#riddler hcs

[hunterwritesstuff]

riddler hcs with a reader that teases him a lot? not in a mean way, just jokin around

Of course! Sorry for the dead silence btw!!

🔎 He knows it's all in good fun! Doesn't mean he ain't gonna be petty about it!

🔎 If you tease him, he's repeating it in his best mocking voice he can manage.

🔎 He means it in fun too, of course!

🔎 Be careful if you tease him while he's holding a book or something, btw

🔎 He may love you, but if it's been a long day, he just sorta. y'know.

🔎 Does this to you with the book.

🔎 He may be kind towards you, but he has his limits /j

🔎 He knows it's all in fun and indulges you most of the time lmao

Hope you enjoy!

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Sometimes, Bruce is just not in the mood for the whole theatrical performance. He’s not in the mood to follow the Riddler’s trail of hints, untangle the Penguin’s latest convoluted schemes, or deal with the Joker's chaos. Some nights, Bruce doesn’t want to play detective, strategist, or moral pillar. He just wants to punch harder and follow his instincts (because deep down, he always knows who's up to something without having to enquire)

For those nights, he has a special suit. It’s stripped of the drama; no cape, no gadgets, and not even the Bat symbol. It’s plain, durable, and brutally efficient. Because on those nights, he’s not Batman, he’s just a very skilled, very mad, very impatient guy. It’s Bruce’s equivalent of rolling up his sleeves and saying, “Enough.” When he shows up in it, absolutely everyone knows it’s time to shut up and brace for impact.

[dysmorgahtzed]

closer - bleed the dream

[finniestoncrane]

i've been thinking A LOT about the weird things that the riddlers would collect, because i know they all have at least three heaping collections, so here's my thoughts

arkham: vintage pornography of plus sized women

telltale: typeface stamps and letterpress drawers

gotham: buttons in one very specific shade of green

zero year: tijuana bibles preferably limited printings

dano: bottle caps from everything EXCEPT alcohol

unburied: cardboard bookmarks but only free ones

btaa: useless and tacky souvenir pencils

btas: museum pencil sharpeners

twojar: bootleg baseball cards NOT legitimate ones

young justice: vintage mcdonalds merchandise and happy meals toys

[picas-art]

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[blakeswritingimagines]

Who fell first and who fell harder

Joker: You fell first and harder

Harley Quinn: She fell first and harder

Catwoman: She fell first and harder

Riddler: He fell first but you fell harder

Penguin: He fell first and harder

Scarecrow: You fell first but he fell harder

Deathstroke: You fell first and harder

Bane: He fell first but you fell harder

Mr Freeze: He fell first and harder

Two-Face: He fell first but you fell harder

Poison Ivy: You fell first but she fell harder

Killer Croc: You fell first and harder

[the-fyre-flie]

Okay, so every time I open this app, I have hundreds of notifications. Not even kidding, I go and watch a YouTube video for 20 minutes, and when I come back, I have over 150 likes and reblogs, and oh wow, it's a lot for me. I've been popular in other fandoms before but this is new to me and ahh thank you.

Anyways, Teen Bruce Wayne as a Tumblr user au

His blog is a cringe, and as emo as you think a 14 year olds blog would be. He posts moodboards with vampire and cobweb aesthetics and tries so hard to uphold this cool, edgy persona. He gets into frequent arguments over Sherlock Holmes, both the original books and the BBC series, because of course, the nerd kid is into that stuff. His closest Tumblr buddy is the blog run by Edward Nygma, but neither of them realize who the other one is. They once had a falling out arguing over if Sherlock really could solve a particular mystery and if he has too much plot armor.

Bruce, grumbling and furiously typing: johnlockfan123 is the worst! He doesn't understand how intelligence does not mean competence!

Alfred, who's been watching Bruce and Ed argue all day over Sherlocks real ability to solve mysteries: I see... you are both very passionate.

Ed, from his own home, also typing madly: sherlockirl is so cocky! He acts like he's so much smarter than the world's greatest detective!

Alfred also had a Tumblr blog, but his looks like a bot, and he only uses it to check on Bruce.

[d3athmask-d1v1ne]

could I ask for some hcs about a yandere arkham origins riddler with a gn reader that is affectionate with him and also accepting about his yandere qualities?

also I like your writing and understand if you have to do a little research for this version of him 🙂‍↕️

Arkham Origins Riddler x affectionate reader headcanons.

(No need to apologize, anon! I am very glad you like my stuff!) (TW: general yandere bullshit.)

God only knows why you'd date the man who has gather so much dirt on you. He could use all that blackmail at any moment to ruin your reputation. Being one of the many socialites in Gotham, protecting your reputation is of the upmost importance.

But... you admit life is boring. Despite all the parties, all the expensive clothes and vacations and the finest luxuries money can buy... you feel dead inside.

Edward Nashton, also known by his alias "Enigma", added spice to your life.

He was surprised you fancied him, given the fact he stalked you. Clearly you had a few screws loose, but he didn't mind. You grew on him.

You'd send him gifts and love letters, even meeting up with him in secret so you can have little dates together.

He had to admit, you were sweet. Any and all previous thoughts of blackmailing you disappeared.

Instead, he'd go after people who threatened you. People who got too close to you started going missing, and people who talked shit about you usually had their worst secrets revealed to the public, ruining their life.

You thought it was cute Edward would go so far just to protect you. He truly cares! Those people would have surely ended up hurting you in the end!

So, you'd become even more loving and affectionate towards him.

You two truly are an interesting couple. A strange love, but I doubt you mind, now do you?

[perplexedjokist]

a majority of the of the rogues can bake or cook, for many reasons.

harvey briefly was in therapy and baking was a coping mechanism that he didn't have to think about, when he was a child his mother taught him how to "autopilot on recipes" and because of that he can process lists faster than literature.

oswald had cooking classes, alongside music, painting and all, it was all for status of course, he is a cobblepot.

edward however never learned to cook or bake from someone, he taught himself out of spite when he while he was neglected as a child, and he's decently good at it.

that being said, scarecrow, harley and joker aren't allowed in the kitchen.

harley because her measuring by sight is horrid, she burned cookies once and they also turned out to be basically oil and flour. joker is obvious.

scarecrow however survived on instant rice and random things around the kitchen that were probably spoiled as a child, he is now well fed however, not by his own choice.

[chronicwhorebatman]

appearance wise my opinions on the rogues are this:

- poison ivy should have green skin or so help me god

- joker’s skin should be white, no makeup, just white, same with his hair. he should be wearing bright red lipstick but it should be applied WELL this man should look CUNTY

- riddler needs to look as diseased and pathetic as possible

- scarecrow should look generally pointy. not necessarily thin i just think his whole face shape should be V

- i’m a short hair catwoman believer

- i’m not overly bothered by the other ones (unless i see a terrible take in which case suddenly i’ll have opinions)

[dr-pamela-isley]

Psa for all of the other “rouges,” any of Batman’s far too many kids, other random vigilantes hiding around here, or any other gothamites:

Stop asking me to grow you weed. The answer is no, especially to the children.

[malfiora]

Gotham hc: nobody takes the Saw franchise seriously because their villains have come up with way worse traps and their vigilantes can solve them for breakfast.

Point of fact, each time a Saw film drops, Riddler rigs up an escape room that's twice as hard and challenges James Wan to beat it. He declines every year.

[finniestoncrane]

📱 with any of the riddlers would actually be amazing! I'm foaming at the mouth with just the simple thought!

📱 phone sex headcanon

ooooooh ok i'm picking some beans i think would be particularly interested in this!!

gotham eddie would be so down for phone sex!! it's like an oddly retro activity to him, and he'd have his space completely prepped for the session!! candles on, atmospheric lighting, a glass of water (in case his throat gets dry), tissues, scented lotions, a printed out wad of paper with phrases on in case he gets nervous/stumped lmao

btas riddler is obsessed with taking your nastier calls at his desk at work, trying to conceal his blushing, the growing bulge, the way his words sound formal and not too suspicious, but the way he's saying them with shaking breath just might tip someone off... the risk of it all!!

unburied eddie exclusively uses his weekly phone call allowance in arkham to have phone sex, and given his nasty little exhibitionist streak and his desire to show off, he definitely makes a point of ensuring that everyone else can hear exactly what kind of filth he's reciting to you

send me a nsfw headcanon prompt

[blakeswritingimagines]

Your relationship trope

Joker: 

Enemies/Lovers on sight.

God X Follower

Gremlin X Sunshine.

Rowdy delinquent X Sweet dork.

Harley Quinn: 

Chaotic badass X Sweet badass.

Quiet listener X Lord always talking.

Aggressively supportive.

Ultimate mom friend X Feral gremlin.

Catwoman: 

Each other's impulse control.

Loves talking X Loves listening

Crazy moron X Intelligent moronsexual.

Parents without kids.

Riddler: 

Tall angry bastard X Short actual sunshine.

Partner in crimes that are polar opposites.

Dumbass X That's my dumbass.

Dense X Dense.

Penguin: 

Angry and protective X Soft and concerned.

Asshole X Tired of it

Please stop X Too much energy.

Chaotic with a soft spot X Normal but Chaos enabler.

Scarecrow: 

Sweet baby X Litteral demon.

Overthinker X Touchy drama queen.

Grumpy X Sunshine.

They probably hate me X In love just terrible at showing it.

Deathstroke: 

Stoic and serious X Chill.

Feral dumbass X Voice of reason.

Ray of sunshine X Touch them and die.

Evil X Reason they haven't destroyed the world yet.

Bane: 

Low maintenance X High energy.

Big evil bastard X Smitten idiot.

Tall X Small.

Pessimist X Optimist.

Mr. Freeze: 

Morticia and Gomez.

Pure-heated bean X Cynical goblin.

Super hyper and loud X Loves them anyway.

Has a crush X Doesn't notice.

Two-Face: 

Edgy baby X Soft bastard.

Idiot X Loves their Idiots.

Flirty X Flustered.

Quiet X Bubbly.

Poison Ivy: 

Mutual pining idiots.

Confident flirt X Expert at not taking the hint.

Sun X Moon.

Cinnabun X Hot-head.

Killer Croc: 

Monster X Monster fucker

Cinnamon roll X Guard dog.

Hand warm X Hand cold.

Cluess as fuck X Bad at expressing emotions.

[jonkleringjerster]

beautiful princess disorder gay couple that i hate

[couldtransitionsaveher]

TONY ZARET RIDDLER

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"the riddler" - Anonymous

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