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heterosexistly · 10 months

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me looking at which celebrities signed the israel under attack letter and not knowing anybody but making sure to not support them

#i know some of them im joking #unlike the imagine thingy that happened during covid i am not pretending not to seee CHRIS PINE #and billy porter #and zachary levi #and the actor who plays lex #every time i was like i think i know who this person is i didnt know who they were mfaofaof

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lilybug-02 · 5 months

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Eimmet High...temmiE high. OMG!

Part 28 || First || Previous || Next...(Hiatus)

--Full Series--

Next update may take...much longer! I have finals and an internship and not to mention I have to draw- A LOT :')

#Golly!#this is a shorter update but I wanted it to be that way. We've been in the house for a while. It's time to change some scenery!!#Chara using their game narrator voice like “golly!” and “amazing!”#Eimmet high :)) i was really hoping to be able to reference Temmie Chang here. An integral part of UT/DR!! She's awesome!#WE ARE OFFICIALLY ON Day 2 BABY #yes- there is still a little everyman easter egg as well as some other things... ;)#I tried so many new and different things for these panels. I was a little nervous implementing them. But im having a lot of fun with it!#i try to put my own artistic enjoyment above all other things :) its what I strive for.#Angle's landing day! excited for the festivities!#Chara is feeling stabby :)#loved detailing Chara's hand in the last page. When I detail the hands- just know shits getting real #I'm really happy with how I was able to redraw Toriel here. She showed up in the second part and that was it for 2 years -w-#so even if she's not a major character- I wanted to give her some good screen time <3 #I did not make the Darkworld “Mayor” just for that one joke....but dang did it fit perfectly.#these 4 pages took longer than I wanted. I got burnt out with school and then finals came!!! AND ALSO EMAILS q-q #deltarune chara timeline #deltarune chara timeline comic #chara #asriel #kris #susie #toriel #tw cursing #cw cursing

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ladybeug · 1 year

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I drew the same comic twice because I didn't think the first one was funny enough. I don't know if the second comic is funnier though??

Here's both of them

Side by side because i couldn't decide which one to put first - knowing the punchline changes the experience?? pick your adventure. read either one first.

which ones funnier i honestly can't tell

#this is what its like in my head when im writing comics #its cool to have an example #of how different the same joke can be #i mean i dont know if you think its cool but i think its cool #i think i have a favorite out of the two of them but its close #to be honest neither of them quite thread the needle for me #theyre not QUITE as funny as i want #but theyre still good #anyways #my art #miraculous ladybug #I did these a while ago. long tags sorry but how else am i supposed to tell you how im doing lately #found a bunch of comics that made me laugh #excited to post some of them #ill organize them soon and do a couple comic dumps

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garmaballs · 2 months

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now what are tiktok fans on...

#NOT MY SCRREENSHOTS #FRIEND SENT THEM TO ME #GROOMED?????? HELLOOOOO????????#i dont even know if this is a joke or not but lile #the way everything is worded and GROOMED??????#what rhe hell !!!!!#have u ever had a genuine friendship where u can make fun of eachother !!!!!#AS A JOKE !!!!!!!!#ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago jay #ninjago cole #jay walker #cole brookestone #everyday i thank god that im a tumblr fan #u will NEVER catch me on insta or tiktok ninjago...#twitter maybe some day but im staying far from tjere for now

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dendroaspis-viridis · 2 months

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I'm begging you, BioWare... Learn from the mistakes of Baldur's Gates past...

#please accept this low effort meme while i work on Emmrich-inspired creative pursuits #hoping and praying and sobbing and crying #BioWare i'm on my hands and knees begging you to GIVE THE SWEET NECROMANCER A SOFT TUMMY #emmrich volkarin #dragon age emmrich #okay now im gonna start complaining in the tags so this is your warning #i just don't think im strong enough to withstand ANOTHER RPG with companions that Should Not Fucking Have Abs #like sure i could MAYBE suspend my disbelief that the vain wizard would use some illusion magic to give himself abs (still cringe)#or MAYBE he got really into crunches while he was depressed for a year (HIGHLY doubtful)#BUT THE EMACIATED VAMPIRE!?#like come on bestie #did cazador have some really rigorous workout routines that were conveniently never brought up???#im going insane sorry #i just have a lot of opinions on diverse body types in video games #and dont want them to do my man dirty like that #[insert joke about how getting down and dirty with him is my job]#okay sorry i think i got it all out of my system #if anyone actually read this far please know i love you with my entire serpentine heart

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moeblob · 7 days

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North and Simon: (shaking hands on killing Simon potentially)

#detroit become human #north wr400 #simon pl600 #markus rk200 #josh pj500 #jericho is just... so funny to me as like. how they function (or dont)#like im v glad that i did a Good Job my first run and no one hated me but i also felt like a very distraught parent #in regards to how markus is just able to either hurt them (by suggestions OF THE OTHERS IN THE GROUP)#or help them because hey what the fuck i just dragged simon to safety and now north wants me to kill him #and then simon like oh no north got shot you should leave her BUT ! i saved her and made simon happy #so its like you know what they have to have some animosity but also respect #i feel like i wanna see more of north and simon being buddies ... and i might have to do that myself #but i also apologize if this is ooc for them because i really did only just play through once and got a not good end #i probably missed a lot of lore and stuff so im v sorry if im Messing Them Up #its currently just me liking their designs and vibes and hoping im not ruining other fans lives by being wrong #and i honestly dont know when north would kill simon but hes on her possible victims list #so since both of their victim lists include themselves for suicide it just reminded me of the meme #with im so mad im gonna (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health)#and it was like yeah watch north be like im gonna (well if i cant kill myself because markus said no suicide) murder someone

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juaneloriginal · 6 months

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This is the story of a woman named Mariella

TW: BLOOD AND MISSING ARMS

aaaand a couple doodls

ignorance is bliss

@blackkatdraws

#ignorance is bliss #again #omg a quote that i love so much #and in my headcanon (cause i know very little of her lore) fits her really well #being playful and still smiling after all the horrible things that place is #forgot her red eyes too #there is some symbolism behind that i know it #still smiling even if not genuine after all that it's really interesting #and how she sometimes prefers to take things lightly or as a joke #imo is a coping mechanism #like she chooses to be ignorant to a lot of things #im not sure i think she represents kinda what Stanley can turn like in the future #i could be wrong #i also love how in contrast Stanley is with her #Stanley IS aware #the eyes drawing u did that stanley is the ONLY ONE seeing them #symbolism? idk #canon or not is cool #okay im going insane #tsp stanley #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp fanart #tsp mariella #:3 #tspud #stanley parable #the stanley parable

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paulmccartneyprostateorgasm · 5 months

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paul mccartney you're gay and that's final

for legal/ethical/moral/psychological/spiritual reasons this is a joke

#which could mean nothing. of course.#is this too long? yes. but i had like 10 other songs i mulled over adding so be grateful.#i might say fuck it and edit it and add them back in so dont bitch about it #anyway. yeah the title is a joke but i feel like an interesting story is told through some of these songs. i tried to only do songs im #convinced are at least partially about john. hence the waffling on other songs. there's a lot of songs that follow a similar theme but im #like. eh. dudes been married thrice and widowed who knows whats about who ykwim?#i could be convinced however. im easy like that.

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dubiousdisco · 1 year

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Johnny's ass keeps pushing Sento away from the support on his back because it's too big btw, do you think Sento knows. Is Sento aware that johnny's cheeks are constantly pushing it. And if so, do you think Sento cares at all, being a sword and all. Is that mundane for a sword. Does Sento compare whose backs or waists or butts or hands felt nicer. Does Kenshi know. Would it tell Kenshi that his hands are the most caring but Johnny's ass is the biggest.

#maybe that's just how it works. being a sword. even if you're sentient.#johnshi #<- target audience #I'm assuming that all the souls in that sword (or most of them) held it before and some kept it on their backs #so now i'm wondering if they get there agter they die and start thinking they should have kept sento in a different position #or if they mind the climate or where the sword is kept #like do they feel it? they are in it but do they feel it #do they ever think 'if I knew it felt this way i would have cared for Sento in a different manner'#i know im anthropomorphizing the sword but the sword has people in it #sento: hey descendent can you light a fire we're cold #kenshi: Oh of course!#sento: thank you. do you want us to give you the grace of vision so you can see the white boy's ass btw #kenshi: what #sento: its a really nice ass. who said that.#kenshi:#mortal kombat #im sorry i juat wanted to talk about the souls in there feeling thinfs through the sword but that implies they felt johnnys ass #and i wanted to make a joke about it #inside sento:#- Akira Taiga-sama had the nicest hands but Hayao-sama had the greatest butt.#both of them also inside the sword hearing this: thank you ascendent you honor us #no but really i kike the idea the sento feels that kenshi is caring for it 🥲

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kitamars · 9 months

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heyyyyy have a dump of twitter ghg doodle reqs weeeeeee

#i really wanted to take some of these seriously but i just ended up making jokes im so sorry #they are so stupid #and their relationship is built off of antagonising each other #which is the best kind of relationship #but they still care #don't know why sometimes but they do #god i love them lol #there are more but i'll tackle them soon enough im on vacation lol #sakata gintoki #hijikata toushirou #ginhiji #gintoki x hijikata #hijigin #hijikata x gintoki #gintama #ok bye

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ahalliance · 2 months

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antoine + étoiles insane moments, p.2. aka the ass saga. p1 here

transcript + context for some of the clips below

[Video Transcript:

[First clip plays.]

Rivenzi: You want to see Etoiles’ ass, of course…

Antoine: Yeah, I’m gonna stare at your ass, Etoiles…

Etoiles: Fuck, what dread, during Popcorn [a talkshow Etoiles had been invited on the previous week], when I went up to the map and you said that, and I thought ‘whoa—‘

Antoine: Sorry

[Second clip plays: the moment during Popcorn]

PA/Domingo: Antoine Daniel has posted a tweet for us: ‘I wanted to look at this map of Africa, but Etoiles’ ass in the shape of a standing bell is driving me crazy. Smiley face with eyes in the shape of hearts.’

[Third clip plays: a continuation of the first clip.]

Antoine: Sorry, bro…

Ponce: Oh but that tweet, besides

Rivenzi: A standing bell…

Antoine: What’s more is that I never tweet and when I do it’s to tweet this sort of shit

Ponce: That’s exactly what I told myself. When PA read the tweet, I thought to myself, ‘but he never tweets!’ And he tweets to talk about Etoiles’ ass

Antoine: There needs to be a good reason, you see

[Fourth clip plays: a clip from the Team du Lundi’s minecraft server.]

JDG: Someone (in chat) said, ‘I can’t tell whether the atmosphere is good tonight or—‘

Antoine: It sucks, it sucks

Florence: You don’t need to ask every time, it always sucks

Baghera: Always sucks. Especially when Etoiles talks about ass [which had been a previous topic of discussion for him that night]

Antoine: Stooop, I enjoy it

Mynthos: You enjoy it?

JDG: It’s true tonight that it’s more weird than bad

Antoine: I like it when Etoiles talks about ass….

[Fifth clip plays: a second and different clip from Popcorn.]

Etoiles: —you’re not allowed to tell me that [Xari claimed to not know much about cinema]. I know you, I studied, because you’re my rival [in pop culture]. I really enjoy what you do in life, Xari, and you’re really knowledgeable about cinema

Antoine: What do you mean he’s your rival? And I’m just shit?

Etoiles: You, you’re my lover

Antoine: Oh yeah, sorry, my bad

PA/Domingo: One of the three is gonna die soon. There’s a whole situation, there’s a whole lore

[Sixth clip plays: a clip from the QSMP.]

Antoine: Don’t you want to get married, dude?

Etoiles: Well, I don’t have the time to fuck

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: I don’t have time to fuck, dude. I just need to kill everyone

Antoine: No but just a marriage, you see. You’ve watched Game of Thrones— you haven’t watched Game of Thrones, you can’t know how marriages work in that series

Etoiles: I’ve watched it, but I’m married to the street, dude. I can’t give out my heart that quickly

Antoine: Yeah but you can give out your ass quickly, no?

Etoiles: No, frankly, my ass—

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: Giving out your ass takes time, dude

Antoine: What the fuck…

Etoiles: Then again, I need to think about it. I’ll give you my answer. I need to discuss, and everything

Antoine: I’m tired of getting betrayed. You get married with someone else—

Etoiles: Never in a million years!

Antoine: —it’s like yesterday. Apparently Maximus got the mic from his ass removed while I wasn’t there. I was supposed to be the one to do it

Etoiles: Oh okay, so I’m your second choice?

[Overlapping]

Antoine: No! It was just to help him—

Etoiles: No, but, okay

Antoine: He got— listen—

Etoiles: There’s no problem!

Antoine: Fuck, nevermind

Etoiles: There’s no issue! Oh, so you’re opening my chest and stealing?

Antoine: I was just looking! Out of curiosity

Etoiles: Yeah, that’s it

Antoine: I don’t even understand what’s in it

Etoiles: Yeah, out of curiosity. Dude, your opinion on my cave?

Antoine: Well frankly it’s big

end Video Transcript.]

#antoine daniel #etoiles #étoiles #jay clips #qsmp #<- this is an appropriate tag wait till the end . it makes up half the video too #4/08/2024 #le fameux bol tibétain d’étoiles…. traduit pour les inters #and i call it a saga here because the clips here span from early 2021 to mid 2023 #you know the first clips are old because antoine is still using twt at that point #not included here; a zlan 2024 clip where étoiles yells ‘fuck me in the ass’ (french) at antoine 👍#also not included ; a serveur du lundi clip where étoiles jokes about antoine having a leash at home #antoine denying this and étoiles saying ‘well i spent a weekend at your place’#????????? yeah sure why not #ALSO re the qsmp clip antoine brought up the marriage possibility after hearing about the upcoming spiderbit wedding <3 #bro sounds so fucking needy in the clip it’s sending me . how can i make this into qantoine lore……. this WAS the period where things were #slowly changing within the french dynamic (aka . they were meeting and talking to new people) and qantoine was growing increasingly paranoi #about trusting people then……. him trying to hold onto someone he loves dearly because he’s not sure if he can keep up with him…..#anw some other translation type notes read if ur interested in that:#wasn’t quite sure on the best way to translate ‘l’angoisse’ here . i went with ‘dread’#literally it translates to ‘anxiety/anguish/dread/etc’ but it’s used in a very flippant way in slang #so anguish felt a bit strong here . when someone says ‘oh l’angoisse’ about something it’s usually to mean an uncomfortable or unusual #scenario . but the intensity of that very much varies #OH ALSO : if anyone wants the sources to each of these clips lmk #i may just add them here later when im less tired #insuline & nicotine

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fauvester · 1 month

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uh oh! triggered some phantom trauma! (dannymanny iteration (c) nicktoonsunite)

#tigerghost #i was gonna do a little joke about the rabid ghost tucker ep and how ghost!manny would be feral #but oooogh got to go hit danny right in the My ghost existence is inextricably linked to the people i love dying 😩#meanwhile manny like Man how cool would it be if I was el GHOST tigre… we could kick SUPER ghost butt.. wrow..#i feel like the could have some fun crossover eps. finding the Tiger Spirit in the ghost zone. are the skeleton villains in ET ghosts??#if the tiger spirit is a ghost and manny channels him as ET is he technically a little bit ghost when he transforms??#also a dia de los muertos episode!! a Meet the ancestors! manny finally gets a jetpack!!!#anyways im also a gym rat manny truther danny canonically does NOT work out #meanwhile manny like (unmedicated ADHD voice) yea having superpowers but not knowing how to use them is like driving a low rider #but not knowing how to drive stick....#nicktoonsunite #el tigre #dp #also firmly believe that danny would use like Buddy and Champ as terms of endearment. thats the illinois in him (we claim him)

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kagoutiss · 6 days

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green beetle black beetle

#star wars #the original trilogy #boba fett #darth vader #hi. sorry for star war jumpscare. genuinely #i feel like ive kinda been on an art hiatus lately due to health stuff #i got diagnosed with a parathyroid disease recently (wahoo) so now i know why i have been feeling so bad! need more tests though #anyway. in the mean time most of the entertainment my brain can handle has been like. youtube clip compilations of shows and movies #not even the actual shows or movies. literally just sections of them on youtube #i wish i was joking #the only reason i know what happens in succession is because i have watched it in disjointed order in youtube compilations. not joking #anyway so ive learned a lot more about star wars than i ever. thought i would #mostly just the original trilogy and prequels. some of the old comics & books are interesting too #(sick to my stomach) i like darth vader he has like the same personality as ganondorf except he had no good reason for doing anything #when vader/anakin does literally anything weird or unacceptable it like. makes me laugh so hard its like jerma when he sees a car accident #boba fett’s costume design has been rotating in my head a lot too it’s very good #he’s very colorful and like. matte/unpolished compared to vader and it makes them a cool duo visually #those 2 are my favorites. vader why is the space cowboy the only person aside from sidious or tarkin who is allowed to get mad at you #sidious is my 3rd favorite. he sucks so bad as like a person that you just. you have no expectations of him except just being evil #so its just really funny like everything he does is horrible and he’s so happy all the time like good for him #i’m making it sound like ive never seen star wars before. i have i just never really cared about it until i got an endocrine disorder lmao #but yeah idk art may continue to be slow while im figuring out treatment stuff #if anyone reading this also has or has had hyperparathyroidism im wishing the strength & radiance of 1000 beautiful horses upon you

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oifaaa · 2 months

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Oh wait there tho if I rewatch my hero I'll have to deal with bargain bin jason todd otherwise known as Dabi

#im joking im joking #the only similar thing about them is the whole #kid of a hero dies and comes back a villain #i would be curious to know if jason was some inspiration tho #as i know the author does draw a lot of inspiration from American comics #although it could also be inspired by bucky from marvel #or any other number of characters that have died and come back evil #anyway im giving off big #has only interacted with dc media energy rn so im gonna stop

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3416 · 11 months

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i'm still here........ and convinced he thinks mitch might disappear if he takes his eyes off of him for one second. what a ridiculous series of images, i'm so so......... SO obsessed with them

#1634 #like. he is jsut.. LOOKING #L👁👁KING #and cannot stop #any other normal human being would not be like tjfkdlszxnj #like whats he waiting for.. is there some inside joke here #did mitch have to leave n come back for some silly reason n hes like. waiting to see mitchs reaction like #the cute dedicated puppy he is.#ik we talk abt mitch being puppy coded but like. what is all this then. JKFLDSLFK #devotion and love knows no bounds it really doesnt #the way 3 seconds of footage will keep me fed for hours-to-days like im sorry but its just.#auston matthews #mitch marner #there is no way around... whatever the hell this is #adn their joy abt getting to play hockey and be near each other #its one thing to hear abt these commentators n insiders talk abt them as a pair in a lot of ways. n know those things bc they get to see #them behind the scenes all the time #but the glimpses we receive.... ohhhohohoho boy #its a new year. new teammates. but always them #every day i convince myself mitch is such a significant reason austons still here and every day i prove myself correct #psychoanalyzing clips of them to DEATH.

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aroaceleovaldez · 2 months

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i would like to say my ideal PJO adaptation (if i was being physically forced against my will to have to pick a live action adaptation over an animated one for some reason) would be a combo like writing of the musical + casting of the show + visuals of the movies

BUT the show actually does have the playwright for the musical as one of the major writers for like three episodes and that did nothing for it. so...

#pjo #riordanverse #pjo tv crit #i do love the casting for the musical lots and lots though #it was really good #i do also have some nitpicks for show casting but they're largely inconsequential #like majority i very much enjoy and think are cast well #i only have one i'd say im actually disappointed with and that's Poseidon. idk he just feels. bland??? does that make sense?#like idk maybe it's the costuming but im not getting Sea God *or* Fishing Dad from him #like i think i kinda see what they were going for and i saw some gifs of him in another show where he plays a pirate and its like #okay. *little* bit better. but idk im just not getting Poseidon from it #in general most of the immortals in the show dont feel very Immortal(tm) but thats definitely mostly just the writing/show itself #not any reflection of the casting #my only other two are i would have liked plus sized Clarisse. i am VERY sad we didnt get that #Dior is a VERY good Clarisse though so i'm not too upset about it. i like her Clarisse energy. the yelling is fantastic.#my most controversial pjo tv take is im still meh on Walker. like he's fine. but like he's kind of Just Fine to me so far #its probably mostly the writing being bad but he hasnt grown on me as Percy yet. i can tell he has the energy though in interviews n stuff #and the main trio dynamic in interviews and stuff is *very* good. i just wish the show writing was better #because the casting IS very good but they have so little to work with. you can really tell theyre trying their best #i like to joke the show would be better if they just set the cast loose in the woods doing in-character improv #like its clear basically all of them know their characters SUPER well. id watch 8 episodes of in the woods pjo cosplay improv.

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