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Macaque, wearing a cute pink bow in his hair, covered in glitter: this goes against my dignity.

Jing, holding a plate of various fruits and snacks: so you don’t want them?

Macaque: Now I never said that.

Jing: :D

LMAOOOOO CANON!

His pretty monkey likes food! 🤣🤣🤣

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I feel like everyone would be baffled by the way FloaPS!Nezha and FloaPS!Wukong just... share and enjoy the mundanities of life.

Wukong can't do much since he's sick and wheelchair bound, and Nezha's own health fluctuates, so they've learned to just enjoy and talk about the most minor and seemingly boring parts of everyday life.

Little bit of FloaPS Lore:

When Ao Lie was still alive, he and Wukong would sit outside in the mornings and have tea and snacks together before their children woke up (and all hell broke loose).

Wukong does the same with Nezha. Only now, there is not really a time limit on how long they can spend sitting, talking, and drinking tea.

Their most recent unbelievably in-depth conversation was about soup. Yes, soup. Not for any reason in particular, it just came up.

🥺 MY HEART

It’s both so sweet and so sad. Nezha not being the best of health some days, and Wukongs wheelchair bound state just… chilling, making the best of their lives even if it’s not the grand adventures

To no suprise, the Lionsword couple are the ones who relate the hardest. Having fought for so long in war and the personal battles along the way… yeah, they can understand. And LS!Jing is happy his son has found someone who understands him, even if it’s not romance.

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I want to see more of Wukong interacting with the general public of heaven and surprising them more and more with how wrong they were in their assumptions of his character. Like I can imagine the plumhill boys and/or peach madens wanting to hang out with him again and setting up a picnic in one of the public gardens just to run into some nasty noble or smth. I like to think that besides the Havoc itself, the peach madens were actually pretty cool with their little monkey boy, bonus points if they called him baby brother or considered him One Of The Girls(tm) since if I remember correctly the jade emperor had no sons therefore the peach madens had no brothers but then one day this funky, clever little monkey dude was given the same job as them with a fancy title and they're like "Aw this ones ours now🍑❤️🧡💛💚💙💜" wukong is just so "Please like and adopt me, idk what I'm doing" coded even if he is competent and self sustaining, he's just so cute, look at his little face!

- @fruit-fight 💜

"How can anyone hate him? He's just a little guy!" - A Peach Maden

"Well, you see, he *lore dumps about Wukong*" - Celestial Soldier

"AND???!!!" - Other Peach Maden

To them, he is very much one of the girls. Wukong is very happy they still feel that way about him.

~~~

Nezha brought Wukong to a café in the Celestial Realm one gentle morning. Sun Wukong had been slowly getting more used to using mobility devices in public. They were chatting while Wukong sat in the rollator anxious about his surroundings. He hadn't made many public appearances at this point and was concerned with how the other celestials who noticed him felt about his presence, especially in his current condition.

An elderly woman entered the café with who appeared to be a descendant of hers and just... stared at Wukong. Deer in the headlights kind of look. The young man only took a quick glance before turning to his elder.

"Grandmother, there's no line."

"Whatever is Nezha doing with that thing?"

"Grandmother, he's a monkey, not a thing. And I'm certain the Marshall has a good reason for the company."

"Hmm.... I'll go ask him."

"WAIT, GRANDMA NO!!!"

Wukong ducked his head and awaited the inevitable. Nezha noticed and scooted into a more protective position next to him.

'Grandma' bombarded Nezha with a million different questions about Wukong. Nezha answered her patiently, not wanting any trouble. Her grandson looked embarrassed.

Luckily, the grandmother seemed content with Nezha's answers and walked away when finished. The grandson apologized profusely for his grandmother's behavior.

Twentyish minutes later, the grandmother returned and placed a cookie in front of Wukong and pinched his cheek.

"Now, you keep being a good boy and get well soon. Alright, dear?"

"Yes, ma'am. I will."

~~~

Nezha had dropped Wukong off at the Demon Bull Family's place while he went to another boring meeting. As usual, he eavesdroped on the other celestials while he waited for things to get started.

The rumors were different than normal.

"Did you hear that The Monkey King is sick? The poor thing!"

"Wukong's living with Nezha now? How sick is that guy? Do you think he'll be okay?"

"You should have seen him in the market the other day, all cozy with his blanket holding onto Nezha! Oh, he's the cutest!"

"I was planning on dropping off some medicine at Nezha's place for Wukong if you wanna come with."

"Gods, I hope that The Monkey King feels better soon. Even my children have been praying for him."

Nezha smiled. These weren't the tones his dearest friend was usually spoken about with. It was a nice change. If only Wukong had heard it himself.

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[autism-autobot]

I love that Wukong love flowers in your story 💕

Funny because there is proverb about that in my language

"Bagai kera mendapat bunga"

"Like a monkey get a flower"

It's use to refer for someone who do not know how to appreciate other people gift for them. Funny how it the opposite of your story heh

That's ironic! Also, what language is that in?

As for FloaPS, I try to have the characters, especially Wukong, be grateful for what they have and the people in their lives.

Here's a bit of FloaPS lore:

Wukong assigns everyone he loves a flower:

Red Son = Red Peony

Nezha = Daffodil

Ao Lie = Snapdragon

Demon Bull King = Primrose

Princess Iron Fan = Jasmine

Macaque = Orchid

MK = Chrysanthemum

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Macaques are naturally protective of their troop, especially partners. Heavens forbid if someone goes after Wukongs loved ones, because he’s still needs he great sage no matter his condition.

But macaque is also his equal right? So if someone were to mess with Jing, they’d end up having a really bad day.

Wukong wouldn't take a loved one getting hurt sitting down. Even if he has to use 110% of his energy to get out the door to kick their asses, he will. It hasn't happened yet, but if it did...

Macaque is still at full strength, so he's someone you seriously don't want to mess with. Jing unknowingly got his own bodyguard monkey.

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AAAAAAAAAA SO FREAKING CUTE! Being spotted snuggled in a blanket at the market and janging on to Nezah so he doesnt get lost! Oh my HEART! The mental image!😭 The almost karen giving him a cookie and pinching his cheeks!? I CAN'T!😭 He's just a nervous and traumatized little therapy monkey! Like when you adopt from the pound and suddenly the "aggressive" animal is the sweetest bean in the world bc he finally feels safe.

It makes me laugh, though, because I can imagine any part of wukong's support system updating outsiders start to sound like Wonky Wednesdays from Megan on TikTok. They're so silly.

Moving on I personally love the headcanon that the plum hill boys used to invite Little Wukong to play sports and games with them back when he was a stable boy bc they thought the little guy was cute but he also kept up really well (AirBud ass monkey) but now they made gentler versions of the games so they can still play and give him exercise on good days.🥰🥺

- @fruit-fight 💜

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Wukong loves playing with the Plum Hill Boys, and whoever else is willing to play with him! Games used to be much more intense than they are now.

When his condition allows, he likes playing catch with them. Any game that doesn't involve much running around can be good.

Plum Hill gets more snow than Flower Fruit Mountain, so snowball fights and sledding are both fun. Though since Wukong doesn't have much fur left, the boys make sure to bundle him up tightly. Wouldn't want an already sickly monkey getting frostbitten! Igloos are fun to make, too.

Erlang Shen once helped strap Xiaotian Quan to a sled for Wukong to ride in. Snowy conditions can make it hard to use mobility devices. Wukong enjoyed the ride.

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Had a thought, does Wukong have anyone that treats him like a beloved cat but like in an unhinged way?

Like I can imagine someone picking him up without warning, stretchy cat style, and calling him names that's any diabolical string of words but his actual name. Maybe he's not fully present, like half asleep or something, but he can't get mad at what he's being called bc it's just that absurd. Maybe it's more cutesy. Like DBK scooping him up for a bath and, copying what he's seen online, goes "Stinky. Stinky baby man. Mr. Stink." To tease him. Or one of the Plum Hill Boys giving him agressive pets in their lap and going "tiny bastard man. Evil boi" How would Wukong even react?

Idk it just seemed funny as hell in my head

- @fruit-fight 💜

People do that to him. A lot.

Mostly Nezha, surprisingly. Bathtime teasing is almost mandatory at this point.

Once Nezha and Wukong were comfortable enough with each other, Nezha started teasing Wukong in ways he knew Wukong wouldn't take to heart. He only does this when he thinks they're alone.

At the Demon Bull Palace:

Nezha: *sniffs Wukong's head* Oof, stinky mister. Bathtime! *picks up Wukong*

SWK: *chirps*

Nezha: Mister stinky needs a bathy-bath!

SWK: *blows raspberry*

Nezha: You're getting a bath, smelly nugget!

SWK: *sniffs Nezha's hair* *fake retches*

Nezha: I don't smell that bad!

SWK: Sweaty man, icky tailless monkey!

Nezha: Am not!

SWK: Are too!

~~(This continues for a while)~~

Nezha: There! Done.

PIF: Good. Now it's the icky tailless monkey's turn.

SWK: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Nezha: Auntie!

DBK: Wouldn't want him smelling like "mister stinky" now, would we?

Nezha: Uncle!

SWK: HAHAHAHAHAHA

~~~

This only applies to family + Nezha. No one else is allowed to talk to Wukong like that.

They may call him a baby, they may call him kind and endearing things, but they can not refer to Wukong in a teasing manner.

Being called naughty or similar mean terms aren't allowed by anyone, even family.

Wukong was called so many hurtful things over the course of his life regarding his behavior that it's a bit of a sore point for him. Being called the wrong term can sometimes trigger his ptsd. Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie used to call him certain things right before the circlet was activated, so those phrases are an absolute no-go.

Ao Lie used to tend to Wukong's wounds while calling him a "smelly boy" and a "fluffy monkey baby". So babying terms are alright and sometimes preferred by him. They make him feel safe.

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Idk if you already did this but

Wukong making flowers crown for everyone

Oh, he absolutely does this!

The lock screen on Nezha's phone features him and Wukong wearing flower crowns. Nezha's is made of daffodils, and Wukong's is made of grape hyacinth.

A solid half of Red Son's baby pictures show him with flower crowns and bracelets.

Demon Bull King's head is so big that daisies are barely noticeable in his fluff.

Princess Iron Fan doesn't like anything or anyone touching her hair, so Wukong settles for making flower bracelets for her.

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You mentioned Nezha also doesn’t have the best health. Have they (Wukong and Nezha) ever had a day where they were both just particularly sick that day?

Post referenced in ask by @weaverpop

Yes, they have. It happens a bit in Part 12, but that's one where Wukong is less sick than Nezha for once.

They have had days where neither of them were able to care for themselves or each other.

Once, they both woke up too sick to move. Nezha tried reaching for his phone to call his father for help, but it was charging on the table on the opposite side of the room, too far away to get to.

They just laid there in their suffering. Wukong wasn't necessarily muted by his sickness, but he found it hard to talk. Nezha talked enough to keep they both of them entertained until they fell asleep together.

Demon Bull King had gotten in the habit of calling Nezha to check in on his brother. Nezha woke up to the sound of his phone ringing on the table. Wukong heard it, too.

Knowing that this could be their chance to call for help, Wukong grabbed his plushie with his tail and tossed it at the phone.

He made the shot! The phone was answered, and Nezha yelled for DBK to send help.

Red Son and Princess Iron Fan were there in an instant, DBK was waiting outside since he was too big to fit in the house.

Chrisis (kinda) averted!

Iron Fan and Red Son helped in whatever ways they could, even spoon feeding Wukong as Nezha often did when Wukong found it hard to move.

After that whole fiasco, Red Son made a special "S.O.S. Button" wristband for Nezha just in case this were to happen again.

Which it did. A little more often than he'd like. The Demon Bull Family never minded. They just wanted Nezha and Wukong to have the help they need when they need it.

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When Wukong wears a cute outfit: Fabulous. Beautiful. Happy as a clam. He pretty!

When macaque where’s an outfit: Angy. Unamused. why did he agree to this?

Wukong doesn't mind playing dress-up one bit! Macaque on the other hand...

Unfortunately for Macaque, Jing is much more enthusiastic about dressing him up than Nezha is about Wukong.

Wukong mostly wears ordinary human clothes with a few accessories here and there to make him feel pretty. Nezha will sometimes buy matching accessories for them to wear together.

Macaque is forced to wear more costume outfits and doesn't like it one bit. Jing isn't too into matching with Macaque, though.

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…Sooooo what I'm hearing is…

Wukong and Nezha need life alert. Or something.

Yeah, basically.

Nezha never really cared enough about his own health to have something like that, but with Wukong in the picture, he's a lot more careful about his health.

Amazing what a great friend and roommate can do to a person.

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Jing just wants his son to be happy 😭

Nezha’s out and proud! Even if jing may not completely understand, Nezha’s comfortable with who he is and how he lives. And honestly the way he explained his relationship to jing is just so wholesome. 🥺

Makes you wonder if their love sparks a desire for Jing to also have a partner 👀 (jkjk)

(Also i noticed how much Jing seems to emphasize that he loves Nezha. Guess the world nearly ending makes you realize how dumb pride is eh?)

I have a habit of projecting onto Nezha, so I gave him one thing I've always wanted but never had the chance to have: a parent that's safe to come out to and is supportive.

And yeah, the world nearly ending will show you what's really important (for some people).

Everyone ought to have someone to go through life with; Wukong has Nezha, DBK has PIF, and Sandy has Mo. That relationship can be very different depending on who it is and what they want from a partner, and if Jing ever wants one, maybe he'll get one, but who knows who or how that'll play out. If it happens, it likely won't be featured in FloaPS.

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Nezha live sat his own place right? Does Li Jing ever do that parent thing of just arriving unannounced?

Often.

This has led to some very awkward interactions.

This is what led to him finding out Wukong was staying at Nezha's house in the first place.

"Good morning, my son. What are you up to this fine- WHAT IS THAT MONKEY DOING HERE????!!!!!"

Wukong was fast asleep on the couch. He was suffering another migraine and fell asleep almost immediately after the pain meds kicked in because of how exhausted he was.

Nezha explained everything to his father, including how he had Wukong move in with him so he could take care of his friend.

Li Jing wasn't very happy about this. He didn't trust Wukong in the slightest. But then he saw Wukong's tear-stained face sleeping and Nezha's own expression at the sight and decided it would be alright if the monkey stayed. And if Nezha ever needed anyone to watch Wukong for him, Jing would be happy to help.

Nezha never left Wukong alone in his care.

He doesn't trust his father to be kind and empathetic towards Wukong, which is the thing he really needs.

~~~

Another time, Jing showed up unannounced only to find Nezha crying over Wukong's medical records on the table.

Jing wordlessly read the documents to see the words "future surgery" on one of them and knew that's what his son was crying about.

Jing put his hand on Nezha's shoulder and held him as he cried.

Nezha asked him for help finding a good doctor for Wukong's surgery since he refused to trust just anyone with his friend.

Jing did just that.

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Does wukong hate MK now?

Are they just out of each other's lives permeantly?

No, Wukong doesn't hate MK. He was just seriously hurt by what MK said to him + ditching him as his mentor.

Wukong still cares for MK and shows love in his own way. Namely helping Pigsy pay for MK's college classes and other things MK needs. MK only just recently became aware of this, by the way.

Maybe they'll be in each other's lives again, maybe they won't.

Forever is a long time, however, and permanence isn't exactly in the universe's vocabulary.

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Off topic but I saw a lot of people hc Wukong that he cry blood tears

My people like to say "Nangis lah, menangis sehingga keluar air mata darah" (depends on how people talk here)

"Go ahead,cry until tears of blood come out "

Those words are spoken to people whose mistakes will never be forgiven. (It's personal uses)

First off: Oof

Secondly: Wukong doesn't cry blood tears in FloaPS unless a circlet migraine gets to the point where it is so painful that, yeah, blood tears happen. Usually, Wukong passes out from the pain shortly thereafter.

This has only happened a handful of times, thankfully. Post-surgery, Wukong became a bit more trusting of the particular doctors who worked on him. Those doctors then recommended others in whatever field Wukong needed. One such doctor suggested using a certain brand of pills created to help with migraines.

Wukong's migraines still happen but rarely get to the point where it isn't tolerable.

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Ramble incoming

PIF a passenger princess fr, love that it specifically states that her driver is her husband with no room for exceptions.

I also love that Redson won't act inappropriately around his favorite uncle. Very polite, very demure, best behavior for favorite uncle, much respect, but I bet NOBODY believes Wukong when he mentions what a good, polite boy his nephew is. They won't say anything bc they don't have the heart, he looks so soft and fond, but there's this strangled look on their face while RedSon puffs his chest in pride behind/next to him. Wukong is aware, but it's funnier this way.

RedSon*clearly nervous but denying it*: Uncle! The newdle boy and dragon girl invited me to do an actuvity they called clubbing! Dragon girl gave me these clothes, insisting that my usual style would not do. Be honest, how do I look? *mesh sleeves, cropped halter top, fishnets and ripped jeans, the works* I believe I might be being punked, I feel naked :(

Wukong*genuinely adoring*: You are the most handsome boy in the whole world! But if you're uncomfortable, would you like me to help you find a suitable cover-up or something? Oh! Can I do your makeup?!

RedSon: *Takes every word to heart, suddenly a lot less nervous* That would be wonderful, thank you, uncle :)

RedSon dressed to the nines for a diplomatic meeting or party: Uncle is this good enough?

Wukong: *delighted gasp* You are stunning, little comet! The prettiest in China. You better not come home with any marriage proposals, those uppity snobs don't deserve all this. They'll be eating out the palm of your hand by the end of the evening! :3

Red, valiantly holding back tears to not smudge his $40 foundation, and ruin his two hour eyeshadow look, chest puffed, chin high: I am quite beautiful, aren't I? *checks the mirror again*

Wukong, genuinely as he brushes nonexistent dust off the outfit: Absolutly gorgeous. Definitely took after your mother, yet somehow you're even prettier than her-don't tell her I said that- Powerful and intelligent to boot. Don't you ever let anyone convince you otherwise. I'll kick their ass.

Red, practically glowing: Couldn't imagine it any other way.😌

I like to imagine that in your AU, Wukong is the reason RedSon grew up to be so unapologetically himself. Outsiders just think he's obnoxious or overcompensating, but really his loving uncle just stuffed so much self-confidence in him as a kid while his parents went through their personal issues that quieting his personality for the comfort of others genuinely sounds insulting to everything he is and all his uncle raised him to be. Just very "I'm the handsomest bc my mommy/grandma told me so" vibes, but it's Wukong being unconditional in his love for the kids around him.

When you say DBK is like RedSon, do you mean his road rage or his polite driving? In the show, RedSon literally does not give a shit about people or property damage when behind the wheel(I cannot find the clip for shit rn). I can imagine RedSon being the perfect picture of legal driving and politeness while Wukong is in the car, probably playing jazz or classical music bc he's his mother's child. Meanwhile, DBK, while driving legally, is probably blasting the most vulgar hardcore music on the radio as he and his little bro vibe hard with next to no conversation. Little monkey dancing in the passenger seat. He was there for the monkey's wild younger years, he knows whats up. I don't see DBK being much of a talker while actually focusing on driving safely.

Wukong and DBK: *Bumping hard to Party up by DMX*

*switches to calm classical as they pull up to the others*

*When leaving, they let the intramentals play as they pull off. Immediately switching to Cardi B when they turn the corner*

Only Nezah, PIF, and Macaque know they're fucking with people. Mac only knows bc he can hear the radio switch and the snickering when they're "out of earshot." Who's he to expose one of the few pranks Wukong can get away with in his state, hes glad theres still some trickster left in the guy. He ain't a snitch(most of the time). Besides, all 5 of them think it's hilarious.

- @fruit-fight 💜

The ask with the link to clip mentioned

FloaPS Facts mentioned

Wukong and PIF are both passenger princesses.

Wukong thinks Red Son is the goodest boy, and no one can convince him otherwise (not that anyone is dumb enough to try). He knows how his nephew really acts. It's just the "my baby can do no wrong" part of his heart.

I've decided all of the above scenarios are canon because I can do that, and they put a smile on my face. :) All of this is very in character for FloaPS Wukong. Great job, 10/10.

Wukong definitely fanned the flames of Red Son's ego, though Red Son would be lying if he didn't say he got Wukong's "look/be confident even if you don't know what the fuck you're doing". Red Son's got insecurities, too, but he knows his uncle will always be there for reassurance and a pep talk if and when he needs one.

DBK and Red Son have the same road rage.

Wukong attempting to imitate a killer drum solo while DBK smiles at him in through the rear view mirror. They are the best bros. And a little prank like that never hurt anyone. DBK loves helping his brother be the free spirit he once knew.

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