#GROOMED?????? HELLOOOOO????????

[heatwa-ves]

no I can't stop thinking about that tiktok

[charliemwrites]

I know you probably my have a gazillion asks about Kept in your inbox but I can’t stop thinking about Ghost getting you a little kitten to keep you company when he’s gone a long time and for you to take care of and teach to hiss at him. Bonus points if it absolutely ADORES him and makes for more forced proximity stuff cause HELLOOOOO that’s YOUR CAT but it’s always hanging around him when he’s home and what if you want a turn cuddling it!!?!???!!? You have to go GET it from him!!!!!!!! (He bribes it to like him more)

Oooooh see, that’s inspired.

He absolutely gets you a pet because you always need things to occupy your time, and you’ve been complaining that you’re lonely when he’s gone.

So he doesn’t get just one kitty, he gets you TWO. A bonded pair no less. And you adore them immediately, even say “thank you” which just sends him on cloud 9 for the rest of the day.

They follow you around constantly, snuggle up with you, keep you company when he’s not around. And yet, despite being the one to feed them and groom them and parent them, they ADORE Simon.

The minute he comes home they rush to meet him, rubbing against his legs and boots, accepting chin scritches, purring up a storm. You’re utterly miffed. But you can’t just stalk off now, they cry and meow RELENTLESSLY if their mama isn’t nearby. Meaning you just have to stay close and share your new babies with Simon.

Your one consolation prize is that they have even fewer boundaries than you. They climb all over him, including taking leaping jumps at his back. They also try to take food out of his hand, shove their faces into his hoodies, and eat his boot laces like candy. They’ve even interrupted Spicy Time, climbing onto him when he’s over you or batting at his hair.

[nerves-nebula]

Teenage Mutant Neglected Turtles

hellooooo, welcome to the master post of TM(N)T first things first:

Trigger Warnings for this AU (and for my account in general if we're being honest):

sexual assault/child sexual assault

grooming

child abuse (mental, emotional, physical, sexual and prolly in other ways too)

incest

pedophilia

sometimes graphic violence

Suicide/suicidal ideation/suicide attempts

Emotional manipulation/manipulation in general

ALL these things will be tagged either as what they are or what they are with tw after them (example: incest tw or child abuse/child abuse tw)

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Leo Mindscape Memory Adventures

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Slash Origin Comic

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Raph Finding Casey

Rasey Almost Kiss

Casey's social media

The Boys Attempt To Run Away (digital) (printed)

Raph and Leo talk about the runaway attempt years later

Splinter yells at Leo

Donnie Depression

unsupervised internet usage

monster donnie

raph cannibalism stuff

Leo complaining to April

Donnie meeting a stranger, rabbit man

tiny mikey and donnie explodin stuff

[buckleylove]

there’s a severe lack of wedding planner + best man buddie au fics, or imagine the pure angsty alternative of a wedding planner + groom fic.

like imagine buck getting married and being excited as fuck and eddie watching him be constantly let down and turning up to the viewings/tasting sessions etc by himself and thinking how he deserves so much better and falling in love with him like hellooooo??? or eddie as the groom (that's obviously still repressing his sexuality) that's so confused about why he finds their wedding planner so damn endearing.

[league-of-legends-hcs]

Hellooooo good night, afternoon or the time of day you read this, I would like to ask if you write Yone :')

And if you do... could you make an nsfw alphabet out of it? I don't think I've seen that about him around here and sometimes they forget that he has merged with a demon... So maybe there could be material there(? 👀

Small suggestion, have a nice day

-🍗

NSFW Alphabet - Yone

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

Yone is big on aftercare. Sometimes, he can be a little rough and lose control of himself when he is with his partner, the Azakana having corrupted him too far. But he always makes up for it. You never want for anything after a session with him.

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

Somehow, I think Yone likes his partners neck the most. Something about putting his hand around that throat, squeezing the air out of you, watching you writhe.. That is right up his alley. On himself, he likes his hands most. He uses them to wield his blades after all.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

Usually, he likes to either come inside of you or in your mouth. There is not much use of his cum if it's going to waste in his opinion.

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

He's a bit of a voyeur when it comes to you and you only... so yes. He's watched you. And no. You haven't noticed.

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

He does know. Before he was killed by his brother, I assume he hasn't had much time to experiment around, but he knows of it, knows what to do, and he will learn very quickly.

F= Favorite position

Yone loves doing it while standing up, preferably he likes to stand behind you, one hand either on your hips or at your core, the other playing around with your neck while he bites the skin, nibbling on it, whispering dirty things into your ears. Oh, how your legs shudder when he thrusts into you. It's so delightful.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

Yone is pretty serious as it is. Sex is no different. He might smile at you or whisper sweet nothings when he's in a gentle mood, but he will definitely not be goofy.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

Well taken care of, I honestly don't know how Hair growth works when your body is fused with a lesser demons but uhm... I'm just gonna say he's not fully shaven but well groomed.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

That depends on his mood. And on how well he can control the Azakana in the heat of the moment. It might be that one night he is careful, gentle and passionate and the next he will fuck you like a man possessed (because well... he is)

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

He rarely ever masturbates. It's not something that has priority in his life.

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

Asphyxiation, bondage, degradation (giving), edging, and possibly some sensory play

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

He likes to keep his private matters exactly there. In private. But if you grind his gears enough he might take you somewhere semi public and fuck the brat out of you.

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

Gentle touches on his bandaged arms, caresses and touches in general, and your sweet words. Oh and your snarky remarks.

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

Use his blades. Definitely not. No cutting, no slashing. No weapons. They are everywhere else in his life. Or mentioning his brother. That's a major turn off for him.

Blood is also a hard limit.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

Prefers receiving, he loves it when you gag on his cock... those tears welling up in your eyes..

He's good with his tongue as well, though. What he lacks in technique in the beginning he rapidly catches up on and after one or two times you will already be whimpering under his tongue.

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

Usually a faster pace, lasts incredibly long.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

Only when the mood strikes him. Or when you beg enough. He just can't withstand those slutty lips when they beg for him to fuck you.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

Sometimes. Nothing too dangerous, though, since he can't always tell how well he can control the beast within.

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

Man can go at least 3 rounds before he gets fatigued, and without foreplay you got yourself 20-30 minutes per round.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

On you? Sure. On him? No.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

He's not much of a teaser, but once you start, he's game to play it out. Don't expect him to go easy on you, though.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

Is not very loud. Some low grunts and moans is the most you'll hear from him. And yes, he talks. Dirty talk is essential for him. It makes you so much wetter after all.

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

Try using his bandages to tie him up and see what happens 😈

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

Well endowed, 20 - 23cm (~9-10 inches), pretty thick and honestly quite beautiful looking if though a little pale.

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

Average, I would say. It's not really that high, but if he's in the mood he'll be going on for a while.

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

No he doesn't. He rarely ever sleeps as is and seeing you in his arms.. he feels at peace nonetheless.

Whaddup! Thanks for the ask, anon! I didn't think about writing for Yone before but ay! Yone be a QT c:

[pseudowho]

Hihiii Haitch!

Okay, first of all, I would like to say that I’m absolutely in love with your writing. The way you write Nanami is just✨✨

And I was on the fence about watching jjk because of the numerous spoilers I had encountered. But all your fics and my lil (read major) crush on nanami finally made me come around to watch it, I’m on s1e6 rn (I’ll just blissfully ignore the teensy detail I know about what happens to nanami and my other fav characters while watching it…hehe😭)

So onwards to my questions :

1) How does writing come to you? Does it feel like that urgent spidey senses tingling moment and the next thing you know your fingers are flying across the keyboard like a woman possessed…or does it feel like this distant feeling, that slowly grows and you let it simmer fully before you formulate it into words?

2) what song or word do you think immaculately describes Mr haitch?

3) Do you derive your real feelings while writing? Like the feelings that you feel in that particular moment, does it affect it somehow? Have you ever written something that has made you feel very exposed in an emotional way?

4) lastly I’ll add a fun fact : Did you know that in India, marriages are taken so seriously and especially arranged marriages, that there is a very well developed legit business solely centered around finding perfect matches for you. So your family essentially contracts an agency that finds matches for you , based on your requirements and it has levels to it.

The families of the to be bride and groom, use the agency as a mediator to contact each other. The agency also runs background checks. You have to pay a yearly subscription fee for it. And if you want to marry your child outside your tax bracket (into a wealthier family to put it bluntly) you can join the premium membership, where you pay double, only to get a chance to get meetings with their high profile clients. (Yes I know how shallow this is…)

Hellooooo! I am so sorry for the pain you will soon endure. Please know that if I could hold your hand through it, I would.

I'm so glad they made a TV series about that weird JJK Bad Timeline AU. It was a great way to explore all of the things that could have happened to the characters we love, but didn't. Really creative. 10/10. So glad they got the Good Timeline in reality.

Both of those actually! My drabbles, especially my husband!Nanami and Papamin drabbles are very much the former. My longer fics that I header, gently form in my head over a number of days, maturing slowly.

Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz: Up on Melancholy Hill/ Sits a manatee/ Just looking out for the day/ When you're close to me/ When you're close to meWell you can't get what you want/ But you can get me/ So let's set out to sea, love/ 'Cause you are my medicine/ When you're close to me/ When you're close to me

AND... Absent by Sylosis:

I'm no saint I've no virtue I wish I could feel that you hurt too But it's so dark I can't tell god from the devil I'm just absent More than ever

I surrender I'm incomplete I've had all I can take So take me in pieces

3. I'm very good at making myself feel exactly how I need to feel, for the purpose of writing. I'm also very good at making other people feel how I need them to feel, good and bad. So I find it easy to recreate emotions in fics. It's freaky and I'm sorry. I also separate myself from that very well, sort of hovering above it as I write it. Nothing that makes me feel exposed would ever be written down on my blog, because that's purely for a couple of select people to witness.

4. I did know this! I've cared for lots of Indian couples having babies, and as such I'm rather well-versed in cultural traditions. I'm always fascinated by peoples' love and marriage stories, so listen with great interest when they share things like this. Thank you for also sharing the information. It sounds cut-throat!

Thank you so much for the wonderful Inbox. I really enjoyed answering it!

Love as always,

-- Haitch xxx

[azurethebassist]

i'm so excited to see a new metalocalypse prompt writer omg, ABFHL kink and LMN fluff for Skwisgaar?

hellooooo yes i'm happy to fill that spot in the fandom! the movie is upcoming so i kinda got sucked back into the fandom haha.

anyways here's some Skwis for the soul

fluff first

L - little ones (how are they with kids?): Skwisgaar is not good with kids. i see him in a public place like a store and a kid is staring at him. "what the fucks does this little goofball dildo wants?" *cue child starting to cry*

M - morning (how are mornings spent with them?): i see Skwisgaar waking up the earliest out of the Dethklok boys which isn't saying much he probably wakes up at 11 am the very earliest. he likes morning sex so get ready for that lol. he'd like to wake up with you can just hold you for a bit too. when you both finally get up and out of his room he'd like to shower and get ready and have some coffee and breakfast with you. i can see him being quite domestic at times.

N - night (how are nights spent with them?): tbh at night i see Skwisgaar getting emotional. like he'll just be pretty exhausted from whatever he did that day and might need to vent a little and then quickly change subjects to how you're doing. he likes to know everything you did that day. i see him tying his hair back at night for some reason, like business is hair down and relaxing is hair up. after talking a bit about your days you'd probably have sex and then you'd each do whatever it is you like to do but you'd be doing it in the same space together. like he'd mindlessly play his guitar and watch you do a puzzle or draw or read or whatever quiet activity you like doing. Skwis needs some calm at the end of the day after dealing with his bandmates all day.

spicy under the cut

A - aftercare (what they're like after sex): Skwisgaar is used to fucking groupies and then immediately having them be kicked out by the klokateers. so if you're in a relationship with him he'd take a little bit to get used to aftercare stuff. but once he gets used to it, it's actually his favorite part. "that was really goods, ams you ok? wants to take a showers?" you'd probably shower together and he'd pick out some clothes for you to wear and if it's night time he'd wrap you up in some really big blankets.

B - body part (favorite part of theirs and their partners): obviously his favorite body parts are his hands. they're insured for a lot of money ya know. not only can he play guitar like a god but he likes his slender hands. excellent for fingering (not just the fretboard lol). he also likes dragging his long fingers gently across your skin, giving you goosebumps. Skwisgaar's favorite part of your body would be your tummy! doesn't matter if it's chubby, average, flat... he loves your tummy and thinks it's sexy.

F - favorite position: ok so i don't know what this is called but he loves lifting your lower half up so that pretty much only your head, shoulders, and very upper back are on the mattress and he's just pounding you into the mattress. he likes the view lol

H - hair (how well groomed are they?): not a trace of pubic hair. that's all i have to say lol

L - location (favorite place to do the do?): literally anywhere lmao. in a car, outside, in a bathroom, his bedroom, a random closet in the house, it really doesn't matter to him tbh

thank you for requesting! click here for the prompt list!

[uyuforu]

HelloOooO 🌻 I was binge reading your blog and studying my charts as I decided to start looking into persona charts in more details. I saw your post talking about meeting your FS and double checked my chart. In my SRC I have the 7th in Taurus, Uranus in Taurus on the Descendant, Groom conj Vertex and Union conj Sun.

I've been having more dreams about my counterpart lately, this sense they were near and ready. Now I know why... 😝

I think I'll book a reading with you ^-^

Uranus' sign is Taurus for most of people this year because it's currently on this sign, so it's more a collective thing than an individual thing ^^

So Sun, Uranus & Vertex, and Union 7H, I guess this could indeed be a meeting. Something in your relationships will happen, but it's pretty sudden. Check where is 7H Ruler, and also check your 5H ^^

Thank you for wanting to book a reading with me dear :)

- uyu

[grimsley-official]

(*A knock is heard at Grimsley's door, along with a familiar voice from the otherside*)

"Hey Grimsley~ Are ya home??"

-@thetravelingymleader

“One moment~!”

Grimsley’s reply is automatic the moment he hears a knock at his apartment door. Strange…he wasn’t expecting Nox over today, was he?

He sets down the brush he’d been using on Violeta, ignoring the Liepard’s mewl of protest as he walks toward the door to answer it. Violeta follows him, meowing at the gambler all the while.

“Hellooooo, Nox~” He greets smoothly. The casual black button down and slacks he’s wearing is covered in purple fur at the moment, clearly showing that he had been grooming his Pokémon before answering the door.

[aphrodeiities]

Hellooooo 👋🏽 A song that you remind me of is :

My 7H is ruled by Aquarius with my Sun and Uranus.

My 9h is ruled by Aries and has my planet Venus in it.

Juno is in my 8th house, Groom is in my 6th house, and Briede is in my 9th house.

thank you so much for your patience, and thank you for the song :)

your future spouse will be someone who is very proud of themselves, they definitely seem like they're someone who is confident and a knowledgeable person, someone who is very book-smart and their charisma might rub people the wrong way, its very likely that people are envious of them, but they're just the it boy/girl. i do think they're likely going to be an attractive person too, and its the type of attractive that it is a one of a kind, so it'll be hard to forget their face when you first see them, this person could be into trading as well, they could be someone who is into bitcoin, stuff like that. they're ambitious on leaving generational wealth perhaps.

paid chart readings

[feisty-angel]

7. Favorite type of underwear?

59. Beard or shaven?

42. Most times you've orgasmed in one day?

9. Have you ever been restrained or tied-up? If so, explan the experience

Hellooooo! ✨

7. Lace undies for special occasions (they’re so pretty!✨) and simple cotton undies for everyday use

59. I love a well groomed beard 💛

42. Maybe 3? I pass out after it, so that limits me a little

9. Not yet! But waiting for someone to try it out with 😈

Thanks for asking!

[confusedgoldenflower]

Three episodes deep into Handsome Siblings and the only characters I can stand are Yan-baba, Wan Chu and Xiaoyu. The parent villains are on thin ice.

The sisters are fucking obnoxious and weird, were they men, they’d be condemned for being creepy. I don’t care how much he reminds you of his dad, you’ve done him a disservice (yes, I know you want to make parents suffer via kids having bad times because oh, how dare they love each other and then die (which you caused) and leave you with the obsession😱), but this is YOUR sect. Of WOMEN. That you’ve groomed all to hell with your internalized misogyny. How can you not see that with your age!???

Wuque fucking stopped a woman(en) from hurting men who’d plainly just rape threatened them! Not even a threat, it was a plan. He’s a fucking anime mc with that forgiveness bullshit, and he’s naive as all hell because he’d never left the mountain until then so why is he in charge damnit. “She’s just a woman,” brother huuuuuh??? You were raised by the most badass women on the continent, the hell are you saying? What’s coming outta your face rn???

I know that the sisters wouldn’t want to mention their mom, but the villain parents fucking SAW the body. It’s OBVIOUS they died around the same time. Jiang Qin might have even mentioned something about delivering babies soon to them as he passed through(?). Come on! And I can’t see Auntie Tu as someone who’d diminish the work of women—internalized misogynist, yeah, but she’s still the most “real” women in terms of being herself/not conforming (personality wise) that we have so far. [Edit: forgot they seemed to just keep him in the dark. But Wan Chu must’ve helped somehow with the bodies right.] There’s no way Xiaoyu shouldn’t say “my parents’ killer” instead of just his dad.

Speaking of her, the Swan Palm Hand maiden(?), that death? Hellooooo? She protected herself whilst PREGNANT very competently and then she’s just choked???? Fuck off. I refuse to believe anything but a man wrote this. You can’t just flip it like that, especially when the babies are out and she’s got even more of those “mom hormones” driving her into protection mode (she seemed the type to go all out with that).

That whole scene woulda been different if I’d gotten ahold of it for sure. I super hate women being diminished and it’s only perpetuating the oppression in media. No, not saying “it shouldn’t be allowed,” if it’s for a narrative purpose, then it’s proper writing, if it’s just being lazy, then cut. It. Out. And don’t “well, culture” me, women can be and HAVE been their own people in the most oppressive atmospheres. It especially pisses me off when a woman’s suffering is used just to highlight some special dick-having character.

[jemamore]

so I finally watched the Lovely Writer special 🤡Aoey stans stay losing

[vigilvntes]

ok last hero!reader and dano!riddler thought for the night (because I send in quite a bit here and there and I need to slow down lol). so, at first glance, this kind of sounds a bit joker like and its funny too because I was looking at dc comics comic covers and came across a few that involved the joker and weddings, bare with me tho lol. which brings me to the exact thought I had mind!

basically, what if riddler had tricked y/n into him and her having a wedding? bizarre, I know lol but it's the way he does it that gets him the goal tricking the said hero for once! he starts off with something like "what do u call the one person life that will always be by your side? a partner!" and he slowly he hints the whole bride and groom thing with her until she finds the final riddle at a church and his big plan comes forward. boom! a wedding begins, u have riddler's followers just chilling there but also kinda dissapointed because it's like, riddler is their leader and now he has a lady by his side, a hero mind u. they'd be crybabies about but some also congratulate him lol. then u have him livestreaming it and being all giddy like "surprise gotham! your boy has found himself a lady and it's Gotham's very own hero!"

of course, everyone's shocked because "what?? a hero getting married to someone like the riddler??" but it is clear that she was tricked but it does become an official marriage soo she ends up getting married to her own enemy lol. but she's still in the corner like "really, Eddie?? you're livestreaming this. 🙄😒" he's all "yes dear, it's for when our future children have something entertaining to watch" then it ends with her going "pause! there will be no future little ones of us anytime soon" lol, it'd be so bizarre and whack.

HELLOOOOO FINALLY GETTING WROUND TO RESPONDING TO THIS IM SO SORRY BUT YEAH HI FHIS HAS HAD ME FOAMING AT FHE MOUTH FRFR LIKE HELLO???? imma have to put this under a cut bc it so damn long

i love how batman / joker this dynamic is like it's so fucking funny and i live for it so badly like???!!!?! help

eddie is definitely into the whole commitment thing like . definitely into commitment. and i feel like he almost certainly doesn't JUST do this to get a rise out of her or to have people like wtf???? like yeah i think that'd be part of the reason but man. i just know he's a possessive little shit and he'd want her all to himself. like they'd be MARRIED. husband and wife (although she's been tricked into it) and that'd get him OFF. like being able to call her his, and for him to be hers (legally, although it's deeper than that obviously and not to be corny, they're always gonna come back to each other in the end so like </3) like,,,that'd be such a turn on him for him 1000%. LIKE NOW THE WHOLE CITY KNOWS ABOUT THEM AND HE THINKS THATS COOL AS SHIT. NOW EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THERES NOTHING BETWEEN (Y/N) AND BATMAN,,, ITS ALWAYS (Y/N) AND RIDDLER.

and i can imagine her just going along with it because she's like omfg this is so fucking dumb but he's gone through all of this effort so like . i'll play along just to satisfy him but then he's like no,,,this was an actual marriage like. omfg. her reaction. i feel like she'd go OFF but then be like. sigh. i should have expected this. whatever.

and like the followers being there and him live-streaming the whole is so fucking funny because he WOULD. he'd want everyone to know that she belongs to him because a) causes a stir and b) he's possessive idk what else to tell you. and his followers,,,i think they'd just be used to her and know that although she kicks his ass and sends him to arkham every so often she's not like,,a real threat. she's probably never gonna kill him because they're low-key in love so i think they'd just be like eh alright. this is weird but whatever. plus if they said a bad word about her they'd be banned from the chat, the wedding and have their ip address leaked in 0.5 seconds so 💔💔

also like, about eddie in general, i feel like he would kinda crave domesticity. like he would want something in his life to feel normal and safe and like, although they're enemies i feel like that's something he can only really find in her. she knows him and kinda understands him and they belong to each other no matter what, even if they severely disagree on a lot of other things, he can't find what he has with her with anyone else. it's safe and secure because she's always gonna come back to him and he's always gonna come back to her in the end.

and about the whole future children thing she'd shut him down and be like no not anytime soon and he's like "so it might happen, just not yet👀👀" and she's like. sighs. also can you IMAGINE these two trying to live in a domestic setting like omfg she'd be calling arkham like "hello yes i have the riddler here this is the second day in a row that he hasn't done the dishes and he won't clean up his own damn mess and he keeps talking in riddles and and he's pissing me off please come pick him up" and he'd be like "wifey :(( no :(( don't be like that :(( come say hi to my followers" like i cant stop thinking about them actually trying to make it work it's so fucking funny.

and he'd definitely always be teasing her about it too, like he wouldn't ever stop. he'd be like "you'd do that to your husband?" "remember our wedding night" and she'd be like shut the fuck up i am going to punch you in the nose. and like. he'd call her wifey and baby and honey and sweetheart and she'd be like. hmph. shut up but she'd probably be melting

also i think i recall you asking how batman would react to their relationship and i think at first he'd be like w,,, why would you get yourself involved with someone like him, it's unsafe and you're putting yourself at risk. i feel like batsy would be super protective of her even though he knows she can handle her own shit, he still worries. but then he kinda realises that there's history there and that edward wouldn't ever actually hurt her. riddler said himself, he isn't rly physical so 1v1 she's always gonna come out on top. he'll fuck with her head and shit but there's no way he'd kill her or anything imo. so batsy would just be like sighs,,,,you slept with him again didn't you? or sighs,,, you spent the night playing board games with him again and then got into another fight and that's why you're being such a moody shit tonight right??? i think he'd have a field day with the marriage because like,,, wtf (Y/N) are you dumb you should have known it'd be a trap 💀💀💀 like imagine him being like "so....marriage troubles??" "how's the uh. marriage?" "how's the husband?" like he'd find it kinda funny low-key.

i'm so oBSESSED with this dynamic ugh i wanna just. scream shake cry throw up everytime i think about it like 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[dog-violet]

HAI OKSO

the basic gist of the story is that bonnie and clyde (the demolition lovers) died in a gunfight together, but bonnie was still alive. since they were heavily wanted criminals clyde was sent straight to hell where he met the devil and the devil told him bonnie was alive and well in the living world. clyde essentially begged the devil for a chance to go back and see her, and the devil agreed but only under the condition that clyde killed a thousand evil men, and then handed him a gun.

ironically, the order of the songs follows the story exactly. helena was written between gee and mikey specifically for their grandma but it also fits for bonnies funeral - when she "died". "like a blade you'll stain" refers to the lives she and clyde affected, as well as her effect on clyde himself. "give 'em hell kid" is referencing the deal he made with the devil, and also "you know what they do to guys like us in prison" the opening line "in the middle of a gunfight" is directly referencing clydes death but also the title is talking about the time clyde and bonnie WOULD have served together if they were seriously caught. instead the police just shot them to death*

more notes because i have too many thoughts to analyze them all in one go. i will tho if u ask me to

to the end is about bonnie and clydes relationship with each other, as well as how they were inseparable and died TOGETHER, even when bonnie could have chosen to not devote herself to a life of crime (although this song is also heavily based on a rose for emily by william faulkner. to stick with the story "send my resignation to the bride and the groom" could be talking about the relationship between the two and how they. died lol. resignation = no wedding. also "carry me to the end" YHEM DYING TOGETHER HELLOOOOO)

its not a fashion statement its a fucking deathwish. i think the lyric "im coming back from the dead and ill take you with me / im taking back the life you stole" says enough - not in reference to bonnie but the police officers that killed clyde**

cemetery drive:

"in that dress your husband hates" this might be a stretch but the real bonnie sexually assaulted clyde - as well as multiple guys in jail, so possibly the dress is referencing a dress she mightve worn when that happened? im not entirely sure

"staring down a loaded gun" gunfight ^__^

the actual song is about a lover that killed herself after a dramatic event she experienced with the protag of the album. since this entire thing is about bonnie and clyde i. dont actually have anything to say about them for this one! some songs dont fit that much, and this is one of them, but i still love it alot

*the fact that clyde has to kill a thousand evil men may be a way to get his revenge against their killers, but also mcrs anarchy theme throughout some songs

**same as above lol

ty ty i love hearing anything and everything about three cheers. i actually forgot about them being bonnie and clyde cause 99% percent of the time i just see them referred to as the demolition lovers and i don’t see ppl refer to them with names

but wait you left out one of my favorite parts where after killing so many men he realizes the final man he has to kill is himself right??

[harryfeatgaga]

ok hi I’m long anon from Sydney’s blog hope u don’t mind but these cute concept of you and Harry deciding to get married while in Vegas at a chapel got me thinking. What if it’s late in your hotel room after you’ve fucked and you’re lying on his chest, dozing a little and he’s all, “marry me” and you prop your chin up on his chest to look at him because come again? And you’re all “what?” And he starts to sit up more and says “marry me, right now” and kisses you quickly before standing up dragging part of the dozens of sheets from the bed to cover himself as he walks from the bedroom area and you tug on one edge of a sheet to hold to you and you’re all “are you serious?” just sitting a bit in disbelief as he’s somewhere behind a wall in your suite and yelling back to you “of course I’m serious, I’m in love with you!” And as you get up to follow him, tucking the sheet to stay upon you, slowly making your way to where ever he went and he’s still going, “I can’t picture having a day without you in my life” and as you’re about to turn the corner you find him, sheet on the floor, a pair of briefs on, the contents of his still unpacked suitcase (the one you pestered him about unpacking since it was a week long trip) scattered all over the floor, as he turns to you from the floor. His bright green eyes meeting yours you don’t even notice the ring in his hand. But once you do notice, you gasp out a “Harry. oh my god you’re serious.” , a hand going to your mouth, and he laughs a little at that and just quietly, a bit shyly even as he says “marry me, y/n?” His dimple popping out of his cheek as he tried to hold in his glee. And you walk up closer to him, grab hold of his cheeks, as you tilt down to let your head to rest against his the ring brushing up against the sheet covering your body, and say to him, “you’re crazy you know that?” And he smiles again, your hair smelling like your perfume brushing against his skin, and says “crazy about you” and that makes you squeeze onto his cheeks more and you can feel yourself tearing up but you want to laugh as you nod, and barely whisper out a “yea-, yes Harry I’ll marry you” and go in to kiss him again with a bit too much force but can he blame you, as he’s knocked back a bit, wrapping his arms around you to steady you as you come down with him. And yeah don’t know which one suggests a chapel wedding but you find one that’s open 24/7 and why the hell not??? so as you’ve both showered, wrapped in towels, you’re doing your starting on your make up, and he’s brushing his teeth at the double vanity, and he’s staring at the ring he just put on your finger, as you’re so focused on applying your lip stick, and he smiles to himself as you look over and smile too bc u can’t help it, and you both go back to getting ready as he starts humming, “going to the chapel and we’re gonna get marrieddddd” around his toothbrush, cheekily grinning at you in the mirror, as you roll your eyes and knock your hip into his. Him spitting out the toothpaste and giving you an exaggerated smile before kissing you and you hold your hand up to his cheek and he can feel the band of the ring against his skin and it’s making him all excited and you part and say, “ok, ok no more, not until the wedding. I’ve gotta redo this” and kick him out of the bathroom. And you’re both getting ready on opposite sides, but still talking to each other like you always d. And I like to think you do a little reveal of your outfit to him like maybe you had a dress that you were saving for a really special event during this trip that happened to be a shade of white, and when he sees you and you see him before you leave the hotel room, the both of your hearts stop a little and get a bit quiet because he’s looking at his Bride to Be and you’re looking at your Groom to Be, and this is all happening and you’re both nervous, but you both smile at each other and you both think “this is right, this is 10000% right” and you take each other’s hand as you exit out of the hotel room, the both of you practically vibrating with how excited you are.

OH. MY. GOD. HELLOOOOO LONG ANON BESTIEEEE I ADMIRE YOUR WORK HOLY FUCK I LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING TO ADD THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOOODDNFNFJ I COULD LITERALLY PICTURE IT ALL HAPPENING LIKE A DAMN MOVIE IN MY HEAD OH MY GOD JUST IN SOME OUTFITS YOU BOTH HAD BUT THEY ARE PERFECT FOR THIS LITTLE CHAPEL WEDDING????? GOD PLEASEEEEEE IM OBSESSED 😭😭😭