i like you because of your terrible personality, generally awful demeanor, and inability to watch 3D movies . not despite
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I joked in discord that I was going to make all of them listen to a 9 hour presentation on A Better Wold, my beautiful trainwreck of a series and that got me to reading the book, which I haven't done in a few years, since I finally accepted it's terrible.
AND I LOVE IT!!!
I love this stupid series with all my heart. I love the writing style (kinda Douglas Adams, but a bit more serious), I love the characters, I love the setting!
I just don't know how to fix the three issues that make it terrible:
A)too many charactersb(like, seriously, we're talking about dozen povs).
B)The entire Samael/etah thing that all three novels rest on that would get me cancelled soooooooo fast.
C) Qa*on.
Like, how can I write about a secret society secretly controlling the world after I learned about Qa*on? Nothing I can come up with, nothing I can possibly write can be taken seriously after those freaks and their beliefs.
I did do what I thought was a good subversion on it, making them genuinely make the world a better place (and also make each of their memebers a duckling dork in their own way), but it just feels so... off.
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Yknow I was also thinking... if Neuvi were to ask Furina to become immortal again for his sake, she might actually say yes. Which is exactly WHY he'd never ask her to do so, because as much as he dreads her inevitable absence, he won't condemn her to that fate again
You got it. Because when she took on that curse half a millennium ago, it was also a request she agreed to. For the sake of all of Fontaine and not just the sake of Focalors, but it's still all too similar. Even if she said yes to him because she actually wants it then, who's to say she'll always want it? Who's to say the decades, the centuries won't weigh heavier and heavier as they pass, just like before? Who's to say she won't have to ask him to make her mortal again? And that would be even more painful than simply letting her go when she's meant to. So instead he'll treasure the time she has, that she's more than earned, and he'll do everything he can for her to treasure it too.
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I keep forgetting to make this post, but something I don’t see anyone bringing up is how many succubi are at the anti-blitzo party. Do you ever think that maybe the reason so many people have been hurt by him despite it being a bunch of one-night stands is because he also stole from them? Like you wake up after some good sex only to find the guy is gone and so is your most precious possession? The one that would get you into massive shit if your boss found out you lost it but you need to do your job so you HAVE to admit you were careless enough with it that some rando stole it?
I’m saying Blitz stole their asmodean crystals. I’m saying there’s a large number of succubi at the party bc Blitz targeted them in order to steal their crystals, and that’s a large part of why they hate him so much.
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Never have I been so glad to be home alone than now while finishing Iron Widow because.
The sheer volume at which I screamed.
Needless to say the neighbours came to check of I was being murdered and I didn't even know how to say no because THIS BOOK IS FUCKING KILLING ME
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// minor psychonauts 2 art book spoilers
still not over the art book confirming that sashamilla dance together. and not only this but given that sasha’s drink is non-alcoholic it implies that all he needs to be out on the dance floor is fruit tea with syrup. he gets a little sugar in him and he goes wacky. he’s such a dork i hate him !!!!!! /pos
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