#i love him he's such a fucking dork

[toast-in-a-cowboy-hat]

No matter what he does, I am physically incapable of finding Ty intimidating or scary or threatening or whatever, like I just cannot see it, like he reads like a high school anime girl that's been reverse isekaied into the body of a british businessman and allowed to commit crimes and that's why he's Like That

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it 

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it

[glorious-spoon]

i love eddie diaz with all my heart, but it's the kind of love you have for a wet cat who's trying desperately to pretend that they Did That On Purpose, and that's why i simply cannot get on board with the idea that he is in any way smooth

[buwheal]

hey spamton! anything interesting happen recently?

[starleska]

oh my God guys!!! the joke Maxime makes at the start of the movie, i couldn't quite hear it before...he says, "Kids can be so cruel—but Maxime can be even crueller!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!"

[ratpoizonz]

hey (headcanons ur caramelcorn)

[volivolition]

Super! Tip-top!

[lovingherwasgay]

"Would you like to join me doing awesome shit that matters? 'No, I would not, I would rather be a judgamental dork."

this is genuinely the tamest insult rick has ever given someone. you're telling me he just got rejected by the person he's in love with and even though he's storming off angrily all he has to say is JUDGAMENTAL DORK ?????????

I've heard him call his own GRANDSON a piece of shit so often that it's like his own nickname at this point and yet all he has to say to bp is DORK ??????? that's not even an insult, that's bordering on term of endearment jesus fucking christ

rick my man get UP

[poppy-metal]

too many thoughts. hewd full.

[stanfordpines-enbyhusband]

Looking at this picture I can't help but think of Peter and Dana in the context of those Ghostbusters II promo pictures like

You get what I mean right?

[howtosingit]

"I am pregnont, I'm very pregnont, I'm very pregnont"

[frogaroundandfindout]

Dick’s new car (Nightwing Vol.2. #16 +17)

[written-on-the-trees]

This dork.

[spook-central]

I can’t be the only one wondering if Ray is getting bricked up due to fear here…is that a thing? Fear boner? I am HOWLING at this still because of his face but also what looks to be a fear induced hard on. Thank you for your time.

[youngpettyqueen]

Angel the series absolutely has its flaws but it will always be iconic for taking Angel, who had 0 personality or character until sex made him evil for a bit before he reverted back to 0 personality and existing solely to be Buffy's angsty boyfriend, and spending 5 season unravelling all his mysterious brooding ways to reveal that he is literally just an awkward old man who has no idea how to interact with people because he spent decades in alleys eating rats

[frnkiebby]

You are the most down bad frank iero fan I have ever seen 💀

an accurate (unfortunately?) assessment

have a frimage~🎃