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hi muffin! hope you’re doing well.
i keep thinking about our tentacle cass series. something about pregnant cassandra makes my brain go brrrrr… so could we get a little something of cass having been knocked up by a lycan reader and discovering she’s carrying a whole litter? maybe some progression over time of her experience with this, and the effects on her body. litter size i’ll leave up to you~
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The good old times of this series! XP Preggo Cassie is such a rare gem, I feel ;P
Let's get into it!
Masterlists at my pinned linked later
(Chapter 3 of Smoke and Mirrors at my profile; 40 likes or so on that post for chapter 4, we’re nearly there)
She never thought she'd ever be so desperate as to have her fun with the lycans
Really, she always thought of them as below her
Of course, this mostly comes from Alcina
So really, if anybody ever told her she would get involved with one like that some day, she would probably laugh at them before gutting them
Sure, she likes taunting them
Flinging little stones at them with her sister, pulling at their fur, gutting them, making them chase little sounds in the distance
Mindless beasts, she always thought
Mindless, dirty, monstrous
So when did she get the stupid idea to get involved with one, exactly?
When did she get the stupid idea to give into one?
Was it when she encountered one, a pack leader, while hunting on her own?
Was it because she felt particularly needy that day, far too eager to finger herself against one of the trees?
She remembers it well, still
She remembers the beast approaching her, remembers snarling at it
She remembers standing still, looking unimpressed as it circled her
That is, until it swiped at her dress, at least
That is, until she saw the pinkish, hard cock dangle between its legs, hardening seemingly at the sight of her
She would have insisted then, would still insist, she was perfectly in charge, was dominant, was really just using the lycan for her own fun
Her large, rounded stomach begs to differ, as well as the stinging in her holes she felt even days after she gave into the lycan
It must have seemed like a good idea, then
She remembers thinking so
She remembers how good it felt when the beast pushed and mounted her, when the heavy, thick cock pressed against her ass cheeks
She remembers how admittedly flustered she got when the beast began rutting against her, as though only caring for its own pleasure. Certainly no treatment she would get from a maid at the castle
Perhaps, she wasn't looking for that, that day
The lycan came quick, often, little splurts of cum quickly decorating the back of her dress
But it had so much in it, it almost didn't seem to matter
She remembers taking off her clothes, as though uncaring of the dirt beneath her bare body. She remembers being picked up, mounted, tugged, yanked about
She remembers only moaning at all this
Roughhousing, fun, just what she was looking for
Often, she's accused of only living in the moment, never minding consequences that might follow
The large litter she's carrying in her now tends to confirm that, she fears...
She remembers how the beast took her effortlessly, reaching far more than her fingers could, filling her to the brim and stretching her beyong it
It was so good, so full
It's not like she gets around a lot of cocks. Maybe, she can't be blamed for seeking out a lycan, she thinks. She sure as hell is not about to turn to a villager for this, after all! The mere thought has her roll her eyes and feel distaste bubble up in her mouth
She remembers how many orgasms the beast dragged from her, how her neck was licked and shoulder bitten, how her stomach- flat, then- was caressed as though the lycan knew just what it was about to do to the Dimitrescu daughter
She winces at the thought. For Mother to find out her daughter was impregnated by one of Heisenberg's mindless mutt creations...she might not recover
And still, Cassandra can't help but writhe in bed at night, her gloved fingers- a need, to ensure her nails won't tear at her insides- rutting against her insides. She'd rub her clit and finger herself, one, two, three fingers, anything that she could find, hoping anything might satisfy her body and mind's desire
All to the thought of that day
Of the lycan's hard cock slamming in and out of her
Of the heavy balls slapping against her
Of the strange knot not pushing into her until hours later
She thinks of how she was lifted off the ground, her strong hands trying desperately to hold onto the tree she's pushed up against
Her feet dangling, her pussy impossibly full
She remembers, the lycan barely had to work to force the large knot inside. Countless smaller orgasms and loads of cum made her nice and wet for it, ideal to slide the monstrosity inside
She didn't know what it did, then. Didn't even think she was fertile, didn't think to worry when the beast came within her countless times
She remembers sinking down on the large knot, remembers crying out and moaning at the pain of the stretch
With the knot inside, the lycan couldn't rut, couldn't trust as before
Ah, but the warm, long tongue at her neck and shoulders and the claws drawing blood at her hips was more than enough
She remembers, her lower stomach was bulged from the cock
She remembers, after the beast came again and emptied itself completely in her, her stomach was bulged completely
Much as it is now, surprisingly
When looking down, she can't see much else than her stomach, for it is far too round already
She knows, she can't hide it any longer, knows her mother will soon not forgive her staying in her room day and night anymore. She had managed to get away with it this far, even carefully broke a window nearby and shoved her bed in front of her door to prevent anyone from entering
She whimpers, cradling the round stomach with her free hand
She remembers, the swelling went down soon as cum drained from her again, remembers returning to the castle reeking of cum
Nothing strange, at first
She felt a little clingier than normal, which was rather unusual for her
Even Bela and Daniela frowned often, for while they appreciated their sister's company, it was odd to say at the least
Cassandra scowls, whining in embarassment at the thought of how she even sat through hours of watching her older sister do office work, if only because it meant being around someone and getting the occaisonal head pats
Or the endless hours of listening to Daniela ramble about this and that, all which she cared little about
Then, following the clinginess, there was also slight decreases in appetite at times
Not often, not nearly often enough to alarm her
By the third week she really felt some changes, such as nausea
She remembers scowling and sweating, remembers feeling dizzy and just barely making it to the bathroom when she got sick
She'd reassure her family; it must have been something she ate
She couldn't have known about the litter she's made to carry out for the lycan
And Cassandra is certain: she can't possibly tell her mother and sisters about her roughhousing with a lycan, of all creatures!
Following her lack of an appetite, there was a drastic increase in her appetite
She'd hunt and eat far more, even steal some of her younger sister's prey to devour it almost on the spot
By that time the nesting began, too
Now, this was hardly unusual
She likes to nest, and always has
Small, subtle nesting. Stealing some items belonging to each of her family members, setting it all up with scents for when she's distressed
She likes isolation, often
And as such, this didn't alarm anyone
What did alarm her, was when her breasts and nipples suddenly grew a little and became incredibly sensitive
At first, it was all fun of course
She'd giggle to herself, moan and get off from her breasts alone
Nothing serious, she was sure
Always living in the moment...
She'd scowl a little as her abdomen began to swell, but thought little of it, merely thought it might have been because of her recent feeding habits
Looking down at her round, swollen stomach now, Cassandra sighs. Perhaps, if it was Bela, she would have figured it out within days. Cassandra took weeks
As such, only in her late pregnancy did she understand
Now that her stomach is swollen round, now that her nipples are leaking milk far too often
Now that it's clear what exactly the lycan did to her
She feels nervous at the thought, knowing what the next stage will bring
How could she possibly birth the lycan's litter? And what then? She doesn't even know what to do with them after!
Keep them? What for?
Move them away? But...they are hers
Within her, she feels the urge to see the lycan again, even as she doesn't fully understand it
She's been feeling far more maternal, as though carrying out the litter would trigger such things
She winces in embarassment at the memory of cupping her younger sister's face and wiping away the blood with her thumb, much like Mother used to do to them. Even Daniela, who is normally so clingy, blushed and scowled in embarassment at her sister, then
Now, she merely stays in her room, the window fixed, her only excuse being that she doesn't want to see anyone. Assuring her family she's alright is enough to get them to leave her alone for a little
Most of them, anyway, for Daniela still likes to barge in at times, wearing a sweet smile and thankfully being far too naive to think much of her sister constantly covering her stomach. Surely, Daniela would not ever suspect her sister was, as the maidens often gossip when talking about pregnancy, knocked up by a mutt, as Mother calls them
No, not Cassie. Of course not!
Cassandra can only blush in embarassment at the thought
#cassandra dimitrescu#bela dimitrescu#daniela dimitrescu#lycan 🐺 anon#resident evil village#alcina dimitrescu
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trannies when they lewd post on social media: omg im such a slut 😳🥰 wow thirst trap on main? omg not even on an after dark alt,,, not even behind an OF paywall,, omg im so disgusting!!!! kill me for being sex-demented!! *its a picture of them in lingerie with barely any skin showing*
trannies when some insular nerdy guy downloads ridiculously big booby naked girl companion mods for their fav rpg: GOONER RETARD!!!!! HAVE YOU SHOT SLIMEY TO YOUR RETARD IDIOT PORN YET FAGGOT?!?!
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they should get to kill each other at least twice .i think
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#lg doodles#i drew this a few days ago but im so tired after work ngl . sittingnin bed like =__= ..#and im visiting family this weekend so idek if ill get to it until next weekend#but ya i love them i loge them so much#i love the tension in atots right after stanford comes back#and hes like writing sll this shit ab stan in the journal#while learning that he stole his identity and so on and stans like hey so i did this rly selfless thing for u can you at least#acknowledge it and they r just stewing in their own anger 😭#actually i love their dynamic so much . the arguing as they mimic each other 1:1 and rhe animosity and#ykw im gna make another post but the grammar stanley scene is my favorite#magbe its not post worthy nvm idc but thats probably one of my fav interactions in the whole series#its so stupid that u know its real HELPPlike yeah that rly isnjust how it is . in fact ive done more over less 🫶#HAHAHAHAH#ugh.love . lovee i wish#i dont think gf needs a continuation im totally in the 2 season boat here#but if they ever did a post series stan and ford exploration ohhh believe . trust tht i would not shut up ab it ever#i want to see them talk so bad . im so greedy bc i feel like they didnt talk enough in the series bc im partial 2 them i just want them in#everything .#i think their personalities are so fun esp bc ford isnt the annoying nerd archetype i like that hes a cocky bitch#and i like that stan is an equally cocky bitch and they both have too much pride that they butt heads over literally everythjng#but they also recognize how ridiculous it all is like 😭. even when theyre fighting over the journal they both r like ok pause r u ok#hmm.. so many ppl here capture their dynamic well too.😭at least the people who dont generalize either into a single personality trait yk#imso tired im tired#but guys i love talking ab ford and stan theybr so everything to me in ways i dnt think incould ever articulate like u see them and u just g#get it . ugh. turning my head and passing out . ford is so funny hes so stupid i love him i cant bekieve i was a ford hater im sorry ive#atoned im changed im a changed oerson i didnt realize the magnitude of his serve .but stanley as my day 1 will never change . just know .(k#idk if anyonf ever reads this fsr down but if u r here say cheesee📸📸
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since tumblr always has to suffer my personal vents and breakdowns and rants and annoyances you get the most wips and pics of unfinished stuff, im sure that makes up for it
the (unfinished) shiekah arm concepts that made me want to explode and i dont think im gonna work on again
#ganondoodles#art#zelda#ganondoodles rewrites totk#botw2#wip#calling it wip but i dont think i can go back to it#i tried to keep going on this for so long bc i have had the idea in mind for so long and it seemed fun#well ...... turns out that was a lie#thought to myself maybe i can do like one of those cool concept art things where they just go for interesting shapes first#and then refine it to actually work#but im not made for it#tbh im not sure what im made for#(i dont think posting wips im not posting elsewhere actually makes up for my annoying mental health spirals..)#i hope its not too small#was intending to go for version H but only got to do one variation#the outer casing can be customized with several designs#theres a guardian arm that extends and stretches to form the hookshot in the bulky part as well as the stored magic#there is always something on it to glow bc it also subtly shows how low your magic meter is#and if it runs out the blue parts turn orange like other shiekah tech in stand by mode#wanted to draw all that on here too#but .... ill need to start over when im doing better ....... WHEN im doing better and can draw again#speaking it into existence#(....man how all those “designs” look is so ... i feel even stupider for getting so extremely frustrated over it ...)
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i havent drawn anything worth posting in a while hi ^__^ erm..... are texans always this strange and unusual?
#reverse 1999#reverse 1999 spoilers#????????????#i love being a gacha gamer goodlord. its like embarrassing how much my brain likes them.#it all started with bandori.......... i can never escape now.#esp as like. a video game design student. i recognise most of these games have like no good gameplay. but i cant help it...its fun..#i love logging in for like 5 minutes every day doing my stupid dailies and thats it. maybe repeat that once more in the afternoon#im yappiiingggg anyways the new reverse update is nice#they should go back to europe tho pspspsps come to the balkans ^_^ we have so much drama worth exploring.#i liked argus but mostly in the scenes where they werent trying to make her look cool....just a nice lady overall. id like to hang out w he#i think im gonna start posting more ocs from now on tho.... def on my brain more#i know people barely interact with those posts of mine but who gaf#or maybe pjsk since its slowly creeping its way back into my brain. mizukiwhen i fucking get you.mizuki#ermmm ok thats all i have to say for now adios#(dont read the rest of these its embarrassign)#argus reverse 1999#tuesday reverse 1999#wtf is that other girls name#kimberly reverse 1999#i think idk#shes so fun wtf is wrong with you.#art i made
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what kind of frivolity would you engage in, mecha?
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#mecha sonic#scrapnik mecha sonic#scrapnik island#sonic fanart#sonic fandom#arting#msab#good MORNING. i have given myself many emotions about mecha's big stupid cape. like a fool. such is the way i suppose#god ive been dying to get to this one. do you get it. do you understand#victories; if not on your own terms. achievements; if not the ones you thought you wanted. childhood dreams that never die.#which on that note yeah this is also my favorite one for showing eggman-era mecha as like#''yeah hes hes the most arrogant and murderous jackass on the planet but hes also like 17.''#& therefore kind of a lame little nerd by default. he thinks capes are sooooooo coool#we were all stupid kids once but sometimes u get older and u still wanna paint your house purple. and sometimes u still want a cool cape#it occurs to me that actual 17-year-olds may see this and to that i say: sorry. you guys are fine do ya thang.#its just that im 29 and have grey hair and shit so i have a certain Perspective on being 17 is all. & scrapnik mecha is like mid-30's to me#i knoooowwww he loves his big stupid cape so much. look at the refsheets with his dumbass spines poking holes through the the hood#tell me he has not made a COMMITMENT to wearing that hood despite being built in a way that makes that incredibly inconvenient#u look at nathalie fourdraine's christmas scrapniks post and tell me he isnt having so much fun#being all decorated and swishing around in that Even Bigger And Stupider Cape & shawl w/ his friends#hes so funny for that he's generally such a serious kinda character but on god he does also love some showmanship and flashiness.#i want to make it clear btw i also think capes are awesome i literally cosplay a guy with Two [2] capes.#& mecha is basically the coolest ever. but also hes still funny for that
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bugthinker but I just did whatever to him
bonus slop
#clemart#this hardly qualifies as toontown anymore#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#prethinker#brian ttcc#sorry the text is really small again i got carried away with notes#i have like 3 doodles where i just do whatever to his build for fun. this is the only one ive posted#personally speaking i think doing a build that plays more into the nervous-system (brain) aspect would probably be a bit more fitting#i dont have any ideas on how to do that right now other than just making him wires. which im not opposed to.#i need to send him through horrific experiments and see what it turns him into#color placements could be better but i did this without any other references other than a real life centipede so oh well#looking at this after i finished i realized it looks like his body is clumped together... its supposed to be wrapped around each other#screw ym stupid baka life#i think i once saw someone mention centipede brian. if they are out there... this is partially inspired by that#the other inspiration is just that i think the idea of characters being able to wrap around themself is cool
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anyway probably the best way to play disco elysium is to not zone out when its talking politics at you. its the talking politics at you game
#sowwy i get mad when i see liveblogs like that. if you dont understand the politics you can like. google words#gemitus#i have a fun system of making posts where i see something stupid and go to make a post about it#and then i calm down and its not that deep so i just save it as a draft. and then i see it happen again so im finally allowed to press post#thats not relevant to this one of course. haha. .#disco elysium#sure it can go in the tag
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i think there's really something to be said about how there has never been a record i've encountered where people wanted justification or excuse to refuse to acknowledge the intention and seriousness of the project itself like danger days by both defenders and haters. i find it so incredibly bizarre and strange and partially fascinating.
#its all wrapped up in what danger days represents for people partially.#like idk ive been trying to verbalize it for yeaarsss but it always feels like people rhetorically discuss it as a side-effect#of whatever neurosis soothes their narrative. its a record of immense mania and tragedy for some people for instance#which i find very laughable but whatever. people want dd to be miserable for so many reasons#which is immediately rendered sort of null when you compare parade. both the touring and the album making process.#like realistically this is a band that every single record is shaded with immense difficulty and uncertainty#but instead of dealing with that fans love to sort of isolate danger days since its this moment of betrayal its the beginning of the end#its not what people wanted#when realisitically the single biggest creative pressure on the band would've been being severely in debt#to the label for scrapping con weap. LMAO. but that never factors. because its about narratives.#like danger days To Me is an incredibly ambitious record. clearly personal. artistically inspired. absolutely rushed job#because they were bleeding money.#but its cool that they took that stand!!! and they had to have felt collectively passionate enough to do that in the first place!#but people want to engage with it on the terms of their disappointment. or the record as a harbinger of doom.#idk i was reading rym reviews (a mistake) and its wild how the critical positive consensus is either#incredibly stupid teenagers thinking mcr want to firebomb a walmart or 'well its not as good but i like fun things!'#am i crazy for thinking it more serious than that? that its pulling sonically from a wide array of inspirations and actually working#in conversation with them???#anyway. synths 4ever.#my posts
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(I am still in love with you, can't admit it yet)
#throws this out into the wild n then immediately goes to bed#top 20 edizzy songs of all time (there are so many edizzy songs out there)#this came up on my shuffle and i just. had to make a stupid little edit. it makes me think about them every single time#see also: 'Im not ready to see you this happy'#(the song is 'good arms vs bad arms' by frightened rabbit if you dont wanna click the link!)#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#israel hands#stede bonnet#edward teach#(in spirit. he may not be pictured in this post but his presence is undeniable)#edizzy#blackhands#edit#i tried messing around w the colours n lighting etc for this one! i am not sure i really succeeded but it is important to mess around#and see what things do#hopefully its not awful. also on other monitors ghbfjkd#colours lose all meaning pretty quick i find. like yeah this looks great! (hides filter) oh no. its all wonky#skin colour is so hard to keep right i found. n these images are Not lighted for it either#but it was fun! feel free 2 think its bad though thats fair#gotta start somewhere!
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caps from comic Im doing
#not art yet. sorta#yeah that's one piece#outing myself this year as a sanji enjoyer#idk what compelled me to come back here (that's a lie I know 100% and it's haterism) but I did finally sit down and put down#this idea I've sat on for a Long time. bc I think I just. finally feel ready for it#or rather. both it and myself have been worn down and moulded enough by just. time passing. to be able to sit with each other in peace#but yeah I'm now neck deep in this (almost halfway thru inking!!) and Im learning a Lot#whatever u say abt one piece oda is a Phenomenal comic artist. one piece art-wise is dense on a level that makes me feel insane#like you barely see more than one type of screentone used and it's mostly to separate planes. its Just Ink. its fucked up#and drawing this comic is forcing me to show up on my a-game on a craft level as well. I love so much a Large part of it so far#comic is good guys. did u guys know that has anyone said this before#but yeah this one will! probably get posted to my main blog when the posting version is done. which is why I said in the prev ask#that the spheres might intersect soon lol#Im aware this is a stupid way to go about it if u look at it from a marketing/advertising angle. but thats not what Im here for#Im showing u cool bugs I made basically. and when the exhibit happens its gonna have mostly nothing to do with this#but yeah. if u see a comic with these caps in it in the future u will Know#otherwise we keep up kayfabe yeah? for fun. for comfort
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ms paint doodles for @post-it-notes7 's fic series, heart and soul. i highly recommend it to anyone that either likes the kirby anime or meta knight bc it's a delight to read :]
#kirby#meta knight#galacta knight#fanart#hoshi no kaabii#krbay#iyd spoilers#IYD#ms paint#arttag#galadoodles#ok most of them are doodles. the strawberry and blueberry drawings started as a ''haha its meta and galacta :)''#but at one point it turned into rendering practice#idk what happened#kirby fanart#id included#i've been wanting to show off those stupid fruits for so long. i spent an entire morning on the strawberry alone#i was literally about to post this when my blog got put in jail#one second my icon was normal. i refresh the page and boom#he's gone#anyway. go read wishful thinking and in your dreams <3333333#edit: it's almost midnight and i just realised i wrote heavily instead of highly..... this is why we don't make drafts at 3 am#uhm anyway. fun fact. i wanted to draw the thats paint asshole meme but i was tired#so i put the images og GK and MK there as placeholders#but in the end i got too lzy to like. actually draw it lol
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I think 13 y/o me would be happy to see the amount of APH Pakistan content available in the fandom so far , seeing some recent activity makes me want to draw Umer again~ <( ̄︶ ̄)>
#mun isnt really well how should i put it#as invested into hetalia as before or even politics#may or may not have to do with the current trend in politics and situationships that i just had to block out the toxicity of it all#but every now and then i like going through the hetalia OCs tag and man its always fun to look at people making POC OCs especially#ooc#weird post#may or may not delete later#I've matured a lot since i started this blog x'D but man do i think I've made some stupid shit lol
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A little dp x dc musing (or general ectoplasm shenanigans if the crossover isn't your cup)
Everyone loves the pit rage (ectoplasm) Jason and DC people love grumbling about how that's just Jason, no supernatural meddling. So I propose ectoplasm poisoning (or pit rage or however you wanna spin it) just lowers the threshold for inhibition - it doesn't amplify feelings or create any new ones, it just makes you more likely to act on those feelings/thoughts. Which would of course make someone seem more volatile. Not tons, like it couldn't convince someone to do something, put it'd be like a little nudge in that little hurdle called self control. Nothing major, and easy enough to resist if you're a level headed sort (or an over thinker), but for a kid that was violently murdered, brought back to life, trained, and looking for revenge? Well.... No wonder the duffel bag collected a few heads.
Also!!! A fun thing to explore with Danny and Vlad! Like what self respecting middle aged man enters a prank war with a 14 year old???? Sure adults definitely have "man I'd love the fight this kid" thoughts but most of them don't actually do that?!?!? And Danny has so many moments that result in "dude that's a bad idea please stop no danny uuugh didn't you leave this lesson already???!" . I feel like it's also be a fun way to explore obsessions and ghosts - if you don't have to pay bills and no real reason to /not/ pursue your passion then... Why not?
#dp x dc#its not really a prompt but a little idea to add some variety in the dp x dc world#this would also be fun to explore with danny! if ectoplasm makes it easier to give in to stupid ideas#and would also explain how easily vlad entered a prank war with a 14 year old lmao#danny phantom#i went back and added my dp thoughts to the post but i dont feel like getting rid of the tags :P#the bee talks
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my thing about izaya is that he's so strange and weird and i love that so much. i didn't want to ramble too much in the notes of that poor person's post but i find the way he speaks and the words he chooses so interesting so let me ramble a little bit. this may or may not even be coherent so bear with me here im just going to speak my thoughts.
ok this got really fucking long and all over the 0place so im putting this under a read more sorry.
so i have volume 9 of the novel in both english and japanese. i only have two novels in japanese and that is this one and yuuyake wo. so i'm pretty crazy about this izaya speech analysis shit. anyways i was rereading thru the jp ver the other day just to compare it to the eng and i kinda realized that like.
a lot of people you can separate their speech in either formal and informal speech right? someone like shizuo speaks really informally and uses a lot of rough, dragged-out versions of words and stuff (しゃーねえ vs しょうがない) and then someone like shinra who speaks in a ton of yojijukugo and generally sounds like a nerd emoji gijinka.
izaya on the other hand rly... doesn't fit in either? i mean sure he sounds like another nerd emoji gijinka but it's kinda different. it's not so much the words he speaks but rather the intonation and his tone...
and he has his moments where he speaks pretty seriously and whatnot of course, but in general he just... doesn't sound very human when he speaks? i don't know if that's a conscious effort or not. is it his attempts at distancing himself from his own individual humanity? or is it just because he's a weird guy? i dunno. but it's interesting nonetheless.
one thing i will note though is that despite his somewhat inhuman speech patterns, it's also pretty...dramatic? to the extent where it's really exaggerated but also very cute and charming. (this part is important.)
i think a lot of what makes izaya's speech so weirdly inhuman is because he doesn't really use a lot of slang or similar lingo that people his age would typically use. i know mikado said in the novels that he doesn't really try to fit in with his age group's fashion sense either so it makes sense but still. he's like an old hag it's so funny. and it's because of that that when he says stuff like 'i don't get all hot and heavy over headless women' or whatever he said to celty it's really amusing to me because like... why is the strange man saying this?💀
another example i kinda giggled about on my twitter when i read it it's not even crazy and i sound corny and cheesy and stupid but theres this scene in vol 9 where izaya messages celty for business and hold on let me just put it as a quote.
he sounds so old saying 'video game' like 😭 idk it's just funny cause he barely even knows anything abt games like bro knows nothing im crying
in the jp hes like 「…ゲーム中なのかい?」 and then when celty tries to explain herself he says 「何を言ってるのか、良く解らないんだけど」 and im rly bad at tling parts of sentences and stuff but just know that the way he words it makes it sound like this gif to me
i love both versions i think the original jp makes him sound like hes so lost and confused (hence why pw gif cause lord that man always looks lost LMFAOOOO) and then eng tl just blunt ass "I don't know what you're talking about." makes him sound like full on hag 😭😭😭
OMFG WAIT I HAVE TO MENTION THIS FUCKING SCENE WITH SHINRA ITS SO FUNNY.
first i think it's funny the translation has izaya say fuck here cause he very rarely swears and i did read this one thing about how he only swears when his mask slips so to me this is like genuine bewilderment that he cant even hide LOL. second why is he so excited to hear about 'whatever sexual fetish' shinra has im crying he's so damn nosy . okay but this is not the funniest part let me add that now.
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ehy the hell is izaya orihara talking about foot fetishes???😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im crying bruh i was so flabbergasted when i read this i was like WHAT did he just say? he says it in the jp ver too which just makes it even funnier. this goes back to what i said earlier but i always get so amused when izaya has something to say about sex or whatever cause he's so fucking weird and unsettling why does he know that
(i mean i also get so hard i nearly pass out thinking about izaya tlaking about sex but thats probably just a thing with my heart condition and stuff)
oh also another scene i think is really cute and amusing and funny is back when shinra was first still trying to get izaya to form the bio club w him.
1. shinra is funny as fuck in this scene but also izaya's "Hmm. Can I punch you?" made me havbe a good laugh. in the jp he says 「んー。殴ってもいいのかな?」 which is pretty much the same thing just with the intonation of like 'hmmmmmmmmm should i hit u or not...' sorry like i said im just bad w explaining this stuff. but i felt the need to point it out not cause im one of those annoying ppl who praise the original jp ver and reject translations and localizations i just think it's important for izaya specifically cause i love him and i want to analyze his speech patterns as best as i can.
i was going thru the novel just now for other stuff i wanted to mention and i forgot abt this part but it's so funny.
'Let's not get hasty. Type calmly, please.' its not even funny or nothing i just find it so amusinf whenever he talks like that💀 i will say though the english translation kind of makes him sound more weird and inhuman than the original. that line in the original was basically just him telling her she needs to calm down enough to at least type properly LOL. idk if im just being nitpicky cause this is izaya tho so feel free to ignore that. fwiw i like the eng tl bc while it's a different intonation than the original japanese ver i think if he did speak english it would probably sound smth like that anyways.
this too made me laugh like ??? seriously he is really nosy when it comes to people's intimate affairs. in the jp ver he calls them an 'intimate couple' which just is like .. ok bro💀
does anyone else see my vision of izaya getting cucked by celty (does it count as cucking when celtys the one dating shinra) while he looks sad and pathetic and miserable that he never decided to shoot his shot w shinra back in the day
if i were commenting on the actual stuff going on in this scene rn this post would be a lot olonger and even more terribly all over the place so im just gonna focus on how i think it's funny izaya says 'easy, man...' this is like one of the only times his words are somewhat natural and sound like smth you would hear someone else say. in the jp ver it's 「おいおい…」 which is somewhat less out of left field in terms of coming from izaya but still it's pretty surprisingly normal. i have to wonder if in that moment he's too worried about shinra to care about keeping up appearances.
this is just random and me making fun of izaya as usual but why the hell does he weigh himself after his showers💀💀💀 it's cute and endearing and only adds to his strong gap moe but still... it's strange...
speaking of cute things this is from a volume i forget but he says this one phrase a couple of times and it is just both really cute and also kind of idk... saddening. one of the times i can remember he says it is when namie was making fun of him or something and he replies 'Don't tease me. I'm only human.' or something along those lines and it's like . hm. ok.
i think it's cute he says 'dont tease me' a few times cause eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (trying to ward off severe brain damaged incoherent thoughts) but 'im only human' is like... are you really? even after you try so hard to escape your own humanity and individual self so much... im going to try and give my thoughts on it here but this is just based off my hc that izaya has bpd so yanno. im basing a lot oif this on my own experiences sorry. i do that a lot. (gestures over to all the posts i make abt fob/mychem fan izaya)
when it comes to just straight up acknowledging his humanity izaya has no problems with this because 'sure, i'm human. isn't that obvious?' is probably something along the lines of what he thinks. it's easy for him to just say that because it's just that. it's just words. it holds no real meaning and shows no true insight into how he actually perceives himself. but when it comes to actually having to come face to face with his own humanity and the fact that yes, he is only human, it's a lot more difficult because now it's out of his control. i wonder also if he has problems with perceiving his own self.
i say this a lot but i truly do believe izaya is so so so beautiful and i love him so much. also i just saw a funny post on twitter so i wanna say this here idk if yall know this but izayas actually a latina hes got chismosavirus❤ ok thats all i have to say sorry for rambling so much
#my media literacy suddenly skyrockets when it comes to izaya#anything else im like zzzzzzzzzz as soon as its time to talik abt izaya im like I'M UP !!!! 💯💯💯💯#but ya this isnt meant to be like anything crazy or nothing i just felt like talking abt izaya and some stuff in particular i found amusing#sorry if i sound stupid in some spots im trying not to just add 20 skull emojis or crying emojis and make fun of him#it's either that or im trying not to sexualize him#it's a battle. it's prety hard.#theres a REALLY easy joke i could make there but im not going to . im gonna be mature .#ok sorry thats all i dont have enough energy to think anymroe#i started new meds today and my heartds feeling a little funny so imight die after posting this</3#mine
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ive been unhealthily fixated on kubosai for the past few weeks, i just have no idea how to put it into words. kuboyasu aren and saiki kusuo are in love btw
#they are.#been thinking a lot about t*rusai and k*bosai and all three of them together#(really long rant in these tags that shouldve been a rant post but im not changing it soz i got carried away LMAO->)#see the thing is that k*bosai is my absolute favorite ship ever. but i get genuinely pissed when people smack talk t*rusai#idk like i get why people wouldnt ship kbs and i really dont care. and i also get that a lot of people have differing opinions and-#wont ship trsai. i honestly cant wrap my head around why (other than people who just hate teruhashi and are misogynistic) but im okay with-#agreeing to disagree and i dont care yk??#but people so often make these long discussion posts just yapping and yapping and making up shit about how trsa 'wouldnt work'#and its always just... actual complete bullshit. like unreadable word vomit.#sorry. but its true.#thats why it gets me so mad#i cant think of a single reason why you would feel the need to do that#why cant you be normal and just. not like a ship. just dont like it. hate it even. but dont make up shit just to shit on it#its so dumb i have to force myself to just scroll past them every time i encounter one#usually on tiktok or tumblr#if i read them i wont be able to stop myself from making the most concerned and upset noises ever cuz what is actually wrong with you#theyre always the biggest dumbest stretches ever and they ignore their actual development and pretend it didnt happen#it just makes me wonder why people are so okay with making fun of that ship but get mad if anyone even dislikes theirs#and then they complain about people 'shitting on their opinion'#LIKE ?? NOBODY CARES THAT U HATE THE SHIP. I CERTAINLY DONT GAF.#but ur in the main tags advertising ur hatred for it and sounding stupid as shit for no reason? UR SHITTING ON PEOPLES SHIP ON PURPOSE#AND THEN GETTING MAD AT ANYONE WHO EVEN SAYS 'i disagree actually' IM LAUGHING SO HARD STOP IM KILLING MYSELF#the one time i ever talked in that much detail about why i disliked a ship was bevause somebody specifically asked me#and yk what ?? i have literally gotten death threats over it. im not allowed to hate that ship but everyone else can do whatever i guess#okay sorry. rant over.#is that controversial i cant tell. i dont really care and im not tagging anyway#meows post
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