#i know i wont get it but god what if i did

[little-forest-goblin]

The Art of Valentine

❤️ Valentines day special ❤️

Synopsis: Five had you as a coworker at the CIA. You guys could be described as work wife and work husband by other coworkers and also because everybody can feel the unspoken desire, wanting, love and care. Eventually this all boils over.

Note: this story is in season 4 but there is no forbidden relationship (AKA five and lila) and the universe did not reset. The cleanse was just a cult of crazies.

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Five had a crush that he completely thought qas hopeless. HOPELESS. He kept telling himself to stop dreaming of her when you know that it wont happen! Sadly his ass was not cooperating with his logical albeit twisted logic. Either way he liked you.

You and he were described as a work wife and husband to everyone. If I went up to them and asked about the two of you it would be that exact description. Some coworkers found it annoying while others found it kind of adorable and were betting on the two of you ending up together

God five was hoping the same thing and little did he know you did too.

It was a normal office day. Five going through files on the newest case. After finding out that the director was a part of the cleanse cult they obviously replaced him and just so happened to replace him with five.

They found that five were more than qualified for the job of CIA director. He did appreciate it because he got quite a hit of money and it was quite an achievement.

You came into the office with a new file for the case they were working on. “Well hello handsome. I have the file you asked for”

he looked up and sipped his coffee and smiled setting it down “You keep talking like that and you might get yourself in trouble”

you chuckled and walked over to the desk setting the file down “Maybe i want to be in trouble”

he smirked and leaned forward towards you. Your breaths mingled and his body even though you didn't touch yet was warm. “Don't make me spank you, honey.”

you blushed and moved back “w-well than i guess i should behave” you turned and moved to walk out.

he swallowed and his eyes trailed down your body. His heart was pounding. Once you left he was in a panic. He let out a strangled breath his hands on his desk and his heart pounding he was sure he was dying

“I'm dead this is it. Her beauty has killed me. Her wit has killed me. A MURDER!!!”

Meanwhile, outside the office a few coworkers heard him yell after you left. One of the coworkers that had a mug of coffee was talking to one leaning against the wall “You think he has a photo of her in his wallet she doesn't know about?”

the coworker leaning against the wall nodded “Probably”

Meanwhile five was having a heart attack induced by you. Good god save him now. He took a shaky sip of coffee.

“God save me now”

Soon after he needed more coffee and sadly he didn't have a coffee machine in his office which meant he had to go outside and possibly interact.

He left his office making his way to the break room as quickly as possible without distractions or unnecessary conversation. He got into the breakroom and sighed where there were only a few girls talking in the corner on their breaktime.

He headed to the machine and was pouring himself a cup and maybe he was eavesdropping…a little.

“Oh my god i didn't even catch that it was february! I am not looking forward to this.” one of the girls said with a annoyed sigh as she sipped whatever was in her mug

Another girl who had her hair done up in a messy bun and looked far too tired to be working nodded “I agree. What's the point of valentines if you dont got one” the other girl agreed

Another girl who was enjoying a complimentary bag of chips that were usually in a little wicker basket on the counter looked at them like they were crazy “What? you guys don't like valentines? That's crazy.”

the same girl who started the conversation about february playfully rolled her eyes “Well cassie not everyone has a girlfriend like you to share the month with”

the girl who was supposedly named cassie blushed “Hey! don't go yelling that! What if the wrong person hears I keep my life private you know!”

They chuckled and headed out of the break room once it was up. Five was left there with a pit in his stomach. Its february which means valentines day.

He rushed to the office and checked his calendar. Oh fuck…

He hated Valentine's Day but it still made him so nervous. He hated it because he would get a valentine from people he didn't want and never from the person he did but his hopes were always up that maybe he would get one. His heart would hurt every single year you’d think he would forget.

he didn't care much for valentines after the first apocalypse but once he got back and experienced holidays like valentines all over again he was smitten with a lot except for valentines day.

his family tried to encourage him to meet people and actually find love or a valentine. He sat in his office chair thinking. Maybe he should try this year.

And so he set a plan. Multiple plans actually. Plan A’s and B’s just in case one didn't work.

~Timeskip~

None of them worked. He failed. He got cold feet. He knew he shouldn't have. He used to be an assassin but you brought out that side of him. You made him nervous. All the flirting and your genuine care and the fact that you would listen to him and engage in deep thought it was…nerve wracking.

He thought all hope was lost. He would be destined to be alone because he can't crawl out of the shell that he perfectly built and well…perfected.

He walked down the hall just needing a minute away from his work and stuffy office and from the file. He must’ve not been paying attention because he bumped into somebody that he learned was you.

“Oh shit!” you yelled as you fell right onto your ass

he turned around, his eyes widening. He was mentally cursing himself and his entire biological bloodline. “Oh god, y/n I'm so sorry. I was not paying attention.”

you stood dusting yourself off “No no it's alright it seems you're out of it.”

he chuckled nervously pink dusting his cheeks. If he wasn't so nervous maybe he would notice your own pinkened cheeks. His mouth began running faster than he could think and before he could think of the possible consequences he blurted out:

“Would you be willing to go on a date with me?!” his eyes widened along with yours.

He just asked you out right? That wasn't you just dreaming right? before you could talk he blinked away. he was gone within a flash. You were left speechless. You looked down each end of the hall hoping to see if you could catch him but sadly he couldn't.

you sighed and leaned back against the wall. Your head hit the back of the wall and you sighed. Once you were ready after a quick debrief in your head you saw a wallet on the floor left where he was. Your eyebrows furrowed ans picked it up. Surely it wasnt fives right?

You opened it and saw his Id and license in the pouch. You were gonna close it till a paper fell out. You quickly picked it up. Now you knew you shouldn't snoop through his things but you couldn’t help it. You flipped it over and saw it was a photo of you.

your eyes widened a blush forming. You…he had a photo of you. You thought he wouldn't like you like that. A really long time of pining over him and he…he liked you back. He sounded so nervous.

You opened your phone and saw the date. February 13th. Perfect.

>Next day<

five got to his office feeling miserable. No valentines for him once again and he blew it. He opened his office and set down his briefcase on a side table by the door. He flipped on the lights.

What he saw made his eyes widen. On the desk was a bouquet of flowers. A beautiful bunch of roses with dark green ferns in it. It was gorgeous.

Inside he saw a card. He picked it up and opened the card. Inside read

“To Five hargreeves.

You left your wallet in the hallway when you blinked away. I returned it to you. It is in your front desk drawer. Also about that date, id love to go. How does at 8 tonight sound? See you then lover boy.

Love, y/n l/n”

His eyes widened and his heart pounded. The card was from you. He held the flowers close until he sat down and set it down on the desk. He opened the front drawer and there his wallet was.

He picked it up and opened it. He saw a new piece of paper that he had never seen before. On it had writing it read

“I saw the photo of me in your wallet. I decided to give you a better one. A personal favorite of mine”

he flipped it over and saw it was a photo, obviously. A more precious one. One of you and him laughing at a table together over an inside joke you two made.

As he sat back in his desk looking at the photo of you two laughing at the joke and your legs under the table were slightly intertwined, you and him were close and intimate but far enough that distance didn't seem so little anymore.

That's what made it all the more special.

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Hi guys! I know some of you might be looking for a valentines smut story but i decided not to do that but i can create another if you want just give me some time! I love you guys please be safe out there ❤️

[your-favourite-yapper]

Biblically accurate Remus lupin hcs (sorta modern au)

Tall but w the weirdest ratio of legs to arms to torso

The worst ugliest handwriting EVER

Probably a minecraft kid (20 yrs old)

The weirdest facial expressions like his face DOES NOT match w what is coming out his month

Has been said alot by @mrstellmeafuckingsecret but is the biggest crybaby

Mama's boy

First time he was wo his mom was at uni and he cried himself to sleep for 3 weeks

Structures his sentences funny

Cannot tie a tie

Cannot cook

Cannot knit

Cannot crochet

(He still makes crocheted gifts for sirius)

Cannot REALLY pull off any style except the grandpa sweaters and like sweatpants

makes the funniest noises under his breath

Acc not that dumb but just, not good enough esp compared to his friends

However he is the biggest Dumbo in terms of street smarts

He gets scammed 5 times a week

And then he calls Sirius and cries 2 him abt it

Organizes his shelf by authors and not genre

Uses the most banged up iPhone 12

And when it was time to sell it

He cried

He got his first car at like 20 from his dad

Bc he was too scared to acc drive even tho he got his license the earliest

Ev it broke down completely

And he cried

A chocolate SNOB

Will not buy gas station schocolate

No no it's ALL name brands for him >:)

rlly wants to get suppeeer good grades to make his parents proud

Even tho they don't rlly cate that much abt stuff like grades

He blushes at his ears

Fingers constantly covered in pen ink bc he uses a burst pen

He bites the pen cover

The pickiest eater (me)

Will not eat food if there's a visible: onion, vegetable esp cabbages and spinach, mushroom, etc etc

Well he'll eat it but he WONT enjoy it

Enjoys watching cooking shows, cooking tiktoks but does not function in a kitchen

the SLOWWST reader ever

It takes him like 2 months to fin a small novel book

Not bc he's dumb or anything he LIVES for reading into the stuff, annotating etc etc

Hates coffee

Hates most sugary gums

Hates the smell of most colognes (excpet siriuss)

A BIG hit w older grandma type ladies

At a family function he's always surrounded by grandmas in their pink petticoats and gossiping

Bc he DOES gossip

Will feel VERY bad after

But he still does it

ONe thing he WONT do is confront/argue w someone to their face

He got into like 2?? Arguments ever and cried after each one

He'll be a bit rude or snarky if he's REALLY mad

But that's it

Does not have tiktok

Does not have snapchat

Does not have Twitter

Does not know how to use insta

I feel like he's chronically offline except for utube

But he still knows the most important brainrot terms

He's just a chill guy 🥺🥺

Triple checks EVRY text message b4 he sends to make sure no punctuation errors or spelling mistakes

HATES presentations

Litr puked after doing one once(or twice or three times)

Can not hold his liquor

But he's like immune to weed

Has no idea how to style his hair

He doesn't do ANYTHING to it

Has onky gotten one(1) haircut by his mum in high-school

And that's it

Can handle the most explicit smut (not that he activeky looks for it in a book)

But the moment 2 characters kiss in a movie he gasps like an old lady

Spent sm time w his mum and her crew of old grandma's so when he first met his friends he acted like an old lady

Said stuff like : "oh golly"and shit

And he swore too bc of his dad

So like it was "oh my fucking gosh" (bc saying god is blasphemy)

Can read social cues just doesn't kno what to do w them

Thinks: "Oh yeah shes obvi v mad bc she used her own perfume and not her bfs bc they got into an argument"

Says: "Hows ur bf ?"

Is acc very good at playing the recorder

Or another equally obscure instrument

Knows sm abt rocks and bugs

Has a rock collection he started when he was like 6 to this day

Terrifi3d of the dark

Gets new pj's once every year

Terrified of children

Terrified of scary music

Terrified of all his friends secretly hating him

When Sirius confessed his feelings Remus did NOT know what to day

Litr looked like 😮🫢😯

To this day feels like Sirius could do better

Looks v awkward in a suit

Has nvr entered a gym in his LIFE

but he's sorta?? In shape?? bc he takes silly little walks in the morning

Takes FOREVER to get out of bed

He wakes up b4 james at like 4am but is still sleepy and in the process of waking up at 10am

has a self-imposed bedtime of 10pm

Any longer than that and he's v angry

Has nvr pulled an all-nighter

In hs his mom would tell him to go sleep

And so when it was time for college he just didn't want to

Makes the worst dadjokes

His jokes are funny BECAUSE of his delivery

Esp when he's w his close friends

But w other ppl he ruins a bomb 10/10 joke w his terrible delivery

He likes to think that he's indie and listens to underground artists

But his faves are the same as every1 else in this world

Except for one artist w like 50 monthly listeners and their top song has 1k streams on spotify and they haven't released new music in 3yrs

His way of showing love is by acts of service

His way of receiving love is words of affirmation

But he legit doesn't kno what to do when he gets a compliment

Looks like this when u give him 1 🧍‍♂️

It's not bc he doesn't get any its just that he Gen doesn't kno what to say

Smiles weird

Stands weird

Walks weird

Eats weird

laughs weird

Terrified of ALL animals

Doesnt hate them tho

Just is v scared of them

Has planned the most evil pranks

The boy is NOT an angel

his fav shows are: children's show(and not in the an animated rilm that acc has good lessons and is like for kids 7-8 way, i mean he watches shit like "tayo the little bus" and "storybots"), a wild ripoff of a popular TV show, and a boring nature documentary

is probably a trs pet not in the way he likes the tr he just Gen can't say no to a figure of authority (not in that way tho)

LOVES his parents

Has the prettiest eyelashes ughhh

Has the prettiest ugly nose ever

Has the prettiest di

Is v aware of his body AT ALL TIMES

So bc of this when he tries to be "natural"

He's v much overthinking it

And he looks low-key robotic

His preferneces: fluff > smut > angst

My boy canNOT handle sad literature, paintings, songs, movies

He's also mine <3

Btw all this info is 100% acc bc he litr told me this in my dreams

[when-did-this-become-difficult]

sir ridley scott.........

[luck-of-the-drawings]

[<==PREV PAGES] [NEXT PAGE==>(not out yet.wait a year.or maybe more.imagine.]

saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Had to explain to a friend today that No Really I Swear Magneto And Professor X Are Friends And Like Each Other Thats Canon And Real

[sonknuxadow]

jim carrey as gerald also sucks btw . i already didnt think he was a particularly good choice for eggman because it feels like hes just playing himself and not eggman but seeing them take a character whos entire deal is being long dead but still impacting the story through his grief driven actions and bring him back to life and make him a main character and also turn him into a silly jim carrey character is making me turn into the joker

[stiffyck]

I just now realized that I may or may not have made a mistake. Um. If I made a mistake I am quite possibly fucked for like a year lmfao

[mewniemoon]

Fuck it. Jumping on the "Prove the Pansear Screenshots weren't Faked" bandwagon. Seeing so many people blindly cheer and reblog that callout post legitimately almost made me delete my blog in fear. I don't blame Pan for deleting at all and don't think that's automatic proof of guilt. No one cared about any potential victims, no one cared if someone got hurt, they just bragged about how "they've always known" and that's terrifying. If the screenshots turn out to be true i'll retract my statement and apologize, but for now im just scared for the rw community and where its headed because this isn't good

I know Im not really a creator in the rw fandom anymore (mostly due to stuff like this tbh) but if just one person sees this and feels safer and seen then i'll be happy

[her-canine-teeth]

why the fuck are people writing analyses about if taylor swifts gay. write about jackie instead she's called taylor too

[justablah56]

hmm . what if I relistened to the betrayal scene . for terrick reasons . surely there will be no negative consequences to this . surely it will not make me sick about them . surely not .

[artificer-real]

ive started to really despise self help posts because all they do for me is illustrate just how apparently fucked i am compared to most other people

[novasquadron]

ANYWAY i recently got into tng and am now super obsessed with wesley (just a lil dude!! why does everyone hate him i don't get it!!) and all the Implications and Potential that his character had (and has)

like your father killed on duty, lingering resentment with the man who feels responsible for it, the same man whose words are like gospel to you, who gives you every single opportunity that you shouldn't be given, who was only persuaded to do so by a somewhat higher being who is oh so carefully crafting your life in just the right ways for Something, constantly being brought forward and pushed away, too many parent figures and only one and none, the only meaningful friendships you have are with people twice your age (they will always see you as a child), you do everything for Him, everything for His legacy (your dead father? your captain? they're so closely intermingled and so far apart), you finally reach what everyone knows you're going to do, you get into the best team in the school, you have a best friend (was he something more? do you even remember?), you kill him (it's so much more than that but the black and white is addicting), everyone hates you, He's disappointed in you, how long has it been since you could look your mother in her eyes, you want to die but that would be unfair, how dare you feel guilty, and oh look, the beings who have watched you for your whole life (they knew this would happen) want you to join them. there's never been another choice. the prodigal son always completes his duties.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

!!! FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING!!! [IM NOT FUCKIN AROUND!!]

REACHED THE CUSP OF 'THIS MAY NEVER BE ABSOLUTELY FINISHED N IF I DONT SHOW IT NOW, IT WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.' SO HERE, A PROJECT IVE BEEN ORBITING AROUND UHH SINCE 2021 OR SO.

[moomeecore]

on that subject, obsessed with today when i was like "hey guys, can you two stop playing the jumping game for now because it's giving caden a headache" and my 6 yr old cousin is like "you mean 'me'. it's giving 'me' a headache, because your caden". it's like yeah man ur right. my bad . and then they stopped jumping. it was awesome

[spagheddiesquash]

had the idea to make this

[fadeintolight]

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