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being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
#call me a fake muppet gamer but I didn't watch this movie until like last year#and I was delighted to find out that this post wasn't remotely an exaggeration#the muppets
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The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir. Brian Henson
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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event
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imagine if every chapter in a real book ended with an author's note
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She Space on my Ghost til I Coast to Coast
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