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Hi, I want to say that I absolutely love your fics, and I've been re-reading "We're Here for a Good Time, Not a Long Time " and maybe its a looong stretch but I've noticed how Korv calls (maybee if I'm reading into this right) Tim a "piss-poor numerics, troglodyte" and "sufficient conditions, you degenerate" and well, it got me thinking about his later statement about his "wifey" practicing mathematical rigor and hmm <insert I connected the dots meme> So I've become more into Korv/Tim camp pt1
pt2 more than Korv/Jason team >.> Btw dunno if you've hear of thepandaredd? he has honestly hilarious sketches about batfam that may or may not be in you alley.
thanks for the love!
these are some valid points
i don't write things on accident; there's already too many words to fit in on purpose is all i gotta say
my main concern is that when we get there, everything that happened before makes it make sense, y'feel?
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again, bc we're not there yet and i don't want the focus to be on "🎆 e n d g a m e p a i r i n g🎆" despite having one (bc it's about the journey, and then we get to the sequel and you all will get so much Stuff from me i swear i will never need to ever write Stuff again, promise)
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i know of that guy and his tiktoks, right? they are funny but i also don't know that much batman stuff so i only catch 'em when they show up rather than hunt for them
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Contrary to popular belief, Red Hood wasn't actually a bad boss, Danny could attest to that. After all, thanks to a guy named Bill, he had gotten a job with the Crime Lord, and although he initially feared being assigned to kill or do "shady" activities, his boss actually reassigned him to his assistant.
So yes, Danny now worked directly under Hood's personal assistant, a very attractive man by the name of Jason, but the other goons warned him that it was very likely that he was dating Hood, with the amount of time they spent together so he didn't have to much hope with his crush.
In summary: Danny fell in love with Jason, but he thinks that Jason is dating Red Hood because of comments from the goons and he doesn't want to be "the third wheel" or for Jason to cheat on the crime lord with him, on the other hand Red Hood started flirting with him too and it's getting incredibly frustrating how unfaithful this couple is.
Meanwhile, Jason just wishes the guy would understand his signals, maybe the flowers aren't enough, he doesn't realize he's sending signals like Red Hood too.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#danny fenton#dc x dp#jason todd#Hood assistant Au#Yes I will continue this#This is just the promp#short prompt#red hood#Jason think he is funny being his own assistant#He ruined his love life by accident#Danny is frustrated#Why are both of his bosses flirting with him#He asked Bill if Hood and Jason were searching for a poly couple#Bill laughed and asked if he wanted to die for suggesting that#Jason don't know the rumor about him dating himself#Basically the goons ruined everything without knowing#dead on main#Hood Assistant
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It’s time for a, “things I sent to my twin’s inbox but she said I should post myself because I never post my own work and she’d like if I stopped spamming her inbox with ideas but I forgot about it and just kept it in my drafts notes for months and now finally I’m posting the fucking things.”
Or for short:
DP X DC PROMPT #7:
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Danny visits metropolis and people are deadset on believing that Danny is either Clark’s little brother or his nephew from Illinois… despite that Clark can literally not be related to him. Not that the people at the Daily Planet know that, but even the ones who do know are giving him a hard time.
“I’m adopted Jimmy!” Clark threw his hands in the air in frustration. “You are very aware of that.”
“But he looks just like you Clark, you even talk the same!” Jimmy peaked around the corner, catching a glimpse of Danny talking to Lois in the employees lounge.
“He has a upper midwestern accent. I’m from Kansas, Jim. Not all midwesterners know each other!”
“So?”
“Jimmy. You know damn well why we can not be related.” Clark subtly gestured to his cheap “I believe in aliens” mug. Jimmy was Clark’s best friend and most of the time he really appreciated the kid’s keen eye but Jimmy also seemed to be constantly dead-set on figuring how to give Clark a headache.
“But he looks like a mini you! Have you asked him if he has a spare spaceship lying around anywhere?” Jimmy snarked as he glanced over to Danny and Louis who were finally heading back from their break.
“Jimmy, I will put you on the moon and leave you there.”
“Alright sheesh. I get it, I’ll drop it.”
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc writing prompt#bones writes#clark kent#superman#jimmy olson#danny fenton#daily planet misunderstandings#a reminder that Clark Kent simultaneously has the biggest heart in the dcu but also is a snarky asshole who is able to keep up with Lois#the threat clark uses in the end is inspired by the adventures of Superman radio show#because Superman has used the threat ‘tell the truth or we go to the moon’ More Than Once In The Radio Show to intimidate villains or goons#into telling him information#but the best part is TAOS Superman would 100% follow through on that promise bc that version of clark is 110% the sass I love to see#but also that snark is literally All of his personality in the typical bad writing version of ‘blank slate character is relateable#and a self insert so young men can fit themself into the main character’s shoes’#and TAOS Superman has Zero hesitance to maim or injure a criminal no matter the crime bc he’s a very black and white thinking bitch#but I think he’s a neat specimen from the past that I’d like to put in a jar and study#bones writes in the tags#anyways if you go into the show aware that it’s a piece of it’s time (1941-50) and occasionally is Very racist. go listen to TAOS#it’s very interesting as you see the difference in media as it shifts from pre-WWII to current WWII to post-WWII#it’s very neat. just listen to it through a ‘this is not canon’ mindset (bc it’s a radio show that’s officially non-canon)#and a historical view mindset#then you’ll have a fun time listening to the old timey radio show with the occasional ‘wait What the fuck did they just say?!’ moment#to keep you on your toes
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Hi! Please please please, could you tell me more about your coffin chain ideas?/nf
I am obsessed but barely anybody has jumped onto the ship yet and I am VERY new to the fandom so I wanna wait with making it myself until I know more lol. You are lowkey fueling this entire operations and I wanna thank you for that either way.
(rubs my paws together) you have no idea what you've unleashed anon i've been holding onto this ask specifically bc i've been sapping dopamine from it like a little leech waiting until i had time to hastily doodle up a little dynamics timeline for different stages of the ot4
i REALLY hope this makes sense . i feel the need to say this every time i post abt coffinchain but my ideas are rly specific and i've had time for them to infect my brain like mold so i'm defo ready to accept this all being rly niche and really just for me and like 3 other people
buuut if this little peek into my mind speaks to ANY of y'all i absolutely encourage implore and beg you to send me asks and ideas and whatnot about these 4 bastards literally whenever you want!!
TL;DR one half of the trauma bonded couple reaches out and forms an immediate kinship with the big scary guy that no one likes & convinces his petty boyfriend to let him fw them. then he starts bringing his deranged fbi otter around they start double-dating only for it to become a situationship and then the worst polycule ever
#saw#coffinchain#chainshipping#coffinshipping#hoffstrahm#hoffstrahmdonheight#i can't thank you enough btw i literally get so excited that people are actually interested in coffinchain... my beloveds!!! my ot4!!#also i didn't wanna draw more heads and make this post super long but this is w/o even explaining my ideas about the others to y'all#i love perezmanda/puppetshipping so i'm rly into strahm eventually confessing all of this to perez and begging for her to trust him and lik#not get them all arrested. just long enough to hear him out about how he wants to domesticate these poor freaks#and at first she's REALLY skeptical and then amanda won't stop YAPPING girl just wants to get a rise out of her so bad#also i love extended jigsquad casts. logan gets to be there bc i say so. as well as brad and ryan bc i think they're funny#and i love lawrence just inexplicably having goons#okay i'll stop rambling but see just 1 ask and you've already got me feeling insane about my brainrot#HOPEFULLY i'll have some fics soon and i can just actually put a name and fic series to my silly au thing... if y'all would want that#asks#anonymous#cat scratches
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Devotion isn’t just for God, it’s for your boy too.
#queue#Bobby looks at him like he hung the stars#rewatched the movie and ‘Take a Right’ recently. may have gotten rain in my eyes over Tommy#I know his hand is heavy and warm. comforting and there before Johnny even realizes he needs it.#There’s probably an imprint of it on Johnny’s shoulder at this point#He’s so affectionate and openly loving to him. makes Johnny feel safe enough to go lax in his arms and bare his soul.#Johnny’s goon. bestie. and knight. Bobby my darling.#He loves him unconditionally devoted LOYAL. A good friend and most likely a divine husband to his wife.#I feel like Bobby was in love#He and Dutch are so grabby. I imagine Jimmy is more the type to hover really close—like no personal space—when he likes you.#Tommy is too busy being a goof#a real goober#bobby brown#johnny lawrence
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So we just finished watching Dressrosa
#SPAIN REPRESENT#bartolomeo#one piece fanart#sketch#bartolomeo the cannibal#one piece#brighanart#artists on tumblr#2h#dressrosa#Oda just loves Spain so much I feel so appreciated#I know this absolute goon isn't from Dressrosa I'm just also very appreciative of him#please Oda don't hurt him
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Cyberverse Lockdown
#rip to this guy's characterization. tfa lockdown wouldve shoved this dude in a locker#and im not even mad that they wanted to make him like. a loser goon at the bottom of the decepticon ranks!! that can work!!!#but they made him entirely the wrong flavor of loser. this dude shouldnt have like pathetic nerd mammerisms hes very clearly a lameass punk#he should be smoking a cigarette and bitching sarcastically about being stuck with the gruntwork#he should think hes hot and hate his job and be teasing clobber with love in his heart because she is his cool bestie#he can have zero confidence but he should be overcompensating on faking it by being aloof and tired! am i the only one who sees the vision??#maccadam#transformers#poll#smash or pass#cyberverse#lockdown#he and drift really got done so dirty
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i think its cute that they made dean jerk off to softcore magazines and hentai and silly casa erotica dvds when in reality he'd be so desensitized to porn the stuff he watches to get off is borderline illegal. leg in a bear trap and punches in the face to cum type of shit. he's got friction burn on his dick he probably needs to smell povidone iodine to cum
#he has a gooning account on twitter. retweeting the worst kinds of filth#i love him my sweet sweet boy 💞#i did have to look up povidone iodine because idk what they call it in english sorrrreyyy hope the message is clear still
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I love bottom growth so much. I love getting hard. I love wanting someone to suck my tdick. I have stroking my cock and feeling it get harder from my touch. I wish my dick would get even bigger... Maybe I could even penetrate something with it if it gets big enough.
#t4t nsft#ftm nsft#queer nsft#ftm trans#tdick#nsft tdick#trans nsft#trans ns/fw#ftm ns/fw#nsft#ftm bottom#ftm sub#gooning#i love him#idk whos posting
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puzzled (day 62)
#henrykhwednesday#fear and hunger#fear and hunger termina#f&h henryk#fear and hunger henryk#henryk klimkov#goon 1#felt like drawing him in my more ‘nicer’ art style lol#i love drawing him with some sort of defeat in his eyes
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What’s your character study of Rise!Leo?
Oh uh...I guess I don't have one..? He's the blue guy. That's pretty much it. I seriously don't think I have a single good reason for him being my favorite character. He's...funny...? Sometimes? I dunno...I guess he reminds me of me a little...dramatic, sensitive to ~certain things~, an immature sense of humor...I'm sure there's more but yeah.
He's certainly um...a character...
#ace answers#he's a goon#for sure#but i love him i guess wah#i'm one of those leo kinnies that isn't proud to be a leo kinnie#big yikes#oof#anywhizzle!#thank you for the ask!#:)
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After reading more of Rivals, I literally can’t write Declan O’Hara fics. He simply would never not love Maud.
#he’s honestly?? just as fucking crazy and horrible as she is#I love him a whole helluva lot more but fr he’s insane with her#in the book he sees himself as Yeats and Maud as Maud Goone and so he married her KNOWING she’d cheat and being cool with it#just angryyyy#honestly fascinating character studies to be made here#Declan O’Hara#rivals
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Vox impregnation kink with Val with internal shots of him knocking him up in real time 😩👏 would he manufacture sperm that can actually record that shit or would he have some type of xray machine going so he can watch? His voyeurism just exploding into the absolutely ludicrous but it‘s so insanely horny 😭
#hazbin hotel#staticmoth#I just love the thought of him grabbing Val by the antennae#and forcing him to watch how his swimmers penetrate his egg#pwease I‘m just a simple goon for impregnation shots
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one piece's lackey game is insane it's like this world is populated by 90% men and women who love posing behind villains and going "got it boss!" and god forbid their captain or leader gets a stupid fucking theme or moniker. like the cat one. cause it's not even a question you just know those guys are independently putting on pointy acrylics and gluing kitty ears to their heads and hissing at strangers. no one asked them to do that
#new chapter spoilers: the fact that loki also has comical goons following him around is also awesome i love that in 25 years#this manga has remain consistent with it's main themes and also the awesome lackey game#the fact that everyone who joined buggy's crew back in the east vlue also had to have a carnival act is awesome#one piece
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Do you think of him as a disciple? Or a son?
Disciple or son, isn't it the same?
#listen. listen.#did I cry when I watched this scene?#yes. yes i did.#did I cry while making and posting this edit?#also yes#omg I love this so much and fei jie is the no 1 dad#fan xian#his reaction to see him was so fucking sweet#we rarely get to see the innocent and child like happiness in our boy#and dammit it got me right in the feels#the way he runs into his arms I'm not gonna make it y'all#qing yu nian 2#zhang ruoyun#joy of life 2#highlynerdy edits#alright I'm gonna go get a handkerchief and stop dripping tears on my computer#it's not all tears though#I love their silly dynamic too#just leaning into each other and being goons#JoL 2 edits
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ok so ik the focus of your post was on coswave (my beloveds) but i really like seeing cosmos' dynamic with laserbeak and buzzsaw. your honor they are so so important to me. i need them to bully cosmos (affectionate)
YOURE SO SO SO SO SO RIGHT YOURE SO VERY EXTREMELY RIGHT
Laserbeak and Buzzsaw bullying cosmos is so silly to me they do NOT let him catch a break. And it’s clearly not an issue cause cosmos snaps back every once in a while with some wit of his own but those two are having the times of their lives teasing cosmos.
Also their jokes are so stupid and lame and they make me laugh. Big green cookie HEHEEHE (also also. Also. They chose to follow cosmos to defend the sanctuary station during Unicron. Ouhfjgg,,, they care so much,,,,,)
#THEY ALWAYS YAPPING#NONSTOP#Cosmos is like not these goons again#get a load of these guys#smh shakes his head#and soundwave probably secretly thinks it’s funny and charming#UHFGG cosmos relationship with soundwave’s cassettes is very precious to me#like with rumble n frenzy calling him Cosmey#sigh#I love them#transformers#soundwave#cassettes#maccadam
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