#i know it's definitely the wind but it's fun to think it's anything else lol :>>

[the-bi-space-ace]

Okay this is great excellent wonderful beautiful I love it

!!!SOME THOUGHTS!!!

I am very intrigued by Cody being touch avoidant but not with Rex. Like. He trusts Rex and it’s more comfortable to be affectionate with him than with anyone else. I always write Cody as a pretty physical guy but I am intrigued and want to try to explore this element in stuff now.

I do think it would be hard for Cody to open up emotionally so getting him to is like a huge show of trust. He keeps a lot inside, but feels so much. He just needs to really trust someone to tell them anything. Poor guy 🥺 at least he has Rex to talk to and cry with when things get tough.

Rex with freckles after he’s been in the sun I’m DEAD he would look SO CUTE adorable even (also now I’m sitting here like yessssss Rex and I have SOMETHING IN COMMON!!!!)

Fives gives me such bi energy (I’m not projecting nooooooo) and I feel like this guy has had SO. MANY. CRUSHES. Disaster bisexual for sure (again. Not projecting at all.) also Fives would be, like, an excellent boyfriend. Super respectful and fun and strong willed and just EXCELLENT.

REX AND CODY DAD VIBES FOR THE WIIIIIIN no notes you’re absolutely right. I mean the way those two swooped in and saved Fives and Echo from Rishi but also gave them space to help save themselves oh my goodness I love it. They were so impressive and you know Fives and Echo were like wooaahhhhhhhh they’re so cool!

Lol Fives is definitely a tickle monster, headcanon accepted. He’s always struck me as pretty playful in their downtime and you just know he tries to tickle Echo - and everyone else lol - ALL THE TIME. If he’s in a playful mood it’s on. Fives is such a strong and self assured character who cares A TON and he just wants everyone to get a laugh once in a while he’s a sweet boy. I love him so much.

Okay but imagining their laughs is making me tear up I’m gonna cry they deserve some happiness somebODY SEDATE ME

I LOVE THE ARMOR PAINTING ONE!!! Echo’s being a slightly lighter shade is really nice and I love your reasoning.

The Bly one 🤣 you’re right tho

I think your favorite clones are also my favorite clones 👀

Also to keep adding some extra thoughts and love for these guys: I think Rex thinks Cody is the best man in the galaxy. Cody cares, he’s loyal, he’s smart, he’s got a great big heart, and he’s so damn good at what he does. Rex really respects and looks up to him. If you asked Rex who the best man he knows is I think he’d say Cody. ALSO. I think Cody grew pretty used to defending Rex to anyone who underestimated him. Like, Rex is one of the best. He’s got a great sense for strategy, he’s kind, he has the capacity to grow and change, and sometimes people still underestimate him and Cody gets so annoyed. So he makes sure to mention how great Rex is and how skilled he is in briefings and stuff like that. Because he is and it should be pointed out.

Echo and Fives just Know™️ when the other is about to do something reckless. They don’t even have to be talking. Fives will just look over at Echo mid-battle and be like ‘don’t you do it-‘ and before he’s finished Echo is already doing whatever it was he was thinking of.

I’ve gotten really long winded with this but I was having so much fun I couldn’t stop 😅

Thanks for the headcanons!!

I desperately want to yap about the clones so add your favorite headcanons about the clones (yes, even your OCs!) to this post or send me an ask and I’ll give some thoughts of my own 🧡

genuinely I am ready for anything and excited to hear your thoughts!!!

[keeps-ache]

wink blink look !!

[missedloveletter]

🖤•WIND BREAKER BOYS•🖤

Summary: My personal head canons of what the wind breaker boys are like in a relationship with you.

(these are my personal opinions it's ok if you think differently)

Characters:Haruka Sakura, Hajime Umemiya, suo hayato

Warnings:None

(that I believe if there is anything do tell thank you)

suo hayato <3

I think that he wouldn't treat you much differently now than when you were just friends....in public.

He would tease you and poke fun like how he does all his friends and classmates.This behavior probably is like this Additionally because I don't think he would tell anyone your dating,he wouldn't deny it.he love love loves you but he just isn't that type of person.if people find out on there own or even ask (if there close enough) he'll tell them.

In public he would treat you nearly like everyone else just a softer more touchy version.His teasing might be softer and less harsh and if you look really close even flirty.He would touch shoulders if your waking together and sit next to you at places to eat.

But when this man is in private.....

He is touchy behind closed doors.Hands have to be on you at all times, back hugs with resting his head on your head or resting on your shoulder is his favorite.

He loves kissing you too.your neck,shoulder and lips are often where they find themselves on you.

I would think him the most "yandere" out of the boys.I think of him being the most violently jealous( his very well made mask crakes when something involves you).None of this behavior is at you of course but the other guy is a different story. It would be something like he just beat the shit out of some dude and would say something like "you're ok right.....you like me more....right?", kind of a thing.

HE LOVE YOU and buys you gifts all the time like your favorite flowers,candy, and things that have your favorite animal.

His Love language is definitely gift giving and physical touch in private.

Most of your dates will be at one of your houses cuddling and watching movies.

He loves you, but I do think the relationship would have some pretty ruff patches with him being so hard to read and keeping how he feels in a box.for example if something happened to hurt him in the relationship he wouldn't talk about it and it would just be eating him alive.Or you just don't know what he's thinking and if he's just saying or doing things to make you happy. I do think there are going to be moments you doubt that he returns your feelings with him being so closed off but I do think that with time and healing from trauma he will be more open.

And he is much more open with you.more than anyone else.so these hard patches will probably happen near the start of the relationship but he will really improve and REALLY show you how much he's obsessed in love with you❤️

Hajime Umemiya<3

He would be very open about you two dating.The whole world probably knows at this point.hes a very PDA kinda guy so if you have no problem with it hands are always on you and kisses are always given(He of course respects any boundaries set).

You two are always doing something involving your hobbies for example one part of the day is you guys elbow deep in solid taking care of your plant babies and next you're doing your beloved hobby with just as much enthusiasm.

You always have something to do if you're up to it.

Love language is definitely quality time and physical touch.

Just thinks you're the cutest thing ever. He probably has cute/cringe nicknames for you that are produce/plant related like pumpkin, Honey, blueberry or some cute cringe nickname like that lol.

He loves to kiss you and often does forehead and cheek kisses( just a soft boy).

Loves showing you off. your guy's dates are a good mix of at home and out.plenty of your hang outside are at Kotoha's dinner.

You and Kotoha are best friends as well lol.

I think there will be little to no hardships being with Ume,but if problems do arise there mostly about him being busy and stressed with the safety of the town, so he would loss time with you.when this happens and he sees you sad or you tell him that his lack of time hurts you he makes time and gives you all the love.I believe this would happen very rarely but if it did it would be near the start of the relationship with trying to learn balance.

He loves youuuuuu I mean it.

Haruka Sakura<3

This poor boy....he is a blushing mess whenever you're around.He loves you so much and knowing you feel the same is too much for him some times.

He doesn't tell anyone you're dating because everyone already knows with how he acts and speaks about you.there are no secrets.

With Sakura you guys are taking it really slow with how shy he is.it took him a nearly month to be able to hold your hand longer than a 5 seconds before letting go out of being so flustered.

Your hangouts/dates are mostly wandering around town taking and messing around.eating fresh bread to climbing a wall to get to a nice relaxing spot.

Love language is gift giving and acts of service.helps you with anything you need.need something lifted call your boyfriend, need your bike chain put back in place call your boyfriend.hes always there for you even if he's too flustered and shy to admit it.

Being with Sakura is fun and full of silly moments.

If there are ever ruff patches in your relationship it would probably be helping him through his trauma of abandonment and mistrust.he has been so hurt in his life it's going to take time to go through that obstacle.it will take a while for him to know that he can rely on you and that you even want him to.But when he does he's a flushed mushing fool that loves and trusts you.

[spicycinnabun]

SO excited for the results of this make me write. It was so hard to decide and I wish I could do them all but I think I will ask for 🤖🤖🤖 or ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 whichever you get less of 🥰

I've got about six other beep boop asks in the queue lol, so I'm going to go with ❤️‍🩹! Let's rewind to before the break-up. c:

♡

They were cuddling on Tommy’s couch. Tommy was behind him, hands resting protectively on Buck’s belly. He had been doing that a lot lately—holding him there, touching him there. Buck wasn’t sure if Tommy was aware he kept doing it.

Buck hadn't said anything. He didn’t want to call attention to it and risk having Tommy stop. Because he liked it. Okay, more than just liked it. His body was sending him strong signals about what the Alpha wanted, and it was making him a little stupid with need.

His heart sped up.

Of course, Tommy noticed. One of his hands started rubbing in a hypnotic, circular motion. “What's up?”

“I-I’ve been thinking,” Buck started, trying not to get distracted by the petting. His eyes closed. “I’d like to spend my next heat with you.”

“Oh?” Tommy said, after a small intake of breath Buck couldn’t really decipher.

He didn't say anything else, waiting for Buck to elaborate on his thoughts.

Buck had never enjoyed his heats. Dreaded them because of how desperate they made him, among other undesirable attributes, but maybe it would be different with Tommy. Every time they’d gotten hot and heavy with each other, it was so good, an intense burn that kept building.

Buck was used to being a service omega, but with Tommy, he hadn't fallen into that role. He didn't feel like a wind-up toy, only good for one use, one purpose. His world had been shaken and turned upside down. He actually felt kind of giddy, for once.

“Y-you said I could set the pace, but I also don’t want to pressure you,” Buck continued. “If you’re not ready yet or don’t want to, that’s totally fine. Or if we get to the middle of things and you decide it’s too much—t-that I’m too much—you don’t have to stay.”

That already went unspoken, but Buck wanted to assure Tommy that he had an out. He wasn’t stuck with Buck if he got too whiny, too needy, too clingy. Like he always did.

Tommy’s grip on him had gone slack. He was silent for so long Buck had to sit up and turn around. Tommy looked… kind of horrified, actually.

Buck’s stomach twisted. That was definitely not the reaction he’d been hoping for.

He backtracked. “O-or! Secret third option: We can forget this conversation ever happened and go on a fun date after my cycle is over. I was looking at this new sushi place the other day that has—”

“No.” Tommy let out a slow breath, eyes wide. “I’m sorry, I’m just still trying to process what you said. You think I would leave you in the middle of your heat? That's ludicrous, Evan. Even if, for whatever reason, I couldn’t continue, I wouldn’t abandon any omega like that.” Tommy tilted Buck's chin up gently, eyes filled with sincerity. “Especially not my omega. Have past partners done that to you?”

“Uh.” Buck swallowed hard, feeling suddenly very off-kilter and overwhelmed. “Yes? I’m… you know, a l-lot to handle. D-difficult. E-e-exhausting. It’s okay.”

“Oh, it is so far from okay,” Tommy said. His scent had changed, no longer relaxed. Filling the air with an edge of bitter anger he was trying to keep at bay.

Buck didn’t know what to do, so he followed his instincts and hugged his Alpha. Tommy's tension released. He hugged Buck back. They nuzzled each other, Buck focusing on Tommy's scent gland.

“And now you’re comforting me,” Tommy added with a weak chuckle of disbelief.

“I didn’t mean to upset you,” Buck murmured, burying his nose in Tommy’s shoulder and kissing it.

“I’m upset for you, Evan. You didn’t deserve to be treated that way. You're none of those things.” Buck made an involuntary sound, and Tommy squeezed him. “I’m going to take care of you, okay? I’m going to show you what a heat is supposed to be like.”

♡

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[masoncantthinkofaname]

Hey Mason! Thank you sm for replying to my ask again sweetest! 🫶🏻 I would personally love just ANY storytime whether that be sweet or wholesome or action or anything else, from your medieval or anyother dr lol as long as it's from you, because all your stories are SO fun to read haha 😆 I'm also up for whatever mundane things you wanna share 🥰 i would also love it if you could describe about things we don't find it here in this reality, for example ur experience with riding dragons or having a merman tail, the things we don't consider "possible" here. also, could you please describe more about the different style reality thing? It sounds so cool but I'm so confused lol, i would love to know more!

I'm looking forward to when u shift to a 2D reality 🤭

sending you sm love <33

Hello again Aiiyna!

I'll definitely keep in mind that majority of you people here don't have a preference for the kind of storytimes I post! Remember that you can also always ask me to describe something specific, I have no issue telling you guys about things I experienced, and if something's private I'll let you know!

I might make a ''A day in my life in [dr name] post sometime soon!💚

Riding dragons is one of the best feelings out there, although I might be a bit biased. It's incredibly freeing, and both extremely peaceful and adrenaline inducing, depending on what type of circumstances you're flying under. Although, admittedly, depending on the weather it can also be extremely cold. The wind cuts your face, your hands, and if it's freezing out, it can really feel like you aren't able to hold on anymore at some point.

But aside from that, it's still an experience I would want everyone to have. The feeling of muscle underneath you, and the thrill of unexpected movements. It's different from riding a horse, where you have quite a lot of control. Although if the dragon is behaved, you can feel their movements quite well, make them change their speed or directions, and keep them under control, it's still a huge animal, that, when it wants to do something, can't really be stopped. It makes it extremely thrilling, and more like a friendship than just a tool. There's a lot of trust you put into them, and having lived in places like How to Train your Dragon, but also places like my home reality, where dragons are used more like horses, I by far prefer the bond and type of connection with the dragons in httyd.

I trust Flicker, my dragon there, with my life. He feels every small movement in my body, and I do the same with him. It's more like we're an extension of each other. I could ride him without a saddle, without anything to hold on to, because I trust his movements enough to never fall, and if I would I know he'd catch me. In comparison, I have Laö in our home reality. He's a great dragon, but like I mentioned, more like a horse (like a random horse you occasionally ride). I would not comfortably ride him without any safety, and although we have a bond, it's nothing compared to what I have with Flicker. It's also not necessary in that place, but the feeling of riding a dragon you're deeply bonded with is the most free I have ever felt. I could talk for hours about my bond and backstory with Flicker.

(I'm a yapper I'm sorry)

Honestly having a mermaid or merman tail is quite fun from my experience. I have never actually spent a long time in a place like that, more just as a little trip that the kids got to choose. But regardless it's enjoyable! I think one thing that people are never able to recreate in this reality with mermaid tails is the strength of the muscle. I often see people posing while laying on their stomach, with their legs bent to make their tail stand up. From my experience, you cannot bend it that far. It's a really powerful muscle, and quite heavy too. It's hard to describe what it feels like, but, just like any other sea mammal, it gets hard to move when you're dragging your tail (partly) out of the water, whereas in the water you can powerfully and easily get around. The way the sun and water droplets reflect on it is also really pretty to see!

Lastly, about the different styles. This reality is just the 'style' we're born into, so we see this as realistic. But anything else is just as realistic and natural. When you're in a reality that has a different style, you obviously notice the difference, but it doesn't feel weird or abnormal. I guess the easiest to describe it would be as if there's a filter over reality. But of course there are so many styles out there, like anime, or cartoon, I assume that feels the exact same!

I hope this answers your questions!💚

[luxaofhesperides]

if you give a ghost a trauma: a parody fic

read on ao3.

Danny wishes to be sent someplace he could have a better family. Unfortunately, that lands him in a Gotham where tropes are made reality to the extreme. He really just can't catch a break. (or: a dcxdp parody fic where i make danny the only one able to see how bizarre things are. this does not help him in any way.)

. . .

“We’re gonna get you!” Maddie Fenton, a Bad Parent™ cries as she shoots her gun at Danny, her half dead son.

“No!” he wails, flying around as he dodges the shots. “I wish my parents weren’t trying to capture me for Evil Science Reasons! I wish I had a better family!”

“Lol, done,” said Desiree, snapping her fingers. 

Danny only has time to say Uh-oh before he’s sucked away into a magic portal and spit out into a dark and dreary city. In just the one second he’s there, before he even hits the ground, he hears gunshots, screaming, and the wailing of police sirens. Then he hits the ground and groans, releasing his ghost form to go back to being a human. 

“Where am I?” he asks himself, getting to his feet and looking around. The alleyway he’s in is empty and full of garbage just scattered around. Wherever he may be, it clearly needed to invest more in its sanitation department. 

He spots a fire escape on the side of a building and uses it to climb onto the rooftop, a totally normal course of action. Then he stares at the city, glowing with the street lights and neon business lights and a spotlight with the shape of a bat in it glowing on the clouds. 

“This might as well just happen,” Danny says, “My life is already so weird anyway.”

He stands there for some time, at a loss of what to do next. The wind is cold and brings with it a promise of rain, and from the looks of the dark clouds above him, it’s going to rain soon. Danny needs shelter, fast.

“Hey, kid, you okay?” says someone who snuck up behind him.

Danny shrieks and jumps, nearly going over the edge of the roof.

“Woah!” the person says, grabbing his arm and pulling him back to safety. “That was close!” 

Danny blinks up at his savior, then squints. This guy’s definitely not normal, since he’s wearing a domino mask and a lightly armored black suit with a blue bird emblem stretching across his chest. 

“Way to nearly kill him, Nightwing,” says a new person, dropping down onto the roof from the sky. This new person wears red and black, a pair of bandoliers crossing over his chest. 

“Well, I saved him, didn’t I!”

“Um, hi,” Danny interjects. “Thanks for grabbing me before I fell, but who are you?”

“You don’t know who we are?” blue bird asks rather incredulously.

“Do you think I’m asking just for fun.”

Red and black steps in with a smile. “I’m Red Robin, that’s Nightwing. We’re vigilantes trying to keep Gotham safe.”

Danny makes an educated guess that the city they’re currently in is Gotham. Not a city he’s ever heard before, but what does he know?

“Okay,” he says. There’s really not much else he can say.

“You never answered my question,” Nightwing says. “Are you okay?”

“Oh, yeah, just fine. No idea where I am or how to get home, but it can always be worse, you know?”

“Did you get lost?” Red Robin asks, pulling a holographic computer up from his wrist. Tucker would kill to get his hands on something like that. Danny wonders if he can get his own as a souvenir. 

“Something like that, yeah,” he replies. Another few gunshots ring out loudly through the streets, closer than they were before. Danny flinches, then ducks down a little, looking back towards the street apprehensively. “Um. You guys gonna do anything about that?”

The two vigilantes shrug, as if that’s an acceptable course of action. And then a hand shoots up and grabs the edge of the roof by Danny’s foot, making him jump in the air. Nightwing catches him yet again and moves him away from the ledge. 

A red helmet, leather jacket wearing guy built like a pro-wrestle hauls himself up the roof easily. There are guns tucked into holsters on his thighs and a red, block bat stuck on his chest. 

“Should I be concerned,” Danny says blankly. 

“Nah, it’s just Red Hood,” Red Robin replies, “The only person he ever tries to kill is me.”

“Cause you’re a replacement. And also, get over it, that was ages ago We’re good now. I haven’t even had a Pit Rage episode in months!”

“So the bullets you shot at me last week were just for fun?”

“Yeah, and they were rubber, so it’s not like you would have gotten hurt.”

Danny takes a few steps closer to Nightwing, hiding behind him. He’s getting bad vibes all around from that guy. 

“Tch,” a new voice says right behind Danny, making him flinch. A young boy with a sword steps out from behind him and joins the crew of vigilantes just hanging out on the roof. “As if he’s even worth that much attention.”

“Hello to you too, Demon Brat,” Red Robin says.

“How many of you are there?” Danny asks. “Don’t you need to like, protect the city?”

“Batgirl and Spoiler are working on it,” Nightwing says.

“We’re doing what?” another voice says, and a energetic blond girl dressed in purple armor hops onto the roof, tucking her grappling hook away. Following her is another person in all black, face fully covered, with stitches covering the mouth portion to make it seem as though they can’t talk. The person leaves the blond girl behind to head straight to Danny, making him take a few nervous steps back. 

“Dead,” she says, poking his chest with a finger.

Is that a threat? It feels like a threat. 

“No?” he tries. 

“What are you talking about, Batgirl?” Red Hood interrupts. “We all know the only dead person here is me.”

Everyone promptly groans, telling him to shut up about it and go one night without mentioning his death. 

Okay, that seems concerning! Is he another halfa? Is he like Vlad? Danny’s going to be so mad if he got dropped into another world directly into the hands of another Vlad. 

“You’re dead?” he asks, leaning away from Batgirl as she pokes him once more. 

“Yeah.”

“Same hat?” Danny tries, squinting at him.

“The fuck?” is the answer, which tells him that he probably doesn’t know what Danny’s on about. There’s still a 6% chance that he’s just lying to make Danny look like a fool, though. 

6% is more than 5%, which means it’s enough for him to just act on instinct and walk right up to the gun-wielding Red hood. He tries to consciously use his ghost sense, which is an odd feeling that reminders him of the moment before he hiccups. 

A light blue mist wafts out his mouth. 

Yep, the rumors are true: this man is dead.

“Once, again,” Red Hood says, “The fuck?”

“Seconded,” Nightwing adds.

“Third!” Spoiler joins in. 

Danny takes a page out of Batgirl’s book and pokes Red Hood’s chest. It’s very solid, only hard muscle, and reminds him a bit of Dan. That’s never a good sign. Something about Red Hood is making his skin crawl though, a sense of wrongness that sets alarm bells ringing in the back of his mind. 

“Did you come back instantly when you died?” he asks.

The white lenses of Red Hood’s helmet turn neon green. “Why the fuck are you asking me that.”

“Just checking. The green I’m seeing right now is making me think you’re a halfa.”

“What’s a halfa?” Red Robin interjects.

“An unlucky soul like me,” Danny responds, distracted. He lays his palm flat against Red Hood’s chest. The vigilante holds still, as if frozen, letting Danny do as he please. The ectoplasm he feels in other ghosts is usually calm, made unique by the personality of the ghost it belongs to, but it doesn’t roil and try to hurt the host like the ectoplasm in Red Hood is doing. 

He pulls back and looks around at the circle of vigilantes surrounding him. “Can anyone answer how he came back? Where did he even find this must rotten ectoplasm?”

“Pit,” Batgirl helpfully answers.

“Pit,” Danny repeats. “Like a pit of death? Toxic sludge? Landfill pit gone evil? What am I working with here.”

“Lazarus Pits,” the little one with the sword says. “How do you know about them?” He then pulls out his sword and points it at Danny, ignoring the way Nightwing hisses Robin, no! 

His name is Robin? Isn’t that just Red Robin’s name? Did this Robin have a color added to his name as well? 

“I literally don’t, but if it’s green and weird, then it’s probably ecto.” He turns back to Red Hood. “I’m gonna take care of it now.” And then he shoves his hand into Red Hood’s chest, ignoring the alarmed shouts from the other vigilantes. They try to pull him away, but Danny goes intangible, making their hands fall right through him as he gets a good grip on the ecto, sending his own out in a steady stream to chase the rotten flow towards his hand, then yanks it out. 

It’s green and goopy in his hands, steaming slightly in the air. “Ew,” Danny says. “That’s nasty. You were just living with this inside you?”

Red Hood doesn’t seem to hear him. 

Red Hood takes off his helmet and stares at the rotten ectoplasm in Danny’s hand. Nightwing approaches him cautiously, laying a hand on his shoulder.

“Hood? You doing okay? How are you feeling?”

“It’s gone,” Red Hood answers, shocked. “The Pit Rage. It’s gone. I haven’t felt this clear headed since before I died.”

“That must have sucked,” Danny says empathetically, then shakes the nasty ecto off his hand. It lands on the roof with a wet splat. 

Once again: ew.

“How did you do that?” Red Robin asks, crowding into Danny’s space. Batgirl slides up behind him, trapping him between them. 

“Did you not just watch me yank it out? It was easy. Anyways, y’all got jobs to do, and I got places to go. So I’ll see you never!”

He tries to fly away, but only manages to get a few feet before he’s pulled down by multiple people grabbing at him.

“What is going on here,” A low, gravelly voice demands. Yet another vigilante appears, gliding out of the shadows. This one is much bigger than everyone else, cloaked in darkness, with a helm that has two little ear things poking out on top. 

“Batman,” Robin says, “This meta cured Hood of his Pit Madness.”

“I see,” Batman replies, looking Danny over. “Are you an orphan?”

What the fuck. Who just asks that?

“No.”

“Are your parents well?”

“Sure? My mom was pretty energetic while shooting at me before I came here.”

“You do not have to be unsafe in your home again,” Batman says, grabbing something out of his tactical fanny pack. “You can live with us instead.”

He holds out fucking adoption papers.

Danny backs up as fast as he can, shaking his head. “Oh, no! No you don’t! I did not trade one fruitloop for another!”

“No new brother?” Batgirl asks sadly. 

“Definitely not,” he insists. “No thank you! I’m fine as I am and fully plan on going home.”

Batman frowns. “You said your mother was shooting at you.”

“Yeah, and? The food in our fridge comes to life every meal and we have to fight it. This is normal for us. Chill out and put those papers away.”

The entire crew of vigilantes seems very put out with Batman obligingly puts the adoption papers away. 

“Yeah, I’m done here. Go back to protecting the city. I’m just gonna… go.”

Danny doesn’t wait for them to say anything else before flies away, remembering to go intangible this time. He soars through the polluted streets of Gotham, weaving between tall buildings made with dark stone and decorated with gargoyles. It’s all very dark and dreary, which means Sam would love it.

She would not be loving the pollution, though. Danny certainly isn’t. 

“I wish I could go home,” he says loudly, looking up at the sky expectantly. 

No magic portal appears to yoink him back. 

“I wish I was at home again, and not here!”

Desire does not appear to help him out. She leaves him stranded in Gotham, pouting at the sky until he gives up and flies down to sit on a new roof and angst about his situation. Hopefully this time a gaggle of vigilantes won’t bother him.

Resting his head against his hands, he sighs. Then again, and again, loudly. “Man, this sucks,” he says to himself.

“What’s got a kitten like you so down?” someone says behind him.

“I’m so tired of random people sneaking up behind me on rooftops,” he informs them without turning around. If they wanna talk to him, they gotta got to him, not the other way around.

“Ah, ran into the Bats, did you?”

They’re called Bats? But only two were Bats. None of the other vigilantes fit the theme. That’s just lazy and inconsistent. They should rebrand to something better.

The person walks over and sits down next to him. Danny glances over and is startled to find a woman in a leather body suit, with a hood that has cat ears and googles with an orange tint. 

…Is everyone in this city just dressed strangely at all times? Is this the normal fashion of Gotham?

“What’s wrong? Cat got your tongue?”

“Sorry, didn’t mean to stare. Who are you?”

The woman laughs. “Oh, so you haven’t heard of Catwoman?”

“Nope. No clue who you are.”

“Well,” she purrs, “A pleasure to meet you. I’m a thief.”

The dots connect in his mind. “Like a cat burglar!”

“Yes, like that.”

“Man, this city is wild and I come from a place that deals with ghosts on a daily basis.”

“So what are you doing in a place like this? Gotham isn’t kind to newcomers.”

Danny sighs, yet again, and tilts his head back to look up at the cloudy, starless sky. “I made a dumb mistake and got sucked into a magic portal that spit me out here. I have no clue how I’m going to get home.”

“Do you have a place to stay?”

He glares at Catwoman. “I’m not open to being adopted. I’ll just eat any papers you send my way.”

“I wasn’t planning on it,” she reassures, “I have no interest in being a mother. But I have a spare bedroom if you need it, and I wouldn’t mind teaching you a few tricks of the trade. It’ll be fun, messing with Batman.”

Ah, so she’s doing this for Trickster Reasons. Danny can respect that. 

And he also doesn’t have any other options. Considering how much gun violence and general violence he’s hearing in this city, he’ll probably be killed an embarrassing number of times just from trying to find a place to sleep on the streets for one night. Between cold, dangerous streets with storm clouds hanging heavy over his head or a guest bedroom in the home of a thief with a theme, there’s really no choice.

“If you don’t mind me hanging around, I’d really appreciate having a place to sleep until I figure out a way home.”

“Come along, then! I was just about to turn in for the night.” Catwoman stands up, stretches, then takes hold of the whip on her waist and snaps it out. She takes a running leap off the building, then throws her whip out to wrap around a billboard to swing across the street. 

Danny watches her go, then follows her lead, flying behind her, ready to catch her just in case. But Catwoman moves with ease, clearly experienced in recklessly moving through the streets, and makes her way to a highrise apartment with no trouble at all. 

They land on a balcony just as the sky rumbles with ominous thunder. Another second later, and the clouds open up and heavy rain begins to fall. 

Catwoman throws the door open and they both scramble to get inside before they get drenched. The lights flick on, revealing a stylish modern apartment, filled with art pieces and ornamental bonsai trees. A few quiet cries come from corners of the room, and then cats appear, one after another, moving around Danny’s legs curiously before turning to Catwoman. 

“That was a close one,” Catwoman says conversationally as she takes off her hood and googles, revealing her face. Her pixie cut is messy and her eyes are bright and sharp, just like a cat’s. “I suppose since we’re going to be working together from now on, that we properly introduce ourselves.” She holds out a hand for to shake. “Selina Kyle. I look forward to the trouble we’ll cause together.”

Danny stares down at her hand, then takes hold of it. Looks like he’s going to be a thief! Well, it’ll be a fun story for later. 

He doesn’t want his name attached to his new life of crime, though. And, he figures, this is a fresh start. New life, new name. There’s one that pops into mind immediately, and he latches onto it, ready to step into the world of crime. 

“Call me Neal Caffrey,” he says, shaking her hand. “I’m ready to start when you are.”

[theyluvlyss]

𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐎𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐲𝐞𝐬

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𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭 :

while it's always fun to imagine (haha, get it💀) what it'd be like for him to be your best friend or your boyfriend, there's times when you yearn for that tension. that something in between that's more than a platonic relationship, but just short of being a lover. and I'm here to revive that feeling of what it'd be like for bruce yamada to have a crush on you...

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 :

fem!reader x bruce yamada - she/her/her pronouns!

𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞 :

70s-80s - the grabber doesn't exist

𝐓𝐖/𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 :

I actually don't think I cussed at all (rare lyss achievement) (unless you count abbreviations💀) - fluff, fluff, fluffff! very cute and sweet - bruce being his golden boy self💛💚

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Bruce having a crush on someone is so OBVIOUS and pathetic (but like in a cute puppy way lmao🐶😙). Definitely the type that goes out of his way to hide it and whisper and giggle around like it's some huge secret, but mf, you told all of your friends, your baseball coach, half the members on the team, your entire family, your crush’s entire family, the stray dog, and the pizza delivery man😐😭💀.

By the time he's going out of his way to woo his person of interest, they pretty much already know and are either elated to reciprocate his fond acts, or are swift to let him down easy (although the latter is rare, because, well… it's Bruce lol).

But with you, reader… for some reason, I feel like you somehow wouldn't know. Bruce will go through his normal routine - shy smiles, hushed whispers whenever you're near, etc. Best believe your parent(s), his friends, your friends, the wind, the trees, and even the damn walls already know, and if they could talk, they'd tell you, because you somehow have no clue. Brain absolutely empty on the knowledge that Bruce Yamada fancies you and is planning on making moves sometime soon.

And his reasonings, that special little thing that drew him to you, was probably the fact that you had never paid him any mind to begin with. You didn't dislike him, but you had no interest in him, either, like most other girls and guys did.

No strong desire to acknowledge him unless he did so first, no needs to be around or find excuses to hang out with him. Hell, even when you two passed in the hallways, he'd have to wave to you first just to get your attention. Not that he minded, but he just wasn't used to that, so he was intrigued.

Now, I'm not trying to say he has a big head or that he's egotistical or anything. If anything, he really liked that you were not consistently fawning over him and pursuing something fake in order to have his name in your mouth. Not to mention, he did genuinely find you interesting for other reasons.

A reader (clearly💀✋🏽), close-knit to your group of people, observant, and definitely easy on the eyes, all he was ever doing was making sure that his remained on you. Even when you caught him, he wouldn't shy away from smiling even wider, sending you a wave that you'd hesitantly return, just for him to refocus himself back on the lesson or his friend group or whatever else it was that should've been holding his attention instead of you.

This is how it would start. Him making it very obvious he had some sort of interest in you, but not the best at relaying what kind of interest.

To you, it really could've been anything. Was he making fun of you? Did he know something about you that you didn't? Was it your appearance? Something wrong or out of place? The possibilities seemed endless, and they only dwindled when, more and more, Bruce attempted to weasel his way into your life “casually”.

I put “casually” in quotes because it was anything but that💀.

Mans literally walked up and insisted on knowing what it was that you were reading, forcing you to swallow your pride and reveal *insert your answer here lol* which had him then pressing for more information. And while this was rattling at first, he was determined to have you be more and more comfortable around him until the word “friend” left your mouth first.

He'd rather you take control of the labels instead of him placing them upon you two, an indicator that he was doing something right rather than coming off as pushy. And once you had done so - “Bruce, you didn't have to. We're friends, you don't owe me anything :).” - that's when he'd up the antics.

Like I've mentioned before in another post, he is a true giver. A giver of words, gifts, affection, etc. So naturally, he's throwing you compliments left and right, being reassuring and supportive when you need him to be, encouraging you to come to him for help with any and everything, gifting you things ranging from small and meaningful to large and random; you name it, he was doing it.

Call it a courting speed-run. Not in the sense that he's literally taking things too fast or faster than you'd like, but I just mean he's quite the natural charmer and well…

Bitch it's working🤷🏽‍♀️😆.

The only times when things could come to a complete halt is when he's jealous. If he's jealous. I feel as though this would be a rare feat for Bruce. He's always been a very secure and comfortable guy, very easy-going. Like I've mentioned before, he wants you to take the lead when it comes to labels, and he figures that if the label isn't “boyfriend-girlfriend” “dating” “together romantically” “significant other” or anything else of that nature, then what right does he have to be feeling envy towards anything or anyone else you give your attention to?

To put it simply, Bruce and jealousy are not a thing unless and until you two are officially together. And even then, should y'all get together and should he feel there's even an ounce of a threat, his natrual response it to just kill ‘em with kindness.

It's his default setting😭 - no one can be upset or mad at or resentful of him when he's just such a stand-up, charming guy.

Someone's flirting with you right in front of him, you introduce them out of obliviousness to the other guy's antics, and all Bruce does is flash that smile and offer his hand to shake - “Hey, nice to meet you! I'm Bruce Yamada. Cool jacket, by the way. Is that real leather? Those are hard to find!” - the other guy doesn't know whether he wants to continue flirting with you anymore out of respect for Bruce, whom of which they just met and already love lmao, or begin flirting with him instead because, well… they just met and they already love him!

There's hardly any room for jealousy when there's no long-lasting competition. Plus, when it comes to objects/events/close friends and family, he's more often than not encouraging you to indulge further, maybe even finding ways to join. It's what he would want upon telling someone else his interests in baseball, style, music, etc…

He wants that for you as well, and he's more than happy to be the person for that. More than happy to ensure that you're happy above all else because if there's one thing he was absolutely sure he loved about you, it was you being content♡.

Meanwhile… jealousy rising within you is a different story entirely🥴💀.

While you try not to allow instances to be frequent, and you've done your best to accept that, “My crush/best friend is popular. Of course people are going to flirt with him sometimes…” those factors really didn't do much to ease any tension whenever a girl would shove herself between you and Bruce just to make it known she was trying her hand at flirting with him, regardless of if he had previously expressed any infatuation with you or not...

“Brucie, hi…!!”

“Brucie…?” You'd murmur to yourself in disdain, staring with a quizzical expression etched onto your face while he all but smiled and greeted the girl with the same elated tone.

“Oh, hey, what's up?”

“I'm having a party this weekend, ya’ know? My birthday landing on a Saturday and all.”

“Wow, that sounds awesome! Does it have a theme?”

“Oh my god, how'd you guess…?! It's 'Hawaiian Paradise', complete with a beach theme for the pool and everything. Who knows, maybe you'll get to catch me in my new bathing suit if all goes well - if you wanna come, of course.”

At one point, subtle hint drops and sparkly-eyed looks into his own got tiring for you. It was only natural you gave into your spite some of the time…

“Aww, that sounds really fun!" You'd chirp, faking a warm grin before breaking the "bad" news you had just come up with. "Too bad he can't make it. We actually already had something planned that day🤕.”

“We did😃?”

“Yup😬😀.”

“What, like… like a date?” The girl would ask, her hopes dwindling by the second at your sure words.

“...” And with all eyes on you, you decided in the moment that a slight loss of your dignity was worth it to shoo the girl flirting with your crush away from the scene. Away from the two of you and farrrr away from him…

“Yup.”

“Welp, you heard the lady…" Bruce would agree gingerly, shooting off a giddy smile and wrapping and arm around your shoulders. "We gotta date that day, and who am I to skip out on such a pretty face?”

“Oh… Well, okay… See you, then.”

And sure, while Bruce had enough sense to spare you in such a situation, it didn't mean he wouldn't be throwing lighthearted teases your way after the fact…

“If I'd known that me going to another girl's house would finally get you to go out with me, I would've planned this all myself way sooner.”

“Bruce, pleas-”

“-No, no, don't let me steal your thunder. You're a cute actress when you're all robbed of my attention.”

“😐…”

With all of these factors about Bruce combined - his gift giving, complimenting, dotingness, teasing rambles about you liking him, his charming nature, etcetc. - confessing to you actually becomes a lot harder than one thinks. While he's gotten over the nerves and fear of rejection that came with doing so, it was you actually taking him seriously that became his biggest obstacle.

I imagine there having been literally several instances where this man has confessed to you, and you're just so sure it's another one of his little, “I know you love me😙🤭.” smug typa things that you kinda just, “Harhar, you're very sweet, Bruce, now help me carry this in…” y'know, laugh it off.

Meanwhile, in his head, he was being 1000% fr, and lowkey just poured his heart out to you😃🥲…

But, by the time he wants to try again, overthinking prevails, and he's just letting you assume it was all a part of his loveable charisma. By maybe the third-fourth-fifth time of this routine, though, he'd lock in and get serious💀. He'd confess, you'd brush it off, but this time-

“No, (Y/N), I'm being serious. I've liked you a long time now, and I know it might be kind of…sudden for you… but it's not for me.” Etcetc., insert the rest of a love spill here because I'm too lazy to fluff it out myself lol and there you are, standing, wide eyed and heart swelling because he's really liked you this whole time and YOUR DUMBASS HAS BEEN LETTING IT SLIP FROM ONE EAR AND OUT OF THE OTHER, OH GOD, YOU MONSTER-!!!😫💔‼️

Jkjk I'm playin' lol🤭😹.

But, with such tensions, it definitely makes for a sweet moment and results in you two beginning a wonderful relationship. Not to mention, y'all do become an IT couple, like, once again, POWER DUO. So truly, it all works out for the best🤷🏽‍♀️.

𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 !!

...next up is billy✨️.

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𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 :

@in3rci4

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 :

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none :(

[atomicpirateperson]

how would you describe robs personality? im currently on my yearly tawog hyperfixation and i love hearing people yap about my favorite character

HEE HEE HEEEEEE >0)

so first of all, i think one of Rob's most unique and defining traits is how serious he is. he definitely has a smug sense of humor and isn't against silliness, but he just doesn't take many things lightly. as a result, he's never lazy and is always very, VERY determined to get what he wants.

this relates to his habit of being extra and melodramatic, which is also a key character trait for him. in fact, it's shown in one of his first lines (after being caught in The Nobody).

he might not be the first person you think of when you hear "emotional", but honestly, he is. he usually embodies the "fight" of the fight-or-flight response because he doesn't let his guard down easily; he has trust issues for sure.

the trust issues in question have been shown as early as The Pony. Rob was pretty quick to assume (accurately) that his "friends" gumball and darwin didn't remember him at all. this was probably caused by his low self-esteem as well, which seemed to be there long before the series of void incidents.

moving on, it's a bit difficult to say whether Rob is an introvert, extrovert, or something else. we know he's not shy and doesn't have social anxiety (unless there's a particular reason for awkwardness, e.g. The Ex) and even seems to enjoy attention at times. despite this, he spends a lot of time alone and can even be socially oblivious. he has a habit of acting like people know what he's talking about when they don't.

i believe he's an extrovert, but he feels discouraged from trying to make friends, due to his aforementioned trust issues, low self-esteem and bad reputation.

on a surface level, i know "low self-esteem" contradicts the arrogant, selfish behavior of "Dr. Wrecker", but we know that Rob hates himself. in the face of complete, undeniable failure, all Rob thinks is "this is proof that i'm worthless". it's seen The Nemesis where all 563 of his traps fail, then in The Rerun after he winds up in the void. in the latter episode, he's so consumed by self-hatred that he isn't just apathetic to being rescued, he avoids it at all costs.

basically, Dr. Wrecker has the same motivations as Rob, but he's an alter ego, a self-caricature. Rob doesn't really think he deserves to steal a million dollars, or flood Elmore just for fun.

of course, Rob is also completely self-aware. not only does he know he's fictional, but he was able to hijack Cartoon Network. that would be another thing that could discourage him from making friends, but that leads me into the next thing: he cares about people anyway!

sometimes, the wellbeing of some people isn't his top priority (like in The Future when he's working for a greater good), but he cares. he never hurts others without some kind of reason, even if that reason is not justifiable. and despite his whole "revenge" motivation, Rob can be incredibly forgiving and patient, even with people he supposedly hates like Gumball.

still, he isn't as mature as he might seem. no kid his age should be fully independent with no support, but he is. he's prone to making impulsive decisions that end up being dumb in the long run. and of course, his way of doing the whole villain thing is very childish.

and that's it! i can't think of anything else to say lol. thank you for this ask, i LOVE to yap

[comicaurora]

These have been pent up for a while, so there's a whole list lol. Some are Aurora, some are not.

1) Can lacrimas carry out multiple purposes at once? Or will they blend them? I'm assuming that this is possible, considering that the automaton in the ruins was using a lacrima as a brain

2) Has anyone tried to make tools or weapons out of lacrimas? I'm talking like chisel that needs no hammer. Or maybe a Fire lacrima on a bow that sets your arrows on fire

3) Can you engrave runes on lacrimas to make them affect themselves?

4) Where can I read more about the Twins? If I'm not wrong they're the creator gods, aided by the Light dragon and the Void dragon to create life, but I might be getting a wrong read on that

5) Since we see Erin successfully become the first Void mage, does that now mean there's potential for him to make a Void lacrima? The dragon probably won't allow it, but still

6) What exactly does elemental corruption of each element do? Fire literally burns you up, as we saw in Arc 1. I can infer that Life likely makes you a chimera. Void corruption makes you a cave crawler. But what do the other one do? Does Earth make you a statue? Does Wind disintegrate you, Thanos style?

7) Now onto the non-Aurora questions, is your art vector or raster? I believe it's vector, but it's always better to confirm

8) What are your opinions on reading into the environment and the character design to infer things about the character themselves? In any type of media

9) Have you played Baldur's Gate 3?

10) Do you have any music that you'd recommend? I've listened to every song I liked so many times that I hate them now.

11) I'm new to Tumblr, anything that I should know? You don't have to answer this one if you don't wanna. I think I know some of the basics already. Reblog what you like, and avoid the terfs, right?

You might be able to tell that I like the idea of the lacrimas a little bit. Just a teensy bit. The artificer in me definitely isn't obsessed. I appreciate any answers you can give :3

Cheers!

Ooh, lots of stuff!

Yes, it's possible. A lacrima can be engraved with multiple spells, set in a casing engraved with commands, or some combination of the two. Typically, all spells engraved directly on a lacrima will activate at once when the lacrima is "switched on", but a spell can be quite complex, and conditional activations are possible - "if-then-else" statements, basically.

Yes, magic items exist.

Generally no. If the lacrima is disrupted or broken, the spell generally stops functioning, so a self-affecting lacrima will run only as long as it takes for the lacrima to distort or break.

There's an extra lore page about them!

He probably could if he wanted to (and the Dragon allowed it) but Void energy is very dangerous, so he likely doesn't want to.

Each form of elemental corruption agitates the presence of the element in the mage's body. Earth corruption can damage or alter bones, encourage unhealthy petrification of soft tissues, etc. Wind corruption can have physical effects but it often most obviously produces breakdowns in the person's ability to speak or understand language. Lightning damages, numbs or intensifies a person's physical senses.

Raster, I draw with CSP's digital pens. I've only very briefly experimented with vector art - I don't like how it simplifies the lines.

I think it's a fun school of analysis but, like all literary analysis, it runs into trouble if it tries to lock down exactly what the writer was thinking or intending (which is an objective fact that one can be incorrect about) rather than trying to analyze the story on its own and what meaning might, intentionally or unintentionally, be factoring into it.

Nope

don't trust my taste in music it's 90% nu metal and sonic OSTs

Like what you like, reblog what you want, generally it's considered dubious form to add a comment to a reblog unless you have something profound to contribute (commenting in the tags is fine), steer clear of discourse and callout posts and generally the sectors of the site that are constantly on fire, blocking someone for any reason is 100% fine

[jtl07]

Lol, was that okay?!? How can you ask that! It was perfect!! Bea in glasses would be very, very hot 🔥 This was fun, you’re so amazing. I’ll give you a new one: camera, park, superhero

the world definitely needs more Bea in glasses lol - this was a fun one to ponder, though it ended up not as tight as usual, more of like a sketch than anything else. hope it's okay!

"- and Charlie and them started being mean but I told them The Halo really could do all those things and then! And then you won't believe what happened!"

Beatrice glances at her brother and his wife, the couple enthralled in their 7-year-old son's story. She can't help but think how different this child's life is compared to what she and her brother'd had. Is glad for it, is proud of it: that young Henry can come home from the park with a skinned knee and dirty jeans and be cared for rather than yelled at, can make a hoodie in honor of his favorite superhero and be encouraged rather than disciplined, can come home without fear, can make a mess without tears, can live as the child he's meant to be. Beatrice is proud of them, proud of their family; proud to be part of it as well.

"The Halo came! And all of them ran away because they were scared but she was really nice! She said my hoodie was perfect and she let Aunt Bea take pictures on her phone and her work camera!"

"He wanted me to wait to send you the ones on my phone," Beatrice explains as Henry continues to bounce around them, pointing to where he and The Halo had posed by the playground. "I'll email you the ones that don't end up used by the paper."

"By the way, I saw your article on that gender affirming clinic," her brother says as Henry swings from his arm, "Incredible writing."

Beatrice shrugs, shyly adjusts her glasses. "Stories like that write themselves."

"They still have to get written, Beatrice. And you write them well."

Beatrice shakes her head but pauses in her reply, head tilted as if listening to something in the distance. She returns to herself with a cough, checks her watch, edges toward the park's exit. "Ah, well, speaking of articles, I'm afraid I've another one to start. I'll see you all for dinner this weekend." She takes her leave politely but quickly. And if any of her extended family notice the strange gust of wind in her wake, none of them comment on it.

**

"Why are you always saving me?" Ava sighs hours later, cradled in Beatrice's arms as they touch down on the balcony of Beatrice's apartment. Beatrice lets her suit dematerialize once they're inside and Ava's settled on the couch.

"Well, it is my job," Beatrice says, keeping her voice light even as her body is heavy with exhaustion from the fight. She kneels down next to the couch to start unlacing Ava's boots.

"Just your job?"

Beatrice pauses, glances up at Ava's face but finds her eyes downcast, taking in the stillness of her own body. The fight had been a hard one, even with the both of them teamed up together. In the end, it had been Ava who'd saved them - saved them all, yet again - but at the cost of blowing out the halo. Beatrice knows this is temporary but she also knows the fear that Ava harbors inside: that all of this, from the hero work to the mere act of walking, is all on borrowed time.

She reaches out slowly, waits for Ava to track her hand, before she rests her palm against Ava's cheek. Feels her stuttered breath, the slow release.

"And my pleasure," Beatrice says, a truth and promise wrapped together.

Ava closes her eyes and nods, turns into the touch to press a kiss into Beatrice's palm. It isn't until Beatrice gently pulls back to return to Ava's boots that Ava speaks.

"Hey, do you think Henry can make me a hoodie too?"

Beatrice chuckles. "I'm sure he'd be delighted to."

"Fuck yeah."

[autism-autobot]

LOL JING BEING AFRAID OF BEETLES

Bet macaque isn’t hesitant in doing it at work too. Just leaves a bunch of those fake plastics he bought around the office.

He is rewarded with not just Jing, but a good majority of the celestial advisory cabinet screaming like little girls.

𝔹𝕠𝕟𝕦𝕤 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕌𝕟𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕

Beetle Bite

Li Jing and Nezha had to go to a conference as well as do office work, and they brought their respective monkeys along with them.

Macaque and Wukong had their own vests, denoting their affiliations with their celestials. Wukong's vest was covered in pins, and Macaque's had patches Jing got for him.

Nezha and Wukong got there earlier since Wukong's cooperative when getting out of bed in the morning.

Next to Nezha's desk, Wukong has a playpen that was donated by a friendly celestial whose child grew out of it but seemed perfect for Wukong to hang out in while Nezha got work done.

Wukong just got curled up and comfy on the sleeping cushion when Jing came in and called Nezha in for the meeting.

Nezha: Sorry, Mushroom. Duty calls.

SWK: *pouty face*

Nezha: I know, darling. I know, but I must. *scratches him behind the ear* *leaves*

SWK: *crying chirps*

Mac: Really?

SWK: What? I love him, and I don't want him to leave!

Mac: You never did that with me.

SWK: Don't remember you ever caring like he does. At least not during hard times.

Mac: Oof, *mimics having an arrow lodged in his heart* owwie.

SWK: *rolls eyes* You got anything to do while we wait? Cause I'm taking a nap.

Mac: Oh, I have something to do.

SWK: *raises brow* *curls up and closes his eyes* Well, have fun with that.

Mac: Oh, I will. *shadow teleports away*

~~~

Wukong woke up to the sound of a commotion down the hall. He knew immediately that his ex was somehow involved. He likely caused it. No, he definitely caused it.

Jing ran into Nezha's office and shut the door behind him, and barred it with his whole body.

Jing: Monkeys eat beetles, right?

SWK: Among other bugs, yeah. Why?

Jing: Would you mind acting as pet control?

SWK: Sure, why not.

~~~

Jing carries Wukong into the conference room, where everyone, aside from Nezha, were standing on the furnishings and freaking out.

Nezha doesn't mind bugs and beetles, especially. He knows Wukong likes to snack on them. But he saw something everyone else was too scared to notice.

Jing: *sets Wukong down* Eat your fill.

SWK: *trots over to the bugs*

SWK: *grabs a bug and inspects it*

SWK: These are fake.

Celestials: FAKE???!!!

SWK: Yep, fake. If you guys calmed down for two seconds, you might've noticed they're just wind-up toys.

Nezha: *tries hiding his laughter*

SWK: I think I know who's responsible too.

Jing: It was Macaque again, wasn't it?

SWK: Yeah.

Nezha: *snickering* *picks up Wukong*

Nezha: You should've seen his face.

SWK: I'm sure there'll be more opportunities.

Nezha: *snickers* I hope so.

~~~

Wukong got many pets and many treats for his help. Macaque got a talking to and no treats. Safe to say, most celestial officials have a favorite monkey now, and it wasn't the one they were anticipating.

Masterpost

@istopaskingmemate @starrclown @swkbiggestdefender @ainnur @weaverpop @fruit-fight

[burning-academia-if]

Since its Christmas 🎄. It can be naughty if you want it to be 😜How would the Ro's spend it with Mc? Also what would they like as a present 🎁 and what would they give Mc?

MERRY BELATED CHRISTMAS!!!

Also, I answered what the ROs would like as gifts here!

Rook: He honestly doesn't like most holidays for a variety of reasons, and usually pretends they don't exist. If it's something you'd like to celebrate though, then he'd go along with it, and it's one of the few occasions where he's going completely at your pace. For a gift for MC, I think it's something practical or something you've been needing that you mentioned offhandedly and he kept a mental note of it for later

Beck: Christmas used to be family time! If you've been together long enough, you're definitely being dragged to his parents house, and they are definitely going to try to feed you everything you're willing to eat lol It's also a pretty melancholy time for him, though, since it's a bit of a reminder of things he's lost. I think after all the family chaos winds down, you're left with him and a very fragile peace. He'd give you something from a show or game you like! Like a cool shirt or mug or something lol

Rhea: She doesn't want you near her home because she knows how that would go down, so you're spending Christmas Eve together instead! And since its Christmas Eve, things are still opened so the two of you can order in from your favorite place and just hang out. She'd probably make you watch classic holiday movies just because she never really got the chance to growing up and she wants to make up for lost time. I also think pre Christmas, she'd make the two of you decorate your own ornaments together too. Anyway, her gifts remind you that she comes from money because it's like Rook but like times ten. Multiple things you need all from the high end brands. She just blinks if you comment on it. There will also be a hand made card in there, somewhere in the depths of that giant bag she gave you

Zoe: Christmas is also family time, but this is the chaotic cheerful version ft siblings! You're being dragged into all the holiday activities. Gingerbread house competitions, baking cookies, all the Christmas games where the winner earns ten bucks about. It's non stop, and at the end of it Zoe just drags you to bed for cuddles and sleep but they're likely exhausted lol I think anything Zoe got you would be related to your hobbies, but they'd also include a care package of your favorite snacks or drinks.

Lars: You probably couldn't convince him to celebrate a holiday if you tried, but he is going to get you a gift because he knows you probably got him one. (Idk why, I'm also having flashbacks to the 'MC tied themselves up as the present' ask fakslfja). Anyway, his gift is probably a replacement for something you should have replaced a million years ago. Those busted shoes you've had for five years, the threadbare jacket, maybe even a new laptop if yours looks about ready to break down. ALSO, if your into a specific band he might grab concert tickets for the both of you to go.

???: Not necessarily Christmas day related, but I think they would be enamored with the idea of decorating a tree, so they'd ask if the two of you could get a small one and decorate it together askjskj They've never celebrated Christmas before, just like they've never celebrated anything else. They'd probably have fun just doing festive things for the novelty of it, but ultimately, they'd treat the day the same as any other day more or less. Unless you want something more from them, they'd be happy to provide. Gift wise, it'd probably be that one guilty pleasure thing where you want it so bad but you have no real reason to get it, so they just get it for you lol

[gunnrblze]

Till Death, pt 1

Keegan x Ajax series! This was supposed to be lighthearted and funny tbh but as always, I had to insert decades long yearning and desire and longing, silly me smh. I apologize if any of it’s confusing, I’m not very good with writing scenes of only two people with the same pronouns, so the use of he/him may get a little mistakable with who exactly I’m referring to. Also the writing is just kinda all over the place lol enjoy that.

༄ 1500k+ words, mild mention of dick and ass but no smut (yet?), so mdni idc, yearning in the full definition of the word, sap fest fr

Mornings always came a little dreadfully at first on base. Pushing through the initial exhaustion from the day before was never easy. Especially knowing you’d be doing the same menial tasks all over again.

Something made it a little easier whenever Keegan caught wind of Alex, though.

Alex moved like a body of water, somehow smoother and more fluid than the rest of the clunking boots around them. Keegan knew it was a slippery slope whenever he admired his smile for a bit too long, or the way he felt his heart catch whenever Alex slung his arm around his shoulders.

He knew their erotic jokes didn’t mean much. It was all in good fun, anyway. Hell, all the guys made jokes like that with one another. It didn’t mean anything, unless it did. But Keegan knew it didn’t.

Didn’t. Unless maybe Alex felt it too. Felt his pulse quicken or his pants get tighter around his crotch whenever he saw Keegan crack a rare little grin, or catch him shirtless in the showers after training.

Maybe that was just the thing about the military. You could joke here and slap an ass there with your fellow men, but the second you started dreaming about your lips against his or your cock anywhere but your own pants or fist, it was different.

Keegan didn’t mind too much, though. He didn’t have time to mind. From the moment he woke up above Alex in the barracks every morning, to the moment he fell asleep in the same spot every night, he was busy with everything else that went on.

So if he had to pretend the sound of Alex snoring wasn’t imprinted into his mind already, then so be it. He could push past the fact that Alex was near him practically all day. Slept below him and trained with him, ate with him, worked with him, goofed off with him like idiots. He’d ignore that he could identify the broad man by his scent alone.

And Alex would simply do the same. He would allow himself only a few minutes a day to really think about those deep blue eyes that followed him. To really think about how his own eyes would trace over the bottom of the bunk above him at night, trying to map out the lines of where he imagined Keegan’s body rested on top.

The setup was okay. They were both avoidant enough to ignore the lingering glances and touches. Morning trainings came and went, mealtimes and meetings and daily work flashed by like the hands on a clock.

And they pretended. Pretended that seeing the other hurt in the field or taking on enemies too great a size didn’t tear at their heartstrings when it was all said and done.

This wasn’t a job that allowed attachment. It was too fast moving. Everyday was the same on base, but things moved too quickly to really claim a stake anywhere.

Except Keegan and Alex seemed to follow one another, whether intentionally or not. From basic recruit training to joining Task Force Stalker and becoming Ghosts together, where one man went the other followed.

Just how they liked it.

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“Ajax, rise and shine, pretty boy” Keegan’s grumbly voice would stir the large man in his bunk, tossing over and rubbing the few hours of sleep from his eyes.

“Again with the nickname?” Ajax’s tone was too riddled with exhaustion for Keegan to decipher his true level of annoyance, but he knew the man too well.

“You seemed to dislike ‘AJ’ so we’re just trying to freshen it up, sue me” he answered, giving the man a pat to the cheek and not even trying to hide his smirk before walking toward the door.

“Right, get outta here and make yourself useful, Russ” Ajax retorted with a gruff chuckle as he rose from his bed, stiff muscles and joints already aching. He’d been a marine so long he wasn’t sure if his body was cracking from the exertion, or if every guy in their mid 20s had the lower back pain comparable to an elderly mans.

A smirk adorned his face too though, despite himself. Keegan’s short huff of laughter wasn’t nearly as melodic as it always sounded to him, but it bounced off the hallway of the barracks and right into his eardrums nonetheless, worming its way into that warm, gooey part of his heart that he chose to keep shut up. For the greater good, of course.

Ajax didn’t ever seem to be too deterred by early mornings, despite his initial disdain upon opening his eyes and seeing even the slightest sliver of light. He could make the best out of what felt like the worst. Even PT at 0500 hours, wide smile lighting up the room in a way that had every other soldier wanting to slap it right off his pretty face. His charm felt like a hand around Keegan’s throat, squeezing and squeezing and threatening to cut off his air supply, lest he shut it down before he gets comfortable with the idea of not breathing.

It was like that everyday. Keegan would watch him both up close and from afar, opting to observe everything instead of speak like the other man tended to, apparently. He wouldn’t typically favor being surrounded by a guy who couldn’t seem to shut up, but when it was Ajax’s deep voice that bass lined the walls of the armory while he was cleaning his M40, well, how could one dare complain?

Ajax was too tactful not to notice Keegan’s staring, of course. He wasn’t stupid, too perceptive not to see the way the man’s eyes raked over him, all of him. Deep blues combing over every inch of his being as if he were noticing the man for the first time. It was something he’d done from the days they’d met in basic training.

Keegan’s silent once overs used to deter Ajax from wanting to get to know the man better, assuming he had to have some kind of unspoken issue with him. But Ajax quickly found that Keegan’s voice just didn’t seem to come naturally to the man, maybe it was better for him to look than speak? It didn’t quite explain why he had to look at him like that, he was just thankful that the hot blush was masked on his dark cheeks whenever Keegan’s eyes not so inconspicuously studied the way his uniform stretched around his biceps, or the way the water rolled off his ass in the shower.

It was almost so blatant at times that Ajax felt as if he knew the man had something more going on in his mind. But he didn’t indulge himself in the idea. The idea that these lingering glances meant anything other than Keegan’s keen perception subtly making itself known. The near brooding man looked that same way at everything. From his rifle to his superiors teachings to the landscapes during recon missions, Keegan took in all the details that he could.

But it didn’t stop Ajax from feeling like it was something special. Something that made his heart clench and mind go fuzzy for half a second because Keegan was watching him. He could look at the other privates, watch his back wherever he went as if some pre-installed hyper vigilance riddled his system, but he was observing Ajax.

Keegan’s approach of looking but not speaking seemed to mirror that of Ajax’s. He could talk to Keegan all he wanted, but if he really found himself staring the way his eyes begged for permission to, he’d get lost in the man. His eyes so deep and blue that Ajax didn’t even care how cheesy it felt to compare them to the Pacific.

Mealtimes felt like a reprieve from the rough routine they endured everyday, and Keegan found himself relishing even in the manner Ajax ate in. It wasn’t ever too long before his eyes found their way back to the dark brown ones that would sit across from him. Was he jealous when Ajax would wrap an arm around the waist of the soldier next to them? Joking and laughing in a way that he only wished he could reciprocate? No, he wagered. He just didn’t like Private Brooks and that stupid horse laugh of his, that’s all.

“Gonna eat that, Keeg? You know I’ll take it” Ajax would toss a joking wink to Keegan when his fork shuffled around the mush of peas on his tray. He felt like a damned schoolboy again, swapping lunch trays with his friend whenever he didn’t like part of his meal. But the smile Ajax gave him seemed to make the noise in his head disappear if only for a moment, pearly teeth contrasting against velvety dark skin.

Keegan’s heart thrummed as he walked across base to work, boots clanking on the pavement in time with the muscle that threatened to explode from behind his ribcage if he thought about that damned smile for any longer.

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[animationstarlover1983]

Five Night’s at Freddy’s: System Reboot AU.

Vanuary/@Vanessaverse-Official.

Day 28: Happy Ending.

Description: A Fun Little Fnaf Fan Story, Specifically made for the Vanuary Event Day 28: Happy Ending.

Please Enjoy

It was a Beautiful Night outside, the Stars were Glistening and Sparkling in the Sky, almost like Diamonds but only more beautiful

Everyone was outside Stargazing, they all were by the Hill Tree they often Visited when wanting to Clear their Minds

It was Quiet and Peaceful with the only sounds that could be heard is the Soft Wind and Crickets, everyone sat and laid near one another all in awe at the Starry Night Sky

Vanessa had a soft smile on her face, as the stars reflected from her eyes

Vanessa: wow, the Stars are Beautiful Tonight

Gregory: Yeah, they look kinda like Glitter in the Sky

Freddy: I’ve always loved watching the Stars

It was quiet for a few seconds before someone else spoke

Eclipse: I wonder what it be like to be up their with all of them

Jackie: hmm, probably super bright and, Starry

Everyone giggles at Jackie’s Response

Chica pointed up to a few Stars

Chica: look over their, those starts together kinda look like a Triangular Pizza

Bonnie: huh, it does kinda

Freddy pointed to the Stars next

Those stars look like a Prize Box

Cassie: you know guys, I once heard that Each Star is actually an Alternate Universe where Certain Events are Different but with some Similarities

Gregory: really, that sounds pretty cool

Tony: i wonder what we’re like in every other universe

Bonnie: probably the same

Everyone: YEAH

Quinn: Maybe theirs a Universe where Fazbear Entertainment finally Threw in the Towl Lol

Everyone laughed at Quinn’s joke, it would honestly be a miracle if their was a Universe where Faz-Ent was just gone

It was quiet again for a few seconds, Vanessa started to have a Contemplative and Somewhat Worried look at on her

Vanessa: hey guys

Everyone directed their attention to Vanessa as she called out to them

Vanessa: do you, do you guys think were together in every universe

Everyone was quiet for second, they seemed to be thinking of what answer to give while some seemed a bit confused by the question

Gregory: what do you mean 😶

Vanessa: well

Vanessa: it’s just, if every star up their is a Different Alternate Universe, is it possible theirs 1 or a Couple where things took at turn for the Worst or that none of us are Together

Everyone seemed to start Contemplating Vanessa’s Response, they all seemed to have Mixed Feelings about the Subject

Freddy: I think so

Everyone looked at Freddy who had a Sincere and Confident look on his face

Vanessa: Freddy!

Freddy: sure things may be different in each universe, but if theirs one thing im certain of, it’s that no matter how different each universe is, or how many times we struggle, if our Alternate Selves are anything like we are then I have no doubt that we always find each other

Vanessa’s attention was then turned to her side when she felt a hand over hers, she saw that Quinn was looking at her

Quinn: Freddy’s right, even if we all don’t meet each other like we did here, I have full confidence that we all find each other in some way

Gregory: that’s true, even though theirs nothing to prove that we’re together in every Universe, theirs also nothing that proves we’re not together in every Universe

Vanessa: Guys!

Roxy: Remember, what’s important for us is to just focus on our Universe, besides I’m sure our Alternate selves are doing just fine

Roxy: and just like us, they Most definitely got their Happy Ending

Vanessa gave them a soft smile as she proceeded to wipe a few small tears from her face

Vanessa: You guys always know what to say don’t you 😊

Gregory: yup, and don’t you forget it 😁

Cassie: Guys look

Everyone’s attention was then brought back to the sky as they witnessed one of the most Beautiful Shooting Stars/Meteor Shower

Everyone: WOW

Everyone looked in Awe as the Stars were flying across the sky with Glistening and Shimmering Beauty

Vanessa: looked around at everyone around her, they were all smiling and looking with Passion and Joy in their Eyes

Vanessa then started thinking back to her time before this, she remembered as a child that she and her Parents would always watch the Stars at Night

During her 9 months of being Trapped in her Mind by Vanny she feared she would never see the stars again or ever find Happiness again

But then she remembered all the Good and Happy Memories she had made with new Family and Friends, she could hardly remember that lady Tim she felt this Calm and Happy

Vanessa could Confidently say that for the First time in a Long Time, she Finally Felt

At Peace

Everyone’s attention was then Turned to a Loud Noise as they saw Monty

Monty: Hey Guys, I finally Finished it

Monty showed off what had to be the most Crappiest and Broken Device on his Back that had A Engine and Fireworks tales to it

Eclipse: Monty, what is that

Monty: Uh it’s a Jetpack, DUH

Monty: it’s time for me to become the first ever Flying Gator and head of to Space

Monty: SEE YA SUCKER’s

Freddy: Monty wai-

Monty proceeded to press a button and the Jetpack started to activate

Monty: TO INFINITY AND BE-

Before he could finished he was immediately launched into the sky uncontrollably flying up in their air

Monty: I’m Flying, hahahaha, I’m Fly-

(BOOM/GIANT EXPLOSION)

Everyone: 😶

They then heard something falling out the air, on the ground was a Half Conscious Monty

Monty: did I make it to Space (Dazed and Confused)

Everyone then Bursted into Laughter as Monty Confusingly Joined in as well

The End.

[smilesrobotlover]

Hmm KotG stuff uhhh

What's Ganondorf's story?

Tell me some lore about the ancient sages!

What are each of the teams up to in the story (as much as you want to say if you want to avoid spoilers or anything)?

Sorry, as soon as you sent this I started homework and it about made me crash out with how ridiculously confusing it was (I still didn’t get it. I GENUINELY don’t know what I did wrong. I’m so pissed I had to turn it in despite it being wrong cuz ain’t not way I’m working on that any longer than I have to. Good GRIEF)

Anyways lol.

I’m thinking about Ganondorf’s story cuz it’s kind of a…. Tender subject I feel and I don’t want to piss anyone off, but this’ll just be my assumption from the game totk. I don’t have a backstory, but I do have Ganondorf coveting the land of Hyrule and wanting it for himself and the Gerudo. The desert is unforgiving and the fresh green land seems nice. He just doesn’t know how to go about taking it. Rauru, Sonia, and Mineru have secret stones and are very powerful, with far more soldiers and support than the Gerudo, and this random girl with a secret stone is also there. Except she has a mysterious triangle piece that seems to strengthen her power significantly with the secret stone, making Rauru, Mineru, and Sonia’s powers combined nothing compared to what she had. He sticks with them, pretending to be an ally in order to find out their weaknesses and all of that, and he is curious by Zelda’s Triforce piece. He and the Gerudo try to find the Triforce but it’s mysteriously nowhere to be found. At least that’s what he thinks. Until a Triforce piece appears in the Goron mines, and that’s when he strikes. Taking the Triforce of power, he’s able to get the strength to ambush and take down Sonia, stealing her secret stone that made him exceptionally powerful. Far more powerful than anyone. The only one being strong enough to face him (but barely) is Zelda, but she’s not the biggest fighter compared to this behemoth of a man. Ganondorf tries to take over Hyrule, and he becomes drunk with power that makes the Gerudo lose faith in him. It seemed his motivations were moving away from their well being and towards something else, and many fell away from their king that had become a monster.

That’s what I got for him atm but we’ll see as I write it :) I don’t think Ganondorf started off as completely evil but he’s definitely not a good person and turned evil towards the end.

And oh boy, I’m excited for the ancient sages! I decided to bite the bullet and name them after the divine beasts, since I’m placing totk and botw and AOC in a separate timeline than everyone else so it doesn’t entirely contradict other lore. The lightning sage is named Nabooru cuz in botw it’s clear that Naboris was named after her, and you can probably guess the other names. Ruto, Darunia, and I’ve been debating on Medo or Medlo or somethin. Nabooru doesn’t like Ganondorf, which is why she’s so close to Rauru instead of the Gerudo, because she sees something evil within him that she doesn’t like. The wind sage has a fat crush on Ruto but doesn’t know how to go about it since he’s a Rito and she’s a zora. Darunia was actually fond of Ganondorf and Ganondorf used that to steal the discovered Triforce of power, so the battle between him and Ganondorf became very personal. And yeah! That’s all I’ll say for now! I’m really excited to play with the sages cuz the potential for them is so fun :))

As of right now, the champions and Link are on the great sky island, with Daruk and Urbosa waiting for Link at the temple of time, Revali is looking for Link cuz he took off and he’s pissed about it, and Mipha is tearing the first room Link woke up in apart to find him. Where did he go? He’s fighting for his life trying to get to the shrines lol.

Ammon and Orman are returning to the castle sheepishly cuz the guy they’re supposed to protect is gone, Impa is with Purah and Robbie trying to help people from the upheaval and trying to figure out where the champions and Zelda went, and Kohga is panicking cuz the king and the princess weren’t supposed to VANISH. Rip

And Zelda is sleeping soundly in the ancient past with Terrako, Sonia, and Rauru watching

[fmajorenthusiast]

How would the rhps crew react to jewel man from mega Man 9?

OMG OFCCCC

(Full disclosure I know hardly anything about Mega Man and this is from the fandom wiki page and watching just a little! So if this is the most inaccurate assessment in the world my bad lol :))

Frank: I think Frank would like him a lot!!! He'd think that he's got style and that would make him really happy!!! I somewhat feel like the theme that I heard is kind of the sound to represent the inside of Frankenfurter's head just a little bit so that's saying a whole lot!!! I think that Frank would try to make him an ally and I'm not sure if Frank would be into screwing robots or not!!! If he is, then that certainly won't end well for him!!! I feel like this would objectively be a hilarious way for Frank to die if the meeting goes bad, but there is a non-zero chance that the two might get along!!!! Either way, Frank goes WILD at the inherent stylishness of the name Jewel Man and all of the stylish weapons and weaknesses that Jewel Man seems to have!!! Frank would love the flair of it all and either have a phenomenal time or get himself killed!!! It'd be very cool!!!

Brad: Brad would be a bit confused!!! He wouldn't understand HALF of what's going on and he'd just.... try to do his usual "Hi, I'm Brad Majors-" and that would wind up going how it'd wind up going!!!! He'd feel like he'd just dropped in on the middle of a class and have no IDEA what happened in the beginning or what he'd missed! Except this time, he's dropped into a dangerous situation!!! He might be registered as, "not a threat" and make it out ok or he might just get crushed!!! Either way, he'd spend the entire time looking like that one scene when hes just watching in complete and total confusion as Doctor Scott wheels in!!! But this time it might wind up with him getting impaled by a jewel!!! Or whatever else his attacks are!!! It'd be crazy! And he'd be very awkward and confused and Brad!!! It'd be so much fun!!!

Janet: Janet would simultaneously find him endearing, be turned on by him, and also be scared to death of him!!! On one hand, she'd be like, (forgive my patchy knowledge from fandom wiki LOL) "he tricked you? Oh you poor baby!" And look at how sweet that cartoon looks!!! But of course, he is evil now and that might not work out all that well for her!!! She'd be scared when he starts doing evil things, but as Frank proves, he'd still turn her on a bit! Even when she's this close to death!!! Someone would probably need to help get her out of there since she'd probably wind up on freeze in fight flight or freeze!!! Overall, I do think that she might wind up liking him, though!!! He's got an interesting design and she's got a love and soft spot in her heart for things and people that the world has screwed over!!! It'd be a great time if the two of them were lucky!!!

Riff Raff: I say it with love when I say that these two might just hate each other- that music would irritate the absolute SHIT out of Riff and he'd think to himself, "Ok! It's a real shame that you got brainwashed and had your heart stripped away... but the damage has been done and now you must die and I will absolutely use your parts for something more useful and non-villainous!!" Like seriously he'd kill him and take the parts!!! Or at least he'd try to- I have no IDEA if an antimatter lazer would work on a robot and I also have no idea what other weapons Riff Raff has and or knows how to use!!! So he could very well lose the battle! Either way, there is DEFINITELY only one person making it out alive here!!! The music would probably irritate Riff Raff so much that he'd go into a blind rage (not that the music is bad! It's just to him its so overwhelming!!!) So he might just even take a knife to Jewel Man and hack those circuits!!! All in all, they would hate each other but we would be VERY entertained!!!

Magenta: I feel like he'd make Magenta laugh!!! I feel like she'd pity him, but she'd also just find it to be a bit much!!! To her, watching and observing him would be another situation like/similar to Toucha Toucha!!!!..... I will explain! Basically, she'd be INCREDIBLY interested in what Jewel Man is going to do next and she'd find him INCREDIBLY amusing in his character, but she's overall not too concerned about him!!! She'd enjoy him a whole lot, though!!! She'd really take him as he comes and she'd not spend too much time making sure that she understands everything! She'd just enjoy whatever happens!!! She really would!!! He'd amuse her a great deal, but she wouldn't cry if he died!!! And it really does come down to that!!! Either way, we would be INCREDIBLY entertained by them!!! She would be HILARIOUS in her reactions!!!

Columbia: Columbia would TOTALLY love him!!! To her, he'd be SOOOOO entertaining and she'd LOVE his theme!!! She'd enjoy watching him do what he does and she'd LOVE his style!!! She wouldn't get too close out of fear for her life, but she'd DEFINITELY enjoy him from afar!!! She'd also usually bring Eddie so that she can enjoy him but he also knows in no uncertain terms that he is not to fuck with her/try to hurt or kill her!!! It would be pretty hilarious because Eddie can TOTALLY tell that his woman finds Jewel Man to be so fascinating but thankfully for him, she does not have a crush on Jewel Man!!! She loves her Rockstar!!!! She'd totally be up to date on all the lore, too!!! She'd think that he's super cool and fun and she'd DEFINITELY enjoy him!!! She's got posters and merch and whatnot up in her room!!! She's VERY amused by him!!!

Rocky: oh Rocky is the HUGEST fan of Jewel Man!!! He thinks he's so cool with his jewels and his weapons and he's even incredibly intrigued by all of his weaknesses!!! Rocky is SO curious to see what Jewel Man is going to do next and he wants to be front row to all the action!!! He isn't afraid and he doesn't keep his distance? There is one simple and good reason for this!!! And it is the fact that he is SOOOOOO DAMN INDESTRUCTIBLE that Jewel Man can't really hurt him!!! Rocky also wouldn't quite understand if Jewel Man was trying to hurt him!!! So he'd just remain the world's biggest fan and just stand in the middle of fight scenes and everything else and itd be HILARIOUS!!! He'd be like the kid at the arcade saying "go left! Go right! Go left! Go right! Go left! Left! LEFT!" And then the entire rest of the crew would be facepalming just a bit because not only is this man a villain, but Rocky is getting in his way, and the assessment so far has been that he can't hurt Rocky, but that could change at any minute and everybody is growing quite concerned by now!!! All in all, Rocky LOVES Jewel Man, and he's not afraid to show it in the slightest!!!

Eddie: Eddie now understands what it means to be the partner at the concert of the S.O's favorite band!!! Seriously, he's always been the band before so this is a bit different for him!!! But in the end, he respects this interest of Columbia's and he's EXTREMELY happy with the fact that this interest is a villainous robot who she is NOT physically attracted to!!! Also, he's MORE than happy to be the tough guy who's there to stand up for her, switchblade knife and all! He's definitely wearing one of those shirts that says "Mess with my clown and I'll kill you" (ily Columbia and so does he) I don't know if he'd be able to win in a fight against Jewel Man if push came to shove (admittedly he probably could not) but he won't attack unless otherwise provoked in this instance! His one true love thinks that Jewel Man is SO COOL and because of that, so does he!!! He DEFINITELY makes rock instrumental covers of Jewel Man's theme to make Columbia happy, and it works like a charm!!! It really is amazing!!!

Doctor Scott: Doctor Scott would find him REALLY fascinating!!! Sentient robots are new to him and he's amazed at the concept! Not to MENTION the fact that they exist!!! That being said, he would DEFINITELY be smart enough to keep his distance!!! He's handicapped and can't run away from any attacks that Jewel Man might throw at him!!! LET ALONE fight back!!! He'd be INCREDIBLY interested, though!!! Upon further thinking and inspection of the situation, he would bite the bullet and ALSO bring Eddie along with him so that he could observe safely!!! Eddie would once again wear his, "Mess with my clown and I'll kill you shirt" but Doctor Scott really doesn't care at this point and is just happy to have his nephew there as a bodyguard!!! However much of a criminal Jewel Man is, he's brought another criminal to fight back!!! He has no idea how he feels about that.... or about putting his nephew into danger... but hey! He's so glad to finally be there! It means a whole lot to him!!!

The Criminologist: What a story! A robot! Broken, and set to be killed, and then brainwashed against his will, and now dangerous and evil???? The Criminologist can DEFINITELY get behind something like that!!!! Well he can't get behind doing something like that, but it's TOTALLY his kind of story and he's DEFINITELY following the case!!! He's doing it from a safe distance, though! This is definitely a "work is to be done COMPLETELY from the office" style case, (if any other kinds of cases even exist for him, of course!!!) He LOVES to study Jewel Man's attacks and weaknesses and make studies on how to defeat him!!! To him, this whole experience is a mystery of sorts and he finds it VERY interesting!!! He doesn't leave the office because if he were to confront Jewel Man head on he would OBJECTIVELY die- like immediately he would DIE DIE!!! And we can't have that so he stays in his office and does LOTS of really cool research!!! It'd be TRULY amazing!!!