#i look like a plumber to you????

[fizzytoo]

my mom be sending me all these tiktoks about fixing shit in the house. imma do it but damn !!

[sentientstump]

goodbye waynehouse, i have a job now

[lecoindecachou]

You know, as someone living in France, I always feel like I should specify how I feel about women wearing the hijab since it's so controversial here so there goes the disclaimer: I don't give a fuck what people wear on their heads, how long their skirts are, and I especially don't care what kind of bathing suit they wear to the beach. Pls god let me have one fucking summer without having to hear about the fucking burkini. I wish the French government would spend even HALF as much time trying to solve homelessness at it does policing how Muslim women dress. There.

[wistfulpoltergeist]

I've never considered just seeing model renders of a game character would make me want to play the game, but here we are 😶‍🌫️

Aww, you're welcome! I would definitely recommend you to play Sherlock Holmes Chapter One. It's fun and dramatic, entertaining, heartbreaking and gay ;D

[newmsies]

don't kill me, i fw Jack x Katherine so hard

[pauls1967moustache]

[transitofmercury]

KATHERINE AND PULITZER - UNTIL ONE OF YOU FORGETS

The Return of the Prodigal Son - Eric Rimmington // The Average Fourth Grader Is a Better Poet Than You (and Me Too) - Hannah Gamble // East, West - Salman Rushdie // Newsies Script - Harvey Fierstein // Watch What Happens - Newsies // Someday I’ll Love Ocean Vuong - Ocean Vuong // Steve Blanchard and Kara Lindsay as Pulitzer and Katherine in Newsies // Pulitzer: A Life in Politics, Print and Power - James McGrath Morris // Under the Burden of Misery - Teodor Axentowicz // Folding a Five-Cornered Star So the Corners Meet - Li-Young Lee // A Portrait of Maya Angelou - Maya Angelou speaking to Bill Moyers

[daisywords]

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[bluastro-yellow]

get it Kim has a lot to unpack do you get it

it's imperfect I'll never polish it just take it as it is I should have put aerostatics not airplanes...

[seth-the-giggle-fish]

I want to cut my hair

I want to cut my hair

I can't cut my hair because fuck if I know where the hair clippers are and even if I did know where they are I can't take a fucking shower to help me clean up afterwards

I can't fucking shower because we still don't have water in the house

[emile-hides]

Little Mario Movie headcanon: Toadtown use to look more like the Toadtowns of Mario and Luigi and Paper Mario, just with a lot more stairs because Mountain.

Peach, who had just recently learned the power of moving platforms and floating blocks with her Mario Maker Obstacle Course, revamped the town when she was like 14 to include these and pipes so all the stubby legged Toads wouldn’t have to climb so many stairs to get everywhere.

[vimbry]

[randomnameless]

Honestly that anon should direct their concern towards the Ladlestans considering they're the ones who are using the antis*mitic dogwhistles to support their waifu, or better yet, direct it towards the game itself considering Supreme Leader's hatred for dragon family is reminiscent of a conspiracy theory.

Yep,

The game has a lot of "unfortunate implications" - but unlike the Tellius "if we coexist too much one of us will disappear" shit message, those unfortunate implications are supposed to be found out, after playing all routes, to be untrue.

(even if the message "crests BaD" is kept all around...)

But I think there's still a difference between a bunch of fantasy pixels accusing a fantasy sekrit cabal of religious genocide survivors of hoarding all the riches, and real life people kind of disregarding the sheer notion of "genocide" because "victims were oppressors" or had alleged positions of power...

I wish we could say "you're joking right" but, sadly, no. Maybe it's just a troll ?

[freckleslikestars]

Okay, someone please settle this argument I’m having with my dad:

Someone has hung a basket of their things (in this case face cloths and scrubbies) with those Command removable hook things (you use a double sided sticky thing and it gives a really strong hold) in the shared bathroom. Because you take longer and hotter than average showers, one of the hooks keeps falling off and so the basket falls down. Do you:

A) inform the person whose basket it is that it’s fallen down and the hook needs replacing, but other than removing the basket from the other hook so it doesn’t fall and damage the sink it’s over, do nothing else to interfere

B) inform the person that it’s fallen down and offer to rehang it if desired, but if you can’t remember how it was hung/don’t think you can do an appropriately satisfactory job at rehanging it, you don’t touch it and leave it to them

C) don’t say anything and rehang it incorrectly and wonkily, and then when the other person points out that you did it wrong and you should have just left it to them, kick off and insist that the other person is being ungrateful.

[cy6net]

:3

[scaryscarecrows]

So on today's episode of Scary Learns to Fucking Plumb despite NOT GOING TO PLUMBER SCHOOL...

My under-the-sink has leaked when using the garbage disposal for...oh, about year. More than, actually. We mentioned it to Grandpa Landlord, who slapped another gasket on there and went, 'ya-ha-ha! It's fixed!'

It wasn't, but the leak started literally three months after my dad passed and we weren't up to fighting about it. So fine. Whatever. Leak fixed.

The leak has gotten really bad over the last few days. So we investigate, figuring that 'we'll just get another gasket and deal with the real problem later when we're less busy'.

Well. We go to put a new gasket on and.

AND.

The problem?

You ready?

The pipes don't connect.

They touch a little--the gasket probably helped lengthen it to keep the leak from becoming really bad--but they're not connected.

Turns out, a piece was either lost or damaged beyond use when we got a new sink in last year, AND RATHER THAN FIX IT AT THE TIME, the idiot handy-dude they called out just shoved everything together and bailed!

AND.

AND.

When we bring this up, because it's been long enough that we ARE willing to fight about it, Grandpa Landlord refuses to attempt anything because 'I don't know about that', tries to call the plumber (the same sexist, useless plumbers that left me to fix everything LAST TIME AND CALLED ME HONEY AND I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO JAIL FOR MURDER BUT I WILL), and gets butthurt when we say no. So hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to Lowe's we go at our earliest convenience to get a new pipe.

I swear to God. When it's time for Grandparent Landlords to go in a home, I am providing the Home with a free remote to smack them with. I will visit once every six weeks at best and that will be IT.