#i love alyssa

[ilovethepayne]

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[alyssalover67]

Uhmmmm… so guys i dont know who pony4eva is?? I am not talking about THEM! I am talking about my better mommy Alyssa. She has taken the role of my goth domny mommy. By the way Gerard way is my new slave brother. Daddy jimmy is now de-ranked… he is now child jimmy. So uhm.. if u see pony4eva talking smack about me, ignore. SHE IS A BAD PERSON!!! SHUT HER UP I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATER HER!!!!! I HATE YOU ALYSSA I HAVE HATED YOU SINCE THE 7TH GRADE.

TW: bad times/cutting/age regression

I open the door🚪 and see Gerald way on the floor, with a sharp object in his hand. He was… cutting himself?! I knew he hated age regression but this was a whole new level. I just asked to try is out and this is what he is doing?! I rush over to my daddy. “WHAT IS WRONG!!!!” I asked desperately. I get no reply…

Oh.

Good goo goo gah gah..

[gracieblood]

“i’ve seen you skating.”

i haven’t.

“oh yeah, go get marvin! see if marvin can make a banana split for me, ya big fucking cunt!”

*gets up and leaves*

“BYE MARVIN!!”

[satan-is-obsessed]

the tags deserve a rb

steve gives eddie a key to his house so eddie lets himself in one day when steve is at work not realizing that steve’s parents are home and eddie has to come up with an excuse on the fly and he’s just like “uuhhh i’m robbing you”

[festiveartoo]

✨ does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes ✨

[goddesspharo]

Well, it feels amazing. It's surreal. Alyssa Naeher has been accepting all my hugs. [x]

[beckysauerbrunn]

alyssa naeher is the only player to be on the ‘15 winning squad, ‘16 crash, ‘19 winning squad, ‘21 bronze medal team, ‘23 crash, and now ‘24 gold medal winning squad. she’s the last gal standing as christen said and she’s proven her worth again and again. i don’t care if it’s recency bias, i truly believe she’s the best goalkeeper the national team has ever seen. if this was the last time we see her in a major tournament i’d just like to extend my sincerest thanks for her service to this team and for bailing us out time and time again. truly one of one. thank you forever uncle. you’ve earned all the success you’ve had and then some

[melodiousoblivionao3]

😡hug me back😡

[ashyslashyxxx]

ZD and tcc memes I stole off this cocaine site

[misskelley]

Live, laugh, leg sleeve.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[moireia]

lost and led by stars — the titles of alyssa snow

"I’ve been given many titles throughout my life. Bastard, Lady, Princess. I have no desire to add Queen amongst them." —Alyssa Martell, 302 AD (inspo)

taglist ✨: @dragonsbone @lorettastwilight @dio-nysvs @julianblackthcrns @arrthurpendragon @endless-lilach @drbobbimorse @luucypevensie @the-witching-ash @megdonnellys @emilykaldwen @ocappreciationtag want to be added/removed? click here!

[sinclairstarz]

dont love how this came out but. teotfw byler anyone???

[tobinsonny]

via gotham

[gangseyboi]

Clearly some people go hard for eragon/arya but not me. Every attempt eragon makes to court arya makes me want to claw my eyes out. Like is that in character for a sixteen year old? Yeah. But i hate it

[in-naeher-we-trust]

THE CAPTION IM CRYING 🥹🥹🥹