#riddler hcs

[hunterwritesstuff]

riddler hcs with a reader that teases him a lot? not in a mean way, just jokin around

Of course! Sorry for the dead silence btw!!

🔎 He knows it's all in good fun! Doesn't mean he ain't gonna be petty about it!

🔎 If you tease him, he's repeating it in his best mocking voice he can manage.

🔎 He means it in fun too, of course!

🔎 Be careful if you tease him while he's holding a book or something, btw

🔎 He may love you, but if it's been a long day, he just sorta. y'know.

🔎 Does this to you with the book.

🔎 He may be kind towards you, but he has his limits /j

🔎 He knows it's all in fun and indulges you most of the time lmao

Hope you enjoy!

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Sometimes, Bruce is just not in the mood for the whole theatrical performance. He’s not in the mood to follow the Riddler’s trail of hints, untangle the Penguin’s latest convoluted schemes, or deal with the Joker's chaos. Some nights, Bruce doesn’t want to play detective, strategist, or moral pillar. He just wants to punch harder and follow his instincts (because deep down, he always knows who's up to something without having to enquire)

For those nights, he has a special suit. It’s stripped of the drama; no cape, no gadgets, and not even the Bat symbol. It’s plain, durable, and brutally efficient. Because on those nights, he’s not Batman, he’s just a very skilled, very mad, very impatient guy. It’s Bruce’s equivalent of rolling up his sleeves and saying, “Enough.” When he shows up in it, absolutely everyone knows it’s time to shut up and brace for impact.

[dysmorgahtzed]

closer - bleed the dream

[finniestoncrane]

i've been thinking A LOT about the weird things that the riddlers would collect, because i know they all have at least three heaping collections, so here's my thoughts

arkham: vintage pornography of plus sized women

telltale: typeface stamps and letterpress drawers

gotham: buttons in one very specific shade of green

zero year: tijuana bibles preferably limited printings

dano: bottle caps from everything EXCEPT alcohol

unburied: cardboard bookmarks but only free ones

btaa: useless and tacky souvenir pencils

btas: museum pencil sharpeners

twojar: bootleg baseball cards NOT legitimate ones

young justice: vintage mcdonalds merchandise and happy meals toys

[blakeswritingimagines]

Who fell first and who fell harder

Joker: You fell first and harder

Harley Quinn: She fell first and harder

Catwoman: She fell first and harder

Riddler: He fell first but you fell harder

Penguin: He fell first and harder

Scarecrow: You fell first but he fell harder

Deathstroke: You fell first and harder

Bane: He fell first but you fell harder

Mr Freeze: He fell first and harder

Two-Face: He fell first but you fell harder

Poison Ivy: You fell first but she fell harder

Killer Croc: You fell first and harder

[chronicwhorebatman]

appearance wise my opinions on the rogues are this:

- poison ivy should have green skin or so help me god

- joker’s skin should be white, no makeup, just white, same with his hair. he should be wearing bright red lipstick but it should be applied WELL this man should look CUNTY

- riddler needs to look as diseased and pathetic as possible

- scarecrow should look generally pointy. not necessarily thin i just think his whole face shape should be V

- i’m a short hair catwoman believer

- i’m not overly bothered by the other ones (unless i see a terrible take in which case suddenly i’ll have opinions)

[dr-pamela-isley]

Psa for all of the other “rouges,” any of Batman’s far too many kids, other random vigilantes hiding around here, or any other gothamites:

Stop asking me to grow you weed. The answer is no, especially to the children.

[partyboyx3]

you sghoyld draw medic and thew riddler like looking at eachothwer and then they kiss.,../

I hate how seriously I treated this... Inspiration struck, don't blame me

Okay I guess I didn't take it that seriously.

Feel free to send me art requests (can't promise they'll all be as high quality as this)

[malfiora]

Gotham hc: nobody takes the Saw franchise seriously because their villains have come up with way worse traps and their vigilantes can solve them for breakfast.

Point of fact, each time a Saw film drops, Riddler rigs up an escape room that's twice as hard and challenges James Wan to beat it. He declines every year.

[jonkleringjerster]

beautiful princess disorder gay couple that i hate

[vivamight]

RAHHHH SLOPPY MAKE OUT SESSION WITH THE RIDDLER

[d3athmaskd1v1n3]

could I ask for some hcs about a yandere arkham origins riddler with a gn reader that is affectionate with him and also accepting about his yandere qualities?

also I like your writing and understand if you have to do a little research for this version of him 🙂‍↕️

Arkham Origins Riddler x affectionate reader headcanons.

(No need to apologize, anon! I am very glad you like my stuff!) (TW: general yandere bullshit.)

God only knows why you'd date the man who has gather so much dirt on you. He could use all that blackmail at any moment to ruin your reputation. Being one of the many socialites in Gotham, protecting your reputation is of the upmost importance.

But... you admit life is boring. Despite all the parties, all the expensive clothes and vacations and the finest luxuries money can buy... you feel dead inside.

Edward Nashton, also known by his alias "Enigma", added spice to your life.

He was surprised you fancied him, given the fact he stalked you. Clearly you had a few screws loose, but he didn't mind. You grew on him.

You'd send him gifts and love letters, even meeting up with him in secret so you can have little dates together.

He had to admit, you were sweet. Any and all previous thoughts of blackmailing you disappeared.

Instead, he'd go after people who threatened you. People who got too close to you started going missing, and people who talked shit about you usually had their worst secrets revealed to the public, ruining their life.

You thought it was cute Edward would go so far just to protect you. He truly cares! Those people would have surely ended up hurting you in the end!

So, you'd become even more loving and affectionate towards him.

You two truly are an interesting couple. A strange love, but I doubt you mind, now do you?

[blakeswritingimagines]

Your relationship trope

Joker: 

Enemies/Lovers on sight.

God X Follower

Gremlin X Sunshine.

Rowdy delinquent X Sweet dork.

Harley Quinn: 

Chaotic badass X Sweet badass.

Quiet listener X Lord always talking.

Aggressively supportive.

Ultimate mom friend X Feral gremlin.

Catwoman: 

Each other's impulse control.

Loves talking X Loves listening

Crazy moron X Intelligent moronsexual.

Parents without kids.

Riddler: 

Tall angry bastard X Short actual sunshine.

Partner in crimes that are polar opposites.

Dumbass X That's my dumbass.

Dense X Dense.

Penguin: 

Angry and protective X Soft and concerned.

Asshole X Tired of it

Please stop X Too much energy.

Chaotic with a soft spot X Normal but Chaos enabler.

Scarecrow: 

Sweet baby X Litteral demon.

Overthinker X Touchy drama queen.

Grumpy X Sunshine.

They probably hate me X In love just terrible at showing it.

Deathstroke: 

Stoic and serious X Chill.

Feral dumbass X Voice of reason.

Ray of sunshine X Touch them and die.

Evil X Reason they haven't destroyed the world yet.

Bane: 

Low maintenance X High energy.

Big evil bastard X Smitten idiot.

Tall X Small.

Pessimist X Optimist.

Mr. Freeze: 

Morticia and Gomez.

Pure-heated bean X Cynical goblin.

Super hyper and loud X Loves them anyway.

Has a crush X Doesn't notice.

Two-Face: 

Edgy baby X Soft bastard.

Idiot X Loves their Idiots.

Flirty X Flustered.

Quiet X Bubbly.

Poison Ivy: 

Mutual pining idiots.

Confident flirt X Expert at not taking the hint.

Sun X Moon.

Cinnabun X Hot-head.

Killer Croc: 

Monster X Monster fucker

Cinnamon roll X Guard dog.

Hand warm X Hand cold.

Cluess as fuck X Bad at expressing emotions.

[muchimm]

Something I did at 5 am some days ago- unnmm.. enjoy ;)

(I was really tired at the moment so pls dont judge)

[couldtransitionsaveher]

THE RIDDLER/EDWARD NYGMA from THE BATMAN (2004-2008)

JUSTIFICATION:

"Disgraced CompSci/engineering major with an androgynous look who placed a lot of trust in another woman in her field that would aggressively betray her as part of her villain origin, starts wearing lipstick during criminal career. Gimmick around "questioning" and things not being as they seem, so dropping hints that she might not be a man seems par for the course" - @mallowmaenad

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[cinnamon-does-wacky-shit]

dork squad hc:

Occasionally jervis will force Ed and Jon to have a sleepover with him. Ed is a really high maintenance sleeper and Jon will fall asleep on the hardwood floor. Jervis will insist on giving them stuffed animals to help them sleep because he needs one too

Jervis has shelves with one special stuffed animal for each of the people he considers to be his friends. He gives them to them when they come over, and cuddles with them when he misses them.