#i just thought this was really funny lol

[hopkei]

that's right, i'm stupid~🤗

[buildarocketboys]

Ah yes, Fall Out Boy, my second favourite band with a black bassist named Pete

[marquisguyun]

Me in 2021:

Me in 2023:

17 different romantic ships (incl 2 crossover ships) and additional platonic relationships (not all pictured).

And that's just what I've written!! I can think of multiple ships off the top of my head that I love but haven't posted a fic for yet 😂

Also I have no fucking clue which bingliushen fic I was talking about so it's still not posted. Maybe I can dig through my Google docs and see if I can find it??

[kaiserouo]

(prev)

FYI:

sudo shutdown now: Shut down immediately.

for i in $(seq 1000); do yes & done: Open 1000 "yes" process at the background. Each of them alone can throttle your CPU usage at 100%.

:(){ :|:& };:: Fork bomb, eats all your resources.

sudo rm -rf /: Erase the system and all your disks.

Don't run any of this if you don't know what you're doing.

[inkskinned]

so one time i got bit by a brown recluse which is one of the only types of spider in my area that's actually dangerous and at first i didn't know what had happened to me, only that it was nasty. the swelling wasn't going down and the wound started to get ugly. i don't want to like get into the details because that's gross but it got to the point 2 weeks later that i was worried enough to go to the doctor, which i hate doing.

i am not afraid of spiders but other people are so i'd been covering it with this big ole square bandage (i needed more landscape coverage than a simple bandaid) and sat in the university medical waiting room, kicking my heels and playing BOTW. the nurse who admitted me was like, oh, we have got to get Tom to cover this one. she wrote spider bite under my ticket.

i waited in the near-empty building for like an hour and then nurse tom shows up in spiderman scrubs, out of breath. "sorry," he says, "i saw - your slip - and I had," he heaves in a breath, "to run home and. get. these scrubs. i literally. ran. felt like a job. for. spiderman."

i laugh. he puts his hands on his knees, thumbs-ups at me. fishes a pamphlet out from under his clipboard that basically says spiders can be scary but you don't need to be scared, there's very few dangerous spiders in new england. "honestly," he wheezes, "we probably don't need to get you into an exam room. just..." he waves his hand at the pamphlet, "read that."

i look down at my arm. then back at him in his scrubs. and then down at my arm. i like that he made an effort to make a joke, but now it does not feel like a good joke, because they are mistaking my calm for a lack of injury. "can i. like. at least show you the bite?"

he gives me kind of a weird look, which is fair, but then says. "if. i mean, if you have to."

i peel the bandage off. his face goes green.

"oh," he says.

"yeah, man."

"a... spider bit you?" his voice is high and tight and trembling. he backs up a few steps.

"i think a brown recluse," i offer. "i know it's nasty, sorry."

"excuse me for a moment." he looks over to the administering nurse on the other side of the small room. "i need to find someone else to take care of you."

the administering nurse smiles over to us with a degree of pleasure that is almost salivating. for a moment, like a window opening, i am briefly aware of what must be a psychic message floating amongst the in-between. her jaguar teeth all say this is like a party for me and i know exactly what i'm doing.

"oh no, tom," she says, grinning. "i gave her to you specifically."

[bacchuschucklefuck]

and! barbarian!fig! its her

[psilliguykai]

Heart’s smelled just a little bit like dirt ever since he was let out of apathy. Not bad, just like the soil he was surrounded by.

It’s faint. Mind and Soul could be sitting next to him at a meal, or on the couch watching a movie, and not smell a thing. It’s those times during concord when they’re truly close - hugs, etc. they breathe in and catch a hint of earth. And they wonder for a second why, and then they remember. They’ve spent so much time reconciling and making progress and moving forward and things are better and things are alright but. They still remember. The scars are still there. The things they did in cacophony still happened. And the scent of soil will never fully leave him.

It haunts Soul and Mind. They can try to forget but every time they’re getting along and they can finally feel the comforting warmth of each other knowing they’re all safe. They get too close to him and they can smell it. They can smell what they did and they pretend it’s all fine in the hopes not to remind Heart. But they know. And he knows too.

[boobchuy]

I love amphibia I'm really happy it exists

[fisheito]

I started reading beastars so now HE's reading beastars .wait

THEY'RE reading beastars

[sassyfever]

Yu only bought him 5 taiyaki and assumed that would be enough 😾

[zolo-san]

“Sanji and Zoro when a girl passes by”

A quick little meme doodle for @buggysbug because I saw their comment on this post and it made me giggle

[wackywatchdotcom]

i like the idea of these two becoming friends but very specifically with this dynamic

[canadian-riddler]

Chillin with the boys

[burningcheese-merchant]

Burning Spice: *busts down the door to Golden Cheese's tomb, barges in with a bouquet of flowers in one hand and fancy chocolates in the other, throws himself on her sarcophagus and starts scream-cry-singing* BABY COME BACK, YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEEEEEE-

[scoots-canoe]

Tien in dragonball super (canon)

[tezzbot]

Was thinking abt the fact that IF Vector and Espio found Charmy when he was a baby, taking their "canon" ages into account, Vector would have been like mid-teens and Espio like. a preteen at the time and I love a good 'You're the age I was when we met/I did [X]/etc.' Soooo woe! That upon you Espio, it's always fucked up and evil the passage of time LOL