaties" and no one calls him on it because the treaties are old as fuck and boring. Alistair (who is supposed to be able to sense the Blight) is like oh hey blackwall haha we've definitely met I totally remember you. No you Haven't, Alistair. You've never seen this jackass ever in your life. He looks Solas, god of betrayal, in the eyes and says with full confidence "Yes, I am a Grey Warden." And Solas is like Sure. Iron Bull? Buys his bullshit completely. Leliana? Thinks he's cool. Everyone else is like "you smell like shit but I guess that's just how Wardens smell" and he's like "Damn Right It Is Have I Told You My Vietnam Stories" guy was born in '68. You can flirt with him almost immediately. Character of all time. What the fuck.

[briefkittenearthquake]

I like my men smart

[martinsblackwood]

[froggielovescoffee]

ruin am iright? hehhehrhedhehrhehehrh

[pompadourrguy]

This scene will never leave my mind

His little "oh yeah?" IS SO CUTE

[causalityparadoxes]

The fact Rogue didn't push the button while kissing the Doctor. It would have been so easy. In character for what the Doctor might expect even. He's the Rogue after all, the classic morally dubious role.

I think with that quiet 'no' the Doctor was expecting him, maybe even asking him, to take the decision out of their hands. To press it for them. Then they'd both have the fresh pain of losing someone and could go on to travel together.

But the Rogue isn't into cosplay, he isn't playing a character. So instead he puts the Doctor's happiness with Ruby above his own life, and above a life with the Doctor. He pushes Ruby out of the way, taking the controller with him so the Doctor still doesn't have to choose. That sad, cheeky, rogue-ish grin as he does it. Its just so unbearably sweet

[loganspr1ncess]

i’d suck him like a caprisun

[ozumii-fucking-wizard]

Stay hopeful, stay kind, dear Halsin.

[wr0wn]

It's murder on the dancefloor

[five-star-stay]

Han is absolutely the most adorable person ever. He playfully pretended sulk at stays who wanted him to call changbin over… He was like “Me? Him? You call him yourself, I won't do it hmph!” ᕕ(˶ ˃ 3 ˂˶)ᕗ

But then, in a longer video, he's shown to immediately go over to binnie and let him know that stays are calling him haha, he just wanted tease stays first.

[marsupials-of-mars]

It's funny how often Bill is described as a master manipulator, he's so smart that he knows what everyone is thinking and how to push their buttons.

Because he is SO BAD at manipulation!

The only reason he ever gets what he wants is because he can literally read and control minds. And historically, he is pretty shit at using what he learns in a productive way.

Every time he has a human partner, it's because they are obviously desperate for something he can provide. All he does is use the fact that he's a seemingly omniscient otherworldly being to gain ethos, and then tell them he can get them the thing they want.

These are not complicated concepts. Anyone with those inherent advantages could do that. And, historically, when the actual negotiations are up to him and he hasn't backed someone into a corner, he pretty immediately fumbles the bag.

Think of when he possessed that priest: he pitched his plans outright with zero tact and everyone in the room immediately refused and dedicated themselves to making sure he never got his way.

The pharoh DISPISED him, found him annoying and tried to banish him. The shaman caught wise pretty quick. Xgqrthx never even planned on helping him at any point. Every plan failed because of Bills own ineptitude, when all the cards were stacked in his favor!

The way he talked to Ford was disturbing and direct and entirely Bill-like. Ford was just a sponge for any flattery and happened to be into the way Bill spoke and left him rats and suggested murder because he is also abnormal.

Bill is bad at making friends, which is why he has just a few henchmaniacs he's gathered over billions of years.

People DO NOT LIKE HIM.

And he's in denial about that to an extent. He always thinks they'll be on his side once he reveals his true intentions. He always thinks they'll go for the promise of infinite power and destruction because who wouldn't?

Basically, for an immortal god who's had an unfathomably long time to practice social skills and can LITERALLY ENTER MINDS TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY... he's really, really bad at manipulation. And really, any sort of person to person connection.

[lea24sposts]

i want to wrap him up in bubble wrap and protect him from the world

[kensatou]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera