#i love alex btw

[hozaloza]

Me after someone lectures me about using the word 'delulu'

Clown

I'm not a clown because I misused the word "delusion" I'm a clown because I preform stupid acts on purpose with no shame.

That's my job.

To do stupid stuff

I'm sorry my obsession with Thomas hurt your feelings 😔/j

Okay fr though. Delulu seems to be a separate word from delusion. Same idea, but different context.

Delulu seems to be more for tame subjects

Delusion is this definition

It could be possible delulu is an offensive term, but I wouldn't know that, why would anyone?? Please, if I say something that could be offensive, can you inform me nicely?? I have no social cues half the time, so I don't always get whats right or wrong. I'm also stubborn and have anger issues, so being nice honestly helps me out on the long run.

Alright, ty for coming to my ted talk

(This is SBG related, so...)

[simmysunset]

Whoever Loves Her Next - 02

*Trigger warning for mention of drug abuse*

The wait from finding out I was pregnant to getting on the plane was almost unbearable. The soonest flight out of Mason’s home in California wasn’t for another two days, and those two days were full of lies. To myself, my work, and probably worst of all - my parents. I promised them I’d be home after a week and a half of spending time with Mason, and now I was supposed to be exploring some sights for an extra two days. Instead, I’m flying to Florida where Harry has been on his songwriting retreat.

Thankfully, I had enough trust in our mutual friend Alex to tell me when it was best to come. I’ve known him for years, having met him back when Pink Nemesis was still together. It took Harry a while to introduce me to any of his fellow bandmates or staff, but he eventually caved and took me to see them for my birthday four years ago. Alex had been the one both Harry and I got along with the most, so it made sense that they’d still be working together even after the band split.

Things are so different now than they were then. It hurts somewhere deep in my chest to think back to last year and everything that happened leading up to the end of the band. It started with one of the members going to rehab for a drug overdose, and following more physical fights than I can count on one hand, the final nail in the coffin was Michael.

Because of what happened, nobody blamed Harry for not being able to pick himself back up and plaster a fake smile for concert after concert. Pink Nemesis breaking up was the last thing he wanted, but he had been the first one to suggest the idea. The rest of the members put up little resistance. After six years of constant albums and world tours, they were drained. And now, everyone who had been a part of the band was almost unrecognizable.

While one member returned to a life of working 9-5 and going to church on Sundays, another went solo almost immediately and crashed and burned. The third stayed somewhere in the middle of it all, collaborating with other artists here and there while also settling down with his soon-to-be wife. Then there was Harry.

After Michael, his only comforts were his guitar and bottles of alcohol. I can still remember all the countless times I tried to pull him out of it. Still hear me screaming at him to look at me. Still feel myself walking away from him when he probably needed it most.

As for me, I expected myself to be far from where I am now. After our breakup, I thought I would be out partying with friends until the sun came up.

I thought I would flirt with guys without a care in the world.

Hell, I even thought maybe I’d find a new fling.

But most importantly of all, I thought I’d learn to fall in love with being alive again.

But I hadn’t done any of that. Instead, I laid in my room crying my heart out when I thought of the fact that Harry and I were over. I remained jobless for over a month just so I could stay home doing nothing all day. I ignored my friends, my family, and the voice telling me that leaving Harry was a mistake.

All of these things had led to this moment. Stepping off the plane and into Alex’s awaiting arms, who is ready to wipe away the tears the moment they fall. I take advantage of the moment of peace being close to him, knowing that all hell would break loose the moment I saw Harry again.

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[4arconinoma]

it's his special day

[i-demand-a-good-username]

Uh, anyway, Shane is actually besties with Sam (he'd rather die than admit it though) and they constantly do things to spite Joja and Sam can actually get a good reaction from Shane with some of his jokes. Sam and him were kind of awkward at first, but after a while Sam saw him at the saloon one day and went "HEY!! MY BUDDY SHANE!! COME PLAY POOL WITH US!!" so loudly across the building that everyone turned to stare and Shane almost sped-walked out of the place out of embarrassment (he def stayed and played pool but kept his head down to avoid stares).

Sam constantly talks about funny things Shane does and Abigail and Sebastian are like, "??? The quiet, grumpy town drunk??" But after Sam dragged Shane into so many pool games, Shane loosened up and started a tournament with the old arcade games between the four of them (he kicks everyone's asses at it) and now Seb and Abbi are starting to get it.

There's a competition between him and Sam on who can steal the largest item at Joja without getting caught (Shane has the lead with the pizza he gave farmer)

After Shane stops drinking, Sam is adamant on getting Shane to like joja-cola with him (he's not winning, unfortunately)

One time, Sam bet Shane that he could drink a 12-pack of Joja-cola during one break at work and threw up everywhere from the crazy amount of carbination it has (Even though Shane cried actual tears from laughter, Sam still owed him a pizza because Morris made Shane clean it 😭)

Shane will leave Sam maple bars in his work locker when Sam is having a hard time with his family and denies that it was him (Sam knows) His excuse when caught is that he and Jaz prefer the other donuts in the pack

Shane SUCKS at comforting others, but Sam appreciates the awkward conversation because it just means his buddy is trying to be a good friend.

They both run a secret page that basically makes fun of Morris by posting bad photos or just making a meme out of him

Uh, yeah, anyway. Sam and Shane are besties

[wouldntbehim]

mix: firstprince (taylor's version)

[starryemeralds]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE TWINS, DIPPER AND MABEL 🩷💙

Bonus Comic Below

[flyingcakeee]

My absolutely lovely take on this

[sunshine-zenith]

Henry is a Boyfriend Hoodie Thief your honor

[some-zer0]

Getting into Rusty Quill Gaming after having fully listened to the Magnus Archives is fun because nobody realizes what’s about to hit them wrt Magnus.

Like, first of all, Alex doesn’t realize that he’s living in a countdown to asbestos goblins, which is the real TMA lore. And then Lydia and Ben don’t realize they’re about to get typecast into “somewhat aloof boss with a supernatural patron he needs to appease in morally dubious ways in exchange for powers who gets sent to jail at one point” and “girl with trust issues who likes breaking into places and stabbing people and uses body mutilation to escape a toxic job.”

I was fast-forwarding through the mid-episode ads and heard Jonny’s little teaser for TMA and rewound just to listen to the full thing while grinning. I just got to the episode that was released right after TMA dropped and they’re saying that they hope people check it out :) that it might be something people will enjoy :) :) :)

[jgvfhl]

thus Owlie continues its track record of smushing fandoms into each other just for fun :) Image description in alt text.

@totally-not-fandom @cod-dump @worldseer come look pleaasse

[racewinnerlandonorris]

“Do you know what Lily said to me the other day?” and started telling Russell about the incident. Albon then narrated that one day, Lily came and she said to him ‘Bruno Diaz.’

Russell was confused and asked immediately, “Who is Bruno Diaz?” To which Albon replied that even he had no idea who Bruno Diaz was. Albon continued with the story and explained that he started asking his girlfriend about who Bruno Diaz was. After quite a bit of confusion, Lily said, “You know, in Spain, everyone says, when good morning, Bruno Diaz.”

[sapphic--kiwi]

so i started rewatching gravity falls again. wendy corduroy my beloved 💚

[sentientsky]

hey do u ever think about how crowley's eyes (a feature he's worked to hide nearly his entire time on earth) were fixated so so so firmly on aziraphale during the final fifteen, to the point where he followed the tiniest of movements, even as tears began to form in his waterline? even as his not-quite-human-heart was splintering in his chest?

CAUSE I DO

how was this permitted to be aired???? knowing full well that angsty queers like me would be sliding down the wall sobbing about it???? (also, if u want to read more about crowley and his eyes, i am once again recommending one of alex's metas: x)

anyway! full gif below the cut!

yippee!

[thethirdfrogbrother]

Some Lost Boys incorrect quotes because I'm bored!!

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Waitress: So,what will you be having today?

Marko: I want to devour the unborn!!

Dwayne: Eggs. He just wants eggs, please.

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Paul: You know, I really relate to mosquitos.

Michael: Because you also suck blood?

Paul: No, because whenever I try to land on David, he also slaps me and tries to squash me.

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Marko: How about this year for Christmas, instead of kissing under the mistletoe, we have to fight whoever is under it?

David: No, what the fuck?

Paul: Mistlefoe.

David: Please do not encourage him...

Dwayne: Wait...we celebrate Christmas?

[feliville]

Hey. uhhhhh So, if I made my Steve n Alex designs and my Steve+Zombie story into an OC thing, would yous like hate me for it HBJCD

actually i already started doing that and it's all I've been thinking about for like a week or something,

Its kinda funny to me that I don't have to change a lot about the story for things to fall back into place

[jenna-louise-jamie]

is this anything