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[humming-fly]

They seem like the kind of guys who would keep count

Bonus:

[bluegiragi]

rendering practise!! (just can't seem to leave this grump alone)

early access + nsfw on patreon prints

[drferox]

Pets are very commonly overweight. And very commonly the reason given will be ‘because my parents feed them more than they’re supposed to, and they won’t listen when I tell them to stop’.

And I sympathise. I understand. Parents are hard, especially when they still think of you as ‘their kid’ and not ‘grown adult with autonomy’. Getting your parent to change their behavior is very difficult.

My two cats have a scoop in their bag of food, and they get one scoop each for dinner. It’s a very simple system: 1 scoop 1 cat. If I notice they’re getting a bit podgy then I make the scoop a bit concave. If they’re looking a bit light, I give them a little extra breakfast. But dinner is always the same, never more than one scoop.

But last night I watch my mother (the very same woman that scolded me for my weight since I was ten) decide to feed the cats for me while I finished washing the dishes.

The cats follow her, mewing pathetically, as she carries the food bag to their bowls. And I watch, as she’s talking to me and making eye contact, while she gives one cat a slightly heaped scoop of food, and then the other.

And then, dear reader, she replaces the scoop into the bag, as though it’s the most natural thing in the world, and proceeds to give each cat an additional handful of food.

I was astounded. I was politely mortified that you just increased the cats’ meals by at least 80%. No wonder they’ve been podgy!

We had a polite but firm discussion about how that is a measured scoop in the bag, and have-you-been-feeding-that-much-the-whole-time, but I do not think she has listened. I think I will need to gently ban her from feeding the cats.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Helpy draws Michael the best he can,,

[abisalli]

getting back into the swing of things by making ref sheets for myself (kinda)

[spicymancer]

Why is all your art so horny?

Is it? I hadn't noticed.

[winchestergifs]

The real question is who are you? What do you mean who am I?

DEAN WINCHESTER SEASON 1 ✫ 2005-2006

[undertalethingems]

Unexpected Guests Chapter Ten, Act Two: Page 26

First / Previous / Next (coming soon)

Well hey there.

See what happens next on Feb. 6th!

[technically-human]

Only valid way to find out Superman's secret identity tbh

[consultingfujoshi]

ohhhh outie irving's thing goes so much deeper than I could have imagined. it was pretty obvious that he chose to become severed to try to use his innie self to communicate with and learn more about the severed floor and he's been doing all those paintings in the hopes his memory of the testing floor will bleed through to his innie, but this episode implies he's part of a much bigger conspiracy than just that.

irving is not some lone vigilante as I expected him to be. he's working with at least one other person to try to communicate with innies and spread knowledge of the goings on at lumon using his place as a plant on the severance floor. perhaps even the same people that helped petey become reintegrated.

he knows he's being watched and makes anonymous calls a ways from his home. he immediately had a cover story when milchick turned up like he was expecting to be questioned. he doesn't want to reveal that his innie woke up on the outside and is trying to figure out exactly how much lumon knows, and refuses to reveal his own hand before this. he tells milchick to tell him what all this is about so he can get a better grasp on how much he needs to lie about. he IMMEDIATELY distrusts milchick's motivations.

he has no idea what just happened and why, only that there's a chance all the work he's been doing on the outside has finally started paying off and he can't risk undoing all that progress by accidentally admitting to something. for all he knows his innie put this all in motion himself. he doesn't know it's part of a completely unrelated plan with his coworkers to break out. so he lies and pretends nothing happened because admitting his innie broke out might also fuck up the rest of whatever he's planning/working on. he's protecting both of his selves from a company he very clearly now is working to undermine.

he made sure to get home quickly after waking up at burt's (i still need to know how that played out, thanks!) so it looked as if he'd been there the whole time. the gears are immediately turning wrt his innie going to burt. he's trying to figure out how that guy fits into all this. maybe he's even going to approach burt thinking he's a co-conspirator on the outside and try to enlist him. I wonder how he will react when he finds out that's not the case at all and their connection is much more individual and personal than that. when he finds out his innie almost sacrificed all the work he's been doing the past three years because he fell in love and got his heart broken by this guy. I wonder if he'll ever find out.

AND WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BURT FOLLOWING IRV AROUND. WHAT KIND OF SOULMATE MAGNETIC FORCES RED STRING OF FATE SHIT ARE THESE TWO ON!!!!!

[eggbuggy]

All I could think while drawing this is how impractical it would be if jon cried.

[thelostmoongazer]

heh. yeah. bet you didn't see that one coming <- is the most predictable man alive

bonus break down sketches cuz people seemed to like the process while i was streaming:

[buggachat]

just an FYI, tumblr is putting community posts on my dash from communities i'm not in now. and i can't find anything in the settings to turn it off, or any way to block certain communities from showing up on my dash (please tell me if theres something im missing)

so this is just to say: if you're in a public community, be careful to tag things for people's filters even if the tag seems redundant for the community. apparently they can just pop up on anyone's dash. in my case tumblr for some reason really thinks i want to join communities centered around things i typically have filtered out. and the posts are not tagged.

[fluff-e-boy]

@demilypyro entranced by her . Had to draw her immediately

[potato-lord-but-not]

random assortment of malevolent doodles !! mostly John because uhhmmm bbg <33