#i know this is so myspace of me
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My blog is for the girls with an unreasonable amount of hate and dark parts inside them that they could never explain to anyone else.
My blog is for the girls who's default is being hateful and rude to the people they love most, even when they don't want to.
My blog is for the girls who are deeply infatuated with their best friend in a way they could never rationalize to themselves or 'put lyrics to'.
My blog is for the girls who secretly have a heart of gold if your willing to stay long enough to find it.
My blog is for the girls who have terrifying and traumatizing dreams almost every night, so much so that their often terrified to go to sleep in fear of dreaming.
My blog is for the girls who curse too much and say whatever the fuck their thinking.
My blog is for the girls with deep rooted spiritual culture and traditions and are slightly traumatized about it.
My blog is for the girlies who are terrified of being vulnerable or emotional in fear of seeming weak.
#My blog is for ronan lynch#Love you babe#I just know his myspace would be fire#There is no reason for me ( a 15 year old teen ) to share so many emotions and feelings so deeply and on such an understood level with this#17 year old bald asshole of a man but still#hell is a teenage girl#im just a girl#girlhood#girlblogging#girlblogger#girl rotting#just girly things#coquette girl#girl problems#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#marilynisms#the raven cycle#the raven king#pynch#gansey#blue sargent#noah czerny#ronan lynch#adam parrish
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hello hello good morning!!! i am just stopping by to let u all know that fishie touya nibbled on my finger today and it was literally the cutest thing in the entire universe <333
our pretty rainbow boy <333
also!!! today’s everskies outfit under the cut!! (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧
how cute is this!? i wish i had a pair of black overalls irl :(( i only have blue ones atm 。゚(゚ノД`゚)゚。
anyway anyway come add me on this silly app if u wanna!! my username is inkyclari! let’s be friends!! i’m still figuring out how the whole thing works hehe but my gosh does it ever remind me of the hours my best friend n i spent dressing up digital dolls when we were lil kids!!!
#i kind of love the fact that there’s a blog AND a guestbook#i was so so so young when i had myspace (way too young to have myspace but all of my bffs older brothers had them D:)#(so we HAD to have them too duh)#but the guestbook function especially reminds me of myspace SO much!!!#like just early web 2.0 type sites#and msn!!!!!! tbh i miss msn HAHA#i was one of the last kids in fifth grade to get one >.>#because that’s when i FINALLY got internet lmfao#my zia made my account bcoz i didn’t know how to#anyway we used lil pixel dollies like this one as our profile pictures ALL the time#and we’d like;;; gatekeep them so hard LMAO#like we’d search online for hours for the cutest ones and then when someone would ask where we got it or if we could send it we’d be like#“oh sorry idk where it is on my computer i lost it :((” and then we'd all laugh together#terrible we were mean kids man#anyway enough reminiscing#i’m off to go edit ta!haitham!!!!!!!! <333333333#all +10k words of him!!!#heeeee wish me luck#have a wonderful day friends <3#clari chatters#pxl.clari
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Vent
#Yeah that poll#Sent me down a rabbithole of feelings because#It has been so long#And it isnt just about sex#Its been nearly that long since I was *Touched*#(Intimately i mean)#So like#it used to be easier for me esp during the late-Myspace-early-FB era#And I knew where to meet people in Mechanicsville#But now?#Now I dont have any of that and I feel colder and more distant#And more like my dad on the outside#And Id kill for easy meaningless sex that was simple for me to find#Id kill for the touch of someone's hand on my face#And#legitimately#do not know if Ill ever feel that again#I dont know how and maybe Ive regressed or maybe I just have nothing to offer#Ugh this is going to eat at me tonight#I guess what sucks is#I cut myself off from randomly hooking up with redneck girls from my hometown bc I had nothing in common#And I couldnt force myself to keep trying with them#The only people that even hit me up first really suck#And I dont think THEY would want to touch me without me paying#Idk#Its......#A hell of a thing to think about this late#Sorry#Long tags are long
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ask game bc why not
Tagged by @omarandjohnny xoxox
Current time: 1:51 pm
Current activity: taking an extended lunch at work bc literally everyone is out on vacation except me. i'm not mad abt it, i like the quiet
Currently thinking about: my travel plans in the next coming months but also jeff satur's unchained dum dum video rotating on a spit constantly in the back of my mind
Current favorite song: it's a tie between psychedelic switch by carly rae and damage gets done by hozier and brandi carlisle. but also i need only you by love beans bc i'm constantly listening to my bl playlists on my commute.
Currently reading: Sex Museums by Jennifer Tyburczy and, i can't believe i'm actually saying this, but i'm almost done with a court of mist and fury and i'm surprising myself by liking it (this was a difficult realization to come to). Also this article is open in my browser currently called 'The Erotic Nostalgia of Lesbian Pulp Fiction'
Currently watching: like so much. just so much. the ones i'm most excited for are wwdits, laws of attraction, only friends, and my personal weatherman. and waiting for ofmd s2!!!
Current favorite character: charn from laws of attraction. i'm just really treasuring having filmjam back on my screen tbh.
Current WIP: ...grad school applications, tbh, even though i am actively rolling my eyes at myself for doing this. *cue jack from LOST screaming WE HAVE TO GO BACK!!*
not going to tag anybody but feel free to take if you are bored and want to brain dump a bit, like me!
#you know what i miss?#myspace surveys lmfao i took so many of those#i wish there was an archive of those it must be absolutely hilarious to read baby me's answers
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..my chemical romance, asking alexandria, alexisonfire black veil brides, pierce the veil, bring me the horizon, hawthorne heights, motionless in white, the wod alive?????
????? hi why are you putting scene boys in my askbox. i mean i'm not mad about it but what do i do.... do i rate these. sure i do why not
mcr: overexposed but still goated
asking: not as good as you remember them
alexisonfire: goated especially bc they're willing to actually change
bvb: pussy shit
ptv: pretty cool
bmth: fav of mine especially bc they're willing to change
hh: pussy shit but i haven't actually listened to them much so whatever
miw: realistically just okay but willing to change and also i love them
twa: boring but i like that one song a lot (2012)
bonus - of mice & men: overrated; attack attack!: a lot of fun but the comeback is so disappointing
#like fr how are you gonna give me this myspace-ass roster and not include crabcore legends om&m and attack attack#i specify the bands that are willing to change bc i think those are the ones that are gonna actually continue to bear any kind of relevance#on the music scene. like yeah okay asking alexandria puts out another shit hard rock album or w/e they're doing who CARES#alexisonfire put out like a. psych metal album or whatever. that's actually interesting!! so the distinction matters y'know#i guess i do also know a song that the lead dude from twa was featured on and i like that song too but i just don't really know much about#the band. or... especially care. sorry#this was fun actually you should send more. or there's still those music asks :3c anyways#thanks for the ask even if i didn't 100% know what you were getting at 👍#*char noises*#char asks#talking pop
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oof, super cute emo girl with big mushroom earrings working at the gas station, and then I saw her a couple of hours later at the walmart nearby 😩
#I’m yearning HARD#I feel creepy tho. I wasn’t stalking! it was just a weird coincidence lady I swear! I needed snacks and both places are nearby!#but like… what a good look#and I was wearing my old My Chemical Romance shirt so I was internally like I’m cool! I’m down with the sad times! am I cool to you!?#I get it! I used to go to hardcore shows! I was straightXedge! I roadied for local bands! I had a devilock! I’m cool! I swear!#I had a shitty MySpace punk band! I wore all black! I’m just older now! I’m still punk!#I don’t care about anything! except how you perceive me!#I miss early 2000s emo girls#listen… if you’re an emo/goth/punk girl/(and/or)just a generally weird girl… hi I want to marry you#but also awesome big mushroom earrings#so so cool#this is kind of cringe#ugghhh gross#I’m gross!#neediness is gross#and I’m just like… super needy now#yearning and lonely#but whatever… I got coffee and that’s… that’s just as good as human companionship right? right?#you know it’s bad when you’ve been thinking about dating apps again but I CAN NOT allow myself to open those back up#I don’t need that kind of pain#ugggghhhhhhhhhh… gross. my heart is gross.#I need to be fucking held you assholes! don’t judge me!#it’s been like about 100° in arkansas lately so I’ve been extra gross and sweaty and ugly feeling.#fuck you sun you subpar star#I’m sorry. yeah this is kind of cringe but it’s my blog so… I guess we can both deal with it. together. if you want 🥺#oh well 🤷🏻♂️ it is what it is#ok I love you bye FOREVER!#if you even care 😒😒😒#you can ignore this#text
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booked plane tickets to Seattle and my first thought was Hello Seattle by Owl City, who I was obsessed with for a very short period of time around 2008, and it’s just. Amazing what things stick around in that noggin
#I’m sure if I listened to some of his albums it would just all come flooding back#but hello Seattle was my FAVORITE owl city song#AND DEAR VIENNA!!!!#im listening to hello Seattle for the first time in like 15 years and wow it’s NOT a good song#I think the reason I got obsessed with him was because a really hot girl had hello Seattle as her MySpace page#*myspace song#and I loved that he was local it made me feel like I was cool and in the Know#LOL and I got over my obsession like a few months before FIREFLIES came out#which I will admit is a fucking banger#but yeah I think I played maybe I’m dreaming like. a million times#anyways gives me similar vibes as my nevershoutnever phase#literally like. hot girl likes a musician that kind of fucking sucks#but she’s hot so ? what choice do I have but to also listen to them?#I need her to think that I’m cool or what has this all been for#low key trouble still gets stuck in my head by nevershoutnever though#but I haven’t listened to it since I was like 15#that’s the issue with being a teenager#things work their way in permanently
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I've been watching The OC and I just realized last night that I'm the same age as the main characters lol
#i got to an episode that said they're the class of 2006 & i was like oh wait i graduated in 2006 omg i'm the same age as them#this show was already making me super nostalgic for the 2000s but now it gives me feelings b/c i'm the same age lol#god i'd go back to 2006 in a fucking heartbeat. i wouldn't want to be in high school again but i hate the way things are these days#let me go back to a time before influencers & maga politics & ai generated slop. give me a little flip phone & myspace lol#anyway i never got to watch it when it first aired b/c my dad's wife was obsessed with grounding me#but all of my friends watched it so i feel even more nostalgic watching it b/c they used to quote it or talk about it a lot#ALSO I'M PISSED b/c i had a major character death spoiled for me by a buzzfeed article like 10 years ago#i'm not there yet but the whole time i'm watching it knowing it's going to happen :(#p
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honestly getting progressively more creeped out by how online privacy has been so eroded to the point that random ass people think you’re suspicious or “hiding something” if you’re not willing to just casually give out personal information. like a lot of us grew up in that time of “everyone on the internet is a predator never tell anyone anything about yourself don’t even tell anyone what region you live in” and it was the norm to either just not say anything about yourself or completely lie about who you were but now everybody and their brother is just offering up info on every post and comment section you can imagine and people will act like you’re weird for not sharing your real name or not posting pictures of yourself. hell even just having a private account makes people think you’re suspicious. and don’t even get me started on the “oh who cares about this app selling your data everybody has our information anyway privacy is dead who cares” mindset so many people have nowadays. idk. idk it’s just so gross. like it’s not just about companies selling our information it’s moreso the fact that i feel like most people in general just don’t care. like literally what happened to make us go from having healthy privacy boundaries online to just casually telling the world our full names and ages and all our friends’ and family’s names and exactly where we live and where we go for lunch and what kind of car we drive and essentially just treating the internet like a personal journal instead of a place where literally anyone on earth can see the personal details you post. what happened
#idk if this is mainly just because i’ve always been such a private person and hate people knowing things about me but#how is this not weird and fucked up to everyone#especially with how social media is now like we’re so far past the days of myspace and early fb#and the entire concept of ‘social media’ as we know it now didn’t exist and you were just connecting with friends and family and stuff#and i feel like even in the early 2010s most people still had the sense to not just casually tell the world absolutely everything#but all of that is literally gone and now you’ll be ridiculed for having a private instagram account#it’s just nasty to me idk i just don’t get why people don’t care#and even if you try to point out that it’s fucked up everybody just shrugs#i hate it here
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photos of my material possessions 2
#pop punk#music#my uploads#uploads#accessories#u have no idea the journey i had to go on 2 get that medic droid cd#i know theyre not pop punk but i dont have any other myspace cds so bear with me
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There was that scene in Kim's Convenience where the daughter is in her photography class and her lecturer is looking up her website, realises the first page isn't hers, the second is also not hers, she has to go to page 2 of google and at that point just throws down her hands and says at that point, as a potential customer, she already loses interest and gives up cause it's not worth the effort
and lately I just feel like the whole fucking internet feels like that
I want to look up how to use cricut stuff and what that even really is, what can I do with what but when I put their name in i get taken to the fucking shop with no explanations far and wide, then next link is also the shop, next link is ALSO the shop but different, and by the time I finally find a page that has any kind of explanation, i'm so annoyed that the hoops is makes me jump through THEN—e.g. selecting which topic I want to learn more about—I'm no longer interested in doing this shit
the other day I wanted to look up what Nokia is up to in terms of phones these days but they no longer have 1 coherent website. In general, many places seem to not want any coherence in their websites, or sub-menus that you can easily navigate
Like, I come from myspace. I know how to navigate the internet. I played WoW in days of dial-up internet. And yet, everything is so goddamn convoluted and incoherent, there is NO structure or logic to anything and on top of that, google, and with it most other search engines, are fucking fried! A few years ago, if a website was really badly designed, you could just navigate back, google the website + search term you needed and get there somehow, but now that is also useless more often than not!
At this point I am genuinely over the internet. We had a good 15 years with it, let's pack it up.
#technology#rant#google#internet#I would PREFER myspace days#on wordpress many things are no longer possible#that I want to do#but they are like 'users can only click and drag and we do not trust them with that power'#between this and AI I am sick of it#genuinely i don't think these people understand how much they are not worth my time#just so I can give them money#paypal too!!!!#someone sent me a msg on there didn't know that was possible but cool#so I checked my messages but haha no that's where paypal msgs go#as in letters from paypal#not messages ON paypal#so I check my payments since it was in response to that but ALSO no#at that point I already wanted to shake whoever made that fucked up choice#cause already I'm tired of it#it should be either in my messages or on my dashboard with the payment it belongs to#y'all don't know what you are doing get outttt#I should do two things:#a) start a 'learn everything' discord server with anyone who wants in#we will teach each other everything we want#fuck khan academy I'm doing this now#b) go on linkedin and promote myself as consultant for 1000 things#app design/user interface consultant#communcation consultant too#writing consultant! Social media consultant!#if it makes me want to yell at you I will yell at you
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making my own post because nobody needs my bullshit on their post:
OP:
Reblog 1:
Reblog 2:
My response:
The IRA blogs were here and they were active and they were quite popular; their posting patterns did not match normal tumblr users (i was followed by lagonegirl and followed back only to be put off by the account reblogging the same five or ten posts every hour for a day before selecting another five or ten posts to reblog hourly the next day - it was clear engagement bait).
Tumblr has never been as transparent about these accounts as both Twitter and Facebook were, but several of the accounts had shared names across platforms and you can find a significant amount of data that was released by both facebook (ex: ads purchased by the IRA accounts) and twitter (over three million tweets from IRA accounts). Academic researchers have published papers on the data released from facebook and twitter. Several papers. So many papers. Soooooo many papers. We have a LOT of direct evidence that you can explore for yourself that there were hundreds (possibly thousands) of IRA accounts that were created on Facebook and Twitter. Of those accounts, some shared usernames across platforms, and of those accounts, a few had tumblr accounts that posted the same content on twitter and tumblr.
To quote a buzzfeed news article from the time:
The Russian-run Tumblr accounts used the same, or very similar, usernames as the account names contained on a list of confirmed IRA accounts Twitter submitted to congressional investigators. In some cases, the Tumblr and Twitter account has the same profile image or linked to each other in their bios. Some IRA Tumblrs and Twitter accounts also cross-promoted content between platforms, further linking them together.
Current tumblr user @ alwaysbewoke (who I don't want to tag because I'm sure he's got better things to do) is interviewed in that article and talks about following one of the blogs identified by tumblr as an IRA blog that had a matching account on twitter identified as an IRA account but unfollowing when the left-leaning blog supposedly run by a black creator started rooting for trump in the election.
Dr. Jonathan Albright is heavily quoted in the article; the data review he collaborated on is one of the only reviews of this subject that includes data from Tumblr and Reddit.
One of the claims that I've seen is that tumblr just deleted funny black people, but these were blogs with thousands of followers on tumblr who never recreated, never popped up on another social media site, never started a reddit account after getting banned; nobody ever showed up saying "hey this is 4mysquad, I got banned on tumblr and twitter, follow me to pillowfort". These very popular blogs got deleted and, as far as I know, nobody ever popped up claiming to be a person who was deleted - and it's not like tumblr users haven't figured out how to evade bans.
What you are doing when you make posts saying that the IRA accounts on tumblr never existed is *absolving tumblr of guilt for their utter lack of transparency.*
Tumblr is not the only tech company that has tried to fly under the radar as its larger counterparts face regular scrutiny in Congress and in the press. Earlier this month, Reddit revealed it too had deleted hundreds of accounts with ties to the Internet Research Agency. A WIRED investigation found more than a thousand links to Russian propaganda websites are still live on Reddit, and unearthed two suspicious accounts that Reddit immediately shut down.
So should you believe what Tumblr says? No, because Tumblr has been functionally fucking silent on this issue and the information about this subject aside from the list of blogs has come from the hard work of data scientists, journalists, and researchers.
(For the record; some of those bot accounts that were recorded by Dr. Albright also had Google+ accounts in 2017 - there is every possibility that they had myspace accounts).
Now, the reason that I'm popping onto this post as an annoyed anarchist is that I was tracking a similar group of blogs for a while and was discussing them and I stopped precisely because of the galaxy-brained liberals who are now trying to dunk on communists for criticizing electoralism. One of the people who was following my project was one of the ones who started calling out the "joe biden kills dogs" posts as disinfo and I realized they were using some of the guidelines I'd written up to "identify" misinformation and that is very a rock fucking stupid approach to what was clearly a leftist making jokes and was horrified and realized there was no way that I could continue documenting what I was documenting without someone attempting to call actual leftists russian bots.
I've seen the post that OP is referencing [it's one where someone makes a very obvious joke about the democrat presidential ticket and people jump on to call them a bot and then someone tries to do the "AI tell me a story" thing and OP is just like "I don't want to :(", proving that they are in fact a person and not an AI] and have deeply enjoyed the humor of watching liberals a) not understand a very, VERY obvious joke and b) become the unwitting butt of a joke they were trying to make, but also I am so exhausted by watching normie dems call leftists AI bots after years of watching normie dems call real live actual leftists who hold actual political views that real people actually have, like prison abolition, russian bots.
But I am also so fucking tired of left conspiracism and how stupid it sounds when leftists dismiss a preponderance of evidence that is easily accessible and publicly available for analysis as "lol so you just trust everything tumblr tells you?"
No, dipshit, learn to click a fucking link or twelve.
#because i have to clarify before somebody calls *me* a bot: i vote as harm reduction#I've voted in every presidential election since 2004#i voted dem in 2016 and 2020 even though i loathed the candidates for a number of reasons#so don't blue no matter who me#and maybe after the election try doing some jail support
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if you're still young you haven't experience how weird time is. you probably have heard how millenials still think 1980 is 20 years ago, and you know it can't be mathematically true, but you feel it inside.
sometimes you categorize something as 'new' in your mind and it stays like that forever.
example: for me, Minecraft just came out. even though the first time i played it, it was a game you could play on a browser, online, without an account. like, you went to the minecraft website, there was a tiny window, and there you could play. i remember how revolutionary it was, how the style and gameplay completely swept the gaming news.
and i simply can't compute when people say 'oh yeah i played minecraft when i was in elementary school, i'm super nostalgic'. what do you mean, nostalgic, that game just came out. i was an adult when it came out. so it must have happened super recently.
we laugh at older generations who can't keep up with technology, but now i understand. for them, it's all new, you won't even know if it'll last.
things that in my brain, are recent: netflix, instagram, the lord of the rings movies, 9/11, the princess and the frog movie, just to name a few. some of them had the time to grow and die: dvds, vine, ipads, myspace. all recent to me.
i think people focus too much on deciding if growing old is good or bad, and not enough on how weird it is.
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MYSPACE 1.0 THEME REFRESH (originally by conkersradfurday, refreshed by unholyverse)
live previews: 1, 2 / download (pastebin)
hi! i've been using this old theme for years now because other myspace themes don't hit the same, but i've been tweaking a lot of it for personal use. i think it's been long enough since this theme has been abandoned that i can upload something that can handle itself better on modern tumblr.
main features
asks are formatted to look like myspace comments. fun!
four custom links
myspace buttons to follow, message, or block the blog owner
a bunch of info spaces so the world can know what you're about
extra font options
functional search bar (but this is tumblr so...semi functional?)
that web 2.0 ugly goodness
other features + info below the cut
new features
friend space - ever wanna show off your friends? now you can with the friend space to show off your top 8 9 friends on your blog. don't have enough friends? no worries, you can always toggle it off
image space - wanna put a bunch of blinkies somewhere? you'll need to have a bit of html and css knowledge for it, but you can go into the code and add as many images as you'd like. just look for the section and start pasting those images. it's a little tedious but tbh that's just the authentic myspace experience isn't it? but if that's not your thing, you can also toggle it off too.
tweaked/deleted features
had to delete the music player :( sorry but it used flash and i'm not really sure how to make a music player in javascript yet
added username input because it was annoying me that your title could be your name and it didn't make sense in most cases
deleted infinite scroll because the script was super outdated
added the ability to change the "online now!" gif. the original gif will always be in the defaults of the code.
changed the text post header font to verdana because it was impact and you could not fucking read that and it wasn't accurate to a myspace bulletin anyways
deleted the feature that force showed all the pages you made on your blog. so annoying. it will look a little weird if you have asks/submissions deactivated, but i doubt many of you using the theme will have them closed anyways
changed the dead links to redirect to the actual myspace site
extra recommended add-ons
scm music player: a customizable music player with tons of different skins and tons of songs you're able to add
unblue polls by @glenthemes: what it says basically; allows you to customize the colors of tumblr polls on your blog
cursors-4u.com: i love these dinky little cursors they're so fun. great if you really wanna lean into the 2000s aspect of the theme
cursor sparkles: what else is there to say about this they're just fun
notes
i plan on updating the theme semi-regularly if bugs are brought up and stuff (which you can tell me through my inbox)
hopefully i can work on extra tweaks as time goes on (such as figuring out how to add a footer image to videos, toggle tags, etc)
don't repost/claim as your own because it already isn't mine in the first place
like/reblog if you use!
update log
added a tags toggle + tweaked the video post sizes
made the "is in your extended network" status customizable to add different text. feel free to tell the world how many gas station boner pills you took
added an official theme link
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Theory: The Newgrounds attack takes place On October 2nd, immediately after Dark and Chosen escape.
I’ve touched upon how I think the Timeline is a little wonky in this regard before, but I just couldn’t stop thinking about it.
And I think I’ve figured it out.
When Victim first escapes Alan’s PC, he first goes to Yahoo.
I even made a joke about it in my last post, about how Alan’s taken the piss out of Yahoo before.
But, well, that previous time?
The Flashback.
But moreso: Yahoo is the first thing Chosen and Dark are shown attacking during the Flashback.
Both Victim AND Chosen and Dark end up at Yahoo after they escape.
And there might be a reason for it:
Alan’s PC was originally tethered to Yahoo. [It also seemed to have an offshoot connection to MSN, which it took me an hour to identify that logo as I was unfamiliar with it.] That was the primary webstring (tunnel, but I wanna call them webstrings bc world wide web) to his IP box. And His IP only originally has one webstring coming out of it.
Until Victim does...Whatever THIS is. And causes ALL OF THE IP addresses to become tethered to the Outernet directly.
[Victim not being uploaded anywhere and coming directly from a PC in a rocket made of computer program parts might have significance on why the Barrier became connected to the IP Boxes, but that’s a different theory for another day.]
So currently, Alan’s PC has two connections to it: One that leads to Yahoo/MSN, and another that leads directly to the Outernet.
We all assumed that Chosen and Dark went right to the Outernet when they left his old PC, because it was implied that that tunnel was the same one Chosen had COME from and that he and the Color Gang were currently going through; a webstring that does spit them out into the Outernet.
But they didn’t.
Dark and Chosen did not go through the Outernet webstring.
They went to through the YAHOO webstring.
I refuse to believe it’s a coincidence that they ended up on Yahoo first, or just happened to choose to attack Yahoo first, when Yahoo is shown to be directly connected to Alan’s IP box.
They never went to the Outernet. They went from Alan’s PC DIRECTLY TO Yahoo.
Which means that the first part of the Flashback is showing the events of what Chosen and Dark did IMMEDIATELY after they escaped.
Yahoo was the first place they were spit out into, so they decided to destroy it too. Why not? They just literally got done destroying Alan’s computer, why not wreck more human shit?
Victim and Chosen/Dark’s paths differ after Yahoo.
Victim goes to Runescape, then Myspace, to the Singh Family IP Box, where he crashes out of and into GracesPC, where he’s taken to Newgrounds, and then he crashes into the Outernet.
Chosen and Dark, if the Flashback showed their complete journey, went from Yahoo, to Angry Birds, to StickPage, to Newgrounds.
The websites are shown to have dozens, if not hundreds of webstrings attached to them. Each leading to different places: other websites, other programs, other IP Boxes.
It’s totally possible that Dark and Chosen just went through a different webstring than Victim did to end up at Angry Birds instead, especially if they stopped to destroy Yahoo. Victim just made a (somewhat straight) shot through. But they could have just picked an exit at random.
I made a diagram for it:
It this theory is true, then it implies that StickPage is the first time both Dark and Chosen are seeing other living stick figures besides each other.
And that some HUGE implications.
Do Chosen and Dark realize what they’re doing, when they’re attacking stick figures?
Do they understand that other sticks are alive like them? That other sticks can be hurt, that they can feel pain? Do Chosen and Dark have a concept of death? Do they even realize they’re causing death to the sticks they’re attacking?
Dark was literally just created THAT DAY. How much does he know? How much does he understand?
How much knowledge does a stick figure possess, innately, when they’re created?
Chosen has been alive for 4 and a half years, but he’d been imprisoned and enslaved. He’d never seen another stick figure before Dark. All he knew was fighting, being forced to destroy pop-ups, and trying to escape. Does HE know the nature of other living things? Does HE know how to behave towards others of his kind? Does HE understand the concept of death?
Dark was made to kill Chosen, and the first moments of his life were spent attempting to fulfill that purpose. And then he went immediately into destroying the computer. And then immediately into destroying websites.
Dark had nothing to teach him that wanton destruction and mass murder wasn’t okay to do. He and Chosen simply did them, and he found he liked doing them. He didn’t have a moral compass to tell him it was wrong, and he didn’t have the opportunity to properly develop one. There was no resistance to prevent him from becoming a psychopath who enjoyed hurting and killing other living beings.
Because Chosen certainly wasn’t stopping him. Not yet, at any rate.
But Chosen...Chosen was older. Chosen had experienced different things from Dark. Chosen probably experienced pain and fear at Alan’s hands. (Victim’s backstory has got me fully doubting that Chosen was just left to twiddle his thumbs when he wasn’t being used as a pop-up blocker. Alan hurt Chosen too. Chosen just probably never died from it.) Was that enough to give him the basis for a sense of morality? Enough to instill him with the ability to empathize?
Is that why Chosen pauses, when Mitsi dies? Is he starting to realize the full consequences of their actions? That they’re killing sticks?
Or does none of this even matter? Was Dark made from the start to be an evil psychopath and that’s why he is the way he is? Was Chosen made ‘normal’ and simply chose to be an asshole because he was angry?
How much of it is their nature vs their lack of life experience?
This might be the reason why Chosen is participating in the Newgrounds attack. It’s so early into HIS life that he hasn’t had those changes to his morals yet. This might be the START of that change. The instigating event. The things that start causing him doubt his own actions, that eventually blooms into distaste and guilt. That eventually allows him to see that Dark’s behavior isn’t right.
That allows him to recognize his own behavior isn’t right.
The Flashback attacks have set in motion the divide between them on what their characters eventually become: Chosen develops a sense of morality, Dark does not.
Both the party and the Flashback attacks are happening on October 2nd, 2011, mere hours after Chosen and Dark have escaped.
There IS one potential snag to this theory, and that's the escape portal.
And that is, admittedly, a massive one.
That LOOKS like a Chosen-made portal. It even makes the same sounds as the ones in The Virus and The Chosen One Returns did.
But we never see nor hear what a 'normal' entrances/exit to a website looks like. We see Victim exiting them in side profile, not as they look from the surface level.
It's very possible that Chosen is just opening up the entrance into a webstring when he makes his portals.
The webstring to the Outernet already exists. He's not MAKING a connection, just opening a door.
And a webstring from Newgrounds to the Outernet ALSO already exists.
That's what I think the escape portal is, this webstring that was made when Victim fundamentally changed the entire fabric of digital reality by complete accident. Dude had a busy day that day.
Honestly, I don't think even The Chosen One has the ability to MAKE webstrings. They seem like they're fundamental connections across the internet that had been pretty well established before Victim did his thing. And that was a MASSIVE amount of energy that was released to create those new webstrings.
The entire way the internet digital space works feels very cosmic to me. Like some massive inspiration was taken from the universe in it's design. The IP Boxes look like stars, the websites planets, and they sheer nothingness in between feels like a vacuum.
I don't think it's IMPOSSIBLE to make new webstrings [I actually theorize Dark figured out how to do so with the cliff side portals] just...
Beyond Chosen's ability to do so himself.
Hence: the webstring between Newgrounds and the Outernet.
The wobbly weird-sounded hole in the ground might just be what they look like naturally. Or someone else opened it. We have no confirmation that's an ability unique to Chosen.
So that's my theory. Chosen and Dark never went to the Outernet before they started their rampage. They rampaged, and THEN probably went to the Outernet.
Where they probably got stuck, for at least a little bit. Cuz, y'know, the Sky Barrier is solid. (Also hey Signh Family IP)
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📄 — xx.emo_boy.exe (early y2k au)
now presenting…
⛓️🩷 kinktober | week three → dry humping and mutual masturbation
🖤 emo boy! miguel o’hara x pastel! reader 🖤
🎮 summary: “it may not look like he gets bitches, but honey, that dick was eleven inches.”
🎮 content warning: peeking under the skirt, voyeurism, public sex, mutual masturbation (kinda), dry humping, and switch behavior in both parties (more submissive behavior from Miguel.)
🎮 word count: +1.5k words (something smol)
🎮 author’s notes: I originally posted this last Wednesday, but I didn’t feel satisfied with the story's ending and layout. Take this as an unofficial sorry. And if the ending feels weird, I apologize in advance as well 😖
📀 not proofread 📀
Dedicated to @opaloharas and @miguelhugger2099, to my cuties. Thank you for the inspo and y'all deserve some mandarinas 🍊
Regulars. The best or the worst damn thing to exist on the planet.
But for Miguel? Seeing you as a regular in Spencers' always caused a flutter in his stomach. You were a pretty little thing that starkly contrasted in the dim store. The white ribbons in your hair and the pink and purple pastels made you glow. But the kicker?
The thigh highs you always wore.
The nylon material screamed to be ripped and accessible from your plush thighs. Every time you bent over to pick out a shirt or weekly browsing of piercings, he could have sworn that he heard the souls of your thigh highs wanting to be free, but they never ripped.
They either were little bows or fishnets. But your favorites? They were black thigh-highs with big satin bows, matching with your shorts or black skirts. The nylon thigh-high made you look soft, so soft to sleep on, to bite, and to squeeze.
But the little mini-skirts only fed his perverted ego—the tiny bit of fabric barely covered your rear, which caused you to flash anyone who happened to be within your radius accidentally. It has happened so often that he practically memorized your underwear drawer and how much you frequent his job just to look for clothes or piercings.
Being the bigger man, he asks you out. (In which you accept happily after he said he would help you take a couple of pictures for your MySpace.)
“Could you move to the right?” He mumbles, trying his best to not eye you with how you leaned on the marble headstone. “Should I arch my back?” You quip. Your fingertips graze the cold stone while you pose.
“Nah.” He dismisses, fighting back a blush on his cheeks and hoping the autumn air did him justice to blow the warmth off his cheeks. The digital camera's flash lit up the radius momentarily before the small digital device beeped an obnoxious tone.
“Damn, out of storage.” He huffs and turns the camera downwards, away from you. “Here, let me delete some old pictures.” You jumped off the marble, patting the cold stone and whispering a thank you.
You place a crystal at the foot of the grave and make your way over to Miguel.
He hands you the digital camera before looking around the flat land that is only filled with marble stone or flowers.
“Are we even supposed to be here?” He bites the question, seeing an old couple leave the graveyard, holding onto each other while shuffling away. “Yeah, graveyards used to be known as hangout spots.” You reply and push down on the tiny buttons on the digital device.
“I don't mean to sound like a pussy or whatever, but this place rubs me the wrong way.”
“Don’t worry. They mean no harm. Just respect them and don't step on their graves. I think we got enough pictures…”
He dismisses your statement with a grunt and haphazardly moves his feets towards you instead. He didn't need a heavy stomach after this.
There was no way that this was the cutesy, pastel girl at his job two days ago looking for cat plushies…
“I know it's early to call it a day, but,” You raise your brow and exhale a shaky sigh. “Wanna hang out a little while longer?” You exhaled a nervous chuckle as you fidget with the hem of your skirt, nearly ripping off the lacy frills.
His heart leaped into the back of his throat—the urge to scream a loud yell that was enough to wake up those asleep in the afterlife. “Yeah, sure. It's no big deal.” He answers with a light dismissal and shrugs.
The dried grass's vibrant orange and red leaves provided a stunning contrast to the color of your hair. The soft earth underneath cushioned you as you lay back, and a giggle escaped your lips. Slowly, he crawled over to you, and with the utmost tenderness, he planted a soft butterfly kiss on your cupid’s bow.
The soft gesture contrasted the careless nature he bumbled about. “This is new.” You quip, reaching up to comb a loose strand of hair away from his face.
As you lean in for the next kiss, the playful smirk on your lips fades away as a surge of sweet warmth envelops you, stealing your focus and drawing you into the moment. Tilting your head slightly, you tenderly press your lips against Miguel, savoring the gentle and innocent connection.
His gentle hands glided along the curves of your body, reveling in the warmth and tenderness as your skin resisted the chill of the cemetery.
His hand hovers the swell of your breasts, itching to ravish your warmth and softness. “You can touch me.” You look up at him through your faux lashes. His fingers were taut like a cadaver. He wanted to touch and ravish you like a seafood boil on a summer day. The goose pimples on his skin trembled and seeped into his core like poison coursing through his veins. “Right.” He exhaled and moved his cramped fingers to squeeze your breast gently.
Warm and soft. He did another squeeze as if he was confirming what he felt was genuine and it wasn't one of his perverted dreams from the night before.
“Your face… are you okay?” Your question plagues the silence. “Yeah, of course. You’re just… soft.”
“Can I take this off?” His eyes gesture at the pastel-pink sweater—his fingers toy with the zipper pull.
You nod adamantly as you squirm closer to him and pull yourself closer. His fingers tremble, but he manages to pull the zipper down. The sight of your simple tank top and hardened nipples peeking through the cotton top.
“Are you sure?” He swallows, ready to back down from the close proximity. “Yeah, go ahead.” You whisper and gently guide his hands back to your figure.
His crimson pools leaked into your honey ones, the contrasting colors mellowing out to one another into one. His mouth latches onto your clothed nipple, gently licking and sucking. His sharpened canine grazed the sensitive skin, earning a shudder from you.
He pulled away, leaving a wet patch against the cotton tank top. The dark color of your areola peeked through, pleading for more attention.
A soft growl escaped before he gently pins you down on the soft patch of grass. Your hand wanders down, snaking into his dark denim. The clothes bulge against your fingertips ignites a fire deep in your core.
A soft groan escapes him. You had him wrapped around your pretty little fingers. Quite literally. He jerks his hips towards your palm, seeking friction to relieve the aching, numbing pain in his lower stomach. “Wait, hold on…” You squirm about and pull your hand away.
Your hands move quickly, removing his chunky belts and disregarding the faux leather. You yank down his jeans to free him from the restraints of his jeans. He softly groans when your fingers gently probe at his tip. The taut, moist skin seeks attention, twitching for contact. Then, your warming palm firmly grasped him and gently began to move up and down his length. It felt as if his body took a screenshot. The sensation ached slowly as his body trembled for a release.
His pleads were soft, afraid of his voice being heard from unseen presence at the flat lands around them. He adjusts himself, and moves his hand down south. The wet slit against his fingertips enables him to gently rub the pads of his fingers at the thin, wet slit on the cloth. His fingers gently pull at the gusset, and finally, his fingers probe at your clit, rubbing the nerves in tight, slow circles. The slow build up caused you to squirm about, ready to coat his fingers.
Soft pants filled the cemetery while your fingers produced more squelching noises from each other’s bodies. “Give me a moment…” You pant, letting go of him and moving your clothed cunt toward the tightening friction of his jeans.
The moist, soft sensation against the bulge softened into him. He melted and adjusted the two of you, gently settling you down onto his hardening arousal. He gently moves his hips, seeking relieving friction to his aching cock. If he could, he could almost imagine the sticky coating of your juices seeping out of your panties and coating his cock. The imagery plagued his mind like a vice as he continued with the gentle motions against your clothed pussy.
The temptation to just slide in…
The sticky fluid snaps him back to reality, effectively staining your already-soaked lacy panties and his boxers. His eyes dart away quickly, and he sits back, getting off of you. The milky fluid contrasted the dark panties, evidence that he left his heavy load on you.
He pulls you close, his exhale trembling into an uneasy vibrato. When he feels your skin tight and cold to the touch, the warmth of his palms rubs against it, creating more goosebumps in their wake.
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