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Ideas for Black!Reader Fic
I am going to try my hand again at writing. And I wanted to share some people and fandoms that I love. If you don’t know these shows/actors/franchises/movies/streamers I’m putting you on! For the following:
Princess Bride
Alice In Borderland
Johnny Depp- All his characters
Napoleon Dynamite
Cameron Monaghan- I know that there are fics out there but it’s only always his Jerome/Jeremiah roles never just him or Cal Kestis
Anthony Carrigan- I loved Anothy as Victor Zsasz
Paul Dano- There are Riddler fics but not as many for his other roles
Damsel
The Entire Cast of Hawaii Five-0 (2010) - Don’t even get me started on how good this show is! And the cast looks amazing!
Chicago Med/Fire/PD- These shows have so much potential for fanfic storylines!
The Game (2006)- Has great potential for slow burns and fluffs.
Star Wars franchise (1977-present) - I know I said Cal Kestis but there are also other characters like Anakin, Luke, Obi Wan,Boba Fett (etc.)
NCIS franchise- I honestly love this franchise and it’s characters!
Hamilton
Any/All Sports Men- Jude Bellingham,Lewis Hamilton,LaMelo Ball,Allen Iverson(etc.)
Berleezy - He’s handsome and he’s funny!
Coryxkenshin- I literally love him and his videos!
Albert Aretz (Flamingo)- Look … he may be the epitome of mediocre white man but I like what I like!
AMP- Duke Dennis, Kai Cenat, Agent 00, ChrisNxtDoor,Davis, and Fanum ( all I gotta say is love a black man from infinity to infinity🗣️)
Beta Squad- A British YouTube/ streamer group!
SOMEBROS- Berleezy, Rico, ,PG, Joe (etc.)
WWE- come on now, do I even need to explain!!!
Four Brothers- All the cast but Garrett Hedland in particular!
Peacemaker - Don’t get me wrong I love Adrian Chase but I want to see just as much Peacemaker x black!reader fics because 2 words… JOHN CENA
MAWS- New animated Superman show! Love!
Smallville - The entire cast is hot! Tbh I fell hard for Tom Welling when I was younger when he was in Cheaper By The Dozen. Plus they literally whitewashed Vixen. COME ON! Vixen is a black female hero btw. She was also with Jon (Green Lantern) at one point.
Justice League/Justice League Unlimited (2001 and 2004)- I mean I literally can’t find any Jon Stewart x black!reader fics and he was with a BLACK WOMAN!
Warner Bros Franchise (minus the looney tunes & space jam)- There are lots of popular franchises that this company has from Fast & Furious to The Matrix!
Peaky Blinders- Saw a Tommy shelby x arms dealer black!female reader fic on my previous account but even then I couldn’t find it again on that account. So it’s gone with the wind. And the cast (i.e the actors and other characters they’ve portrayed). Example: Cillian Murphy as Johnathan Crane.
The Bear
FBI (All)
The good doctor
Tiktokers: Vinnie hacker
Blue Bloods
Will Poulter- I haven’t really seen any Adam Warlock fics
Slashers
Stranger Things
Cruel Intentions
Burnt
Dave Lizewski
Eddie Redmayne
Macgyver (2016)
Fresh Prince of Belair
Guardians of the galaxy- Explanation? Do I really need one?
On My Block
Descendants (characters will be the actors age in real life.duh)- Love Boo-boo Stewart & Mitchell Hope!
Matt Rife
Joey Bragg (Liv &Maddie) - What can I say I love dorks!
The Boys- Haven’t seen that many fics about the characters and a black reader
Once Upon A Time- I love dark fairytales sometimes because they remind me that not every story has a happy ending and you have to learn from them. But this series is good for any theme really.
Walker Texas Ranger (1993)
Top Gun
Nicolas Galitzine
Magcon: Whether you saw their vines on YouTube or vine, you know who they are
Dolan Twins
Mission Impossible
Euphoria- Entire show has great storylines with the potential of drama in fics
Shameless- Especially Carl Gallagher and Lip Gallagher
Creed- Michael B Jordan need I say more
Keanu Reeves- There are very few fics about Keanu but I’ve seen a few of his John Wick x black!reader fics (chef’s kiss) but never see any of The Matrix Fics!Also Ted (Bill & Ted)
River Phoenix
Batman Beyond
Rider Strong
Danny Gonzalez
Timothée Chalamet
New York Undercover
Past-Present Singers & Rappers/ Groups -Bow Wow, Tupac, Lil Baby, Nelly, Omarion, Prince, Michael Jackson, Jon B,Usher, Central Cee, Måneskin, New Edition, BTS, James, PRETTYMUCH Bay, Daniel Caesar, October London, Steve Lacey, Artemas, YUNGBLUD, Andy Biersack,Eduardo Vega(etc.)
Anime(Any kind!)- Would love to see other shows, I know hunterxhunter,aot,one piece (etc.)
Bridgerton- There is very little Bridgerton stories catered around a black reader.
Marvel- Now that’s not to say that there aren’t any in fact there are many but I never see (Tobey Maguire Spider-Man stories and it seems like everyone tends to focus on the famous Marvel characters like The Avengers but not on other aspects like X-men or better yet, heroes that haven’t even gotten their own movie but are just as amazing like Squadron Supreme , it’s equivalent to DCU’s Justice League.
Secret Invasion- Not gonna lie , I’m feening for Gravik.😳
DCEU- Another franchise that pushes its other characters to the side. For example, Hush (Thomas Elliot) is literally the epitome of Bruce Wayne gone bad!
Ross Lynch- There are so many roles that Ross did so well in Like Teen Beach Movie or Sabrina.
Highschool Musical Franchise (2006- present ) I’m not just talking about HSMTS (2019), I mean even further back than that. I don’t see any Troy Bolton x black!reader and that’s crazy. I also can’t find any Zac Efron x black!reader
Interview with a Vampire (1994) and (2022)
Austin Butler- He did well in his role as Elvis!
Vikings - There are a good amount but still!
Transformers
Suits
Saved By The Bell
The Goldbergs
Parks & Recreation
Leverage
The Outsiders
Heart of Stone
New York Undercover (1994)
Addams Family
Victorious
Matpat
ICarly
The Real Bros of Simi Valley (2017)
Think Like A Man (2012)
One on One (2001)
Scorpion (2014)
The King of Queens (1998)
G.I. Joe Franchise
Terminator
Beware the Batman (2013)
Any and all Asian Idols/Actors
Seal Team
Mortal Combat
Bill and Ted
Barbie
Detroit: Become Human
Will Trent
Bones
Tokyo Vice
Growing Pains
Graceful Family (Kdrama)[Any Asian Drama shows or movies would be great as well]
The Regime
Batman: The animated series
The Sympathizer
The Invitation
Jawbreaker
Hunger Games
Saved By the Bell
Eve (2003)
Yellowstone
Superstore
Rodrick Heffley
Tracker
Girlfriends
Grown-ish
CSI
Kingsman
Jury Duty
Scoot Pilgrim vs the world
21 Jump Street (The Show and Movies)
Sky High
If anyone needs ideas for these franchises/movies/shows/actors , then holla at me! I got you!
Also add more to the list if anything that you would like to see comes to mind.
Also tag black writers who you want to see this!
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Get Pegged, Loser
Dano!Riddler x GN!Reader, word count: 500 the results of the poll are in! and it turns out none of you can be trusted lmao so we're pegging this dweeb again >:) 🐀💚 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: pegging, delicious pain but not too much
You bucked your hips expertly, so practised. It was obvious you were skilled at this, even if it was only your first time. Each movement you made elicited a sharp whine followed by a soft moan from him as you pressed yourself and the strap on further inside of his entrance. It spurred you on, excited you. His delightful wails were better than any praise or any compliment he could offer you.
Letting your hands move from his hips, you let them slide up Eddie’s spine, reaching the back of his head as you ran your fingers through his soft, brown hair. He moaned, a soft hum of pleasure, hitched into a sharp yelp as you wrapped the locks around your digits and pulled. With his head lifted up, he arched his back, giving you a better angle as you rutted into him. The sound of your body slapping against his as you filled him completely, each inch of your appendage diving deep into him, tight but willing.
Light whimpering interspersed with whines and pleading sent a jolt of electricity through you each time he managed to stutter out a word.
“P… p-please… more… th-th-thank you…”
Tossing his head down, you brought your hands back to his soft hips, fingers digging deep into his flesh as you brought him back down hard on to you.
“You’re the saviour?”
Caressing his thighs, you let your hands trail up and down before you smacked at his ass with your palm flat and firm.
“The hero Gotham deserves? Gonna rid the city of corruption, huh?”
You laughed cruelly as you thrust hard, watching his body shudder on the counter, face turned, cheek pressed flat against, the fucked out daze in his eyes visible past the lenses of his glasses which sat askew on his face.
“You’re the real vigilante. But you’re also my little bitch, aren’t you?”
He nodded profusely, entirely enthusiastic, keen to be whatever you wanted him to be in that moment, as long as you didn’t stop delivering the pleasure you were grateful enough to bestow upon, forcing his soft, tight ass to receive you.
“Say it!”
“I-I’m your… your little… b-bitch… th-thank you…”
With a smile, you pulled out to a mewling note of disappointment from Eddie.
“Don’t pout, turn over and lie on your back.”
He did as he was told, turning around and holding his legs up, cheeks spread once more, ready to accept you.
“And take the mask off.”
You gripped his cheeks over the thin, green material that covered him.
“I want to see your pretty little face when you cum.”
Eddie removed it quick, uncovering his flushed cheeks and his forehead, slick with sweat, hair stuck to it. As you reinserted yourself into his tight hole he tossed his head back, but not so far that you couldn’t make out the smile on his face, drool spilling from his open mouth and pooling on the surface beside him as he began screaming your name.
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heyyy, it's your girl! back at it ONCE MORE with thoughts because....it has a chokehold on me and I dont have a firm grip of stopping lol. (serisouly, I feel like I need to slow it down a bit)
so I know we talked about how riddler/edward would be teasing the life out of y/n (hero!reader) about "future children" and she's like....not anytimesoon!! BUT, but, let's just imagine for a quick second what would happen if she ended up with his kids. for one, itd would be very chaotic, no slowing down. on one hand, kinda gotta take it seriously because the father of her own children always winds up in arkham but he does manage to break out to visit because he does have a sweet spot for them. on the other, it's a little funny because as they got a bit older, people would ask "well, what do your parents do" of course they'd go on about their mom being a hero and fighting beside batman. however, as soon as Edward enters the picture, it's downhill! the kids just say "wellll....our dad tends to fight mom alot and has a thing about riddles. sometimes he ends up in arkham too but he manages to see us in secret ways." hahah, like imagine parents day where maybe kids bring in their parents and edward shows up with y/n. the teacher is just like "😐 uhhhh....that's a criminal you're with" and y/n's saying "yeah, about that!"
I just KNOW though that edward is a bit giddy when coming into the classroom or even if he's the one who has to pick up the kids because people know who he is and he's thinking "yea! I have kids with a great and gorgeous hero who's also my enemy....walk away! but also thanks for recognizing me ✌✌" in the end, it's all so so chaotic.
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DILF EDDIE DILF EDDIE DILF EDDIE FUCKKK IM SO GLAD YOU SENT SOMETHING ABT THIS BC IVE BEEN THINKING ABT IT THIS IS GONNA BE SO LONG SO LIKE HOLD ON
tw for pregnancy!!!
these two are most definitely not trying to have a baby like 1000% no way are they going out of their way to have a child with each other. sure, they might have spoke about it in their past but that's exactly what it is, the PAST. and with the lifestyles they both lead they probably wouldn't even think that it's possible to be parents at all, y'know since he's always doing villain shit and she's always kicking his ass for it. so if she gets pregnant it'd be an accident
NOW. imagine if she gets pregnant just before he gets taken back to arkham, and maybe she put him there thinking like it's fine i'll see him again soon anyway. like ugh angst okay.
i feel like she would probably just ignore all of the signs to start with and go about as normal, because she'd be kinda in denial about the whole thing. there's no WAY she's pregnant with edward's kid. no way. but also,, yes way because she IS. but she's just like yeah im gonna ignore this because i've literally put the father of my child in arkham and i can't deal with this.
bruce would definitely notice, though. like i know that he would know that somethings up. the lil bit of extra weight (which he would never bring up but he sees it and he know it's there), cancelling plans they have to take down some criminal due to sickness, loss of appetite, feeling lethargic or overly tired. and then the final straw is when he mentions edward to her and she just bursts into tears on the spot and he's like yeah. i gotta go talk to alfred. like i KNOW he would ask alfred for confirmation of his suspicions and advise on what to do, and then the next time she sees him he just slides a couple of pregnancy tests over to her and he's like "you should take those" and she's like sighs. yeah :// and he'd help her a lot too like he's kinda awkward about it but he's there <3
ugh. like. okay. so she'd want to tell him. like desperately want to tell him that she's pregnant and that it's his but she'd just keep putting it off. everytime she builds the confidence to go to arkham or call and ask to speak to him she chickens out because she has no idea how he'll react. so when she tells him, it's pretty much because he's forced her hand.
like IMAGINE he manages to break out of arkham when she's like 4 months along, and he turns up at her doorstep and he's so prepared to tease her about it and be like "ha! better luck next time" and maybe fuck her if she's down but when she opens the door in just a shirt five times too big for her she looks fucking terrified and he's never seen her look like that before, at least not in reaction to him because he's and would never actually hurt her. so he's like what. the. fuck. whenever he breaks out she's like 'yeah, yeah i get it you have brains now kiss me' but this time she lets him in and she's just. eerily quiet. and he hates it. so he'd probably start asking all sorts of questions. "are you mad at me?" "did someone hurt you?" "are you seeing someone else?" and she'd probably break down and be like no please shut the fuck up and she'd shove him away when he tries to pull her to him, and eventually after like 5 minutes of arguing she'd just be like "IM PREGNANT OK?"
"honey, if i would have known i would've broken out a lot earlier"
i think he'd be scared, because she's already so far along but i also think he'd be thrilled because there's no one he'd rather have a baby with. so he'd hold her as she cries and reassure her that everything's gonna be fine and that it'll all work out.
i do think he'd be on his best behaviour while she's pregnant, like i think he'd try very very hard to not have to leave her again because he worries about her and he's protective anyway but now she's having his baby it's amplified. and like, she'd definitely be like "i know i'm in no state to kick your ass but i will call batman do not test me"
he'd low-key move into her place without telling her but she'd be like . i know what you're trying to do. because he stays there every night so he might as well right?? plus the pregnancy makes eddie look fucking delicious and although fucking him is what got her pregnant in the first place ,,, she's already pregnant so it wouldn't hurt. so that's handy.
he'd still do his livestreams though and i think he'd try and keep it quiet, but then she'd be in the background very obviously pregnant and word gets out and spreads very very fast and she's like . i am going to murder you. it'd be a scandal but i don't think it'd be that shocking to most.
type of mf to pass out at the birth i ain't even gonna say anything more.
he'd be absolutely smitten with your baby, and i think he'd still be on best behaviour after the birth but old habits never die hard and soon enough he'd be back on his bullshit because he just can't stop himself. he loves her and their baby but like . come on, she knows he's never gonna change.
so he's in and out of arkham, but he would 1000% break out OFTEN to see her and the baby because he misses them and he grew up without family and he would never ever want that for his own family so he's there when he can be although he could probably be there all of the time if he stopped being a shithead <33
"if you miss us why don't you stop getting arrested" "*shrugs* you know me" "yeah, unfortunately i do"
i think she'd be very transparent about who he is and the whole villain thing, but i don't think she'd ever make him out to be a genuinely bad guy because she doesn't think that and she wants her kid to grow up with both parents, as inconsistent as he is
she'd still kick his ass, like 100% she'd still knock ten bells of shit out of him if she really has to.
also like. uncle brucie. she probably knows his identity so like. he assumes the position of uncle and he's kinda awkward and doesn't really know how to interact but the kid LOVES him so much. eddie probably doesn't know his identity because like ,,, what a kick off that would be so when he's out of arkham it's uncle batman although he definitely wouldn't be happy about it "uncle batman? when did this happen?" "oh, i don't know. maybe while you were in a cell."
involved. parent. eddie when he's actually out of arkham. he'd want to know EVERYTHING. like every single detail or thing he's missed. and he'd want to be there for every parents day and every meeting and every recital or practise he'd want to be there and be involved. maybe a bit of that is because he gets a kick out of people being like "holy shit it's the riddler at the dance recital" but it's mostly just bc he loves their kid so badly.
when he gets out of arkham every-time it's like "look daddy's back!" as if he's just returned from a fucking business trip or something and there's nothing he'd love more than seeing his kid's face light up and having them run right into his arms. and he'd be so good w his kid too :(( like i bet they'd have so much fun and he'd be kinda natural at being a dad despite uh. everything.
and like. imagine if they have another one. god. everyone would be like 'we get the first time was an accident but like .... come on now' and she's just like well 😬😬😬😬😬😬 and he just finds it funny </3
overall it'd be dysfunctional to anyone looking in on their family dynamic but it's functional for them and they make it work so </3
dilf eddie 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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super not heroes gang on scary dog privilege
warnings: my shitty grammar (smn pls be my beta reader) word count: 0.3k
homelander: the best scary dog. The blue suit and white teeth smile kinda mess with the vibes, but lest be honest: no one would want to upset this man. You can be sure that nobody gonna mess with you at his sight.
deadpool: with or without the uniform, it doesn't matter, he's scary. You can definitely take advantage of it. He would make a joke about twisting the head hell out of the neck of anyone who look at you for too long.
cletus kasady (carnage): this man's face is just: "I fucking dare you to mess with her". I don't even have to talk about carnage, but cletus has the biggest killing eyes, it scares even you sometimes.
eddie brock (venom): again, I won't even talk about the symbiont, you bunch of monster fuckers. eddie isn't the best scary dog, the old gray sweater doesn't exactly intimate people, but he can beat out of the people who's staring at you (or run they over with his motorcycle tho)
edward nashton aka the riddler: poor ed is just a little meow meow. Not trying to be mean, but look at him! The guy literally look like this 🥺. But he would shut them up with his tape, btw.
adrian chase aka vigilante: here comes the plot twist. adrian is "would you punch a guy with glasses?" the most of the time. BUT we all saw the scene of him "talking" to the white dragon, so you can have an idea of what would happen to people who didn't treat you well.
harley quinn: that woman is most like a mean cat than a scary dog. She threatens people, but not in front of you. The most times she is just obsessively staring at the person.
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Eddie would absolutely play a game with the reader that goes like "I'm not letting you go from this hug until you answer five riddles correctly" meanwhile the reader is getting them wrong on purpose bc they like cuddles anyways
A/N: He absolutely would 💚 here it is!! This was actually hilarious to write 😂 (Leave a comment anywhere/dm me to be added to the riddler taglist 😄)
Pairing: Dano!Riddler x reader (The Batman 2022)
Warnings: FlUfF 😍
Words: 768
"Eddie, come on! Please?!"
"No!"
"Ed-"
"Noooo," he sings with hyper giggles in your ear, his strong grip around your waist only tightening as you half-heartedly protest. "Oh, angel, it's not that bad - these are easy riddles!"
"Easy?!" you repeat incredulously, scoffing at him with a raised brow. "What signifies what that signifies... what?!"
Edward sighs at you lovingly, rolling his eyes playfully as he flips you in his lap so that you're facing each other.
"Shall I repeat the question?"
"Oh, would you, please?" you respond sarcastically, and collapse with laughter in his arms as he pokes and tickles your sides for it.
"What word," he starts, fingers gently hooking under your chin so your gaze meets his, "in the English language, does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?"
You blink, shaking your head slowly in a daze. "But-"
"Think," he encourages you with an eager smile, pressing a kiss to the corner of your mouth and running his fingers through his hair. "What first two letters signify a male, first of all?"
You frown in concentration, before speaking up again. "Uh... that's 'he,' right?"
"Right!" Edward confirms happily, "and the three for a female?"
"She?"
"No, it- you're doing this on purpose!" he whines, and you snort with laughter at his expression.
"Doing what? That's right!"
"Yes, but the first two letters are 'he.' So it must be...? H-e..."
"Her?" you conclude slowly, and the smile's back as he nods.
"There we go! Now, four signify a great, so if the first three letters are 'her,' what could the fourth be?"
"A great?" You nibble at your lip in thought; Eddie running his hands up and down your back and resting his head on your shoulder not helping you focus at all. Your eyes widen a fraction as you think of the answer, but then you smirk as you decide against giving it, returning his hug.
"Hers?"
Edward's head immediately lifts from your shoulder, a confused and surprised look on his face. "What? No!"
You grin, carrying on in mock cluelessness. "Herb?"
"How is a herb a great?!"
You can't stop the laughter now, and breathlessly flop onto his chest, while Edward watches you with an amused and adoring gaze.
"Silly thing," he condescends fondly, kissing the crown of your head and leaning back in his seat, with you snugly trapped in his hold. "I suppose you'll just have to stay here for a few hours more, darling..."
"Okay, okay," you give in with a smile, "it's 'hero,' isn't it?"
"Of course it is," Edward answers with helpless laughter, resting his forehead against yours. "You're my clever baby, so don't play with me, show me!"
"Is that the answer, then? Hero?"
"Not quite," Eddie continues, "because the whole word signifies a great woman. What is the word?"
"Is it... me? Because that's not how you spell my name, Eddie."
Edward bursts out laughing, pulling you against him and squeezing you suffocatingly. "You'll never escape if you don't give me the answer, my love!"
"Hero.... oh! Heroine!"
"Ding ding ding!" Eddie exclaims giddily, and you laugh at him. "I told you that you could do it! See, we're so perfect for each other... we could outsmart any Gotham scum."
You can't reply as he quickly locks his lips with yours, his embrace softening ever so slightly as Edward hugs you while moving his lips slowly against yours, small whimpers escaping his throat in satisfaction. As usual, you're both breathless when you part, and Edward buries his nose into the crook of your neck as you smile and play with tufts of his brown locks.
"Am I free yet?"
Eddie giggles blissfully against your skin, leaving a few sweet kisses against your neck before looking back up at you.
"No, angel, not yet! You've only answered one out of five!"
"Five?!"
"I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?"
You stare at him in shock, and Edward straightens up to return to hugging you impossibly close, nuzzling against your face.
"Well, this is going nowhere for me."
"Do you give up, then?"
"Yeah," you breathe with a half-smile and roll your eyes, and Edwards grins in triumph, attacking your face with kisses as your body becomes trapped under his.
"I love you," he says gleefully between kisses, "and the answer was pencil lead, if you were wondering."
"I really wasn't."
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Can I request NSFW top dano! Riddler x bottom male reader ? they met in Arkham asylum.
I think $ex in jail is gonna be lit 🔥😌🤤
Edward Nashton/The Riddler x Male reader
Im still new to writing smut, especially bottom reader since that’s not really my thing. But since you asked ill try and write it for you 😘
This is also my first time writing smut that isn’t in headcanon format, so if its written badly and has bad pacing that’s why.
I just wanted the reader to have powers so now they have fire powers.
This ended up alot longer than i had planned, so Riddler fans eat up.
Nsfw under the cut
Edward had been in Arkham for a little over a month when you were brought in, a thick collar around your neck with glowing lines and a pair of what looked like thick chunky bracelets around your wrists. The guards threw you with little care into the cell across from him, one of them going as far as to spit on you when you hit the ground.
Your door was shut with more locks than any the brunette had seen before, and your windows were covered with dark shutters that told him you were in solitude for whatever you did to end up here. You piqued his interest, and when he heard the night guards mention Batman, he paid even closer attention. It turned out you were a meta, one with fire and heat-based powers at that.
They called you the Hellbringer instead of your name, just like they called him the Riddler. Apparently, the collar and bracelets were to suppress your powers. You had been caught by batman, with the help of another hero, Superman. From the guards ranting, it became apparent you had picked up where Edward left off, taking out those who ruled Gotham like it was their own playground. But unlike him, you had burnt them to a crisp with no mercy. Leaving their corpse as a warning.
It made warmth pool in Edwards stomach as he heard it, a lovestruck smile pulling itself to his lips as he pressed his ear against the metal door that locked him in his own cell. When your solitude was finally finished, Edward took to standing on his toes to look out the window on his door, hoping to catch glimpses of you. One day when he was once again looking, he caught your eyes, the two of you staring at eachother. It felt as if your eyes spoke a million words, and Edward was sure his eyes were heart-shaped by the warmth that was now spreading to his chest.
In your cell you felt the same heat pool in your chest. It wasn’t very different from the heat that normally coursed through your veins, so you grabbed onto it and held on tight. You had been going crazy since your powers were caught from you, leading to you scratching at the collar and bracelets till it drew blood. It had been during one of these episodes that you looked out through the window in your cell door and caught the eyes from the cell across from you.
You couldn’t see much of the mans face, but you knew it was the Riddler, as the guards liked to kick and hot the doors and yell at prisoners. You bit your lip as the heat in your chest grew to your abdomen, letting go of your bloody wrist to run a hand over the hem of your boxers. Typically, you weren’t allowed to pleasure yourself, but the guards didn’t seem to want to even get close to cells when prisoners were busy.
Grabbing at the half hard length in your boxers, you gave it a squeeze as the Riddler’s eyes darkened from across the hallway, like he knew exactly what you were doing. Your wrists throbbed from the hard treatment you had been giving them, swallowing the spit that was gathering in your mouth, neck crying out as the burning of the collar flared. You could see the Riddler talking, but you weren’t good at lip reading, but you had a feeling he was telling you to stop what you were doing, and arousal turned in your being as you forced yourself to let go, your cock throbbing as you let go. The satisfied grin that spread across his lips was enough to tempt you to grab it again, but you didn’t have the time as the guards did their round.
You seemed to hit a routine, the Riddler and you. At night when the guards did barely quarter of the rounds they should be doing, the two of you would stare at each other, you could see the mans lips moving as he talking, but couldn’t hear his voice no matter how hard you tried to. But no matter how much time passed, and how much you wanted too, you never got off, as he seemed to know exactly when you were tugging at yourself, and one half litted look had you tucking yourself away to pull and pinch at your chest instead.
Edward took great pleasure in the desperate light in your eyes as he once again denied you, massaging at himself as he saw frustration pouring off you, as he watched you put the bottom of your shirt in his mouth, and he could only assume you were teasing your chest instead.
He would lay awake at night thinking about you, his eyes fluttering as he could almost feel your mouth on him or the weight of you bouncing ontop of him, the same frustrated and desperate look in your eyes as you chased your high. Edward smirked to himself as he thought of those power suppressing tools gone, how maybe fire would swallow the room, burning down the walls and spreading to the guards and workers of Arkham. Maybe he could make you cum so hard you’d melt a way for you both to leave this place.
It was another day, the day guards doing their rounds as they were ordered to do, nurses walking around to hand out medicine and food. You were sat in the corner, the one near the door so they could only see your feet if they glanced inside. Blood droplets hit the floor underneath you as you wiggled the bracelets again, the skin under them have long ago been rubbed raw and bleeding, your neck not being much better. A metallic click was heard, and the bracelet on your wrist lost its glow, and was pulled open and clunked to the floor.
You felt a warmth you had been deprived off for a long time return, just barely, and your eyes widened as you pulled at the other bracelet and it took gave way, getting dumped on the floor beside the other. Your fire was returning, you could feel it bubble under your skin and waking up like a bear in hibernation, now all you needed was the one on your neck. You summoned fire at your fingertips, and started wiggling at the closing mechanisms at your collar, the metal slowly giving way under the growing heat. Soon it was off with a few pulls, and on the floor.
An almost orgasmic moan escaped your mouth as your fire flooded back to you, your eyes rolling back and eyelids fluttering as the heat spread from your head to your toes. You were interrupted by someone hitting your cell door, telling you to quiet down. You glared at the metal door, knowing you could rip it right off its hinges now, but you would wait. Tonight, you would go to your Riddler first, then you two would leave.
When night fell and the nightguards arrived, they did their one round of the night and left to do whatever it was they did. Giddiness and arousal had been burning in you since your fire returned. Getting to your feet you looked out the glass, meeting the green eyes you had come to know so well. You shot him what could only be called an impish grin as fire flared in your hands, grabbing at the locking mechanism on your door which immediately started to melt. As Arkham had never planned on someone melting their locks, no alarms went off as you pulled open the metal door, staring into the now wide eyes of, you looked at the name as you neared, the one so tiny you normally couldn’t see it, Edward. Edward Nashton. Sinking your teeth into your bottom lip, you grabbed at the lock that separated you, and let your fire burn and melt it.
As Edward saw the door open, he felt the love and arousal grow, as he could finally take in your entire being. Before he could open his mouth to talk, you were on him like a predator, forcing your lips on his as the fire disappeared from your hands. They were warm on his face as you clung to him, a loud moan escaping you as Edward dug his hands into your hips and pulled you close, a smirk pulling at his lips as he felt you grind against him.
Leaving Arkham could wait he decided, grabbing at you, and shoving you onto his bare bed. Edwards face was red, and he could feel sweat gathering on his forehead as he made quick word of pulling your shirt up to your chin and grabbing at the bright orange hospital sweats you wore, and pulling them down enough for your cock to spring out. You moaned as your cock met cold air, your length twitching as precum beaded at the tip and ran down it, the weeks long arousal meeting its peak.
Edward leant over you, pressing your lips together again making you throw your arms around his neck to pull him even closer, groaning as he shoved his tongue into your mouth. With some difficulty the both of you got out of your pants and boxers, Edward getting in between your knees to grind against you. You hissed as his cock ground against yours, another drop of pre escaping and landing on your stomach as Edward bit at your neck.
Edward sat back to admire you, watching as your chest lifted with your quick breaths, hands grasping at the scratchy sheets beneath you. Your cock was straining against your stomach, drooling a pool of precum as it gave small twitches every now and again. Edward giggled to himself as he started sucking at his fingers, there was no lube in Arkham so he had to work with what he had.
“Come on, put your leg over my shoulder” he said, grabbing your thigh to lift it up and over his shoulder. You went along, groaning slightly at the stretch. Edward leant forward, pressing another lust filled kiss against your neck as he pressed two fingers inside you, causing a faint moan to escape your throat. “Fuck… Edward…” you ground out, one of your hands releasing the bed beneath you to grasp at his hair, trying to pull him even closer.
Edward moaned into your skin as he pressed another finger inside, doing his best to stretch you as quickly as he could. You whimpered as he grazed your prostate, the man smirking to himself as he targeted the bundle of nerves. He quickly worked you up to a third finger, and you threw your head back in frustration as heat started to gather in your palms. Not enough to burn, but enough for Edward to feel it.
“Come on! I can take it, put it in” you growl, pulling at Edwards hair as he chuckled breathlessly, before he finally sat back on his knees. “Fine, fine. You’re so needy” he purred, grabbing at his length to push it inside. You felt your eyes flutter as he finally pushed inside you, moaning silently as he filled you up in ways you had only hoped to achieve.
Edward let you adjust, pushing up his glasses and brushing his sweat-soaked hair out of his face as you whimpered. “I’m okay, you can move” you whimpered, grabbing at his arms with both of your hands. A keen escaped you as he finally started moving, seemingly having run out of patience himself as he started thrusting hard and face, pulling both your knees over his hips for better access.
You moaned loudly as Edward thrusted inside you, a hand letting go of his arm to grab at the bed instead, in an attempt to stabilize yourself. Edward moaned, leaning down to kiss you again as noises kept escaping you. A loud moan was punched out of you when he brushed against your prostate. You could feel your cock straining, twitching as the need to cum started growing.
“Please. Please” you whimpered, tears gathering in your eyes as you looked up at Edward, who just smiled at you. “You sure?” he teased, giving another thrust that hit your prostate head on, causing a full body jolt to run through you. “Yes!” you cried out, throwing your head back as you felt the finish approaching.
Edward giggled almost derangedly as he started thrusting even faster, taking great pleasure in your noises. “Fine, then cum. I’m close too, lets do it together” he ground you, grabbing at your hips for better leverage. You felt your peak approached and moaned loudly, reaching up to grab at Edward as you came, white ropes shooting across your chest, as fire seemed to materialize on the floor around you, just enough to create smoke.
Edward moaned as he ground into you as he came, his vision almost blurring as he filled you up. You whimpered quietly as you felt the warmth inside you, the two of you both gasping to catch your breath. When you came to, you put of the fire you had started, huffing a breath as you pulled Edward down ontop of you so you could cuddle.
The two of you stayed there for a while, letting you both come fully down from your highs before he pulled out, groaning as he left the tightness of you. Edward giggled as he helped you pull your hands on, the man looking even more mischievous as you shot him a playful glare.
When you were both dressed again, you got to your feet. “Let’s get out of here, what do you say?” Edward asked. “We can do whatever we want, can’t we Hellbringer?” he giggled. You smirked, leaning over to give him a quick peck as you summoned your fire again. “We can. My names (Y/N) by the way. Might as well start using that if were gonna be together” you purr, using the flames to blow up the nearest wall to the outside.
You both laugh as you jump out, Edward shooting you a look as you limp slightly. You just shoot him a small glare “This is your fault you know” you huff, as the two of you lock hands and run off towards the city in the midst of the chaos. Lights flashing and alarms blaring had never been so romantic as it was now.
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Weeks
Dano!riddler x reader
Word count: 1,9k
Summary: And then they lived happily ever after… or did they?
Warnings: non-con touching, hinting at SA, language, kidnapping situation, obsessive thoughts, crazy guy, mention of murder
A/n: this series is my best series. It’s been hard writing another part cause I don’t want to ruin it. I kinda feel like I have? Idk I might just be self conscious about it. Sorry for the long wait regardless! I might do another part? Idk. Thinking of a happy ending cause this is sad. THANK YOU to all the people that sent me inspiration for this part! Love you lots and hope you enjoy x
Part 1 Part 2
He hated himself for taking her. Taking her away from her life, her friends and family. Letting her rot in his bedroom. But deep down he knew it was the right decision. She was meant to be his. They were meant to be together. He knew that. The only thing left was for her to understand that as well. She was feisty at first. And he honestly enjoyed it. The small comments and the looks she gave him. It almost felt like flirting. But now she was just lonely and sad. Depressed even.
Whenever he would go into the room she would turn around and face the wall. Not even wanting to look at him. He felt like a disgusting piece of shit. She feared him like the plague. Like some sort of murderer. Well he was a murderer, but she didn’t know that. And he had killed her father! Great! She’s going to love those news! But at the end of the day, he was tired too. He was tired of her rejecting him. It had been two weeks! She should’ve learned to at least like him by now. He knew he didn’t have a lot of time left. His grand plan of purifying Gotham was soon coming to an end. And he knew that he would have to leave her at some point. Why wouldn’t she love him? Why didn’t she see that he only did this for her own good? He did it because he cared. Because he cared more than her excuse of a fiancé. After the city discovered her disappearance, Bruce had gone on television to talk about her. Sure it was a nice speech, but he knew he didn’t mean a single word. Hell, he probably didn’t even write it himself. He tried to get rid of him too. Bombing the Wayne tower would probably have worked better if Bruce Wayne actually was in it. Bruce would yet again look like a hero once they find her. And he would look like the sad little loser that failed to kill him, and failed at persuading his fiancé. He needed to do something. Anything.
“Dinner is served.”
He said walking into the bedroom with a tray of hot food, carefully placing it on the nightstand. She turned around, like she usually did. Not even sparing him a glance.
“Y/n. Did you hear me? I brought you food.”
She didn’t answer. He sighed deeply. Sick and tired of her denial. He reached out to her touching her shoulder calmly. She flinched away from him quickly. Rejecting his touch.
“If this is going to work you have to at least talk to me.”
He stated. He was careful with her. He had been ever since she came here. Why didn’t she appreciate that? Any other kidnapper would’ve treated her like shit and probably killed her once he was finished with her. But he didn’t. He wanted to give her all the time in the world. But again, he didn’t have that.
“Why would I talk to you? Why would I want this to work?”
She hissed back at him. Another sigh erupted from his lips, as he sat down beside her. Reaching out to touch her again. Now making contact with her waist. She tried to wiggle away again. But this time there was no space.
“Baby, I love you. Why can’t you see that? Why can’t you just understand?”
He spoke with so much emotion in his voice.
“You don’t love me Edward.”
She answered, turning around to look at him. Even though her words were harsh, he couldn’t help but smile once her eyes met his.
“You’re just a creep. A loser. Someone who’s never even gotten laid and decided to kidnap me as the sick little pervert you are!”
She said with so much anger. Her words hurt him more than anything.
“You’re upset, baby. You don’t know what you’re saying. You’re not-“
“I know perfectly well what I’m saying. I hate you! You’ve ruined my life! I’m not scared of you anymore.”
She interrupted. She was looking him dead in the eye. As serious as ever. He closed his eyes. He needed to compose himself. The last thing he wanted to do was hurt her. But it was so tempting now that she had practically ripped his heart out.
“You hate me? Say that again please.”
He said calmly. Almost too calmly. She was scared. Even though she told him she wasn’t.
“No.”
She answered. He opened his eyes again. She recognised those eyes. They were darker than usual. The same eyes she had seen the night he took her. He tilted his head to the side.
“Why, baby? I though you said you weren’t scared?”
She looked down, not wanting to meet his eyes. But he grabbed her jaw, forcing her to look at him.
“I never wanted you to be scared of me, y/n. Never. I just want you to give me a chance.”
She looked tired. Dark circles under her eyes. Some of it was the mascara that she cried off during her stay. But he could still see the prominent tiredness in her face. It matched his.
“How can you be so tactless when all I’ve done is for you? For us.”
She didn’t answer, and he took it as a sign. A sign that she finally was giving in. So he quickly leaned closer to her. Pulling her in for a kiss. He had never felt such happiness before. Kissing her was the peak of his life. The two seconds that it lasted he felt like everything was going to be alright. Before she started resisting. Pulling away from him. He didn’t let go of her jaw. Wanting, no, needing the kiss to last longer. But she wasn’t having it. And eventually got out of his grip.
“Don’t ever kiss me again.”
She said strictly, trying to make herself clear. Trying to take the lead. She knew submitting to him could be dangerous. She needed to keep her attitude. At all costs. He looked down at his lap for a second. She could practically see the wheels turning in his head. He was thinking. Thinking hard about this whole situation. His next move.
“Fine.”
He simply said. She looked questionably at him, as his head turned up from his lap. Meeting her eyes again.
“I won’t kiss you.”
His hands slid down her body. Moving from her waist to her hip. She kept eye contact with him. She knew this was one of his games. God knows what he would do if she looked away now. The silence was excruciating. The only sound filling the room was her rapid breaths of terror. His hand was slowly itching closer and closer to the hem of her dress. And it wasn’t until she could feel his cold fingers on her exposed thighs that she broke the eye contact. A sinister smile spread across his face. Knowing that she lost their little game. Her eyes were now plastered onto his hand. Analysing his every move. Once he was done tracing small lines across her thigh, he reached for the hem. Starting to pull it slightly upwards.
“Please.”
She begged. Still not looking back at him. He continued nonetheless. Slowly revealing more of her soft skin.
“Please, Edward. Don’t do this.”
Her voice was quiet, but laced with horror and weakness. Yet he kept on going. The dress was now above her ass. Showing the pretty lingerie she was wearing. His fingered traveled from the dress to the newly exposed flesh.
“Stop! Please, I’m begging you!”
He looked almost captivated by her body. Something that scared her even more.
“You’ll never love me, will you?”
He asked all of a sudden. Resting his travelling hand on her stomach. Their eyes met once again.
“You’ll never see me as anything but a monster right?”
She shook her head. Not wanting to say anything wrong.
“Yet, I’m the only person in your life that has ever cared for you.”
A tear ran down her cheek.
“I’m sorry, y/n. I really am.”
He said as he cupped her cheek, wiping the tear away with his thumb.
“It’s ok.”
She whispered. Still terrified, but trying her best to keep her composure.
“Will you ever love me? Tell me the truth, y/n. Please.”
He had a desperate look in his eyes. He needed to know the truth. He needed it to be sincere. The times she would yell at him and say that she never would fall for him didn’t count. She needed to let him down truly. Heartbreakingly.
“I’m sorry Ed. But no. I can’t. Not after all you’ve done.”
She was honest. Probably the most honest she had ever been. And for some reason it hurt her as well. Telling him those words. Seeing him bow his head in defeat. Even though those were the words he needed to hear, it still stung. It broke his heart yet again, even harder than before. He knew her other attempts were just outbreaks. Just angry words. They didn’t mean anything. But this was different. She wasn’t angry now. For once she wasn’t the angry one. The anger had now turned to him. Those words aggravated him in ways he couldn’t explain. Even though he knew that she was telling the truth, he still felt like he just needed to prove that he was right. Prove to her that they were meant to be. He needed to show her his love. One way or another. He looked up from his lap again. The evident darkness was back in his eyes. And at that point she realised she had said the wrong thing.
“Fine.”
The simple word made shivers run down her spine. And not the good kind.
“I’ll just have to show you my love then.”
After those words escaped his mouth, he threw himself over her. Her screams were almost deafening, as they filled the small bedroom. He was straddling her like he did that night in her apartment. This time, with a completely different motive.
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oh! here's a thought: how do u think the riddler's followers would react to hero!reader? like, are they intimated by her, feel threatened? does riddler ever warn them about her? like, what's the whole take on that because that's definitely something interesting that I'm intrigued by
-❔(I'm just gonna start using this emoji instead of constantly saying hero!reader and dano!riddler anon)
AGGHHH OKAY SO
i think his followers would definitely know OF her. like they'd definitely be aware of her and their ongoing rivalry, but im in two minds about how much he'd actually share about her and whatever the hell is going on between them.
i kinda hc him as having like,, a tier system. you know like patreon??? like if he's gonna do it he might as well make money! so he has the regular streams and stuff, and then he has the stuff you have to pay for. i think the regular viewers would probably know about her (from the news, and if he mentions her once or twice) but i don't think he'd say anything too personal about her.
but i do think he'd share quite a lot on paid live streams, because those who pay to see it are probably the most loyal/trustworthy right?? like the regular viewers and possibly even people he's made kinda sorta friends with.
i think he'd tell them his plans for her, how his previous plans worked out. i obviously don't think he'd share the full extent of their relationship, he's not gonna be caught in 4k admitting that he needs her and that they're basically in love but they can't seem to find any middle ground other than that, but i think he'd share a few funny stories, or something she said that made him laugh.
his followers would probably try and help him with plans to take her down but i know he'd just be like "no i can't shoot her in the face what the fuck jerrybigcock97 that's too fucking far man". like he would get soooo defensive if any of his followers implied that he should actually hurt her, or implied that they'd find her and hurt her themselves like that's an instant ban
and if any of them said a bad word about her i just know he'd jump right on the defensive. like if they called her weak he'd definitely be like "well she kicked me in the face last week and almost broke my nose so why don't you think before you fucking speak next time" and then he'd be like ah shit. i'm down bad.
also i just know he'd do streams specifically for her. like if she hasn't responded to any of his riddles or games he'd start streaming, and he'd call it the most out of pocket name ever or make some deranged threat just so she'll pay some attention to him.
she's a lurker though 👀 she definitely has notifications on for his streams and comes up with some anon name so she can lurk but he knows it's her 👀 he knows the way she types, the way her mind works when it comes to making up a name to use for the chat system in his streams so he's like 👀 gf watching 👀
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ok last hero!reader and dano!riddler thought for the night (because I send in quite a bit here and there and I need to slow down lol). so, at first glance, this kind of sounds a bit joker like and its funny too because I was looking at dc comics comic covers and came across a few that involved the joker and weddings, bare with me tho lol. which brings me to the exact thought I had mind!
basically, what if riddler had tricked y/n into him and her having a wedding? bizarre, I know lol but it's the way he does it that gets him the goal tricking the said hero for once! he starts off with something like "what do u call the one person life that will always be by your side? a partner!" and he slowly he hints the whole bride and groom thing with her until she finds the final riddle at a church and his big plan comes forward. boom! a wedding begins, u have riddler's followers just chilling there but also kinda dissapointed because it's like, riddler is their leader and now he has a lady by his side, a hero mind u. they'd be crybabies about but some also congratulate him lol. then u have him livestreaming it and being all giddy like "surprise gotham! your boy has found himself a lady and it's Gotham's very own hero!"
of course, everyone's shocked because "what?? a hero getting married to someone like the riddler??" but it is clear that she was tricked but it does become an official marriage soo she ends up getting married to her own enemy lol. but she's still in the corner like "really, Eddie?? you're livestreaming this. 🙄😒" he's all "yes dear, it's for when our future children have something entertaining to watch" then it ends with her going "pause! there will be no future little ones of us anytime soon" lol, it'd be so bizarre and whack.
HELLOOOOO FINALLY GETTING WROUND TO RESPONDING TO THIS IM SO SORRY BUT YEAH HI FHIS HAS HAD ME FOAMING AT FHE MOUTH FRFR LIKE HELLO???? imma have to put this under a cut bc it so damn long
i love how batman / joker this dynamic is like it's so fucking funny and i live for it so badly like???!!!?! help
eddie is definitely into the whole commitment thing like . definitely into commitment. and i feel like he almost certainly doesn't JUST do this to get a rise out of her or to have people like wtf???? like yeah i think that'd be part of the reason but man. i just know he's a possessive little shit and he'd want her all to himself. like they'd be MARRIED. husband and wife (although she's been tricked into it) and that'd get him OFF. like being able to call her his, and for him to be hers (legally, although it's deeper than that obviously and not to be corny, they're always gonna come back to each other in the end so like </3) like,,,that'd be such a turn on him for him 1000%. LIKE NOW THE WHOLE CITY KNOWS ABOUT THEM AND HE THINKS THATS COOL AS SHIT. NOW EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THERES NOTHING BETWEEN (Y/N) AND BATMAN,,, ITS ALWAYS (Y/N) AND RIDDLER.
and i can imagine her just going along with it because she's like omfg this is so fucking dumb but he's gone through all of this effort so like . i'll play along just to satisfy him but then he's like no,,,this was an actual marriage like. omfg. her reaction. i feel like she'd go OFF but then be like. sigh. i should have expected this. whatever.
and like the followers being there and him live-streaming the whole is so fucking funny because he WOULD. he'd want everyone to know that she belongs to him because a) causes a stir and b) he's possessive idk what else to tell you. and his followers,,,i think they'd just be used to her and know that although she kicks his ass and sends him to arkham every so often she's not like,,a real threat. she's probably never gonna kill him because they're low-key in love so i think they'd just be like eh alright. this is weird but whatever. plus if they said a bad word about her they'd be banned from the chat, the wedding and have their ip address leaked in 0.5 seconds so 💔💔
also like, about eddie in general, i feel like he would kinda crave domesticity. like he would want something in his life to feel normal and safe and like, although they're enemies i feel like that's something he can only really find in her. she knows him and kinda understands him and they belong to each other no matter what, even if they severely disagree on a lot of other things, he can't find what he has with her with anyone else. it's safe and secure because she's always gonna come back to him and he's always gonna come back to her in the end.
and about the whole future children thing she'd shut him down and be like no not anytime soon and he's like "so it might happen, just not yet👀👀" and she's like. sighs. also can you IMAGINE these two trying to live in a domestic setting like omfg she'd be calling arkham like "hello yes i have the riddler here this is the second day in a row that he hasn't done the dishes and he won't clean up his own damn mess and he keeps talking in riddles and and he's pissing me off please come pick him up" and he'd be like "wifey :(( no :(( don't be like that :(( come say hi to my followers" like i cant stop thinking about them actually trying to make it work it's so fucking funny.
and he'd definitely always be teasing her about it too, like he wouldn't ever stop. he'd be like "you'd do that to your husband?" "remember our wedding night" and she'd be like shut the fuck up i am going to punch you in the nose. and like. he'd call her wifey and baby and honey and sweetheart and she'd be like. hmph. shut up but she'd probably be melting
also i think i recall you asking how batman would react to their relationship and i think at first he'd be like w,,, why would you get yourself involved with someone like him, it's unsafe and you're putting yourself at risk. i feel like batsy would be super protective of her even though he knows she can handle her own shit, he still worries. but then he kinda realises that there's history there and that edward wouldn't ever actually hurt her. riddler said himself, he isn't rly physical so 1v1 she's always gonna come out on top. he'll fuck with her head and shit but there's no way he'd kill her or anything imo. so batsy would just be like sighs,,,,you slept with him again didn't you? or sighs,,, you spent the night playing board games with him again and then got into another fight and that's why you're being such a moody shit tonight right??? i think he'd have a field day with the marriage because like,,, wtf (Y/N) are you dumb you should have known it'd be a trap 💀💀💀 like imagine him being like "so....marriage troubles??" "how's the uh. marriage?" "how's the husband?" like he'd find it kinda funny low-key.
i'm so oBSESSED with this dynamic ugh i wanna just. scream shake cry throw up everytime i think about it like 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
#everyone be quiet liz is speaking#dano!riddler x reader#the riddler x reader#edward nashton x reader#dano!riddler x hero!reader
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EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS. like the way u explained the whole hero!reader and dano!riddler dynamic/relationship, I immediately went: exactly.
Edward, I feel like, would start off by quickly playing a game of cat and mouse with her, even after she's unmasked. like yes, he does get his heart-eyed moment when he actually sees her real face but he wants to tug on her strings a bit. and OH MY GOD, the tension they'd end up having too. whew! just thinking it about gets me all 😳 like they'd have EXTREME tension and not in just the angry sense....👀
also, I love the whole thought u had about her whole friendship with batman/Bruce. yea! edward would be all sorts of DISGUSTED, even reenacting his whole "NO NO NO" moment whenever she mentions batman himself. she'd going: u better be joking Eddie, stop being dramatic 🙄
yessss he'd absolutely play his silly little games with her like he'd send her on a hunt around gotham for clues and she'd know exactly what comes at the end of it but he finds it fun and he just loves the idea of all of her attention being on him??? like she's solving HIS riddles. she's solving HIS ciphers. definitely something he gets off on.
and i imagine she's so fucking done with his shit but she goes along with it because she doesn't wanna hurt his feelings. like she gets a riddle from him in a card and she's like fuck my life not this AGAIN but she does it anyway bc a) he'd have a meltdown b) he'd find another way to lure her in and c) she doesn't trust that he doesn't actually have someone tied up and ready to fucking murder if she doesn't get there on time.
and with the whole batman thing ,, whew you're so right every batman name drop would have him fucking shaking. and imagine if she went to batman for his help with w particularly hard cipher and then she tELLS EDDIE AND HE'S LIKE NO NO NONO WHAT THE FUCK NO WHY WOULD YOU— NO. NO. GO HOME WE'RE STARTING AGAIN WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS RIGHT DO NOT ASK BATMAN EVER AGAIN. and she's just like eddie,,,, come on. and he's like omg eddie 🥹 but also NO LEAVE YOU'RE A TRAITOR. but if she actually left he'd be sad about it and he'd probably mention it in the next livestream
and like ,, imagine valentine's day. he'd definitely send her a card. like an ACTUAL card that's not covered in scribbles from his brain or riddles or anything like that it's just signed from edward. but there's also another card and that one's a riddle and it leads to him and he's just sat there like hi. thought we could take the night off. sit down do u want red wine or white wine. and she's just like oh,,,,okay. i'll allow this :')
#everyone be quiet liz is speaking#the riddler x reader#edward nashton x reader#dano!riddler x hero!reader
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ok 2 thoughts today! (of course)
1. do u think edward/riddler gets off (lol bad wording but u know what I mean hopefully) whenever y/n might have to come in and beat him up? because, he doesnt really use any fighting methods to get at his enemies, he uses brains and his smarts soo seeing his own enemy, close enemy btw, beat him up because he's a criminal is something I feel like he secretly enjoys. let's be real, HE MUST be liking it.
2. whenever he gets arrested or y/n manages to have gcpd come in to arrest him, he always hit her back with his taunts and riddles. I know we talked about how him taunting her is always a given, it's a thing he does with her. but when it comes to having him arrested, he's always looking back like "ohh we'll have one of our many reunions soon" and she's over here like "🙄😐 try me, Eddie, I dare u."
also! that's another thing, nicknames! now I dont really know any good superhero name for y/n as that hasn't been really discussed but I just knowww Edward is hitting back those nicknames for her. he also VERY much enjoys the whole "eddie" thing y/n has for him despite still being enemies. I feel as tho that nickname would stick with the both of them because of the whole "past" thing they had with eachother.
yes, lots of thoughts. pls, take your time to read them. don't have to get to them right away if I cant.
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OK BUT LIKE,,,YES. he has to enjoy it. there's no way he doesn't enjoy it. like he knows she's always gonna come after him, and that she may or may not kick ten bells of shit out of him, yet he keeps getting back on his bullshit so there's absolutely no way that he doesn't get a kick out of it. he probably gets a fucking hard on everytime they argue or she threatens him like 💀💀💀 and abt the reunion thing like yeah,,, she'd be like "fucking try it" but she knows they're gonna meet again and she's probably looking forward to it like. ok. imagine them missing each other while he's in arkham like she's kinda bored without him, he misses fucking with her and they're both low-key pining. like i just know he breaks out just to see her sometimes bc he misses her. like she hears that he's missing from his cell and she's like. oh fuck here we go again and he lures her in and then he's just like. hi. i missed u. and she's like oh for fucks sake really???! but they end up spending time together bc <33
and yes he'd literally love it when she calls him eddie like he'd lose his fucking mind. like i bet he doesn't like anyone else calling him eddie, it's always edward or the riddler but with her,,, it's eddie. and he KNOWS he's in deep shit when she breaks out edward or edward nashton. like as soon as she calls him by his full name he's like oh FUCK. im done. im done. also like. we haven't discussed names but it'd be so funny if she had a rly generic superhero name and he's like "really??? out of all the names??? i know you're more creative than that" and she's like "yo what the fuck you literally called yourself the riddler and you spend all day whining on live streams and coming up with riddles sit DOWN". but he'd have so many nicknames. literally anything that reminds him of her would he a nickname even if it's so fucking random. but he'd also call her sweetheart and love and darling too :')
#everyone be quiet liz is speaking#edward nashton x reader#the riddler x reader#dano!riddler x reader#dano!riddler x hero!reader
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ok but going back to the thought of the whole "how would riddler's followers feel about hero!reader??", it made me think: how scandalous would it be within gotham if all citizens found out about how y/n had thing with riddler, or was involved with him in some way. cause, apart from batman, she too is an important hero to the city but it seemed like it would at least be implied that her and riddler/edward did have a thing going for a bit and then boom! they're both eachothers enemy now. one half is like "oh despite said rumors she's still a hero to the city" and the other half is all 🙄😒 about her now because of her involvement with riddler.
+ whenever she'd come in to visit edward here and there, he'd be teasing her about it and pulling strings because it's riddler! it's him, he likes to toy with her a bit. still loves her tho lol
my mind just turned to absolute filth instantly i am so sorry i'm so violently horny for this man so i apologise in advance for anything that happens here
honestly it would be major SCANDAL. like i think at first it would just be a thing between her, edward and his followers like it'd be an inside joke or something where they know she's watching his streams and they're all just like eh,, whatever. but if it LEAKED that she does this and that she talks in the chat whenever she's mentioned or just in general there'd be so much gossip and talk. and so many people wanting to dig into her past and his past to learn the truth about them and why she can't kill him and why he can't stay away from her. and like, i think it'd be hard for people to understand that they get on really well despite the obvious moral differences between them, but you're right i think some would be on her side and some would be like . what the fuck no. also eddie is all about uncovering secrets and lies but i just know he'd go after anyone who tries to dig up any actual dirt on his girl who's also not his girl but she is but they're kind of enemies but not really because they're maybe kind of in love (doxxing king so true)
NOW you're so right about the teasing. it'd be low-key such an ego boost to him that everyone in gotham knows that he has history with her and that there's still something going on because neither of them can stay away. also like . dirty talk ammunition my god he would never stop
"imagine if the people knew just how much their hero likes getting fucked like a whore by villain scum like me."
"they think you're fucking batman, but it's so much worse, huh?"
like i just know he has a dirty mouth 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
#everyone be quiet liz is speaking#the riddler x reader#edward nashton x reader#dano!riddler x hero!reader
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as soon as u had asked to send in some battinson and dano!riddler requests, I KNEW I had to bring this idea forward to u. it's been on my mind for a while and I needed to share, I think u could do it justice!
ok ok, so we know that batman's greatest enemy/foe is that of joker correct?? what if Y/N and riddler have a similar dynamic going! Y/N also happen to be a pretty well-known hero alongside batman, even if he's still a bit more popular than her. she has her fans and she provides great justice for gotham. the only person getting in her way however is that of the riddler. yet, while some might say she should just go ahead and kill him, she knows she has the same rule that batman has with joker. she needs riddler, even if she hates to admit it. theres a strange bond there and it never ends.
sooo....whaddya think?! like I said, this type of dynamic of keeping your greatest enemy alive because u know u need them is really interesting and I can say the same for this duo too.
ughhhskdnfb hi hello losing my shit over this sorry it's taken me so long to respond i started writing a response on the train but then someone sat next to me so i was like oop- i'll finish later but here we are
i am so obsessed with the joker/batman dynamic of they need each other and they can't exist without one another like omfg 😵💫😵💫😵💫 rly hope we see that dynamic in the next battinson <3
aNYWAY i adore this idea for riddler and reader like. it's so perfect????????!!2£:
like, i know he'd be obsessed with unmasking her and the truth about her and if he can't find any dirt on her, nothing that makes her corrupt or evil in any way he'd be PISSED. and if he ever gets to unmask her i feel like he'd just have like . a heart eyes moment and then he'd be like oh shit we're literally enemies. and she'd be so obsessed with just . trying to help him. she'd want to change him because she knows he can do so much more with the mind and the skills he has and like ;(( he's never gonna change and she knows that but she still tries anyway and she keeps him alive bc of it
and like. the hate-fucking. that's not really hate fucking because they're borderline in love but they can't be together because they're literally enemies and their ideals are so far apart that it'll never work but man. MAN. it'd be so intense.
also edward is a fucking nerd and i just know he'd be a lovestruck fool so he'd be luring her to him all of the time, making out that he has some politician tied up and he's gonna kill them if she doesn't come and then when she arrives he's just sat there like . hi. missed u. where've you been. u didn't respond to any of my livestreams last week and u ignored every post i made.
and he'd be so jealous of batman if they have a friendship????? 💀 like i just know everytime she mentions batman he'd throw up in his fucking mouth. "heard you were out with BATMAN last week, hope he fucked you good" and she'd be like "eddie no??? come on that never-" and then she'd have a moment where she's like . ur literally my enemy why am i explaining myself to you and why are you jEALOUS????? and he'd be like omg im eddie <33 :((
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so I know how we talked a bit about how, if reader were to unmask herself in front of edward/riddler, he'd get all giddy a bit and be like "ohhh she's beautiful....welp! she's enemy tho" haha. but I did give a similar thought, kind of. when there's that whole interrogation scene with him and batman, what if batman was replaced by reader and she even unmasked there? like she comes in, starts interrogating him yet he's being annoying with her 🙄 and goes for the whole "take the mask off first, let me see your face once more" CAUSE HE LIKES IT. while she doesnt want it too, Y/N gives in. soon after, he's all over the place: ranting, talking, giving Y/N all the info she needs and yet it was all because he got to see her face.
like IDK but the thought is interesting, would very much have tension too!
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HEY sorry i've only just got around to this one but omfggggg i can totally see this happening
like imagine he gets arrested, taken to arkham and she goes with batman to help with the interrogation because a) enemies and b) she's clearly a weak spot for him and there's obviously something going on there so she could be useful. but like IMAGINE the drama of her walking into the room by batman's side like holy fuck ,,, he'd get so jealous. like yes he did everything for batman but get the fuck away from his girl who's not really his girl but she's also his girl so step the fuck away. he'd be so mad. he'd have a no no no nO NO NO NO NO moment. and like the interrogation would start and he'd say NOTHING. like i just know he'd sit there with a sour look on his face and he'd be glaring daggers at her and batman. he'd also maybe make some snide comments about them and she'd be like sighs. can you leave us alone please batman
bruce probably wouldn't want to leave her alone with him but like ,,, they're not getting anything out of him together and she's the only hope really so he leaves. and omg i just know he'd go off. he'd be yelling about her fucking batman and she'd be like ,,, dude come on. like the thought would drive him insaneeee.
"has he seen your face?"
"no, only you."
"take off your mask"
"no, edward. i'm not—"
"take it off. you're seeing me, i want to see you"
as soon as she takes it off she pretty much has 100% of the power i just know he'd crumble immediately. like you said he'd start ranting and telling her everything bc she's pretty and he gets off on knowing that batman hasn't seen her face with his own eyes but he has
anyway obsessed w this dynamic <3
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AHHHH! I LOVED EVERY PART OF THE WEDDING RESPONSE. also, from now on, everytime Edward would have a confrontation with her or something with his schemes, he doesnt refer to her/reader as his enemy anymore, he calls her his wife now because technically it's official. maybe hero!reader of course would get a little annoyed be all "for fs the way I agreed to marry this man 😑" but also lowkey kinda likes it cause now she's closer with him than ever! still annoyed but has a soft spot for it. + it's Eddie, she's always had something with him.
and going back to how batman/joker this dynamic is, that's EXACTLY it. they are the blueprint! and I know I always sometimes mention how it's the inspiration behind this dynamic as a whole but that's what makes it fun. + I know I sent in something similar but I'll say it once more: I specifically see the lego batman movie being inspiration behind this duo. like yea, u have comic versions of them as inspo for sure but when it comes to like cheesy things or wack stuff, the lego batman movie versions of joker and batman definitely take the cake lol!
also, yes! love the fact that batman would lowkey find it funny. he's over here like "my god, y/n u really married a man who has brains but also streams like a gamer 24/7?? AND does riddles??? that's a bit wack." and even tease her about it whenever the two have mission together. in fact, he may just go so far as to be subtle and say "so....when do I take the uncle title" haha. she'd be pissed a bit lol.
YESSKDKS FHE FUCKING LEGO BATMAN MOVIE SO TRUE I FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE ITS SO THEMMMM 😭😭😭😭😭
like them being married but her still being a hero and still having to fucking confront him when he's back on his bullshit is so fucking funny 💀 like she knows that he won't change and she can't change him because if she could then he would have changed by now but my god,,,, she's rly having to fight against her own husband bc she can't just allow him to do his thing
and yeah fr batsy would fr find it kinda funny and be like of all people,,,,why him. but also he kinda gets it. but also he'd be like how are you not embarrassed about the fact that he sits on stream and has meltdowns everyday about random shit like . what the fuck. think he'd be kinda rooting for them though. and he'd find it funny if he got put back in arkham he'd be like "heard ur husband's back in the slammer 👀👀👀" and she'd be like sighs. yeah. 😬
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LMAOOO but like, can u imagine some of the comments whenever the riddler suspiciously starts defending y/n more and more in his streams?? like, you'll have comments saying "is he going soft on us" or like "is he...is he...simping???" there'd for sure be followers that just find his praise towards her a bit too suspicious at times.
also, going back to how u said that reader is for sure a lurker on his streams, i think she'd definitely have a soft spot when it came to edward praising her....LIVE! on his streams. just like "oh! a villain actually praising me....OKAYY!" she'd like it for sure.
YES AND HE'D GET SO MAD ABOUT IT TOO!!! like he'd definitely threaten to ban them or something, and he'd go on half an hour long rants about how he's NOT a simp but he just thinks people need to stop underestimating her. and he just keeps digging himself in deeper and the more he digs the more he gets called a simp and then he just ends the fucking stream in a gamer rage 💀💀💀💀 (also he definitely live streams video games like a fucking commentary channel bye)
and yes 1000% she'd love it because a) makes her go all soft and mushy and b) its ammunition for the next time they meet. she'd definitely tease him about it all of the time like "you don't mean that. in fact, yesterday on your stream—" and he's like sHUT THE FUCK UP
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