#i love all of them they all suck so much ass

[attilarrific]

Okay, as a librarian in a major metropolitan area, I've seen this go around a bunch. I've had this sent to me several times as a fun joke. And while upstairs is DEFINITELY right that this is part of a massive ongoing anti-library smear campaign by the right (and if you just went, "wait, what," well. Have I got news for you), I have something else to say that I kind of keep waiting for someone else to say for me, but this post keeps going around and no one says it.

Yes. Fuck's sake. Yes. People are having sex and doing drugs at the library.

Ask any public librarian in, again, a major metropolitan area (possibly other areas, but I'm just not knowledgeable there), and they will go, "Yes, obviously. Yes, obviously, we do our best, but shit fucking sucks, please fund us better so we can better connect these people with helpful resources."

Fucking---this isn't really the point, but I have people at the library say things to me like, "You must have the easiest job in the world," because they assume all I do is, like, read at work or something. And no. No, I fucking do not. You are wrong about what libraries are.

And you're sort of wrong in a fun way, because libraries do a lot of incredible stuff you aren't aware of, like events and concerts and interlibrary loan and expungement clinics and tech loaning and makerspaces and so just so much more. Check out your local library. I guarantee you they do things you never would've thought.

But you're also wrong in a not-so-fun way, because being the third place that you don't have to pay to be in isn't always fucking pretty, okay. Public service and community spaces aren't the utopian bastions you imagine.

So, yes. People come in drunk off their asses. People do drugs in the bathrooms (so much that in some libraries, the librarians are getting Narcan training). People shit outside of the bathrooms, sometimes because they're drunk or high, but not always. People are having sex. They masturbate in the study rooms or the stacks or just out in the open until someone stops them, they watch porn on the public computers.

And yes, the library workers get to deal with that. And it fucking sucks.

But also FUCK Fox News, because the answer is not "libraries have become a problem," the question is when and why we became the only place everyone could go. Why we got stuck with all of it, becoming all things to all people. And the question isn't how we can force people out of libraries or close libraries (because clearly we're disgusting houses of iniquity, and if you remove the house, the iniquity evaporates with it), it's how we can actually fucking connect people with services that libraries can't (and shouldn't have to!) provide. Like housing. Medical assistance. Mental health services. Career services. So much more.

But yes. For the love of god. Libraries are drug-infested sex dens. Yes, we'd like to do something about that.

If someone could help us instead of laughing at the thought, that would be fantastic, thanks.

So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.

[sailornymph]

sasuke and gaara’s reaction to the reader getting new piercings. it can be nsfw if u want hehe. ty!

‘SWEET SURPRISE’

when their s/o gets a new piercing

cw : nsfw, munch activities, cawk blowing, etc.

authors note : i hope you don’t mind me adding neji, i adore him so much !!

♡ neji hyuga

trying to tiptoe into your bedroom, your heart fluttered at the sight. neji. his long hair spread across the pillow, as he slept comfortably in your bed. turning your back to place your bag in your closet, just as it was sitting on the ground, you flinched at the sound of his voice.

“you’re still terrible at being quiet,” he said, making you face him, he sat upright, shirtless, his cursed seal showing on his forehead.

“neji,” you cheered, rushing over to plop on top of him. despite his groaning, he reached for your waist, caressing your hip.

“i’ve missed you so much,” you pouted, sitting up in his lap.

“i’ve missed you more,” he whispered, a small smile in place.

your mission had been almost an entire month, and for neji to say he missed you, verbally, you knew it was the truth.

“oh, i almost forgot, i wanted to show you something,” you gasped, beginning to unbutton your shirt. his larger hands continued caressing your hips, watching intently as you began to remove your top, revealing the jewelry that was on your nipples.

“what do you think?” you bit your lip, as he slowly reached to cup them, massaging softly.

“do they hurt?”

“at first, but i got them at the beginning of my mission, they are practically healed,” you hummed, as he brushed his fingers against your nipples.

“they’re pretty,” he said, making you smile.

“i was worried you wouldn’t like them-oh,” you moaned as neji leaned down, his tongue lapping over the piercing, twisting around the jewelry.

“i think they’re perfect,” he said lowly, before latching onto your nipple, sucking softly. using his thumb, he brushed over the other — while his free hand, lifted your skirt, squeezing your ass.

“hey neji, is y/n back yet?” rock lee yelled, knocking on the door.

“shouldn’t we come back?” ino asked.

“she’s been away an entire month, don’t you miss her?” lee whined.

“of course i do, but don’t you think, she wants to spend time with neji?” she asked.

“she spends the most time with neji,” sai said.

making eye contact with neji, you could only laugh, at the aggravated expression. pulling away, he pulled you into a hug.

“make them wait,” he said coldly.

“you do have me all the time, it will only be for a while, a few hours at most,” you pouted.

“fine, since your friends are much more important,” he sighed.

“our friends, and they miss me just as much as you-

“that is impossible,” he interrupted making you smile.

“when i am home, we can continue, love you,” you said, kissing his lips, slipping back into the shirt, beginning to button it, as you turned to head out.

“love you too,” he whispered, laying back in bed.

♡ sasuke uchiha

“hey,” you called out to sasuke, as he leaned against the tree, his eyes closed and arms crossed.

“i’ve been looking for you for nearly two hours, where were you?” you asked, as you got closer.

“you said you would only be away a few weeks, it’s been almost a month,” he frowned, looking away.

“you can’t be serious, don’t be a baby, you’re always away much longer than me”

“it’s not the same”

“how is it not the-

before you could finish, sasuke grabbed your jaw, squishing your cheeks.

“open your mouth,” he whispered, as you pulled away, smiling, before sticking your tongue out.

“do you like it? i got it a few weeks ago,” you flickered your tongue at him.

“tsk, you look like a slut,” he rolled his eyes.

“yeah, the strongest slut in this village”

“take it out”

“no, it has it’s perks”

“and what would those be?”

“i haven’t tried anything out yet, but it’s just an idea,” you said, going to your knees, and reaching for his pants. he didn’t say anything, watching intensely. taking out his cock, you chuckled.

“i’m the slut, but you’re rock hard,” you said before you began teasing his tip. twirling your tongue around, sucking, then pulling away. looking into his dark eyes, you took in as much as possible, before your head began moving back and forth.

he stood tall, groaning lowly, his eyes occasionally making sure no one was around, but for the most part, they couldn't leave you. you were a pro, only you could suck his cock like a slut, and still be a princess in his eyes. the coolness and smooth surface of the piercing brought a foreign, but euphoric sensation to his body.

drool ran down your chin, as he fucked your mouth. your hands went under his shirt, touching his toned abdomen. his breathing became heavier, as grunts escaped from his mouth. feeling his cock twitching, you pulled him out.

“are you close?” you asked, biting your lip, as he nodded.

“then, you can finish yourself off, i’m not risking ruining my brand new dress,” you smiled, standing up, dusting off your knees.

glaring at you, he begrudgingly began stroking himself. his eyes were focused on you, as he grunted, his seed painting the grass and leaves. wiping your mouth, it was your turn to lean against the tree with your arms crossed.

“don't look at me like that, did you even miss me? i come back from a mission and i am met with a cold shoulder,” you laughed, looking away, as he fixed his pants.

“you have no idea how much i’ve missed you,” he grumbled, approaching you.

“doesn't feel like it, i look like a slut to you?”

“my slut,” he mumbled, as he pulled you closer, slipping his tongue into your mouth.

sharing the hungriest kiss, you could feel his desperation. the way he would bite your lip, before sucking it, squeezing your ass, before moving up to your waist, to pull you even closer. he liked the way the tongue ring glided against his tongue. pulling away, the two of you stared into each other eyes, panting, a dark tint on his cheeks.

“we should get back, i promised hinata and kiba we’d get ramen,” you said, your face burning, under his analyzing gaze.

“you were right”

“about what exactly?”

“the perks”

♡ gaara

“lord kazekage, you have a guest,” the secretary spoke to gaara, who nodded, continuing to read through the stack of paperwork.

“lord kazekage,” you spoke, entering the office, bowing, as gaara eyes immediately went to you. as soon as the door shut, he was instantly on his feet, walking to you, to pull you into his arms.

“i’ve missed you,” he whispered into your ear.

“it’s only been two months, and it was a success,” you told him, but he didn’t seem to be listening.

“two months is quite a long time to be apart from you,” he said, his face turning red immediately — extremely embarrassed that he allowed his mouth to run so freely.

“aww, gaara, you have no idea how much i’ve missed you too, oh, there’s something i’d like to show you,” you said, turning to lock the door, before going to the window, closing the curtains.

“what is it, y/n?” he asked, curiously, but you simply touched his chest, batting your eyelashes.

“you’ll see,” you smirked, as you began to unbutton your shorts.

“uh, y-y/n, what are you doing?”

“showing you my surprise, don’t you want to see?” you asked, placing a kiss onto his lips.

“yes please,” he nearly moaned.

backing up to his desk, you slowly lowered the shorts, along with your panties, before sitting on the edge of the desk.

“why don’t you take a peak?” you chuckled, biting your lip, as he gulped, nodding his head.

spreading your legs, he gasped at the piercing that was on your clitoris. his eyes widened, as he gulped once more, going to his knees.

“your-it’s-” he struggled to speak, glancing up at you.

“you can touch her, she’s healed,” you said, moaning as he nodded, his thumb going to your clit. rubbing softly, he watched in amazement.

“taste her, gaara,” you moaned, as his tongue was immediately on your clit. his eyes full of concentration, as he grabbed your thighs, pulling you closer.

kissing your glistening clit, before hungrily consuming her. he moaned lowly, his fingers pressing into your thighs. removing his hat, your fingers found their way to his red tresses, running through softly. your eyes could hardly stay open, as his tongue repeatedly lapped over your pussy.

furrowing your eyebrows, you whined lowly, repeating ‘i’m close’, in a whispered rush, the orgasm escaping, as your leg began shaking.

your hand was pressed against your mouth, as you tried your best to conceal your moan. sucking onto your clit, a giggle slipped out of your mouth. pulling away, he quickly licked his lips, before standing — red in the face.

“what do you think of her?” you asked him, wiping he juice from his cheek.

“she’s perfect,” he blushed profusely.

[insidekatmind]

Nsfw alphabet~Cho Sang-woo

Wearning: +18,smut

Request: yes!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Sang woo will hold you close to him after sex, cuddle you and kiss you softly and praise you for being his good girl.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Sang woo ama tutto di te, è ossessionato da te e ti ama con tutto il suo essere. Non ha una parte preferita, lui venera tutto il tuo corpo senza fare eccezioni.

Ama molto il tuo culo e il tuo seno. Ama schiaffeggiarti il culo o succhiarti il seno senza motivo.

Tu di lui ami tutto e adori molto le sue braccia dove ti senti a sicuro e i suoi occhi

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He likes to come inside you and fill you all up.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has no problem with you because he does everything he wants with you because he knows you agree.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has a lot of experience and the fact that he is older than you gives you much more pleasure than a normal guy your age could give you.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves any position where he can take charge. But he mostly prefers the missionary position, so he can fuck you hard and mark your neck or suck your nipples and kiss you to his heart's content. Sang woo also likes it when you straddle him, and even there he will have control, deciding the movement of your hips.

J = Jack off (handjob headcanon)

He doesn't jerk off much, he lets you do everything. If he feels like it and you go in a hurry, he will definitely get a blowjob from you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Sang woo has a lot of kink:

-The daddy kink: always wants to be called Daddy or sir. He likes these two nicknames, they make him powerful and dominant.

-Dominant Kink: loves to be in control. He's always in control: even when you ride his cock, he's in control.

-Cock Warming: He likes it when you warm his cock. When he's tired he'll take you onto his lap and put his cock inside you without uncovered, he'll do it just to feel your pussy squeezing and warming his cock.

-Grubbing without penetration: Sang woo loves when you grind on his cock when he's in your underwear or even when he's naked and you grind on his shaft without letting him enter you.

-Sang woo loves to smother you: He becomes more possessive when he fucks you missionary and smothers you, you are even sexier for him.

-Sang woo loves to slap your ass until it turns red and has his marks on your butt. It's a sadistic kink of his, it makes him feel more possessive towards you.

-Sang woo likes it when you are obedient and be his good girl, it makes him even hornier and possessive.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

ANYTIME, ANYWHERE: Sang woo doesn't care if they can see you, he needs you.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Just looking at you, Sang woo might get excited. He goes crazy when he smells his perfume, or you give him sweet kisses or when you act naive.

N = Nickname (as he calls you)

He has many nicknames for you but his favorites are definitely: princess, kitten and darling.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers both giving and receiving.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Sang woo is rough, he loves to be rough and fuck you hard until you scream.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves quickies very much, he would do them anywhere.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He loves the risk, it excites him even more especially because you don't know how to keep your moans silent.

S= Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

It has enough stamina to last all night.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's not very loud but his expression and when he grunts and growls will let you know that he's really enjoying it.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

It's big enough to give you pleasure.

[laseracronym]

They Made You Cry (MHA/Fem!Reader)

(Laser: I'm sad today, so I curse you with angst.)

Summary: MHA characters reacting to making their girlfriend cry. (Angst, arguments, and some unhealthy relationship dynamics.)

Characters: Bakugou, Dabi, Aizawa, Shigaraki, Midoriya

MHA-MHA-MHA

Bakugou

Katsuki's heart sinks when he sees the unmistakable wetness that mists over your eyes. What's worse, what really makes him feel like the worst kind of bastard, is the way you shy away from his gaze with a sense of bitter defeat. Like he's getting what he wanted. Like his victory, his intention, was pushing you to tears.

As if he could ever consider this a victory.

"H-Hey..." he reaches out to you, awkward and unsure. He's so bad at dealing with tears, especially yours. It's so much easier to take on whatever piece of shit that's made you cry, but in this case, it's him. He's the piece of shit.

You sniffle, hurriedly brushing past him, equal parts angry and hurt.

"Whatever, Katsuki."

Dabi

The thing about you is that you're so damn unpredictable. Sweet one second, drawing blood the next.

Dabi kind of loves it. It keeps things from becoming boring, getting stale. And you're so hot when your eyes are ablaze with whatever emotion is overcoming you.

Just like right now, in the middle of some pointless, bullshit argument, when something he says makes you snap. You tackle him to the ground, your hands fisting into his jacket as you yell in his face. All he can do is grin up at you dangerously, just as angry, but equally as enticed by just how vibrant you look in this moment.

Then something even sweeter happens.

Big, fat tears begin to drip from your wild eyes, and Dabi sucks in a breath. You sob, frustrated and overwhelmed, and his cold, little heart warms at the sight.

"Oh, pretty girl..."

His arms wrap around you as you cry into his chest, cursing his name all the while. He strokes your hair, twisted affection squirming in his chest like a nest of spiders.

Always so unpredictable and entertaining.

Aizawa

"(Name), I-" Shouta falters, all the anger and frustration from your argument washed away by cold, all-consuming guilt at the sight of the tears slipping down your face.

You hurriedly wipe them away, stepping back, away from him, and the guilt deepens.

He knows you hate crying in front of him, even when it isn't his fault. It makes you feel weak, and he knows you worry he'll think less of you, that he'll find your more emotional way of being "irrational."

You turn, hiding your face as you try to walk away, but he stops you, gently catching you by the arm.

"Wait," he pleads, his voice gentle, "I'm sorry." Because no argument is worth making you cry.

"I don't want you to see me like this," you mutter, your head down. But at least you're not pulling away from him. He takes that as a good sign.

"Don't hide from me," he urges. He takes you by the chin and tilts your head up so he can look at you properly. He brushes your tears away, regretful that they're there in the first place. "Let's talk about this, okay?"

He's always so stubborn, set in his ways. But he'll try to meet you in the middle, to understand your perspective. You're worth it.

Shigaraki

Tomura feels no guilt at the sight of your tears, only vindictive satisfaction. Good. He'd been aiming to hurt you when he said those words to you. He really can't stand the way you make him feel sometimes, so he's happy to return the favor.

"You're seriously crying?" he taunts with a cruel smirk, poking at your cheek with a mocking finger.

You smack his hand away, "fuck you, Tomura, you fucking prick," you hiss, trying not to cry even more in front of him. You turn and storm away from him before things get even worse.

"You're so pathetic!" he calls after you, making sure you can hear him before you slam the door behind you.

He huffs, standing there and scratching at his neck. You're so damn overdramatic, a pain in his ass. You deserve to cry a little for the shit you put him through.

The image of your tear-filled face flashes through his mind. He ignores the way it makes his stomach twist with discomfort.

Midoriya

Izuku feels his own eyes fill with tears, watching you hug yourself and cry in front of him.

"(N-Name)... please don't cry..." he begs, his hands brushing up and own your arms, trying to console you.

"I thought I was never going to see you again," you cry, your words making his heart ache. You scrub a shaking hand over your eyes, "I was so s-scared for you!"

"I'm sorry, (Name)," he pulls you into a hug, his own tears running free. He really scared you this time. It was a close call. "It's okay, I'm okay. I'm here."

He shushes you gently, guilt spreading through his chest at the distress he's caused you. His job is always going to cause you to worry, the only thing he can do is try his best to come home to you at the end of the day.

(Requests)

[signanothername]

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but, like, is your nightmare atleast... Good in close combat Or like... He can get knocked out easily?

With "close combat" I mean that he can't use His tentacles and, and he's gotta punch and kick and the only thing he can have with him that won't trigger the conditions of the term of "close combat" is a knife or smth like that

Btw, you're very talented, and I love reading your comics, seeing your drawings and the way you explain your interpretation of each character everytime someone wants to know anything about them <3

(I saw your post and I'm kinda worried for murder lmao, did he get his ass wooped after saying that?)

Not at all this is a very good question actually!

And the answer is no, he absolutely sucks at close combat, my Nightmare has a problem with his legs, so using them in violent/ aggressive activities is absolutely out of the question, he can use his hands just fine but even if his legs weren’t giving him trouble, he never truly fought close and personal ever in his life, so he lacks the skills and experience, he mostly keeps his distance, he can get close sometimes, but only if he’s planning on a quick retreat to a distance again

He heavily relies on his tentacles, aura, and shapeshifting abilities in combat, he’s really fast too, so even if someone got close he can easily dodge and put distance again, but he never actually goes for close combat ever, and I try to show that when Nightmare gets weakened enough to not be able to use his tentacles or move much out of the way Nightmare immediately tries to rely on underhanded tactics to get out of trouble

And thank youuuuu, super happy to know! <3333

(Funny enough I actually have two pages after that I made, but they were for fun in my corner of “never sharing this” but since you asked, I might as well share them, they both absolutely got punished unfortunately for them shdhhdhdh)

[acexsmhking]

TICCI TOBY WITH A THING FOR KNUCKLE RUBBING LORD I BEG THAT IS THE REQUEST

𝐀𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲

(𝗮𝗱𝘃.) 𝗜𝗻 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗮𝘆

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Toby relationship knacks

note: i actually just got done with a full sobbing breakdown so this ask genuinely made me giggle i love you😭😂

Warning(s): GN!Reader, fluff nothing else<3 kinda..

No cause Anon you’re so right, like idk about anyone else but I LOVE knuckle rubs just in general and Toby 100% rubs your knuckles. All of them!!

Especially that little knuckle bone on your wrist tho I guess that’s a wrist bone.. what the difference..

But omg Toby LOVES hands; he loves holding your hand, kissing your fingers, your palms, EVERYTHING!

Toby is a very very touchy grabby feely person like 98.99% of the time. Of course he has his moments where that depression or anxiety hits all of us and he just,.. cannot handle any human interaction

But trust! He is holding your hands, thumb rubbing your knuckles, occasionally bringing your hand up to kiss.

And Toby is actually very open about PDA. Toby doesn’t really care about other people’s opinions or feelings if it isn’t you.. Tim.. Brian.. and Kate. So. Like. Ya know.

He keeps it more PG around them but 100% expect that if Toby ever does wiggle his way into town with you to go shopping he will slap your ass no care

So yeah no one is like shocked by just HOW often he kisses your knuckles. And it’s a lot

Toby pretty much is always with you, sure he heads off for house chores and maintenance and food but other that Toby is with you the whole 24HRS.

So he just… holds your hand. It’s really great actually. Toby doesn’t sweat, and he’s pretty chill not necessarily cold. So like it’s weirdly comfortable and satisfying to hold his hand

Sometimes he’ll hold your hand in his mouth if he’s doing something but still wants some body part of yours

We love the little cutie patootie

Toby 100% is the kinda guy that holds your hand when you guys have sex. I mean it, he loves it. He craves it. It’s just so.. close and intimate like those sappy old adult movies

*sobs*

Not to mention if YOU kiss his knuckles? Yeah he feels his heart tingle; back flipping, doing the tango. Toby is a very big emotion feeler. He feels rather intensely a majority of the time

Like he will break down crying holding your face telling you how much he loves you…

Me with my dog

But he is just a sucker for love. Don’t get me wrong, yes Toby has his moments, and his flaws, and lingering issues. But at the end of the day it genuinely is.. exhausting. And Toby isn’t just some emotionally stupid person he’s stupidly smart if anything lol

Especially canonically

And sometimes after eating a family of five, with your weird demon friend and masked adoptive mom you just wanna go home to your beloved and hold hands

Nothing wrong with that..

Omg going on dates Toby 100% holds your hand across the table. I don’t make the rules

(Ok sure your dates are always at home or the picnic table he built for you but it still counts)

He also LOVEEES how your hands feel, especially that soft skin one your knuckles. He had very very worked hands and just lovessss the differences in textures it itches something in his brain

Ride him, hold his hands as you bounce he will get you pregnant. Sucks if your a guy or mtf he don’t give a fuck. m!preg bitch take that

All in all. While Toby is 99.98% of the time a chaotic bundle of cannibalism, weird morals, demon possession and neurodivergence when he’s with you his only the neurodivergent and chaos LMAO

someone draw Toby kissing some hands<3

: ̗̀➛ Thank you again for this ask I have actually been so stupidly stressed today and this made me feel better. I promise Deer anon and other anon I am working on your requests too!! Just well tumblr decided not to save half the progress LMAO deer anon yours should come out tomorrow! — Ace

[angelpointe]

YESYES YES YES YES

I LOVE ME A SLOWBURN , ANGSTY , HURT/COMFORT , FUCKING . FLUFFY DOMESTIC ASS ERRORINK AND I ADORE THEM SO GREATLY ..

The way you write this all out , HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REPLY WITHOUT JUST NODDING WTF ??

The way you have Error view it all as well ??? SO FUCKING GOOD . I LOVE IT . I LOVE IT SO DEARLY WHAT …

Looks over toward my Ink-centric blog ,, yeah , I uh . I don’t often think about Error’s side of the relationship AS MUCH as Ink’s , but thats because I’ve !! Never been the Error person ,,

I’m not a writer ,, I’m a roleplayer , FORGIVE ME …

But I adore when people share his side of things in correlation to how Ink would view it because !! OH MY GOD ?!? LOVELY ??

One thing I do like exploring , more on Error’s side , which both art and writing is his Haphephobia — because ,, he’s canonically held hands with someone before ( an anon I think ?? ) and people make it seem like . He doesn’t allow for any contact ever at all , which is fair !! But I don’t personally agree ..?? I also never liked it when it was disregarded entirely though , because it’s a part of his character ! I like when it’s treated very realistically .. like , yeah ! This is a fear , it’s irrational ( for the most part ) and he will struggle , but it also gets better overtime with certain people when it’s worked on . . Which is how it had worked with some of my friends in the past and more currently ! While it’s not the same for everyone , I really think Error’s would be more like that ??

ALSO THE GLITCHING HURTS . CHRONIC PAIN HAVER . It’s another reason he has haphephobia , it does hurt ! . . Which makes it hurt more because he’s freaking out and it causes more glitching , so his phobia hurts , touching hurts , it’s a double whammy -

Next to Ink who doesn’t feel next to any actual pain - Ink would associate pain with like - discomfort , like he’s not in pain , but he says “ow” anyways because it SHOULD hurt type of deal !

I also love when people really allow Error to be irrational as a character as a whole ! Because . He is delusional , irrational , and a little stupid and I LOVE HIM FOR THAT .. I don’t see many people really . Allowing him to feel like a mentally unstable person without him being infantilized in some way - which sucks ! Because sometimes he is portrayed to be like that and he’s just seen as a Manchild or immature , when .. he’s just . Having a moment of madness ! Sorry I don’t know how to explain this very well , I’m not used to expressing my views on this man jshskshs -

ALSO THAT FUCKING ART IS BANGER , WTF ,, my beloveds ?? I ADORE ?? HI . You’re iconic , what the hell man !!

Can you guys tell I have a favorite pair of sillies yet . . .

[masterj]

Watching SLOTLT:

....Okay... we need to talk about Sodor's Legend Of The Lost Treasure. Many TTTE fans love it and call it "the best special" and "the peak of CGI Thomas." But we need to face facts. It's far from everyone's favorite and actually the Most Controversial of CGI Thomas.

My stance? I say people who don't like SLOTLT are right- just for not for the valid reasons. Prepare to be roasted.

The movie heavily flanderizes Thomas and ruins his character development throughout the series. It practically takes everything that made him unlikable in the Miller era and turned him back into a complete, 100% irresponsible idiot. Take The Great Discovery, a special VERY similar in plot for example. After his trick on Stanley that demolishes the tower, he actually shows full remorse and tries to make up for his mistake.

In Lost Treasure, that is not the case. Here at the start of the movie he's just like, "I'm number one so I can do what I want!"

And it's not until THE DAY AFTER the Dynamite Incident that it finally sinks in and he's like "Aw it was my fault..."

Plus, he would've been mature enough by now not to let Gordon's teasing get to him. In Season 5, he literally tells Percy to just ignore George's insults and simply does just that.

Why are insults such a big deal to him NOW that he has to run of with Gordon's coaches and derail them??? This doesn't make sense! Yes, he is meant to be cheeky, but how the hell do we go from how he's written in Tale Of The Brave to this?!

So much dumb shit happens that could've and should have been easily avoided. The accidents Thomas cause would've have been stopped in a heartbeat if they ACTUALLY REMEMBERED drivers and firemen exist. When Thomas falls into the cavern? HOW THE HELL are they so unaware of the workmen shouting trying to stop them?! How do they not once look where he is going and see the signs?!

They're not even trying! Look at them in the cab! Up until the accident happens they're practically just chillin'! You're not fooling anybody! Are they high on crack in there??? Are they paying rent in there??? Do they just spontaneously go blind and deaf??? Hello?!?! Wake up and control your fucking train!!!

Let's cut back to the coaches. WHY is Thomas shunting Gordon's coaches when that is NOT his job anymore now that he has his branchline?! That's the whole reason the big engines went on strike and Percy was brought to the railway! Topham has HOW many shunters now? And you're SERIOUSLY gonna tell me not a single one could've done it instead? Look how empty Knapford is!

What about the Diesel Boxcab introduced this season? Why isn't he in this movie to do that instead? Did he die?

Overall, SLOTLT is just a pointless Great Discovery rehash sprinkled with stale RWS references, (which help set up this movie's god awful plot in the first place) returned characters, and cinematic visuals and music pretending it's actually a good movie with a likeable plot. Not only does it take the three-strike formula and fail miserably at making it good, (The three accidents Thomas causes) it can't even remember the show's continuity properly for God's sake! For a what's supposed to be a tribute to the RWS, this is not a good look at all, Andrew Brenner. You did not cook.

What's even worse is that for all these years everyone in this fandom just blindly glazes over everything this movie does wrong and then act like it's illegal for someone not to like it and it's disgusting. This movie single-handedly damaged the entire TTTE fandom for 10 years. 10. FUCKING. YEARS.

We already had a special that did this kind of plot so much better in every way. WHY are we doing it AGAIN??? Why wasn't The Adventure Begins enough for this year???

We did not need this. We did not need any of this shit. Just skip to Season 20 and you are not missing too much, I promise you. Peak CGI Thomas my ass. HALF the CGI specials are the least bit more deserving than this shitshow.

This movie sucks. We do not speak of it, I'm done talking about it, it's not canon, it doesn't deserve to be, it never existed. It's dead to me.

All it's got going for it are the visuals, voice acting and music, Donald, Douglas, Alfie and Oliver returning, and the Miniature Engines introduced. That's it.

Just because a movie looks 'cinematic' does not automatically make it good.

[dismas-n-dismay]

Shaw Pack Centric Headcanons >:]

(This one’s a long one)

Milo’s parents used to get him perms and hair straighteners as a kid and it fucked up his hair texture like CRAZY. He started to take care of it himself instead of letting his parents do it in his mid-teens so most of his middle school and high school pictures are him with the most fried fucking hair you’ve ever seen.

He hides every family photo album deep in the bookshelves so he can’t be teased abt it even though his hair is so good now you’d never suspect it had hella damage back then

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Asher Cannot stop chewing on things. All of his pens have bite marks, and as a kid he used to chew on his nails and fingers like crazy until Gabe gave him a chew stim toy to cut it out.

Now Ash wears a chew stim necklace shaped like a bone :]!

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Milo and Sweetheart aren’t married but he did buy them both necklaces as a symbol of their mateship! They both have different gemstones that are the others favorite- Sweetheart has a lapis and Milo has a green jasper!

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Asher has gotten fleas on multiple occasions. He’s a grown ass man.

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Angel will lay on top of David’s chest to play games, they don’t even talk to him, they just lay there and play games and when David tries to move them so he can go cook they get huffy like a cat does.

David is very confused each time they do this.

David: ??? :[

Angel: *hissing profusely at being moved during prime parallel play affection time with the hubby*

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David taps his nails on his desk, counters, and basically anywhere as a stim/when he’s anxious or stressed. It’s one of the few physical tells he has aside from the wrinkles in his brow from furrowing them so much

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David likes to groom Angel a lot, the only part that sucks is that he literally Never shifts to do it but still has the innate instinct to clean his pack mates and his mate in general.

So he just traps Angel with cuddles and licks at their cheek while they protest half heartedly (they love the affection they just like being bratty)

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Asher was the tallest for a while in wolf form! A lot of family pictures that have them all as teens are usually just of Ash as a large, near white, blonde teen with Dave and Milo pouting. When David’s growth spurt kicked in Asher would Not stop crying.

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David fucking hates being called Dave more than being called Davey- he’s Very Adamant he does not look like a Dave. Dave is a loser name for loser people, he’s David. Get it right.

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David actually has a lot of dog-ish tendencies when shifted which is funny because he tries Very Hard to be cool and professional when he is shifted. He’ll scratch at his ears with his front paws a lot or gnaw at his leg if it itches without a second thought, it’s why he prefers just staying human-mode as much as possible, he’s like the only wolf aside from Asher that has those habits and being in the same category as Mr “I still have fleas at 30” is not the best look for a leader of a pack.

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David has half lidded eyes! But more in a “I’m very very tired” way than a hot way, Angel and Asher still think it’s hot though.

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Milo has several different collars for Aggro that Aggro never fucking wears outside of photo shoots or family photos with Sweetheart and Milo. Asher teases him abt it all the time but Milo doesn’t care, his family WILL be matching for his family fucking photos man.

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Milo and Sweetheart have several family photos hung up in their house of them and Aggro and they do family photoshoots a lot! They even have some with the whole pack/gang! They all managed to match for that one and they have two different versions of it hung over their tv in the living room, one of them all as a normal family and one of them all bickering like a normal family <3

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Aggro generally wears a green collar which fits his long orange fur and green eyes nicely <3 He’s a Big Boy and loves to jump straight into Milo’s belly when Milo lays on his bed

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Aggro is near silent except for when he wants doors open that he can’t do himself or when he thinks Sweetheart and Milo are upset (taken from my own kitty, Tiny, who will not shut up if doors aren’t opened immediately)

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All of the Shaw Pack boys are deadly cuddlers, you Will be smothered in their arms, I’m so sorry, you can’t escape

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Asher definitely gets tattoos around his scars, the one on his chest has a flower garden around it with all of his friends favorite flowers as a reminder they’re always with him <3

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Angel, Sweetheart, Babe, and Darlin will (once every three months) randomly swap places with each other and chill in the other ones houses just to see how their mates react. They swap their phones with each other and everything just for the extra freak factor of “Why do you have my mates phone??!” “I am ur mate babe don’t you remember :]?”

None of the guys find this funny and Milo threatened to lock Darlin out in the rain for it once

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Asher likes cream cheese icing while Babe would rather die if they ever had to taste cream cheese icing ever- the planning for their wedding cake was almost a disaster until they agreed to just get buttercream frosting

[kanyerealdaughter]

#ASS OR BOOBS ?!

characters | ran haitani , rindou haitani.

sexual content , cussing , oral(fem,reader receiving) , anal , cum eating , mammary intercourse.

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RAN HAITANI - ran is a certified ass man. it’s true

just seeing you walk his eyes stays on your ass watching it jiggle with the step and he loves the feeling of your plump curvaceous ass whether you’re short or tall he doesn’t care.

he really loves to sleep just imagining you laid on your stomach on your phone, and you felt a weight on the bed then your ass turned around seeing ran eyes closed knocked out as soon as he touched the bed.

one thing he does care about is size over shape for sure so you just decided to ask him ass or boobs. ran stares at you for a moment you asked, seeing the genuine interest and slight blush on your cheeks. he smirks slightly. 

" alright, if i have to choose, i'd say... ass." he says bluntly.

next thing you know you’re hovering above his face with him laying back on the bed as soon as you sit down, he buries his face between your thighs, licking and sucking on your clit with enthusiasm. he spreads your lips apart with his thumbs, devouring your pussy like a starving man. his tongue swirls around your sensitive button, making you cry out in pleasure.

“ mm fuckk.. r-ran!” you said whimpering with him attacking your pussy he moans against your pussy at your filthy language, enjoying how your grip tightens in his hair. his tongue continues its precise movements, knowing just how to touch you to make your legs shake. one of his hands moves to grip your ass, keeping you planted firmly on his face.

ran pushes his finger against your tight asshole, applying gentle pressure as he continues eating your pussy. he slowly pushes his finger inside, feeling your tight hole clench around it. he curls his finger, rubbing against your prostate as he sucks and licks your clit, driving you wild with dual stimulation.

“ o-ohhh fuck, fuck rann!” you screamed gripping his hair for dear life your fingers getting tangled in his hair. ran growls as you grind your pussy harshly on his face, smothering him with your release. his finger goes deeper into your ass, hitting your sweet spot again and again. he sticks his tongue deep inside your pussy catching your juices.

“ mmm pussy too good.” ran said as he smirks up at you, absolutely covered in your juices but looking utterly satisfied. he slowly sits up, bringing his fingers both the one from your ass and the other coated in your pussy juices to his lips. right in front of your flushed face, he licks them clean.

ran brings his large hand down hard on your ass cheek, the slap echoing in the room. he watches the red handprint bloom on your skin.

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RINDOU HAITANI - oh rindou.? the opposite of his brother he loves big boobs small boobs either way he’s in love with them, they're so soft he could sleep on them all day especially with your small hand running your fingers through his hair.

gosh, he loves them so much he’ll even go crazy just to see his cock between those beautiful breasts and that just started.

rindou spreads your breasts again, placing his large cock between them, he grips his thick length, guiding it between your squeezed breasts. he thrusts forward, his cock disappearing between your soft mounds. he starts to bounce his hips, his length sliding in and out of her cleavage. he lets out a low groan, his head falling back in pleasure.

you lower your head down slightly, sticking out my tongue out to lick his dark pink mushroom tip that was leaking precum from his slit. rindou hisses as your warm tongue contacts his sensitive tip. he looks down at you, watching his veiny somewhat tanned cock unlike his brother ran pale cock. 

rindou slides between your soft breasts, leaking precum with each thrust. he looks down at your head, his violet eyes filled with lust. he tightens his grip on your breasts, his thrusts becoming faster and harder. he buries himself deep between your cleavage, his tip peeking out as he pushes forward. he groans loudly, his length twitching between your soft breasts. 

" i'm gonna...fuck! i'm going to cum!"

“ mm cum for me..?” you said you were pulling your head up staring at him with a seductive smile squeezing your breasts together even more. 

his breathing becomes heavier, and his pace increases dramatically. the sight of his veiny cock twitching sliding between your squeezed breasts, combined with your words, makes him completely lose control. 

" fuckkk!" he grits his teeth, feeling the intense pleasure build up. his length throbs between your breasts.

rindou length pulses as he releases, thick white ropes of cum shooting out and coating your cleavage, neck, and lips. he throws his head back, groaning loudly as he cums hard between your breasts.

 " ohh fuck!"

“ mmm..” you mumbled licking your plump lips to get the cum off from your lips, he slowly lowered his head, his chest heaving as he caught his breath. he looked down at you, your face coated in his cum, and a satisfied smile spreads across his face. he gently lifts his still-hard length from between your breasts, his precum and cum dripping down your cleavage.

rindou still slightly out of breath, he leans forward, his violet eyes locked with your eyes. with a smirk, he uses his thumb to gently wipe a particularly large dollop of cum from her cheek, slowly bringing it to his mouth and sucking it off. 

" delicious."

𖣂 KANYEREALDAUGHTER SPEAKS - maybe a part two with different characters yall lmk.. and if anywho who?

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[cravingrickgrimes]

𝞋𝞎 ─────── “Hurting”

pairing: rick x male reader

summary: after weeks of waiting, you finally garnered enough courage to ask rick to do something you thought he wouldn’t do. to your surprise, he obliged. when you home from work you know you’re about to be the happiest person alive.

notes: bottom rick, top reader, heavy smut, anal, oneshot, hurt, no apocalypse au

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“Good mornin’” Rick groggily replied to your groan that let him know you were awake. He was standing in the entrance of your bedroom door, dressed in nothing but his black boxers. He scratched an itch just above his right nipple and you couldn’t help but wander your treacherous gaze toward it. You had known Rick and fucked Rick for a year now. You’d known him so much the two of you had decided to start a life together and get a house. But in all that time, you never got used to the way the morning sun reflected on the hard core muscles. You were strict with his body hair: not too much, not too little. He loved you so much he obliged, much to his dismay.

“Mornin’” You hated the fact that you had picked up on his southern drawl. He must have realised it too as he smiled harder than he had last night being deeply thrusted into. “I have a proposal.” You said returning the favour of a smirk worth billions, and you knew it.

“Oh? Come on out with it then darlin’.” You stood up, eyed him suspiciously and spoke the proposal that had been on your mind for the past week.

As you came home from your hard day at work, you were excited from one thing and one thing only. Rick Grimes. You opened the door and searched frantically for him, only to find him holed up in your shared bed whining and shaking.

“You did what i asked?” You mused at his soft placement on the bed. He only nodded stiffly.

“Hurts.” He shivered at the mere thought. “Can’t take it much longer.” You only smirked at that. The fact that the strong Rick Grimes had listened to your command so intently even if it hurt him was a feat not many could accomplish.

“Well, not to worry baby. It won’t be.” You pulled the sheets off him and gaped at him. He was still in those same black boxers you had seen earlier this morning—they were hard to forget. You noticed the small bulge in the back of his boxers and smirked.

You pulled them down as quickly as you saw his beautiful, sharp muscles. There, in all its glory, was the new anal plug you bought a few weeks ago. You only now, after a night of pure sex, garnered the courage to actually ask him if he would be willing to stretch himself out for hours until you got back. Much to your surprise he accepted with a flirtatious smile etched on his handsome face. Though now he wasn’t amused at all, and that made you scandalously horny.

You grazed a soft finger over his tight ass cheek. He shuddered at the contact and forced a tight smile. “Christ, you’re sweating Rick.”

“Well i’ve had this wretched thing in for hours. After this, i’m going to burn it.” He laughed, the movement causing him to suck in a sharp intake of air and moan.

“Doesn’t sound like it’s hurting.” He shot you a look of desperation. Your voice was laced with amusement that Rick did not appreciate. You forced Rick’s ass up in the air and gently tugged his tormentor. He moaned like he had never moaned before, his hole expanded to make room for the exiting plug. His back arched violently and you moved your hand to his that was gripping the bedsheets, turning his knuckles white.

When the plug was finally out of the man, you stared in awe at what you saw in front of you. Rick’s hole was so wet you could slip anything inside and you doubted he would even feel it. “How you feeling?” You asked him reeling in lewd thoughts your mind had produced at the sight.

“Better.” He breathed a sigh of relief driving home how much pain he actually had been in.

“Good because, in all honesty, it’s going to get worse.” You flipped him over to face you, leaving him on his back. He stared up at you so submissively it stimulated thoughts of how he was in public. Or rather, how he was seen by the public. To everyone else, Rick was a strong, independent, commanding man. To you he was everything but those things, he was a submissive mess. And that’s exactly how you liked it.

Rick nodded with a shiver. His permission was all you needed before slipping your cock, slick with pre-cum, inside his equally wet ass.

To say the feel of him was intense would be a severe understatement. The feeling of Rick being so stretched out that you didn’t need the normal thirty minutes of preparation. From the way Rick tightly wrapped his insides around your member, you could tell he didn’t regret an ounce of what that plug did to him.

His blue eyes never left you or your body. It was an amazing feeling to be worshipped, especially by someone that felt this good to be inside. You pulled Rick’s thighs up into your hands and held them so they were suspended in the air, giving you more access to his body. His thighs were lined with little dark brown curly hairs that only made you love him in this position even more.

You couldn’t help but pound into him rougher than you had before the mere sight of him in this state driving you insane. He put a hand behind his head revealing the muscles he had been working on. In fact, his entire body was chiselled intricately with muscle. Rick ran a hand through his hair and moved his hips in a way he had never done before. You swore up and down that you were going to worship the anal plug for the things it did to Ricks body.

With each and every new thrust you felt yourself get closer to your climax. Your balls slapped loudly against his sweating body. You began to slip into a state of ecstasy so potent that your vision blurred at its edges. You could have sworn your eyes shook violently as you gripped hard on Ricks thighs causing him to yelp. At the time you came Rick did as well, the feeling of your seed gushing inside him and sloshing inside and not being able to leave made Rick crazy.

“Again?” You asked under Rick. He nodded profusely, still in the ecstasy of his orgasm to speak.

[wishchip106]

Imma share a silly Cherik AU idea with you

Background: I live in FL, and at the Walt Disney World Park EPCOT they have the world showcase they have a Germany Pavilion. Cool thing Disney does is actually hire cast members FROM the country to work there.

SO: Erik is spending a year working at EPCOT because he thought it would be good work experience but also kinda underestimated how exhausting working there and is in guest service hell(he is an introvert!)

Charles got into an accident leaving n him wheelchair bound and Raven thought it would be a great idea to move to Florida to try and to raise his spirits because c’mon it’s the sunshine state!

Anyway they have some sort of meet cute and bond over how exhausting people can be(you can’t have any sort of disability and not he exhausted by people!) and also how much FL actually kinda sucks as a place to live(sunshine state MY ASS)

ngl i’ve always wanted to visit an american theme park… the ones here in australia are MINIMAL (they’re good but where are they all 🙁) although i don’t think i want to be visiting america anytime soon with all that is happening 😰

anyway that was off topic BACK ON TOPIC THOUGH i love this idea and imagining Erik working at disneyland 😭 he does not know what he is getting himself into i’m crying

thank god Charles and Raven are rich as fuck and they can just go to disneyland willy nilly because Charles has a crush on some worker there

sighh meet cutes i love you… and cherik ig.. i love them too

now i’m just imagining someone coming up to Erik to ask him a question and he has to smile at them like this:

girl you’re gonna scare the customers off….

not Charles though man was magnetized right to him (hahah i’m so funny 😀)

[musicalmoritz]

So many straight ship enjoyers have a weird victim complex abt ppl disliking their ships. They jump to “you only hate it because it’s straight” with little to no awareness of how the outside world works. It makes me a little concerned for their intelligence. I know gay shippers also throw around the “you hate it because it’s gay” accusation a lot but at least that comes from a place of realism. Homophobia is rampant even in a lot of seemingly progressive internet spaces, so it makes sense that people would assume that’s the reason for people getting a little too aggressive against queer ships. But heterophobia isn’t real, even if some queer people do hate straights that’s a personal issue, not a societal one

Straight people are in everything, literally everything. Even a lot of queer media includes some trace of heterosexuality. That coupled with the real life homophobia queer people face, it makes sense that a lot of us don’t have much interest in seeing MORE straight ppl in our fan content. It baffles me that many queer fans can’t seem to wrap their heads around this concept??? Are ya’ll trying to make yourselves look like one of the “good” ones or smth???

I think this is also an easy way for people to write off different opinions. “You don’t actually have an interesting critique, you’re just gay” or smth like that. They also always end up turning it into some subtly homophobic rhetoric about how “not everything has to be gay” and “stop trying to make that character a lesbian.” It’s always the evil gay agenda at hand. Have you ever considered maybe your ship sucks ass and not everyone has to like it??? Just a thought

And I want to clarify that I do enjoy a lot of straight ships. But when I see fellow queer fans uninterested in those pairings or preferring to ship same sex couples instead, I mind my own damn business and let them think differently. I don’t clutch my pearls and accuse them of only hating the ship because it’s straight, because so what if they do?? That is not hurting anybody. More likely than not, that person is just sick of people irl trying to make them feel abnormal for their sexuality, and they want to focus on the pairings that provide them with an escape from that. That issue is far more important ham the imaginary fear that straight people might become oppressed

This is much more aggressive than my usual posts but I had to get this out of my system bcuz omggggggg some of ya’ll piss me off. Actually not ya’ll specifically. I made this post because of a TikTok. But people act this way across all platforms so ya, feel targeted. Or don’t. I’m burnt out on internet arguments so I’m not rly making this yap to fist fight anyone. If you have an argument then that’s lovely and great but I will probably block you instead of reading it bcuz I do occasionally touch grass. This might come as a surprise but there are some things I’m not chronically online enough for

[29daffodils]

*drumroll*

and with that we have officially binged NLMG over 2.5 days.

i'll give this a solid 8.5/10.

- the acting was okay, could have been better.

- too much extra drama towards the end that could have been avoided (I only found out jojo is the director after witnessing the very similar trend of extra material towards the end, welp).

- please let phuwin cry better ( I am assuming this was their first show as a CP? or not? hopefully they've both improved). but god his english is to die for. very sexy phuwin.

- loved the thai OSTs but what the absolute fuck were those english tracks (only the one with the line “if you wanted to be loved, you should've never let me go” was any better, the rest of them sucked ass)

- plot holes that I will not let slide because it's not a rom-com (the heart killers, I'm looking at you) : didn't neung sign off all his shares to uncle? how'd he magically get them back? how the fuck was palm suddenly out in the open with neung is the police were after him for kidnapping? etc etc I'm sleepy so i'll leave the plotholes here.

overall, a very decent watch. cannot say i'll come back for a re-watch because very predictable plot but not enough tugging on the heartstrings for me to come back even though I absolutely loved watching it.

now then, until next time! 🎀

liveblog : never let me go

I've been wanting to watch this for ages and never got the time and now it turns out to have been removed from YT. well, nevermind. we have a workaround.

reactions in the reblogs as always.

[organised-disaster]

I can't be trusted. When I refer to "my babygirl" it could one of four people (and six entities)

A 16 year old boy

A ~15 year old girl

A plant

A grown ass man with a drinking problem

An agender ghost

A fat yellow dinosaur

[starwarjotta]

Day 5 - caf since my scribbles can be totally illegible, here’s a transcript Obi-Wan: Here you go, Cody Cody: Oh, thanks, sir Cody: this... it’s caf? Obi-Wan: Ah, yes! I’ve noticed my teas are not really to your tastes, so I stocked up some caf for you instead! I hope it’s okay Cody: ... oh Cody: ...thank you.