#i legit thought i was gonna get hate because of how mary sue she looks LOL

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hi hi hi i wanna know about your oc elysia and her lore please 🙏🙏🙏

SOBBINGSOBBING SOBBING SOBBING EWAHAAJHGHJG :((((((((( IM SO HONOURED SOMEONE WANTED TO HEAR ABOUT THIS LIL GUY'S STORY :(((((((

Ive explained a condensed version of her lore in one my my post's tags

and theres also this post where I gave a bit more about her :3

if you think Elysia and pink have connections then You Arent Wrong :) I'll say That much :)))

some clarifications/intricacies about the type of person she is:

Knows a fuck ton about Tensura lore, ins and outs of the system (like how to gain skills, how different elements interact with each other, the such) and abuses it to her advantage in battles because, despite having stolen less than a quarter of The primordial red's base power, she is STILL considered on the weaker side of the primordials.

Magicule wise, she's also not at all worth looking at.

But, she makes it up in other ways. Her computional speed is a FUCK ton faster than ANY of the primordials. Instant casts of spells (think something like barely any wind up), analysation of weaknesses, and counter measures againts an opponent's advantage over her. All possible with her special sort of "mind acceleration" <3

How? Her skill, of course! Unique skill: Fount of Knowledge; grants the user the ability to always correctly recall pieces of information they had discovered once before, and process data in it's most basic and rawest form.

She's a researcher at heart and had loved the Tensura world and it's rules long before she had been reincarnated. Due to this, it was only natural she was able to gain such a skill <3

You might be thinking: whoah! shes a LOT like dazai. do you have something to say for yourself? and i am HERE TO TELL YOU THAT NOOO shes NOT

i swear.

She's Smart but not THAT smart . She's not the first person you'd think of when manipulation comes to mind but she DOES change the tides of battle easily with a few words here and there <3

The honest plan is to evolve the skill to "Knowledge King: Raphael" to give Gy a hard time <3 GIGGLES MADLY. (Novel spoilers :3333 the ones in the know will Know whats goin down LOLOLOLOL)

Does that impede on Rimuru's own Raphael? Nah. His is Wisdom while Ely's Knowledge.

. Fuck it im just gonna go off

Since knowledge king wasnt really explored in the novels or at all anywhere, im just gonna adapt it into my own thing. It's a library. A massive ass fucking library of ALL the world's knowledge. It kinda gave Ely a headache when she first got the skill due to information overload . lol.

It's kinda like a seperate realm and I imagine it to be more . Matrix like. And completely self indulgent: to access the place you gotta be a data entity and ANYTHING data is COMPLETELY susceptible to any sort of malipulation by Ely herself <3 you come into the library to find the truth of the world and when you come out your hair is infinitely wet. You ask to find some ancient knowledge, granted entry, and then you come out looking like a boar. Everything has a price yada yada.

GOING OFF MODE TURNING OFF.

When she first met Gy it's more like. Mass amounts of fear. This bitch can kill me- scratch that. This bitch WILL kill me. how long can I stretch "me being alive and well" out.

It started off with Gy asking about this feeling of a puzzle piece being lost and found, completely disregarding Ely as a person and talks to her as more of an object to be regained. She answers by playing into it while also saying something along the lines of "I know a whole lot more than I am letting on. Letting me live will be more beneficial for you."

Gy "asked" for a fight. Ely could only say yes. She gets her ass beat in 20 seconds top but manages to at LEAST show Gy that she had correctly countered, dodged, and blocked his attacks. If she had the same power level as he, she might've been able to fight back. Huh!

Note: I like to think the Tensura world is a whole lot more intricate than what we were given tbh

Anyways, they talk and Ely ended up arguing for her life in exchange of acting as a super computer. Loyalty sworn, she gets absorbed, and haunts his ass. Regrets were had.

"This was NOT what I was thinking. What the FUck❓"

"TRUST ME. THIS IS THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION."

"HAH????"

"Source: Me."

"Get out." "nuh uh." "fym nuh uh."

Audacity runs in the family.

ANYWAYS TIME SKIP AND GY HAD TO ADMIT THAT ITS PRETTY CONVENIENT TO HAVE SOMEONE JUST. MANAGE SHIT INTERNALLY.

And you might be thinking: POP. WHY DOES GY TRUST ELY SO MUCH SO EARLY ON?? He fucken thought she was just a piece of him that fucked off somewhere for whatever reason and chased after it, blaming the ancient spirit of darkness for having made a blunder but its whatever. Plus Ely kinda just jumped wagon without warning lol <3

They're so silly your honour <3

OKAY TIME SKIP FR AND NOW WE'RE IN THE MATERIAL WORLD

Yada yada she fought tooth and nail to be let out, shaking the cage every other day. Gy is unrelenting tho ^-^. No. Nope. Nuh uh. "fym nuh uh"

One day tho, in a festival of some unknown town, Gy was enjoying the music and the other two primordials were busy with their own stuff, Ely once again asked to be let out.

A no is a No.

She begs.

"...for what."

"I want to show you something cool."

Gy looks around, places a barrier, and gives her a body. It will only last for an hour.

Ely takes it, and bows infront of him before begining with a note. A type of instrument appears in her arms via material creation and its something no one had ever seen before, singing and playing a song no one had ever heard before.

The songs keep coming and she eventually leads the festival into an all time high, Gy watches all this and even decided to join in, matching any songs' energy with equal vigor or melancholy.

The body lasts until dawn.

Somewhen, in the middle of the night, the barrier had dissapated. Everyone that had deemed it important, acknowledged it, and moved on with the festivities.

That was the first time she had enjoyed anything from the material world properly. The world that she oh so loved, properly.

She'll get out time and time again, the intervals between each freedom shortens and when Gy eventually "gets sick" of her insistant whining,

"FINE. Get outta here already, damn. You're so annoying."

"..wait fr?"

"YES."

"YIPPIE" "you're so fucken weird you know that."

This is all before Velzard btw. Is it before Veldanava tho? No idea! Gotta think of the implications first lol <3

I'll leave shit at here for now. The thing is getting too long and the thing legit lags when I wanted to add more bullet points LMFAO

Why is she afraid of dying when she's a "primordial"? Do you really think anyone with common fucken sense and was Raised human would Risk Death that Easily . Nah. No. Dear was probably also traumatised <3 lol <3

[yanderepuck]

Background

So her name is Nicoleta Colridge.  Born in the 13th century of Hungary(modern day Romania).  Moved to Italy in the 15th century

She is a daywalker vampire, meaning she can be in the sunlight, and holy items don't affect her.

Absolutely cannot digest food and solely lives off of blood, and she would rather go hungry than not drink fresh blood from the vein.

A pureblood, but due to ikevamp lore, and the lore I follow with my vamps, I've basically came up with the fact that there are different species of vampires. 

With ikevamp lore, Nicoleta seems to be more powerful than Comte, with inhumane speed, strength, agility etc. She's extended her powers to the point where she is legit studying magic since she like maxed out her abilities. I know that seems VERY Mary Sue, but let me tell you it took a lot for her to get to that point because she wanted to get to that point

With my species of vampires, they are able to sense other vampires in the area, thus meaning Nicoleta ends up finding Leonardo.

Ikevamp vamps obviously can't sense another vampire, so he doesn't know at first, and he's wondering why she's being so straight forward with him and talkative right away. 

She didn't know other species of vampires existed so she didn't know why he wasn't aware. lmao, oops

She also has the ability of mind control, like Vlad, but she rarely ever uses it.

For a description,she sticks out like a sore thumb, she has long ginger hair, that stays uncovered, which is her saying she's not married and available. She shows some shoulder with a wider neckline, and really bright green eyes.  She might as well have a sign saying she’s a prostitute with how she looks, but she’s not, she gave up caring real quick when she found out how easy it is to break mortal bones

Nicoleta and Leonardo end up having some fun times and I’d like to imagine he found out she was a vampire by finding out her age.  She thinks he’d older than he really is, but he’s still only living his first life.  He’s confused and asks her the same and she basically goes "I'm a vampire you twat"

Fast forward to when Leonardo "dies". He just disappears. Doesn't even tell her that he's going off the map for a bit. He went to Milan to work on something, and just never came back. 

As you can imagine she's kinda heart broken.

Super fast forward to the 21st century.

She's in Paris bc a friend lives there, and she ends up sensing another vampire around that she doesn't recognize. 

She can tell that he's older and so she follows the feeling to find him, aka, it's Comte.

Then suddenly she’s in the 19th century and goes “What the shit.  I fucking hate this century”

At this point she’s about 800 years old

Automatically she can tell that the mansion is filled with vampires, but they can’t tell she is.  So she decides to have some fun.

After talking to Comte, explaining to him what happened, he plays along with her game

Which is that she’s not gonna tell anyone else in the mansion that she’s a vampire.  She wants to know if they’ll ever figure it out by the end of the month

Let’s act as if it pans out like every chapter one, and she ends up in the kitchen because Comte told her about the rogue they have and well, it’s been a long day, it’ll do.

As she’s about to leave Arthur comes in.  Here comes the thot.  And of course he’s telling her about everyone there being a vampire, trying to scare her, but most importantly, flirt.

Well two can play at that game.

Instead of Arthur pulling her into him, she grabs him by his ascot, pulling him close to her, their bodies touching, her other hand resting on his hip, maybe getting just a little to close, and she goes “Vampire are pretty popular in my time.  You’re gonna have to do more than seduce me with a little bite.”

And then she turns and leaves, and Arthur is like “What the fuck just happened”

I’ll be honest, the only reason why she knows any English is due to Shakespeare(I figured this out before I started this game ngl), so that’s also how she talks in English for the most part, and she’d end up fan girling a little bit when she ends up meeting him.

You’re probably wondering, how hasn’t she found Leonardo yet?

Well it turns out he was out of town for a few days, that happened to be at this time.  So by the time everyone in the mansion got to know her, he ended up coming back.

Nicoleta however was 99% sure she could smell his presence in the mansion, but just brushed it to the side thinking that couldn’t be possible.

Turns out Nicoleta is leaving the mansion when Leonardo is coming back, causing them to cross paths.  She’s making her way down the steps when he’s walking towards them.

He notices her first and stops in his tracks.  She’s nearly half way down when she snaps out of her thoughts and see’s him.  The two of them just stand there staring at each other, not saying anything.

She honestly never prepared herself for this moment.  They ended up moving in unison, the only difference is that when Leonardo took a step forwards, Nicoleta took a step back, but they didn’t break eye contact

Before he could even say her name, she turned and ran at inhumane speed to her room.

Even though her face is bright red, she’s panicking deep inside not sure what to do.

It’s times like this she wishes she could drink.

It wouldn’t be another three days until they saw each other again.

Nicoleta would be on the balcony because she has the decency to smoke outside

Leonardo would be walking by and see her and walk out saying her name before he got too close.

They’d end up reconnecting, Nicoleta explaining why she’s there, Leonardo explaining why he left.  After a well needed long deep conversation they made up with a kiss

To be continued???

With absolute nonsense headcanons??? 

Most recent bio for Nicoleta 

[daddycardan]

I started reading tcp because I was curious about the hype surrounding the series but I have...mixed feelings about it. but I really enjoyed twk and I thought it was much better than the first book. can you do a review on both books and include things that you liked and things that you didn't?

Okay, so I’m obviously pretty happy with the series since I’ve been fangirling over it for quite a long time, BUT I don’t claim that it is perfect. It has its flaws. Recently I convinced my friend to read it, and now that she finally got into the first book, she pointed out a few pros and cons as well, so I think I can see it a little more clearly than I used to.

So first on the Cruel Prince. I love this book. L O V E it. It is one of the best books I’ve ever read, okay? But it was not an instant love, not like I opened it and immediately was obsessed. When I started reading it, it took me like a month to slowly work through the first 5 or so chapters. Not that it was boring but it… but it didn’t quite drag me in either. Ok, I’m gonna say it, the beginning is not a literary masterpiece. I love the world, I love the mood, I love cruel faeries, but it kinda just drops you into the middle of it, without explaining much, and suddenly an inky eyed, clawed imp is braiding Jude’s hair, and they are just about to head to the revel which takes place inside of a hill, full of weird, colourful, long-eared creatures that I’ve never even heard of. What the is an imp, to begin with? Is this common knowledge and I’m just dumb, or what? I cannot imagine this creature, can u at least describe it? And like what the hell, are they inside a hill? Hills are filled with fucking earth, right? What is happening??? So, yeah at first I was a lil confused about it, and I missed the descriptions of these different kinds of imps, goblins, brownies, nixies and pixies and motherfuxies,,,

also Jude’s narrator voice is a little unsteady and confusing at first. So there is a chapter at the beginning, where Jude tells about her childhood memories and starts to talk directly to us, readers, and it seems like she knows that we are listening to her thoughts. But other times, we hear her thoughts as she is talking to herself, and she is not aware of us witnessing it. So this was a little weird for me, but I got over it quickly, and the story just sucked me in as the plot moved forward. The things that I really loved is mostly the the characters. They are so unique and interesting, and always developing unlike in most books where u get the basic teenage Mary Sue who falls for the hot blonde six-pack guy for the first sight and ahhhh I’m so fucking sick of that! I loved that Jude is like a real person, Holly doesn’t try to make her perfectly beautiful or clever and all that crap. Jude makes mistakes and does stupid things and screws everything up, and I love it because it’s actually relatable but also really inspiring, seeing how she works hard and gets to the top like the badass queen she is. And she doesn’t manage that by falling in love with the guy, or being the chosen one, or possessing superpowers, no fuck it, Jude earns her place by sweat and blood and I’m fuckin here for it. Ok this “review” went into a rant real quick sorry lol

But to mention a few more things I didn’t like: it’s kinda insignificant, but I’ve actually read TCP for the first time in Hungarian and the translation was legit embarrassing. Just shitty on a whole new level. Like, no joke, even I could do better than that. (Any other people who’ve read it in other languages? Are they any good??) Also, this is a personal preference, but the bloodshed wasn’t gruesome enough for my taste. (I was kinda wishing for Game of Thrones style descriptions.) Like the slaughter of the royal family or Jude’s parents, they describe the thing like “his blood was dripping like rubies”, but c’mon this is kids mode. They should say something like “he pressed his hands against his slashed stomach, trying to stop his insides from spilling out. He was fighting for his last breath while choking on his own blood” ANYWAY. 

Alsoo another con, and this is a huge one. Okay, so u guys remember that one chapter towards like, the middle? When Jude sneaks into Hollow Hall and kidnaps the mortal servant Sophie for no apparent reason other than empathy??and tries to get her out of Faerie but she falls into the water and “dies”? So, that chapter made literally no sense. Sorry, Holly, but dis is tru. I felt like Jude was so OOC in that scene, I don’t think she would take such risk only out of empathy. I genuinely thought that Holly was foreshadowing or like planting a plotline with this, but we’ve never heard about Sophie again. Oh, only once, in the next revel when she was standing there with the Undersea court, turned into a weird sea monster. But like, in TWK, she is never mentioned again. And will she play a role in QON? I don’t know. Maybe. But for now, it just looks like Holly dropped or forgot about this plotline.

So now, moving on to the Wicked King, I cannot say too much about it, because this book was nearly perfect. Sorry, I’m just really biased with this little paper baby. I definitely think that TWK was better than TCP, but like, don’t get me wrong, they both are excellent. So in TWK I really loved how fast paced it was, full of emotional tension and political intrigue and OF COURSE plot twists. The faerie world widened even further with the involvement of the Undersea and we could see more of the High Court as well. Character development was on  f l e e k  especially with my boi Cardan, whom I’m really proud of (also kinda hating him). The only con that I can think of from the top of my head it that mayyybe it was a lil too fast-paced. Maaayyybe it was a little too overwhelming at times. I would have appreciated if Holly put some breathers in, u know, some chilled moments, with characters just bonding, banter, possibly some more Jurdan moments, and to just calm my nerves down a little, because this was a wild ride.

[arsenicolada]

I have seen that 'story' go around a lot and I still don't know what it is. WHAT is My Immortal??

Ok buddy get yourself comfortable cause this is gonna be a long one:

Let’s go all the way back to 2006, when the internet was just becoming a thing to young people. Back when a majority of the websites we know today were either just starting out or just starting to pick up in popularity, including fanfiction.net. A lot of fanfictions had already filled the archives, both bad and good, but one fanfiction in particular caught people’s attention almost immediately. And it was ‘My Immortal’ by “Tara Gilesbie”, or ‘XXXbloodyrists666XXX’ as was her username on the website. Supposedly taking place in the world of Harry Potter, this particular fanfic gets to a point where, had it not been for the actual characters’ names being present, you can’t really tell what it’s supposed to be referencing as it has very little acknowledgement of the source material’s canon. The story’s main focus is “Tara’s” self-insert OC, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way. Also known as Enoby, Egogy, Evony, Ibony, or just Tara. To anyone who has only heard of ‘My Immortal’, it just sounds like your typical run of the mill “mary sue” fanfiction. But what made ‘My Immortal’ stand above the rest were three things: the butchered grammar, the author’s seemingly obsession with the gothic subculture, and the mary sue herself.

The grammar is terrible, there is just no other way to put it. “Tara” had a very distinct way of writing, which was better exemplified in her ‘author’s notes’, her little thoughts that she always puts at the very beginning of each chapter or sometimes at the end. And other times in the middle of her story, to either talk back to the ‘flamerz’, go on about how much she loves a band she mentioned, or point out a pun she made. And it all greatly resembles someone sending a text message:

“AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!”

That kind of style is present throughout the whole story. Granted the actual chapters have better spelling, but the way it’s put together is all the same. And it actually worsens the further it goes to the near point of illegibility. In fact, legend has it that the story’s grammar was apparently so bad that fanfiction.net deleted it due to the sudden drop of intelligence on the site. No one knows if that’s true, most likely not as that seems like quite a stretch. However, it was actually deleted, perhaps by Tara herself, though she later reposted it.

But the real kicker is exactly how the fanfic interprets the source material. Hogwarts is no longer a school of wizardry divided by bestowed houses, but is now a more high school-based setting where everyone is divided by cliques, though only three are present. Goths, preps, and posers:

•Goths are the good kids. They’re the only ones who understand this dark and depressing world better than anyone else, and shows their individuality by shopping at Hot Topic together and listening to the same exact bands. They’re also half vampires for some reason. And they’re all part of Slytherin even if they’re originally from another house in the actual story.

•Preps are the mean kids. They just like, totally don’t understand goths so they’re like so mean to them and call them scary and stuff. They’re all just bitchy and are like totally jealous of the goths and only shop at stores like American Eagle and only listen to crappy music like Hilary Duff. And all those stupid preps are in Gryffindor.

•Posers are just goth wannabes who listen to Avril Lavigne and probably don’t even know who Good Charlotte is. What houses are they even in, no one knows and no one gives a shit. They’re mostly there just to show the reader what being goth is really all about.

And above them all is the only true goth, the queen of Mary Sues herself, Ebony. Now the definition of what makes a “mary sue” has been drastically skewed over the years, and probably shouldn’t even be relevant anymore, but if you at the very least want a true-to-heart example, Ebony is the way to go. Tara’s obsession with being goth is greatly reflected in this character. She loves bands like My Chemical Romance, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, and Evanescence (who wrote the song ‘My Immortal’ which this fanfic is named after). She shops at Hot Topic and wears the type of clothing that any 13 year old goth wishes they could. In fact, Ebony’s outfits are always described in great detail and takes up to almost paragraphs in every chapter:

“For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.”

And trust me when I say they only get longer. It isn’t just the outfit descriptions though, the whole entire story is written in Ebony’s favor. Like a Hot Topic being in Hogsmede despite it being a nonmagical store (not to mention being an american chain) and a club where Ebony’s favorite bands just happen to be playing concerts in despite being muggle bands. And how cutting, underage drinking, and smoking is glamorized as being “dark” and “beautiful” and has no repercussions whatsoever. And how there’s no uniforms so Ebony can show off her over the top wardrobe.

Since Ebony is the main character and this is a fanfiction, all of Tara’s favorite characters from the Harry Potter world are Ebony’s gothic friends and accompany her in Slytherin, even if they’re canonly in other houses as I’ve mentioned previously. And all of Tara’s hated characters are Ebony’s enemies, and are depicted as either nasty preps or a bunch of posers that belong in Gryffindor. It doesn’t stop there though, as all the male characters have a thing for Ebony because she is just so sexy and looks exactly like Amy Lee. But Ebony only focuses on her two main love interests, Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter, who now goes by Vampire Potter because he likes the taste of human blood.

This is all just the very basics of the fanfiction, there are plenty of more absurdities you’ll stumble upon the further you read. Like Voldemort and the Death Eaters disguising themselves as My Chemical Romance, Snape video taping Ebony taking a bath, characters from different sources making cameos like Marty Mcfly, the list goes on.

But what truly, TRULY made ‘My Immortal’ such a phenomenon is that no one knew if it was legit. There were two sides to how people felt about it, those who thought it was a real story and Tara at the time was another young angsty teen who had just been introduced to the internet (which would explain the terrible grammar and botched sex scenes), and those who thought the story was one big joke written by a genius troll who made Tara up as a persona, which was extremely plausible since everything about the story was so wrong and completely blown out of proportion that there was no possible way someone could’ve come up with it and been completely serious. But people on the other side have argued that they’d have a very, VERY dedicated troll.

One of the biggest factors to their argument was Tara’s friend Raven, who not only had her own OC named Willow that was featured in the story, but also had a helping hand in writing it. She even had her own fanfiction.net account called ‘bloodytearz666’. Raven was Tara’s creative filter, as she was in charge of spelling and grammar and came up with some plot points in the story. At least until chapter 16 when the two apparently had a falling out and Tara killed off Willow, but later brought Willow back as an apology. So this troll would’ve had to not only make Tara, but also make Raven as a means to support their persona, unless Raven was created by a second troll. But both of those trolls would’ve had to write other stories pre and post ‘My Immortal’, as well as manage several social media accounts, which is a whole lot of effort just for the sake of making a joke.

Since the story was made, many people have come forward claiming they are the mysterious Tara, with promises of more material and continuations of the infamous story. So no one knew for sure who Tara is or her whereabouts. Until now.

After years and years of shrouded mystery, “Tara” has finally logged back into her more than decade old account and revealed herself to be Rose Christo. As it turns out, she co-wrote ‘My Immortal’ with Raven, who was actually a real person and her friend, during a very hard time in her life. And it wasn’t for a reason most might have thought. She revealed that she purposely made it as bad as possible so she could gain enough publicity to find her younger brother that she had been separated from.

She even wrote a memoir about it that is set to be published in 2018, which you can read about here.

You can also read the fanfiction itself if you’re interested here. Even if it did turn out to be a fake, it’s still a very humorous read, and very interesting since we now know its backstory.

EDIT: So as it turns out the whole thing with Rose was a hoax and the real Tara is still out there. Waiting, longing, in a dark alley with her hand stretched out so that I may one day shake it.

[elizabethschoices]

The Freshman, Book 4, Chapter Four: My Thoughts

So like, why bring luggage in the place if you were just gonna leave the next day? Seriously, save the arm work and just grab a few clothes to wear to bed and then to get dressed in the next morning. I’m either efficient or lazy.

So we’re going to go to a club, and apparently we gotta get there early because it fills up fast. Chris says we just had lunch, but then James explains that it’s in Manhattan, which is two hours away, more with traffic. Which means we gotta go now.

Someone texted James, and he got all frowny-faced. Who is it? Is it Yasmin? Some other chick? MOFO WE JUST BROKE UP LIKE?!?!

It’s his friend Teddy (Let’s have a game on the Teddy Picker) and apparently ol’ boy is trying to make it big in comedy. He invited James to open mic night. Apparently James has to rain check for poor timing. And I’m sitting here like bruh, fuck the club let’s go have a laugh.

I’m up for some comedy. Aww, Chris mentioned Tyler. I miss him! He’s always been a sweetie and a good friend. I wonder how he and Abbie are? Hopefully the exact opposite of Zack and Brandon.

Yay, we’re gonna go see a show! I’d much rather go to stand-up than some stupid club that’ll be jam-packed with too many people.

🎶ON THE ROAD AGAIN!🎶

By the time we get to Soho, it’s late afternoon and walking through the streets. Judging by how Zig and Zack (lmao alliteration buddies) are talking about how casually everyone is dressed, I sense a premium clothing option coming up. Yaaay.

😒🤑😟

So we get to the club and apparently it’s some kind of secret shit because James knocked and then a god damn eye slit opens up. They want a password.

Hello, The Freshman, allow me to introduce you to some bullshit trope we used in Rules of Engagement.

The password is given and literally WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT?!?! WE WEREN’T EVEN GIVEN THE DAMN PASSWORD.

Whatever. Now we’re in the club and Teddy is on stage now. He was kinda hot until I lifted my iPad up a bit and actually looked at him.

Also, I don’t care what your joke is. If it ends with the punchline being ‘floundered’ then your joke isn’t fucking funny. Oh god is this guy gonna flop? Are we gonna have to act like we think he’s hilarious?

Apparently Teddy is actually pretty funny. I’ll believe it when I see it.

This game stresses me out sometimes. So we ditched a club for a comedy show and missed his show? Or did he finish it out and we got to see the rest? I’m lost and a detail-oriented person, Pixelberry.

Yeah, I’m not a fan of yours, Theodore.

So if we’re good friends of James, what is Teddy? Absolutely none of these options, that’s what. Whatever, I’m single so I’ll flirt. He’s *shudders* easy on the eyes.

Yeah, no, I take it back. He’s not hot and he’s damn sure not funny. His jokes are old and stale, and I can’t actually hear his delivery so it’s technically not applicable, but in my head that sucks too. He’s a god damned Amy Schumer.

I like him more when he’s not trying to be funny. We shake hands and then he squeezes into the booth. Together we all watch other stand-up artists perform, and then the emcee asks if anyone else wants to perform.

MC volunteers Zack (heh puns sort of whatever Tyler would appreciate it) who says he’s not that funny. I think he’s pretty humorous. Zig is probably funnier though, tbh. But Vasquez gets top marks.

(“Top marks for not tryin’!”)

Chris is such a Mary Sue, omg. Knock everyone’s socks off? Who says that? Ngl, probably me at some point.

God dammit MC I can’t be funny on command. I’m just a salty bitch. Oh fuck I brought the joke book no. This dumbass thinks a fucking joke book will woo the crowd who came for funny shit, not stupid, unoriginal stuff THAT SOMEBODY ELSE CAME UP WITH AND EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS. I hate my MC.

Ohh, roasting. My area.

I. Love. Zig.

The group is okay with it so we head onto the stage. Thank fuck she’s not gonna read out jokes from the book. I’d have deleted the app, s2g.

Yet implies we’ll be roasting ourselves. Well that’s no fun, having self-awareness. Breaks up her narrative without actually developing the character!

They say intelligent people have a hard time finding love. They say the same thing about assholes.

We’re gonna roast Zig because I’m sure there won’t be any ties to my failed relationship with James because that’d just be too hard.

Someone should pull MC off the stage because this is not funny at all. Ever noticed that when you try to do humor, you aren’t funny? But when you’re not, you can be hilarious?

Jfc so what you’re the Deborah of the group also what happens if you’ve named your MC Deborah? #NotAllDeborahs

I wear low-riding jeans, thank you very much.

Not funny, 0/10, thumbs down, DO. NOT. RECOMMEND.

Zack decides he’ll get on stage and I hope he’s actually funny. I don’t have high hopes. It’ll probably turn into a meltdown about Brandon and the single life.

FUCKING HELL THIS IS A CURSE NOT A GIFT

Sad music and talk about being single already. Fucking A, man. Hopefully it perks up.

No audience would say 'tell me about it’ about this shit, you cannot fucking play me Pixelberry.

I gotta lay off Louis C.K.

Zack has probably from the minute we met him been all about Brandon. What does he actually like? Idfk. Outside of Brandon, who is he? His entire story arc seems to revolve around crushing on Brandon, being in a relationship with him, struggling with long-distance with him, and then finally missing him post-breakup. I’m ready for a change, Zack.

Also, I came for comedy, not for Slam Poetry.

OH MY GOD THIS JUST TURNED INTO ONE OF THOSE OBVS FAKE TUMBLR POSTS WHERE EVERYONE CLAPS AT THE END

I hate this book.

Can it end? Please?

Do I want to go to Club Fuse? No, I want the chapter to end.

Is Teddy seriously trying to give us tips? Or wanting to collaborate? Or an experienced guy wanting to get some tips from two people who don’t know the field? Idk anymore, man. This has turned into some Full House type shit.

MC spots a red pantsuit and lmao Hillary Clinton, 2k16. Kaitlyn is calling us now. Honestly, despite previously not liking her all that much because of Book 3, I’ve cooled off a bit. She’s pretty cool for the most part. And I think this book would be ten times better with her in it full-time. We’ll see what happens when we get to her.

Again, wtf was the point? We got her approval on the outfit that I’m not going to buy, big fucking whoop. No new information was presented. No drama bombs. Absolutely nothing to forward the story in any way. This is all just filler content. This is just a bullshit story for money and not for the sake of telling a god damned story. I’m legit considering not reading this book any longer. But I need diamonds, so I’ll do it anyway. Doesn’t mean I’ll waste my time reviewing it.

We’re sticking to our old clothes.

I’m ready for this chapter to be over. I’m not even trying anymore. Ugh.

We get to the club and flirt with Teddy a bit, he bullshits with Zack. Asks for roasting tips. Hm. I am pretty fucking good at it.

He leaves. Another pointless conversation. MC says he’s into Zack? Good god shoot me. Teddy was screaming 'fuck me MC’ but nooo, we’re gonna turn it on Zack because why the fuck not, not like my MC is single, right?

I hate, hate, hate this book.

It’s great 'cause he’s fucking friendly, idk.

Also, MC, fuck off. He’s heartbroken still about Brandon so stop pushing him to someone else. He needs to fucking heal and he can’t do that by just “moving on” all of a sudden.

Zack says Teddy is into us. Fucking obviously. And of course this moron is gonna say he’s into both. I truly hate my MC. The boys come back with drinks. Fucking give me twenty, I wanna die.

And now we get the 'Zig is bi’ drop which would be fine if we weren’t talking about Teddy who is not fucking hot.

MC wants to go dance. Fall down and get trampled then, bitch. Ugh. I am so salty right now. Sorrynotsorry.

I am not wasting diamonds on Teddy. Let someone else grab him, idgaf. And great, throw Zig at some one-off character instead of me, someone who is single and also the main character.

Zack starts panicking because there are too many people and didn’t he happily go mosh last book? Whatever. I’m happy we’re out because the club wasn’t our scene.

We eat hot dogs for dinner and chill out. We start singing. Someone throw us a dollar or something. Or shoot us. I’m open to all kinds of things.

End chapter. I’ll consider reviewing the next one tomorrow, since I’m a week behind it but also very much hate this book right now.

[vakariaan]

Thoughts on Power Rangers

I’m just home and I’m BUZZIN

My incoherent thoughts and many a spoiler below the cut ;)

OKAY SO FIRST OFF I was already spoiled for the credits scene and the JK kiss being edited out. Now, I’m not gonna lie, when I heard both of these things I could feel the excitement leech out of me. I was still looking forward to the film but I just wasn’t as buzzed to see it as I was.

The ‘Tommy’ thing bugged me but I wasn’t surprised *sigh* I just hope I don’t automatically hate the poor guy when he is introduced due to my pre-existing prejudice against Non-Dino Thunder Tommy and JDF....

The kiss being edited out pissed me off when I heard. If they had decided not to go down the romance route, why put it in the trailer in the first place? To generate buzz with absolutely NO pay off to the fans? (don’t worry I’ll discuss this more later, let’s just say I was more than pleasantly surprised)

SO INTO THE MOVIE WE GO

I was shook. Zordon was Red. Present day and we immediately get a joke about a guy jacking off a bull THIS IS NOT THE POWER RANGERS FOR KIDS WE KNOW. This is Power Rangers for a modern audience of teens and young adults and adults. This is an audience used to the humour of Marvel films (and as one of those suckers I loved every single ounce of humour) AND I LOVED IT.

My concerns of Jock Boy Douche Jason were extinguished almost immediately. He was still a total sweetheart (if a bit of an idiot but he’s a 17 year old boy so I can cut him some slack for trying to pull of the prank that we’ve seen in countless films and tv shows). My bb Jason is still my bb Jason so all is well. He wants to be a good leader and a good friend I just LOVE HIM.

LET’S TALK ABOUT BILLY FUCKING CRANSTON. Y’all know I love my Blues best. I adore Original Billy with all my heart. My smart smart boy. HE’S STILL MY SMART BOY WITH A HEART OF GOLD. Happy to finally have friends, figuring out where the crystal was, THE MOMENT WHEN THEY’RE GONNA DIE AND ALL HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW HIS MUM WILL BE LEFT ALONE THEN HE SAYS SHE’LL BE FINE BECAUSE SHE’LL FIND SOMEONE MY HEART BROKE.

KIMBERLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. My darling girl. Mum friend always <3 I was always gonna be biased because I adore Original Kim and I am in love with Naomi Scott but she was so good. She isn’t a perfect ~~Mary Sue, she’s a flawed 17 year old girl who has made mistakes and is trying to do better.

ZAAAAAAACK. MY DAREDEVIL BOY WHO LOVES HIS MUM. Who needs armour to test drive a Zord when you’re mfking Zack Taylor?! WHO WANTS TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER IN THE QUARRY BECAUSE ZACK IS BUILDING A FIRE AND HE BROUGHT SNACKS. Zack made sure they bonded and became closer as a team I just <333

TRINI, MY QUIET GIRL. Not enough Trini by far, she hardly spoke for the majority of her scenes pre-ship discovery :/ It looks like they cut all of her school stuff out which is a pain. I LOVED THAT THEY SHOWED HER AND KIM’S DEVELOPING FRIENDSHIP - esp given it was Kim who spoke up about who she was when everyone was asking (she got it all wrong but that’s why it was so good to show how they had grown to be friends)

RITA GIVING ALL DEM SPOOKY BITCH VIBES I LOVED. I want to laugh in the face of the haters of her costume, DIS IS WHY YOU DON’T JUDGE BEFORE YOU SEE FOLKS. The details on her face and hair were fantastic. We've never seen someone be interupted mid morph and dang that shit is scaryyyy. 

THE SCORE WAS AMAZING. I was getting Tron Legacy vibes mixed with Avengers and LOVED IT.

There were so so many parts I loved. I laughed so much, got super emotional when they were carrying Billy back to the ship, proud of my bbs <3

There was so much focus on Red being the leader and I could just feel my rage at MMPR S2 & S3 bubbling up inside me and made me want to slap the smart phone out of JDFs hand uggggh (Amy on the other hand looked amazing as ever) I would have liked for all of the Originals to have had cameos a la Ghostbusters. Jason’s dad actually looked a hell of a lot like Austin WHY COULDN’T AUSTIN BE MR SCOTT THE FISHERMAN? David could have been the detention teacher and Walter could have been the cop investigating Rita’s body or smth?????

THE MARINER BAY AND REEFSIDE MENTIONS I WAS SO HAPPY TWO OF MY FAVE SEASONS GOT SHOUT OUTS. Also ‘Zeo’ crystal was a nice touch (not that Zeo is a fave of mine but u get me)

PILOTING THE MEGAZORD AND FALLING OVER OMG. Speaking of Zord piloting, I loved that they didn’t have their visors for it. In fact I’m glad the visors were only used for like 10 mins tops lol

Now...........................................LET’S TALK ABOUT JASON AND KIM. I already said I was going in to the film disappointed the kiss had been cut. HOWEVER, see if we hadn’t been shown the kiss and all I knew was that they’d look at/stand next to each other once or twice (per PR shipping standard) I would have died tonight. THERE WAS SOOOO MUCH JASON/KIM.

 Those longing looks Jason kept giving Kim before they even spoke. JASON UR A NERD WITH A CRUSH ON YOUR TEAM MATE’S GF (or ex GF as it seems to be).

BOY WAS GONNA JUMP IN A CREEK CAUSE HE THOUGHT SHE WAS DROWNING.

Legit gonna run away together when they’d never really spoken before

THE BEDROOM SCENE (sans kiss but still so very very important for their relationship)

They were just constantly supporting each other and I was so happy I could have burst tbh

All their shared looks THERE WERE SO MANY

AND SPEAKING OF SHARED LOOKS

THE FUCKING LOOK THEY GAVE EACH OTHER WHEN THEY WERE ABOUT TO FALL IN THE PIT

THEY HELD THEIR HANDS UP BECAUSE THEY COULDN’T REACH OUT

THEY WANTED TO HOLD ONTO EACH OTHER AS THEY DIED

LIKE WHEN WILL YOUR OTP????

Honestly, in a way I’m actually glad it was obvious but not explicit that they were the romantic interests for each other because this way they’ve built the foundation for a strong relationship and it won’t seem rushed (also a bonus of it not simply looking like the leader and the main female have been paired up for no reason). Plus if they do go they way of a love triangle (gross) it’s not like they have to break up because TECHNICALLY they haven’t showed them as a couple and since it never usually works out for the couple that is initially together before the third party comes in, it’s ALL GOOD. The T*m8erly fans got their couple as a cameo, we deserve our JK canon lmao.

WHOA BOY this ended up WAAAY longer than I intended and there’s still so much I wanna talk about but I gotta stop some time.

I’m just so very excited for all the new fans this is gonna bring in to the fandom ahhhhh <333

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

Saw a tag game that was “unconventional tags”, and I was going to reblog but I wound up having TOO MANY tags per prompt! 

So out of sheer curiosity, I’m going to share what The Entire Selection of Tags with “chocolate”, “kill”, “done”, “try”, “stop”, and “why” is in this post! (Be warned: There are MANY and I only remember the context for about a quarter of these. I was able to dig up 92 tags for “why” alone. But I’m rather curious and analytical, so of course I’d tag a lot of Why’s...... anyways! Here goes! It is LONG.)

Lots of personal considerations, a hefty dose of OC and Titans-related fandom tags, 

Chocolate:

#(but like... chocolate AND cherries....~<33333 )

#I wonder if I could use gluten-free oreos (i.e. ''''chocolate sandwich cookies'''') as the crust instead.... ooooh i'm gonna try that!!

#but I've never had to buy anything and try to sell it besides... like. Malley's Chocolate Bars and other such candy bar fundraisers.

#i was at work for 12 hours but then I got home and went ''FUCK IT'' and ate some chocolate cake and a bagel with eggs???

#Dove will bring her a cup of tea or hot chocolate and sit with her for awhile. Maybe talk through some things with her.

#PB+chocolate can be either GREAT or /awful/ depending on the brand.

#Dark chocolate is more of a Dry and Astringent Texture thing for me.

#It's as essential in my plot ideas as chocolate is in hot chocolate. Just can't possibly make it without it.

#anyways: Peanut butter + chocolate is good. I like the fancy hazelnut spreads with peanut butter swirls.

#Mint+chocolate is good as Andes mints but bad as peppermint patties. Again; it depends on the brand. LOVE it in ice cream!

#i'm suddenly reminded that i bought myself an entire whole-ass chocolate silk pie Because I Wanted It SO BAD

Kill:

#nice to know the life skills i learned at chipotle haven't left me. 8FFFFF

#And I've always obsessively cataloged knowledge of canon. so when I found out all of Raven's half-siblings were killed (or their mothers)?

#Kary has a fairly good Innate sense of direction. but she had to develope a Real Skill for it when she was living feral.

#not the ''i'm gonna kill my favorite protagonist'' part but like. the emotional Twist there

#Anyways any and all Shakespeare except Midsummer Night's Dream bored me to hell. To Kill a Mockingbird INFURIATED me.

#SECONDING The Great Gatsby. I also really hated the ending of To Kill a Mockingbird. The story itself was good but that ending?

#Well I guess he GOT TO KILL HIM AFTER ALL now DIDN'T he

#''DON'T KILL IT I'LL GET IT OUTSIDE IT'S OKAY''

#kill mary-sue witch hunt culture! KILL IT DEAD

#it's Ten Percent Luck and Twenty percent skill if you're referencing the song I think you are but i see your point

#I have a 0.07 skill level when it comes to Playing By Ear and chords. But this is LOVELY so far even if it IS simplified

#it's okay you can say Kill la Kill

#excuse me as I kill my throat from gasp-laughing too harsadddnamfwje

#it wasn't until i literally shouted at a doctor that I was going to kill myself if they couldn't help me that someone actually DID SOMETHING

#you could never kill me in a way that matters

#he's also the only one who Actually tried to kill the Joker. so.......

#did you know bugs feel A Jolt of Pain when you kill them? I don't know what the heck the science-y anatomical cause of that is

#kill the idea that yelling/screaming is Normal and Healthy! Because it's not! It's absolutely NOT.

#But yeah! There's no better way to learn a skill than looking to the people who have already mastered the skills you want to learn.

#''Are you really willing to kill the next George Floyd; the next Breonna Taylor; the next Tamir Rice?''

#those herbs DON'T KILL VIRUSES like alcohol does!!

#''what doesn't kill you makes you stronger'' yeah but it leaves you with Serious Vulnerabilities that you have to spend your

#''Lots of villains.'' ''I will KILL YOU boy!'' GODS

Done:

#for me/aries it's much more the ''i want to fix it then and there and then it's done'' but really I don't play the blame game.

#seriously they've done SO MANY studies on creative hobbies and there are generations of stories from people who've had them

#so really nothing gets DONE about the diagnosis? but he gets Super Curious and reads a TON of articles and studies and books about it

#But let's take stock of how many times I've already done this shall we?~

#nicely done though??

#I can Never Get ENough of writers who've done as much off-novel characterization as Neil and Sir Terry have done with Good Omens

#That was REALLY well done as far as a Mind Games sort of horror story goes

#You shouldn't expect people who have Done a Lot of Growth and Shown a Lot of Potnetial to ForeveR Hide and Eradicate Their Past.

#this webcomic isn't my style personally but it IS really well done and I recommend it to anyone who likes the above things!

#with the tags out of the way: THAT'S BECAUSE 9/!! was PLAYED to THEIR BENEFIT (or: possibly even done by the govt themselves)

#and they pay shit and work us to the bone because they won't staff. But this post is... PROOF that it can be done BETTER.

#''i was born on the way home from the gym and then I will be able to get it done before the end of the day''

#!!! This made ms so HAPPY to see! Pink's speech patterns being recognized and analyzed was... not something i'd ever done before?

#I have to have some things done before my executive dysfunction will let me engage in other tasks or else I get like.... gridlocked?

#kpop fans get things DONE don't DOUBT them

#I have a LOT of trouble recalling when something was Done First or Subsequently. And I absolutely CAN NOT remember dates.

#It's human to need help sometimes and with all you've done for your loved ones

#and once THAT'S done I should be able to post the chapter!!! Which... given that I'm not absolutely mentally exhausted from work anymore

#I can't IMAGINE what I'd have done if I suddenly lost ALL of them and had to fight on alone.......................

#AHHH the idea of Damian adopting a rabbit! And Raven petting it! (house bunny because I refuse to condone illegal wildlife theft)

#they've done it! they've broken my fanfics down to the bare essentials!

#to do so when I see people like this. I'm done letting people back me into a corner and forcing me to cower.

#and between all the reading I've done on humanized superheroes and this show: I know that's basically my favorite trope.

#Enrichment Done Right!!

#Teaching done RIGHT!

#I'll admit: I'm curious to see how Gabriel and Kami actually describe their relationship? Because when it's built up properly and done RIGHT

#okay so I've done some research and this seems to be ACcepted on reddit but Hotly Debated everywhere else

#and it wasn't until Last Year and my sister that I trusted with it was a cosmetologist-- after I'd done SO MUCH work on healing from abuse

#It was the first forest that ever opened its heart to me. The only one that has done so as thoroughly....

#I have written like three quarter-done sex scenes but always drop off it before I get ot the Really Porny Parts because No Interest

#seriously they've done SO MANY studies on creative hobbies and there are generations of stories from people who've had them

#But let's take stock of how many times I've already done this shall we?~

#nicely done though??

#the things she had ACTUALLY said or done to me. Telling them the way she hurt me.

#have you... have you never done that???

#...hmmm... I like the Battle Cry idea. I don't know what my own creaming sounds like though. I've never... done that.

#I can Never Get ENough of writers who've done as much off-novel characterization as Neil and Sir Terry have done with Good Omens

#i scored 33-actually-34 though. the ones i missed were the mother-daughters-grandmothers one-- which I still think it Done Wrong

#can confirm that you Do Get Way More Done when you're well-rested.

#nimue's not driving but she's already so done with it

#it could probably only be done When Angry.

Try:

#i went wild with google translate and ecosia and every search engine i could find TRYING to TRANSLATE ''cotorrito''

#If we're going to take on these forces of arrogance and bigotry: We have to stand UNITED. TOGETHER!

#poetry

#country

#pastry

#And for some reason everyone fucking LOVES it. I know it was an instrumental step in my poetry as it is NOW

#but I know that in poetry after a rhyme happens then te next line is Likely to start a new thought.

#''you're a deep thinker of deep thoughts a reader of poetry and a HEAVY user of your notes app.

#take this quite literally. because the one time i did try asking my STEPmother what was wrong she wound up screaming at me.

#I don't usually watch tiktoks but the comments convinced me to give this one a try and yes. this one Deserved It.

#my mother and I driving around country backroads trying to avoid the highways at midnight on July 4th

#I was going to try buying a gift card but i think that would be cheating a legit business owner out of money and I'm not about that.

#i refuse to give her a tag of her own. i know she Contributed^tm and technically it's not 'bad' poetry but I'm just not a fan personally

#is what I consider to be MY WORST POEM. It even got published in a goddamn poetry collection! What the FUCK.

#actually put your body into starvation mode. And what does the body do when it's starving? TRY DESPERATELY to HOLD ON

#~!America is the Best Country Ever!~ NO ''BEST'' ANYTHING would allow ANY human being to be treated like THAT!

#But the idea is to try finding those things and explore them. Make it fun! MAke it spooky! Make it exciting! Make it startling!

#i'd also have to try finding a time to watch it when someone else in the family isn't already monopolizing the TV....

#(because i'd.... really love to try holding and playing one of these of my own someday.)

#about living a monk-like life? i'd give it a goddamn try if i got literally ANY paid vacation time and had the money to fly to tibet...)

#.....from certain pizza places? I would try it.

#so like. Too LAte ot try it at THIS job

#Not just in stories either; do actually try it someday

#In this country it's basically Impossible to become ANY kind of politician without being am illionaire. Like it's Literally IMPOSSIBLE.

#Like... the thrift store industry is BOOMING right now because a lot of us are Too Poor to Buy Anything Else.

#''bitch TRY it i DARE you''

#sometimes you gotta get it out somehow and a journal entry just doesn't cut it

#i actually only know two lines out of the refrain of that song. But damn if I'm not going to try LEARNING it someday

#i've heard d+ shuts down accounts if you try logging in from new devices (such as my laptop) lately

#...huh. I haven't found a lot of country music before the 90's so I don't know how I feel about this.

#but i definitely agree with the Reasons People ''Hate Country Music Today''.

#(but also The country music style of singing feels like someone is using a cheese grater on my brain. I just... don't enjoy that;;)

#(''lyrics'' referring to the 90s/00s country music I know of. and know i can't stand.)

#(tagged as such because ONE DAY I really REALLY want to try my hand at a Big Gorgeous Absolutely Breathtaking Fish Tank!)

#Oooh I'm definitely going to incorporate that ''try not to leave the room'' when cleaning thing!

#i wish my stories could do that? someday. Someday maybe.... I'll try one of these days.

#Sigh... the Artistry of this crew.

#i can't believe i'm living in the most ragged-on state in the more ragged-on COUNTRY of the entire internet.

#most of the time the people who have the easiest time contacting spirits didn't try or ask for it. The spirits just kinda.... Found Them

#He has the skills necessary to cook. Just not... the Sense of Taste. He has the Artistry part down! Just not the Accuracy.

#((and i have to try REALLY HARD to get an image of what it Looks Like. except in very Rare and Special Moments.

#I'm not usually one for visuals but this quick animation is GORGEOUS and I can't tell you how TEMPTED I've been to try recreating it.

#and Leyla as a kid just wants to TRY STUFF

#i saw amy's shoulders sparkling and i was like! ''i LOVE that. i'd love to try some fairy-goth myself someday''

#Neurochemistry stuff!!

#why is his reaction so aNGRY honestly that was a REAL ACCOMPLISHMENT and some serious artistry she pulled off!

#try swarming a stun deck with THIS on the field. o.o

#tell me what i can tag this because it's absolutely fucking ABYSSMAL of our country to ALLOW this and absolutely FUCK anyone who says

#i'm gonna...... try that popcon one though

#(because my job has me outside in it for at least 3 hours a day no matter what medical history i try to show them)

#might have to try this....

#i'm gonna Try to sleep but i know my hyperficating nexus-steeped mind isn't gonna quiet down very quickly 8O

#for the record i did TRY using the Boolean Operator  syntax with ''low'' blood pressure in quotes. but it STILL gave me articles

#Raven: immediately Exhausts Herself to Hell to Try Undoing It

#yes i'm going to overanalyze and try understand every accusation of Ohio on my dashboard. why do you ask?

#i'm gonna... Try Wearing Make-Up!

#is it weird that i use almistry when drawing my ocs' hands?

#a little piece of her childhood home and her ancestry when the rest of the world and its people died.

#She might be a little embarrassed to share her poetry with people? I think she's pretty good at writing pretty words

#Or... if you feel so inclined: poetry you've written yourself?

Stop:

#but BY ALL the GODS can we STOP mocking and hating the people who DO have all these grand and lofty ambitions?

#stop blaming millennials for our shitty circumstances challenge.

#note to self: stop frekaing FORGETTING to schedule with a GE again!!! fuck's sake!

#stop being elitist because something's Different. it has its merits and it's not meant to be an International Film-Festival Masterpiece.

#(i did a Lot of stupid things at that house actually. there was a reason i stopped working with raphael......)

#except once i got the add diagnosis my teacher stopped commenting on my doodling.

#that cloak was the PERFECT compromise. It kept me a Little Warmer without getting too hot AND did a great job of stopping the too-cold wind~

#we stopped going to the daycare.. (And i know that because i got it for my 5th birthday. i was ENAMORED IMMEDIATELY)

#i've always read it the same way and didn't notice Why Everyone Stopped Liking Her but that also brought that particular Change to light...

#but on the other hand she Literally Accidentally Stopped Time... (And i have this... headcanon? let's call it a headcanon

#for something like stopping the end of  the world: Who (at least: who among HEROES) WOULDN'T put that to use?

#my all-time FAVORITE that I will NEVER skip a song from is Evanescence. HAs been for like 15 years now and that's not stopping.

#i don't foresee this rambling stopping for another 3 days tbh

#creepy guys try to follow you off your stop and get your number no matter how many times (with increasing ferocity) you tell them no.

#but can this fandom stop acting like pink intentionally hurt everyone for like 7 seconds???

#also if you're as powerful as zee it probably comes second-nature so why WOULDN'T you throw it around to stop an argument?

#it's an even split on how many people are willing to stop and talk to you. about one in ten will just outright ignore you if you say Hi

#why not stop at home and drop him off first? why send him into freaking SPACE???

#Don't stop believing. Don't stop moving forward. Don't let depression drag you down.

#do nothing but yell at you and tell you to calm down or shut up or Stop Being Yourself.

#i'm gonna stop before i suffocate on silent laughter but Wow This Is Good

#i can't tell you how many doctors i've been to that literally told me to stop crying when i Became Distressed from relating my symptoms...

#which i don't appreciate! brain stop calling me a wuss

#how do you... Stop Doing That?

#Stop Erasing Raven's Strengths!! Stop making her a stereotypical sitcom caricature! LET RAVEN BE SASSY

#Can people PLEASE stop equating the two things that don't necessarily (or often) go hand in hand?

#they're ALREADY filthy rich just stop fucking catering to them???

#and whenever I went to the bus stop for those mornings: I cawed to him. And rather than flying away as soon as he saw me

#Petition to make the fandom stop forgetting that Blue has a FIERCE side TOO

#i wish this freaking show would stop goddamn KILLING PEOPLE

#i can't stop giggling at that last gif though. oh my stars that's Great

#i... don't want to tag him ''bakura'' anymore because STOP GIVING HIM RYOU'S IDENTITY but at the same time... what ELSE do you call him??

#night-terrors/flashbacks / whatever? She will literally stop herself from sleeping.

#sorry i've made so many posts about this; I just! I can't stop HYPERFIXATING on this ONE DETAIL.

#like I was the kid who'd CRY when someone ripped wings off flies or legs off spiders. ''Stop it that HURTS!''

#but i tend to stop in the middle of books i'm not invested in. which is happening more and more often.

#She'll stop immediately and be like ''okay! let's talk about something else than!!''

#(a terrified telepath is twice as dangerous when she's unconscious and Can't Stop It. She knows that. So when she's having bouts of

#oh STOP it that was sweet!

#i mean you can't stop kids from seeing EVERYTHING. But we should at least be TRYING to protect them. You know?

#trying to help me figure out how to cope. basically everyone was like ''there's no way you don't notice three hours passing stop lying''

#oh my GOD I'm LAUGHING there are tEARS IN MY EYES I just!! I'm DEFINITELY imagining them and I can't STOP LAUGHING OKAY

#How do you stop looking back?

#(And then the night my spirit guide told me to stop LETTING myself be defined by her and that I can rise above my past and my parents...)

#but BY ALL the GODS can we STOP mocking and hating the people who DO have all these grand and lofty ambitions?

#Don't stop believing. Don't stop moving forward. Don't let depression drag you down.

#Stop Erasing Raven's Strengths!! Stop making her a stereotypical sitcom caricature! LET RAVEN BE SASSY

#There's SO MUCH in the Society6 store and all of it is GORGEOUS. I had to physically hold my hands to my chest to stop myself

#How do you.... Stop Needing the Sugar to Function though? I've tried like 4 adhd meds and they all have Awful Side Effects for me. :c

#for the record: salem was really more of just a stop on a field trip across literary and/or historical sites of New England

#can the universe STOP pointing me towards MORE triggers?  P l e a s e ? ?? ?????

#My heart wouldn't stop pounding and I was legitimately QUAKING even after I sat down. Luckily that manager was Compassionate

#until somebody told me to stop probably

#but i can't stop questioning myself. probably because Questioning Myself and Rigorously Guarding My Mind is the only reason I...

#EXCUSE you holy HECK that was!!! I WAS BREATHLESS AND COULDN'T STOP READING?

#Not Being Violent isn't the same as Doing Absolutely Nothing To Stop Shit in the world

#can we stop saying All Sugar Is Bad now? (it doesn't increase insulin resistance until you've consistently eaten A TON of it!)

#i will literally run into a room to stop someone from killing a spider in my vicinity. Cup and paper in hand

#now if they'd stop taking digs at fans who prefer the old show maybe that would actually MEAN something.

#and I'm LEARNING how to talk back to them (''stop talking ABOUT yourself and start talking TO yourself'')

#and do you know what happened to me in Honors English? My teacher literally told me to stop writing so much and stop thinking so hard

#(i will NEver Stop Tagging Change Your Mind as Spoilers by the way because BASCIALLY THE FINALE)

#and i think my eyes are broken because i can't stop tearing up. heck

#...i'm starting to think i should stop using my Anti Fascism tag. just ot be safe

#He doesn't even need to forgive her. But at the very least... can we stop villainizing the one who is the very reason Earth still lives?

#i'm Venting but also Suggestions on Actual Techniques that can make them fucking STOP would be appreciated