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arsenicolada · 3 days ago

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spite house

#art

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arsenicolada · 6 days ago

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I had a dream last night where time travel was discovered and the government created a new holiday where you could spend the day with your child self. Everything was going great with lil' me until she discovered that I take CBD gummies to help me sleep and bawled her eyes out because she was gonna grow up to be a pothead. Her words, not mine.

#yes I did grow up with the DARE program why do you ask?#bumming baby

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arsenicolada · 6 days ago

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tacky kitsch is the real backbone of united states culture. roadside attractions, weird diners, buildings shaped like objects, restaurants with like a shark or a car sticking out of the roof, lawn flamingos – this is the true heritage of the west

#come to new jersey we are literally the diner capital of the world #google it

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arsenicolada · 7 days ago

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reblog and tag with one line from homestarrunner.com that you can’t purge from your head

#'I guess I'll go home and get teen-pregnant :['#'I don't like FOOD anymore!'#'grab a donk.'#'applecheezles'#'loose tooth removals'#'I'm sad that I'm flying...'#not a quote but coach z sadly pop n lockin' it at strong bad's funeral plays in my head continuously #coach z. coach z. 1 2 3 4. i said coach z. coach z 😔#'I'm sorry ma'am. free bagels just happened.'#'hey kids. I'm the drive thru whale! I'LL CHOP OFF YER LEGS!!'#'WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT!!?'#'I'm an abomination! And I'm coming to yer house after schuuuullleee!'#'ever since [blank] the ladies have been all up-ons.'#I could go on forever #homestar runner

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arsenicolada · 7 days ago

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today's bug thing is this small brass fly ashtray!

#beelzebub core #oc post

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arsenicolada · 7 days ago

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a sampling of some of my father’s home-baked pies

#nightmare before christmas-ass pies #food

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arsenicolada · 7 days ago

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2012-09-03

#me but with my office printer

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arsenicolada · 8 days ago

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he was the first mascot horror

#homestar runner

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arsenicolada · 13 days ago

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Hello lm hamdi ,I humbly ask for your support by reblogging this post on your account to help me and my family. As newcomers to Tumblr and GoFundMe, we are in desperate need of your kindness and support. 🙏🇵🇸🍉😔Please donate 🙏🏼Let's reach the goal as soon as possible .

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arsenicolada · 14 days ago

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#spooky

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arsenicolada · 15 days ago

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#pirate fabbles

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arsenicolada · 15 days ago

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I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer

#if anyone's wondering why I just go MIA for long periods of time. yeah.#also cuz of work and school #I do genuinely feel better and have less of an urge to strangle people

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arsenicolada · 15 days ago

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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arsenicolada · 15 days ago

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Hello, my name is Mohammed Ibraheem from Gaza City, Father of three children. I hope you can help me by donating to my family. You may be the reason we survived. If you can't donate, I hope you can help me spread my campaign so I can find someone to help me and save my family. My go-ghost , el-shab-hussien , ibtisams , nabulsi and gaza-evacuation-funds campaign has been verified as number 240💔🍉🙏🇵🇸

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#mohameedibraheem #signal boost #pirate fabbles

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arsenicolada · 15 days ago

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