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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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i have entirely too many people enabling me to stop at this point
#danny phantom#mlp#everlasting trio#wes weston#dont come for my ass i have no idea what horse anatomy is#zilly art#wes is angry something got a lot harder to prove once phantom became an alicorn#but a friend said he looked mad phantom was so pretty and i was like u know what. ur so right that's also true#he's already tall enough to smash his face into doorframes but then that goddamn horn#sorry i cant decide if phantom should have that little nose spot. decide for me
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Honrses
#theyre supposed to be used as war montures and also for transportation like irl horses but they are not shy or afraid#so like theyre really hard to tame idk theyre just concepts still#honestly looking at them now they seem too horse like i'll probably redesign them to look more bulky like a rhino#so my idea is that unicorns exist in my setting but they went extinct and these are part of the same genus but lack magic qualities#and instead theyre more about raw force and impaling stuff#i will add them to my bestiary so i'll explain better when its time#wgd#worldbuilding#horse art#art#my art#digital art#dark fantasy
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i am of the firm belief grandma Rosiepuff was a smoke show in her younger years Bruce had to get his heart throb genes SOMEWHERE
#im so sorry guys#me x branchs grandma cause i accidentally made the top left troll look like me in the album#bruce is traumatized#unfollow me rn#rosiepuff trolls#grandma rosiepuff#bruce trolls#john dory trolls#trolls#trolls band together#my art#sorry#bruce got the charm jd got the love of horses#because too much rizz killed my grandma ok
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ghost horses
GHORSES
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#ask#wei wuxian#a-yuan#What a post to have a-yuan make his PD-MDZS debut on!#You're so right...if WWX were to summon a horse it would be a ghorse (ghost horst).#If he gets to have a ghost girl posse then why not also let him have a stable of beautiful ghost horses?#Yiling Laozu rides into town with his haunted vegetables and ghostly steed and zombie vegetable seller.#Serving a look that they might call 'off-putting' and 'discomforting'. To the *weak*!#WWX probably would let A-yuan pet the Horsies but hear me out: this is for the funny punchline.#To be honest where he lies on the triangle of 'can we get mcdonkcles?' triangle really depends who's asking.#I think he leans more on the 'orders a black coffee for himself and leaves' but with a shit-eating grin for most people.#He seems like a goofy guy who'd love to eat Mack O'donnel in the middle of the night with his friends.#But WWX lives his life with the innate sense to be an agitator. He wouldn't miss the opportunity to pull a prank like that.#I think he'd only actually go to Mick Dick's if Yanli asked#Feel free to disagree of course! He has his layers!
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I really enjoy playing through tnp again like hi it's been a while
#the northern passage#interactive fiction#lea chen#the hunter#and captain the horse#userpharawee#I don't have internet atm and it's been on and off (mostly off) for a few weeks now#it's annoying for all the obvious reasons but also becauce now I'm kind of looking forward to being at work#because at least there's working wifi there#if only it weren't for the horrors (the customers) lmao#anyway sorry for the rant#I'm not far into the new and improved chapter 1 yet#because again. no internet >.> and limited mobile data#but it's been long enough since i played it that it feels like a fresh start and that's nice#realised I never drew lea so I had to change that#I also redesigned my hunter a little#not sure about the braid idk if he'll keep that lol#I also want to change his name because I was never happy with it to begin with#but I haven't decided yet to for now they're just the hunter (he/they)
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fire cannot kill a dragon BITCH
#a song of ice and fire#game of thrones#asoiaf#got#mine.png#i have no clue what dany era this is i just wanted to see if i could get down how i think book dany looks just like. in general#results are inconclusive#also ive been doing like exclusively multimedia w either sketching or doing full colored pencil first and then taking a picture#on portrait mode ☝🏻#and finishing the rest in procreate so if things look weird thats like#why#im figuring stuff out lmao#and like! where ae the highlights on her coming from?? idk but surely not that fire#daenerys targaryen#adding tags bc my tags are my safe space and if ur reading them then. ur in this with me i locked the door i secured the chains..#just realized that lowkey with how daenerys is described as being just like#ethereally pretty as per the targ pretty gene#i sort of picture her face as like#one of those insanely pretty girls u see on tiktok and they just like naturally have a disney princess face#no makeup bc their skin is perfect and their lashes are naturally super thick and long#thats dany to me#this face ate an entire raw horse heart <3
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countdown to phil’s 38th bday - a year in review [3/30]
dnp & animals
#was gonna caption this phil & animals but then it just looked like i was implying that dan is an animal sdjfs#which yeah humans are animals but stilllll#dan and phil#phan#amazingphil#phil lester#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#dpgdaily#dnp gifs#my gifs#compilation#philgifs38#dnp instagram#dnp instagram stories#A Day in the Life of Dan and Phil and A Tiny Horse
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ridin' with peepaw :D
#my art#fanart#rdr2 fanart#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#red dead#hosea matthews#arthur morgan#rdr2 hosea#rdr2 arthur#silver dollar#horse#okay before you berate me for it#i KNOW the perspective on the horses (namely hosea's) is wrong or like... the positioning is wrong#but i was to into the flow and... idk how i would fix it anyway lmao#but i hope it's easy to just look over lol
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i listened to avril lavigne while drawing this
#i used to have a diary with a little lock and key and the cover looked almost exactly like this background#got it in like 2009 as an arcade prize lmao#dan and phil#dnp#phan#phanart#daniel howell#phil lester#tiny horse#my art
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It's hilarious to me how Kaladin hates horses but exudes major horse energy
#cosmere#stormlight archive#the way of kings#kaladin stormblessed#i cant explain it but he just does#slightly influenced by that one person who mentions he looks like spirit#but even beyond that he just looks and acts like a horse
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The Goat
#he is very large#bdubs and grian are like under a block and a half tall#joel is just below average player height (two blocks)#this guy? this guy is like three blocks tall maybe a couple centimeters above that#gigantonormous and great for hugs#even when he’s covered in soot and redstone#the bottom half of that centaur design btw is from my own personal creeper design#you can’t see it because the lab coat is covering and flattening them but there’s a third pair of pods on his back#they rattle and make the hissing noise that creepers are known for like rattlesnakes#the pods themselves are filled with gunpowder they’re natural deposits of it#and when the spines rattle enough they can cause a spark which results in an explosion#their tails are also inspired by horse tails because I thought it looked pretty#and I gave them manes and general big cat anatomy to boot#I really love animals can you tell?#solacespades art#hermitcraft#mcyt#mcyt fanart#hermitcraft fanart#docm77#docm fanart
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@mikkeneko they were told it was a bad time to go night-hunting! what's mu qingfang supposed to do with sect siblings that don't LISTEN??
#svsss#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#liushen#sqq#lqg#my art#i can't think of any worse place for a flare up then when you're actively flying - it must have happened at least once#sqq was sooo judgemental at the beginning of the series about cultivator favouring carriages and horses but he must be grateful for it now!#there has to have been at least once incident of him flying and dropping like a stone though#and presumably being caught by which frantic sect sibling / disciple was nearby#sqq will stubbornly attempt to look dignified even while dropping like a brick
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I love Bai Long Ma he truly don’t gaf
#man stayed present enough to get recruited into the story then peaced tf out for the rest of it ✌️#unbothered king#bai longma#ao lie#journey to the west fanart#journey to the west#jttw ao lie#my only knowledge of drawing horses come exclusively from mlp fanart that has crossed my path#shoulda given ao lie a cutie mark lmao#my favorite part of watching the 80s tv series is seeing them go what will we do now??! whenever they encounter a land obstacle#and look the solution to half their problems standing right next to them in the form of a horse that everyone keeps forgetting is a DRAGON#he truly could not be ASSED to help 😭#just like me fr#digital art#my art#jttw sun wukong#sun wukong#dude bajie and wujing had no fucking clue the horse was even a dragon there was one episode where the horse finally spoke to chew bajie out#and he went YOU CAN TALK?!! 😭😭😭#it’s such a pity too cuz I thought the human actor for ao lie was very handsome and he showed up like a total of three times or2#this design was actually very inspired by him#he wasn’t even in the ending scene they left his ass OUTSIDE!!!!#HE GOT A REWARD BUT HE WASNT EVEN IN THE HALL TO RECEIVE IT 💀💀💀💀#oh naaah they did my boy so dirty…#I don’t think he counts as a pilgrim I think they literally just wanted him to be the horse#otherwise he woulda technically been er shixiong?#right after wukong
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Normal boy spotted.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wen wing#wen remnants#Wen ning#This scene felt like a bit of a fever dream. We have (with little to no comedic exaggeration):#1) WWX whistling and somehow summoning not one but several horses to his side.#2) meeting the surviving Wen sect members who insist on not leaving Wen Ning behind.#Only for it to cut back to Wen Ning ripping a guy in half. (Not pictured here. I tried so hard but I could not make it look good).#Personally I feel like we moved on way too fast from the horse thing. Where did they come from? WWX couldn't have brought them.#He *just* found out there were more people left behind.#So...are the from the Jing sect? Are these disloyal horses? Or does WWX have incredible animal charisma skills?#It feels a bit like a DND player asked to call in some horses and the DM said 'Sure if you roll well enough' and it was a natural 20.#Maybe this is just my own envy cutting through. God damn I wish I could whistle and summon a horse to my side whenever I needed to.#I know I should not be so hung up on the horses. But my brain is cooked. I have been so sick.#The kind of sickness that makes it hard to breathe. Or think. Or have any energy at all.#I wish I had good commentary to write here. I just...really want a nap. And for October to restart to make up for all the lost time.#Thank you all for being so kind and patient once again. It truly means a lot.
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the sweetest guy to ever exist
#skittish horse etc etc#i love him sm like just look at that joy look at that smile!!!#amazingphil#phil lester#dan and phil#phan#dnp#dan and phil games#dpgdaily#mine#tw food
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