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ERIIIK ‼️‼️‼️ DROP ANOTHER LORE-HEAVY AUDIO , AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
#i know its hbs#i am just missing the lore audios#(even though redacted 101 was very much satiating my hunger for worldbuilding)#need to take notes about the little guys from the asmr yt channel#(they are in imminent danger)#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted fandom
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fizz is SUCH a flirt omg
#fizzarolli#blitzo#blitz#blitzfizz#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#hb spoilers#dont try to tell me its not flirting I KNOW IT IS. HE'S SOOOO FLIRTING
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This is genuinely one of the funniest bits they’ve done and no one is talking about it
#I DONT CARE HOW GREAT THEY ARE#LMAOOOOOO#HE KNOWS THE WORD GOAT BUT NOT REAL GOATS#ITS SO FUNNY#I DIDNT EVEN CATCH IT THE FIRST TIME#helluva boss#stolitz#blitzo#moxxie and millie#hb#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss blitzo#blitz#hellaverse#helluva boss blitz#hazbin hotel
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the last SEVERAL sarcastic chorus videos im just gripping my hair with increasing intensity yelling MAN I TRUSTED YOU
#sir. sir. why are you talking like you think the show is delaying or ignoring stolas' arc. SIR-#HE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS ARC tHE MIDDLEEEEE NOTHING IS BEING IGNORED OR PUSHED ASIDE WE JUST HAVENT *GOTTEN* TO IT YET AAAAAGH#'i don't look down on you when have i ever' isn't poor narrative framing its a CHARACTER FLAW you are SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE IS WRONG#just because it hasnt been addressed clearly *in this episode* doesn't mean it's being framed as valid or correct it just means it isnt#the FOCUS of this episode. this is BLITZ's episode this is BLITZ's relationship behavior patterns being put under examination#we do not have TIME to address stolas' remaining unconscious biases in this 21 minute episode and even if we did hb isn't a show with#that kind of pacing. we do shit an episode at a time here sir#have you already forgotten how annoying it was when they tried to do two things at once (cherubs/dhorks team up AND#stolitz crystal breakup) one episode ago???#guys i cant keep doing this why is everyone so bad at comprehending apology tour for some reason HELP#mine#helluva boss#helluva boss apology tour#e: apology tour#sarcastic chorus
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Hey remember when I said that this was the most frustrating thing about being a Helluva Boss enjoyer?
Yeah I was wrong.
The most frustrating thing about being a Helluva Boss enjoyer is explicitly stating multiple times that I like show and then get called an anti and homophobic and media illiterate when I complain about the direction it has taken.
I LIKE the comedy
I LIKE the animation and artstyle
I LIKE the more serious plotlines like the government agents plot and the Cherubs plot
I LIKE the themes of friendship and found family
I even like most of the songs!
And ofc the voice cast slays every time
But just because your show has angst and tears and drama and sad music doesn't automatically make it "good".
Just because your characters are queer doesn't automatically make them good or well written characters
This fandom is so frustrating to deal with when you want to express your more nuanced takes of it
This is probably gonna be the last post I make about this subject and about Helluva Boss in general, this shit is too stupid to deal with
#still cant get over how i got called an anti and homophobic and media illiterate for saying:#'damn i wish the comedy show written by comedians had more comedy in it'#you can absolutely 100% write a comedy show with a more serious plot thread running through the whole thing#some of the most memorable and popular animated shows are just that#you got Gravity Falls The Owl House the Tales of Arcadia trilogy She-Ra ATLA etc....#fuck it even the first few seasons of Voltron for crying out loud#but the problem im having with HB is that its not a comedy with a serious plot thread anymore#its all drama all tears all angst with the occasional joke thrown in here and there#most of the shows I mentioned start off with episodic comedic adventures with hints towards the more serious stuff here and there#but the Stolitz drama started in the FIRST EPISODE#(in my opinion) the best eps of s1 are the ones that have little to nothing to do with Stolitz when we're given time to get to know the team#because we got to have FUN first we got to see the team dynamic in action#if the “serious plot thread” in HB was Blitz's relationships why didnt he apologize to Moxie and Millie in Apology Tour? or Loona?#or his FUCKING SISTER??????#the government agents and the Cherubs plotline makes x100 more sense as a serious plot thread for the premise of the series anyway#i could go on and on about this but I wont cause Im tired of thinking about this#this is stupid#im gonna ENJOY HB when I can#but that doesn't mean that there arent SERIOUS narrative issues with the series#and if you enjoy Stolitz good for you#peace and love#but its not something I can overlook#helluva boss#helluva boss critical#helluva boss criticism#helluva boss critique
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'I want you to continue to be who you are.' what if i fucking died what then
#i rewatched stolas' confession and i just screaming crying throwing up#i feel like that tells you with upmost certainty that stolas genuinely adores blitz hes so in love with him#stolitz#stolas#blitzø#helluva boss#blitzo#blitz#hb full moon#also do you think blitz mother said something similar to him back then#i can 100% see this being a quote thats paralleled later on#and it would make so much heartbreaking sense with tilla#like going by the shot in the trailer#hes wearing that outfit from the accident#(i know its probably a hallucination but it might be a hallucination that creates a flashback scene)#i hc he went to her and their last conversation was about confessing to fizz#and she said to him something like 'always be you no matter what'#also hc she helped him with the letter (just cause of the correct spelling)#and she gave him her necklace as good luck (and thats why he still has it)#cause if everyone believed he did it on purpose nobody wouldve given him anything of hers#sorry i am going off on a tangent here#can you tell i want the ghostfuckers ep so badly!!!
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can I just say how much I love stolitz and how messy, complicated, and tragic it is
it's going to feel SO good and rewarding once they're on the same page and learn to grow (both by themselves and together) and be in a relationship- no ties no transactions. just a genuine partnership
also I commend the writers for writing a miscommunication scene that didn't feel frustrating to watch (for the wrong reasons, at least) and was actually so fucking smart and well written. I cannot wait to see how this develops the rest of the season and beyond
#dont get me wrong i got frustrated but its *because* i know why the characters are reacting the way they are. it doesnt feel shoehorned in.#stolitz#helluva boss#hb spoilers#tp#my brain is mush so im sorry for any poor wording ✨️#kas speaks
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Huevember 22
Brent, the most expressive bard to ever bard.
#my characters#oops i fell in love#i love brentholomew the bard#brent just deadpanning his support is wonderful and karen appreciates it a lot#because hey man brents hilarious esp due to the dryness and she really loves chatting with him#so having him as her support for bardic inspiration so she can murder just brings her so much joy#right and karen probably hype him up in game as a petty rivalry to paul and his npc hot bardtender#like yeah you might have your npc of your crush but WE have the better bard look hes wonderful#hes practically glowing look at him paul do you see the superior bard#and brent is just staring at paul and paul is staring back and they both dont know what to say in the situation#bc what is there to say? i prefer the npc? or maybe point out that the four are literally in a party together?#like sure hb is an npc but paul is actively running around in game with brent and like.... what do you say#brent doesnt actually want to point out theyre in the same group bc then karen and right will stop antagonizing paul#and honestly nothing against paul but its fun to watch him get quiet and confused#chris is off to the side begging them all to focus on the actual campaign - they can hype brent up later please just focus#which is a nice contrast to right having to play responsible adult at the police station#now chris has to wrangle the other adults and also keep them focused good luck!#i love brent a lot im totally biased bc hes my depression as an oc C:#so he means a lot to me and his lack of socialness and his childhood emotional neglect is a la my experiences#like brents my depression and rights my anxiety#smoosh them together and theyre soul mates haha how very ace of me as ive said before#but also i main bard in ffxiv when i play which is also possibly the bias for brent to be a bard in the dnd au#gang im so tired
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yearning and grief or somthing . whatever .
#sorry i know we dont really know what happened to hb and cd in the ddd timeline but . i just like making shit up#its just. we know so little#why not just go crazy with it#oh this line from diamonds dames and dads inspired this#it feels like you were born for it#folded out of clay and stardust and molded into a shape#a gun placed in your hand and aimed at his enemies#destined to play the same role#the same games#the same capers again and again and again."#fuck my baka life#homestuck#diamonds droog#diamonds dames and dads#homestuck beyond canon#i mean#yeah#peace out im sleepg#bonkaroonies scribbles
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Can’t stop thinking about the tweet I saw a while ago that said something along the lines of “I bet HB criticals are gonna say that there wasn’t any proof of Stella being abusive to Octavia just because we’ve never seen them interact smh”
Like.
It’s almost like parody at this point…they can’t have been serious right?
#‘I bet because we’ve never seen these characters interact that you think we don’t know what their relationship is like smh’#I MEAN??? YES??? HOW ELSE WOULD WE KNOW IF ITS NOT YET BEEN DEPICTED?!?#hb critical#media critique#helluva boss critical#I promise yall media literacy isn’t just making stuff up that you think may happen that’s a prediction#you just made a prediction that’s fine!!!#I’m not even saying that Stella WONT be abusive to Octavia as well like!#I actually think that’s not a TERRIBLE assumption to make but that like#you’re experiencing confirmation bias not actual foreshadowing and character relationships!#we don’t know their relationship because we have not seen them ever interact isn’t a media illiterate take it’s like??? it’s a literal fact
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Every single hb episode thats come out, my instant thought is: “how can I make this about Striker.” Even if I know he wont be in it.
FUCKING REAL THO LMAOOO
I think it helps that Striker’s story and character revolves around the hierarchy plot line which the show has constantly been building since episode one. So it makes it easier to make things about Striker because that is a core part of his story and his place in the show’s narrative. They also keep echoing his words and his points so alskdkelekddk what are we supposed to do?? Not acknowledge Striker and how he lowkey haunts the narrative and Blitz’s psyche????
SPEAKING OF WE GOT THE DOODLE IN HD NOW LOOK AT THE SILLY BOY THANK YOU BLITZ🫶
#i know what you are blitz#cowboy on your mind just like us fr#ANYWAYS YA ITS VERY FUNNY TO MAKE THINGS ABOUT STRIKER WHEN HE’S NOT EVEN AROUND LMAOO#striker nation is a hive mind about this man i think#bc we all thought the same thing#listen we gotta cope without the man somehow yk#helluva boss#helluva boss striker#striker helluva boss#helluva boss blitz#blitz helluva boss#helluva boss full moon#helluva boss spoilers#hb spoilers#i guess???
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"And for my own health, I’ll remind myself:
That when I see him
I know that it won’t feel so tough
I’ll believe him
And not the voice that says I’m not enough
No need for an arrangement
It can just be him
and me
I’ll set us free
How perfect it could be
When i see him
Tonight"
#Rewatching the duet is actually painful knowing what happens at the end#Stolas was SO so so SO hopeful#he was so certain that seeing blitz would make everything better#its the way that he literally says being with blitz makes him a stronger person#im so emotional#helluva boss#helluva boss blitzo#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss the full moon#helluva boss the full moon spoilers#spoilers#stolitz#stolitz angst#stolitz duet#when i see him tonight#helluva boss stolas#hb stolitz#hb stolas#uh other tags#yay
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You ever see takes at first about something that you don't like and you're like "yeah I agree with this"
And then the takes just start to get so rabid and the hate so fervent towards actual people who like said media and you're like "wait I thought we were just ragging on a piece of mid media why are you telling people to kill themselves"
#this is about hazbin hotel and HB btw#like yeah its not a good show and the creator kinda sucks but like#telling people to reevaluate their lives if they like it... what are you doing#like do you not have one single friend that likes family guy or smiling friends or rick and morty or south park unironically.#what are we doing here#idk man#and yes Ive read The Article#and yes i know about AD and i agree with a lot of the takes but being shitty to fans of the show isnt it dude#anyway#three thoughts
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ATTENTION HALFBRICK FANS!!!
the long-cancelled GBA prototype game developed by Halfbrick in 2003 called "Fuzz & Rocket" was released and put onto the Internet Archive recently!!!
(and here's the tweet that brought this to my attention!!)
according to this archive, it's a build from January of 2005, a few months before its very last appearance at E3 2005. the amount of cool lost media that's getting found recently is insane and Fuzz & Rocket getting found certainly wasn't on my bingo card for 2024! very cool!!
#according to what i've found on halfbrick's super old website from 2001 this technically isn't THE very first fully original hb game#that one would probably be defiant which is a super old javascript game halfbrick developed and released in 2001#(which is now also lost media)#but HOLY SHIT that's so cool that this game finally saw the light of day after so long!!#i hope hb makes a mobile port of it!!#halfbrick#halfbrick studios#jetpack joyride#fruit ninja#(tagging jj and fn because this is really cool and you GOTTA know about this its so cool and epic)#gba#gameboy advance#lost media#lost game#prototype#prototype game
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Do you have any other celebrity crushes :)
oscar isaac! last leg of moon knight ep02 had me gripping my sheets n i never looked back!!
currently, per eriksson is the one plaguing my mind (n here i thought i only had to watch out for cosmo sylvan, then per comes barrelling in n rocking my world)
thank u sm for asking teehee <33 hby? id love to know ur (yalls) celeb crushes!!
#pls dont call me out on the fact theyre older than me by lots 😭#its a problem i dont wanna recognize#i love getting asks like this :(( like u? wanna know more abt me?? hb we kiss rn#anon#ask
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BIG QUESTION:
Why couldnt they have had Andreaphulus as Stolas’s arranged marrige instead of having Stella as the main villain of Helluva Boss?
He’d be much more of a threat, a cooler design, and in general would be much cooler (get it?) of a villain than just a random nagging woman with a phone that Stolas could kill in an instant. (and his brother if he tried hard enough.)
Stella’s just... generic?
She doesnt do much. She just leaches off of Stolas and yells.
How boring is that? In a world of fantasy cretures and super powers, they just choose a wine aunt to be the main villain of this “demon fantasy show” instead.
I dont care about her screaming at her husband. I dont care about her melodrama. Or any of the melodrama of late season one and season two.
She’s boring, predictable, and a overall unpleasant and annoying antagonist with no likeable qualities. She’s just a plot tool for Stolitz fans to cry about. She doesnt have anything of value to her, and could have been cut out of the show entirely and it would be 30% better than what we ended up getting.
You’re allowed to have villains be evil and still be enjoyable characters.
Hell! You’re allowed to have a character be rootable and flawed! You dont need for them to be absulotely awful (*cough!* Stolas *cough!* Loona) to be a nuanced character. If Vivziepop wasnt so hyperfocused on demonizing the female characters who dislike the male ones and actually made them well- their characters! Instead of just plot devices to be angry at the male characters 24/7 and instead- being their own person with goals, likes, dislikes, etc rather than for their character to just be “bitch!” and that being about it. “BUT MALE PEOPLE CANT GIVE BIRTH!” And???? This is a fantasy story with demons. It doesnt need to have human-like sexual dymorphism. Hell, you can have Andrephulus be trans-sexual if you want them to have human anatomy. The “arranged marrige for an heir” plot still could have worked (even better!) with a character with an actual ability that matches/competes with Stolas. Instead of a random lady that despite the show acting as if Stolas was helpless and “couldnt” defeat her- he’s shown to have been able to get around her in a few minutes and could have divorced her at any time. Its not like his father needs her anymore (they had a kid already) so she could have been kicked out- right after Via was born!
Stella’s that much of a useless character. She doesnt do anything but sit around and laugh at Stolas all day, or scream on the phone. Its been multiple episodes, thats clearly enough time to show your villain as a actual threat. So why not have had a character like Andreaphulus be the villain instead?
So much potiential. So much lost potiential...
#helluva boss#helluva critical#helluva critique#stella: aka the world's most useless plot device.#also really viv? have your main female antagonist with no powers that hides behind her brother?#isnt that a tad bit gender biased?#why not give her something that makes her an actual threat?#or just Andrephulus?#im so baffled that this is the choice they ended up making for the rest of the story.#its so BOOOORING! COME ON! Im just here to laugh at the writing at point.#some people I know got so turned off by season two- that they stopped watching HB altogether. it's THAT bad of a season that people left.#why cant they just take a hint and actually try to improve? FFS lmao!
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